Cancer wins again. Thanks Gregg.

@distantandvague

9 жыл бұрын

ComCodex lol this is my favorite comment.

@christopherstewart1145

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Henderson fuck off Brandon.

@CiceroSolo

7 жыл бұрын

this is my favourite comment too

@diltonx6066

7 жыл бұрын

If only he knew more about Jack Palance and Steve Martin.

@burner1303

5 жыл бұрын

Undefeated!

I can’t believe Gregg let all of those kids with cancer down. Zero bags of chemo.

"One wrong, so far, zero money raised." That line had me dying, Tim is so good at understated comedy.

@user-zy8cy6hn6o

2 жыл бұрын

it takes talent to butcher the English language so gracefully

" you don't have to be a hooty tooty film critic.." (looks at Gregg)

I agree with Gregg here. As somebody born in 1990, I consider my birth year the 80's, which is how a decade normally goes.

I love how on each question “All proceeds go to the American Cancer Society” scrolls across the screen just to remind you how bad Greg is fucking up

Gregg gets five bags of popcorn and a little comb for his beautiful hair

@ikew6991

2 жыл бұрын

Substitute that comb with a 💋

It’s great to know The Croods isn’t a documentary, I don’t like to go in blind.

@TonyMichaels166

Жыл бұрын

Next you’ll tell me The Dawn of Man from 2001: A Space Odyssey is fiction.

these guys deserve oscars for being able to portray feelings of disgust,hate and utter contempt for each other just through facial expressions

@spensert4933

3 жыл бұрын

When the trial happens and Gregg questions Tim there is true dramatic HATRED there.

@AngeloXification

3 жыл бұрын

Gregg's always seemed a bit stiff

@WilliamNobleBonnin

2 жыл бұрын

Oscar really should have smiled on them

@titanayrum

2 жыл бұрын

I like how they hate each other, but at the same time want to spend time with each other. It's like they love to hate each other and get one over the other.

@CiceroSolo

2 жыл бұрын

That means my wife deserves an Oscer too

“nicholas cage’s voice is so distinctive - i actually forgot he was in this” is one the greatest things ever said by anyone. ever.

Two weeks after this episode, my friend's dog walker was diagnosed with cancer. I can't help but think that they would still be alive if Gregg had answered at least the cinematographer question right.

@aspatuarymax1470

Ай бұрын

RIP Walker, you were a good dog

"your answer would be wrong no matter what" tim is so fucking great

I really did love "The Croods", it was so beautifully drawn.

@joshmorphismusic

Жыл бұрын

I like that the name of the movie tells you what it’s about

I love how short that buzzer sound is.

Who the hell doesn't know about the Popeye cinematographer?

Gregg bummed me and the rest of the On Cinema Family out in this episode. I'll never forget this bullshit, Gregg.

@supersasquatch

2 жыл бұрын

The whole seven eleven fiasco will go down in movie review history as a blemish that can never be cleansed

I think Richard Dreyfuss has actually changed his surname now to Dryfuss in respect of the Cancer Society.

@sarahdaviscc

2 ай бұрын

Did he then also make a personal donation of $500 to them? Eight years later and I have to know.

I love how when Gregg talks about seeing movies with "a couple of family members" he's obviously talking about kids

@christian_aspen

Жыл бұрын

Or Dads and Uncles

I like when they get into the who can break who battles Tim realizes he almost made Gregg crack with the first Flintstones reference, he goes back again. Then when Gregg almost gets Tim, Tim tries to one up him with the choking bit. It's like comedic chess

Cage won't muck around.

The fact that Tim didn’t mess up at all while reading off of the card totally threw me for a loop

I love how Tim would rather prioritize his hatred for Gregg than to suck it up and raise money for cancer patients.

I love stump the buff. This is Tim's revenge on Gregg.

@BentDoorFrame

3 жыл бұрын

You do realize Tim asked tough questions so that no money would be raised for cancer patients?? He is literally killing children with cancer to try to make Gregg look bad. I dont think there should be any fundraising in this show anyway because it takes away focus from the heart of the show and that heart is MOVIES.

