I’m so old I remember when being unable to spell “potato” was seen as disqualifying for the VICE-presidency. Make America Smart Again.

@christopherweise438

2 ай бұрын

How about one scream from Howard Dean......and he was never heard from again?

@fosterfuchs

2 ай бұрын

The man did become Vice President. But what used to derail a campaign was a weird enthusiastic scream (Howard Dean). Not to mention stepping out on a marriage (Gary Hart). But those were both Democrats, who are held to higher standards by both parties than Republican candidates.

@ekay9783

2 ай бұрын

Looks like he spoke into his phone without his teeth in while on the pooper?

@kathimeci5179

2 ай бұрын

He had his elementary school records sealed! Who does that? Speaks volumes.

@Brendawallingbear

2 ай бұрын

I think that it's the European way to spell potatoe with the e, and tomatoe, etc. I also remember a candidate who cried in public and that was the end of his campaign.

There's a big difference between 'pray' and 'prey'.

@lisaahmari7199

2 ай бұрын

Not in MAGAt world.

@stanbyme7874

2 ай бұрын

Good one👏🏾

@Dulnaivi

2 ай бұрын

Solid comment!

@Corn_Pone_Flicks

2 ай бұрын

Is there? Both are something I don't want done to me.

@phylis3917

2 ай бұрын

👍🏿

A gag order seems appropriate, I've gagged every time I've heard him speak since 2016.

@mariahiller

2 ай бұрын

😂

@passionbow1

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@loribird3650

2 ай бұрын

Me too!

@janmorton6729

2 ай бұрын

I gag Everytime I hear Biden mumble & stumble through another speech. He has made this country a laughingstock. Are you proud of that?

@guinsey

2 ай бұрын

Still gagging.

I still cannot believe that this is real life. Reality is getting stupider.

@RBZ-1

2 ай бұрын

Indeed it is truly mind-boggling what we are witnessing 😵‍💫

@Whatzzzz999

2 ай бұрын

We are currently living in a satire.

@michaelccozens

2 ай бұрын

I'd be a lot less bothered by our impending self-imposed "short-sighted robber-barons murdering humanity" apocalypse if it was even an *iota* less fucking moronic than it is.

@AlexJanicki

2 ай бұрын

South Park gave up making fun of politics after Trump won because they couldn't keep up with satirizing Trump because Mr. Garrison would never be as insane, stupid or incoherent as their writers could comprehend. Even a show that thrives on vulgar satire couldn't write stuff as stupid or insane as reality.

@sealyoness

2 ай бұрын

I started out laughing, but I'm afraid you might be right. It's like watching your dog wash his ahem while you have guests in the house. We certainly aren't showing off our best sides.

I won't be surprised if he calls it the King Donald Version.

@robobrien7787

2 ай бұрын

I hope it features Rudy playing Judas!

@donaldwhittaker7987

2 ай бұрын

Brilliant

@markmac2206

2 ай бұрын

I'm shocked he didn't call it the LeBron James version.

@user-jw9lq5ib6g

2 ай бұрын

yea... the one with "Adultery & Shag a porn star" is included on a to-do list.. together with lying and grifting...

@chriskelly6559

2 ай бұрын

Don't think for a second he didn't ask.

Trump reads the bible the same way i watch fox news, which is never.

@ConcernedCitizen-pc4ql

2 ай бұрын

It does say, near the end, (there will be False Profits amongst us) like making money selling bibles. I also like never trust a smiling dog! They should put up a Billboard w D.T smiling with those words.

@jpg7879

2 ай бұрын

No 💩

@bebelechekid

2 ай бұрын

Good one

@wabbajack2

2 ай бұрын

But people have told you about it, probably.

@russellmiles2861

2 ай бұрын

So same as the majority of Christians...what is your point?

I love Seth's impressions of both Trump and Biden.

@SEgrin28

2 ай бұрын

He's not kidding around here

@melodyfulweiler7489

2 ай бұрын

Me too.😂

@wisconsinfarmer4742

2 ай бұрын

The Biden riff just makes you like Joe even more.

