HAS IT FINALLY BEEN 2 DAYS?!?!?!

@Etrius690

6 жыл бұрын

Trevor Cartier «new video, every 2 days» biggest lie in history

@sagev__v

6 жыл бұрын

I love it! its the biggest troll in history

@Mason-fp6iy

6 жыл бұрын

its ganna be 2 more years...

@MarkusH91

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@randomusername266

6 жыл бұрын

Haha nice one

I don't know who took over Max's channel since he left but I'm loving this new T H I C C lesbian

@sodiepop2356

6 жыл бұрын

steve P he needs to embrace it like Ethan

@gordy6822

6 жыл бұрын

Sodie Pop Papa Bless 🙏

@alecky1234

6 жыл бұрын

BOI SHE THICC

Almost 2 years later and I still wonder who guessed the last letter right

@mentalcollapse28

4 жыл бұрын

Only 36 characters to guess from

@CausticSecretion

4 жыл бұрын

No 😂

@devidasgibeza8089

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@cardmeme3301

4 жыл бұрын

I have the last laugh

@deappelflappie

4 жыл бұрын

No me

0:18 asian parents when you lock your room door

@theofficialblackshyguy

4 жыл бұрын

Indian parents too I hate when my parents scream at me for locking the door

@Siegward37

3 жыл бұрын

@@theofficialblackshyguy same , I am indian too and my parents just slam the door like they want it open in 0.01 seconds , but parents are parents :) I love them

@genjorah

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this is so XD relatable and only happens to minority's

@shork1847

3 жыл бұрын

@@genjorah Asian people are the majority of people on this planet.

@genjorah

3 жыл бұрын

@@shork1847 well sorry for my mistake? But I didn't mean in the entire world, I meant in most civilized countries.

the door gag has gone so far that he's resorted to breaking the door

@danedescande

6 жыл бұрын

He actually fixed it just to break it 😂

Roses are red Violets are blue I waited 41 days for a new video when you said it would take 2

@savagewraith

6 жыл бұрын

I appreciate you and the effort you put into that m8.

@alfredo1223

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry I'm about to ruin ur 666 likes

@stevetheragdoll3604

4 жыл бұрын

Danielle hahahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Textured so blind kids can enjoy the luxury of owning a full art

@reckless4045

4 жыл бұрын

Marky Mark lol

@Lacheddar1990

4 жыл бұрын

im dedddddd

@pilot-oo2rb

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he copied

@sinastar5932

3 жыл бұрын

Now i wanna see a blind kid open packs..

_Fat and Less Depressed Legend here_

@jakethesnake2051

6 жыл бұрын

DammitSinged so, massive?

@pnk0tsu

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Quintero *Massive Fat and Less Depressed Legend Here*

@deryckbolante

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Massive Legend breaks down door just to open Pokemon cards. And *who* says you don't put effort into these videos.

@f0ur_f1ngers91

6 жыл бұрын

Meme Tube are you lying

@f0ur_f1ngers91

6 жыл бұрын

Meme Tube how young

@DufulPlays

6 жыл бұрын

Meme Tube Lmfao you won't be judged here though

@f0ur_f1ngers91

6 жыл бұрын

DufulPlays well that's true

@AtlasIsCrazy

6 жыл бұрын

I once did the same but I'm a man ... No I didn't shove it in my ass ... Yep

Glad you're back. I've had a massive legend sized hole in my life since you've been gone

@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIPKIIIIIIIIIIIIII

6 жыл бұрын

equallity thats what you get when you cheat on Max with your moms vibrator ;)

@sodiepop2356

6 жыл бұрын

P K maybe just don’t say anything ever again

Welcome to JeffWatch Classic! Number of Jeffs in this episode: 0 Number of Bruhs in this episode: 0 Number of Oofs in this episode: 0 Total Burning Shadows opened: 44

@ultraminecraft69

3 жыл бұрын

F

All that money doesn't go into pokemon cards, it goes into buying new doors

I didn't realise over a month is 2 days in Australian time

@hehhehdummy

6 жыл бұрын

Stefan Robinson time zones dude

If you are depressed I really hope you feel better soon. Take ur time if you need to bud

0:18 My dog when I bring dinner into my room.

@bbb_888

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you bring dinner into your room? Why can't you eat at the dinner table??

