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@coolcatcastle8

Жыл бұрын

gaming moment

@HYEpower

Жыл бұрын

They served me rotten french fries at Kentucky fried chicken... it was soooo gross..

@cowboykelly6590

Жыл бұрын

@@HYEpower KFC Gave me a full bucket of half cooked , bloody Chicken ! I went to the KFC MAIN CORPORATE OFFICE , COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT. They sent me a 1 year food voucher good for 1 FULL BUCKET of chicken a day for 1 full year. I had to buy any sides I might want though . I munched on that ALL YEAR! IT WAS GREAT . 🤠🖖

@RobertMCDerp

Жыл бұрын

@@BigJackMack ooo he said a word who tf cares my guy

@MaskedManiacReviews

Жыл бұрын

Dude…I mean this is by far your greatest achievement!!! 😂😂 wow. Perfection…..🎉

“The esteemed papa bowls” Already out for blood. I love it.

dude is so proper and looks so professional i feel like im about to be denied for a bank loan

@clpr2023

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 so true

@blackleague212

Жыл бұрын

Naw, he looks like the type of dude they hire to give you a funeral bill 🤔💀

@FloopyNupers

Жыл бұрын

You will be I promise

@Hi_Tamera

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@Death2TheCore

Жыл бұрын

Those fingers nails are definitely not professional lol

In an attic or storage unit somewhere, there's a portrait of this man that's aging for him.

@hbelgica118

Жыл бұрын

Each disgusting fast food item he reviews causes the portrait to age even more, keeping the real reviewbrah young and vital

@TheEmbessyNetwork

Жыл бұрын

I knew he looked familiar! I did see him in The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen!

@RoachDoggggJR

Жыл бұрын

how do I like this twice 🤣🤣🤣

@travisboyle285

10 ай бұрын

Or all the chemicals and preservatives in the fast food is keeping him young.

'It looks... I dont know... diseased?' 😭

@gracie1312

Жыл бұрын

@8:23

@elizabethmillar1829

Жыл бұрын

lol 100!! :P

I love how he has the container on top of a plate 😂 there’s no one quite like him.

@jetfajita

Жыл бұрын

Those containers are greasy asf

@egemenozan5641

Жыл бұрын

@@jetfajita doesnt look very greasy in the video

@sameveland8560

Жыл бұрын

@Egemen Ozan That's because you're dealing with a pro. Although it probably wasn't too greasy, usually he says so if it is, but it may have had some sweet sauce on it that he did not want to get on his desk or whatever that is.

@Jack_Stafford

Жыл бұрын

It's all about presentation and the container could be dirty. When you're using a table or desk that doesn't have a tablecloth you would never want to put it directly on the wood in case it leaked etc.

@Blackcain

Жыл бұрын

isn't this normal? like a lot of people do this because of the greasy containers

As soon as he forcefully shut that lid papa johns board of directors were sweating bullets💀

@aa-ze5cz

Жыл бұрын

lmao for sure! And then just silence.... followed by: "Based on the research..." you know firings happened that day.

My love for this man is immeasurable and my day is no longer ruined

The dry, sardonic humor along with wearing a suit juxtaposed to the cheap fast food will forever tickle my funny bone. That along with the fact he seems to legitimately review and criticize these monstrosities makes him such a gem of a content creator. Keep up the good work ReportoftheWeek. We need you in 2023.

if they wanted a dessert calzone, they should have used dessert crust. a croissant, biscuits, or a danish, something other than mf pizza dough.

@catlumsden8644

Жыл бұрын

Yes, i agree with you totally. It's probably the left over dough (that would otherwise be binned) gets wrapped around cookies just to make a few bucks with a badly thought out dessert. Easy for PJs to freeze and fry up as required. Cheap and nasty idea.

What I love most about “the report of the week” is that you just can’t tell his age. He could be 15 AND he could be 40. There’s just no saying. His parents don’t even know.

@markiangooley

Жыл бұрын

Wikipedia thinks he was born in 1997. Maybe they’re right. Maybe whoever provided that information was just guessing.

@JonniD

Жыл бұрын

I scream-laughed at "His parents don’t even know." 😁😆😅🤣

@smileygladhands

Жыл бұрын

That's because he wasn't "born". He's just always been here.

@Avrelivs_Gold

Жыл бұрын

@@smileygladhands like Jack in the Shining, the cycle continues...