Three times married, adulterer, convicted of sexual assault. Also “Buy his bibles”

@wisconsinfarmer4742

2 ай бұрын

the christian fascists compare him to king David

@user-lb9xw4xf2q

2 ай бұрын

Also, there was that whole thing in the Bible how it is bad to worship false idols made of gold, yet what does Donald fill his f**king buildings with?

@jeffdosch5738

2 ай бұрын

People change. He also used to be a Democrat.

Both Corinthians came up to me, big Corinthians, strong Corinthians, tears flowing down their Corinthian faces. They said, “Sir, thank you for recognizing both of us.”

@barrywassel3899

2 ай бұрын

Too funny !

@MoonDirectedTarot

2 ай бұрын

ha ha ha ... Best comment of the bunch!

@annehurst2172

2 ай бұрын

Lol

@annehurst2172

2 ай бұрын

Bestest.

@MAGAdeplorable

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Trump calling himself a Christian is like calling yourself a veteran because you were in a civil war reenactment.

@madgreek253

2 ай бұрын

Or played call of duty

@Woozlewuzzleable

2 ай бұрын

Considering how corrupt organized religions are, I'm ok with it.

@S.Shea2432

2 ай бұрын

Random, but I LOVE your comments. 💜💜

@Aliens.Say.FDT.

2 ай бұрын

Trump selling Bibles is like Satan selling crosses.

@DasBoot-lr3cz

2 ай бұрын

I still find it more believable that someone walked on water over 2,000 years ago than Trump could ever speak the truth.

I don't remember EVER paying for a Bible??? What a gross person

@gayemcgill3087

2 ай бұрын

But of course people buy study Bibles and gifts to their grandchildren, godchildren, etc. and prices vary quite a bit. But a Bible is a holy book and doesn't get blended with other documents or "endorsed" by a politician or hawked online like trump is doing. This is disgusting.

@jpdemer5

2 ай бұрын

The contents are public domain, so bibles are pretty cheap, unless you buy a big, fancy one with a leather cover. Or a fake-fancy one from a shameless, grifting con man. (Anybody remember the movie _Paper Moon_ ?)

@grahamcookson5937

2 ай бұрын

I had to buy a bible for school back in the day. But it's really cheap. Trump is shameless with this grift.

@Bedecampbell

2 ай бұрын

I was raised catholic for 20 years. We definitely paid BECAUSE of the Bible

@thatjillgirl

2 ай бұрын

I mean, a new Bible costs money same as any other bound book, but it's not hard to find someone giving them away. And these days, you can access the text online for free through Bible apps and websites.

Hanity straight up pulling a Randy Marsh with the "I thought this was America" is hilarious

@raygunsforronnie847

2 ай бұрын

When your allies are cartoons, you must be Hannity.

@randomnickify

2 ай бұрын

Just pure inHanity.

@annakingry9157

2 ай бұрын

He likes America with a wannabe dictator.

@shawnanderson4283

Ай бұрын

Ah I knew someone already brought this up lol

The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution

@lighthouse_23_

2 ай бұрын

That is very wise and true!

@deniceeverham9467

2 ай бұрын

Good one

@spiceyhotpot

2 ай бұрын

Yes, and that is the Dump

@mariahiller

2 ай бұрын

So true

@kingayy9267

4 күн бұрын

That's a good way to put it. Along the lines of "to someone who's used to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

As someone from the UK who doesn't always get all the fun Trump news, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Seth and the team for all the informates they do.

@N3gativeR3FLUX

2 ай бұрын

Seth is grest isn't he...

@publicuser2534

2 ай бұрын

His segment on eating ice cream with Buden was hilarious and informative, not misformative.

@danielgregory3295

2 ай бұрын

Sorry about that offence to the King's English by tRump...

@davidshirkey1272

2 ай бұрын

Sorry that *rump doesn't know his favorite color and hasn't already gone over the bridge of doom!@@danielgregory3295

@hemlockVape

2 ай бұрын

I still don't get why people didn't *know* that a man named after a fart would stink, both figuratively and vaporeously, as president. 😂

I'm pretty sure that Buden-Grest is a college town in Germany that no one can find.

@efenedick1305

2 ай бұрын

Lol!!!

Somewhere in Chicago, there's an industrial freezer containing Hostage Steaks that have been aging for 20 years, waiting for this day.

He turned around and violated that gag order in less than a day. Just as I predicted.

