I’ve listened to 50 hours of Patrice O’Neal in the past month, and I still can’t get enough

@Monchan1001

3 жыл бұрын

Your picture looks like a teenage derosa

@Rake3577

3 жыл бұрын

@@Monchan1001 more like a teenage Andy Dick

@alexharrigan9810

3 жыл бұрын

He will teach you more about people and life than anybody you will ever listen too!!! Much respect bro

@TheFeliciakelley

2 жыл бұрын

Me either!!! I will never forget him!!!

@russBwright

2 жыл бұрын

I love you all

He died two months later. Hard to believe. Heart breaking that he is gone.

@Frandaman84

6 жыл бұрын

shatner said that patrice knew he was gonna die..

@DdDd-gd1rr

6 жыл бұрын

You can hear he sounds tired and sick here.

@heroblok6

6 жыл бұрын

Frandaman84 explains why he got teary eyed from talking to shatner

@PreacherJenkins

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was in poor health for a while. He mentioned the toll his body was taking a couple times on O & A.

@chrisaltobelli

5 жыл бұрын

Gone but not forgotten

I kinda like that patrice went out on his shield. His last test as a comic, 3 day notice on a roast of a huge celebrity, and he took over.

@yootangclan

4 жыл бұрын

yeah he went out like a fucking King.

@tupd

3 жыл бұрын

@Pat Fry and yet here you are.

@SleuthingSquadron

2 ай бұрын

I can’t believe his delivery, it’s like he’s not even doing comedy….he’s just doing Patrice 😂 When Shattner said “you’re just telling it like it is” really highlighted Patrice’s appeal

"Norton is just a living bowl of grits with no butter on it. No salt. No nothin'." lmao!

@logicalconceptofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Norton insults are always fun aren’t they

@okiedouk

2 жыл бұрын

Lord help him.

@hughjanus5093

2 жыл бұрын

Norton’s shaped like any container you pour him in

@dirtytacos89

Жыл бұрын

“ a washed up sea turtle with no shell.” Lmao. I can’t remember his name but his segment for Patrice’s roast is fucking killer. He would do cash cab?

@TeknoTrades

2 ай бұрын

Ben Bailey@@dirtytacos89

Still go and listen to these old patrice podcasts, RIP King Patrice

@Toosii2times

4 жыл бұрын

RIP King 🤧

@cyberneticorganismskynet

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@aretnap3653

2 жыл бұрын

TheOnly "Opie&Anthony" BroadCasts I'm Interested in Listening to are the *Patrice* Appearances.

I need to go back in time and save Patrice.

@NewWesthiphop

4 жыл бұрын

This is an unrated comment. Make a go GoFundMe to build this time machine.

@jarradlavoie

4 жыл бұрын

I believe in u, make it happen. Bring back Farley and Beluschi too please

@Anfubvinch

4 жыл бұрын

Stop him from feeding himself to death?

@ADZ1LL4

4 жыл бұрын

SlowMoRob no stop the homeland insecurity agent From injecting Pure purple kool aids Into his diabetic azz

@kaminskitj

4 жыл бұрын

NewWesthiphop hi jvjbjbj bjñjvbbbjm makes bucks but jnot just becomes nbjj

Listen to you and miss you every single day, Lumumba. Thanks for the laughs and the wisdom. You were the GOAT!

I was naive and never heard of Patrice, but MAN am I glad he did that roast because it opened the doorway to discovering one of my favorite comedians of all-time! The way he used a Hanna Barbera joke on Seth was brilliant...next level

Joe from family guy in the wheel chair lmfao

@TheOneTrueKingg

4 жыл бұрын

from The family guy lol

I love Norton talking to Kaku... I laugh hysterically every time he pauses after "Hi it's Jim Norton again"

@borrisg4972

4 жыл бұрын

"AAAHHHH!!! I NEVER MET YOU BEFORE 7 TIMES!!"

