After watching Roffle miss the Flush House I had to join a monastery and self-flagellate to atone for his Balatro sins.

Not showing the deck at the end gave me physical, mental, philosophical, theoretical and imaginary pain!

@Astryder

4 күн бұрын

real...

@matthewk.4289

3 күн бұрын

don't forget emotional pain... that too

Ever get halfway through watching a Roffle run wondering why you’re feeling Deja Vu and then realize you watched this run live?

every time roffle plays any card or doesn't play any card it causes me real unbearable physical pain to the point that i'm literally writhing on the floor in anguished tears screaming till my voice is hoarse, why would streamer man do this to me?

Diamonds are a Roffle's best friend

I feel like that last blind was the most suspenseful blind I've seen on this channel

I love watching a) Roffle laughing and having fun And b) Roffle doing everything he can to instigate chat and commenters Most days they overlap

Me when I am digging for minerals other than diamonds but can’t find any:

Right after watching this video, I had a run on green deck, with rough gem, and converted the whole deck to diamonds. Thanks for the luck mr. streamer

I just beat gold stake for the first time ever. Used yellow deck it was scuffed asf but was able to squeeze by Cerulean Bell

more like "Oops! All Foils!"

Getting it in the last hand before certain death couldn't have been more perfect 😂

"just one more video before i go to bed" - me at 2 in the morning

@Elandrianthetrue

4 күн бұрын

you and me both buddy. good luck sleeping

@Kaysler

4 күн бұрын

It is ok, I open tomorrow, i don't have to be up until 4:30Am!

13:08 11 year old me trying to sleep after watching a creepypasta video

Any tips on Black Deck Gold Stake? or is it basically all rng luck lol. I hate this deck with a passion.

@KipomoVideos

4 күн бұрын

I'm on that right now, prioritize blue seals/planets and deck fixing early, find a scalable joker (wee, tarot, spare pants etc) and then find a mult multer to finish up

@pokefan4737

4 күн бұрын

My first black deck victory was using trousers and getting really lucky by getting canio for multing. I also was able to pick up 3 negative tags along the way. The only way to victory with black deck is playing extra risky in spots, but once you get good jokers and econ, black deck can steamroll. Also I was only able to win because of a final shop that was extremely clutch

@pokefan4737

4 күн бұрын

Though negative tags are pretty much never worth it

@alexsiemers7898

4 күн бұрын

@@pokefan4737and they seem even less worth it when Black deck’s upside is the extra joker slot

@onelazynoob15

4 күн бұрын

Stencil is crazy, I won black deck with it and 3 other jokers, obelisk and bus being my other scoring jokers, and another was an eternal holographic common that I was stuck with because I took it earlier to survive

I had a run that made even some headway into Ante 13 yesterday; where I had Blueprint; Hologram and Certificate of Athenticity. The game notably started to lose frames with my 145 card deck.

You know, I could swear I saw Strummer misplay...but upon a rewatch of the part I saw, I was mistaken.

Alternate title: Oops All Foil

bro shined bright like a diamond

Proverbially literally almost died when he _missed_ the Flush House by complete accident

Just wanna say I love the intros where you explain what it's about but not spoil it.

I'm not great at Balatro, but watching this really helps me know why. I have a severe luck issue :P

@thetaminus2334

3 күн бұрын

95 percent of balatro players quit before they hit big

@Dooty-Doot

3 күн бұрын

@@thetaminus2334 🤩

the flush house would have been more optimal because both vampire value (vampire my beloved) and the 2nd hand would result in more money (i love money) at the cost of making jupiter slightly rarer and not making chat upset so missing the flush house was absolutely the correct play there

So excited to watch this!!!

6:38 me when i see a photo of that one family of actors but i cant pronounce their names

@SFTMKW

4 күн бұрын

fuck, this really got me, good job :)

31:50 RIP MONEY bro was just praising the card not even two seconds later

“Nothing flat matters” -Roffle 2024

This video was a lovely accompaniment to some microwave reheated pizza

look. 32:00 was the objectively right play, i get that. black hole doesn’t scale constellation. i would pick the same thing if i didn’t monke brain see spectral click spectral. but it’s still sad to see a black hole be unused like that

When I saw the second hand of the Diamond boss, I thought to myself "wait, how did that score so much more? Wait- He didn't..." Rewound, yes he did. Straight flush! Started laughing, then when he realized, I just about died. I think that's my favorite Roffle moment so far, I rarely laugh that hard

love the star tarot congrats on all diamonds

What does the blank voucher do? I always buy it but ive not noticed anything

31:07 I also do this. I hook up my phone to my spare monitor so the laptop can focus on running Balatro. With Roffle pr NorthernLion on the monitor it gives me more confidence on higher stakes.

Here you are just casually beating Gold Stake, whereas I'm still stuck on Orange Stake with the Ghost Desk.

Ah to die satisfied, my one true desire.

I can't believe your deck had so many diamonds and you never drew a single flush house. Just ridiculously unlucky.

Wish I could get a run like this. Rough Gem is the last Gold Sticker I need.

ye i agree with 36:21

He didn't even show us his deck at the end of the video. As pro HS player Trump famously said: "I am unsatisfied".

Riffle, I’m gonna admit something to you. I am a type A chatter. I regularly watch these videos and nitpick tiny little optimizations you miss. But then, I do not win nearly as consistently as you do. I probably have about 100 hours, and I have only managed to make it to gold stake on abandoned deck, and I have not beat it yet

Joke's on you, I won on black deck today and I took Heiroglyph in ante 2.

Oops! All foil!

21:55 😂😂😂

Wish I could use the CEASE emote in the comments and tell him about the boss blind, oh well

Please show us all the jokers you completed gold with

makes fun of chat for the flush house Misses four dollars by not throwing the king and jack into the hand

There are no Flush Houses in Ba Sing Se.

but the funne flush house :(

@AramesiaToken

4 күн бұрын

He did the funny straight flush though

So many stars are we sure he isn't nemesis?

i wouldnt say the not black hole pick did actually annoy me although i know it doesnt matter, but still what the fettuccine Roffle.

@n.d.r.g4724

3 күн бұрын

Black hole doesn't increase constellation so the Jupiter was the better play

@Bomsanchu

3 күн бұрын

@@n.d.r.g4724 ow okay didn't know that, kinda logical as it isn't a planet, well learned something new I guess.

It would have been so nice if it didn't copy the infinite joker bro 😭

Holy crap, I'm really early