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@jessiecorcoran929

3 жыл бұрын

Dude you used to be my hero

@ChrissyChaosClips

3 жыл бұрын

YAAASS SUPPORT THE CHAOS

@derekmartinez6002

3 жыл бұрын

Hey you missed a M in bear bottom clothing. So your link doesn't work.

@matthuhh

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe don't run the ads in the middle of EVERY story??

@Chinesefood4me

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Babe. Get this guy on more often. New pod “chaos with the fighter”. Yaaassss

lmao Schaub "If you're a senior in high school, you're what, 20?" He makes it too easy to call him stupid.

I’m convinced the 48 laws of power is the only book chrissy has read

@jafellme3024

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the only book you need to read.

@pseudonymph8482

3 жыл бұрын

He has a P.H.D.! I know you don't beLIEve that sh*t but c,mon show some respect you got fumes right now plus, he is in the F.D. and Ladder 14 the greatest dept. on earth. Unbelievable I would apologize even though they lied and claimed Brendan knows how to read more of a bit than a troll since nobody is buying that.

@JoseMolina-jz9hh

3 жыл бұрын

Make no mistake cuz

@BirdOfHermes83

3 жыл бұрын

It's what it is!

@lessonlearned6782

2 жыл бұрын

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

Branden is the type to go inside, lean back against the front door and smile after a first date

@joshpointoh

3 жыл бұрын

That's the nicest thing I've heard said about Schaub

@Highmanebro

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshpointoh haha

@lukejones2280

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@michaelburnheart9291

3 жыл бұрын

Dude Chris stfu

@michaelburnheart9291

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh how much meth does the white guy do

Brendan is one of those guys titi Jerry was talking about.

@tomcruisemiddleteeth

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@mrs.riche3939

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@KeyDyer

3 жыл бұрын

Facts 😂

@gagaface26

3 жыл бұрын

What kinda guys hahahah?

@FRM101

3 жыл бұрын

you may be right, so long as Jerry wasn't talking about comedians

Brendan looks like he uses both hands at once when he brushes his teeth.

@Audiofatuation

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dalelane1948

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah boomer, don’t you have a selfie stick? [This is thick boy logic (we once would have called him ‘special’).]

@jamespaps4257

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Can’t wait to see a clip of Bert and Chrissy talking about their love of Owen Grey on a podcast in a couple months lmao

@Audiofatuation

3 жыл бұрын

Riiiight

@jakesmall3454

3 жыл бұрын

@@MattAndTaniaKlecker lol watching it now, we’ll see

@chubbletthunda

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a thing? 😅

@Audiofatuation

3 жыл бұрын

@@chubbletthunda definitely is.

@chriscartelli617

3 жыл бұрын

I literally thought that right when he said his name 💀😂

Brendan Schaubs the type of guy to moan when he wipes.

@chrisdcomedy

3 жыл бұрын

YASSSSS WHO ISNT?!?!?!

@fulltimekilla

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisdcomedy it was the only nice thing I could think to say about Schaub

@Fireoncityy

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg

@craigdevlin2861

3 жыл бұрын

You stole this from The King and the Sting.

@fulltimekilla

3 жыл бұрын

@@craigdevlin2861 I'd rather be the Carlos Mencia of KZread comments than the Brendan Schaub of anything.

Whats paranormal about this is you got 3 fogs in a room and no one's getting kissed softly

@josef2012

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@taylororourke2525

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@curtisnucmed

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Very disappointing. 😂

@nooneyouknow699

3 жыл бұрын

Except the cauliflower ear

@JG-jy7pe

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

The world needs a Chrissy/Titi Halloween Special from a haunted house IT IS WHAT IT IS!!!

@chrisdcomedy

3 жыл бұрын

WOOOOOW

@sahillsekhon3

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisdcomedy with a ouija board

@alexanderhanksx

3 жыл бұрын

@@sahillsekhon3 not worth it

@GenesysRider23

3 жыл бұрын

@@sahillsekhon3 No Ouija board. Fuck that.

I said it before an I’ll say it again, Chrissy is the MOST UNDERRATED COMEDIAN, this man deserves nothing BUT sold out theater’s

@chrisdcomedy

3 жыл бұрын

LOVE YA BABE

Shwab describing Rashad Evans piece as Gonzo's nose in a ski mask might be the funniest thing he's ever said......Without Theo or Bryan in the same room.