@Marmalade_Sally

4 жыл бұрын

@@borrisg4972 "I'M AFRAID OF YOUR GESTURES OF FRIENDLINESS!"

@madmartian2

3 жыл бұрын

😆 He's such a shithead.

After coming back and listening to this after all these years, you can tell this is Patrice at his absolutely fucking most brilliant

5:23 "you've got aids" PATRICE CALLED IT ALL THE WAY BACK IN '11!!

@masmotors

8 жыл бұрын

Tsss how bout his pecka just needs some tiger blood or sumthing

@uzieric1

8 жыл бұрын

+Brain Phelps yeah not to mention it was public that he fucked hookers on the reg.

This dude predicted events nobody paid attention to. Dude tells the future.

@Veteran0831

Жыл бұрын

Facts Nick. They are even more important today than they were then.

@fightymcirish2932

Жыл бұрын

Example? I love Patrice and relisten to this stuff often but besides him joking about his diabetes I can't think of any examples of him predicting shit

@Lucky_513

Жыл бұрын

@Fighty McIrish if I had to guess he was referring to the bit about workaholics where he talks about everybody acting detached from the situation to seem cool and unobtainable when it's usually just a mechanism to hide anxiety and not have any meaningful input to the conversation

@tobia.1281

Жыл бұрын

His understanding of humans was undeniable - he’s truly the most insightful person

@tobia.1281

Жыл бұрын

@@fightymcirish2932 he foretold the attack on what it is to be a masculine man, he saw the attack on free speech coming a mile off, comedians being censored because their jokes would be deliberately taken out of context and demonised as hate speech, he was one of the first to openly speak on hate speech…I could go on with countless more examples but I’ll conclude with this last example - he has a bit in Elephant in the Room where he says men and women working together is like Grizzly Bears and Salmon working together - Jordan Peterson is right now challenging the exact same BS - and asking why women are allowed to wear sexual signifiers in the workplace

You will never be forgotten, Patrice! You are the most underrated comic in history and the funniest. R.I.P.. 12-22-23

Jimmy Norton's not even an exact Jimmy Norton. "You look like an unfinished clone" - Colin Quinn to Jimmy Norton

@jrsmith3344

8 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! Colin Quinn is a great roaster! Whether you're a Stern fan or not, search him on the Artie Lange roast, he fuckin shreds it

@StrangeCoincidence

6 жыл бұрын

still makes me laugh all these years later

@richardf9112

6 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck what a great line lol

@lt.finglefubledingler1972

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Bradford that's a bob Kelly quote not Colin Quinn.

@frankwhite7878

5 жыл бұрын

Lt. Finglefuble Dingler yup it’s bobby kelly, funniest line he’s ever had

I'm really glad I watched Platoon like 5 times in a row a few years ago, Patrice refrences it a lot.

@MrDawnRise

8 жыл бұрын

+James Tucker Apocalypse Now gives it a run

@GentlemanBystander

8 жыл бұрын

You're both wrong, it's Hamburger Hill

@25Quarters

8 жыл бұрын

+James Tucker FULL METAL JACKET

@tuanjim799

6 жыл бұрын

Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket and Platoon are not just three of the greatest Vietnam movies ever made, but three of the best movies ever made, period. As supplementary material, I would recommend anyone who is a fan of those films watch the Vietnam documentary called Hearts and Minds. It goes in deep to the root causes of the conflict, and shows factually why it was completely fucked-up, unnecessary bloodshed on America's part.

@seamac206

5 жыл бұрын

Casualties of War is the best

The losses of Patrice and Greg Giraldo both were the two hardest losses to accept for me in comedy. They were SO. Unbelievably. Talented. Genuinely so much left in the tank and I would give anything to hear Patrice’s take on the modern world. He was literally blowing up as he passed away. The same for Greg. He was unbelievably talented and so well prepared. He just couldn’t beat his demons and both of them couldn’t stand the game they were forced to play and it had them so deeply pushed into their vices that they ended up killing them. I would give one of my lungs to hear a Patrice, Jim Norton, Greg giraldo and Bill burr podcast. Even just one 5 hour episode. I’d listen to it every week. I really do miss them.

