The Human Altered Universe is expanding!! Checkout all episodes in this playlist: kzread.info/head/PLkBGMBYRr0mENqJw6KkmMa2WNeJvvHZhy

"strangely the humans voted too" - 20 min buildup for the punchline lol, worth it

@jazzaf9571

25 күн бұрын

Your should watch the toaster war it’s got a great punchline like this one at the end

"Hi Dad, I might need some help" LOL!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 Glorious!!!

And now you shall face the firepower of this fully armed and operational library!

@Kangstor

26 күн бұрын

Tactical Book Strike incoming!!!!!

@sandrosliske

25 күн бұрын

Can't stop laughing. Just hearing the emperor himself saying this is killing me.

Ok. So that's why. But that doesn't stop us from making a mess. Humans can turn anything into a weapon.

@Kangstor

26 күн бұрын

especially if four human are in a black van with red stripe and love when a plan comes together. :P

@cjandauntieyaya1446

25 күн бұрын

@@KangstorThere was an ATeam story...

@Kangstor

25 күн бұрын

@@cjandauntieyaya1446 I now and it was conveniently called 'everything is a wepon for humans'

@hyocheolchoi6783

25 күн бұрын

@@Kangstor Yes... even the floor.

@Kangstor

25 күн бұрын

@@hyocheolchoi6783 especially the floor....... Along with all the traps most famous ones are called d4's and lego pieces and these are usually left by human childs or teenagers. 😈

FINALLY, i was able to block "HFY sci-fi" that channel was flooding my search results for HFY. now i can find GOOD channels like this without sifting through shit.

@scifistories1977

25 күн бұрын

I just checked out that channel and he's releasing 12 stories a day! Thats quite a high output... How did you block them? I might add a community post to help others.

@RamonInNZ

25 күн бұрын

@@scifistories1977 their quality is rather dubious - I block it every-time I see it.

@Sahn_Uzal_

25 күн бұрын

i would also like to know that

@ScorpiusZA.

25 күн бұрын

@@scifistories1977 I just go - do not recommend channel on my main feed. Seems to work well. Never had a channel pop up again.

@ratzelbarreto2070

24 күн бұрын

Try aggro squirrel narrative, he does 2 to 3 stories per day but his been at for years.

Start with part 1 here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/i2Z63MiRmsfek5s.html

@killcode6717

26 күн бұрын

are they connected, somehow??

@scifistories1977

26 күн бұрын

@@killcode6717 they're set in the same universe. I'm releasing them in the authors order.

@daduzadude1547

26 күн бұрын

Yup they’re connected 😁 Love the humour

@gbgamer9474

26 күн бұрын

Feels almost reverse order considering the reference in part 1 to this story, but I understand anthology style tales do that sometimes

@pauldwalker

26 күн бұрын

@@gbgamer9474i suspect that after the first story, the readers asked, “so what happened?” and this was the result.

That was awesome, the Human Altered universe is growing on me, it has just the right mix of sarcastic humour & excessive world ending violence!.

I like these stories

The last sentence is genious.

Got the answer from the last story on why humans must stay away grom weapons.

So how do I watch/ listen to a story with themes that include burning at the stake, fanatics purging their opponents, building cathedrals with the bodies of the dead/ murdered, extinction level events oh and some mild kidnapping and ransom and still end up LMAO …. It is because the author is a comical genius 😂 the humorous twist was a shock. As always thank you so much to the author for continuing to expand on the “Human Altered” Universe.

@scifistories1977

24 күн бұрын

There are so many more great stories to come in this universe. This author is a little different to many others on the channel!

I think this is better. Hearing that humans are band from weapon systems last story and finding out here it was because someone used the weapons of a library ship to destroy a moon and cause an extinction level event. This is the best.

Did not disappoint! Lovin' this. It's hard to wait for the next release.

Ahhh... so this is why part one called it a war crime.😂

@Kangstor

26 күн бұрын

one that will be in libraries :P

Great story! So this is the reason Humans are not allowed to "alter" weapon systems! LOL!!!

@tonyonofrio1147

26 күн бұрын

Yep, nicely explains the origin of the rule used in the first story of this (hopefully) series.

That was great, very funny, most of these story's are too serious, very egoic, nice to have some humor. Joy Peace Love Jeffery

Haha now we know why Engineer Ellis wasn’t allowed to use weapons!!

@lb493

Күн бұрын

Was gonna comment the same thing. Glad this story immediately followed the previous in the playlist.

good story

Lol, I had just listened to the next part of this story. Now I know how an engineer dropped a moon on a planet.

The outdated equipment should have been been made an exhibit, and instead of explosives to move the moon, an engineer would have created lots of photon emitters, and lit up the moon like the main strip of Las Vegas.

I wonder if this means all Human ships have to use weapons built by aliens, or they can build their own weapons. I need to know details on precedents and loop holes.

Humans not allowed to work on "Weapon Systems" .... LOL Foolish Xenos don't realize that for a human EVERYTHING is a weapon. ;) Like the other story which while first happens after this one as it makes reference to the law. And the human uses a tractor beam to neutralize a pirate. As even modern scientist will tell you, there is no such thing as an "unarmed" spaceship.

Love this concept...

Loving it!

LMAO that was a great story. Keep them coming....

Part 2 I think? HFY Stories: Human Altered

@hyocheolchoi6783

25 күн бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/i2Z63MiRmsfek5s.html&ab_channel=SciFiStories

Relax she's not going to eat you she promised in writing

Oops

Aaaaarh so that's the reason, and done by a bloody Library ship of all things bAHAHAHAHAHA!

Go big or go home 😂😂

But muh 2nd amendment...