@romz1

Жыл бұрын

He's an ageless clone, forged in the ovens of pizza hut

I deeply love how respectful he tries to be of things that are not good. I wish I could be that kind when things are bad

@AbLaV

Жыл бұрын

Also, I would love to see his personality outside of KZread to know if he is this.... insanely respectful and well spoken and nicely dressed just... on a trip to Walmart or something mundane. Do you think he pulled up to Papa Johns in a nice suit and hair slicked back and then went to Starbucks for a glass of water? Or is this part of like.... a get up for performing on KZread and giving an informed and respectful yet honest review of new foods?

@plebeian3671

Жыл бұрын

@@AbLaV hes at a family gathering and starts reviewing the food everyone made. "So.. I feel as though this might be one of those things that are not for everyone. It's just not working for me"

@intellectualesemv

Жыл бұрын

I think it's even better when he's playfully mean

@valeferht

10 ай бұрын

Nah but he’s savagely sarcastic, is not that he forces respect, is that he is disrespectful in the most intelectual way possible lol

“Trace amounts of Oreo” 😂😂😂

when i'm in a "the worst combination of food ingredients in one meal" competition and my opponent is Papa John's: 😳

@lovecheese45

Жыл бұрын

sounds like a new food tv challenge

@GossamerSoul

Жыл бұрын

LOLOL this comment 💀

@kontiuka

Жыл бұрын

I love a good pepperoreo pizza.

@daneenh5348

Жыл бұрын

Best comment!

@jaredshort1242

Жыл бұрын

French fries and Oreos Deedsie, you know me all too well

Those look absolutely disgusting. Thanks for taking one for the team!!

@longlongshadows392

Жыл бұрын

At first glance I thought they were spinach rolls😄

@Userhandleidk

Жыл бұрын

I think they look pretty good!

@sameveland8560

Жыл бұрын

I agree he does it with such grace, so you keep the anticipation for the review. Anyone else you could tell immediately what they think. I'm glad he only ate part of one.

@MayorMcheese12

Жыл бұрын

@@longlongshadows392 I thought it was sausage

@stephanieparker1250

Жыл бұрын

Yea I agree. Same with the Wendy’s Italian chicken sandwich that tried to kill him. 😫

"[...] chase it down with some raw pizza dough." xD

I enjoy how he can take a bite of an item and with out a word, just the look on his face to can tell how he feels about the item.

@tomasrafael9145

Жыл бұрын

I knew it was a wrap after one bite with the icing 😂😂😂

@aliciabell6688

Жыл бұрын

That look of betrayal from an Oreo lover....😬

It's always disappointing when pizza chains use their pizza dough in a dessert. It never works.

@bcaye

Жыл бұрын

I find fruit pizza acceptable. Talking about a pizza dough/fruit pie filling combo, not a homemade pie with cream cheese sauce and fresh fruit. I don't know of anywhere to get one anymore. I believe Pizza Hut used to have apple cinnamon and cherry on the buffet. But this sounds disgusting.

@LL-bl8hd

Жыл бұрын

@@bcaye Yes, there are some local places that still do dessert pizzas and they can be pretty good.

@CBMX_GAMING

Жыл бұрын

Papa Murphy's has a decent dessert pizza selection. They do S'mores and Cinnamon which actually go pretty well with the dough.

@elainew2230

Жыл бұрын

Pizza dough is just too salty to be anything else

@alec57

Жыл бұрын

Nah, Dominos Cinastix are fire. What are you smoking?

Pappa John's menu follows the same naming convention as Batman.

@TheEmbessyNetwork

Жыл бұрын

Watch out for my Paparang!!

Poppa done lost his mind!!

I love how he has us staring into the soul of that papa bite lmao.

I find it incredible that no one in the fast food industry has been smart enough to hire this guy as a menu consultant. Seems like a complete no-brainer to me.

@suziedebuizer2846

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant idea!

@AisforApple1346

Жыл бұрын

Seriously!

@zertilus

Жыл бұрын

Tells you a lot, about these companies. They KNOW that these terrible products are the final cut, and they are aware of how bad they are all the way. Hiring a guy like this would just be a reason to invest in less profitable food ingredients

@jasonkool

Жыл бұрын

McDonald’s new ‘Reviewbrah Meal’ incoming.

