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OK who else saw this coming???
@ffjsb
5 ай бұрын
Well played sir!!
@microsoft-pox
5 ай бұрын
Right! 🤣
@liquidclaymore9770
5 ай бұрын
Putting cctv on troglodytes was not what i was expecting, but now i'm aware
@tra-viskaiser8737
5 ай бұрын
Jones the mad prophet of texas mentioned quite a few things. But like most oracles, it's a bit disjointed information. Lol
@Freddy_Confetti
5 ай бұрын
Worthless tech
Who would have thought keeping a screen glued to your eyeballs would be bad idea.
@Rochester92G
5 ай бұрын
All in the name of technology, as they claim.
@HassanSanem
5 ай бұрын
it's honestly SCARY how people are just zombies now with no brains at all, the elites could LITERALLY tell them eat rocks and they'll eat them!
@Freddy_Confetti
5 ай бұрын
This thing is the reason why they haven’t done anything new with phones in years
@auser8374
5 ай бұрын
😅
@secondchance6603
5 ай бұрын
"People will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think." - Aldous Huxley (Brave New World)
imagine actually paying 3.5 grand for your own personal prison
@jimmypeeps8471
5 ай бұрын
Anyone willing to trade freedom for "safety" is the REAL threat to society. Dictators can't exist without them, therefore THEY are the problem. THEY LIVE....we suffer.
@Olslowhand1
5 ай бұрын
ahh the ol low iq boomer sling huh ... good for you @@Smawllz
@Propane_Acccessories
5 ай бұрын
@@SmawllzYou're right. This isn't scary. It's retardation.
@hlf_coder6272
5 ай бұрын
@@SmawllzYou Gen Zers are hilarious. Boomers designed and built the programming languages, operating systems, compilers, APIs, protocols, not to mention the internet itself, but you think you’re smarter because you use the software they built. 🤦♂️ Oblivious doesn’t even begin to describe it.
@AngeloPerfili
5 ай бұрын
muahahahahaha.........eh, youtube?
Make the 1800's Great Again.
@RunninUpThatHillh
5 ай бұрын
I bought the farm house and I'm about to get the buggy.
@lesliewelch6551
5 ай бұрын
hopefully the sun will sort this out, something along the lines of the Carrington Event will do
@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n
5 ай бұрын
@@RunninUpThatHillh Id rather play in the mud all day like the peasnats in monty python rather than drive a stupid EV
@Sabbathissaturday
5 ай бұрын
Same. I live a very simple life in the middle of nowhere. @@RunninUpThatHillh
@lasttry99
5 ай бұрын
@@UberFoXbuckle up. Your about to witness worst. Your headset won't save you
We are the carbon they want to reduce
@tonylester6820
5 ай бұрын
maintain the world population at 500 million
@windegore
5 ай бұрын
You are right. Those guys who blew up the Georgia Guide Stones, obviously showed that they were rebelling..Eh.
Buy overpriced and useless shit, then complain about it. I thought that apple fans would even eat shit and say it's delicious if it's expensive enough.
@hansemannluchter643
5 ай бұрын
They'll gladly eat iCrap(TM)..
@Murph709
5 ай бұрын
Not even apple fandom is safe from the perpetual victim mentality.
@johanbjorkman1914
5 ай бұрын
Nordic Cross Russia flag? I mean it is really cool.
@AxlAX
5 ай бұрын
Yes!! So true! 😂
@toomanyaccounts
5 ай бұрын
with Steve Jobs dead they are starting to have their sense of smell return
We,ve just learned that every customer not paying cash is under attack from a corrupt corporation.
@getfreemazes
5 ай бұрын
no cash users are attacked first. credit card subscribers get 6 months of "leave me alone" for free
$3500 is more than I paid for my Truck LOL
@j22563
5 ай бұрын
Oh no, old technology from a completely different sector is cheaper than new tech???? Crazy
@MarioLopez-rn2bs
5 ай бұрын
Not a bad price for a truck. Used trucks are going for a lot nowadays
@edmundblackaddercoc8522
5 ай бұрын
Aa lot more useful
@briant6669
5 ай бұрын
Me too! Got my truck for 3k.
