"I would much rather go to the dentist". LMFAO!

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

🦷🪥

So thankful for your videos it reminds me how rigged these machines are

@tonymason6686

Жыл бұрын

It's fasctinating to do 10 second skips and just watch the balance sink.... sink.... sink.... sink..... Any time I'm feeling the urge to hit the local indian casino, all I need to remind me what is very likely going to happen is to watch a couple Vegas Matt videos. He's saved me an ungodly amount of money. Thanks Matt!!!!!

@timothytice3074

Жыл бұрын

Yea not random

@dennisd4027

Жыл бұрын

@@tonymason6686 that's almost verbatim to what I was going to say. Not sure who's bankrolling this guy but I kind of feel bad for whoever is losing all this money.

@mullerpb74

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisd4027 You are by watching their videos.

@ekoblala9901

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisd4027he is bankrolling himself he was in a podcast and answered some behind the scenes questions I found it pretty interesting

Another hilarious session, thanks for sharing the good, the bad and the Sando Have a great weekend

I LOL'd when you said you spent $2,000 for $79 😂

@tonyjayequinney5116

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. FUNNY AS HELL!😂 Although, that fish game was generous to me. I just played the denoms here and there. Sometimes that helps.😊

Favorite time of the day! VEGAS MATT TIME

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much and I really appreciate you watching!

I'm going through some medical stuff right now and your videos get my mind off of everything!!! Thanks guys!!!

@jillb7234

11 ай бұрын

Hope you feel better soon!

Omg, cracking up. You were so serious when you said "size matters". 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂

I want you to know you always make me laugh and I love your videos and enthusiasm! Your last line on size matters had me rolling on the floor!

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Lol thanks

EJ, you remember Dr. Seuss? No dad, you made me read Bob Dancer.

Can't stand this slot either, but I'd watch you guys play just about anything!

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Thanks appreciate you

You want all 3 to go off at the same time. Yellow will give grand chance. Need to get a wheel spin by getting a shaker on the coin reel and landing on wheel spin side

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Have to try it again!

" I would rather go to the dentist than play this game " lmao That game must be pretty bad then ! Thanks for playing it so I never have too Matt !

“This is weird 40 employees standing around doing nothing” So true. Just wasted potential standing around.

At the airport getting ready for my vacation, love listening to your banter in the background while i stroll around waiting for my flight. Much Love from Norway to all of you guys.

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Cheers! 🇳🇴

@tonypine3434

Жыл бұрын

play crazy wizard when you get back to Norway

Lol, vegas matt roasting people on Facebook 😂 your dogs better looking than you 😂

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

🐶

“Let’s see what happens!” “I have a pretty good idea of what happens” 😂

Money draining machine

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Down the drain

You are the only ones who make me laugh -- love it -- thanks --

The first bonus Matt goes "I have a feeling wht happens next" hence the man's shirt 😂😂 these guys are cool

Thank u so much for making me laugh love you guys!!❤️

Happy Friday Matt, good luck and get them jackpots. Have a winning weekend and stay blessed my friend. 🤟🕺🍀💰🤑🎰🚀🤗🤙

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Thanks! You too!

Watching you play so many different slots is fun to watch. Plus it helps me know what to play and not play. Better luck tomorrow and thanks for posting!

Game definitely belongs on the sando list

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

📝

That game relies on people feeling bad for the fish all smashed in the bowl…. And it doesn’t pay! Thank you for reminding me how bad! 😅😊

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

You bet

Yay Matts back, my weekend is off to a great start 😊

Capital Awesome Matt & EJ, absolutely the best my little 81yr lady is still wanting that Coin Trio with Discs. Thanks for sharing and especially your time.

The yellow fish is having a spaz. LOL! 😂

😂😂😂…OMG…the Shamu story…omg…I can’t Vegas Matt with the jokes today!!

