"Occasionally vibrating wife" is the most original and disrespectful way to name a woman with frequent Seizures lmao

@HackermanHunter

13 күн бұрын

I thought it was a vibrator joke 😭

@redfriday6249

13 күн бұрын

@@HackermanHunter i thought it was an orgasm joke too

@perrytoombs

13 күн бұрын

I have epilepsy and I'm all. For it, vibrate away 🎉

@A_Randomguy_

13 күн бұрын

@@HackermanHunter she pretty much is the vibrator

@perrytoombs

13 күн бұрын

I have epilepsy and I'm all for it. Vibrate away 🎉

I'm pretty sure High Boi summoned all of his inner math skills just to make sure that girl was not a minor.

@shaddowcat4253

13 күн бұрын

Sadly he forgot to account for the fact that she's still mentally a 6 year old

@TheSchlawgNames

13 күн бұрын

A real hero

@tigranaga

13 күн бұрын

Bro he is way to smart for us

@BloodiedCrown

13 күн бұрын

Which is a bit suspect cause it's the mental age that matters, still technically a kid

@bean_boi

13 күн бұрын

@@BloodiedCrown 🤓

My man did a whole ass math class to avoid jail lol

@THE_TRAPPYMAN

13 күн бұрын

I would too if ama keep it real

@user-iu8lh4gt3d

13 күн бұрын

Average lolicon fan

@anon73728

13 күн бұрын

delicious 🤤

@THE_TRAPPYMAN

13 күн бұрын

@@user-iu8lh4gt3d am not a loli fan js a not going in prison fan

@HannaZf

13 күн бұрын

No risks!

G U T E N T A G

@ipEacoM

13 күн бұрын

Ra

@Daw1dk

13 күн бұрын

G U T E N T A G

@whiteninjalinus7030

13 күн бұрын

Hallo

@BabyDigi

13 күн бұрын

🫡

@BeingDumb247

13 күн бұрын

Gluten glag

"occasionally vibrating" has to be the best description for spasms to ever exist

@user-tt1ko9lz4f

13 күн бұрын

can we just point out how no one goes to get help when the lady is having a seizure even if it is a "regular" occurence?

@Slimest1e

13 күн бұрын

Lmao, ya true 😂😂😂

@theman-pq9lp

13 күн бұрын

It's a very rude way of saying that tho

@Jerry-ej9hn

13 күн бұрын

@@theman-pq9lpIf somehow you are not aware, that’s the form of this guys content.

@Average_enjoyer_of_hk

13 күн бұрын

I have a friend who is occasionally vibrating

3:58 "mid-size sedan turns into large exotic supercar" is one of the best lines in the vid lmao

"nice healthy dose of childhood trauma" is crazy 💀💀

@daniellagos8584

13 күн бұрын

Pushing your older sister down the stairs is good for your health /j

@nothanks9503

13 күн бұрын

No that’s how it works you want like Growth=frequency of trauma-(Stable home+supportive stable attachment to parents) If your support network is stable and healthy you can turn trauma into growth otherwise growing turns into trauma

@michaelwesten4624

12 күн бұрын

wow, congrats, you can remember a line from the video. your brain still works.

@TasteMyLead-zd4ie

12 күн бұрын

1000th like

@KnightNinja277

12 күн бұрын

He's not wrong you know!

"where we cut to a beach and a woman is getting naked, HELL YEAH" -High Boi 2024

@Jamlord2061

12 күн бұрын

i feel like the “hell yeah” response to “a woman is getting naked” is equivalent to “nice” to the number “69”

The little boy had a kid in one day…..then lost that same kid on the same day

@SweatySheets

13 күн бұрын

Its fine, he’s a kid mentally. As an adult it had different ramifications. A child who didn’t even know what sex is, or what pregnancy is, is hardly gonna care about any of those facts

@theshadowking3198

13 күн бұрын

@@SweatySheets ew it’s jello coming out 💀

@keyztroke

13 күн бұрын

@@theshadowking3198”why is it screaming” 💀

@REPER-py4wb

13 күн бұрын

@@keyztroke NAAHHH

@michaeltagor4238

12 күн бұрын

Your reply section is... y'know what this is average for high boi viewers

high boi is like those monotone movie recapped channels but sentient, funny and entertaining

@SweatySheets

13 күн бұрын

The movie recap channels are how i discovered Dead Meat and High Boi, so glad I did too

@Fossilsmudge

13 күн бұрын

@@SweatySheets same loll

@RestInPeace-Toriyama

13 күн бұрын

Bro dead meat is so good​@@SweatySheets

@dankdio2887

13 күн бұрын

@@RestInPeace-Toriyama the get to the numbers bits are peak entertainment, actually, everything they do is peak entertainment