@boofman0486

Жыл бұрын

@@zertilus bro theyre already giving you oreos and cream cheese. Give me those 2 ingredients and some melted chocolate and ill make some tasty ass oreo balls. These chains are just trash at their job. You can make this cheap shit good they just dont care enough

You've saved me more money this year than any coupon ever has.

Whenever brah takes a few bites, and then goes into a story before he gradually gives his personal thoughts about it, has all the energy of Red telling someone a story on The Blacklist before he shoots them.

@MyBloodSingsForYou

Жыл бұрын

I'm dying 🤣 🤣 🤣 you're absolutely right!

At 13:38 - 13:43, the anguish in ReviewBrah’s voice shook me to my core. He suffered so I don’t have to. Thank-you, I’m forever in your debt.

My takeaway: food poisoning is preferable to a Papa John's, Papa Bowl

@marjoriemorris5849

Жыл бұрын

I like the papa bowls. What’s the problem? It’s just pizza toppings without the crust. I don’t need the extra carbs when I’m trying to lose weight, and in my very particular situation, with a half-hour lunch break and a Papa John’s next door, and snow and ice on the ground, I don’t feel like switching into my snow boots to go down the street to Wendy’s. I just found my new favorite papa bowl. Alfredo AND marinara, two doses of chicken, some spinach and black olives, topped with parm cheese.

@dcthomp

Жыл бұрын

@@marjoriemorris5849 hah if trying to lose weight are papa bowls the best idea?!

@CheekyPseudonym

Жыл бұрын

No judgement from me; it actually sounds like a healthier choice. My comment is on The Report Of The Week; a week after announcing food poisoning from Wendy's Italian Sandwich, still points at the Papa Bowl he tried as the worst thing he tried in the serit

@newt4949

Жыл бұрын

@@marjoriemorris5849 why not just bring your own lunches

Papa John's has always been my least favorite pizza chain, but I'm still impressed by how bad their special items have been lately 😂

@jasonmilly3320

Жыл бұрын

@ShamarKemet - Yeah, because pizza is pizza... it's good. Papa, the Hut, Domino's, LC... I don't care. Put whichever in front of me and I'm eating it. It's all good. Papa slander doesn't fly with me.

@Awesome.Hamster

Жыл бұрын

Let the kid squirt ketchup in the cat food bowl. I’ll chuck in a piece of cheese. It’s now pizza. Papa John’s has gone the way of put it on the menu some I’ve them are brave enough to buy and eat it

@elmizzox

Жыл бұрын

@John Doe its almost like Papa Johns isn't Papa John's without Papa John

I don’t even eat fast food and I can’t stop watching these videos. You’re just mesmerizing Reviewbrah. Never stop being you!

He’s the only person I can watch eat in complete silence for thirty seconds and be completely entertained

Best Wishes in 2023 Reviewbrah. Take care of yourself and your stomach!!!

I was surprised to find out that’s supposed to be a dessert. From the thumbnail that literally looked like pizza bites stuffed with cheese and mushrooms which sounds tastier than what the product actually turned out being.

@barbaragroves

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. Mushrooms, cheese, with a creamy sauce would have been way better.

This man can single handedly make or break a fast food restaurant

I thought these were chicken thighs when I clicked the thumbnail, wtf 😩🤣

@jessemcleod8788

Жыл бұрын

@@magnolia549 should of stayed in school

this dude keeps popping up on my recommendations and then I end up clicking and watching like 10 videos

@SuMMeRFLi5

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@sneezingwithwetmascara8848

Жыл бұрын

Did you watch the "my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined" one?

@kirbyculp3449

Жыл бұрын

'Response to Hateful Comments' are the best episodes.

Deep fried oreos are awesome when prepared correctly. Using the backlog of dough they had leftover from the Papa Bowl promotion isn't it.

@joshschmidt4546

Жыл бұрын

shows how much u know they dont have dough in the papa bowls, its literally a bowl full of pizza toppings that is microwaved. - papa johns employee

"hey, put half an Oreo in some leftover dough, those suckers will pay $5 for that"

@worldwearytraveler7286

2 ай бұрын

I think you mean, "Throw half of a Great Value brand 'Twist and Shout Chocolate Sandwhich Cookie' in some leftover dough...but otherwise accurate.