Great Job.. Hope you're doing well.....

Make no mistake, schaub is titi jerry BEFORE she accepted the fact that she was TG.

"You should see all my books... there's probably like 30 of them!" 🤣

@_mooney1699

3 жыл бұрын

"You read?!?" Then he just names all the books the teacher reads when you're in grade school.

@abdulg4762

3 жыл бұрын

“Dude of course I read, ABCs, dinosaur books, catcher in the rye, Harry Potter, yeah man, only audiobooks tho”

@ramsden35

3 жыл бұрын

Another dweeb jealous of Schaub

did anyone else catch chrissy saying “the thing is is that…?” bringing the chaos to bad friends & bobby lee i LOVE IT

Love the pod Chris , as a FedEx driver you help me get through the BS I deal with lol , keep em coming . You crack me up

Chrissy brings his Chaos to everyone else’s studio and just makes them FOG in 3 minutes.

@pinhighdiscdyes

3 жыл бұрын

Chrissy fog machines

@masonmartin522

3 жыл бұрын

He's been stuck in the fog

@orionallen7735

3 жыл бұрын

Brendan been in the fog since he got in the head real hard

@JoseMolina-jz9hh

3 жыл бұрын

We all find ourselves in the chaos

Love this ep! Been a huge fan of Ghost Adventures and Zak for years and it warms my heart to know he truly is a great guy. Loved The ep he was in too.

Brendans standup special got 1.8/10 on IMDb. Some say that’s too high, the others haven’t watched it.

@bev_buntu4674

3 жыл бұрын

A 1.8 is very generous

@HighSociety1995

3 жыл бұрын

Round the 1.8 down to 1 he got 1/10

@AshleyBlowtorch

3 жыл бұрын

Listen, personally I don't think he's that funny BUT I think if you think about it, he was offered a special before he was ready, what was he supposed to do? Turn it down?

@andrewut7ya511

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

homie has 5 ad breaks with 5 different sponsors on a video under an hour. savage. get that paper BOOOOYYYYY

@andrewut7ya511

3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone remember when people hated comercials?

@ForeveraloneBC

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewut7ya511 I dislike the youtube ads, but these a reads are a direct benifit for the content creators that the platform wont touch.

@andrewut7ya511

2 жыл бұрын

@@ForeveraloneBC i guess, but who cares if the platform takes a cut when they are the ones selling the ads, paying for bandwith, legal teams. Most youtubers would not have viewers on any other platform. Im not some youtube fanboy but i dont understand people hating on youtube when they have giben thousands and thousands ofnpeople income who otherwise would never have been seen by anyone.

I find myself coming here to listen to the Bear Bottom ad reads now! I'm rolling! 😂

Chrissy, ya gotta splurge and get The Homeless Pimp a mic cause he's legit funny af and it's hard as hell to hear him.

@JoseMolina-jz9hh

3 жыл бұрын

The micless pimp

@lessonlearned6782

2 жыл бұрын

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

You know what they say, every time a homeless pimp laughs, a angel gets it’s wings

@chrisdcomedy

3 жыл бұрын

YASSSSSS GURL

@imemberberry

3 жыл бұрын

And angel gets its change.

The hardest I laughed was when you kissed his ears lol

I want Chris to do the biggest things in his career, 100 million big.

@michaelburnheart9291

3 жыл бұрын

He’s does meth ,,

Love the pod! I’m gonna comment on every video of yours to come to Dallas until you actually do it! 💕💕💕

I can’t be the only one so incredibly mad that I can’t hear homeless pimp but his questions are answered by you guys, I mean love the pod but BABE get the man a mic!!!!

@AshleyBlowtorch

3 жыл бұрын

I thought i was the only one who got irrationally angry at that lol

@stormcorrosion176

3 жыл бұрын

Ew

@malcolmshane3039

2 жыл бұрын

If mark gets a mic on Flagrant 2, HP more than deserves a mic

Ran outta hey babes. Came here and I just can't be any more obsessed with u. Ur humor speaks to me lol. Sad blowing thru the episodes

Chrissy chaos living up to the name with the lights out X2 and a cauliflower smooch😭😭😭😭

Chrissy I gotta fucking say these ads for your shows where you have someone just sitting in the back quietly is SO fucking funny for absolutely no reason. I open the KZread app everytime I start hearing your show times lmao.