@RestInPeace-Toriyama

13 күн бұрын

@@dankdio2887 just like jojos

“Occasionally vibrating” is a crazy way to describe somebody with seizures 💀

@Pen-sq7bj

8 күн бұрын

vot

His search history at 7:55 is just insane 😂

@TheWagonroast

13 күн бұрын

what

@MrLindstromA

12 күн бұрын

I didn’t even see that 😂

@kevinabreu8753

12 күн бұрын

I paused and looked at it

@Hunt_U_Down_09

12 күн бұрын

Is red pee normal? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@MarySanchez-zl1sg

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂hilarious though I kinda wish I could unsee it now 😅

"Welcome to Old" - stock response for when a 30-something complains of aches and pains.

@tylerminton

12 күн бұрын

“You’ll understand one day son”

Mid Size Sedan Sub Compact SUV Large Exotic Supercar Regular SIze Economy Hatchback Large Commercial Panel Van Family Mini Van High Boi is highly eloquent in his speech

@windws7137

11 күн бұрын

Thanks for writing it down

@fracturedframe1462

11 күн бұрын

Just like Max0r and the Big Boss The oversized manager

@simyueyang9088

5 күн бұрын

There's also Japanese Kei truck

I had no idea at what point in the movie i was allowed to call maddox hot thank fot helping out high boi

@HighBoi

13 күн бұрын

You r most welcum

@HauntedXXXPancake

12 күн бұрын

The Maddox Paradox

"The hunchback of instagram" that one was good.

High Boi would have a field day with The Emperor New Groove...

@grey8288

13 күн бұрын

Now I need this

@solidzack

13 күн бұрын

I'm just waiting for him to recap the absolute fever dream that is Shark Tale

@neerajjain3651

13 күн бұрын

Liking for visibility.

@NeonApathy

12 күн бұрын

Yesssssss, definitely wanna see his take on it

@SimplyDuker

11 күн бұрын

Bumping this comment so High Boi can see it.

7:56 bro‘s search history

@timbartschwolfman

12 күн бұрын

It's funny

Tbh if a kid grew into an adult on a beach, he would be tanned chocolate. But the movie was shallow af to not warrant any deep thought

I remember actually watching this movie and being horrified by it. So high boi making it look goofy is practically a medication.

3:00 I feel like the reason these people accept the offer to go to the "secret beach" is because they feel a sense of being exceptional, and also a private beach? Come on, who wouldn't say no to that.

@brieoshiro

12 күн бұрын

I hate the beach so this never would have happened to me lol

@Crappy9922

12 күн бұрын

@@brieoshiro Right, if one hated beaches then you probably wouldn’t have been in the seaside resort in the first place to even be given the offer… True survivors go to the desert that makes you young 🫡

The thumbnail >>>>

2:14 Mid-size Sedan 2:38 Subcompact SUV 3:58 Large Exotic Supercar 4:23 Small Japanese Kei Truck 5:15 Regular-size Economy Hatchback 6:29 Large Commercial Panel Van 9:07 Family Minivan 11:25 the black guy

2:16 The most confused he’s ever been.

The cave scene with the breaking back scared me so hard when I watched the movie 🦴🦴🪨

@SeSmokki

13 күн бұрын

I saw this movie in the theatres when it came out. That bone breaking scene was the only part where I had to close my eyes.

“Sounds so vegan” is my favourite high boi quote and I will be dropping it into casual conversation from now on.

@Isaac_Ealey

12 күн бұрын

It's not exactly new.

"Woman getting naked" HELL YEAH 😂

“Guy called Guy” 10/10 made me cry

I was alone during covid and had no one to talk to much. So i spent most of my time on yt and other apps, basically on my phone 24x7. And i listened to you narrating these movie recaps..and i was in love. Weird but it was there. Just adding this because i didn't want to go without saying it atleast once

@Dung30n

13 күн бұрын

Please don't go. There is still so much to do and experience, even if it hurts sometimes. You are not alone. Sending a huge bear hug your way.

@justincase5002

11 күн бұрын

I don't know where you are planning to go, but I'm sure there will be more High Boi explaining videos in the future

8:21 "You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"

@DumbOrangeFrog

13 күн бұрын

Asian parents:

@oojollyrabbitoo6704

13 күн бұрын

Whats this a reference to?

