knowing polymatter, i expected panda diplomacy, but this point was WAY more convincing

@gregoryvasilyev9675

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing polymatter views on everything Chinese, I got exactly what I expected 😄😄😄

The algorithm sent me down a panda-cam wormhole after this. Clearly big media is on the pandas side.

@somebodyhere3160

3 жыл бұрын

i read this as “clearly media is on big pandas side”

@frankhaha81

2 жыл бұрын

@@somebodyhere3160 big panda is watching you

@Lunar_Pendragon

2 жыл бұрын

Good!

I feel like came from a personal point of pain, just a hunch.

@falconJB

3 жыл бұрын

That or it was all just a long setup for the ad.

@Lunar_Pendragon

2 жыл бұрын

This video just made me love pandas more.

@CrisYTchan

2 ай бұрын

like he heard "pandas aren't real" and took that to the soul and made it a personal vendetta to "prove" that redditer wrong.

The dislikes are from pandas.

@jamesyanchek779

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, they couldn't be bothered.

@frankhaha81

2 жыл бұрын

shut it down

@polhakimiorio2745

2 жыл бұрын

The panda would give Up after 1 failed attempt

@garymoh4828

2 жыл бұрын

@Rando KZread just cleared all the dislike!!!!🤣🤣

@polygontower

Жыл бұрын

@@garymoh4828 192 dislikes from what I see(est by a computer)

This one aint even controversial. Just spitting facts here

@dkaloger5720

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@Lunar_Pendragon

2 жыл бұрын

Not at all. Pandas for life!!!!

Pandas: Ultimate Con men, aka: the little cousin from Thanksgiving

Never thought I‘d hear the term “Panda Apologetics“

@nocturnalintern4150

2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard the term "an embarrassment of pandas"? Owen Benjamin did a couple recent videos about pandas.

@C.Noble13

2 жыл бұрын

A group of Chinese Panda Bear is called a Embarrassment. Family of Beavers

@AntaresBDO

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the 21st century

@Lunar_Pendragon

2 жыл бұрын

I am that.

Pandas were just the way Bamboo forests kept growth in check.

@yalkn2073

Жыл бұрын

We do that better

I work at a Zoo in NYC, the pandas are not real, we dye polar bears black. AND THEY DO NOT LIKE IT

@OptimisticNihilist15

3 жыл бұрын

Username checks out

@i_exist_yaay5343

3 жыл бұрын

Is that legal?

@321blastoff6

3 жыл бұрын

@@i_exist_yaay5343 you fell for it! Check the username...

@pathologicalliar8728

3 жыл бұрын

@@i_exist_yaay5343 no but what is the government going to do? check a very pissed-off bear?

@someone7826

3 жыл бұрын

That did happen in a Zoo, if Wikipedia is right.

"Let's dispel with this fiction that Pandas don't know what they're doing. Pandas know exactly what they're doing" Marco Rubio enters the chat.

Oh, I thought he meant they were a scam due to china's panda diplomacy.

@neekoless

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah using Panda's as soft political power is the biggest scam, pandas are too dumb to understand what we are doing to them.

@RichardNDoper

3 жыл бұрын

That would belong to his main, more serious channel Polymatter.

@grizzlybears

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@johnl.7754

3 жыл бұрын

Panda maybe dumb but the CCP government is very calculating smart.

@davidyang6074

3 жыл бұрын

Do people not love pandas? Then they're not a scam.

I came here expecting a video on how Pandas are completely made up and it's just actors in suits or animatronics. Boy am I disappointed.

Wow that random Marco Rubio reference out of nowhere

Pandas have been very quiet after this video came out

Yes, You are right about Red Pandas. They are also on the brink of extinction and not because they can't breed or something, But because they are hunted down by poachers for some medical benefits(China) and because humans are grabbing Red Pandas' forest and polluting the environment very rapidly. Thank You for letting everyone aware of the other cute Panda, Red Panda. #SaveRedPandas #SaveForests

@soysoneromayor

2 жыл бұрын

so why nobody's is trafficking pandas? looks like a sweet business 🧐

Me: *casually eating lunch* PolyMatter: "PANDAS ARE BULLSHIT!" Me: "hmm, that seems interesting."

Yesterday I was ranting to my sister how pandas are doing this on purpose to live an easy life Today I see this video It`s nice to know that I`m not the only one that's insane

@carcharhinus_555

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say it's rather scary how much Google knows about you and listens in on your conversations :-)

@daoistsaintmasterofthenasc6220

3 жыл бұрын

@@carcharhinus_555 true

@Lunar_Pendragon

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO I didn't even think about it this way; I love pandas even more now.