@elemar5
5 ай бұрын
Fanboy detected.@@j22563
People are so stupid and buy anything just because it's new ... remember that those companies don't have your best interest in their agenda
Apple - Lets stream the entire internet into people via their eyes! Also Apple - Why are people struggling to absorb the sum of human knowledge plus all of our adverts and all of our distractions whilst trying to live a real life?
@VXGaming
5 ай бұрын
Not enough adverts dammit.
@carlchapman4053
5 ай бұрын
@@VXGaming Agreed - The headaches must be because they aren't being distracted enough... MORE ADVERTS!
@secondchance6603
5 ай бұрын
"People will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think." - Aldous Huxley (Brave New World)
@skootergirl22
5 ай бұрын
This is futurerama levels of weird
We need to get rid of this crap and EV's...Sorry Elon.
@Sabbathissaturday
5 ай бұрын
Why are you sorry? He should be sorry.
@soarornor
5 ай бұрын
Elon is a fraud.
@dr.z3426
5 ай бұрын
Evs aren't that bad....these headsets need to go
@jimmypeeps8471
5 ай бұрын
@@dr.z3426 I'd rather see EV's gone before these to be honest. EV's are worse for the planet and they're bought WAY MORE than these. These won't go anywhere, they're too stupid.
@V0YAG3R
5 ай бұрын
@@dr.z3426They’re glorified, sugarcoated golf-carts. And they’re thankfully going away! 👌🏻
It's almost as if being in the natural world with people you care about is *better* for you than constant saturation with technology. . . . . . . . . .
$10 to manufacture, $3,500 retail. People are stoopid 😂
@oldsaerotech1167
5 ай бұрын
The Apple factories in China have long contained safety netting to prevent the Chinese workers from taking headers off work levels and ending their lives. Research and see the truth. Apple is an EVIL corporation.
Just wait until the stream of headaches/cancer caused by neural chip implants!
@metalmajesty
5 ай бұрын
Literal mind/body control devices.
Oh dear doesn't even begin to describe it
I have absolutely no desire to own any more advanced tech.
Burst blood vessels on a virtual apparatus pales in danger compared with the complete absence of real meaningful life
Imagine after a kid has had this stimulus overload trying to get him or her to sit down and do algebra or read a book.
@Monicablackbelt24
5 ай бұрын
Well they want to discourage reading as apparently it's white supremacy! What's going on!!!!!!!
@Pine_Gap_Island
5 ай бұрын
It's even worse than that. They will be further robbed of human connections and peace. And the doctors will say "he/she needs SSRIs".
@user-zf3xb3qx8w
4 ай бұрын
they're already hitting the hash bong now that it's "legal" confusing legal with a great idea. ThEN go to Geometry class and ......zzzz
I don't have one, and already this is giving me sensory overload.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer corporation…
Duh 😳, they control the vertical, they control the horizontal, they control the how and what 😳 you're in the outer limits. Next stop, the twilight zone 😮😢.
Well that looks nice and seizure inducing.
Not touching grass and just sitting next to the monitor all day make your eyes not ok. But now it's even worse.
@secondchance6603
5 ай бұрын
"People will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think." - Aldous Huxley (Brave New World)
@memzo_getR
5 ай бұрын
@@secondchance6603 that's actually great technology and the way it will be in future it's great. Bu at the exact point, as we can see eyes aren't used for this technology
LOL!! You get what you deserve. But don't worry, I'm sure they'll have the bugs fixed once Neuralink gets rolled out.
@Goibniu001
5 ай бұрын
🤣
@V0YAG3R
5 ай бұрын
Papa Elon, Papa Bezos and Papa Klaus will be happy once your SpaceX chip is implanted and updated! 👌🏻
@IslandersFan100
5 ай бұрын
I’ve been saying this since forever, Elon is a plant
@thotobliterator1587
5 ай бұрын
I’m not plugging that HDMI cord into my brain. I’ll stick to my AV cables thank you.