@AidenLS

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

8:52 you guys are sick *but max rubs the card*

@poppapuddingpop1218

5 жыл бұрын

Not to mention it's a 14 year old girl

@zometthecomet

4 жыл бұрын

You're fucking sick!

@rakkurin8023

4 жыл бұрын

Chikka Messenger She’s 14 m8 gg

@kyle11177

4 жыл бұрын

@@icecreeeeam And that was the last we ever heard of him. 🚔🚨

MAX YOURE LITERALLY NOT FAT AT ALL IM GENUINELY UPSET

hope you're feeling better man, glad to see your ok. Keep up the hard work, being happy is unfortunately a process; reach out to a professional if you ever need help

@memelordmurphy6203

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Shia Labeouf. That really helped me man. Thank you, Shia Labeouf.

@einpatriot7391

6 жыл бұрын

one of the best comments below a max vid!

@DecimusTheThinker

6 жыл бұрын

Hollywood superstar Shia Lebeof.

Glad to have you back, stay on the grind and out of depression, but most importantly, be happy.

0:50 -HE'S BACK -"I'M BACK" -Massive Legend 2019

“Here’ssssssssssss Boggy!”

@batman-yx1hp

6 жыл бұрын

Big bog

@balasatheesh1187

6 жыл бұрын

Eyy demonetized legend here

@joshsilvia9077

6 жыл бұрын

Oh shit nerd city, make fun of max for some reason, idk you're the one with the KZread channel . I love both of you but, Fuck max that was the longest 2 days of my life and he deserves it .

@nerdcity

6 жыл бұрын

josh silvia - bad idea to mock Max. When the apocalypse happens and Pop Figurines are the new global currency, he’ll be one of the wealthiest men on the planet.

@joshsilvia9077

6 жыл бұрын

Nerd City take me under your infinite wisdom .

I knew that door was going to break one day.

@lvl5charmander

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle The Meme Lord i took away the thumbs up for that avi you got there

@kylenakogee6631

6 жыл бұрын

Lvl 5 Charmander :(

@lvl5charmander

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle The Meme Lord ok its back

Legit ~$140 of just promos

@riverlangford5871

6 жыл бұрын

Dark Justice aye3e

@dw33b61

6 жыл бұрын

150.80

@egg6649

6 жыл бұрын

It seems like if you find a box for not that much, you can actually gain money.

@christianklindt3699

6 жыл бұрын

176.80 or 150.80 depending on if u count pack card

@Squared_Table

6 жыл бұрын

ikr and the box is only like 60 bucks

YOOOOO Max dude don't be depressed, think of all of us who are your friends or would be if we were there with you, it's not just youtube numbers, we love you dude. Always here, always supportive.

I was going to comment a meme but instead I just want to say that I genuinely missed you, and depression sucks, I really hope you're doing well

@bippersquipper5878

6 жыл бұрын

Angie Horizon So true

@Mimey1991

6 жыл бұрын

Austin Merlino sometimes you dont know a reason, youre just despressed and you dont know why, it sucks

@Malaikat31

6 жыл бұрын

Angie Horizon He doesn't have depression you gullible fuck.

@posergrave

6 жыл бұрын

Let me clarify: by depression I didn't necessarily mean it as slang for a depressive DISORDER. he said he had been feeling depressed, so I'm going to take that at face value- meaning, literally, he had been feeling some d e p r e s s i o n

I thought you were starting a rap career with Joji and leaving us too, glad to see your cute ass back mate

@yoinkmate2273

6 жыл бұрын

Hing Dong Jooger Jooger you’re*

@YoungIanHollister

6 жыл бұрын

Official Rekt you’re is present tense, you were is past tense. Nice try though

@franqueee

6 жыл бұрын

Hing Dong Jooger Jooger why 'rap' tho out of all things?

@justwow768

6 жыл бұрын

Forty Seven thats what joji started to pursue his new career in

@YoungIanHollister

6 жыл бұрын

Forty Seven Max would make a great hype man

Wow you broke through that door real hard. You must have really wanted those YuGiOh cards.

@antivirus_protection

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

Glad your back mate! Great video to come back to!

The yellow ‘A’ on the cards stands for alternative and it just means that the cards are different artworks of previous cards with the same moves, hp etc.

Welcome back, Max, im so relieved that you're still alive. for starters, i missed your videos, but i was actually starting to worry for you. take care of yourself, and don't be afraid to reach out when you need some support ;;

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AT ANY SIZE MAX, WELCOME BACK. Was very excited to see you had a new video out, I was in need of a MASSIVE LEGEND.

MASSIVE LEGEND RETURNS!!! I'm so fricking glad you're back!!!!!!

he protecc he attacc but most importantly he bacc

@danedescande

6 жыл бұрын

Most importantly, he thicc as facc

@ryankaufman3590

6 жыл бұрын

Most importantly, he need Prozac

@DJbirfday

6 жыл бұрын

he open pacc

@thistleextract

6 жыл бұрын

he's fat

@Chrisboy265

6 жыл бұрын

He snacc

I don’t even play Pokémon, I genuinely just come here for your unique personality. Love ya Max, papa bless✌🏽

@Ooth9999

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Griffith same

@turtleanton6539

2 жыл бұрын

Riiiiiiight

Welcome back!! I hope you are feeling better!!

Awesome! Great to have you back Max. I missed seeing your videos when I checked my subs after I got home from work. After 2 weeks I figured something was up. Sorry to hear that you were feeling depressed but I'm glad you took some time to take care of yourself. People shouldn't be nasty, especially if they are not paying for the entertainment. I've seen other popular content creators take hiatus' for the same reason. Self care is important man. Again, great to have you back. Can't wait for the next upload.

“I was fat and depressed “ SAME

Hey max, this is 100% serious. Thank you for not quitting KZread like everyone else has. I've watched you since 2012. And your videos have helped me through the worst of my chronic depression and suicidal thoughts. I love your content. Please stay with us as long as you can. Without you KZread is nothing. I cherish every time you make a video. You're an amazing bean and you're highly respected by us even though most of us just take the piss all the time. Thank you for taking the time to record and edit your videos. I hope you have an amazing day. Hugs in a non creepy way. Your pal Lisa

@lonkette

6 жыл бұрын

Mrs Frizzle nice! Can we go on a field trip?

I always end up cry laughing. His videos are the best. Gives me life haha

I haven’t been into Pokémon for years but I still watch this because of max LMAO

MASSIVE LEGEND IS BACK

The physical return of Christ (2018, colorized)

Hey Max, glad to see you're back and motivated. I know how you feel and I hope you can push through so we can continue to watch a crazy Australian yell at cardboard. Keep it up Max!

We are glad to have you back max

how did you gain all that weight in 2 days??

@Bigfootguy1

Жыл бұрын

Hey I heard about the news. Sorry about your aunt Helen max..

Total for this video was $176.80 if anyone’s curious

@euphoraevo1529

6 жыл бұрын

Is this including the fact he needs a new door?

@Cellkist

6 жыл бұрын

He doesn't need a new door. It's just a hole.

@michellejaxon5245

6 жыл бұрын

thank you

@Pierdoink

6 жыл бұрын

smawllz no he doesn't I think he's talking about how much all the card's values added up to

@shinlohankha

6 жыл бұрын

Bless you

I have to say...this man's ad placement is impeccable.

max bby you have became a bit more of a massive legend then before.

*We waited so long to watch a man sit in a room surrounded by Pokemon shit opening packets of cards and occasionally screaming.* we fucking love you max

It’s nice to have you back, buddy. I’m glad you’re feeling better. I hope you continue to feel better and better. ily, you massive legend.

Tf my phone breaks for ONE DAY and you decide to upload a video that day? Your timing is amazing but welcome back you maaaaasive LEGEND!

Good to have you back brother. stay well.

I can smell the fleeting alcoholism through the video

More weight means more Max

@poppapuddingpop1218

5 жыл бұрын

Hes gaining mass, not weight

I missed you and hoped you weren't pullin the ole' yoteslaya. I can't go back to gmm max, don't make me do it

you are great dont be thinking any less of yourself and know you've got lots wanting the best for you

welcome back Max! I dont really care about pokemon, but your videos make me so happy. Take care of yourself! and remember, we will always be here ❤

Max I missed you so much! I'm so sorry to hear what you've been going through but I just want you to know that your fans are all here for you with emotional support :) Love ya (p.s. I ain't gay)

Welcome back maxiboi! We missed you

I still come back to this video for the intro because of how perfect it is.

I want to see all the clips of max turning on his camera and then leaving just to bust through the door

My boy Max is back. I'm very happy to see you, please treat yourself to something. I want you to be happy Max, so treat yo self to something nice. But don't go out and get something ridiculously expensive.

@Cellkist

6 жыл бұрын

You seem like a cool guy, Gork Akechi.

@nolongeractive3797

6 жыл бұрын

goro giving good advice? who would’ve thought

@Cellkist

6 жыл бұрын

I find it odd that you found a reply from me on the H3 podcast

♥ me some thicc max

@babyfacejay2

5 жыл бұрын

bitch

@pc31754

3 жыл бұрын

bitch

@ShinobiSZN

3 жыл бұрын

Bitch

@RodrigoMartinez-ib9fq

3 жыл бұрын

Simp

@c9h5

3 жыл бұрын

Bitch

Dude you don't have to explain why you haven't been posting other true fans like myself will still be here waiting for that notification :) keep on keeping on !

My life sucks so much I kept coming back here and checking to make sure utube didn't f*$K up again?! Dang I missed you max!!

Pewdiepie and maxmoefoe returned on the same day... coincidence ? I think not

I always come back here for this legendary intro.

Honestly I just really love your channel :o

Holy shit Max is swol now

@lvl5charmander

6 жыл бұрын

Prog Rock Stuff fat

@insanityaesthetic9656

6 жыл бұрын

Joji is too

@OriasX

6 жыл бұрын

Maximum swolo

@KaiokenLuffy

6 жыл бұрын

hes rich why would he not get fat ?

@revvytex3310

6 жыл бұрын

Meme Lord yeh

the intro is going to be a dolan dark meme in 3 days

8:59 That blacksmith is lookin' mighty fine!

Damn max, missed you a lot! hope you're well / getting better, all the best.

Max never looked fat to me

@danksoccermoma

6 жыл бұрын

same

That intro was well worth the month wait😂

That texture reminds me to the old dragon ball collection cards from the 90s,they were amazing!

You always tell me to rewatch your vidjas so I’m back baby

Ahh, so the long hiatus was waiting for the replacement door to get delivered for the intro. I'll allow it.

THICC LEGEND

@ManectricReturns

6 жыл бұрын

MASSIVE LEGEND

@AngelinaRose

6 жыл бұрын

Ricky Spanish I AGREE

"I don't own this house, I RENT" really does resonate in the intro

I don't think I have the perfect fit sleeves but I add something I have something similar to that and it's like a like some of the card sleeves thing is like a visible so should I still put it in the card protector thing

Max is lucky man he got the kinda fat that spreads round his whole body and not just makes his stomach fat it's all proportionate so he just looks kinda swol

@why8476

6 жыл бұрын

T H I C C and sexy

@archrocks4684

6 жыл бұрын

Bene Why exactly boi aghh I'm weak 😥😥

@why8476

6 жыл бұрын

Do.. Do you want...Would you.. Like.. Aaaa little succ?

MASSIVE LEGEND HAS DESCEND UNTO US ONCE MORE and on the 7th day he rested for another 2 months again

@sickassfoo

6 жыл бұрын

ascended is more like it

Come for the Pokemon, stay for the intros, love you max!

“I was fat and depressed” Me too Max. Me too.

OMG that pudgy little arm poking through the hole in your door fucking killed me xD glad ya back

I genuinely thought I was hallucinating when I saw this , can’t believe you’re back bro , glad you’re feeling better you MASSIVE LEGEND !!!!!!

Nice to have you back max!

That Karen card would have awakened something in 10 year old me.

@damianpp456

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

MASSIVE HIATUS HERE

Better anime comeback than Dr.Disrespect

@DeSaxofoonVanPeter

6 жыл бұрын

D OMEGALUL C

ily max welcome back

One of my favorite door openings. Second only to "ME SAD DOOR GONE"

Dude, I don't even collect or follow anything to do with Pokemon cards, but you're so damn entertaining I watch every one of these. Keep it up!

The door intro is back boys

Glad to know ur not dead :)

Yes! Daddy is back from hibernation

i have finally learned the real meaning of two days,thank you Max for that lesson,next time i'll tell my boss i'm taking a two day break i'll know how long i have.

That intro is going to be the next meme!

Regi power part had me dying lol

Ok, I'm bored right now and started to re-watch Max's videos, and I was thinking lets just say it's a nice day out, you're eating a nice bowl of cereal and Max just enters your room like that. Just imagine it!