Military spready to the war Gods lmao

@mennograafmans1595

4 жыл бұрын

Athena doesn't care about your spreadies. Aphrodite holds no power over her.

@avijitkundu5606

4 жыл бұрын

Looking forward to this,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Supervillain725

4 жыл бұрын

I want to see her do that some more.

@skynet4496

4 жыл бұрын

We were always at war with Eurasia.-1984

@annfambeck2132

4 жыл бұрын

Here at 865 likes

That white guy is a hybrid of Chris Evans and Elon Musk

@creedoxv

3 жыл бұрын

i was thinking the exact same thing the whole time

@johnathanvarga8883

3 жыл бұрын

Brain and brawn all in one. The perfect man.

@QuantumLeap83

3 жыл бұрын

With a little bit of Conan O'brien thrown in for good measure

@jhyland87

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing, lol.

@allthingsservethebeam4668

3 жыл бұрын

Eww, you're right! 😂

Military green t-shirt guy's arms are bigger than my will to live.

@glynn_shady6619

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@mehbkz

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@kristofferlien311

4 жыл бұрын

just say the black guy, the protesters can't stop you on the internet!

@nickgarnero9843

4 жыл бұрын

buahaha

@mattburkett9419

4 жыл бұрын

@Helix Nebula dude was super flexible, did you not watch the video?

Evil Captain America's DNA 48% Steve Rogers 29% Elon Musk 13% Shooter McGavin 10% Conan O'Brien

@rbdgr8370

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh... Now everyone knows the secret 😒

@crazyjaybe

3 жыл бұрын

... that's a lot of dudes...

@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazyjaybe 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

@chucksolutions4579

3 жыл бұрын

You’re not wrong

@Dontbustthecrust

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. Dude you pretty much nailed it.

"Josh can't believe a creative idea got approved" that encapsulates the essence of the military... yup.

Captain America's Evil brother is also Elon Musk's Clone brother

@aayushbhatt

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha... true :D

@ShannonSouthAfrica

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes. I couldn't put my finger on it but 100% lol

@catherinearmagost8574

4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@shumwab

4 жыл бұрын

Elon's super clone.

@sirlillo2734

4 жыл бұрын

the poor one

This course isn't made for short people. With that, she comported herself quite well. Nice job, Katelyn!

@bighands69

3 жыл бұрын

Still not enough to be a marine though.

@888PsyMike888

3 жыл бұрын

@@bighands69 Really? I thought gymnasts could join the Marines anytime they want, because of their skills.

@MrDanisve

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt city rubble will care much about your height. A soldier is a soldier. Should be able to do the same things no matter height, weight, gender, ethnicity etc.

@vinigarr801

2 жыл бұрын

It's also not made for females...

@888PsyMike888

2 жыл бұрын

@@vinigarr801 It's gender neutral for your information...

"Here we have Joshua, his job is to make sure she fails every step of the way." Ha! Joshua must move in the same circles as my dad.

@SomeOne-iq5zy

3 жыл бұрын

What's your Dad got against Katelyn Ohashi?

@meahoohenehene

3 жыл бұрын

@@SomeOne-iq5zy Nothing. But he too thinks its his job to make sure I fail every step of the way. honestly nothing makes a joke funnier than having to explain it.

@SomeOne-iq5zy

3 жыл бұрын

@@meahoohenehene Yeah I must be really stupid not to have seen the joke right?

@drawingdead9025

3 жыл бұрын

When in reality he was there to help her on almost every station.

@hinoakuma6386

3 жыл бұрын

@@drawingdead9025 Just like this dudes father... see the joke is more meta than you thought...

Okay I’m laughing at evil Captain America the whole time

@gunnerblock6286

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@muhash14

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, it's you!

@AustenAlexander

4 жыл бұрын

Hamzah Shafiq ITS ME

@awkwardboi7183

4 жыл бұрын

Omg you are the guy in the black tee 😱

@olivechege4184

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering when Ozzy will review this video 😅

If these guys look like giants to you, then remember that Katelyn is 147 cm

@SuperMontsta

4 жыл бұрын

Sheesh. I was wondering her height because of being boosted up for obstacles. Didn't recall them being so tall, but now that I know her height it makes more sense.