@stephen32frazier

3 жыл бұрын

the keto gweedo in the cut

@CrashRacknShoot

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephen32frazier Guido*

@amandamarie740

3 жыл бұрын

It’s seriously my fav! My fav was also Chrissy edibles! Those ads are fucking amazing

I’ll check back next week! Love you!

Brendan just said on KATS yesterday he only does audiobooks now he only reads lol

Whenever y’all collab I need atleast 2 hours mannnnnn

I just laughedmy ass off When Chris named my two fav P🌟’s lmao

When the lights go out I feel like I’m watching the gangland snitches talk 😂

The vibe with the lights almost completely out is actually solid

@JoseMolina-jz9hh

3 жыл бұрын

Have some goddamn faith, Arthur..!

Get Homeless Pimp a mic if he’s going to be asking questions. Please.

@joshherring1415

3 жыл бұрын

Look at the table…ChrissyD is the away team. Homeless pimp talks Brenda can’t retell a joke. Pimp probably has a sense of humor and that makes hulk angry. Sorry just hate his arrogance.

@bigbryanbeach3854

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshherring1415 I don’t know what you’re even saying

@jaysavage610

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigbryanbeach3854 😂😂😂😂 I thought i was having a stroke reading his comment

@JG-jy7pe

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigbryanbeach3854 lmaoooo

Great Combo! Thx so much

Love re watching all the old videos 🤣🤣

But why did you try to make the thumbnail look like the new fight companion 😂

Why did Brendans pants disappear when Chrissy kissed his ear At the end lmao

@sabu1378

3 жыл бұрын

Brendan got all chubbed up which lifted his already too short shorts up under his t-shirt. He was already hard at the idea of Chrissy wanting to kiss his ear that’s why he told him not to touch it with his lips.

51:15 This made me so happy that they didn’t acknowledge the lights going out😂

@arthurmorganx9465

3 жыл бұрын

Lights out seems like anew podcast idea IMO

When you rent a office space but only use a 5th of it.

I've been pushing chrissy chaos since benders. Keep going don't stop best podcast around right now. 914!

44:19 Only Theo and Chris Can Make Brendan Laugh like that😂😂

Titi Jerry in the intro with the money fallin all over makes me wanna buy whatever your sellin. 🔥👍

@melissab1197

3 жыл бұрын

Totally

Shout-out to pimp wassup man we know your the one replying your work is great man

@chrisdcomedy

3 жыл бұрын

Yassss love ya babe!!! Appreciate it

@michael42093

3 жыл бұрын

Best validation I've had in my life

Charles Manson trying to make himself seem taller is exactly Joe Rogan

Every time Schaub says "Papa",an angel is crucified in Heaven.

@taylororourke2525

3 жыл бұрын

Why do I cry then when angels deserve to die? 🤔

@colby3991

3 жыл бұрын

damn that's a good one 😂

@tsolo8214

3 жыл бұрын

It’s because he worked with a wrinkled old grandpa for like 500+ podcast.

@Michael_Ian_Blackface

2 жыл бұрын

"Papa" ain't so bad when he calls people "Daddy". Like, yuck, no no no, please just go back to calling EVERYBODY a savage/monster/ beast.

I love hearing Brendan explain all of Joe Rogans…I mean his opinions 😂

Love it 😊.. feels like I’m talking to my boys 😂😂

Chrissy bert and Tom sitting around watching Owen grey videos 😂🤣

I was born in 92, that game was definitely a part of elementary school in northern Cali too.

@taylororourke2525

3 жыл бұрын

Remember when they changed he name to ‘Wall Ball’? Lol

@biggestcharliefan

3 жыл бұрын

@@taylororourke2525 🤦‍♂️ bruh not the same thing lmao

@freddymeisner

3 жыл бұрын

Born in 92 also, can confirm San Diego played it too

@bjh42

3 жыл бұрын

Played it in Pittsburgh it’s a national game lol

@mikegombos5564

3 жыл бұрын

New York to

You know it’s a simulation when Brendan is straight and Tim Dillon is gay

Broooo I haven’t laughed so hard In soooo long !!!! Lmfao!!!! Great podcast

@libanvalladares8028

3 жыл бұрын

Chris you really coming to west palm beach ? That’s where I live

got the comedy & podcast game on lock chrissy chaos soon to be on top

This came out 4 days ago but I should've watched it sooner, great vibe for Schaub to guest on.

