Ah yes Our shining Caleb main So we got 1:50 Sadlub 3:02 Painle 6:55 Dan hunged *It gets Worst* 9:16 Dan Hunged imbibity bobity screwed 11:53 Broke Swan 13:13 Headacheron 14:35 No Sparks just Pain And Here comes the other builds Nicholas Leung’s Build’s 19:20 Dan Heng Imbibitor Lunae 20:24 Blade 20:40 Jingliu 20:51 Dan Heng 21:15 March 7th 21:25 Nick’s Caleb MC CHADSON CHAUGUS Build’s 22:35 Chadpard 22:55 Seele So if I had to summarize this video in one sentence all I can say “BRAIN CELLS ARE MADE TO BE LOSING!!!”

@simplydave9649

Ай бұрын

So you're telling me Nicholas is the only one with decently to properly built characters. Yeah, that checks out.

@Sans-km4ed

Ай бұрын

The way you described the entirety of this is accurate ☠️

@kurokun07

Ай бұрын

omg the dan hunged 💀💀🤣

@josueravena3464

Ай бұрын

Here I thought the tankeele build is the worst

@shannonsmith1589

Ай бұрын

In Bryson’s defense, he just started playing again AFTER CALEB RETURNED and already has better builds lmaoooo

caleb is the embodiment of what we think the trailblazer is

@bilbobaggins5091

Ай бұрын

fr

@gmoney9469

Ай бұрын

When the trailblazer said all their relics have speed stats, they lied!

@orein1880

Ай бұрын

My trailblazer would never (stelle atleast. Caelus is cooked because of caleb now)

@gameguy1337

Ай бұрын

The most perfectly cast actor in history

@quantumtheabyssalwolf950

Ай бұрын

@@gameguy1337aside from Jingyuan and Cyno, they feel like their VA is voiced by them

The anger coming out of Allegra almost feels like Acheron is gonna switch paths from Nihility to Destruction

@josueravena3464

Ай бұрын

Or her emanator mode

@GlennG297

Ай бұрын

Allegra letting out her inner demons 😂

@orein1880

Ай бұрын

She's about to weep for the departed

@tysonvienneau1830

Ай бұрын

Or the hunt because she's going to focus him and only him

@matteogalbusera1149

Ай бұрын

And that's why she's in her true emanator form in the thumbnail 😂😂😂

Caleb is how we see our protag. Head empty reacting to friends as events happen and throws wallet when needed

@crimsonraiderxv3422

Ай бұрын

And swings baseball bat when needed

@darkwhispersstories47

Ай бұрын

Dont forget the rails licking

@quantumtheabyssalwolf950

Ай бұрын

@@crimsonraiderxv3422 and dances like Michael Jackson when needed

@tylerleblanc5697

Ай бұрын

@@quantumtheabyssalwolf950and gets stabbed when needed

26:20 Caleb: *ARE WE REALLY JUST ROASTING ME FOR 30 MINUTES TO AN HOUR?!* Everyone: yea

@elimDBZ

27 күн бұрын

I love the energy of this video. It has the same kind of vibe of if the strawhats were roasting Luffy in his gaming skills

the fact he reached penacony with that... Absolute mindblown. Edit: somehow they're arguing on replies....

@CTY547

Ай бұрын

To be fair, the story content of Star Rail isn't that difficult.

@Smoggy6364

Ай бұрын

@@CTY547There are… quite a few players that have posted their massive skill issues with the most atrocious teams across the internet.

@NIKEYT-zj1pu

Ай бұрын

@@CTY547what what are you playing your telling Adventure wasn’t hard

@CTY547

Ай бұрын

@NIKEYT-zj1pu I've played through the main story, like 6 different times, and it is not that hard. It isn't until you start doing some other game modes or side quests when things start getting difficult.

@ShinyUmbreon106

Ай бұрын

@@NIKEYT-zj1puhe hasn’t fought adventurine at this point he did Sam’s fight and barely was able to do it

9:16 😂 ARCHERON LVL 1!?!?!

@zensuyu3577

Ай бұрын

Acheron*

@HaruuMel615

Ай бұрын

Acheron switched from Nihility to Destruction path RIP Trailblazer

@Bongaboi151

Ай бұрын

@@HaruuMel615 5-star Arlan.

@kgpadji2890

7 күн бұрын

Ok now you're saying her name like how Amalee said it, Archeron.

Lore accurate Caelus: just stumbling through shit without knowing wtf he's doing yet somehow still making it to the end

Caleb is so fucking lucky that HSR let so many events stick around, the amount of Stellar Jades he has just sitting there would make an gacha fan rabid Allegra's fury and Howard's pain is so relatable

@michaelhudson3331

Ай бұрын

Yes but I want to point out that in another stream, he admitted that he doesn't play Simulated Universe. So many weeks of rewards left to die T-T

@Vortex_ICEcold

Ай бұрын

I haven’t touched MOC yet and I’m lvl 55 💀. What are these events you speak of?