Ironic a group of Pandas are called an embarrassment 🤣🤣

Pandas are a perfect example of how natural selection works. Like dogs and cats they rely on cuteness to work off humans this keeps them alive. Genius.

The only reason I found this channel was after looking at PolyMatter’s channels. I wish there was a better way for channel exposure since KZread algorithm is crap at finding what I’d like to see and instead recommends a 8 year old video of cutting tomatoes.

Every time I see one if your videos. My first reaction is. Hmmm. Yeah okay I'll bite

Pandas are what people are going to be without meat, not be able to move and think most of the time

Love your work and channels ❤

i wonder how did pandas survive so many years natural selection and evolution

1:20 actually bro the distance between Greenland and Antartica is around 18 thousand kilometers(about 11 thousand miles), sorry i couldn't help it, i'm geography nerd :D

I still want pandas to stay alive regardless, they're so cute and better than any Reddit mod.

Can't wait for this channel to hit is big.

Societies of the future will think we worshipped pandas as Gods

Hey did you add some grain on top of this video? I understand what you're going for, noise tends to hide the colour banding of gradients, but it gets really blotchy with video compression and the added detail combined with a fixed bandwidth reduces the overall quality of the video.

So a group of Chinese Panda Bear is called a Embarrassment. Family of Beavers.

I love your videos. Please upload more.

So long, and thanks for all the shoots.

Putting the blame on Pandas when we humans drove them to nearly extinction and then have to save them in zoos. There is no way for them to be not lazy in zoos! xD Also, it is not closely related to Red Panda.

@someone7826

3 жыл бұрын

They are kind od lazy in the wild. They do eat almost the whole day, which might not be lazy, but they don't do much more. They are indeed able to feed on other diets, but just don't want to.

@Sivah_Akash

3 жыл бұрын

@@someone7826 , true indeed. But the video makes it seem like pandas choose to come into zoos to become even more lazy.

@someone7826

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sivah_Akash That's what this video is about.

@Sivah_Akash

3 жыл бұрын

@@someone7826 , it felt the other way tho.

How's that a hill to die on? You're just right. Then again, you're of course right on everything, so... Edit: also, red Pandas are the shit, they're like the best thing out there

China is the most literate country on earth. Before the 1800 s their is no mention of pandas ever🤔

The TV show can be called "Parasite Pandas".

I know that pandas looks kinda cute but if any species is as helpless as giant pandas then it deserves to extinct. But still I am amazed that giant pandas survived until 21st century and did not go extinct 3000 years ago.

@Lunar_Pendragon

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe comment. Pandas are adorable and equal to all other animals and thus deserve to exist. Cruelty and murder against them is NOT OK. I am so damn happy they have survived, I really am - they are such a precious animal :)

@Ihaveno_ideangl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lunar_Pendragon they literally need people at the zoo to play panda hub to help the pandas understand how mating works, in terms of making more of themselves they're the lowest of the low. Other people treat them like gods because they look kinda cute even though they can tear flesh and murder. We should've let nature do it's thing with pandas.

@lalasecretly

Жыл бұрын

@@Lunar_Pendragon baby nature doesnt care about animals being ''equal'' otherwise lions wouldn't be killing zebra left and right please

@Lunar_Pendragon

Жыл бұрын

@@lalasecretly God created nature. God also created us. And our consciousness is stronger than a Lion's. Our consciousness knows objective truths, Lions do not.

This is a hill you will surely survive on. :D Awesome stuff! :D

I actually think pandas are far more adorable in their natural and realistic form in comparison to the photoshopped or animated form of panda. Their real form is exactly why I love them.

Red pandas > giant pandas FACTS

This is the picture of the various levels of puppet masters and pandas just being the at the top.

bear cats if you will

I swear, humans and pandas are the only 2 species that eat exactly what they are not supposed to.

I want those 5 minutes and 56 seconds of my life back 😩

@C.Noble13

2 жыл бұрын

A group of Chinese Panda Bear is called a Embarrassment. 🤔🐉

This channel is so different 🤣🤣 just a place for him to put his opinions in a beautifully designed video

By your logic criminals are smartest humans, because they provided with all free stuff in jails

What we spend on pandas, in the same price we can save both polar bear and glaciers.

if only we had a whole video about red pandas

When I take over the world, my first imperial decree would be the total and utter eradication of the panda species.

how do they stay clean? do zookeepers wash them too?

Pandas don't exist.

Panda is big one of commerce in china.

Dang I thought you were gonna talk about how they were bred into existence and how every panda is owned by the Chinese government and stuff like that. Still good tho.

Pandas are amazing

This was freaking amazing 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Well, the bamboo is useless at actually feeding them, since they don't get too much nutrition out of it. No wonder you have to spend 8h in a session just eating.