@GyroZeppel

3 жыл бұрын

Jake Land if you are a movie expert then you would know how many oscars titanic won. Clearly Gregg is a FRAUD! Tim expected Gregg to know the answers but then Gregg got exposed.

@BentDoorFrame

3 жыл бұрын

@@GyroZeppel Gregg didnt expect Tim asking impossible questions because he has it out for Gregg. Do you see the look in his eyes when his supposed friend/cohost TIM asked these questions and HURT GREGG? THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT MOVIES.

@SOS-School_Of_Survival

2 жыл бұрын

@@BentDoorFrame if you think Tim killing children with cancer passively is bad then wait til you hear about the electric sun dance party

@dropcapapp

2 жыл бұрын

@@SOS-School_Of_Survival *electric sun desert eagle festival

focus in, yer muh buff

I'm normally not a Gregg-head but I have to agree with him on this one, 1980 is not part of the 1980s.

@lukecasio9810

2 жыл бұрын

It's the last year of the 70's, I thought that went without saying

@kraanz

2 жыл бұрын

1980 isn't part of the 80s, but 1990 is? Are you a bit special?

@Jethro7e

2 жыл бұрын

@@kraanzOh my. I can't believe you're even here watching this video.

@kraanz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jethro7e Yeah, guess I missed the joke.

@Jethro7e

2 жыл бұрын

@@kraanz Yeah. Of course it's ridiculous that the decade the "1980s" starts in 1981.

6:54 I love how they still put the answer under the question.

Tim clearly doesn't understand how a decade works.

Gregg's hair though....

@number1authority

3 жыл бұрын

It’s almost baroque/rococo in its fanciful flourishing.

I'm glad Richard Dryfuss is getting the recognition he deserves.

@SSgtChitEPanz

2 жыл бұрын

*DrEyfus.

@ignoblesurfer6281

2 жыл бұрын

@@SSgtChitEPanz Oh, here come the Timheads to nitpick. Learn what a decade is.

@broncotrolly

Жыл бұрын

He was falling out of his chair recently so maybe he doesn’t deserve anything anymore. Sit like an adult it’s simple

"i'm counting the 80s as 81 to 90, that's the way decades go"

Gregg's demeanor and hair both imply that he got all sorts of strange over the past week.

@number1authority

2 жыл бұрын

And it would have to be some very strange strange indeed. Can you even imagine? Who? What? How? Yikes.

@thiccrat

Жыл бұрын

gregg is the stranger from the song "people are strange"

@MarxistMedia

Жыл бұрын

The Croods showing is a great place to cruise for hotties.

@nickpayne4724

Жыл бұрын

This is now head canon for me. He does indeed seem way too relaxed and happy, accomplished even. Suave and laidback.

I'm tellin ya, if you see 1 movie this year, It's gotta be Croods.

@jedijones

4 жыл бұрын

Is that C-r-u-d-e-s?

@matthillfromcollege4109

3 жыл бұрын

@@jedijones no

early Gregg is SOO GOOD. he is pitch-perfect as that smarmy, know-it-all film viewer who's more ignorant than my actual uncle

Sorry, it was Giuseppe Rotunno. French guy.

@anthroism26mc

7 жыл бұрын

italian guy.

@jimreily7538

3 жыл бұрын

Zero money raised

I could watch Stump the Buff for hours.

Going back and watching these Gregg really is the antagonist. Who the fuck thinks 1990 is part of the 80s

I love how instead of gloating over Gregg’s failure Tim just seems genuinely disappointed in him

This got funnier when I realized that their on a green screen.

These are the only videos on KZread that I "like" before even watching them. I can hardly even stand how perfectly funny this series is.

Stump the buff is perhaps one of the best bits they've ever done.

@squidincsquid

Жыл бұрын

7:36

1:56 Gregg nodding his head smiling. Gold

Cher should be in Croods 2 as an interfering mother in law or a sexy horse.