Oh man we use to play smear the Q in first and second grade on the playground during recess. We would all be canceled now for that. We were all in the FOG then.

Dude me and my girl love Backyard Bar wars. She is a big HGTV fan and we love Chrissy D’s humor so this show was legit a perfect combo for us. By the way I totally find it hilarious that I can remember what podcast he was on by the shirt he wears in each episode and how Chrissy says the most off the wall stuff in each episode. Like in episode 2 he asked the lady “if you and your husband divorce would he ever go on a date with me?” 😂

Chris! Please follow thru, you vlogging a horror trip would be amazing!

bro chris kissing brendans ear had me rolf'ing

Need more podcasts like this 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

my birthday is next month on the 26th, it'd be freakin' sweet if yous released a Spooky Boi Adventures episode

The name of this episode should be Law and Order: Titi's Victims Unit

Tremendous interview! First Vinny and now the Snooki of MMA!

Watching all the commercials just to get you paid. Good show Chris

Great topics, Great pod

Chrissy!!! You have to go on Jeremiah Watkins podcast when you go back to LA ,idk why I didn't think about it when you were out here 🤣🙃

The whole world will come together when Project Blue Beam goes live.

@TheArmchairPriest

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. Im ready to be on the side of christ and God when those battle lines be drawn

Chris I just want you to freakin succeed in all this bc you deserve it! You’re funny as fuck bro keep it up!!!

The kiss at the end! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

We called that football game fumble Annie lol

"is that a white walker??" 😆

The ending was godly

@JoseMolina-jz9hh

3 жыл бұрын

The ghost adventures are real..!

Great ep

7 minutes in this is a typical Chris start to anything

okay but the clip of drunk Post Malone and Zak Bagans messing with the Dybbuk Box at Zak's museum in Vegas is the best thing ever babe I went to the museum and got to meet Zak's mom and Jay Wasley shoutout and I can't even describe it in a comment like too much to type, but you just gotta take my word for it when I say Zak's museum is the real deal 🙃😂😭😂 never gonna unsee or unfeel that ish babe

Fuck! You shouting out Isis Love just made me respect you so much more wow Salute king 😤🖤

Bruh! I thought he was Vinny … I’ll take it 😂🤣😂

Great studio and angle

ok but what is brendan drinking lmaoo 😭 i need that starbucks order

We need some Chrissy stand up in the south! How about a Houston or New Orleans show!!!

The lighting is doing Schaub's cauliflowers justice.

I don't mind the ads, I know they are necessary, I get it, you gotta get the bag, but the fact that you put it in the middle of the conversations drives me crazy 🤯😂 I speed through the ads so fast.

Wild at how much better this ratio is compared to him on other pods. Shows you’ve got a solid fan base Chrissy

Theo got me into comedy, Chrissy is holding it down! Shout-out to the man! Fuckin legend! Love you brotha

The drake roast was hilarious

Yo this was actually a good episode. I need more ghost stories with schaub and Chrissy

Havannah ginger looks like me and chrissy d got something in common 😂💪😉

“I don’t know who podcastisis is but I hope he’s legit” 🤣🤣🤣

My grandma went to high school with the night stalker he’s in her year book 😂☠️

I love this duo every. single. time!

Brenda is the kind of gay bragging to his 3 year old son that he is a black belt 🥋 and benches 225

@kiranmkota

3 жыл бұрын

The hate for Schaub is corny af at this point. Get a life

@willdelarosa8238

3 жыл бұрын

He is a black belt

Chrissy Chaos the only pod where the ads are just as good as the show

LMAO Owen Gray is Bert's fav too aha

After watching Night Stalker I had a nightmare he was coming for me lmfao

Finally, 2021. The Gays and the Sweet Tards on the same platform.

Chrissy Chaos Time=. Gym time 🤸‍♀️

The real Vinnie’s look at the end was legit like he saw the grim reaper because make no mistake Vinnie/Jasmine most definitely popped into the room with a baseball bat about to crush skulls 😂