@josueravena3464

Ай бұрын

All those months of Trailblaze power, going to waster... Ugh... it hurts...

@Vortex_ICEcold

Ай бұрын

@@josueravena3464 I’m using it on relics and exp tho

@augustindie

Ай бұрын

@@Vortex_ICEcoldall the past events can be played and you can get the rewards from them (minus the limited event rewards like characters and lightcones)

this man, Caleb, just said when asked about why he doesn't have E6 Trailblazer: "I don't know how to do that!" our protagonist, ladies and gentlemen

It's honestly impressive that Caleb reached Penacony with characters like that.

@seafoodjapchae

Ай бұрын

With those builds omg😭

@miamor2624

Ай бұрын

He's basically playing in hard mode, we must commend him for that.

@SylarGKIW

Ай бұрын

Will be more funny & outstanding if he will beat Aventurine, and especially a Penacony Boss XD

@hoppie4263

Ай бұрын

@@SylarGKIWhe defeated Sam with the relics like this but I don’t know how the aventurine boss will go after seeing people with similar relics having trouble with the fight the trailblazer level being low might make it easier for him at least

@kurokun07

Ай бұрын

What's insane he didn't even build like half of the limited characters he got

3:51 nah, I instantly imagined Himeko gently gripping on Caelus' shoulders when Cia said that line LMAO

@usboko73

Ай бұрын

It was actually Topaz, not Himeko.

@Inkastar-tz8yd

25 күн бұрын

she just digs her nails into him

@True-Blue-Pikachu

14 күн бұрын

I think 10:40 is more accurate for Himeko.

THE ANGER IN ALLEGRA'S VOICE, IM DYING-

13:30 the fact that allegra just moan in disappointment

@Lukin69232

Ай бұрын

;-;

@velconx15

Ай бұрын

Followed up with a squeaky toy

@josueravena3464

Ай бұрын

Wait, I don't think he was when they did Acheron group pull... But I did know he got Aventurine's LC and Bill was 2nd

@itzzyammy5964

Ай бұрын

Bro-

@crimsonraiderxv3422

Ай бұрын

She just casually gave us an example of Acheron moaning. 💀

Caleb took the trashcan approach to HSR too literally. ;)

@Bongaboi151

Ай бұрын

He truly IS the Trashblazer. Tatalov shedding tears of joy right now. MAN.

Allegra malding over the level 1 Acheron will never not be funny. I FRICKING CANT IM CRYING 😂😂😂

Caleb adds so much chemistry and funny moments in the group, with his mic peaking and unique phrases (Kamehamehahaha & Tummy)

@MugWitch

Ай бұрын

I love him so much. He’s so funny!!

Allegra Clark’s reaction to seeing her character at Lv 1 😂😂😂😂😂 9:16

8:20 Allegra really constrasts the personality of her character

@Nabbitman

Ай бұрын

Her getting so pissed at Caleb for not doing the events and Acheron are hilarious. God, I love this women (not romantically, just as a person)

@It_a_Kis

Ай бұрын

Her inner Beidou leaked out 💀

@blank6037

Ай бұрын

Allegra about to execute Caleb

"I didn't read the tutorial!" WE KNOW, CALEB. WE *ALL.* *KNOW!!!* IT'S INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS!!!!!!

Caleb who casually e6 his friend's character just for show. That's the biggest flex one can have

14:04 Alegra scream omg

@kgpadji2890

Ай бұрын

I think she said, "Put the Light Cone on her."

@TheIdiotHimself42

Ай бұрын

She did but I understand how difficult it was to interpret 😂

Caleb really has his Acheron in mint condition

@blitzboy2934

12 күн бұрын

Jesus Christ

Caeleb : the gamble boy. Emily and Sam : So you have chosen death.

Just realized that both Allegra and Caleb have Shenpai's pompom art as their pfp in discord. Love seeing her interactions with the VAs, and I'm glad she's getting the recognition she deserves.

@curryfishheadenjoyer

27 күн бұрын

Been with shenpai since her base persona 5 days, I agree shen is a treasure

@blitzboy2934

12 күн бұрын

@@curryfishheadenjoyerI’m glad she’s been enjoying the game as much as everyone else has. I watch Alejandro (Jing Yuan’s VA) on twitch, and she exudes gremlin energy both in her videos and in twitch chat. She fits right in

allegra’s pitch when seeing caleb’s empty acheron is truly astounding, this account is basically departed, and I too weep for the departed

caleb is literally the embodiment of if Caelus played HSR. It's so much fun to watch you guys!!

