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Opie & Anthony: Roast of Rich Vos' "Stand Up"
The Boys, Patrice the Great, and Luscious Lips Mecurio destroy Vos over his disgusting crack mouth, greasy jerry curl, and pathetic comedy. I still don't understand how this mess got Bonnie McFarlane.
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“White trash Dracula” may be the best insult ever. We’ll always love ya Patrice.
@jasonwolfe3252
2 жыл бұрын
I spit out my coffee lmao
@embracethenoid9085
Жыл бұрын
@Goochisz Magoochisz sounds like words from a white trash dracula.
@scottehm86
Жыл бұрын
Vos was in Near Dark.
@tecno8335
8 ай бұрын
@n0th4ckinq it was great. Laugh dude
@JoshBruin77
5 ай бұрын
@1x0xNo. He's worshipped like a God, because most people found him late and believed they either missed out, or didn't get enough, of something special.
Vos is always at his funniest when he's being trashed. Then people start getting behind him and he cracks.
@CatnamedMittens
5 жыл бұрын
When he's hot he's hot. There were a few episodes where he was sizzling. Although Rich Vos being trashed was always hilarious.
@TheSlammurai
5 жыл бұрын
Vos was at his best during the Spinning Wheel of Death show, where Ant, Jim, Bobby, and Vos just trashed Opie and each other for about an hour. It was one of the funniest shows in O and A history, if you ask me.
@defaultusername123
5 жыл бұрын
Hamburger
@Harr1s0n_Berger0n
4 жыл бұрын
@@CatnamedMittens One of the funniest jokes I ever heard was Vos at the Patrice roast. It was something like "Did you ever see black guys who lean while they're driving because they think it looks cool? Patrice does it to keep his car level." I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a joke.
@Spootnik
3 жыл бұрын
Vos is like a tank of a comedian. He just keeps taking hits until he eventually fires that cannon and takes out whoever he's aiming for
Patrice is the ultimate roaster. And I'm not talking about prepared Comedy Central roasts, I'm talking about flat out making fun of somebody for an hour straight. Best ever.
@gmb7200
5 жыл бұрын
Patrice slays, prepared material or not
@HamsterWheelGaming
4 жыл бұрын
100%. His joke about pyramid brick building dust fucking killed me when I heard it for the first time
@BIGMONEYPLAYER1
4 жыл бұрын
I like when he plays the friendship card to make it worse " this hurts me cause I love you"
@fraymond3
4 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Whitebread go shit in your hat. Ya contrarian piece 'o shyte!
@freudgv
3 жыл бұрын
When he started singing we are the champions as vos i knew at that moment that we shouldnt be afrsid to die. That man is gone.
It's just mind-blowing how funny Patrice could be with his improvised comebacks. Most comedians struggle to ever write a bit as funny as Patrice could be on a regular conversation. He was simply a genius
“Are you saying we should light a lighter and sing along to your Hackness”-Patrice 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The Jews didn't even look that bad when they were slaves" Jesus Christ . Another amazing Patrice line
" He was just a crack head break dancer on the side doing this." God that was funny. Miss Patrice man. miss the old show.
@zacharyhoffman5252
3 жыл бұрын
@@IlIlIllIIIlllI hey asshole, go fuck yourself you bag of shit.
"You're a lawn ornament you're not an 8!" That made me laugh. Other than that, Paul pretty much stunk.
Patrice was hilarious. And Vos can dish it out as good as he gets.
They were roasting him for almost 30 minutes before they actually play the tape
@DefaultName-du3kr
9 жыл бұрын
+Kweation They roasted him on Nortons episode too. He stinks.
@thelolmaster1997
7 жыл бұрын
def. name just because Jim's a pussy if they went into him like vos he'd kill himself
@-Trauma.
7 жыл бұрын
thelolmaster1997 Damn never thought about it like this but I guess Patrice's line about Norton "being the shape of any container you put him in" hurt Norton so bad, he knew he had to cheer him up by helping him bash Vos the rest of the show lol
@jrreogreugerugregreger7486
7 жыл бұрын
They didn't need the tape. Vos is living, breathing material.
@Sixstringman
3 жыл бұрын
The tape was just the pretext to get Vos in studio and bash him.
this is amazing. Patrice and vos going back and forth is gold. mercurio is so far out of his league its embarrassing. every single line he drops is more painful than the last one.