@user-wr8ke1ur9r

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuperMontsta 2 meters tall now bruh

@WhatDemocracy

4 жыл бұрын

She got me at 147cm with them legs.

@moderncommunist852

4 жыл бұрын

Damn she thick fam

@johassan8282

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-wr8ke1ur9r ahh i think it got to 3.76 now

She is just lovely whatever thing she does, just a ray of sunshine. Worth a note that, if you double the sizes of the obstacles, that would be a problem even for a super trained soldier. And she is half the size they are, quite visibly...

As a Marine Veteran I can tell you, that obstacle course is no joke. The next step up course is about 50 feet off the ground, and that was was fun.

@bighands69

3 жыл бұрын

She is a highly trained gymnast so doing things within her training an abilities are easy but that does not mean she could complete marine training.

@HerriCaine

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, not! 😁

*Spready to the war gods* That is pure, unpasteurized, grass-fed, verbal art.

@jules5841

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's the entire reason 2020 is so messed up.

@OnlyANickel

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Australia 👍

@Dalonghair

4 жыл бұрын

When I read “grass-fed” in this context... I processed it as “grass-munching” and I’m okay with that.

@silver933

4 жыл бұрын

Pasture raised

@macanocious3000

4 жыл бұрын

Free range

"Josh cant believe a creative idea has been approved" Seems like a typical marine hahaha

@nickhaynie5980

4 жыл бұрын

Marines have done that move before, but at the cost of returning to the start line!

@PauloGarcia-sp5ws

4 жыл бұрын

lol, more like the military in general. They can be grossly incompetent sometimes.

@wobblysauce

4 жыл бұрын

She could bearly do the course before that, so might as well skip the over and under.

@nickhaynie5980

4 жыл бұрын

@@PauloGarcia-sp5ws totally, we had a staff sergeant who'd been in the Marines for at least a decade, tell us to get through the course any which way we can. But then the boot leutinate came over and was against it. I'll let you guess who "won" that argument.

@MaddawgMar

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that section is not authorized to jump across. It’s designed to be hopped on alternate side keeping a low profile. Simulating jumping a wall during battle without highlighting yourself too much to the enemy.

Now I want to see the marine do her floor routine.

@bighands69

3 жыл бұрын

He does not have to do that to perform as a Marine and the exercises in those videos would not mean that she could pass Marine training or be able to perform as a Marine.

@deniserose8596

3 жыл бұрын

Guess that would help him in a battle situation😂

@azmtkdzv

3 жыл бұрын

@@bighands69 He also wan't harrying to make it look somewhat equal. Notice how he was waiting for her on the ropes.Like no big I'll wait it out.

@bighands69

3 жыл бұрын

@@deniserose8596 Those exercises on their own does not make a marine.

@888PsyMike888

3 жыл бұрын

@@bighands69 Thanks, Captain Obvious!

"she's surprisingly giggly for someone that's been kidnapped" LOL

Ares - "I appreciate those spreadies."

I’ve been waiting for the return of the classic Ozzie Man line ..... “Flippy, spinny shit” 😂😂😂

@gerardroll6468

4 жыл бұрын

Nicola Maxwell ..... He never fails to crack me up with that line ☝️😂.

@puteraamirul7936

4 жыл бұрын

Jackie Chan Rolly Polly

@rudraganesh

4 жыл бұрын

And jumpy jump. And yeah naah yeah

@OAwesomeO

4 жыл бұрын

I would say nice profile pic but then i would lion.. lol

2:23 I legit tried multi-tasking (ie, listening to this on a speaker instead of watching) and boy did that misunderstanding almost cost me.

@blusafe1

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure it was intended to sound just exactly as it did. No misunderstanding from the mind of Ozzy.

This never goes away in my mind "flippy spinny sht" whenever I see an Ozzy Man videos😂

"The girth of the shaft on each of these is no worries" Today's great quote

@kratos8873

4 жыл бұрын

That was one of the quotes that made me cry, the other, "Spready to the war gods"

@TheNefariousNep

4 жыл бұрын

It was she slides Down to the base of the two poles😂😂lmao

@og_myxiplx

4 жыл бұрын

Followed by "you do still wanna pace yourself". 😂😂 Ozzy Man, you're an honest to god legend.