Don't support zoos is what the video really wants to say if the creator has any courage.

This thing hardly deserves to be called a bear, terrible national symbol that can't even procreate without assistance.

Did my biology professor scripted this video? I swear I sat through this exact lecture (in a classroom format, I guess)

This is probably the most wholesome video I've ever watched - I was laughing the whole way through just because of how adorable pandas are and the lives they live; it's such a wonderful simple life and it just makes me love them even more. So although I finished this video realised you're genuinely being serious, I'd say you failed your mission: thank you for simply making me love pandas more than I already did!

I was given one when I was two years old, and I can confirm they are fake and never do anything for themselves.

They probably aren’t even real tbh

I love this channel

大熊貓乃-種活化石，其存在正好對社會達爾文主義的否証，正如日本遺傳學家木村資生所倡導的"中道"理論，即物種生存，不是強者為優，而是兼容複雜环境條件; 木村資生發現-些被視作生物弱點的，往往是物種生存的必要條件，大熊貓天生性質，正是大自然給人的啟示，也是對社會達爾文主義的諷刺！

They cute af tho

This is an allegory for rich influencers/celebrities.

@C.Noble13

2 жыл бұрын

Justin Trudeau and sicko Alice Cooper album covers

That’s why red pandas are the GOATs.

There is a 3rd option.

why no metric system

Kept seeing this shit on the subreddit last week, finally able to see it now, got class in 11 minutes, thank god I’m seeing it now before class lol.

Yes

lol that marco rubio reference

This is the only video of your I actually agree with the exception of the on time zones

@321blastoff6

3 жыл бұрын

Cupcake lover...

Why arent red pandas popular or looked after?

What does it mean that Homer Simpson was dressed as a panda in a Simpson's episode? 🤔

@C.Noble13

2 жыл бұрын

Alice Cooper album covers... Uggggg

This video is underrated

I miss this channel

bruh this video goes hard

We need the panda for the highly anticipated bamboo revolt and takeover of the world. Nobody want to talk about the highly intelligent and cunning bamboo that the panda is saving us from.

I think the pandas had a better life then ur childhood

Actually by 2014, there were 1,864 wild giant pandas(excluding young cub), but this number did not include the number of captive giant pandas. Captive giant panda population was 442 by 2015. Therefore by 2015, the total number of panda was around 1,864 + 442= 2,306 pandas at least. Note: "World Wildlife Fund" is only concern with the number of wild animal population, it will not consider the number of captive population of the animal concern in their reports. Here WWF's Extinction Risk Category (from lowest to highest): LEAST CONCERN - Does not qualify for Critically Endangered, Endangered, Vulnerable, or Near Threatened. NEAR THREATENED - Likely to qualify for a threatened category in the near future. VULNERABLE - Facing a high risk of extinction in the Wild. ENDANGERED - Facing a even higher risk of extinction in the Wild. CRITICALLY ENDANGERED - Facing an extremely high risk of extinction in the Wild. EXTINCT IN THE WILD - Known only to survive in cultivation, in captivity or as a naturalised population. EXTINCT - No reasonable doubt that the last individual has died. At this moment, panda is under "VULNERABLE" category i.e. facing a high risk of extinction in the Wild, and therefore there is still a lot of work to be done for Giant Panda.

Yeah

Panda is not a panda - Panda

I was waiting for a dark and weird business model, or something strange with global politics. Then I remember that I was in other channel. Thanks man. Your Polymatter channel taught me a lot. I was able to reach a Master in Economics last year, thanks, really.

1:25 *apologists

I don’t know but there has to be no way that pandas are naturally occurring

Damn. Pandas are basically the masterminds of freeloading

the goal of this youtube channel is to agrivate the world

Thank you!!

STOP BIG PANDA!

north pole to south pole is only 12436.81 miles but he's talkin bout 50K miles

This is the voice of Polymatter or something?

They're people in fursuits or animatronics. The channel 'RFTKOHIAH' has a good video on it.

"stoners pay taxes" haha, not me

first 20 seconds and i already know its gonna be a good video

"dumb" is used more as "not condusive to our goals" in this context. Dumb is more of a general insult that a specific one these days. Ok, this has to be a joke, there is no way this guy thinks that pandas have the physical intelligence to purposefully not mate to get all of this.

This is hilarious good stuff but can't deny they are adorable and fun to watch

What about the tourist money they bring in?

You’re right!

I've actually been called a "terrible person" for this opinion lmao. Ppl loathe when you say anything bad about pandas lol. So strange to me. They prob have some kind of sympathy super power and we just dont know it haha