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@Electron_Herder
11 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@user-ws1xe9on1j
11 ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢
@kaiyung6813
11 ай бұрын
What in the jesus fxxking christ did i just see
@HoiHoang-io5bj
11 ай бұрын
33333333333₫₫3333333333333333333333333
@HoiHoang-io5bj
11 ай бұрын
3333333333333
Honey I'm going to get some milk" 💀
@janiellearnaiz8194
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ItsBunnixdoesGacha
Жыл бұрын
Wife: “ but we still have milk “ Wife’s thoughts: oh wow he already left
@ItsBunnixdoesGacha
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shipper-of-heart8898
Жыл бұрын
Im going to get milk and cigarettes
@maquinariapesada6119
Жыл бұрын
wow
Lesson learnt: don't watch KZread shorts at 2 am
@pepepatrick6217
11 ай бұрын
i hope never make that mistake again
@Meow_meow777
11 ай бұрын
How did u know…
@MeliMarzzz
11 ай бұрын
It's like 12:20AM
@Pikachufps3
11 ай бұрын
I’m watching at 11 pm 😮
@mysterioussmiley7578
11 ай бұрын
Yes, Was about to sleep but i guess it can wait :) Need to find some cute/wholesome vids
Nahhh bro ain't getting the milk bro is getting the whole grocery store ☠️💀☠️💀💀☠️
@Kiara_kh
3 ай бұрын
Bro ain't getting the milk bro is getting the entire population of cows 💀
@marissaravianputri4640
Ай бұрын
Bro ain't getting milk hes getting a new family💀
@Duocomingforu
Ай бұрын
Bro ain't getting milk he's getting a crucifix 💀💀💀
@dexterjhonmatias9800
Ай бұрын
Yeah
@zoekassoff6003
Ай бұрын
Bro ain't getting milk he getting a therapist.
Child: *speaks* you're not the father. Dad: *Shocked* 😨
@premiumheadpats4150
2 ай бұрын
Dad: Oh, thank God. I'm outta here!
@omariongatbonton885
2 ай бұрын
The father as the child say it: hell yes you're a demon anyways
"You are not the father"
@gamingainaz8792
Жыл бұрын
😐😂 but I thought it was the dead childs zombie
@Ranz_O
Жыл бұрын
@@gamingainaz8792 😐😑
@Nevaeh546
Жыл бұрын
@@Ranz_O wait to ruin this with your nasty comment🙄😑😐
@Ranz_O
Жыл бұрын
@@Nevaeh546 oh ye? How
@Kitysgacha
Жыл бұрын
@@Ranz_O rude
She still love the child even if its dangerous it reminds me of *mothers love*
@raw_oyster
9 ай бұрын
Is it a movie?
@heimeimei
9 ай бұрын
@@raw_oystergame of thrones
@Jabamski
8 ай бұрын
Isn’t that the plot of God of War 4?
@user-bl4nv8lq7f
6 ай бұрын
En todo caso ama el recuerdo...no al cuerpo muerto que es un ser oscuro y no natural
@TheKingofBunga2912
4 ай бұрын
Why would I even trust a baby from Satan?
Mother's love cannot be limited to what you are and what you'll be. She still loves you the same.
@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
3 ай бұрын
Yeah no. Real life isn’t like that. My grandmother abandoned my father as a child. And unlike the baby in this, he was just a normal child. Imagine if he was an actual monster. Even my mother, who loves me, told me that she would definitely get me arrested if I ever did something terrible (she had just finished watching some news about a horrible crime committed by some psychopath).
@Damian.84
2 ай бұрын
Nah bro look at that demon she is crazy for loving gollums brother💀
@Zoey.closely4689
2 ай бұрын
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 wow
@yumalove7223
Ай бұрын
@@Damian.84 that’s just the same baby it looks matter to you so much then you will not be as good of a parent
@Damian.84
Ай бұрын
@@yumalove7223 yeah atleast i wont put ipads to the kids face and kill their brain also do you not see that the baby is an literal demon if it was ugly then idc but its an demon
That is an adorable child.