This video just reminds me why I watch yall. crackin me up! :)

“I’m addicted to the thrill, it’s a dangerous love affair.” -Vegas Matt and the Goldfish machine

Lol y'all are hilarious 😂 thanks for another entertaining video 💖💖💖😊

I have been watching for awhile vegas Matt. I think this video was a good one to tell him I think he is attractive and fun. I love the banter between him and his son. "Sando" is my favorite thing to say when losing at casino. It helps me not want to go as much when I see your losses. Keep up the entertainment and win big!

Absolutely love these videos every single day.😂. Thank you!

Vegas Matt is the Goat

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Greatest words ever from Matt 14:57 “How much do you think we can lose? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You have great humor. Exactly what I needed today.

The game is relaxing and almost made me fall asleep 😴

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

😴

@nancybenton5635

Жыл бұрын

Just like fishing.

Hey those Seaworld employees are serving a useful porpoise…..

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

I “sea” what you did there.

You guys are so funny!!! We watch you everyday!!!!!! Also, I love playing the fish!! 😂

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much and I really appreciate you watching!!

😂😂😂when you get cranky you get cranky😂😂😂

Really enjoy the daily uploads, you guys are hilarious 😂 Y’all should give super fiesta a try sometime 😅

"Sure Get Two A Lot" New T Shirt ?? LOL Great Vids guys.

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Coming soon

You guys are Hi-Larious!!! I havent laughed this hard in a while From Ellen Degenerate to Matt calling someone a troll!!! All with Lovely fish lounge music in the background!!

I mentioned Lucky Hog, but I also have good luck with Jumanji, and it's in 4D. 3D without glasses needed. Very cool. Love the channel, and you definitely help bring out my inner degenerate. I'm going to spin a few tonight.

I think your "five pulls per machine" is a better strategy for slots. Once again thanks for reminding me why I do VP/Keno. Another great episode!

Love your videos Matt Thanks You! Good luck 🍀

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Ty!

vegas matt the goat

I love living though you at Vegas MATT!!

You guys make me laugh at loud too funny! Your goldfish story

Matt- “not bad…” EJ- “that’s bad” 😂😂😂

I love the friggin banter between you two!!🤣🤣🤣. And Matt…. For the record, size DOES matter🤣🤣

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad to finally know for sure 😋

“When it comes to goldfish size matter” love the videos Matt 😂🙏🏻

I learned my lesson at Mandalay Bay. No more fish!!! and the Rich Little Piggies too for that matter.

“I would much rather go to the dentist than play this game” yikes lol

You guys are in rare form today! So funny!

Matt your channel is awesome! The wife and I watch every day, don't change a thing. Good Luck!

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

I appreciate that!

I love watching your videos, I could never bet max like you do - unless I hit the lotto. I don't know how you do it!

I absolutely love watching you boys play It’s therapeutic for me especially when I get ur sarcasm I can’t stop laughing when u said some idiot viewer said something disrespectful and u called them a Troll Lol Their dog is cute Thank u for the laugh I love u boys

Thank you. I fell asleep 💤 from the beginning to your first $79.50 Red Fish Bonus. Sooooo PLEASE PLAY THIS WHEN I NEED TO FALL ASLEEP 💤 !!!!!

I have never seen the fish get that big without cracking the glass. It has to Crack and hopefully all three !😊💖

I am a big supporter of the fast spins. I see a lot of stuff hit when you guys are getting wrecked then switch to fast!!

It is very rare for a judgemental English guy like me to give credit to an American. Too easy normally to criticise the inability to eat with a knife and fork, or the lack of grace and humility, or the need to wear a baseball cap indoors or simply the level of idiocy. With all that said, Matt and EJ are a breath of fresh air. Intelligent and witty, and really fun to watch. My go to video every day. I watch every morning in bed with my first cup of tea. Keep it up chaps!

legend for keeping on playing. I spent like $20 on this made $40 but that was because the fish was already big and the bowl broke fast. i might have went on this again and lost, never have played it again its all about filling the fish bowl no bueno

You guys come up with the funniest conversations. I remember that Dr Suess book. They did take some off the shelf for stupid reasons. We just got this machine at my local casino. Haven't played it yet and don't want to now. Looks pretty dumb really.