@davidperez5089

Жыл бұрын

Very nicely put. It Is a crying shame, norm and Phil Hartman too. RIP

@TherealNBAhead

9 ай бұрын

Truth

@bose1962

Ай бұрын

I’ll put Gilbert in there also

man i wish Patrice did more roasts...

@EmXtraMoney

9 жыл бұрын

His roast was beautiful. Not your typical one liner shits.

@thetruebause3122

9 жыл бұрын

He's roasting now...

@EvilAntic

9 жыл бұрын

TheTRUE BAUSE Too soon man

@thetruebause3122

9 жыл бұрын

Fuck it we're all dead in less than 100 years anyway. it's a lot more freeing when you don't care what's said about you and no one cares what's said about them (as long as it's a frivolous joke and not a defaming, life ruining statement like a false rape allegation or false child abuse allegation or something)

@MrBoomable

9 жыл бұрын

TheTRUE BAUSE i think he would of laghed

I remember watching this with my friends, and Patrice stole the show and was killing the room. It felt like he was about to break worldwide. R.I.P big man. hope that Plano case they buried you in is comfortable

@chrisleonard5608

4 жыл бұрын

He was cremated but funny

@SloppyJoe1100

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisleonard5608 and he said he wanted to be cremated because he didn't want to be anyone's gasoline XD

"The closer we get to god, the closer we get to death." - Patrice O'neal

@MrTee12

3 жыл бұрын

Physical death.... But Eternal Life trumps that

@trip4923

Жыл бұрын

This is actually a Kurt Cobain quote. Patrice wouldn't say anything this cringey.

@joe_higachi

Жыл бұрын

That’s not what he said

@RaytardtheUntrainable

Жыл бұрын

@@trip4923Patrice said multiple times that he liked Nirvana. Maybe he quoted Kurt cobain

Patrice Oneal was the biggest loss to comedy that I can remember. Robin Williams had dementia so his passing seemed merciful. Patrice had a ton of life left in him. Such a shame.

@rutgerhauser2377

3 жыл бұрын

Not really a alot of life left in him. He made a joke that "40 years for black people is like 100 for white people" lol.

@nicholaswojton8258

3 жыл бұрын

@@rutgerhauser2377 very solid point. Lolol

@alexgall8785

2 жыл бұрын

Robin William death was merciful ? He killed himself it wasn't some random death and this is coming from someone who didn't really like any of Robin's stuff except his HBO special.

@isorokudono

2 жыл бұрын

Norm died two days ago. His favorite comic. Patrice.

@trip4923

Жыл бұрын

Lmao can we stop pretending Patrice was victim of an untimely death? He was told years before he was dying that he was going to die and waited til 6 months of life left to start eating a salad. Love the guy but he quite literally slowly killed himself in front of his friends and family. If he was still alive, he'd probably have a moderately successful podcast after having out out MAYBE 1 or 2 more specials over the course of about 10 years.

One of Patrice's best appearances ever.

That William Shatner story was fantastic

William shatner really understood the seriousness of it because as you get older you know how serious health proboems are. He was about 80 years old and knew how health works, while Patrice was half his age at 40 but Patrice lived with a “no apologies” lifestyle which is why he died so young but lived a “no apologies”lifestyle. Which made him legendary, while also being the reason why he died so young. RIP a young legend"

We need Patrice’s take more than ever now

The conversations these guys had are still relevant till this present day.

Oh man, Patrice said something so profound about nature and humanity, in the guise of comedy. Respect.

Patrice would be a mega star rn in today's cancel culture. The amount of outrage over his material and philosophies would have only made him bigger.