@King_Flippy_Nips

8 жыл бұрын

with repeated "why the long face" jokes throughout the movie and instead of saying no they could say nay

this Greg Turkenburg guy is a joke, he probably doesn't even have all of the Air Bud movies

@nathanlockhart3876

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like he's joking to me

@Adornbeautify

5 жыл бұрын

Or Adam Sandler

@andrewsmith4827

5 жыл бұрын

Take that back you philistine.#Gregghead

@frankmcgovern5445

4 жыл бұрын

Watch your mouth.

@brentb5303

4 жыл бұрын

He only has 3 of the Bring it On movies in his "Archive". Total amateur.

Gregg's luxurious hair continues to steal the show and baffle the green screen

Hey guys, new fan to this great series, and I have just got to see, I love this Greg fellow, because he really seems to know his business, if his business is in the movies! Move outta the way Roger Ebert, because Greg is in town!

@jimreily7538

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like Roger Ebert did move out of the way. He got cancer. Coincidence ???

@Secretservicedentist

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimreily7538 Well, Mr. Ebert spent his career bad mouthing films, so it's no surprise he ended up with a bad mouth of his own.

the music cracks me up

This is really for the people by the people

Gregg’s expertise is still top-tier

I think this episode goes down as one of the funniest.

Well according to Wikipedia, Steve Martin only made 12 movies in the 1980s. But if you are counting from 1981-1990, then yes, Gregg, he did make 13 movies.

Love how the cup goes thru the seat at 3:08

02:30 windows error sound

@jstock2317

9 жыл бұрын

mmhmmm

@anthroism26mc

8 жыл бұрын

/ plugging in usb sound

@Kimjongilmao

6 жыл бұрын

two years later, still enjoying this comment haha

@Bhazor

5 жыл бұрын

You bastard, I can't stop rewatching that bit now.

Ya blew it.

If Tim had worded the questions properly then Gregg would have been able to answer them properly.

gregg's hair is on POINTE greatjob

It's refreshing to see a show where they don't automatically give five bags of popcorn to everything as if every movies equally great. They're not, and this show tells it like it is.

I don't care what happened, Gregg is still the number one film buff in my heart.

It’s beautifully drawn.

RIP to the french guy that cinematographed Popeye, Giuseppe Rotunno

you don't have to be a hootie tootie film critic to love this show

Self-proclaimed "film buff" Gregg can't even spell Richard Dreyfuss, one of the all-time greats. Some expert he is.

Who's the sound of that voice?

@burner1303

5 жыл бұрын

Tim and Gregg

@pharaohgameclips

4 жыл бұрын

Burn Er lol what are they talking about

I like Gregg’s hair in this one

every time "all proceeds go to american cancer society" scrolled across the bottom of the screen I laughed a little harder

Gregg knows movies so well that he circled back to not knowing

I'm so sorry to have to inform you guys: Your theme song needs about 20% more orchestra hits.

I was surprised how smoothly the beginning of this episode was

This is the slowest paced comedy to ever exist

Any film buff knows Giuseppe Rotunno, he also shot the classic, Rent-a-cop

I like how Greg had the patience to take his family and tolerate them not being professional critics

Enjoying some popcorn while watching this episode!

You're my buff!

Obviously we've all seen the Croods. We know that it starts from a place of sadness.

amazing power-play by Tim

this was so close to being a perfect episode

"you're muh buff"