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

It’s kinda fun. Not! Well sometimes it is.

You wuickly became the only youtube i watch keep it up 👏

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much and I really appreciate you watching

Just remember Vegas Matt…if the Trolls are messing with you then you’re doing something right! Love the channel guys.

I like your fast spins Matt.😊

Hey hey now, I’ll admit it, my dog is better looking than me, but I’m not a Troll!!! LOL!!

i like how the topics discussed go wildly from wild topic to wild topic. all with that throw away deadpan tone. hahahahahahha and the red fish better pop!!!!

Good Luck Matt!!! 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

Getting eaten by Shamu would indeed be a bad day.. hahah

This is a great way of showing different ways of playing the different slots and not losing your ass 😂 . UK watcher

Should we keep playing? Lol😂 Too funny Matt 😂😂Thank you 😊

OMG VEGAS MATT YOU ARE ON A ROLL‼️LAUGHING TILL I CRY‼️😂

Love that game. Won thousands on it. I swear an occasional fast spin is neccessary tho. Also i prefer to start higher and if its not hitting go down a little

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Gotcha

100% agree with you on never playing this game again, Matt. Played on it for over an hour. Green and red kept popping while the Gold sat in it's cracked tank. :) Never again.

I sure do love these videos alot😂💯🙌

Vegas Matt was on one this session. I'm guess he might have had a couple cocktails and I approve that message 😎

Thanks for the The Office reference 👏😂

Matt & EJ… love the channel. Can I make a request? I want to see you play the “Fu Blossom” slot at max bet on 10¢ which is $30/spin. Let’s go! Keep up the good work. You guys are hilarious 😂

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Will look for it

I love fast spins! And I think you should change denomination when no luck

Matt: When it comes to more than just gold fish.. Size does matter... LOL Thanks for the science you proformed today.

Would love to see you play stinking rich with max bets !! I love the bonuses on that game !!

You should do a "Matt reads mean comments" video. Those are always fun!

Spot on about the dog cover photo!!

As a Henderson neighbor who is desperate for you to win may I suggest you stick to high limit games with no frills such as Top Dollar or video poker 😊 😉

Love your show. You guys crack me up !!!! I change my cover photo because what you said. No more dog lol

@VegasMatt

11 ай бұрын

I ❤️ Dogs!

Next video, need you guys to run a science experiments with buying those instant features from a guy who has a dog profile picture 😂

"idiots play the fish game" 😂😂 the money you spent you could have got a real aquarium 🤣

Having so much fun watching you and your family. Hope you win big! Good Luck from Pendleton, OR If I lose $50 I almost have a stroke! LOL

Hi guys Matt win or lose i cant go sleep until i watch your videos you guys rock from South Africa 🇿🇦😅 you're so funny

We HAD a row ( 6 of these ) at our local: When they were new in winter of 2023, they were active. /Great RED FISH line hit by you at 16:49./ Then after about 3 months they were just COLD🥶, not putting out much. Did what you did here; the fish would get big & NEVER POP . And if you visited the casino by spring time these machines were ALWAYS EMPTY; no one was playing them. By early summer they had been removed from the casino. Just started watching this video. GOOD LUCK.

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish is how it goes. Hope you get a Grand fish soon!

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Hope so too! 🐠

I remember that book Matt.and the rest of the dr seus series.there still stuck in my head after all these years

Let’s goooo! Love the Sando shirt 😂

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Thanks for the entertainment.

It’s never a loss when it’s an investment in science.

@VegasMatt

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! 👨‍🔬🥼🔬

That line about people with dogs as profile pictures is the absolute truth 😂

That machine wrecked me at the Excalibur. Never again.

To get progressives you have to get the goldfish and get a progressive chance on the wheel and it has to land on Grand. Good luck! Almost impossible. Red fish pays the best usually. You really want all 3 fish to go off together. (note ... when they start to wait to go off until bowls starts cracking that is a bad sign)