@Curious2Know2

2 ай бұрын

No offense, but just about anyone but MAGA lunatics could have predicted that one. The guy has as much impulse control as a 2 year old who wants a cookie!

@tarareed3703

2 ай бұрын

They don't call em Teflon don for nothin. He has stacked the deck with judges on the maga side side

@phylis3917

2 ай бұрын

It was specific; he too tied around the perimeter. A truly bad guy.

@lornarettig3215

2 ай бұрын

And - surprise! - there was no consequence for his behaviour. Sick of Donald Trump getting special treatment constantly.

@RagsYooTube

2 ай бұрын

Are you like, psychic, or something?

Dump selling Bibles is like Satan selling Bibles 😂

@JVenger

2 ай бұрын

What's the difference?

@andrewstevenson118

2 ай бұрын

Please don't compare Trump to Satan. Satan can quote Scripture... 🤪

@TMercan31

2 ай бұрын

Might as well be Satan

@smiller2044

2 ай бұрын

​@@andrewstevenson118😅

@Lonewolfmike

2 ай бұрын

Satan doesn't want anything to do with Donnie. He is afraid his wallet would come up missing being around Donnie.

Missed opportunity for a pun should have said the gag bible will "scare the pious out of you."

Freedom of speech is one thing, wanting to elect a man to the Presidency who is too stupid to know when to keep his mouth shut when criminally indicted is downright crazy. Defending yourself needs to be done in a court of law, not public opinion where his guilt or innocence will not be proven.

@teresab1998

2 ай бұрын

But court documents and world-wide video support allegations that he is a National Security threat. Remember Helsinki!

"Many Bibles" at home. Why would people not see through this man? Seth, thank you for the laughs!

@mayberelevant3237

2 ай бұрын

I wonder if he reveals his favourite bible verses ?? 😂

@jonathanconnor7920

2 ай бұрын

​@@mayberelevant3237No. Nope. No. That's very personal for him, so he wouldn't want to get into it. He does like the old and new testaments about the same, though. They're both very special to him. 😂

@lynelizabeth-kl9dp

2 ай бұрын

They cry that they can't afford food and fuel, but they can find money to buy tacky sneakers and Bibles to help a 'billionaire' who's hosting a golf tournament at his own golf course. Mind-blowing.

@ConstantChaos1

2 ай бұрын

Yeah he is a athiest but not one who was cured of Christianity by reading the Bible. That much is clear.

@rjd3wine

2 ай бұрын

Cases of Bibles in his home ....waiting for suckers to shell out $59.95 to bail out the "billionaire"

You can actually see him trying not to laugh when he calls it his favourite book.

@phylis3917

2 ай бұрын

Sacrilege!

@oliviasimonich2386

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I noticed the laughter also. Even he couldn't say that with a straight face.

@davenakingdon7503

2 ай бұрын

He can feel the impending fire of hell

@padgedunbar9400

2 ай бұрын

He's trying hard not to laugh when he's thinking "I can't believe my dumbass marks, sorry, followers, are believing all this crap I'm saying and will give me their money".

@rhuephus

2 ай бұрын

that's cuz his uncle Adolph's book *_Mein Kompf_* is his fav book

That line about blacking out the 10 commandments had me rolling.

Seth, your DJT impressions continue to impress. I especially like DJT holding his breath.

Sean Hannity: "If Trump isn't even allowed to defenestrate the witnesses against him, is this even Russia . . I mean, America?"

@kcbowman4042

2 ай бұрын

😇

@TiggerToo27

2 ай бұрын

You are frigging HILARIOUS!!! 🤡

@michaelhemsley1470

2 ай бұрын

Defenestrate?

@shotjohnny

2 ай бұрын

@@michaelhemsley1470 It means "throwing someone out of a window." 😉

@mslinda8456

2 ай бұрын

@@michaelhemsley1470 throwing someone out of a window

“He leadeth me up Capitol stairs, he restoreth my parole”

@phylis3917

2 ай бұрын

lol 😆

@caronstout354

2 ай бұрын

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Democrats, I will fear no indictment, for I am Donald Trump!"

@teresab1998

2 ай бұрын

😂! But I'm praying Psalm 93. Seriously.