@JasonAizatoZemeckis
5 ай бұрын
Did SAO and Cyberpunk not teach you anything
People are too quick to adopt new technologies now, many unproven (like EV's) and many will have unforeseen consequences, the bane of modern life now. So much of what's wrong is the result of unintended consequences. The roots of my own conservatism come from knowing that doing nothing will be less likely to have such results. Better to live with the problems we know than make new ones to add to those.
@FabianDialer-vw1zk
5 ай бұрын
Stupidity is the downfall of humankind for reasons.
@darrennew8211
5 ай бұрын
EVs have been around longer than gasoline cars. Not that I disagree with you on your other points. The problem is that people inventing these technologies do so because they understand the benefits, but you can't find out all the dangers until you've already deployed them for a while.
@lorrainecouch348
5 ай бұрын
@@FabianDialer-vw1zk Don't you mean the STUPIDITY of those who created all these TECHNOLOGICAL WONDERMENTS? 'MANKIND' has no gender... and HUMANKIND has been binned. 85% of the WORLD'S POPULATION has been reclassified as a SUBSPECIES!!! 85% of the WORLD'S POPULATION was deemed to have THE RHESUS FACTOR... WHICH I ASSURE ANYBODY IS A DELIBERATE CONTAMINATION OF OUR FOOD SUPPLY. I WAS NOT CLASSIFIED AS RHESUS A NEGATIVE UNTIL I BECAME PREGNANT BY A SILVERBACK THROWBACK... EXPLAINS HIS LITTLE LEGS 🤪
@unbreakable7633
5 ай бұрын
@@darrennew8211 EV's didn't work when they were initially invented, that's why ICE became standard. The same is true now. Not yet practical.
@darrennew8211
5 ай бұрын
@@unbreakable7633 It's practical for many but not all use cases. Semi trucks aren't practical yet as a daily driver either. Bicycles aren't practical either if your commute is 20 miles. Etc. PHEVs seem to be the best way to go, but you lose the benefits that an all-electric car provides.
The burst blood vessels is your subconsciousness giving you one last chance by saying: ' Wtf do you want to do this to me for?'
Yep. I cycle regularly through a student area, there are international students who's vision is already massively impaired staring at phones. Are we going to have a massive blindness epidemic in 20+ years? It seems so.
@echo4260
5 ай бұрын
At the rate this world is going, nothing will be here in 20 years. I'll check back in 2044 to see how this comment held up.
@garystinten9339
5 ай бұрын
@@echo4260two things 1. Providing KZread exists.. 2. Nuclear war didn't wipe us out all together.
@user-zf3xb3qx8w
4 ай бұрын
less than two years ago two nice kids (one baked an incredible choc. cake for my 70th.) interacted, visited the garden and chickens, and today?? Both heads buried in their phone, no smiles, no even a hello. Grimaced when a lady made them lunch before the soccer game I(mom was out of town) and this was their thanks: heads buried. You will NOT be able to work yourself out of this ditch.
Apple iStrain
@a64738
5 ай бұрын
It is a feature not a bug and if you report it you have to pay extra, because it is NOT a free feature...
These people about to go blind for what exactly 🤦♂️
Who would have thought. GenZ == Generally Zero life experience
@bro...5849
5 ай бұрын
Literally millennials buying these thinking they’re cool
@mr.fringeminority5426
5 ай бұрын
"Generously zero"
@chromenut7759
5 ай бұрын
It's about the vr headset, not a generation of people?
@Jaythesparrow
5 ай бұрын
@@chromenut7759c’mon are you really that stupid?
@AlaskanInsights
5 ай бұрын
@@chromenut7759 That is mostly who is using it...
This is why you should never jump on the hype bandwagon for a new product. Always wait for reviews and updates before giving it a try. What a waste of 3.5 grand.