This is my favourite On Cinema episode

As a drocter, I took the liberty of assessing what exactly makes a Tranghead and a Gorghead, check itout: Phase 1: 10-20 episodes in; You are curious because you know Tim Heidecker is funny, but you’ve never seen him outside of Tim & Eric before. You also have no idea who this unsightly Gregg character is. You start to pick and choose throughout the seasons of episodes where they review some of your favorite films that you know. You skip the ones you don’t know because why would anyone want to watch a review of something they don’t care about. Phase 2: 20-40 episodes in; You’ve settled into the format and start to become comfortable with Gregg. The episodes so far have been funny, but not laugh out loud shit your pants funny. You continue watching because now you’ve realized it’s a quick and enjoyable way to kill 5-10 minutes. Plus you love movies. Phase 3: 40-60 episodes in; Alright, now the show is starting to get funnier and funnier by the minute. You have seen enough now to start to pick up on all the subtle recurring jokes that weren’t funny back in Phase One. You aren’t a total Gregghead or Timhead yet, but you’re getting there. You’ve started to realize that every single idea Tim has is destined to get someone hurt or killed. You might be ready to watch the full highlights of “The Trial”, but if not definitely will be in the next phase. Phase 4: 60-80 episodes in; You suddenly burst in a fit of giggles at the slightest things these people say. From “Hey Guys” to Tim’s name mispronunciations, this show is becoming the best thing to ever happen to you. You are now mentally dedicated to finishing the entire 110 episode series and then some. You might have even gone back and rewatched a few just to fill yourself in on the storyline. Chances are, you’ve randomly selected an episode where Tim is maimed or beaten beyond words and you want to go back and see the slow progression of what got him there. Also, by this phase, you HATE Dr. San. Phase 5: 80-100 episodes in; You have subconsciously begun rating almost everything you see in life on the “5 Bags of Popcorn” scale, even things that don’t have to do with cinema. For myself in this phase, I began rating cars and houses I’d see as “5 Bags of Popcorn” if I really liked them. It just happened automatically. You may be reading this in Phase One and think “that will never happen to me”, but don’t kid yourself, accept it. Depression of the realization that you will soon be out of fresh, never before seen episodes starts to haunt you. You try to stop as to leave some for the future, but you eagerly devour them daily until the final phase sets in. Final Phase: All 110 episodes viewed; Prayers for a full 12th season begin to run through your mind. Memories of all the times Tim yelled or Gregg did a popcorn classic spring into your mind throughout the day to give you a hearty chuckle. The 1,000+ inside jokes are now easy to spot. You are a total Gregghead or Timhead and you feel absolutely included in the On Cinema At The Cinema family. You can’t think of the films Star Trek IV or Oh God! without splitting a side. You develop your own personal “favorite running gag” to comment on or discuss with others in the “family”. Mine being how every episode spans from 5-15 minutes long yet they are ALWAYS concerned about “if they have enough time left” for Gregg’s segments when there is clearly no time limit at all. Welcome to the family! FORYOURHEALGTH!

@dranoelhs

3 жыл бұрын

wow this is amazing

@dranoelhs

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit, of course it is, this is dr. steve brule talking

@markhornbogen4682

2 жыл бұрын

accurate! thanks doc!

@music_lover2227

2 жыл бұрын

No one asked you, you hunk of a dingus.

@poolsofbloodinyourstomach

2 жыл бұрын

All this for so few likes

lol the buff questioning was the best

Five hollow rocks of popcorn! He's raving!

"Thought you'd get that one.."

God bless this show and every thing about it

Thanks to the website for putting this up

That "stump the buff" segment was obviously rigged.

great job.

"greatly drawn"

Tim seems so nice in these early seasons

Oh fuck I was in tears by the end of this bit.

Gregg, Ya blew it

Was that actual movie appreciation? I kind of wish they'd do that more often.

your ma buf

Holy shit.

I don't know what movie to see. Thanks to Tim and Gregg for doing this.

I had to go for a long, solitary walk after this episode to think about my support of Team #Greggheads. I've never seen a buff so stumped like this.

Whats great about KZread is you can watch most of these 5 baggers right on the site. When they give a movie 5 bags I rent the movie right away and watch it.

Excellent comedians!

Today i learned that Billy Crystal DIDN'T actually win an academy award for City Slickers (1991, 112 mins)

@noisychamps

2 ай бұрын

Coincidentally, Billy Crystal was the host when Jack Palance won Best Supporting Actor for City Slickers at the 64th Academy Awards (1992, 213 mins)

@InaneBlatherPodcast

2 ай бұрын

@@noisychamps you must be a true Crystal-head

Moving into gameshow territory now, guys? Nailed it

greatly drawn

This film blew me away