So in the 2.2 special program (specifically what is essentially Robin trailer). Caleb loudly declares he will “e6” Robin (and empty out his wallet), I have a Feeling he might actually do that but still have no idea how to build her or use her😂😂😂

@amaugust7285

Ай бұрын

Watch him have E6 Robin and not have any FuA char on a team with her.

@fr0ck360

Ай бұрын

​@@amaugust7285Robin with Fu Xuan, Fire MC, and Luocha team comp lol

@BlackTigr

Ай бұрын

I mean he's gonna HAVE to empty his wallet since he clearly doesn't bother getting jade from anywhere else.

@guillermocervisalmeron2209

Ай бұрын

Like, its only attack 😅

@YouDonkeyfu

Ай бұрын

​@@amaugust7285 Speak of which, did caleb redeem Dr ratio ?

Caleb "I play the game" Yen

24:29 Caleb has more ropes on his floor than he has ropes on his account

@PLBiohazard

Ай бұрын

Ropes? That's a very strange way to spell whips!

Ironic isn't it, how Caleb voices basically the most powerful being, but has a trash acc that the entire community can clown on

Oh god not the green Caleb.......... NOT GREEN!!!!!

Caleb is already on the Nihility path trailblazer

Molly: Shows Calebs account Everyone: dissapointment/rage.exe has activated

Caleb's incompetence at the game makes me feel so good about myself and my team.

Honestly despite not understanding the game and not building his characters, its pretty impressive Caleb got to Penacony

@asafesseidonsapphire

19 сағат бұрын

I guess it's because of Equilibrium 2.

#OURSHININGCALEBMAIN 🎉

@BellaH20JAW

Ай бұрын

YES #OURSHININGCALEBMAIN!

@anyacad021

Ай бұрын

I will join you #OURSHININGCALEBMAIN

@sarahouillette1357

23 күн бұрын

#OURSHININGCALEBMAIN!!

20:42 "I didn't know that they could be yellow" I'm sorry what

Caleb is just caelus but irl 😭

It's probably going to be a hot take, but I commend Caleb for playing the way he does while still enjoying the game. Can you imagine that? No need to worry about relic grind, substat luck, trace material grind and the inconsistent drop rate, credit and exp drought, etc. He's having a far more pure experience than any of us. Good for him, I say. Good for him. But god is it painful seeing his builds. And he really should do the side contents.

@seafoodjapchae

Ай бұрын

It's not a hot take.if he likes it,it's fine

@hoppie4263

Ай бұрын

Just wait for him to reach the aventurine boss you need a build team to fight him

@asafesseidonsapphire

18 сағат бұрын

​@@hoppie4263I mean if he level his characters he probably could just brute force it.

Caleb’s account is so real tho 😭

@shinjimatou6778

Ай бұрын

I wish it wasn't

@Cxlzu

Ай бұрын

⁠@@shinjimatou6778”I wish it wasn’t’🙉🤪🤪

@SparkShadow212

Ай бұрын

True, it does exist unfortunately.

@llewellz

Ай бұрын

I wish his account followed the path of nihility

@vluckie3309

Ай бұрын

How is it real? Someone 2 hours in has a better account than Caleb

15:20 And that's how world peace was achieved between the Seele and Acheron fans ...until the Jade nation attacked.

@kkkggg19

29 күн бұрын

Nah, she's pink. Not to be confused with Tanky Pink. She's Hurty Pink.

Absolutely ran into the ground

8:21 Allegra screaming into our ears is sending me 😭

“Are you going to at the very least take your PRESERVATION trailblazer off of the break set?” “I don’t know what that means.” “Exactly.”

The irony of Caleb’s Imbibitor being the character he’s invested in the most LMAOOOO

I honestly wouldnt have it any other way, this is proof they cast the right person for Caelus.

I can't believe caleb really is caelus irl oh my god

12:15 You know it’s bad when there’s a green relic 😂

@ebc6970

14 күн бұрын

20:43 He really said he didn't know it could be yellow 😭

Remember: If you think your character builds are bad, you're not as bad as Caleb.

Emily was just there, like an introvert kid in a sunday picnic.

19:57 And unfortunately, as if this was fates cruel prank, Caleb still got the last laugh in the eidolon race. Truly, we are nothing but destinies playthings if such a horror exists.

@Bongaboi151

Ай бұрын

#ThanksElio

A lvl 1 acheron still blows my mind.

@kgpadji2890

Ай бұрын

Not to me, because I have a lvl 1 Imbibitor Lunae myself.

4:25 "I love when everybody understands my frustration with Caleb account." Archeron's VA : *proceeds with a sad breath like she's had enough and pulling his sword out*

Ahh the roast of Caelus segment.

5:33 everyone starts somewhere in star rail but yeah a sign of someone not knowing how the gameplay and team building works in star rail 😅

@BlackTigr

Ай бұрын

And really not doing much to help themselves, so they just flounder and barely manage to keep from drowning in the super shallow end of the pool. Wondering why they keep getting their butts handed to them in battle.

The collectove ooohhhh of disappointment from everyone seeing all level 1 traces and a green relic. 😂😂😂

1:57 Good old stream exposing Caleb (who voices the male MC in star rail) as kinda a noob. I am sorry it’s kinda hard to dispute that fact 😅😅😅

@elimDBZ

Ай бұрын

He's basically what everyone in the shield hero series thinks regarding naofumi's skill level and knowledge

Only partially pictured here is Shenpai in chat losing her mind with everyone 9:55

I LOVE YOUR CONTENT MOLLO!!! PLEASE NEVER STOP

@MercyTN581

Ай бұрын

*molly

@asa_andromeda

Ай бұрын

@@MercyTN581well the channel is called mollo zhang loll

@MercyTN581

Ай бұрын

@@asa_andromeda true

Caleb is Lore accurate 😂 he loves Trash (account)

16:00 Honestly, Caleb’s excuse for a naked Acheron is one of the most “That’s dumb. That’s…Brilliant” things I’ve heard in months (“No, it’s just dumb!”)

Truly one of the accounts of all time

That night, we learned just how fitting Caleb’s casting was. (It was somehow more fitting than we realized)

Allegra about to draw her blade on caleb

As someone working on maxing all TB paths, this hurt lmao

@ninovito4845

Ай бұрын

As one who did max my Trailblazer even with the relics this is just PAIN

@blazingstorm9351

Ай бұрын

@@ninovito4845as someone who hasn’t maxed all TB paths but has her max relics and all eidolons, this hurts.

Caleb being able to get to Penacony is a massive plot armor. He's the mc alright lol

I lost it at Allegra "This isn't the flex you think it is" xD 12:45

Allegra sounds like an angry mom and I'm here for it xD

I can't with the evil nun 😭

I'm so glad this part of the stream made it to KZread

Petition to have Caleb have a chat with a bunch of theorycrafters to help him build his units. Now I wonder how he would have faired in March Madness.

@blazingstorm9351

Ай бұрын

I’m thinking either Sevy or Braxophone. Caleb is not yet ready for MrPokke or Zy0x.

@LilGui-ko7hn

19 күн бұрын

Zy0x would roast Caleb till he’s well done😭🤣

4:27 haha outright saying what the cats is saying. Sorry Caleb.

Allegra is so offended 😂😂

Allegra just losing her mind and screaming in the background when they pulled out acheron is so relatable 😭

that green relic was DIABOLICAL

Caleb is precious.

i love how Howard only reacts to "naked" on Acheron xD

@beanik835

18 күн бұрын

Who wouldn’t

31:43 luka channeling his inner Joseph Jostar

this sounds like the parents found their kid's failed homework LMAO

Noooo you guys roasted him, he's now fire element but from all the roasting oomggg 😭

HOW ON EARTH HE PLAYS THE GAME IF HE GOT THE LIMITED CHARACTER AND DECIDED TO DO NOTHING?!! I ONLY HAVE E1 SEELE AND E1 KAFKA HE HAS E6 IL!!!? AND HE DIDN'T MAX UP HIM!!? I'M LOSING MY BRAIN

"Well if you think about it, it's normal" "What" "What" "What"

Chat sabotaging the poor MC of the game. Bless his heart, what a champion.

My brain is melting this is so upsetting

I love how casual Caleb is. 😂 It's just a vibe.

allegra's rage building throughout the video was hilarious

ToT Oh Caleb, our sweet summer child… please take care of our sweet boi Caelus huhu 😂

this moment was amazing

My soul left my body after seeing that e6 DIL at level 50 and me here crying since Im a f2p DIL main ;(

This made me feel so much better about my account lmao 💀 (thank you Caleb for being bad at the game)

The fear in Caleb's voice at the start, oh my.

14:53 I see shenpai in the chat, glad she is experiencing Caleb weird play style.

I am baffled. Purely baffled and unbelievable. No more no less 😂

@sarahouillette1357

23 күн бұрын

You're befuddled and have been cornbobbled

Caleb's arc is just getting started. He hasn't broken any rules but to us, he already broke several.

Caleb is impressive in the worst way possible

I love Caleb!! He’s so cute here, and Molly literally bullying him with others thats all I need to watch! And yes I love you a lot too Molly!! ❤❤

Stelle VA's profile is down to earth raccoon, Noicee

This is such a cute thumbnail, it’s awesome, seeing chajii’s work here

They are the perfect group of friends to watch play this game