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@darthforexvader7201

3 жыл бұрын

‘What is french for va va voom?’ Answer: police behaving filthy

@crotchet1586

3 жыл бұрын

Do an upper class English accent, audit AB!

@jonathansimmonds5784

3 жыл бұрын

@@crotchet1586 That's one of my accents, Geordie lad who went to posh boarding school in Surrey! Irish, Scots, Scouse, Brumey, all like a native but foreign is the best to confuse plod with but you know the best one is the right to remain silent, that would really piss them off...

@yassully8071

3 жыл бұрын

You should do different languages like ownage prank Mr AB

@RicArmstrong

3 жыл бұрын

@@yassully8071 Yes, I want him to do an American accent next.

"I love France." "Why do you love France?" "Because it's the country of love" Lol

@garybrooks9508

3 жыл бұрын

her face when AB said that

@goodyeoman4534

3 жыл бұрын

Then she made a note. It read: "Find love in France".

@freeingushetia9680

3 жыл бұрын

And she started to notice that))))

@ThereisonlyOne426

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@casuallad735

3 жыл бұрын

Classic. Can tell she wanted to laugh

I may go for a Kazakhstani accent next time a Borat special

@chrisgibson4140

3 жыл бұрын

I would prefer you do a Prince Charlie accent.

@AuditingBritain

3 жыл бұрын

Merci 😅

@rjim1

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god, that would be priceless!! 👌🏻

@ZamaNorushe99859

3 жыл бұрын

Why not try STUTTERING, see if they have the patience to listen to you...

@stationaryplane9149

3 жыл бұрын

Very niiice 👍

AB you are killing me. Every time I say to my self let me watch for 10 minutes and then I ended up watching for two hours or more. You are a LEGEND.

@MrChuckmike

2 жыл бұрын

Lol me too, its just pure comedy, love AB and hes our hero.

@stigmalmqvist781

2 жыл бұрын

You are not alone in that. I spend too much time watching AB and his video's are so much better than those from the US

@MrMongoose221

2 жыл бұрын

Glad it's not just me. I felt bad that I've spent so much time watching these videos of the last few days but they're addictive 😅 funny, educational and also a bit concerning at times. Apart from the good officers.

@MrChuckmike

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrMongoose221 absolutely agree with u

@hipsonsogbo

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, this is really good, amazing work

-"Why wld you reference France out of the rest of the world? " -"Because i love France..." -"Why do you love France?" -"Because it is the country of love...Have we Finish?" -"No!" -"I Finish..." 😂😂😂 U made herself have a laugh a few times...Vive la France 😂 Genius!

@AuditingBritain

2 жыл бұрын

😁

@Kochos

2 жыл бұрын

lol you could just put the timestamp instead of writing the whole script essay

@murrietakenitri2157

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kochos true true...best piece of the audit tho great accent. That Italian dude was also hilarious 😂 hope you enjoined it bro 👍

@Kochos

2 жыл бұрын

@@murrietakenitri2157 i did not because he should have bent over both of them policewomen in her car

@murrietakenitri2157

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kochos yeah that wld've definitely gotten him more views 😂

It should be illegal for an officer to lie and tell you something is a criminal offence when it is not. It has the intent of striking fear into the innocent person, causing them alarm and distress.

@ianking8315

3 жыл бұрын

public servants are allowed to lie unfortunately.

@cypeman8037

3 жыл бұрын

No they’re not, it’s against their code of ethics.

@WorksopGimp

3 жыл бұрын

@@cypeman8037 Police can lie and do with impunity

@johnscott4693

3 жыл бұрын

It would be very interesting to walk into a police station and report this threatening behaviour (as a result of lying about Laws) as a s5 offence. What would the defence be ? ... I’m stupid and don’t know the Law I’m quoting? That’ll look good on someone’s record.

@willbee7925

3 жыл бұрын

They are trained to lie from day 1 basic training, it's their top tactic.

AB quickly becoming the BEST auditor within the UK. Keep it up buddy 🤩

@sampadda4717

3 жыл бұрын

James Wright agree - like is videos over other auditors - he knows what to say and handles situation and doesn’t get intimidated

@rob0749

3 жыл бұрын

Still behind Audit Ed.....

@frankiepaul9869

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@jameswright5705

3 жыл бұрын

Sam Padda the last two part audit was so good, he made the police look like a complete numpty. Would love to see more of the audits where he doesn’t immediately speak or even acknowledge that he understands, would be interesting to see how other public servants react

@g4kfjve7kfj34

3 жыл бұрын

IS

I love how you initially to work with the cops but eventually shut them down with a word or two and walk away. They stand there not knowing what to do. It’s priceless!