"Firrrrsht of all" - Rich Vosh
@birth-day
7 жыл бұрын
"Now listen to me"
@jimkelly7908
7 жыл бұрын
"herrs da ting"
@patrickrunyen1427
7 жыл бұрын
Mindstorm Records big
@dr.jonesmurphy5743
7 жыл бұрын
lean cuzine
@FNNickJamesTV
7 жыл бұрын
Ahm not like da brudders, all eat da cooschi.
The best thing about this is when Vos goes after Opie. "You don't even have timing when you're listening." Lol
28:30 "You don't even have timing listening" Vos calling Opie out.
@puremercury
3 жыл бұрын
Opie did get Vos with the "All right, shut up" right before that, though.
@MJAce85
10 ай бұрын
Vos was just about the only comic who ever came back at Opie.
"Feed us lines, then kiss us" holy shit Paul Mecurio was getting slaughtered more than Vos was
"whats your name sir?" "jay leno" ant's reaction to that was priceless
"I've never seen someone that has teeth that rot from the right to the left" actually legit line from Opie.
@BillySotherden
6 жыл бұрын
Evan D Voss has said way worse lines than that to be fair.
@fliparachi3647
5 жыл бұрын
Aww cut that part out... Chipper
Mercurio's so bad he makes Opie sound like prime Carlin
@Anfubvinch
Жыл бұрын
43:17 Come on, that was pretty good
i lost it as soon as they started the Soul Glo commercial
@IKhanNot
9 жыл бұрын
whitedevil2 Haha yeah that was funny but weirdly enough my favorite was when he slammed back at Patrice "Did I say it's because you're black? We all can smell that!".
@rabidrabbitshuggers
5 жыл бұрын
It gave me an asthma attack I was laughing so hard
"Whats your name, sir? Jay Leno."
@ryanromero5803
8 жыл бұрын
where ya from
@seanpaul93
6 жыл бұрын
I'm a talk show host you idiot
"Your teeth snuck out" best line ever!!!
"Barney prolly has an emmy" lol Vos just threw that away. This is gold.
They were clearly pretending Vos's combacks were not funny just to fuck with him. Some of then were bombs but he did his job and held his own.
@andym8557
6 жыл бұрын
Roman Sionis sort of
Vos, thanks for being you.
@ryanromero5803
8 жыл бұрын
right
"It was crack sweat" -Patrice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NEVER heard this, i'm in for a treat...i really can't believe i've never heard this. 2 years patrice is gone today. turn your ceiling fans on for him
@misguh
10 жыл бұрын
'turn your ceiling fans on for him' hahaha you're a true fan
@avatarumbra
10 жыл бұрын
dude he was the only celebrity death that i truely cared about, he was so wise beyond his years about so many things and it is still so unbelievable that he's gone.
@BillySotherden
6 жыл бұрын
This comment makes me sad as fuck.
@the701squad1
5 жыл бұрын
great comment, all fans spinning.
@nunyabizness6376
3 жыл бұрын
Thats means 8 years now. God we need him
Paul Mecurio did his best to make this unlistenable
@jrreogreugerugregreger7486
8 жыл бұрын
He did a great job at it. Thank god this is the only O&A clip I've heard with him in it. Guy literally only said shitty fat jokes and shitty teeth jokes.
@MadDawg420
7 жыл бұрын
jrreogreugerugregreger kinda funny hearing him absolutely bomb though
@kazardancing
7 жыл бұрын
jrreogreugerugregreger vvv mc
@kazardancing
7 жыл бұрын
jrreogreugerugregrege
@rabidrabbitshuggers
5 жыл бұрын
Patrice calling him a nobody was incredibly funny. Paul taking himself so goddamn seriously because everyone kisses his ass because of his Emmy and his Daily Show. And then along comes Patrice and he doesn’t kiss Paul’s ass and it destroys him.
"That's a rotten tooth act, it's not a good tooth act" "That's a fallen out tooth kinda joke buddy" PATRICE FOREVER!
(My favorite part so far) 15:01 Ant: Paul from Lawrence says he mistook Vos saying he's a high seven for "Vos, you're high if you think you're a seven" *crickets* Ant: It's Paul from Lawrence. I didn't say that.
