I still can’t believe Hitman 3 is just a cinematic video game of Tomar’s life story. Technology these days is amazing

@cannandreas

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr... it felt like only yesterday he brought Jaxxy some fuckin fewd!

@pyrotechnick420

2 жыл бұрын

haha because bald jokes right? .....

@TheRealRusDaddy

Жыл бұрын

@@pyrotechnick420 no they had to shave 47 to avoid tomar copyright sueing the first game not that it didnt enrage him regardless

Tomar making a game about his past career is brave and bold, you can see how young he was without his signature tomar beard

@bibser295

3 жыл бұрын

Legend has it, that if you scan the barcode on the back of his head, the location of a Tomar Emerald is revealed

@jakurz4297

3 жыл бұрын

@@bibser295 Erm, nice try pal, but we all know Tomar would never just give up one of his Gemeralds THAT easily *strokes beard* *eats toenail*

@timothytzovolos153

3 жыл бұрын

Tomar can use static electricity to have anything stick on his succulent bald head

@kahnqueror8486

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakurz4297 ehm..keep in mind PAL Tomar wears his iconic little baseball cap and occasionally uses a cloaking spell whenever he is seen in public without his funny little cap for a reason BUD.

@BombasticLion

Жыл бұрын

@@bibser295 yeah but it sends a signal out and broadcasts the location on fox news so you have to fight through hordes of conspiracy theorists to get to it

I like the touch of adding “ a coin at this hour ?” Keep up the good shit Bibsy

I swear last time I was at Walmart, Tomar was there. He was in the produce section holding a watermelon. He shouted “This could be you, your soft skull inside of my grip” while starring directly into my soul. He then squished the melon in his hands like a ball of paper. Never meet your heroes, kids.

Tomar once hit me on the street from behind and when I fell to the ground I looked up to see him laughing like the joker. He then stole my credit card and personal information. Very cool meeting him he’s pretty nice.

@timothytzovolos153

3 жыл бұрын

Tomar transforms into a bird so he can rub his beak on various surfaces, which is something they do when their beaks are dirty

NO FAT zone

@timothytzovolos153

3 жыл бұрын

I disapprove, fat is beautiful

Lmao the Doug version of hitman

@deadliestvice5356

2 жыл бұрын

The famous character "Hitman".

Thanks for trimmin off the fat

@bibser295

3 жыл бұрын

Just followin orders boss

@DerekHG

3 жыл бұрын

NO FAT!....NO FAT!

Best funny boy compiler on KZread

@bibser295

3 жыл бұрын

My heart swells

@xx_bugc0re3_xx28

2 жыл бұрын

@@bibser295 erhmmm weird fetish but uhm okay 😊

If this entire thing doesn't end up in the Oneyplays - The Best of Zach: Part Deux: The Reckoning of Joshua Tomar, I might just blow my top.

A bibser comp at this hour..?

I BETTER see some Roachdog Jr's on this or I SWEAR TO LYLE'S ICONIC EYE

@bibser295

3 жыл бұрын

I close my eyes and he's all I see...

When in Dubai is my new catchphrase for committing war crimes, just like my idol, tomar

@A_Black_Sheep94

2 жыл бұрын

As long as you go out of your way to commit them in Tomars name.

I can't wait till they comeback to this game. They can't just stop at the second level, I need my pig physics.

@QuantumPineapple

2 жыл бұрын

They already have

@noises4978

Жыл бұрын

LOL

I was here for this...

A " Best of Hitman 3 " at this hour?

A compilation at this hour?

I hope they come back to this

thank u bibser great job :)

@bibser295

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you my friend, and thanks for watching!

Dude, teh epic vid totes got a haha from me. UPVOTE

@A_Black_Sheep94

2 жыл бұрын

Teh ep1c ftw LMA0

this one made me audibly laugh the most lol

Zachules!

I miss trolling

Ye

Just marking my favorite bits of this one, don't mind me 5:39 7:29

What are they referencing at 0:28 ?

NO FAT

the best of? you mean NO FAT?