I hope her colleagues never let her live this down.

"I'm not a criminal." Well I cant verify that. "Are you a criminal?" Well obviously not. "Well I cant verify that." Genius reply AB. :D

@forgive7449

3 жыл бұрын

there is MORE chance of her being a crim than he.

@kenthomson9562

3 жыл бұрын

That “Well, obviously not” line by the lady policeman hasn’t aged well.

@paulheart320

3 жыл бұрын

Freemasons

@Dudamahe27

2 жыл бұрын

Best reply of the audit

@grah1956

2 жыл бұрын

@@forgive7449 I agree, as sad as it is, she is in a career where criminals seem to breed. Again so sad to say it, but how can anyone ever trust the police, after so many disgusting crimes that have been committed by serving members of the police force.

Switch accents between police officers. German accent to one, look at the other and speak with an Italian accent.

@NeathSpadge

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahaahahaha Oh yes, that would be awesome.

@Seannn94

3 жыл бұрын

@@NeathSpadge ha defo

@saor4340

3 жыл бұрын

Fantastic idea !

@alan1340

3 жыл бұрын

Hes Dutch

@grymaldus40k41

3 жыл бұрын

Lol please do this on one video, great idea!

"It's the country of love". That made me laugh out loud. 🤣

The French accent keeping a straight face makes this hilarious. Name aaah bee , I lost it

What he is doing, even if people think he's fishing for confrontation or just being annoying, is actually a good thing because people are getting educated.

@MrMongoose221

3 жыл бұрын

That's true sometimes I think he takes it a bit far but I actually didn't know that I can just film them and not give my name unless suspected of a crime etc. So good to know 👍

@purplerabbit874

3 жыл бұрын

Thank God for people like AB otherwise I'd be as ignorant as the so called police as to my rights.

@markprentice6332

3 жыл бұрын

staying in the EU so u don't agree?

@safeenachoud1903

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿

@matthew3774

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and the new guidance has now come out, thanks to the work of AB and others, telling police to leave photographers alone

'I love France' 'Why?' 'Because it is the country of love' 😘 🤣

omg he is so fucking good at this! i didnt think this content would be interesting, but this guy makes it so.

@dansmith5151

Жыл бұрын

YOU SOUND V NUMB !!!!

Fourth time i've watched this. Funny and sarcastic in equal amounts. And the Police Officer happens to be extremely attractive and does find your comments amusing, great smile.

Hilarious - the only thing worse the AB's French accent - is the common sense of these two numpties!

@AuditingBritain

3 жыл бұрын

Hey 😡

This is absolutely hilarious. Better than anything on TV. Keep up the good work AB

@chrisbevis7725

2 жыл бұрын

The BBC should give him a cut of the licence fee,

@robertoc2485

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisbevis7725 ha ha 😂

"I can't verify that" retort ... her face once again broke into another ... lovely ... bemused smile ... totally taking away her abillty to reply .. What fantastic police constable she is ... gorgeous too!

It's the country of love...she tried so hard not to break. Bravo.

"It's illegal to photograph in England" 🤣😂 trying to bluff a tourist

Brilliant brother,,pure entertainment and the police cut short.

You are real great AB 👍🏽

This was the single best video I've watched of yours! Epic. Please do more x

priceless - she was so up herself it was unreal! - brilliant job AB cant wait for your Italian version

@hectichazerdus

3 жыл бұрын

her attitude and passive aggressiveness was disgusting. Very unnatural in the animal kingdom for a woman to confront a man like this.

@poochbo123

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah italian would confuse them

@FETISHEST

3 жыл бұрын

They must be dumb as fuck to think you were really French 😂, what chance have they got at catching a real criminal ???

@richardcenci54

3 жыл бұрын

Why is this bloke wasting police time like this? What a twat i think

@albertrobinson7392

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardcenci54 They approached him, so they wasted their own time.You have no idea have you. Idiot i think

Writes in her notebook "Country of love..."

@canalasmr5516

2 жыл бұрын

She wrote it in French, _Le pays de l'amour._

I love this! The best one yet out of all of the freedom audits I've ever seen on KZread! Love the witty comebacks and the piffy parables as well as the accent!

"There are laws where they can take your camera". Always amazes me how police can get away with threatening people with laws that they know nothing about. There needs to be a fine to them personally for mis quoting or making up laws or they'll never learn. $100 for making up a misdemeanor law, $1000 for making up a felony law, etc.