@RandomHQ433

12 күн бұрын

Portal ​@@oojollyrabbitoo6704

@chickenwing3946

12 күн бұрын

@@oojollyrabbitoo6704portal

@snowandlights23

7 күн бұрын

@@oojollyrabbitoo6704 Portal, GLaDOS fight

„mid-size sedan freaks out and turns into large exotic supercar” 3:58 had me dying 😭😭

8:14 To answer that question in short terms, they would be in the period window for a little over a minute, followed by 3 and a half minutes of rest time. Long explanation, if an hour in movie equals a year of aging, then an hour in movie is 8760 hours in real time, using that logic 1 second is 8760 seconds. Divide the amount of seconds in a day - 86,400 - by 8760, you get 9.8630136986, which, for convenience, rounds to 10 seconds. It takes 10 seconds to age 1 day, so it takes 70 seconds to age a week (approximate period window) and 210 second (approximate out of period window) to age the rest, so they would be in the period window for a little over a minute, followed by 3 and a half minutes of rest time.

@izlx_x

12 күн бұрын

I don’t even care if this makes sense or not, the dedication is amazing

@sumbitch3rdgen

11 күн бұрын

One hour in this movie equals 2 years of aging

@tophat6

3 күн бұрын

short terms?

pov high boi calculating maddoxs age: "ive never been more passionate about anything else in my life"

Legit been rewatching all your videos cus I’ve been hella bored lately, thank god you uploaded a new one cus I was almost out.

the full size minivan jokes are top teir

I funking love how he had original insults for anything

@TeenPerspektiva

9 күн бұрын

Welcome to this channel, you gonna love it here

her son looking like an "auschwitz survivor" is CRAZY 💀💀

@TeenPerspektiva

9 күн бұрын

Not that crazy, people just too sensitive these days so it can seem crazy

The most unrealistic part of this movie is a pharmaceutical company trying to develop a pill you only have to take once.

Thank you for watching all the movies I either don’t or won’t. And also summarizing them in such an amazing form, you legend.

Love your videos bro, I always get a better mood from just seeing new uploads from you ❤

Im not kidding i checked an hour ago if u posted and just saw it now u made my day

congrats on 100 vids high hoi🎉🎉🎉

i love how simple you made this story

"Subcompact SUV" "15 passenger panel van" "Large exotic supercar" the constantly changing names for the black rapper guy are hilarious

Dude legit did more maths than I did today to find out if he can legally hit on someone 🤣

THE GOATS BACK BABBBYYYY , i love your content man pls make more

Ein 10 von 10 Video. Ich erhoffe mir mehr dieser vorzüglichen Videos. Vielen Dank

I’m convinced that high boi is drug addict who stumbled across a handheld camcorder and is mumbling while stealing his neighbor’s cable

I remember watching this with my ex-bf like 2 years ago and im telling you all, that scene with the hunch-back of notre dam is fucking horrible, its like if boneitis from that one futurama episode was a real thing and it was not fun to look at

YESS I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

I always love when you upload

I have calculated the actual rating of this movie using your rating system. It works out to around 36.23%

8:40 "this is a pretty good condom commercial" -cinemasins while he sinned this film

Happy hundred video High boi 🎉

Yipee! High boi posted and on my best day of the school week. This day is great😊

This guy deserves 10mil subs, underrated channel

Hated the dumbass decisions in this movie, thank you for making shortening it :D

@user-pf2lh7lm1k

13 күн бұрын

@serbianjem-rogale358 it’s understandable to hate dumbass characters but at the same time they are what drives the movie on sometimes p.s if your looking for a movie with smart characters check up on the thing and your next

@gabrielduran3305

13 күн бұрын

@@user-pf2lh7lm1kbro don’t defend a shit movie. if they characters were smart the movie would still be a pile of shit it would jsut be shiny

congrats on your 100th video anotha banga from high boiiiiiiiiiiiii😎😎

Fantastic video as always brother! I caught that vg / wildcat inflatable man easter egg

"and their daughter is f*kin Jailbait" _vietnam flashbacks from early internet_

I cannot explain how much joy I feel when High Boi posts a new video. Thank you.

I truly love these

can't wait for the pregnant girl part

@BeingDumb247

13 күн бұрын

Wait what 💀

@makinnir

13 күн бұрын

this is a sentence i hope to never hear again

@djukic60

13 күн бұрын

fym by that

@TomGibson.

13 күн бұрын

Hey everyone, keep an eye on this guy

@Ath3na-yr8tm

13 күн бұрын

Sir, ayo?🤨📸

did high boi just use math in a complicated way to FIND OUT IF SHE'S LEGAL? 💀

Happy 100th video High Boi!

High boi, for years I've watched you and just today I got my first high. I made sure to watch this video while first time high. Writing this post high

7:00 well that turn 0 to 100 quickly

"Passive observer" killed me.

This is definitely one of my favorite high boi videos 😂

i vaguely remember this movie and i just know high boi’s narration is going to make this a fever dream and a half

0:29 BRISKET? IS THAT A FUCKING GUILTY GEAR REFERENCE

Yeah.....no one ever thinks about the period thing. Then again, I didn't really expect a movie directed by a dude to address that sorta thing. These women would immediately start gushing blood nonstop before rapid menopause sets in.