@BillySotherden
6 жыл бұрын
MawBTS I've loved that line for years. Anthony is so fucking quick.
the biggest loser of this roast is bonny mcfarlane
@thomasholm4338
9 жыл бұрын
+bob smith So VERY true!
@lindageltz1009
8 жыл бұрын
+bob smith hahaha bonny
@thetek9
8 жыл бұрын
+bob smith Colin, who always has brilliant ideas such as Bobo playing the stock market with Ant's money... Came up with the idea of kickstarting the divorce of Rich and Bonnie. He thinks $60k is enough for her to move on without him.
@jrreogreugerugregreger7486
7 жыл бұрын
Actually it's their child.
@nunyabizness6376
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
I died when Patrice called Vos a sea creature.
I love these roasts they do of the guys old comedy tapes...hilarious to hear them absolutely rip the other people apart and the person try and defend themselves.
@alexh9937
10 жыл бұрын
The Norton roast was so good! I love how aweful his old material is.
@docj09
10 жыл бұрын
Alex Hache "what is 2+2?" *super high pitched voice* "Diarrhea?" haha
@Sremmz
10 жыл бұрын
docj09 Well at least im fully fat, im not 75% fat im not sorta in shape and outa shape at the same time
@ralphhowton3286
7 жыл бұрын
Wildfan1984 k
I just discovered that my bath mat is the exact opposite of a Rich Vos show. According to its tag, it's made completely of new material.
@somenoise5624
8 жыл бұрын
Boooo you stink.
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
8 жыл бұрын
SomeNoise I just happened to read it while using the bathroom, so in context neither do I stink, nor does that joke, nor, for that matter, does that which I was....depositing at the time, you son of a bitch.
@matthewroach5693
8 жыл бұрын
+Kissai Sith Jen'ari yuck your a hack, you defend your bombs worse than vows, ZING!
@matthewroach5693
8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Roach "vos" lmao my ipad even sounds like vos
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
8 жыл бұрын
Matthew Roach You spell worse than Bob Kelly, and you have the names of a Roman tax collector and propagator of false and wicked religion and a slightly less shitty pest.
I can (and will) listen to Patrice giving shit to other comedians day in and day out. R.I.P.
@ryanromero5803
8 жыл бұрын
RIP
@SteveBeckerBass
7 жыл бұрын
"I don't like the fact that he has little children hands with grown people diseases on them."
@realtalk6162
7 жыл бұрын
Ian Vincent he once said Jim norton looks like whatever container u put him in hahahahahha
@llewodcm20
6 жыл бұрын
I love when Colin would fight back, though. It seems like no one else could
@stevenoconnor3037
6 жыл бұрын
rip
Best radio/comedy I've heard in a while. RIP Patrice you are missed.
26:30 WEEEEEE ARE THE SSCCHHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDSCHHHH - so much gold in this video!!!!
@nathaninostroza7655
3 ай бұрын
Patrice s still the best. Even after death.
All the laughing would just stop for a second every time Mecurio opened his liver lipped mouth. Like a human speed bump of comedy.
9:55 THIS is why i miss Patrice. There will be plenty who will TRY to imitate, but he was a singularity.
@gailmargolis8811
7 жыл бұрын
That's not the correct use of the term 'singularity'
@jrreogreugerugregreger7486
6 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest trashings I've ever heard. "JESUS CHRIST Chosen People, BRUSH YOUR TEETH!"
@Genious.
6 жыл бұрын
I regulate your statement
@fliparachi3647
5 жыл бұрын
@@gailmargolis8811 Sounds like a term Vos would use...
@KerkinWayno
5 жыл бұрын
jrreogreugerugregreger 😂🤣🤣
"It was crack-sweat!" I miss Patrice so much.
"You STINK!" - Patrice 😂😂😂
I love how mischievous Jimmy tries to egg every on in this clip. "Oooh, he's implying you don't work there!!!"
@jimkelly7908
2 жыл бұрын
“Oooh, he’s calling you a hack!” 🤣
Vos is murdering Mecurio, just slaying him haha
@MJAce85
10 ай бұрын
And mecurio deserved every insult
this is brilliant. love hearing actual comedians just kill eachother
@cooliovasquez
10 жыл бұрын
also paul was there
@dudemanbroguy1770
10 жыл бұрын
cooliovasquez amazing
@nunyabizness6376
3 жыл бұрын
Except mercurio
“I kidney stone-washed my car!” I don’t know why but that made me collapse laughing.