I love when the sound effects are delayed! And it's proof that this is "Late Night," when the host knows how to roll with it!! 😂

For corrections, Seth says solitary match when the graphic shows a lighter.

When trump said he had so many bibles I laughed so hard for a solid 30 seconds. I actually had to rewind because I missed what was said after that.

@ericapoe

2 ай бұрын

I did the same when he said that😂😂

@J.M.-nb4gw

2 ай бұрын

😂 I know right, the way he read that that stupid infomercial off of a teleprompter was just ridiculous. He always comes across as such a fvcken idiot it's amazing that he has these millions of morons that follow him like a cult leader. It definitely reflects poorly on the US education system 🙄

@siobhandobson7535

2 ай бұрын

@@J.M.-nb4gwYou can always tell when he veers off script. When he’s reading the teleprompter he sound’s like a bored fourth grader giving a book report. Then when he ad libs his voice sounds much different, the whole part about him having many bibles and it being his favorite book were definitely not on the teleprompter. He would lie about it being his favorite back during the 2016 campaign but when asked about his favorite bible verse you could see the panic on his face and he’d just say that was too private to share. And somehow the evangelicals think the guy who’s obviously never read the Bible and who’s gone to church like twice in the last nine years is a man of God. The guy who screwed a porn star right after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child, and who was good buds with Jeffery Epstein, is a fine upstanding Christian, and Biden who is a devout catholic is the devil. It’s pure insanity.

@nadineives6374

2 ай бұрын

I pictured bankers boxes full of them stacked in a bathroom 😂

@stephenbuckley9940

2 ай бұрын

I can't believe he didn't wait until Easter to unveil this. Nobody has ever been crucified like Trump has been after all.

Calling himself a Christian is like MTG calling herself a genius. I'd love to hear him quote just one passage from his "favorite" book. LOL

@phylis3917

2 ай бұрын

When asked he couldn’t submit “thou shall not steal.”

@daemoncan2364

2 ай бұрын

He knows the one about the two Corinthians....

@gothnate

2 ай бұрын

I remember when he was asked once, he said, "I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Bible, it's very personal, so I don't want to get into verses. The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics."

@daydreamer8662

2 ай бұрын

trump is very Christian. In his own words, he likes both the New and Old Testaments equally. Even though he has no idea what they are about

@daunafuller9868

2 ай бұрын

@@daemoncan2364No, he doesn’t actually know it. He was reading from a script when he tried to use that verse while speaking at Liberty University.

Buden, "Let's smoke some dank, it's grest! I'm Joe Buden and I support this message".

Donald J Trump deserves a literary award for the creative use of the American Language.

People across America are already praying Don... They're praying that you'll be held accountable for your crimes.

@davenakingdon7503

2 ай бұрын

And they don't need to pay $60 fotlr the privilege

Richard Nixon had SO Much More Dignity, even in defeat.

@Ironcorgi2

2 ай бұрын

Ya he at least the decency to stay out of the spotlight.

@Slopmaster

2 ай бұрын

@@Ironcorgi2until David Frost.

@stanbyme7874

2 ай бұрын

Isn’t it scary that Nixon seems..normal?

@mimseydemon1844

2 ай бұрын

@@stanbyme7874 By today's GOP standards he was a woke commie.

@tlheinrich

2 ай бұрын

God you’re right. And let’s all stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement

The U is right next to the I, which explains "Buden." The S is right next to the A, which explains "grest". But there is no excuse for "disinformates" and "misinformates".

@jamiefrontiera1671

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, but his auto correct should have done something, how many times has he said Biden by now that it doesn't automatically put that word in same with great. Unless he turned autocorrect off, which considering convefe and his narcissism, it wouldn't surprise me that he's like "I always type correctly. I don't need a spell check. You need a spell check, but I'm so great I don't make mistakes. And even if I do, I meant to do that and you will all change how you speak to be like me." Webster once had a top 10 insults out of use, and one of them was Mumpsimus. It's a stubborn person who insists on making an error despite being shown evidence they are wrong. They said it came from a priest who said the word instead of the Latin sumpismus, and when corrected he replied he would not change his old mumpsimus for his critic's new sumpsimus. Trump is definitely a mumpsimus

@OKAVENAQUI

2 ай бұрын

correctly pointed out!👍🏼😊

@lavenderchocolate

2 ай бұрын

that‘s what I thought, why did we focus on the typos and not on the made up words?! English is my second language and the lack of mockery here made me panic and google if those are words after all :D

sean hannity is another one I can't wait to fade away like tucker as a national joke

@ArtyFactual_Intelligence

2 ай бұрын

All guilty of.... Greed, Wrath, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, and Sloth

Real smart to piss off the judge that will be sentencing you when you are found guilty of 31 felonies in two months, Donny. Do keep it up.