@ofwje

2 жыл бұрын

“felony” “misdemeanour” “$” 🤔

@glenmorgan4597

Жыл бұрын

@@topsteve9898 my favourite is when they want your name and address to check your not a criminal 😂like if you'd ever been convicted of a crime you'd give real details

the ladies love a french accent, but the police officers will expect you to surrender within the first minute

She's either seriously ill-informed or a massive lair. Either way she should not be employed by the police

@daveqin9515

3 жыл бұрын

Fit though

@spinningwhat3315

3 жыл бұрын

They are the prerequisites for police employment. I think it’s dawning on these wally’s that they are just torch bearers for bigger wally’s. At least there will be a good pool of dog walkers and car washers, moving forward!

@birrysund3269

3 жыл бұрын

She's a compulsive liar, every word she utters from her mouth a filthy pigs lies...

@johnchrysostomon6284

3 жыл бұрын

@@birrysund3269 Then she'll go far in the police force

@collinsd70

3 жыл бұрын

Lair?

"have we finish?" "no" "I finish" "no" "oh yes" 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

"Because it's the country of love"... bwahahaha... love you mate!

"Are you a criminal?" "Well Obviously not no." "Well I can't verify that." BOOM! LOL

I think "I'm getting tired of this conversation" is one of your best lines yet

Fantastic, it was so so funny when you do accents. The audit when you were acting Italian was the funniest one ever!

dude this is killing me, the comedic level is through the roof.

You're the best AB.

@AuditingBritain

3 жыл бұрын

Merci

@elenastaffy6119

3 жыл бұрын

Officer 1313 I had the best laugh in my life. A B I love your French accent. I can’t wait for the Italian Accent.. you have me up all night looking at your KZread channel I miss out on my beauty sleep, But it is so worth it.. Your “AMAZING” I am addicted to your channel. God bless you.🙏💪❤️👍

@tonyross7376

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@17attewell

3 жыл бұрын

“Why do you film the police stations” LOL

@sherblato9147

3 жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain AB❤️

As an Englishman living in France I can say that your accent was perfect. Well done!

"Because it's the country of love" yet another great come back 🤣

Perfect Sunday "the day after" entertainment 2 catch up on your videos. It never gets old

The police lady would fall apart under cross examination in court

“Because it’s the country of love” - she went silent, can tell she’s getting no action

@AuditingBritain

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@daniel1970ification

3 жыл бұрын

Gets action with her lemon partner.

@ajb2436

3 жыл бұрын

Auditing Britain I’ve noticed how they all like to ask you questions, but never like to answer yours, you could’ve offered them money and they would’ve called you suspicious 😂

@TheSadButMadLad

3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting a time and place to be arrange for a date at this point.

@shookoneldn300

3 жыл бұрын

R Perhaps, hit and run, no strings attached.. you don’t want a pathological liar in a long term relationship.😝

You dont half make me chuckle AB! 😂😂😂 Viva la France 🇫🇷

I keep coming back to this one- one of your very best, AB. Merci beaucoup mon bon ami. Tu es tres bon.

She almost laughed at one point, another winner AB!

She is going to be so ribbed for being so easily taken in, great audit.

@johnscott4693

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on comment !

@GenialHarryGrout

3 жыл бұрын

I think the male officer at the end had an idea of who AB was.

@paulmatthews5664

3 жыл бұрын

shame she's quite nice

@kingdomreturn304

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulmatthews5664 Lmao I was having you know what thoughts when watching

@jamesgledhill9667

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulmatthews5664very beautiful

je meure de rire un des meilleurs audits ever....thx u for this piece of art hahaha

I love how they try to challenge him as if he's not clocked on with how the system works 🤣. He knows more than them lol

😂🤣😂 She is not going to make detective anytime soon👮‍♀️😇

@johnnosiennek7066

3 жыл бұрын

She might make it with a detective and that's about it

@jaylamb477

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant

@maddon001

3 жыл бұрын

u would be suprised i bet she is

This channel is like the Monty Python sketch, I've come for an argument.

@markleggett9714

3 жыл бұрын

No it isn't

@howardp.lovecraft4499

3 жыл бұрын

@@markleggett9714 Yes it is.

We want more of this 😂😂💕😍😍😍 love your content 😊😊😊😊😊😊

This was the funiest audit!

She enjoyed the domination and when you told her you were finished she still wanted more

@michaelmullins3396

3 жыл бұрын

That's because her main Job is a probably a Dominatrix and she is a part time police officer

@JasonTDolan

3 жыл бұрын

She is hot. And into domination. What a catch! ❤️ Oulala!