Ten minutes in and it's already some of the funniest shit I've heard all day. I wanna hear everything Patrice has ever done
Jimmy's callback of the stonewashed joke is great.
Jimmy is amazing as well "You floss with beef jerky" fsdfhsfffs
27:17 that's the first time I realized Ant was referencing the sopranos with the "adult community" line.
@CousinBowling
Жыл бұрын
I surprised myself with this reference 4 years later
Rich Vos in his worst day is still funnier and wittier than the hack that is Opie.
@Kweation
9 жыл бұрын
Jesus why does everyone feel like they need to trash Opie. He is not a comic! You guys let Patrice and Vos then set the bar on funny and feel like since he isnt up there then he's garbage.
@1ColdFuture
8 жыл бұрын
+the middlefinger VOS>mecurio, mecurio fucking sucks
@-Trauma.
7 жыл бұрын
TheFutureKing Opie wished in his heart of hearts that Paul Michael Mercurio would be funnier than O'neal, Anthony, & Norton so he could have him on more. I'm telling you.
"You got a tennis crowd here *mild clapping*" God damn Patrice's disses were just so spot on
Norton had the best line for Vos's voice saying "it sounds like a gravel driveway"
Hahahahaha I just caught this but Patrice goes “I almost said LIPo suction” 😂😂😂
That pic is of Rich playing Call of Dentist on Xbox Live.
@xcaluhbration
9 жыл бұрын
Loooooooil Your comment did not get the attention it deserves man, that line killed me!
@ShaneKarma376
9 жыл бұрын
xcaluhbration Haha thank you my friend. ;)
@TheGr8one1022
9 жыл бұрын
.......OHHH! Boop, now it's mine.
@vetobandito2635
7 жыл бұрын
pretty unfunny. you'd get a car crash if you were on the show
@callumchubb2750
7 жыл бұрын
i hope the 32 people who liked this get cheated on
vos is such a fertile target for abuse. the shit gets rolling almost immediately lol
Ant talking about his douchey love ballads brought that chorus right back in my head OHHHH DAAAARRAAA
@dianesmith3118
7 жыл бұрын
If Ant was a Zionist Jew that song would've been a hit in the 80s.
Also , Paul mercurio is terrible
@Cody38Super
7 жыл бұрын
Still! to this very day!
@willgillies5670
7 жыл бұрын
He made Vos look good.
@-Trauma.
7 жыл бұрын
Cody38Super He was on Stephen Colbert recently...he sounded like he was trying to be Bill Burr...
@willgillies5670
6 жыл бұрын
Ive bee relistening and the truth is he's a Lightweight in the ring with heavyweights...not bad, just not in the right class. He's gonna seem weaker in comparison. Does he suck solo? fuck knows...
@rabidrabbitshuggers
5 жыл бұрын
He got personally offended and magically stopped being fun when he tried to go after Patrice. But then it magically became funny when Patrice just joked that he was a nobody. Because it’s true.
Vos' teeth walked out on him after they heard his act.
@Omgitsover1552
5 жыл бұрын
"His teeth snuck out"
Why is Luscious Lips yelling at Vos for doing a joke that Jeff Ross did after him? I mean the joke sucked, but he gets so mad like Vos stole something. Mercurio sucks.
I’m glad we always have opie to go “HOLD ON HOLD ON” to stop the conversation when things get to funny.
@DutchComedian
Жыл бұрын
It's called "steering the ship" - only those who've been doing radio since they were 18 understand
It must be so frustrating to get trashed by a hack comedian like Mercurio
"i kidney stone washed my car" had me keeled over lmaoo
Vos on the ropes for an hour👀😎😆
THANK YOU!!!! been waiting for someone to make this into one file!!!
LMAO PATRICE talking about that one dude laughing in the track that sounds like HEEE HEEE HEEE! So true, Ive heard that same guy laughing from Roseanne to Drake and Josh.
@AlexAlonsoMusic
8 жыл бұрын
+barahng It's more like a HUH-EE-EE-EEEEEE I know it's canned but I wanted to see that fucking account who did that laugh.