Im not even half way through the episode yet and already gotta say, that this is the funniest video you ever made

You are doing gods work with that math🙏

love it when you upload a new vid

"Occasionally vibrating wife" is such a wild way to phrase that ahaha

this is one of the best videos in reascent from high boi

My cheeks have been clenched waiting for a new vid, now they have released!! 🙏🏽

The scene of the instagram addict girl snapping and healing her bones nearly made me throw up in cinema when I watched this

5:11 Down bad I see, Boi.

congrats on 100th video

congratulations on your 100th video

7:46 HE SAID THE NAME OF THE GAME

@mrcrafter37

13 күн бұрын

Dead Cells fans when they find out what the outer layer of their skin is made out of :

I'm still not sure where High Boi is originally from, but he defintely lives in England.

daddy has blessed us with an upload

Bro this guys movie reviews is my favorite thing ever

cant believe i didnt pick up on the stupid ass names in this movie the first time 💀

You always upload when I’m in class I’m in your walls I’m in your walls I’m in your walls I’m in your walls

@johnsmith-jq1uc

13 күн бұрын

i'm in your ceiling

@RVoidFall

13 күн бұрын

I'm in your replies

@SweatySheets

13 күн бұрын

@@RVoidFallI’m in your trousers

I don't know how you do it, but don't stop doing it!

Yoooooooo another high boi episode

11:26 is quite relatable

@SquareK1ng

13 күн бұрын

it was posted 5 min ago wtf

@JackFrenth-lf4xw

13 күн бұрын

Womp Womp

I’ve watched this entire movie through KZread and have never sat and watched it. CinemaSins (that doesn’t count since he manipulates scenes) FoundFlix, HeavySpoilers and countless others explaining. Now i can add HighBoi to that list. Also yes, i know it isnt a substitute for watching the movies, which is why i have no opinion on the movie other than its worth a watch, i just have never and yet i feel like i could describe the movie quite accurately

@SweatySheets

13 күн бұрын

The fact this videos still feels unique compared to the others which all mostly feel the same, are a restatement to how good these videos are. Also, the medicine they were testing actually worked. The woman who kept having seizures didn’t have one for a very long time thanks to the medicine. Edit; the old man is suffering dementia, so technically he is losing is mind yeah, but not cus of the situation, just because of his age

@gabrielduran3305

13 күн бұрын

this movie is not worth the watch. this movie is ass beyond belief

@SweatySheets

12 күн бұрын

@@gabrielduran3305 for what reason exactly? If that’s just your opinion, then I didn’t ask. If you can back it up and expand on that, fine. Otherwise just making a statement is irrelevant to me

@gabrielduran3305

12 күн бұрын

@@SweatySheets buddy you need reasons? the writing is shit. the camera work is one of the worst in any movie. for a “horror” movie there was nothing scary besides a single cave scene that was at the end of the movie. the characters are laughable bad. the entire plot of the movie is bad considering the amount of missing people that are all going missing at this resort for years and yet no police no nothing ever occurred. i can fo on i watched this movie the day it came out wanting it to be good

@SweatySheets

12 күн бұрын

@@gabrielduran3305 all you’ve done is say its bad. Which i understand you think. I’m asking why you think its bad because if the characters didn’t mention their illness, the movie wouldn’t exist. This is what im saying is a bad take. Horror doesn’t mean jumpscare but okay. All you’ve done is say its bad, not what makes those things bad. You’re basically saying “This writing is bad, cus i said its bad” the people were most likely missing for a couple weeks at best. As you said and we know. Glad to know you lack critical thinking and the film just goes over your head. The horror here is being used as guinea pigs for medicine you have no idea about and losing your entire life in a matter of hours. You just fail to step back and see the bigger picture cus “mOviE BaD”

New High Boi video? I'm a simple man. I see High Boi uploading, I click.

4:56 bro was sick of being a idiot so he became a genius 💀

This was the first horror movie I ever watched, In the movie theatre on my 13th birthday! Good times...

What were the KZread workers thinking letting the thumbnail go through moderation 😭😭😭😭💀💀🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏

"midsize sedan" "large exotic supercar" "regular size economy hatchback" the way he keeps switching them is hilarious

High boi reciting the beach that makes you old word for word by heart has to be the most high boi shit I've ever seen

ambatanat

@QPGH

13 күн бұрын

real

@AmericanBadger-hs9iy

13 күн бұрын

bro was first

I didn't saw that movie, but from your perspective, it must be very stih movie. Nicely done!