"The best head we've ever had ...." That line nearly killed me. Then you had to follow it up with the human bottle of hand lotion.

@JONNYSORENSEN_AU

2 жыл бұрын

Palmolive cleans as it moisturizes

This is so hilarious because you can feel the waves of suppressed rage Mike is holding back. It’s the only good thing this movie caused.

"The 'Cenobites at Six Flags look Marvel opted to give these heroes." LMAO someone finally put into words what's wrong with these costumes.

@spacecase13

2 жыл бұрын

This is what I have had rattling around unexpressed in my brain. Finally someone had the sight to express this feeling and I can pull that thorn out of my mind!!! Oh the relief!!!

@wyllyamjohnson3561

2 жыл бұрын

Straight bars!! One of the best lines ever!

This may be the only the good thing to come from Eternals

@guilherme5094

2 жыл бұрын

This is the only good thing.

@andrewm1309

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@bootsdamugger6630

2 жыл бұрын

Im attempting to watch this movies as we speak not 15 minutes in and Im bored and found myself looking at my phone and came across your video. If that's not irony...

Comedy Gold! Brilliantly executed sir. Bravo!

"The best head we've ever had" the best line I have heard in a long time. Bravo!

“The Cenobites at Six Flags look~” line was CLASSIC! Hands down this is the BEST product review I’ve seen this year!!! Astounding video with exceptional creative gusto. Thank you and keep up the fantastic work!

This was honestly the best KZread video I've seen in a long time. So many things were roasted in this video and the perfectly timed and scripted humor that takes the piss on it all was perfect. You sir deserve a streamy or whatever the heck those awards are called.

@GundamWarrior1

2 жыл бұрын

Good to see you here Brad!

@occamsrazor4370

2 жыл бұрын

Love your channel Brad. Your a funny guy fella.

“Warm semen color” is probably the most repulsive, yet accurate description of her color scheme that we were all thinking in the back of our heads and you finally put into words.

@JohnPrepuce

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't pull any punches on this one, did he.

Had this on as I wandered the house on a lazy, rainy Sunday here in Australia. Heard the tone, thought "hang on, what now?"Laughed out loud properly. Very clever, well done man. Keep fighting the good fight

You guys knocked it out of the park with this one! You had me rollin" from beginning to end. The Scientology part was especially on point! Keep doing what you're doing, my ninja!!!

I almost choked on my coffee during the phone call. Most excellent! Stay positive! This is the one MCU movie I've been dragging my feet on watching. Great video

“Hasbro has been giving us the best head, and we should give it back to them!” God bless you, Michael.

Keep doing what you're doing and I'll keep watching and up voting.

"Cenobites at Six Flags". Pure gold! If I could give this more than a single thumbs up I would! Brilliant Michael. Just brilliant!

The sarcasm is so strong with this one lol, I love the parody! I don’t know how you were able to keep a straight face while filming this. I request a gag reel. Well done, Michael lol.

@retroblasting

2 жыл бұрын

I managed the straight face by rehearsing for an entire day, and exhaustively watching so many cringeworthy shill toy channels, I wanted to die.

This is truly high art Michael! This is funny AF! I love that you can see the discount sticker on Ajax!

I must admit that your deadpan delivery during most of this video really had me laughing out loud!! 😂🤣 Thank you!! 😊

So awesome Mike. You guys keep up the great work.

Amazingly I see these figures everywhere.... must be because it was an amazing movie with equally amazing toys. And perfect that Hasbro has instructed toy companies to sell these at discounted prices so we can all get a complete line of flat chested action heros...

Michael, this was hilarious! Loved it! I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I clicked on it lol. I never knew I needed a whole channel of you doing sarcastic modern toy reviews until now!

I just don't understand the sheer volume of Eternals figures on shelves. This has to be one of the greatest misfires in recent history. Great video as always.

I really love the sarcastic satirical style video of yours, I was laughing out loud the whole video!!! This was so enjoyable!!

I love this review. Thank you so much Michael!

Oh man that phone call at the end hahaha Michael you deserve an Oscar, that was some nice acting. Very good sir. Had to watch this video three times because it was just sublime. So many great sarcastic lines. Thanks for doing this dude, we need more videos like this in the world.

@retroblasting

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you sir!

You’re probably the most based dude on this community, we definitely need more guys like you

This is why I love your channel. You kill it with unbelievable sarcasm!

I nearly broke my mouse clicking the Like button on this video. Superb review.

Thank you for this review. This is my favorite line of actions figures and a great movie to boot.

I enjoy this more every time I watch it. Thanks Retroblasting.

This was excellent! Love it! The background music nails the parody!

This wave clogged pegs so hard I never saw the Ursa Major Wave, AOA Colossus Wave, Armadillo Wave and even that new odd wave with the green cow dude at my local target lmao

Excellent video and background music!

Finally an on point review that expresses the true reflection of my feelings!! This is the most accurate review ever.

Whenever I need a good laugh, I come back to this video. Awesome job! 🤣

This is nothing short of a mic-drop worthy video. Well played, Michael. Well played.

Dude, you totally got me. That was awesome!!! 😂

This is an awesome video. Amazing writing

Loved it! Trolling at its BEST! The line about giving head made me laugh out loud!