He looks like Captain America mixed with Elon musk " Captain Musk"

@BANANAHAMMER420

4 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@chriswinspear7965

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing 😂

@RonniePoleCasper

4 жыл бұрын

Maptain Cusk

@Bonez0r

4 жыл бұрын

Elon America

@parikshit793

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

The Rage Against the Machine reference was appreciated.

@scotty7132

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed lol

@gkm2928

3 жыл бұрын

Testify!!

*With muscles like that, the three of them can launch a rocket into space!*

@damiangames1204

3 жыл бұрын

Im sure they can throw fast, but maybe not 11km/s

@JohnWick-gv5cu

2 жыл бұрын

@@damiangames1204 wrong, its 11.2 km/s . . . . for those who are wondering, im being a bitch to a bitch

I legit though it was Elon Musk and he got buffed.

@thepuppetmaster9284

4 жыл бұрын

It could be his clone.

@dismafuggerhere2753

4 жыл бұрын

if Jeff Bezos can get swoll anything is possible

@waterbottlexd1298

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah riot buffed him and he’s OP

@duncanbowtell2607

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to say, Elon Musk is a better shout than evil captain America. The smell of Musk is everywhere!

@Hessed3712

4 жыл бұрын

Dimitris Koutelidas 🤣🤣🤣

‘Spready to the war gods’ best thing I’ve heard in a while!!

@normal6390

4 жыл бұрын

Military spready*

YES! Just seen this video a few days ago with my buddy and both of us said "OZZY MAN HAS GOT TO REVIEW THIS!" 😆 Thanks for the commentary, Ozzy Man!!!!

I knew as soon as I seen this on KZread I knew u would make a video on it keep up the great work ozzyman!

Me judging them while finishing my 5th bag of Cheetos for the day...

@zglrd8938

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck i want sheetos now

@DearHRS

4 жыл бұрын

don't buy dem pringles, they seem to forget that chips need to only occupy 49.98% of the available space

@ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858

4 жыл бұрын

Haha word

@genetix7173

4 жыл бұрын

" hmm that was sloppy, " swallows jugg of ice cream.

@cplcabs

4 жыл бұрын

Brian yep, most of them are now on the streets trying to get their 15 minutes of fame

I swear the combo of Katelyn Ohashi's smile and Ozzy Man's commentary generally make me feel like everything is going to be alright... I needed this.

@ronjones-6977

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, nah. This was just the first ripple in a tidal wave of shit. The world has gone to hell.

amazing work as always ozzy

Keep em comin! I saw this original video and thought you need to do a review! And sure enough!

Now I really want to watch the marines to do the Kaitlyn Ohashi Flippy Spinny Gymnastics while their mates sing along in the background.

@JohnJones-it3us

4 жыл бұрын

Great video and Imma let you finish, but Simone Biles is the greatest gymnast in the world!

@Rainbowgrrl

4 жыл бұрын

adhi sekar Oh hell yes I’d pay to see that!

I want to see Ozzy give that a go. The course, I mean.

@facelessandnameless

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

4 жыл бұрын

Liar. 😁

@semaj_5022

3 жыл бұрын

Uhh huh

@viperdemonz-jenkins

3 жыл бұрын

we all want to give that a go.

@R3dp055um

3 жыл бұрын

@@viperdemonz-jenkins HELL YEAH!

Love your channel. It was one of the channels that inspired me to start uploading content.

That's some next level lip reading you done there Ozzy Man. Well done.

Ozzy Man knowing its about the girth not the length? Top bloke

Yall remeber *"flippy one spinny two flippy spinny and BAAAAAAAAM FATALITY!"* Yeah those were good times...

@AndrewPonti

4 жыл бұрын

My fav Ozzy quote! I die every time........FATALITY!!!!!!!!!!!

I've done the O-course too many times. It's tough but I love it. Semper Fi!

Watched this last week....was like how did Ozzy miss this...he didnt!!! Fair dinkum

Katelyn looks like she just escaped from Aperture Science

@anprabh1

4 жыл бұрын

Goofy Goober GlaDOS only wanted her gone.

@neilwilson5785

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin cool observation. Love you.

@goofygoober2382

4 жыл бұрын

@@neilwilson5785 i love you too UwU

Someone: Humiliates themselves OzzyMan: Peace was never an option...

I am surprised she had such an issue with the pull-up and roll-over. No big surprise that the things to big for her little frame to wrap around she couldn't hold onto, but she was able to use them as steps.

About time ya did this ozzmate.

Brilliant, as always. Cheers Ozzy!!!

The Ohashi love makes me so happy. And she seems so much happier now she’s stepped down from elite competitions.

i needed you to be on a loudspeaker back in the days when i was running these courses. of course, this is just the easy level O-course, there are many more levels of asskicking difficulty out there.

"Military Spready to the War Gods" is forever now part of my vocabulary.

@makarabaduk1754

2 ай бұрын

Ozzyman reveals the secret of the war kilt.

I know I'm Australian but I didn't know I could be this early.

@god9831

4 жыл бұрын

TrojAn064 legendary comment

@rahulpoojari9266

4 жыл бұрын

the video is 3 min ago but your comment is 5 min ago

@jaredlobo504

4 жыл бұрын

There is another And another And another And- you get the drill a good percentage of peeps here are Aussie

@realfoggy

4 жыл бұрын

Upside down advantage. More blood rushes to your head there. Big Brain!

@sakroo19

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

after Ozzyman's first couple of videos I saw a doc on Katelyn here on KZread, as a kid she pretty much broke her back and thought her career was done. not only did she fight to back to health but to the top of her field. she's badass!

I've gotta say, jumping from one pole to the next is literally unheard of. Like, that is creative thinking!

I reached the point where I don't click on specific clips, because I think they are boring and stupid af, but when I discover the same video ozzyfied I happily watch it instantly and am excited like a toddler at christmas wondering what my favourite aussie has come up with. This is one of said clips.

Ozzy man content, always putting smiles on our faces

In a world gone mad, thank you Ozzy Man for the respite to enjoy some great humor!

"Press the menu button and choose the "boost" option." - that sounds like a solution to everything.

Everyone seemed like they had a good time, which made this fun to watch. She's probably 135 pounds and can't really compete in a course like this with Marines, but she's the best gymnast I ever saw.

@kevinnorris6157

7 ай бұрын

135? Haha she’s 4’10”. Despite her muscular lower half id say she’s still only about 105

She's not even 5 feet tall, so this was pretty impressive.

@tymo108

4 жыл бұрын

@Anony Moose I guess that makes them impressive too

@FranklynFMMcInnis

4 жыл бұрын

@Anony Moose It's impressive for anyone of that height to complete...male or female. Height makes a difference on courses. I saw this when I was enlisted.

@Djamonja

4 жыл бұрын

I was surprised at how much trouble she had with pull ups, climbing ropes, and pulling herself over those logs. I think she's so specialized in gymnastics (which she is absolutely amazing at) that she has never done this caveman stuff that a lot of us did in our youth.

@FranklynFMMcInnis

4 жыл бұрын

@@Djamonja The logs are a pain if you don't have long arms.

@Ailieorz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Djamonja she's also been retired for a while so not in peak condition. And like Ozzy said the women use momentum a lot on bars instead of the upper body heavy work on men's rings or pommel

“Evil Captain America” 🤣

This is better than the original. Thanks Ozzy Man!

All of the splinters, the metal is stupid hot on summer days, and all Marines have to do this course. Super fun honestly.

I'm a fan of "Spreadie to the gods" 😂😂😂😂

@MarijnvdSterre

4 жыл бұрын

So are the Gods ;D

The first OzzyMan video I ever watched was her floor routine. I'm still dead from that.

Considering she’s NEVER done this before, that was pretty amazing.

Thank you Ozzy Man for that synopsis. I started watching the original video but got bored halfway through and stopped.

"Massive military spready to the war gods" Ozzyman is officially insane 😂😂😂

"She is bringing flexibility to the US military" 😂😂😂😂

I've been waiting for this one for a while now. Hahaha awesome.

You do really nail down the dialog in these things.

So she can't actually finish the course cause she can't reach the bars...

@Outland9000

3 жыл бұрын

Awe... Bless! She's like 4' 10" or something.