@VonteXP

2 жыл бұрын

He kinda still is

Listening to this April 2021. How I wish we could teleport these guys especially Patrice to present day. A lot of stuff here world leaders need to hear.

craziest/ truest comment by Patrice "you come in the room and there is plastic on the ground...are you guys really trying to destroy my career by allowing Anthony Jesilnik to be famous??"

Jim: I’m terrified that no one wants my photo Patrice: ….no one does Lmaoooo

Thanks for the uploads Hoo Dad.

The Charlie Sheen Roast was the first time I saw Patrice...RIP 😩

Patrice was on top his game...I could see his brain working during his set.

Patrice O'neal so accuratly describes 2020 and 2021, it's hard to believe he died years ago.

@AnthonyHernandez-je1tx

2 жыл бұрын

Comedy from 10 years ago is still accurate because not much has changed

@Scrimparmy

Жыл бұрын

@@AnthonyHernandez-je1tx what? A shitload has changed since 2012

@williambarringer6513

10 ай бұрын

@@ScrimparmyI wouldn’t say “changed” I’d say more like regressed it’s all so predictable, sure in hindsight he looks like Nostradamus to the normies but he’s just saying things that aren’t “mainstream” thinking, he gets an A for originality because what he’s saying relates to today but he had more access to the script he was a writer for wwf, if you know the end goals of course you’ll seem like you’re predicting the future

Hearing Jimmy Norton talk about science gave me a brain tumor

@MrTwon1610

4 жыл бұрын

Futurist Jim is an ass

I would’ve loved to see a 50 year old Patrice now on TRT and into powerlifting

No disease day on the Charlie Sheen Roast. Makes sense now.

Love the Patrice stuff, Mr. hoorah ur doing a good job

It’s amazing every Patrice appearance he says something(s) that is still true/ becomes true today

ahh the time when the world thought a "powered down" phone wouldnt be able to be accessed by intelligence agencies

@joejosa8985

3 жыл бұрын

I use airplane mode as much as i can for the radiation.

@julianfrederick9082

3 жыл бұрын

@@joejosa8985 hey turn your Bluetooth off whenever you’re not using it

@joejosa8985

3 жыл бұрын

@@julianfrederick9082 why? So they don’t listen or something else? I’ve had people piggyback my Bluetooth before.

@julianfrederick9082

3 жыл бұрын

@@joejosa8985 no it’s because it lets out the majority of the radiation

@joejosa8985

3 жыл бұрын

@@julianfrederick9082 so I shouldn’t be using Bluetooth AirPods. Just wired headphones in general?

"nature's gonna do something" -Patrice O'Neal lol.. that was good.

Patrice killed that roast. Clever as fuck man. RIP Big Man. I'm still learning from you years down the line.

came from the roast to here

To go back in time you would need negative energy.... Jim Norton: So Patrice is a time travel vessel??? I’ll never stop laughing at that

@kobe24OBCity

4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t get a big laugh unfortunately

"Everything can be manipulated because everything is chemicals. We are just chemicals, so if you take certain chemicals and combine them with other chemicals, you get a different chemical reaction leading to an entirely same replica of you. Because the chemicals of you in both yous are in 2 different universes, there will be multi lives of chemicals in different worlds. Chemicals" -Jim Norton Patrice O'Neal is so fucking smart. Opie is the Brian Redban of O&A

Kevin really killed the momentum every time he called

@Scrimparmy

Жыл бұрын

The most boring O&A guest of all time. I skip through every time I hear his boring voice

I think it's cute how enchanted Jim is by pop-science and pop-scientists.

@MarcoBoneMan

4 жыл бұрын

And celebrities in general

@trip4923

Жыл бұрын

You'd blow Kaku given the chance. "Can I get a selfie with you, Meecha?"

29:45 that little moment hit hard rn

Great episode!