He has a papa johns tray on a fancy dinner plate. I really can’t tell if he’s serious or he has perfected the art of subtle comedy

@GrandmaLoves2Scuba

Жыл бұрын

Perfected the art of subtle comedy 🙃

@FrozeBone

Жыл бұрын

He's seriously perfected the art of subtle comedy

@Enigma_Vids

Жыл бұрын

I’d love to see a standup of him talking about food.

@TheEmbessyNetwork

Жыл бұрын

He's the Joe Pera of food reviews imo.

@tomasrafael9145

Жыл бұрын

I know right low key hi k0ey comedic genius

"Papa's *smirks burger sauce" I lost it when he said that

papa john never runs out of bad ideas!

@hellhound1389

Жыл бұрын

If they get any worse they'll be domino's

I really don’t know why I watch these videos from beginning to end. I don’t even eat fast food, but when a Reviewbrah video comes up in my feed, I watch the whole thing with utter fascination. Reviewbrah must have the Kavorka.

@SegaGenesisEvangelion

Жыл бұрын

i've been watching him for over a decade and i still can't tell if he's serious or not

I literally like the container way more than the food. I’d keep that one with the cover and a perfect place to put your salad in and dressing cup too.

I've made deep fried oreos at home. Heat up peanut oil, make some pancake mix, dunk oreos in the mix, deep fry both sides for roughly 30 seconds each. Perfect.

@MyPalJimbo

Жыл бұрын

How you deep frying something if you have to do the sides of an Oreo seperately? That's shallow frying lol

@bcaye

Жыл бұрын

@@MyPalJimbo, they float.

@BRUCEYBOY

Жыл бұрын

@Bitey Frog Bruh I meant cook it on one side for 30 seconds and flip and 30 seconds more. 💀

@MyPalJimbo

Жыл бұрын

@@BRUCEYBOY I didn't know they floated til Barbara told me lol. I get it now

@xChimkin

Жыл бұрын

nice

i mean actual fried oreos like from a fair or carnival are really good, i imagine thats what theyre trying to emulate here, but i guess its not quite the same lol

@SkimaskTroopa

Жыл бұрын

Probably because papa johns dont have friers there

@Corabar

Жыл бұрын

Papa johns taking big L’s lately. Shaq about to start firing everyone. The shaqerroni is the best thing they got

@gabrielpelletier5162

Жыл бұрын

Considering that it's usually pancake mix, you can most likely fry them in butter. I'd have to try...

I haven't had fast food in almost 3 years. These videos make me grateful for that.

It amazes me how competent TheReportOfTheWeek is when reviewing food items compared to most other KZreadrs

Papa John's is on the ban list due too that Shaq-a-roni. A friend of mine ordered it and there was so much grease gathering on the top of the pizza he later had gastric distress and blood in his stool.

@victorbaird8220

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@rehenah

Жыл бұрын

F

My favorite Oreo dessert these days is adding crushed Oreos to semi-soft Talenti Coffee and Chocolate Chip ice cream. I set it back in the freezer long enough for the Oreos to soften and oh man. It's so freaking good.

@AnneIglesias

Жыл бұрын

I already love talenti, I’ll have to give this a try

@leighhamrick

Жыл бұрын

Talenti is my weakness. Their "layers" ice creams drive me nuts, especially the coffee one. I can never stop before I finish the whole thing.

I hope you had a Merry Christmas and all the best to you and yours in 2023

I go years without ordering papa John's. Then I order papa John's and I remember why I don't order papa John's...

Wow! Papa has really taken the cake with this one!

@Gamerkat10

Жыл бұрын

Please... don't let them take cake too XD

@gozzilla177

Жыл бұрын

@@Gamerkat10 coming soon to a papa John's near you! Pizza cakes!!!

@lavendermclindon1721

Жыл бұрын

@@gozzilla177 Jesus christ🫠

@gozzilla177

Жыл бұрын

@ronswanson5668 Icing what you did there!

@shangpush

Жыл бұрын

You left out the H. ! @@lavendermclindon1721

Like you said, the Papa bowl, that was a terrible idea. This seemed a similar idea to me, thinking too far outside the box. Just make good Pizza man ! You are a pizza place, just do Pizza really well and keep making it better.