@TheKingofBunga2912
4 ай бұрын
Bruh it's not
@Ariannalilyy
4 ай бұрын
@@TheKingofBunga2912it’s sarcasm
@IluminousOne-9.7.2
4 ай бұрын
Truly an angel!
@Xdedided
3 ай бұрын
yes i agree, Its an Angel From Heaven!😊
@Slayforever58
2 ай бұрын
@@FamiliarBlmp3312 it literally popped out of a pot after the wife preformed some demon-summoning ritual with a red pentagon on the ground and looks like that.👁👄👁
Father: shit. Gotta get some holy water
@B1_1_9_7_5
Жыл бұрын
I am a Norse pagan so in my religion we just throw it to the deepest parts of helheim or just burn it with fire
@theunknown1760
Жыл бұрын
Spills whole bucket on baby
@CashSwagg9374
Жыл бұрын
@@theunknown1760 bro needs more than a bucket.
@yourelbyno
Жыл бұрын
u mean holy milk?
@yukikitsune9818
Жыл бұрын
use holy shit
Stories about giving birth or connected with, always giving me chills.
@Gazing-09
Жыл бұрын
They make me sad.
@wilsonrisa23
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, *BRITH* They corrected it :O
@Gazing-09
Жыл бұрын
@@wilsonrisa23 ... Huh. I didn't even notice.
@sinamaruthaitetsu3005
Жыл бұрын
@@wilsonrisa23 brithish
@the_gabagoo_man
Жыл бұрын
i love giving brith
“Hey we ran out of mlik and cigarettes bye honey” “But we have mli-“ *RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE SLAMING THE DOOR*
Your child it's so beautiful
@Blueberrycupcke
8 ай бұрын
What child that is a DEMOM 👀
@liviavieira6392
2 ай бұрын
NO HES A FREAKING DEMON
@yumalove7223
Ай бұрын
@@liviavieira6392 still a child
@yumalove7223
Ай бұрын
@@Blueberrycupcke so
Roses are red Violets are blue That little demon is gonna eat them soon
@imrytebeehyneu
Жыл бұрын
That didn't rhyme
@catsalwayslivetome
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
This might be the one time where i do encourage a father to go to the store
@darkblade3392
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@travienjackson
Жыл бұрын
fr man needs to go but im worried that thing might follow him
@xcrosslan8207
Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@tristanc2154
Жыл бұрын
Maybe he should take a 20 hour flight to Australia and get the milk there
@travienjackson
Жыл бұрын
@@tristanc2154 true but you know them demons be having weird powers
I would’ve pulled the ultimate dad move and get the milk
This KZreadr gets an award for the most sweat on characters!
A child who can protect his parents when he grows up will not be attacked by any robbers.
@JimbobTheBird
Жыл бұрын
Step 1: Pull your foot back Step 2: Push said foot forward
@The_Essence_of_Void963
11 ай бұрын
Dad: Parents? Nah just parent, I’m going to get some cigarettes and maybe some milk.
@fatima-qd9ws
11 ай бұрын
Jumiyeh
@secret_delta
11 ай бұрын
AH HELL NAW THATS A SUS PFP
@user-bb4wf1jd3k
10 ай бұрын
@@JimbobTheBird🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😱😱😱😱😱😞😞😞😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤨🤨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Just what I needed to see at 3 in the morning
@Ibella_watermelon
11 ай бұрын
Me too know I’m dead I can’t sleep
@grimreaper_barbie
10 ай бұрын
I am also seeing this at 3am
“Oh hell nah I am sorry what the fawk is that”😭
@thuytienlepham6116
9 ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢 WOW 😅
The cute baby " 😻❤
@Blueberrycupcke
8 ай бұрын
It’s not a baby it a DEMON
@alaf1421
Ай бұрын
Umm excuse me but what the affcule fawk
@NenitaCabalisa
28 күн бұрын
@@Blueberrycupcke your rhit its a demon
Just became a father of a 6 week old baby and at the same time people we know lost their baby a week afther birth... When my girlfriend showed me the picture of the dead baby I just started crying and was sad for the parents... but happy because it did not happen to my son... nature is hard to everyone no exceptions. Be thankfull that this world has not taken your child.
@colinl5951
9 ай бұрын
I used to pick them up for transport. Babies and kids are the hardest.
@knuppelrups13labadabadubdu90
9 ай бұрын
@@dolla1996 is that so? I wonder how, but my moral of the story is that all children are innocent. But if you think that way about childern I hope your life spam is short.
@Platymapuss
5 ай бұрын
@@dolla1996 I don't think he's glad the other children died, but I think he's extremely grateful his did not. The pain and loss of others makes people grateful for what they still have.
@YUN6_V3NUZ
2 ай бұрын
@@knuppelrups13labadabadubdu90 youre talking to someone who i assume was saying that they transported children to and from places safely, and your response is to say that you hope they don't live long? You REALLY shouldn't be involved in your own child's life if you wish such bad things upon people for practically no reason.
@KING-ZEAL
2 ай бұрын
The poor guy who said pick them up for transport was talking about for the funeral home. He was saying it is difficult for him. People cannot read or infer idiotic things.
Lesson learnt: don’t watch KZread shorts at 5am☠️☠️☠️
@user-mw8dw3qh4b
4 ай бұрын
yep
@Hash_B
2 ай бұрын
realll
@Nqrii
2 ай бұрын
Fr
@user-rs5iw3mb2k
2 ай бұрын
So true tell me about it
@user-non-binary-tojiro
Ай бұрын
5:30 and i just watching it
POV:you go super Saiyan so hard that A demon comes out of you.
عسى أن تكرهو شيء وهو خير لكم وعسى أن تحبو شيء وهو شر لكم . صدق الله العظيم 😌😌😌
''Sweetie I'm gonna get some milk for the baby be right back,, ''But he drinks bloo-,, ''HE DRINKS MILK,,
@wirbelchen5379
Жыл бұрын
HE NEED SOME MILK
@marilynrodriguez7793
Жыл бұрын
Did you watch lanky box?!?!? 😂😂😂
@_Sunflower_Field_
Жыл бұрын
@@marilynrodriguez7793 I don't even know who that is so nope. Is it a KZreadr ?
@Were-A-and-L
11 ай бұрын
@@_Sunflower_Field_yes
@LocalDepressedPerson.
10 ай бұрын
@_Sunflower_Field_ you don't know lankybox srsly 💀 😅
Awww, sad but atleast they got a demon🙂
@bilelsmith6333
Жыл бұрын
Yeah better than nothing 😁
@WrathOfWater5931
Жыл бұрын
Hey, if he learns to be human, he'd be a darn good worker.
@TastyToez
Жыл бұрын
I mean they’re sorta the same- Except one is an actual demon.
@KitsuneOfDoom
Жыл бұрын
@@WrathOfWater5931 flipping burger patties
@WrathOfWater5931
Жыл бұрын
@@KitsuneOfDoom Nah, working heavy duty work. Lifting, building, ect - gotta use that demon strength for something.
The illustrations are just bone-chilling.
赤ちゃんが生まれたのはいいけどモンスターに見えるからこわい😭😭😭
How Muzan Kibutsuji was born All jokes aside this is scary
@mooshroom3475
Жыл бұрын
muzan was born a normal baby until he told a doctor to inject him something to cure his illness but it turned him into a demon.
@CheeseHyeon
Жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment this as well💀
@lasierva05ventura
Жыл бұрын
😅
@dilwaramannan7774
Жыл бұрын
I think you mean muzan Jackson
@Blueberrycupcke
8 ай бұрын
To this day both of his parents are dead because he ate em
... And they lived happily ever after 👏👏👏
@zacchaeustayros5555
Жыл бұрын
This is so spooky because of the baby 😱😱😱
@kick7095
Жыл бұрын
WOW
@Lizard.434
Жыл бұрын
even the father does cuz he went to go get the milk
@sebswede9005
10 ай бұрын
@@Lizard.434 nah, the mother sacificed her husband to become a meal for her demon baby. Female mind is scary.
The normal baby in Ohio be like:
@LocalDepressedPerson.
10 ай бұрын
💀
@Blueberrycupcke
8 ай бұрын
I’ve been to Ohio once but you right
Thats How You Born Muzan, The Demon Slayer
Your beauty never scared me.
damn bro she performed human transmutation without losing any body parts
@helperdude8205
Жыл бұрын
someone soul enter the body and remake it
@ZephLodwick
Жыл бұрын
The matter for the baby came from Hell.
@helperdude8205
Жыл бұрын
@@ZephLodwick well baby came from the 3 place not hell or god land but the land of lost soul
@user-of4cs8lw8w
Жыл бұрын
i think she lost her organs
@helperdude8205
Жыл бұрын
@@user-of4cs8lw8w MOST LIKELY as the skin and most stuff in to be remake
I would never bring back our first born. But we are definitely blessed having two sons who came after him.
“FATHER MAY I PLEASE INTERACT WITH THE OTHER YOUNGLINGS OUTSIDE”
Angel Dantalian is never mistaken. That's not a child. That's an imp
@Kitdolf_kitler
Жыл бұрын
100% imp
@the_Mongolian
Жыл бұрын
when imp is sus
@Magnet-pj2kr
Жыл бұрын
🐌: guys am super fast than anyone Isopods: bro am a hedgehog and I can turn into a ball ant colony: guys can we chill baby ant: I need a dad spider: ok am u dad baby ant: 😳😳😳 that one kid who hate bugs: am going to kill u all every soldier ant: bet 15 hours later the kid: OH NO ants: 😈 *and the ants are now having sex together😭🤓💀🗿📸*
@-tenma-
Жыл бұрын
@@Magnet-pj2kr what the actual fu-
@pujatalukder4098
Жыл бұрын
@@Magnet-pj2kr where do you even get this 🧐
To be honest, I’m very curious how the kid will look like growing up. 🤔
@antoinedabesthello8725
Жыл бұрын
A fked up spidet
@VicinalElk44104
Жыл бұрын
Gollum
@phantom_wolf1956
Жыл бұрын
@@VicinalElk44104 🤣
@Blueberrycupcke
8 ай бұрын
Tommy from life of luxury
This, uh…. Uhm… I felt for the couple at the beginning/middle… as we have been trying to start a family for 8 yrs now & keep losing the pregnancies… so, this really hit home & dug deep…. but I can say however that we have not done the last part of I’ll…. Nor do we plan to… but… I do understand the desperation she is going through… damn do I ever…. 😢😢😢
@YUN6_V3NUZ
2 ай бұрын
womp womp
Bro these comics are so unhinged
all fun and games until the demon gets hungry
@catsalwayslivetome
Жыл бұрын
real
@maio0077
11 ай бұрын
Man, he'll devour her chest
@sebswede9005
10 ай бұрын
The wife will sacrifice her husband's flesh and blood to feed her demon baby. Then she will bring more male victims into her home, to sacrifice thier flesh and blood to feed the demon child. Oh, motherhood. The Female mind is scary.
A mom's love bring back her baby's alive 🥲
@christianmarshal6117
Жыл бұрын
Calling that thing a monster is crazy… I think it might be a stretch to even call it alive. It might be alive but whatever the child was before whatever it’s reanimated body is now is something else.
@MarianaVargas-vc8kt
Жыл бұрын
Niño eso no mira métete a WhatsApp sacó a las
@ahmedtag3904
Жыл бұрын
Will you see in islam allah forbids calling upon forces from beyond the human Realm because the result will always be something Horrid like this, that thing is not alive nor is it her baby its a demon and it has to be banished
wow. this really made me look at life differently, very inspiring!
@DarkboxSilentHorror
11 ай бұрын
Glad you liked it!
@Pedrolegos24
Ай бұрын
This us why you should use condoms!
@alaf1421
Ай бұрын
@@DarkboxSilentHorrorwhy is the characters awalys sweating??
Y'all...when you hear Wayward son blasting in the streets Don't worry about it just stay in the house
This hit hard for me. I know someone whose pregnant daughter her newlywed's car crashed. The daughter and kid survived, but the father didn't.
Bro really made a nen contract for a baby 💀🤝💀
These little vignettes are absolutely delightful!
The baby is allways cute. The baby:
"I'm gonna go get some milk" 💀💀
Wow ! Que fuerte sentimiento de una madre
@normamartinez503
11 ай бұрын
😅veda
@biannyarias3345
9 ай бұрын
Hola😢😢😢😢
It's so sad and terrifying at the same time.
This is what I really need to see at 3 AM💀💀💀💀
Zero comments, youtube is still drinking on tea job, again.... Edit: I missed the spelling. I was to put the but I miss click into tea....oppss
@keongputer
Жыл бұрын
same here
@carrot_botcat
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@avengspidey7713
Жыл бұрын
Same man
@phantom_wolf1956
Жыл бұрын
Same
This is why I need to stop my short addiction especially at night cause it's always the scariest thing post in shorts
I’m home alone let’s watch KZread! KZread when I’m home alone :
1:38 literally me everytime i come across an enemy or my siblings
Random part 2: the mother was a vampire like her baby so when the father realized the truth he didn't panic so they became a happy family
Well at least his back but his different from all. Of us
SHE DON'T CARE IF HER CHILD IS A SCARY MONSTER SHE STILL LOVE HER CHILD AND TAKING CARE OF IT
“One more short before bed” the short
@Zueu_May
Ай бұрын
Real💀👍
This is the story of how micheal from faith was made lol
@behlulnarin366
Жыл бұрын
😕💩
Man that gave me the chills
That's actually so sad, amagine losing a child, dealing with the loss and trying to help your partner, your partner doing anything to get the child back and when they do and they're happy, you can't be happy because your creeped out..
**"The Sin of Lust....."**
Ethan Winters just can’t get a break, can he
A really heartwarming and cute story.
@Blueberrycupcke
8 ай бұрын
You call that cute and heartwarming!?
Thanks, now I won't fall asleep👌👍👍👍
Lots of sweat...they're either in the twilight zone or in purgatory/hell...or they have a suffocating atmosphere (that's why there are so many car accidents, bad braking due to humidity and stuffiness). Either way, it's a different world. Not ours....
The neighbor : it turns out your wife cheated on you with the mailman 😅
alternate title: women gives birth to demon the ending is SHOCKING
She could of just have a next child if she want a child so bad 💀💀
Wife: were are you going Husband: I'm just going to buy milk
I really didn’t need this before bed💀
Imagine being this husband
I searched up “•” and this came up😭👍
[Starts screaming ASMR] _AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_
where are the demon slayers?SANEMI ITS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!
That is no child😨
Be honest, who else searched “.”?
One last short before bed The short:💀
Nah i am throwing that thing out the window .
how did she know adt black magic?
@DarkboxSilentHorror
Жыл бұрын
Internet?
@HijikiArts36
Жыл бұрын
:0 woo
@HijikiArts36
Жыл бұрын
:0 really?
"Baby I'm gonna get the milk" 💀
i want this creature, i want to adopt it.
@Nutella_gamer
3 ай бұрын
I hope your being sarcastic
@zombikitkat
3 ай бұрын
@@Nutella_gamer *give me the creature.*
@Nutella_gamer
2 ай бұрын
@@zombikitkat im going to poor holy water at it
@zombikitkat
2 ай бұрын
@@Nutella_gamer NO
@Nutella_gamer
2 ай бұрын
@@zombikitkat Yes. If that thing is real
This always why you should be carefull when driveing
Normal births in Ohio be like:
Is that child perhaps... DIO!!!!?
The father: hay honey i have to get milk 🍼 our child hon😅😅
omg I having the shivers
😨😵
“She loved the baby” The baby:😈🧏
Как появился внук(ребёнок) бабки гренни:
this make me story cringe.
Oh my gosh
Why Do people in these comics always sweat so much 💀
Full stop punctuation is crazy💀
How do I get more episodes
The fact that the tags say EmotionalDamage 😭
when i saw the baby i was like I NEEDA GET HOLYWATER