“Roasters included Big Bird from Sesame Street.” LMAFO

Patrice was calling taxation is theft back in 2014. Patrice is truly ahead of its time.

@baptismking7314

4 жыл бұрын

2011 not 2014, he died in 2011

@jarradlavoie

4 жыл бұрын

Uhmm people been saying taxation is theft for decades bro. He's right but he definitely didn't pioneer that ideology

@georgehornsby6882

4 жыл бұрын

@@jarradlavoie u stoopid

@yootangclan

4 жыл бұрын

that's probably what got him killed.

@russellm1883

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody has to pay to take care of all the losers and bums in this country

glad he shit on the workaholics guys 😂

thank you for including the "frozen face" strong reference material.

Woah guys, future Jimmy is here, he has all of the answers.

Patrice's deadpan response to Chip at 35:08 absolutely killed me

@sca8217

2 жыл бұрын

Had Patrice ever engaged with any of Jimmy's characters over the years? I cannot think of any instance.

@chipchipperson80

Жыл бұрын

FAWK YEAH

@dadoodfrumcheers.

Жыл бұрын

@@sca8217I’m late to this , so you could’ve heard it by now or maybe even lost interest. But Patrice acknowledges chip, by name even , when Norton is trying to get Jennifer Lopez’s signature . Beautiful moment that happens too quick

Hes gone but for some reason it feels like hes still here...😢😇🐏

@yootangclan

4 жыл бұрын

cuz he's the truth!

I love Ant's off the cuff "Aliens" references. If you listen closely he throws out quotes every chance he gets whenever the conversation goes that way.... Dude is hilarious.

@yootangclan

4 жыл бұрын

and him and Patrice were the ultimate combo. i could listen to them two all day and not get bored.

When it was said patrice was knocking on deaths door during the Shatner story hit hard.

This clips shows why people say Patrice Oneal was his own worst enemy. Dude gets the high profile, final spot at the biggest roast in Comedy Central history, and his entire thought process is one of paranoia and self-destruction. Why would the organizers of the roast intentionally tank their own show, just to destroy the career of somebody relatively unknown? If they wanted to make him unknown, they would have simply left him off the invite list. The Roast was clearly a good move for his career. Patrice himself says here that the it boosted his fame. Makes you wonder how many times he turned down other opportunities out of his insecurity and paranoia

@junjiito6298

4 жыл бұрын

A Kim thank you! I love patrice but his paranoia killed him. He should have been famous from way back.

@user-oj4dl5xp3u

7 ай бұрын

Patrice....was funnier than the business and he proved it. Also, he just gave a fuck about being great comics. Maybe the mindset he had is what it took. Because people loved him

1:04:28 caller doing Chip killed me🤣🤣

Patrice- "Why couldn't you have been funny at the roast?" Anthony laughing uncomfortably lmao.

The part of him discussing his health with Shatner is so sad .

I had to catch my breath when Ant as Captain Kirk said "He's on death's door"

Man they were on their game that day!

RIP to the fuckin LEGEND Mr. Patrice Oneal...👏👏👏👏

1:03:50 I never thought I would agree with Patrice on politics. Bravo

50 minutes in or so ,Patrice starts spitting the TRUTH. RIP.

Damn I miss Patrice!

1:00 in listen to Patrice - if 'someone' wanted to silence his uncommon common sense, then his common sènse comments from this point on, are reason enough. RIP BIG MAN. A true American hero.

@MiscellaneousDeadWhale

6 жыл бұрын

Nobody needed to shut up patrice. His lifestyle habits mixed with his fear of vulnerability shut him up enough. I miss the guy.