@mcj2967
7 жыл бұрын
200% SMUG lol I always thought it was a black guy with a distinct laugh in the front row who watches all the shows I watch,
This never gets old!!
Patrice always had the best one liners when smashing people - always catches me off guard - "You're a lawn ornament, you're not an 8!" 13:03
@MelBee128
Жыл бұрын
That was Mercurio not Patrice
"I kidney stone washed my car." lol
Voss sounds like Dice after a stroke
Vos act is 10 times funnier than Jims old act
Gotta love Vos...he takes it like a champ!
"they didn't look like that when they where salves". Kill line of the whole set.
i swear Vos is funny as shit when hes getting jumped by the crew
1:09:43 -- "I'm Opie Hughes, a huuuuge hockey fan, but I just let slip that I don't know when the season starts or ends"
Vos was honestly 2nd funniest to me, other than patrice. Just imagining his grimy little smirk and ragging on people, makes me laugh.
Can't believe it takes them 25 min to get to the tape lol
Holy FUCK I miss Patrice!
Hey it's Vos
Mecurio was horrible. That's why he disappeared from this show. He was trash. Voss is an easy mark and Jim and Patrice killed!
@DJIFridays
8 жыл бұрын
Actually ol Gay Mouth disappeared after Sex for Sam since he was the one who egged that couple on to do it in the church in the first place. In essense, he single handedly destroyed terrestrial radio, lol
@ARCADE_EXE
6 жыл бұрын
"dumping Mecurio. Good Call!"
Jimmy had two funniest lines... his teeth sunk out, and what your name sir? Jay Leno. 😭
9:40 - 10:30 Patrice is destroying vos
I like Rich but he really needs another joke besides his "I'm a big act" shtick. We get it.
I love listening to O+A stuff I've not heard before and suddenly finding examples of Ant-doing-Dice that I never heard either. Thanks for uploading.
I need to see this video. Badly
@PanasonicTooth
9 жыл бұрын
Search: rich vos calls his ex-girlfriend fat.
@caesar349
9 жыл бұрын
WOW its worse than I imagined.
The vlassic pickle line killed me 😂
that pic on the right looks like count chocula
@ErnestLemmingway
7 жыл бұрын
why not count crack-ula?
"My god have mercy he stinks"-r.i.p. Patrice
Oh I miss Patrice. The fuckin brilliance!
I miss patrice RIP :-((
Patrice fucking killed it before the 10 min mark
The MC on Vos' first set is Jackie the Jokeman! lol
People say Rich is a hack but he definitely holds his own against patrice whos probably one of the best at talking shit of all time. He shut patrice up with multiple lines, patrice won, but voss held his own.
@arcticturtle4731
7 жыл бұрын
Based Patrice is great bro but he isn't infallible, Rich and the boys have their moments
@andym8557
6 жыл бұрын
Rich was far better than DeRosa and Mercurio
@jrreogreugerugregreger7486
6 жыл бұрын
Rich is great. He's incredibly confident while being profoundly stupid. He throws out a ton of lines and a lot fall flat but that's part of the appeal. He bombs and the others feed on his corpse. It's always good radio when Vos is on with other comedians he's familiar with.
@MrExodus
5 жыл бұрын
@@jrreogreugerugregreger7486 At least somebody understands the set up....Vos is Funny...but Vos VS the crew is comedy gold when he has to defend himself, his intelligents, and his jokes against Patriki and company
@stanleyfranks9891
2 жыл бұрын
My dream is to have a long ass show with Ant, Jimmy, Patrice, Vos and Colin just beating the shit out of each other!! Maybe throw a Bobby or Di’Paolo in there too for fun!! I’d say Billy Burr but he turned g a y
This is honestly the best roast I've ever heard
Thank God Patrice and Jim are so fucking funny cause if they were even a tiny bit less funny Paul Mercurio would of single handedly ruined this show
Nobody can pull himself out of the hole like Vos can he can take punches and deliver rights back the only person who I can think that quicker than him is Anthony
34:53 "Jay Leno " Lol
This show was never funnier than when the regulars were making fun of each other. Way more fun than mocking freaks like Bobo and callers.
anthony's dice is always a fave.
That music is insane lmaooooo
We'll never get this again. What a group... Besides Ope the dope
Highlight of my fucking day!😂