@publicuser2534

2 ай бұрын

Did he really post the judge’s daughter’s name on social media?

@GrimReaper2786

2 ай бұрын

​@@publicuser2534as real as a heart attack

@Max_Mustermann

2 ай бұрын

His tactic seems to be to make everybody hate him and then accuse them of being a "Trump hater".

CORRECTION: The First Commandment would be blacked out too. There was literally a golden statue of Trump at CPAC a couple years ago, which as close to a false idol as you can get.

@c3swift

2 ай бұрын

I think the joke went over your head @Ferinex_666 . The point is that Trump wouldn't know that, and would want statues of him all over the place.

@MarciRaney-tt8ev

2 ай бұрын

I saw that recently on coverage of CPAC. So disgusting and ridiculous.

@matthewbrown6497

2 ай бұрын

Trump just endorsed Jesus as the Son of God. Although I have a feeling that if Trump ever read the bible... he'd have Jesus primaried.

@Elwaves2925

2 ай бұрын

@@matthewbrown6497 If Trump was in the time of Jesus (and he was real), he'd definitely have been Pontius Pilate. Trump wouldn't have liked Jesus gettting more attention and being liked more than him.

@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs

2 ай бұрын

💯 You know you messed up when an atheist condemns what you do.

LOL the late anvil noise - reminds me of those pillows

A: When I heard the belated plunger sound effect, I threw my hands in the air and gleefully shouted "pillow!" and proceeded to giggle (cackle? jackal cackle?) uncontrollably. B: Lighter not match (but you know that by now ;)

Gag orders and warnings for Trump are absolutely useless unless enforced with a night (or many) in jail for contempt, which no judge has dared to do so far.

@justanotherhuman8918

2 ай бұрын

You’re right and I have yet to figure out why they fear him so much. What is he going to do…make up a mean nickname?

@barbaraschuld8206

2 ай бұрын

Exactly! Just need to send in the locusts! 😠💙

@janbounds911

2 ай бұрын

SO agree!

@sherinameless1618

2 ай бұрын

@@justanotherhuman8918 Actually, he just asks his deranged and gun-packing cult members to rid him of this meddling judge, the court staff, the judge's family, etc.

@snowsim

2 ай бұрын

They fear his followers & their reactions to their godking being imprisoned. And being called "not impartial."​@@justanotherhuman8918

He breaks the gag orders every single time and nothing happens to him

@marvinmartin4692

2 ай бұрын

I know it’s all such a joke!

@drjanines3301

2 ай бұрын

Those were civil trials - the loser can't run roofshod over the criminal court system. Just wait a few more weeks.... ⚖️⚖️

@phylis3917

2 ай бұрын

He went only to the line of this one.

@jeffdosch5738

2 ай бұрын

Good

@lindagorham1409

2 ай бұрын

YES and WHHHYYY ??!!??

LMAO at the sound of the golden toilet plunger -" oohps a bit late again +

Closer looks are always over too fast lol. Excellent job, Late Night, staff!!

Oh, we are praying! Praying like our democracy depends on it.

@qassandraable

2 ай бұрын

More like preying.

@greeneyedlady5580

2 ай бұрын

​@@qassandraableThat's Trump.

That female lawyer behind Trump gives off Phil Spector vibes 😂

@birbluv9595

2 ай бұрын

You are absolutely right.

@saar144

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sigmundblank7403

2 ай бұрын

I thought Marcia Clark

@sewonchris735

2 ай бұрын

​@@sigmundblank7403Ditto!!

@davidshirkey1272

2 ай бұрын

Hey, what did Phil Spector ever do...no wait...never mind.