Now it makes sense, do you think Sheen wanted 'diseases' cut out because of his aids

Fantastic episode. Also 1:46:59 never got old lol

Holy shit the bit at 50:00 about the next move after al queda was prophetic for sure

This interstellar travel tax is killing me

@verynice126

4 жыл бұрын

The cat who walks through walls

Man, the whole thing about Shatner and his wife connecting with Patrice and sharing those intimate, sad moments with him, all three of them realizing that Patrice didn't have very long, and crying together... holy fuck, if that image doesn't make your eyes well up with tears, you are not human! lol What a monumental loss it is that Patrice passed away so young. RIP man, wherever/whatever you are now, whether it's just stardust or worm food or some kind of spirit. You are so very missed.

@pearlharbour3300

3 жыл бұрын

what are you talking about? the convrsation wasent how much time patrice had left..wtf you think they could see his future and read his palm...talk about listening to a story then embelishing it to suit what your brain is telling you.

@tuanjim799

3 жыл бұрын

@@pearlharbour3300 lol uh sorry to upset you so much with my comment...

@xtrabaad2595

7 күн бұрын

Yeah he broke out a nuclear weapon for this reply. Jeez! Reminds me of "Mean Jimmy" segments on O&A

Patrice, Jim and Ant. Name a better group of guys that can make any conversation the most interesting and hilarious thing you've heard

24:40 opie,.. " if you like them fine.. i don't get it..." he just heard about them 10 seconds before that quote..

@jonbrown966

5 жыл бұрын

lithium cd

@50:00 Way ahead of his time...Patrice called the new terrorism from time

@Scrimparmy

Жыл бұрын

That sound bite might be my favorite of all time from him just because it was such a revolutionary brilliant realization & breakthrough for race relations in this country.

If only Patrice could see us now

Please tell me somewhere there is an uncut version of the entire Patrice segment of the roast.

It was no disease day at the roast wonder if that had to do with Charlie's HIV

Lolololol Jim “Look at your cellphones have they been used to” Patrice “Yes” Jim “How?” Convinced Patrice was at least a little psychic

"Your land is my land...." hahaha. Now that song suddenly makes so much sense!!! 51:00

Yo sway coming in at the end was so awesome lmao

rip Chris Cornell

What was the caller saying @ 1:04:29 ?

1:50:53 Dr. KAKOOKOO hahahha

1:04:11 Caller begins gearing up a "chip" moment and detroys Jimmy and brings the house down

Rip to the legend Patricky

Just saw a 60 minutes interview with Shatner talking about how he suffered from extreme loneliness for years. Cancer may not know it's cancer but loneliness can smell loneliness. R.I.P Mr. P

Patrice really had very low self-esteem, people absolutely knew who he was at the roast. He for sure got a good round of applause.

1:07:57 great instincts, Opie. I swear he had to be the only person in the world who couldn't understand where Anthony was going to there.

It's crazy how often O&A predict the future. Spot on speculation.

@verynice126

3 жыл бұрын

What you mean

When norton was talking about downloading who you are as a person he touched on something really deep, and Patrice was 100% right. You can copy every little thing that makes you who you are. But a copy will never be YOU. You will keep living then die, and your copy will go through it’s own life... Soma

@Thatdudedrew17

2 жыл бұрын

Thats called “having a soul”

The Patrice O’Neal/William Shatner story is the best.

Norton's Consortium Guy is pretty great!

patrice is attempting to contemplate infinity, right there with ya big homie

I was just sitting here wondering why they would censor all the disease jokes and it just clicked that Charlie Sheen was diagnosed with HIV in 2011.

Does anyone know where to find video of Patrice on the roast? The only one I could find n here was taken down

@nasis4474

6 жыл бұрын

BlakeFreeman90 ... I think you can still find it with Portuguese subtitles on KZread... You just have to look hard enough.... unless that's the one you were talking about

@TheDayZCowboy90

6 жыл бұрын

pretty sure that's the one I was thinking of. I remember it having another language on it.

@stephanmiguel

6 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central website

@drewinsur7321

4 жыл бұрын

Few weeks ago they released for free here on KZread, but its missing the most brutal jokes and a lot of shit is censored

notice kevin smith spelled cooper wrong at the end?