I think Club Levy did a good job. They almost touched the walls.

@hyper8701

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, I was surprised they even touched the ground.

@vladsimon9873

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, great job club levy!

@pandaboy9932

4 жыл бұрын

So true 😂😂😂😂

@Jesusthememer

4 жыл бұрын

Look keep in mind they traded roughly 6000 in exchange for roughly 40 (including chariots and cav) seems like a great trade to me they did great

@hugonilsson1575

4 жыл бұрын

Samta Hohimer LOL

Apollo: Club Levy is really Goo - Chariots: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I am the Captain now

@marvelrifter

4 жыл бұрын

background music when the chariots charged... *stelio kontos*

@anathar8830

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot to end it with “...Irish.”

@BrayOfTheDonkey

4 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling this was the writers D&D from Game of Thrones who played with the club levy lol

Good thing the Geneva convention didn't get signed in ancient times

@Robbini0

4 жыл бұрын

Not really sure what reasons they could use for banning chariots or specifically scythed chariots

@Shadow-rl8cu

3 жыл бұрын

@@Robbini0 Weapon of mass destruction?

@Robbini0

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shadow-rl8cu So... they would be banning a very common transportation vehicle, due to a modification that could be done in minutes or hours at most?

@Shadow-rl8cu

3 жыл бұрын

@@Robbini0 No, just TW's chariots will be okay

@MCshadr217

3 жыл бұрын

@@Robbini0 common transportation vehicle? Chariots were very rare for such things, they were literally designed for one thing, two if you count later times. They were designed for war.

It’s actually not click bait like what the hell

@lolhi9823

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@blades9152

4 жыл бұрын

NICE

@h3egypt

4 жыл бұрын

The most overpowered unit in the game... yet few people actually know about

@jordinagel1184

3 жыл бұрын

Hagag Hamed only overpowered if your enemy doesn’t have the right tools to take it down

@jeffthemercenary

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordinagel1184 yea but its more useful in a open field battle

Used chariot salesman- *Slaps chariot" You can cut down 4000 men with this bad boi.

@kapitan19969838

4 жыл бұрын

*sigh* ''good times''

@justinpopelka1148

4 жыл бұрын

Bwahahah

@justinpopelka1148

4 жыл бұрын

Mint

@jaro551

4 жыл бұрын

I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂

@jaro551

4 жыл бұрын

Just imagine it being real 😂

Me, a Plebian: Five Hundred Apollo, an Intellectual: Half a Thousand

@schlumpy982

4 жыл бұрын

Exhaled

@TheDrumstickEmpire

4 жыл бұрын

Jupiter, fecking Jupiter: half a million.

@kapitan19969838

4 жыл бұрын

Mah niqqa, it's a regular way to speak

@mcsquared4238

4 жыл бұрын

Me: a Plebia: K/D Apollo, An intellectual Kill/D

@serenade4926

4 жыл бұрын

Normal people: One thousand. Me, an -Intellectual- arsehole: ten hundred.

5:30 "Can you Imagine 300 men dead already, it's not even been a minute" WW1 would like to speak with you

@blitzcrieg101

4 жыл бұрын

And they thought the Battle of the Somme was bad

@drip9210

4 жыл бұрын

@@blitzcrieg101 on the first day of the Somme there were over 250,000 British killed

@donbajgora9383

4 жыл бұрын

Comrade дерьмовая грудь no dude , on the first day out of 50k british casualities , out of them only 20k died , u went of the charts . 200k is just unbearable for a day

@TheDrumstickEmpire

4 жыл бұрын

Comrade дерьмовая грудь 250k was the battle as a whole 37k for first day.

@blitzcrieg101

4 жыл бұрын

I said 250,000 I should have said 57,000! Sorry

The stupidity of this strategy is almost admirable

@BrayOfTheDonkey

4 жыл бұрын

I still think surely that was set up to see how many kills a unit could get lol

@uctruongtri5352

3 жыл бұрын

there's 2 things that is infinite, the human's stupidity and the universe, and i'm not sure about the universe -einstein

@keevomora

3 жыл бұрын

this is so stupid im actually worried about the guy playing club levy lmaoooo

@jeffthemercenary

3 жыл бұрын

I think they got a breakdown combining like that

@krystofcisar469

28 күн бұрын

Gotta be easiest AI :D

"Why did you not bring any siege towers or siege equipment?" - Because they aren't club levy, obviously.

@legokingtm9462

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@blitzcrieg101

4 жыл бұрын

Laying siege without siege equipment... DUDE WHAT THE CRAP!

@Fabianwew

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what he thought would happen when he reaches the gate.