He'll be selling his messy nappies next....😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wisconsinfarmer4742

2 ай бұрын

"The stuff you see on TV is fake poop. You can get genuine crap right hear with full DNA authentication"

@conniebabcock4045

2 ай бұрын

Saddest thing there is that his stupid blind sleep will happily buy them. 💩💩💩💩

Hasn't Hannity learned to keep his mouth shut yet In defense of trump What's he gonna do after trump Or is that a never ending story

He probably decided he doesn't trust autocorrect because no one spells better than him. 😂😂

@MrOtistetrax

2 ай бұрын

AUTOCORRECT DOESNT WIRK WHEN UOU USE ALL CAPS.

@Youngcamdadon

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 im fucking dead

@jansilverthorn777

2 ай бұрын

I heard it does it on purpose - to appeal to the undereducated (aka morons).

@jamiefrontiera1671

2 ай бұрын

That was my thought

The difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump? Trump charges for his Kool Aid

@keltonscott734

2 ай бұрын

BINGO 🎯‼️

@keltonscott734

2 ай бұрын

BINGO 🎯

@bkzone8

2 ай бұрын

And people still buy it... 😢

@Queenie-the-genie

2 ай бұрын

Brilliant!

@c3swift

2 ай бұрын

🧠💪

“I’m sorry I thought this was America” 🤣🤣🤣

@wisconsinfarmer4742

2 ай бұрын

in the seventies if you had long hair or talked about equal rights, rednecks in pickup trucks would fling empty beer bottles at you yelling, go back to Russia.

"Disinformate" ... that's my new favorite verb!

You know how Mr Trump has to pay a bond, I wonder what his favourite Bond book is? “The man with the Golden Toilet”? “You only Lose Twice”? “Dr No-means-no”? “Casino Royale… with cheese”? Duh. Of course, it’s “From Russia with Love.” Silly me.

@Kodakcompactdisc

2 ай бұрын

Book no chance, movie maybe.

@andrewstevenson118

2 ай бұрын

@@Kodakcompactdisc I'll give you $10 if you can make a joke out of "The Hildebrand Rarity". 🙂

@jinstinky501

2 ай бұрын

Dr no means no. Lol

@christopherweise438

2 ай бұрын

"Forrestraker"?

@annehurst2172

2 ай бұрын

Love this!

This would have been the perfect opportunity for Donald to share with the country his favourite Bible passage,

@andrewstevenson118

2 ай бұрын

Pretty confident it wouldn't be Matthew 7:15.

@Lonewolfmike

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@apackofhoboes

2 ай бұрын

He'll get to it when he unveils his plan to redo Obamacare, which we are *still* waiting on.

@corinnemiles2129

2 ай бұрын

Probably took the bibles from his hotel rooms like they keep in the night stand at expensive hotels and motels. Now he's selling them, I wouldn't doubt this as he's a grifter.

@MoonDirectedTarot

2 ай бұрын

well... since there is that stupid maga ad he probably would tell you it was, "In the beginning God made Trump" He probably has no idea what the first sentence of the Bible really is

Yes! Make America Smart Again . 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

He has never read a flippen book....😂

The scorch marks proves he actually held them.

@annehurst2172

2 ай бұрын

So true - funny funny funny!

@Scanner9631

2 ай бұрын

Explains the marks on his hands.

@jpg7879

2 ай бұрын

Oh that was recorded when he made the ad to sell bibles, the syphilis markes on his hand. Getting a taste of hell!

@anthonycarter8158

2 ай бұрын

Scotch hell! Pills he either needs them or needs to get off them.

@mikejankowski6321

2 ай бұрын

Those are special editions because he handled them. Probably cost more.

CORRECTIONS: That's a BIC lighter, not a single match.

@mythodica

2 ай бұрын

Damnit. You got to it before me. 🤣

@sophierobinson2738

2 ай бұрын

yep.

@stuartmacdonald4443

2 ай бұрын

Jackals have entered the chat

@wncwaterfalls

2 ай бұрын

@@stuartmacdonald4443did they ever leave?

@jonlee6794

2 ай бұрын

and he tries to make a weed joke right after that.... what kinda self respecting stoner would misidentify a bic lighter?!