@England91

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmullins3396 actually people in power often prefer be dominated outside of their work

@michaelmullins3396

3 жыл бұрын

@@JasonTDolan I suppose you could call it the guilt factor, subconsciously feeling guilty about their domination and want a bit of balance.

@michaelpurnell8083

3 жыл бұрын

how thick are the police

My French teacher used to wear fishnets. None of the boy in her class would stand up to answer any of her question's 😕😕

@AsitdyaDsr

2 жыл бұрын

Haha..:)

Genius AB. Love it. You are a legend.

Stone cold classic - I love it how you bamboozled the control freak Karens who opt for the job to exercise control...

Have we finish “No” I finish 🤣🤣🤣

"In France it's not illegal" "Ok, well you're in England now!" (pointing finger at AB) 😂😂 Just makes herself look stupid

@tobywan12

3 жыл бұрын

Didnt point at him thou.. look again

@eglesniuk

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobywan12 pointed once briefly. Does it make lying about law ok?

@tobywan12

3 жыл бұрын

@@eglesniuk Of course not but there is deffo some provocation going on in this vid

@eglesniuk

3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, that's the purpose of whole thing but there was no unlawful activity. So doesn't excuse her lying about law either way

@thewariscomingtoatownneary7572

3 жыл бұрын

@@eglesniuk Islam is the truth

By far your best video, I’ve watched this video over and over

Only audit videos that i can watch multiple times are yours AB 🤣 this is hilarious

With detective skills that couldn’t work out she was being scammed by a bloke with an accent and a camera, I don’t foresee a bright future for her police career.

@niknoks7638

3 жыл бұрын

Mr F .......🤣🤣👏

@AuditingBritain

3 жыл бұрын

Mr F 😂😂😂😂🤣

@moto46

3 жыл бұрын

@SIANNI14 lol

If you want to see another french version click like

Best laugh i have for a long time. Thank you.

LOL!😂🇫🇷✌️

Horrible liar she is. At least she’s been exposed

@funkysoul112pfunk5

3 жыл бұрын

she's sexy !

@ianjones4286

3 жыл бұрын

Her roots are shocking but I’d Chuck it one

@ianjones4286

3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Anthony Carroll yes I’d start speaking Welsh then demand a professional interpreter at the police expense insist on communication in my own language bring in the ethnic minority card really mess them around

@ianjones4286

3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Anthony Carroll iechyd da boyo

@goodyeoman4534

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianjones4286 Half the station has probably beaten you to it, if the stories about the UK police's kinky ways are half-true.

I’ve watched this video more than 10 times,you’re truly the best AB Take care👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙏🙏

Serious question, why is it that the women police officers are always the most serious and aggressive and stuck up ones? I've seen so many of these videos and the women cops will tend to show unnecessary authority in almost all of these interactions. Why is that? It seems like when some of these women are given authority, they will go out of their way to show it. I'm not being misogynistic, I'm just curious to know why the women cops are like this? So unfriendly and aggressive for no reason.

@sean380

2 жыл бұрын

They over compensate and try to outdo their male colleagues they think its a completion.

@wailer27

Ай бұрын

To readdress the power imbalance due to historic misogyny in society... with ironic results

Lmfao, after some of the really shocking incidents (Lewisham, Redditch to name just two), this was a welcome change of atmosphere, was laughing so much throughout this. Loved the French accent!

This guy is so awesome!!! He needs his own reality show

@breakit46

Жыл бұрын

This is his own reality show. Respect😊

You basically ripped them a new one - with a french accent. Love the content!

Wow this is definitely the best one so far! Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time while doing something productive which to remind the government that people have still got rights!

that was EPIC... love it.

This is god-level of trolling, i'm lmao. You can't beat this lol

Interesting that the French accent sparks casual racism from the WPCs.

@TheNigelwilkinson

3 жыл бұрын

you mean xenophobia?

@hectichazerdus

3 жыл бұрын

the french twist was classic loool

@bran2355

3 жыл бұрын

Nah tbh she wasn't that bad, she didn't mention anti terrorism act which most would just from the foreign accent paired with 'surveiling', she was lying about legality and hoping he was clueless enough to go along with trusting her authority but that's expected from them all at this point. She wasn't particularly bad compared to most officers.

@genwoolfe

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping to hear "Good Moaning!" :)

@louistheeighth8976

3 жыл бұрын

I thought his normal accent was french anyway!!

I don't remember watching this so did again. This was brilliant AB 👊

This is lovely!!!! Love it 😂😂😂🤣🤣 1313 i better run 😂😭😭

So funny 😂 although also v bad that the cops were lying to a "tourist" about the law. Looking forward to the next one!

@logann001

3 жыл бұрын

AB should of had her on that for blatantly lying.