@blitzcrieg101

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fabianwew I have no idea

@blitzcrieg101

4 жыл бұрын

@@legokingtm9462 dude, you make Lego stop motions? Me too! I saw your pizza delivery. It's awesome!

I imagine some 14 year old rage smashing his computer when he finds out he isant a military genius.

@indianasquatchunters

4 жыл бұрын

Desert Ranger YOU’RE DISRESPECTING A FUTURE US ARMY SOLDIER rheeeeeeee. Haha but in all seriousness I can see that happening.

@onlinekurtu

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha so true

@carinjansen8579

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't

@KaylumHSQ

4 жыл бұрын

Carin Jansen saving the world with grammar corrections

@simplifiednews4235

4 жыл бұрын

Soviet Russia would love his tactics

I always wondered if it was a legit strategy to lag out the opponent. Just make a massive unit spam that his PC cannot handle and win by him failing to command his army at 1fps. Well, seems like it is very situational and generally not a good idea.

@sevthegamer8976

4 жыл бұрын

Well i guess the only way it can work is if the other player is a friend or you know he has a worse pc if he has a better pc you can hit yourself in the knee

@Freya27395

3 жыл бұрын

now thats thinking outside of the box

@jeffthemercenary

3 жыл бұрын

That actually work one time i played shogun 2 and the enemy just spamming Yaris and Swords and my 3-4 year old PC cant handle it and just crashed EDIT : some typos

Gimli: 17! 18! 19! 20! Scythed Chariot: *cough cough*

@kiwifish2990

4 жыл бұрын

I dunno, 2,432,902,000,000,000,000 is a lotta kills for Gimli

@NightShadow_digitalphotography

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dark.8557

4 жыл бұрын

Gimli: *Drops Warhammer* I GIVE UP

fun fact: Ancient chariots were made of the same material as GTA Vice City tanks

@putinyoutosleep6184

4 жыл бұрын

And gta 3 tanks

@smokyblackeyes3615

3 жыл бұрын

So they are Ancient GTA tanks.

One of those cav units from Saba got over 700 kills

@Angannatar

4 жыл бұрын

But if the cavs hadn't entered, I belive the charriot could have killed at least a thousand more. The levys fleed due to the extreme loses and excess of strong enemy units flanking them.

Can we get a nine-chevron unit of Praetorian Guard against four armies of club levy?

@MrMalicious5

2 жыл бұрын

When I got my Praetorians ranked up all the way, 3 or 4 units with some counter cav would demolish most full stacks.

so how many club levies you are bringing? yes

@aidentalley3787

3 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@manuelbes

3 жыл бұрын

and how many club levys are gonna die ? yes

When you said a unit got over 4000 kills I thought you meant someone used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

@ragnartwrii744

4 жыл бұрын

That would have been 5k kills!

@SomehowUnsurprising

4 жыл бұрын

LordKamikaze That was the initial strategy until the thrower counted 1... 2... 5!

@indianasquatchunters

4 жыл бұрын

For Jupiter’s sake, I sure hope the Rabit of Caerbannog hasn’t made its way into the glorious city of Rome. How will we use the Holy Hand Grenade when Christian Rome hasn’t come to be yet?!?!?

@elijahhartke9463

4 жыл бұрын

Love that movie

@scottdolan201

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a ready player one reference?

Given what we now know about Total Winners, this was clearly rigged.

That's what I love about your channel. Sometimes, I come here to see good strategy and tactics. Sometimes I come here for fun, just like that. We can have all that with Apollo! And the commentary is just on point whatever the content is 👌

@blitzcrieg101

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Apollo's narration. It's funny. Just like in 9:23 "it's disgusting" 😂😂😂

@gastonjaillet9512

4 жыл бұрын

@@blitzcrieg101 Absolutely 😂!

@BrayOfTheDonkey

4 жыл бұрын

I still think surely that was set up to see how many kills a unit could get lol

@blitzcrieg101

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrayOfTheDonkey oh yeah

Suebi players: *achievement unlocked: LEEROY JENKINS!*

"Assault the walls! Everyone push up!" "Uh sir there it looks like there won't be a siege your grace."

@elysium7242

4 жыл бұрын

*Stannis Baratheon wordlessly draws burning sword, edgewalks into death and eternal glory*

"Hey 85 kills is good!" "Yeah? Try 4000!" Got some Gimli and Legolas vibes right there

take your snacks and drinks gu.. oh wait, its already over...