I love how even in his commercial where he is clearly reading what he is saying, he can't help but stray from the script and adlib. The bit about how he has so many and it's his favorite book is classic Trump vamping. And that is what the base loves to hear.

😂 great episode, loaded with heaters, I had to go back a few times because I couldn’t stop laughing. Seth and the writers on this show couldn’t be a better match!

@wisconsinfarmer4742

2 ай бұрын

that wasn't a match, it was a lighter couldn't resist

That Bible was ready to burst into flames!!!

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

@Balletified

2 ай бұрын

Life insurance surely?

@johnobrien2373

2 ай бұрын

So many preconditions!

Your opening statement!!!! Whoa, how did we get here....Strange times indeed. Go Seth!!!

OK, but when he breaks the gag order - and he will. LOCK HIM UP!!!!

Dear Sean Hannity. The fact that you are still allowed on the air proves that this is still America.

Well done Seth!!!😂😂😂

LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SETH & THE WHOLE GANG!

Seth's disgruntled "Or don't." at the end of every Closer Look gives me life.

@Wado8oda

2 ай бұрын

Yeah. I stopped to read the comments just to see if you all were enjoying that part as much as I do!

@jldow1236

2 ай бұрын

he filmed it during one of the Corrections episodes!

@davidknightx

2 ай бұрын

It's marketing genius. As much as I love Seth, I just don't have time in my day for a podcast. But this just forced bumped it to the top of my "will get to asap" list. God I wish I had more free time...

@simgem

2 ай бұрын

I've already started saying it aloud with him!

There really is no bottom for Trump but thanks for making us laugh rather than cry!

@jimspittle1485

2 ай бұрын

@kendalldad , that's because he is the bottom 😮

@13699111

2 ай бұрын

Or his supporters either

@phylis3917

2 ай бұрын

Wait for it my dear.

@sto5655

2 ай бұрын

Republicans when you go low, remember you CAN go lower

Greetings from Australia, spot on sound effects with the plunga mate 👌 reminds me of lumpy pillow guy's lumpy pillows. You keep this up you're gonna be huge!

thank you, seth!

I remember when someone called a person a Bible Salesman it meant they were a conman. Still fits!!

@irelandishsac13

2 ай бұрын

Truth😅

@MoneyGist

2 ай бұрын

Literally came here for this comment!

@tonyzed6831

2 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Big Dan in O'Brother... oh and Big Dan is a member of the KKK, very fitting.

trump doesn’t need the oval Office- just give the guy a toilet on Riker’s and a toy phone.

@jpg7879

2 ай бұрын

🙏ASAP... Past his jail time.

@jaygray7102

2 ай бұрын

the guy makes me want to puke.

@barbford2329

2 ай бұрын

😂

@mariahiller

2 ай бұрын

God willing

NO IM GOOD!!! The bouncing helps me think!!! LMAO i damn near choked

I thought Trump didn't drink??? That Bible bit,...PRICELESS!🤣😂😅

For a long time, Stephen Colbert was the best. We are now in the age of Seth.

@Shackleton71

2 ай бұрын

Can’t even stand Colbert anymore actually

@globaladdict

2 ай бұрын

@@Shackleton71 He's ready to be put out to pasture, he has no real desire to be witty or serious anymore

@abc-bu7nr

2 ай бұрын

​@@kaalagiri1044why are you watching?

@kaalagiri1044

2 ай бұрын

@@abc-bu7nr part of respecting freedom is to listen to opposite perspectives.. you dems should try to get out of echo chambers where you guys all circle bezerk each other

@jpg7879

2 ай бұрын

I record both, they tell it like it is!

I want to see the outtakes of the Trump bible commercial.

@stephenbuckley9940

2 ай бұрын

How many do you think have him saying Buble?

@sallyjimenez8417

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@c3swift

2 ай бұрын

How many times did he just burst in to flames?

@cryptidsntunes

2 ай бұрын

​@@c3swiftI bet they had to mount a lightning rod at the studio before shooting

@c3swift

2 ай бұрын

@@cryptidsntunes seems legit... or maybe the one in the video is a hollowed out version for when he goes to prison.

Love Seth Myers, he's so awesome and classic funny. Great choice for The late show" host! Congrats on 10 years!