@markiangooley

Жыл бұрын

I’m still wondering whether I’d like the bowls. Marco’s Pizza has bowls and I rather like them. I’m avoiding carbohydrates and so pizza without a crust is something I can sort of have. Occasionally. The fat from the cheese and meat does just stay in the bowl, and I don’t mind that but perhaps Reviewbrah would find it disgusting in the Marco’s version too…

@PicoAndSepulveda

Жыл бұрын

Oh no I thought he said Papa balls

@jasonmilly3320

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I don't hate on Papa John's like everybody else just because it's the cool thing to do, but when it comes to the Papa Bowls, I do have to hate on them. Really is just no-good slop like Brah said in his review, I believe.

@alec57

Жыл бұрын

I mean, if McDonalds just stuck to hamburgers and cheeseburgers....imagine how boring a trajectory/path that would have been for them? No Chicken Selects or McFlurrys or McRibs. That would suck. But yeah I get it, do what you do well. Guess pizza places are more restricted as to what they can come out with anyways.

@Augrills

10 ай бұрын

They already do that, though

If you're going to make something like this, chilled pancake batter, not pizza dough. What were they thinking with this?

@heroinboblivesagain5478

Жыл бұрын

That chilled pancake batter would turn an already irritating and time consuming item to make into an absolute nightmare. You know how much prep goes into a single day at PJs?

@charizard4410

Жыл бұрын

@@heroinboblivesagain5478 Not sure if sarcasm, but its just pancake batter you put in the fridge for a few hours, i sometimes do it a day in advance. If you don't put it in the fridge, it doesn't stick well to the oreos.

@heroinboblivesagain5478

Жыл бұрын

@@charizard4410 Oh like it can be piped??? Oh ffs I was thinking it was something else entirely. That is my bad. Im sorry man.

I must agree: Never judge a book by its cover. Always judge a book by its taste! 🤓

I recently tried my Oreo cookies with water instead of milk, per your recommendation. I found it satisfying.

I like that you’ve kept the finger swipe going at the intro.

I love how when he starts eating the bites, and you just see him look back and forth from the bite in his hand to the rest of the box like he can't believe someone would make such a strange combination of dough and Oreo.

Thanks for going through that for both our entertainment and our education. Happy new year!

Where I live in the United States, we do deep fry Oreos along with other things like Twinkies, Snickers bars and such. I can assure you that pizza dough is not involved in the process. There is a batter items are dipped in. These desserts are good tasting. The geniuses at Papa John's couldn't figure it out? 😲

@poorlittlenell9769

Жыл бұрын

The deep-fried Mars bar is a speciality where I live in Scotland UK. I've never been brave enough to try it 😂 I thought it was a joke when I heard the words "pizza dough" and "Oreos" together, I still can't imagine how this would ever work?!

@CIC-qm9zt

Жыл бұрын

Never tried one either, I'm gonna though, chippy down the road does them. Deep.fried mars bars are meant to be decent.

you should do a top 5 worst and best items of the year!

Pizza dough like that should never be used in a sweet pastry. I know a small amount of salt is used in sweet deserts to enhance flavor, but too much salt can throw the flavor completely off.

@feykingjulian

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, and pizza dough texture doesn't work well for desserts either

@shoopdawoop14

Жыл бұрын

There are some pizza dough that work great just not this dough lol

Lol … “am I in focus ? I guess it doesn’t really matter “ 😂😂😂

I go out to eat so seldom, I always treat myself to dessert. But, I would never order these ! Thanks for the warning ! Looking sharp as usual ! Best Wishes for a Delicious New Year ! :)

Wow, I remember when I started watching TheReportOfTheWeek. I'm so happy to see someone so wholesome and hardworking appear to be doing so well. Looking sharp sir, keep up the good work. 🖤

He waited till it was public so everyone could try it, chad maneuvers

And if you gaze for long into a Papa Bite, the Papa Bite gazes also into you

"His happiness was immeasurable and his year was made." - Papa John managers after this video

2:27 he broke character, am i the only one dying at “papa’s burger sauce” 😂😂

😶😶 Everyone's eyes after he takes a bite 👀👀 😶😶

It’s been years and his nails are still well maintained.

Deep fried Oreos are immaculate, and the addition of pizza dough can only make it a snack fitting of god himself, but then again… it’s papa Johns

@tongpoo8985

Жыл бұрын

🤮🤮

@Darknesssleeps

Жыл бұрын

Bruh dont nobody wanna eat pizza dough and Oreos

@Questionable_Content

Жыл бұрын

Its not fried, its baked

@kermitketamine7198

Жыл бұрын

Bro I’ve had 2 deep fried Oreos on a few different occasions from a few decent places and they are repulsively rich

9:33 "Remember that imagery," he says immediately after the close up had given me flashbacks to the morning I came down to find my dog had been horrendously ill in the night.

At the 8-minute mark an ad for PJ's PBs appeared and I just about fell off of the couch laughing.

I never get tired of his humor. "I'm holding back uploading this, I'm trying this early, the public release is on Dec 26th. So you'll be seeing this video then" (when he obviously tried it when everyone else did). Quality dry jokes

@Darknesssleeps

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think that was a joke

@adamgreenhill110

Жыл бұрын

@@Darknesssleeps It is, it's just really subtle and dry. There's no way he got them early from Papa John's, then waited until the 27th to post it lol

Nice to see you reviewbrah, It’s quite a pleasure to be able to see your videos, I wish you a belated merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Just got into the water/Oreo combo lately and can confirm it’s not bizarre at all.

been watching since 2013, thats a decade of reviewbrah love. MERRY CHRISTMAS KZread KING!!!!

Sorta quote". Just eat oreos and chase it with globs of raw pizza dough". That was pretty funny as i wasnt expecting that.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Reviewbrah and everyone ✌️🎄

I'm guessing they were trying to figure what to do with leftover dough. It should also have a full oreo stuffed in there

What a wonderful gift to get a dessert themed food review first thing in the morning on my birthday 😄🎉 if only they had done Oreos justice for a happier end of the year!

@dirtypink3197

Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday

@PicoAndSepulveda

Жыл бұрын

🎉 🎂

@dirtywyvern2991

Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

@sam_zog

Жыл бұрын

@@dirtypink3197 thank you 😄🌟

@sam_zog

Жыл бұрын

@@PicoAndSepulveda 😄🎉✨

always appreciate the update keep 'em coming brother

happy new years to you and yours, buddy. great review!

I love this man 🥰🥰 great shows, thank you for keeping us entertained ❤️

I do the water with Oreos too!!!! Actually with lots of stuff, especially sweets. Lol at the chasing Oreos with pizza dough

"The pizza dough would work great as a base for a pizza" oh Reviewbro never change.

You are one of a kind sir.

Oreos with water has the same vibe as cereal with water.

Respect for Review Brah 💜 He always tells the truth

Love your shows, keep up the good work….and thanks for being there for us all….

"oil an water" nice analogy and accurate score :)

"And that little sound, was the... those were the Papa Bites' cry for freedom" - loved it. And it makes sense, bulk ingredients for dough is cheaper than bulk Oreo (crushed? I am guessing by the way the ends looked). Thank you, always, for taking the time - enjoyed it! Edit: punctuation

Thank you for yet another informative review, saving us the pain of testing this out for ourselves

There’s a small restaurant chain in Connecticut called Duchees. It’s an old school short order spot that offers Burgers, hotdogs, soup, breakfast sandwiches, etc. They also offer fried Oreos. They are bangin!! Papa should take his cream cheese dipping sauce and send it to Duchess. Stick to pizza and let places with fryers handle the Oreos.

His hands are so beautiful. They appear as though they would initially be cold and clammy to the touch, but if one was brave enough to long embrace his bony, vampiric grasp, his skeletal grip might just warm up, and if you're lucky, they will leave a residue on your own hand. A perfect exchange. His fingers - long and beautiful like alien probes, ready to explore my body. Pure bliss.

Omg 🤢 🤮 Those Oreo Papa Bites look absolutely terrible, and I’m so sorry you had to put yourself through this.

@j.h.683

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It looks like the part of the umbilical cord, that still attached to the newborn’s belly button, before it falls off🥴😂

@NotoriousCIB

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@@j.h.683 I can never unsee that now 😆

@GlobalTossPot

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@@j.h.683 Lmao that’s fantastic

Anything not named after Shaq is pretty disappointing

Happy New Year.

Hello John. Merry Christmas 🇨🇦🙋‍♀️❤❤

Taking one for the team Brah. Respect the hustle

8:14 "If you stare into this thing..." it stares back into you (ಥ_ಥ)