Okay guys, I did the math! The chariots got their first kills when the timer was at 11:08 (game time, not video) and reached 4000 at 8:48. That gives them 4000 kills in 2 min and 20 sec. There are 12 chariots, which gives them 333,3 kills each. Divided on 140 sec (2 min and 20 sec) you get 2,4. 2,4 kills per SECOND! That's crazy! And at that point they hadn't lost a single Chariot. Video referance: Chariots first kills: 7:10 Chariots reach 4000: 10:40

@Kublaioi

4 жыл бұрын

Respect

14:30 that aged well....

10:00 "it just keeps on going up, its like a download or something" XDDD

Just saying I would love to see a Elephant go against those Club Levis

@kadinothebean3419

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the unit was elephants lol

@SpaceBadgerino

3 жыл бұрын

@@kadinothebean3419 9 months later lol

@soinsu3950

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpaceBadgerino 9 months later again bro XD

@SpaceBadgerino

2 жыл бұрын

@@soinsu3950 Fair enough

Me: *sees the title* Also me: Are you sure you aren’t playing Three Kingdoms?

The other two generals as soon as they hear the club Levvy allies get charged by chariots. "Well ah, boys... I think we can go home. There no need for war."

This Total Winners is a great team didn’t age very well lol

24 Chariots> 300 Spartans.

@blades9152

4 жыл бұрын

No. Spears are effective against chariots as said. I don’t care if you tried to make a joke. It’s a retarded joke.

@TheMrFu

4 жыл бұрын

@@blades9152 poopoo peepee

@linkofvev

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMrFu Each night, before they go to bed, a Spartan warrior checks under the bed for Scythed Chariots.

@karlfranz1808

4 жыл бұрын

@@blades9152 I only hear mimimimi

@Fabianwew

4 жыл бұрын

@@blades9152 Japan is gay and the katana sucks.

This was such a good idea for a video! Really brightened my day 😂 You should keep this format alongside your regular siege battles and call it Total War Fails or something and make a series 😜

This was epic.Also I would like to see Apollo make a compilation of best artillery hits

@stopmotionjj3609

4 жыл бұрын

yes!

@blades9152

4 жыл бұрын

No!

@stopmotionjj3609

4 жыл бұрын

f off bi**

@blades9152

4 жыл бұрын

stopmotion jj No!

@stopmotionjj3609

4 жыл бұрын

im sorry

11:50 meat is back on the menu bois !!!

@blitzcrieg101

4 жыл бұрын

That is from the Two Towers. When the Orc said that after chopping off the other Orcs head. lol

Total war Rome2: chariots are surrounded and slaughter thousands Real life same situation: Clublevy: “slit the horse throats!”

@TheMrFu

4 жыл бұрын

Poopoo peepee

@tunakhan6950

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMrFu what?

@blades9152

4 жыл бұрын

Snafu what

@ItsMickIntosh

4 жыл бұрын

Cant kill what you cant catch

@blades9152

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Merrell they were surrounded by infantry.

"The defenders are Total Winners so they're really good and experienced players" boy this didn't age well

@cheekybum1513

3 жыл бұрын

What happened?

@MollymaukT

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheekybum1513 They were caught cheating on a Rome 2 multiplayer tournament that Apollo was organizing. There's a video about it from around 2 months ago

@bluiedaniel2739

3 жыл бұрын

@@MollymaukT, yeah, it kinda killed me that they cheat and saw some if their okd battle

@im_flat

2 жыл бұрын

@@MollymaukT how the fuck do you even cheat in total war

@hello7522

2 жыл бұрын

@@im_flat The part that makes it even more embarrassing, is that they lost the game they cheated in.

When the winged chariots arrived!

@reidf8506

4 жыл бұрын

Coming down the river side!

So this is the immortal Total Winners 🤣🤣🤣

Me when Apollo says it’s clickbait. What is the title?

@SethanderWald

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, same. xD

I'd love to see more of these goofy moments! The 40-60 minute videos are great, but sometimes it's nice to just have a short, funny one now and then.

Put those poor levys through the grinder :(

And now, what do you think..... it was arrenged?

@OtakianStorm

3 жыл бұрын

Did you type this before or after the scandal?

Holy. Crap. That's NUTS

are these the total winners that cheated lmaooo

Apollo before: Club Levy is awesome in defense, not in attack That 2 Players: ok

"This is a positive K/D" oh really? Couldn't tell...

Apollo, you are a magician. I pretty much only watch your NTW vids because I love Napoleon, but your title was so compelling that it hooked me instantly. Now I feel like watching more of your RTW vids. Amazing!