Best 10 minutes and 10 seconds of my day. I usually wait until I watch an entire video before I comment but I knew the destination and you did not fail me. I get it… um no pun intended 🤭😁

I’m only about 50 seconds into this video, but I am detecting a hint of sarcasm. 🤔. You had me at Selma Hayek, but lost me at Angelina Jolie’s kids. Keep up the great work Team Retroblasting. 😀👍🏻 Thanks for the years of content.

And this here, kids, is what we call Pllllllllatinum ;) Because gold ain't good enough for this performance. Bravo Retroblasting!!!!!

Pure GOLD!! Thank you Michael, I needed a good laugh today.

Thanks Michael, this was hilarious thanks for cheering me up

Oh GOD I needed this today! Been a horrible week and you made it much better. And the stinger to all this is the ad at the end was for D+ and then scrolling down thru the recommended vids was a "Product in this video" "Browse Now" spot to make sure I DIDN'T miss out on Selma Hayek's "boobage" in figure form... Pure GOLD!

😂😂 I love when Michael makes this kind of videos made my day, thanks!!!

Lmao 5 seconds in and I already know where this video is headed. Much love Retro Blasting ❤️

Thanks for making this, Michael. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. This may be your funniest video yet. It's so funny because it's true. 😂👍

Michael you are an absolute LEGEND!!!!! This is why I love RetroBlasting!

Genuinely impressive acting here, as well as being one of your funniest videos yet.

Comedy Gold!! Thanks from a long time german subscriber

The last thumbnail at the end of the video is the one that got me…well done.

This made my day keep it up

Omg this is hilarious… LoL great job ! I love the elevator music in the background.

More truth!!!! Your work is soooooo appreciated!!!!! God Bless you guys!!!

This was the best Eternals ad ever! You did great Michael. I'm gonna go buy a busty Jolie action figure now. Oh wait, there's no more Targets in Canada.

Such a stunning and brave video.

Are you sure Comedy isn't your calling? Because I was laughing all the way through this! Bravo, very well done Sir!

You had me going - thanks for keeping it real at the end, we expect nothing more than honest feedback thank you!

This video was too good. That bit at the end was brilliant.

Wonderful. Snarkiest video yet. Love this channel.

Another amazing video! You totally hit it home at the end. Thank god It’s a parody. I guess the one thing about the Eternals line is that they are all clearanced and you can get the whole team for about the price as one regular priced. Corporations can’t contain Retroblasting!!!!

"Not At All Wong" lol

I liked that ending. A nice touch sir 😉

The details, music, editing the quick cuts, all of it so perfectly done. Its so good, so true to the types, this will be the only RB video I don't want to see again. Absolutely brilliant.

When I heard the background music I “got it” Well done. 👍🏻👍🏻

I love these reviews, they really help me feel better about my decision to purchase all these figures instead of eating.

Hahaha Holy crap, this is the best I was just looking up some old figures I used to have and found my new favorite channel I gotta bing the whole thing

Quality satire, Michael. I hope we see more like this.

Please,Please do more videos like this. I loved what you did here *chefs kiss

@retroblasting

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should watch the Tubbz video then, rather than assume I haven't made other videos like this....

once again great vid rb

Absolutely brilliant mate. I pissed myself laughing all the way through watching this

This video is golden! Love it, lol!

Nicely done great review

LOVE THIS. hey wjat we're your thoughts on the BATTLEFIELD EARTH toys from 2000?

I had to pause at the "giving the best..." I nearly choked on my tea.

Love it! you can tell you have spent time in the UK.. such sarcasm

Letting out some good truth bombs at the end mr french well done. 👍

Played it twice to make sure. I cried, I laughed. Brilliant work.

Who says Michael doesn’t have a sense of humour?! Well played Sir, well played :)

Great video Mike. Loved it. I’ve been disappointed in they way there bust are.

When you called Jolie’s figure the color of warm semen I laughed out loud 😂

@skylx0812

2 жыл бұрын

Can place her next to that fist action Tarzan figure.

@skylx0812

2 жыл бұрын

And that Bat Man water gun.

ok i was waiting for the joke, and i was right XDDDDDD the beginning of the video looks very "youtube commercial" not at all Retroblasting style (fortunally), im happy to see that you are not selling yourself (and in any case you don't really need it), i like the way you are. Very nice XD

Flawless delivery. Nailed it.

Wait what, wrong channel? No exactly right, the 50 eternal figures I passed this morning at Target tell the same tale. Great video

I knew you were kidding when you said the most anticipated movie Eternals. Haha. Good one.

Oh. Oh this is something else. Michael you genius!

Bravo!!! Great video

Really love Michael’s sincerity here! You can tell he simply is ecstatic about these figures! I’m so excited to pick them up now!

This is brilliant writing as usual!! 💪

I'm rolling on the floor laughing "to ensure they nailed the standing around limited posing Marvel put lots of shots of them standing around in the movie" lol dude love the "flowing hair" line I was dieing.

Angela and all her children lol!!!!! I love seeing the clearance sticker on the box!!

Oh I see what you did here.....impressive.....most impressive!

Such positivity, much happy!

Not only did I miss out on those figures, but that badass shirt you’re wearing

Retroblasting...you so smarmy. Loved it 🤣

This video might help the Eternals get some much needed attention lol. I love how it is flattering and at the same time clearly a roast.

good stuff Micheal!!

Absolutely outstanding. I'll take well thought out critiques and personal integrity over paid shills any day.

OKAY.... To make this EVEN funnier... Disney is advertising "The Eternals" at the beginning of the video!!!!!!!

@retroblasting

2 жыл бұрын

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA