"Why would I want to talk to you? You wear a gold rolex and you dont have any money."

@raevans12345

9 жыл бұрын

"I have a silver one too"

@alexholycross9524

6 жыл бұрын

Reuben Evans shilver*

This gives me a new respect for Rich Vos

@TheFitz741

4 жыл бұрын

Easy the silver watch line wasn't thaat good

@MrEvanNoyes

3 жыл бұрын

Respect is a strong word in regard to Vos

@tryhardtrynot

3 жыл бұрын

Until you realize he’s the one chewing gum into the fucking microphone.

@vincent2053

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheFitz741 Shut up

@Chrisdvc26

10 ай бұрын

"Dumb Rich Vos"

Louis hit the nail on the head when he breaks down what parents insulting each other does to kids.

@kb5652

8 жыл бұрын

+Gato Mercado Exactly. I felt exactly what he was talking about when my parents got divorced and one of them talked shit about the other.

"Here's da thing, you should be dodgin' those alimony checks Louis."

@mistermasterful3556

5 жыл бұрын

Louie Beans???

@TL2354

3 жыл бұрын

MisterMasterful he’s dodging me John

@cameronmills3599

6 ай бұрын

I have a problem with my ex-husband, Louis CK?

@drummerdoingstuff5020

6 ай бұрын

I read that in his soupy voice

Louie knew that if he was getting advice from Rich Vos, there was no where to go but up.

Rich used experience and wisdom, not intelligence, to offer practical advice to a friend in need. Louis took that advice and expressed it in a way Vos could never do because Louis is a hyper-intelligent person. This was amazing

I like when we see examples of Vos being mature and that he's a decent dude. Even though they're scarce, it does show that he's a good guy at heart. It makes me wonder, does he try to be stupid? Is it part of an act?

@JackTonyMontorrence

10 жыл бұрын

Listen to Vos & Bonnie's podcast to see the real him. Opie & Anthony hone on Vos' stupidity because it's good radio, I'm not saying he doesn't have stupid moments but they overstate them to the point where he's known as an idiot. And as he always says "I KILL ON STAGE!".

@davethehostage

9 жыл бұрын

Joey Mueller Richard is a rare breed. Clever, quick and surprisingly enlightening one moment, drooling buffoon incapable of forming coherent thoughts the next. The man is a treasure.

@tylerd80495

8 жыл бұрын

+davethehostage I've never seen a better description on Vos.

@cartercartercartercar

2 жыл бұрын

vos is a great dude. i’ve never even met him

@InnerDness

2 жыл бұрын

Rich has a lot of life experience and he's able to soak it in and learn from it, but his combination of the speech impediment (and I don't mean the drool, it just seems like there's a disconnect between what he thinks and what comes out) and his lack of formal education makes a lot of things he says sound stupid. I mean, I'm sure he plays it up, but Vos is genuinely stupid about some things, just not as stupid as he can come across. I think his ability to absorb something and apply it to a given situation right away is also what makes him one of the best counter-punchers out there.

“Here’s da ting looey”

"Why would I want to talk to you? You wear a gold rolex and you don't have any money."

@paul_bellini

7 жыл бұрын

"I've got a silver one, too" is the best response.

Rich Vos giving good advice...its official Hell froze over

@mrbucket75

10 жыл бұрын

I gotta give you +1 on this.

Vos should name his special "here's the thing

Never heard this, this is awesome! Love Vos even more.

this is what most people miss out on in Rich. they make fun of him because he lets them. in reality he is very wise life-wise. just look on his relationship with ex-wife and his daughters. they make him look so stupid when they joke about him, but in reality everyone loves Rich and everyone respects him a lot because he is genuinely good human being. they all wish they would have personal life of Rich Vos.

The Copts are the indigenous people of Egypt, they’re not Arabs or even Muslim. DeRosa is correct if that’s what he meant.

vos is a damn good dude .. jimmy wouldn't have wrote 6 chapters in his book bout his trip up to his stupid wedding if he wasn't decent .. lmfao

@dinoradja2980

3 жыл бұрын

They all shit on vos but they very obviously love him

“I got a silver one too” Vos is the best

Wow, respect to Rich Vos.

Intelligence takes many forms

"I have a big affinity for rich vos" ....Louis is always right, so....

I love vos so much

Joe Derosa was actually pretty darn funny here.

"mortgages aren't what you think they are"

Have they ever asked Vos what the "thing" is?

How can one not love vos

I laughed so hard when Louis said "Yeah... on 9/11." Why did I laugh? What the fuck.

@SparksDrinker

10 жыл бұрын

because you're a dummy? thats my best guess.

@BXBZ88

10 жыл бұрын

Ant made the joke.

You ever sheen the inshide of a BMW, Louishhh?

He's an important person. Legend

I don't need this as I will never get married. I have been objective enough to assess my previous relationships and know what type of lady I am compatible with, and I can safely say that such a woman does not exist in my state (and even if she did, I would not be able to get her as I am retired and will NEVER work the types of jobs others wish to force me into).

Wow they really took this one seriously

Ant: "Like locusts in a pussy field." 3:40

Hmm...My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Any other philosophers out there? In all seriousness, anyone who SUBMITS for a LICENSE to get approval to engage in a relationship is terribly misguided. Religion ( the church ) and Legalese ( the state ) are one in the same. Until one becomes a self responsible adult, one should never be involved in a relationship. There are far too many adult BODIES walking around with the minds of spoiled rotten children. If you let go of your ego, you will know this to be true.

@merces47letifer4

9 жыл бұрын

You are a lonely dude with most likely a good bit of flab.

I wonder what CK stands for. does the K stand for King? I wonder what the C stands for.

@fro_e

Ай бұрын

Cock

@AlexSmith-dh1oz

Ай бұрын

It’s roughly how you pronounce his real last name (Szekely)

@fro_e

Ай бұрын

Cock

This clip is going well and randomly in the middle of it you hear Joe derosa in studio

I'm glad I never had kids. I have had some wonderful girlfriends (regardless of what they think about me), but I had one awful ex and...Jesus, some people are just evil and completely unthinking.

I think the Anthonys parents divorce was totally his fault.

Louis can come off as really condescending sometimes.

@14degreesoc78

9 жыл бұрын

Yes he does

@killingjokeonmeth

9 жыл бұрын

Because everyone Jones he is the funniest Guy in the room

@stazi7532

9 жыл бұрын

Playing a character

@seph_f

9 жыл бұрын

you humorless fuck

@HarbleSnarf

9 жыл бұрын

I love louis but he does this pretty often. He has that smug liberal new yorker thing for sure.

All this wisdom Louie and Rich learned from divorce, if it had been applied during the damn marriage like it's supposed to be, would have saved the marriage and created a harmonious life for all concerned. People too often think marriage is all about fickle romantic feelings - but being in love doesn't even make the top 5 in terms of what makes it work, especially where kids are involved. Both parties are supposed to act with love, regardless of what you actually feel because feelings change - that's why we take vows - to promise to behave a certain way for the sake of the health of the whole family. Children need a mother and a father [see: evolution] - they were 'born that way', if you will, and we need to stop putting our own shit ahead of their needs if things are ever going to improve in this fucked up country. Just sayin'.

@potsos

10 жыл бұрын

Children still have two parents after divorce if they are reasonable people. If they're not, they could remain married and be just as useless. Vows are a pleasant notion, but the fact is that miserable people can make miserable parents. If people were more practical about their relationships and were honest with themselves about whether or not they really want to be with one person for the rest of their lives, maybe they wouldn't rush into marriage so quickly.

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