Club Levy: You can’t just beat our overwhelming numbers in mere minutes! Scythed Chariots: haha knife horse go swish swish

This made me feel better at my own Total War skills, hope you make more vids like this! XD

I love seeing these kind of silly battles there super entertaining

I clicked this video zoomed right to the end and was like... "Chariots. Rome 2. Should have seen this coming." The most broken, rage inducing unit used against one of the most idiotic siege attacker armies in the most ridiculous 'formation' I've ever seen in gameplay. Being able to mvoe order chariots through an enemy army is the most broken thing in a total war game I've seen because chariots just seem to utterly ignore enemy mass and slay everything on contact like they're surrounded by force fields.

@antred11

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Chariots are incredibly stupid in Rome 2. There's a reason why they had basically disappeared from armies around the world well before Rome even became a great power.

Given it was Total "Winners" I'm almost certain this was staged. Got some of their buddies in to feed them to get their name out there.

4000 club levy pulls up Chariots: I’m about to end this whole mans career

At first, I assumed it was staged because it was just too convenient for the attackers. All of their units bunched up, with chariots and cav seconds away.. Then I realized the attackers were Total Winners and now I'm 100% sure this was completely staged.

@Jeda_Tragumee

10 ай бұрын

No, the DEFENDERS were Total Winners.

Hey Pixelated Apollo! Been a fan for several months and a sub for a couple of days. I would love to see a siege battle where you just pick one random soldier to follow for the whole battle. Showing some other parts of the fight as well but mostly watching the battle from the perspective of one soldier. Thanks! love ya!

Sweet buttery Jesus...

How did his teammates still have the audacity to continue the war .

I love the videos where the point is a single strategic move. Whether it’s an epic sally out or a great use of pikes or archers it’s fun to see a single strategic move used to the extreme

"Total winners are some really good players", this didn't age well.

Would love to listen to that chat room 😂😂 I like the format of a little bit sillier videos sometimes. Keep dishing out the great content PA

That is the funniest thing ive seen in total war rome 2. keep up the great work apollo and if i was starting i would spam archers then the phrase our arrows will blot out the sun works

Club Levy player: "3 months ago I lost 4000 men in the blink of an eye...and Apollo just fuckin watched."

Found your channel this week and this is my new favourite YT video ever.

This guy will certainly bring glory to rome

This reminds me of that one episode from Tanya The Evil, where they're mowing down thousands of footmen from the sky

When your unit in Rome 2 acts like a mage in Warhammer 2

this was a lot of fun to watch, please do some more of this someday

The Club Levy guy probably just did it for the memes

club levies: "We have you outnumbered 400 to 1 chariots: "I like those odds

Nice video! Hahahahaha liked the small silly battle

I guess there will be people spamming chariots next time. 🤔

Lol at the chariots doing doughnuts in the Levy army.

Absolutely hilarious dude, keep up the good work

Keep this up pixie it's both funny and educational for new players to total war so they know what not to do and the result of if they don't listen

yes make more of these types of videos man!

Apollo's attitude and voice sound so positive. Always makes me happy watching these videos :)

"In melee, unit winning decisively" You don't say?

great videos apollo, keep up the great work

this is the best thing i have seen in a long time, stitches, in stitches.

Messenger: "My lords! Its... the Club Levys." Lord: "We have walls."

I love goofy videos. Keep them coming!

I loved it usually get bored with 45 minute videos do more like this

I would’ve liked to see the in game chat lmao

if those clubman had properly charged the chariots they would have showered em with pointy sticks. Wonder if that had made any difference.

man i do love being a club levy in rome oh hey the gates opening *sound of death approaching*

Do more videos like this they are actually very entertaining

Now this is the quality content I subscribed for 10/10 P.S. I love your vids Apollo.

I thought this was amazing, until I heard the defenders were "total winners". Then it was pretty clear it was rigged.

As soon as I saw the sea of club levy I fell off my chair lmaooo 😂😂😂

Looking back after total winners cheating scandal, I'd say it's just staged

Love Pontus use em every time and I honestly have done exactly that before ripped through galacia and practically wiped me out with 3 chariots

Wow... That is totally nuts! Dang... If the levy player had placed that hoard in the very rear and let allies break defenses, they could have come in at halfway point in the battle as reinforcements and swamped the defenders

You gotta wonder if club guy told the other guys what he was doing. This was definitely a fun little battle to see

PA: 1066, good historic number. Anglo Saxons: Am I a joke to you?

4,000 people get brutally slaughtered by just 100 men, funniest shit i've ever seen.

That chariot had as much trouble as someone mowing their lawn.

It looks like Kush and Athens lost a bet and got the worst Total War players for teammates as punishment. I loved this video! It was very funny!

I can imagine all the salt in the game chat lmao

Apollo on Jan 2020 video : GREATEST ARMY COMP OF ALL TIME!! Consists of club levy's *One year later* *Fast forward to this* Chariot: Let me introduce myself.

This is actually so good