Thank You Seth Meyers!!!!🤣

O.M.G. The Bible speech. I nearly wet myself laughing!

@mlrdh

2 ай бұрын

I was honestly laughing out loud! Kept waiting for the lightning 😂

So the document that decrees the separation of church and state is included in a bible. How has America come to this.

@billhampton6605

2 ай бұрын

No it's in the declaration of independece.

@thomasbraeking6225

2 ай бұрын

By electing a "post turtle" to the highest office.

@johnobrien2373

2 ай бұрын

As it stands, that's a legitimate question.

@janestarr4403

2 ай бұрын

​@@billhampton6605Have you ever read the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution? The Declaration of Independence says, 'by their Creator,' not God. Our Founding Fathers were well aware of the devastation caused by state religion. We were all taught that the Pilgrams came to America for religious freedom. (Or did you miss those classes in grade school?) Are you suggesting that all Americans should be Amish? Personally, I'm not willing to give up electricity for God. I do pray for America. I pray the Putin Loving MAGA crowd comes to their senses. If the idea that Ukraine should be given back to Russia because it once belonged to them, do you want Putin to have Alaska because it was theirs first? We stole Texas from Mexico. Maybe we should give Texas, Arizona,New Mexico and California back to them.

@rhuephus

2 ай бұрын

@@janestarr4403 Ukraine NEVER "belonged" to Russia .. it was around 1,000 years before Russia

I wound up digging out my old DVD of Paper Moon and watching it after I heard the news. At least Ryan O'neal knew which way to hold a Bible.

LOVE YOU SETH!!!

I can't wait for the first debate. I pray the first question to Trump is "Can you name your opponent?"

@sweett2185

2 ай бұрын

There isn't going to be any debate.

@cryptidsntunes

2 ай бұрын

No WAY tfg agrees to a debate. Waaaaaaay too much of a coward!

@alfiegrace

2 ай бұрын

He won’t agree to a debate. He knows that President Biden would eviscerate him.

"Stormy didn't spank me with a magazine, it was a Bible!"

His Bible also describes the Stigmata of a TV news anchorwoman.

Proceeds from bible sales will go towards paying for his crimes. Yuck!!

When you slam the podcast cover down at the end, it should have the same sound effect as the plunger because it's SOLID GOLD

He's never even opened a Bible. I didn't think he could go any lower but here we are.

@markmartindale7215

2 ай бұрын

And he will go even lower. I don't know how he'll do it but he will do it.

The Bill of Rights, yes. But NOT the other seventeen (17!) amendments, so not an entirely complete version of our Constitution. There are twenty-seven.

I like the new podcast plug. :)

Didn't Trump promise he was going to have a "great" healthcare plan to replace "Obamacare" when he ran the first time around? What happened with that? He had 4 years to do it, but it didn't happen, did it?

@tonywebert8326

2 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing. He won an election 8 years ago on "repeal and replace," "build her up," and "lock that wall." Had 4 years, couldn't do any of it

@danielgregory3295

2 ай бұрын

It will be ready in about 2 weeks....

On the Bible cover there’s a mug shot of Trump and the caption “ Never ask for forgiveness! “

@generalputnam2990

2 ай бұрын

🎯 Under-rated comment.

That was the best podcast commercial I’ve ever seen.

I f’in lost it at the sound effect. It’s like the pillow drop all over again. Laughed so hard I started coughing and almost passed out.

@3:50 if we told him Obama could hold his breath for 6 minutes there's a really good chance he'd try it.

@jennyjennyjenny3210

2 ай бұрын

This is probably the best idea I’ve seen in ages! I’ve got an idea for the pitch…. Did you know that Biden actually taught Obama to do the Wim Hoff method and Obama can hold his breath for 6 minutes now! You know what that means, if a man can hold his breath that long?!? OMG It must be enormous. Trump could never, but many people are saying it would be the biggest audience ever to watch him try. People would pay BIG MONEY to watch him do it, too!

how did he not burst into flames holding the Bible? ⚡🔥🔥🔥

@paolovantassel1989

2 ай бұрын

I suspect because what he calls "the Bible" normal people call "the Necronomicon".

Really started thinking about tuning into that podcast!

The pillow drop callback is the most Seth joke ever.

$59.95 + S&H Grifting Old People