@tammychapman2176

3 жыл бұрын

@@logann001 he didn't need to when he can have you all saying it on here. 😂😂😂👍

@logann001

3 жыл бұрын

@@tammychapman2176 true dat.

Because of you AB(and a few other KZreadrs) and the incredible work you do I will now pull out my phone and start recording every time I see a police officer interacting with a member of the public. I've also learned more about my rights in 3 days than I had in 33 years prior. Thank you and stay safe!

@MrChuckmike

2 жыл бұрын

Please keep Filming this c**ts. Don't stop

@snelgrave101

Жыл бұрын

Once heard a quote, may not be accurate but something like this, there's nothing more creative or imaginative for th human mind than to study th law 👍

"I'm trying to bottom this out at a low level"... the best line in the video as it's the implied threat and oxymoron of a "discreet overreach"... as she gets her notepad and pen out and eagerly waits for his full details!

Great show 👏. That was brilliant 👏.

I’ve literally spent the last few days binging on your videos 🙂 so funny, the amount of officers that think they’re superior and you always manage to make them look like lost puppies 😂 love it!

@justahumanbeing.709

Жыл бұрын

me too, along with DJ Audits (industrial units) and Power to the Proletariat, neither as funny as AB tho,

LOL viva la France and walks off = Legend

Absolument fabuleux ✨ big up King AB ✨ respect

@AuditingBritain

2 жыл бұрын

Thank You Nigel 🤛🤛🤛

hahha love when he acts man really funny hahahaha

AB: I am not a criminal Goldylocks: I cant verify that AB: Are you a criminal ? Goldylocks: Obviously not. AB:I cant verify that Goldylocks Just been defeated by her own narrative and is seeking confort in her partners eyes who wants to burst out laughing. Absolute classic AB. Greetings from Paris, the accent is right on point.

@AuditingBritain

3 жыл бұрын

Are you really From Paris ?

@jacquesmoulin980

3 жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain I am indeed

@jacquesmoulin980

3 жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain I am. I live in Paris 17th district.

@barneybiggles

3 жыл бұрын

Lots of police have criminal conviction.

Your French impression was excellent, especially the part at the end where you ran away.

@mike-pq7se

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha

@emmadas

2 жыл бұрын

That picture is too blasphemous please don't be like that

@HowDeepIsYourJesus

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmadas I know it is, but I couldn't find a sexy Middle-Eastern looking Jesus picture - so we'll just have to live with white sexy Jesus for now!

Magnifique!

You are such a dork and I love it !!! Jax Beach Florida USA !!! Keep up the good work brother !

Straight out of the traps with “we can take that camera off of you”,,, Then the usual “ you got ID?”

Her reaction at 6:17 when he said ''the country of love'' was absolutely hilarious.

@lalagang374

3 жыл бұрын

She knows france is known for gays

@astralcowboy5511

3 жыл бұрын

You can see her mouth and just about say ‘okay’ too 😂

@saracenuk.

2 жыл бұрын

She was about to laugh

As always AB excellent audit your simply the best 👍👍👏👏 more of the same please 😊😊

@AuditingBritain

2 жыл бұрын

Thank You Steve🤛

hahaha in tears... i hope you have many more videos to come

"So I take it you're French" "I Never said dis" I creased up, 100% French just the way you said it! Hahaha

@goodyeoman4534

3 жыл бұрын

Could just have easily been Belgian. Or Senegalese. Or a citizen of Saint Barthélemy and Saint Martin for that matter.

@skeletronas5867

3 жыл бұрын

@@goodyeoman4534 Fuck it he's half from Réunion, half from French Guiana

@arielsaeth

2 жыл бұрын

a bit Inspector Cleusau but good "I vont a rwwm" how can these cops lie and escalate nothing to something without being reprimanded,

@Silentaudits7

Жыл бұрын

I take it you're French...... Presumptuous bast**d me thinks..reminds me of a Derek and Clive sketch.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Is Winky Wanky wooooo illegal haha

@glenmorgan4597

Жыл бұрын

@@arielsaeth " sacred Blue" 🤣

She is telling lies , filming in uk is illegal, I don’t think so!

@JohnJohn-rh6ib

3 жыл бұрын

zCharged Corrupt as Sin itself !

I love the way she wrote down “and subject then said France is the country of love”

You crack me up ,🤣 quality! Ace accent too

One of the funniest audits I've ever seen... well done... it was brilliant!

Fooking awesome!

You accent was pretty good 😂😂😂 you sold it to them. Liked the audit keep it up. Vive la 🇫🇷 indeed.