@McMannis505

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah she’s literally 4’10” tall, I think we can make a slight exception for her in this case. Technically she has Dwarfism since dwarfism is legally an adult with height of 4’10” or less.

@windubitably

3 жыл бұрын

P88 that’s for males. Female dwarf height is 4’8”

@ianmcginnis5734

3 жыл бұрын

@shane marz damn right she is

@ImNotaRussianBot

3 жыл бұрын

She is super short.

0:01 Captain America's evil brother Austin😂

@garyhill4212

4 жыл бұрын

😅Classic 👊👹

Insanely funny commentary! Especially when doing those jumpy, spiny and spreadys to the gods. LOL

The amount of innuendoes is absolutely staggering 😁

"Spready to the War God's" If that's isn't something ozzy would say I don't know what is

The "spready to the war gods" made this 100% disabled American Veterans day. Thank you

@halcyon6098

4 жыл бұрын

And Thank You as well for all you've done for us. God Bless

@semaj_5022

3 жыл бұрын

That phrase will be randomly repeating in my brain now like a song you get stuck in your head. It was great lol

@tnuc748

3 жыл бұрын

You had to state the fact you're a 100% disabled veteran? Couldn't have just said ''you made my day.'' Curious.

@andrewlcks

3 жыл бұрын

@@tnuc748 dont forget "American" thats the most important

@sherri1699

3 жыл бұрын

TNUC uhh, maybe because it's a military routine and it brought back memories for him. This way we get an idea of why the video made his day.

I did that O course on Pendleton! Cool

That's got to be your best commentary so far, and I've watched a fuck ton of your videos. All hail The Ozzyman. (Bends at the waist like a diver on a volcano precipice to honor the Gods)

“Massive Military Spready”........ Spit out my coffee on that one. The brilliance of Ozzy Man.

You're basically obsessed with this woman at this point.

@chrisdelagarza8048

4 жыл бұрын

Who the hell isn’t obsessed with this woman. She’s fucking awesome

@guccisandals1611

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisdelagarza8048 can't argue with the facts.

@nautifella

4 жыл бұрын

Now if she only did Mexican weather updates, we might see him more.

@guccisandals1611

4 жыл бұрын

@@nautifella she might even be the new outro.

@pranavps851

4 жыл бұрын

Ozzyman has two obsessions - Katelyn Ohashi and Yanet Garcia.

I was wondering if Katelyn ever saw one of your videos and commented on them. She must love them!

You had me "On that lovely message, were gonna piss off"🤣

"she is bringing flexibility to the US military"

That was impressive!

Still waiting to see the follow-up vid where the Marines try doing floor routines like hers. I bet they'll be great...

That was the best description of that show ever.... LMMFAO 😂🤣

The way Ozzy Man made this sound at the end is like the Random Event in Runescape where you get the camo outfit 😂

@RJALEXANDER777

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck. Runescape. That name takes me back a bit.

@MrPaddy5526

4 жыл бұрын

@@RJALEXANDER777 i'm afraid you have to replay it now

When he said my job is to make sure she bails, I died💀😂

Haha good old Austin showing Sailors and Marines are beasts! Miss ya bro

Yeah we came for her amazing gymnastics, honestly amazing!

"She slides down to the base of the two poles, then transitions to the thicker poles" Is he making sexual innuendos?? "The girth of the shaft"

@wilfridjoseph5222

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I just listened in again... I think so

I thought those guys were giants and the course was super sized, until I found out Katelyn is only 4'10(147cm).

I just watched that video today and just discovered Ozzy Man Reviews today, and now I discovered this

Awesome legs on that Gold Medalist! What a sport...Thanks, I needed that!

😂😂evil captain America sounds damn funny with his face

Katelyn Ohashi vs US Marine: "The girth of the shaft of these two is no worries!" Wait... what?

@errateksines9103

3 жыл бұрын

that had me searching for your comment hahahah im dying with laughter...

You never disappoint 🤩🤩🤩😘

It looks like they all had a great time!

Good to see her get the recognition she has earned.

It must be difficult having to observe Katelyn going along the obstacle course, but someone's got to do it. Fine work, Ozzy Man.

Ozzy you love her mate....go get her!

Luc Longley footage in the last dance killed me... Well done.