@oldsaerotech1167
5 ай бұрын
Especially Apple. The only Apple "product" I have ever purchased or owned was a mini I-Pod years ago for some music. This tiny little device failed immediately, with the 'shuffle ' feature continuously operating. I sent it back within days of purchase upon the recommendation of an Apple Customer Tech. It was promptly replaced by another I-Pod that did the same exact thing. It, too, was returned; returned to some giant scrap heap. Technically , I never really "owned" anything Apple. Here's another one for you, you blinded Apple-holic robots;; those of you who continue to seek being a SLAVE to all this media-hypnotizing snake oil nonsense. Apple phones, watches, whatever contain Silver, a FINITE natural resource. ALL of your phones, etc. are buried deep in a landfill near you. Irretrievable, all for the sake of Apple hysteria and to get you to stand in line like a JUNKIE for "the Next Big Thing". Apple isn't Technology; it's Media-driven . Every last one of you deserves what you get. AND, in conclusion, Apple phones are built so cheaply that in the event of a larger Solar Flare, Apple products have been proven to be the first appliances, communication devices, products to be rendered temporarily useless. Go do the Science. I cannot wait to see the problems with their new Apple Car.
I still have to find a piece of technology that works when you need it 😂
@garrywhittington7531
5 ай бұрын
A hammer, wether it be for a nail, a tent peg or a Jehovah witness, it has yet to let me down.
@wadeokaysguitar
5 ай бұрын
Duct tape.
@martinmeoni8152
5 ай бұрын
I should've been more specific...I meant electronic devices 😁
Matrix is straying further from being a sf flick and is turning more and more into a documentary
@Dargonhuman
5 ай бұрын
This is The Matrix mixed with Idiocracy.
I grew with all the adults saying, don’t sit to close to the TV 😂
We should have stopped in 1996.
Luckily I'm old and have no kids. I can;t imagine the heartache a parent must feel these days staring at this unfolding futuristic nightmare.
Kinda reminds me of that Futurama episode where Fry wakes up from a dream that was actually a commercial for LightSpeed Briefs. Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 20th century? Fry: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky... But not in dreams.
@Murph709
5 ай бұрын
Imagine paying $3500 USD for something that rams ads at you every few seconds. 😆
@andyman8630
5 ай бұрын
not in dreams - yet!
@Eric19877
5 ай бұрын
Futurama also had the real eyePhone, implanted in the eye lol.
Keep in mind this woman is walking around a Colombian city wearing a $3500 device.
@surreyscouse2873
5 ай бұрын
Probably safer than Oakland.
You need some blue dungarees, a yellow shirt and when you wear a head set you look just like a minion.
digital madness.
There are two Americas: The one I love, and it's insane doppelganger. I hope mine wins...
LSD costs a tiny fraction of these dweeb goggles, and provides much the same experience with less side effects.
@jakekgfn
5 ай бұрын
More entertaining too
@kambellsoup1343
5 ай бұрын
way more fun...
@soarornor
5 ай бұрын
The same experience as this crap? Come on man!
@sigmamale4147
5 ай бұрын
Much better you mean
@LauraKayne-zt8dk
5 ай бұрын
It's nothing like this nonsense.
My 14 yr old son wants this cause his friend has it. I said NO! Literally walking into things when he goes over and play on it. Its a nightmare
Had the chance to use one of these Apple headsets and for about 20 minutes it was interesting, after that I just got bored with it because it doesn't actually do anything that useful.
@unclerobert7532
5 ай бұрын
You mean bored not board??
@schrodingerscat1863
5 ай бұрын
@@unclerobert7532 Indeed
@subliminallyinc
5 ай бұрын
spelling mistakes are an after effect of using an apple vision pro.@@unclerobert7532
As sometime with a history of epileptic seizures, I can say that I made the right choice to never get a VR headset or I will be FLATLINED.
@shaneerasmus2591
5 ай бұрын
😂
I’m going to go out a limb and say, you probably should wear those in moderation. Something like that should NOT be worn constantly. Then again humans can’t seem to pull themselves away from technology. They even go so far to give it to their very young ones (switch,iPads, etc)
@The-Real-aPOC
5 ай бұрын
But they are designed to be worn constantly with the goal of eventually being worn permanently.
@Thurickskall
5 ай бұрын
@@The-Real-aPOC and how’s that working? It is an idiotic concept. Nothing good will come of being constantly strapped to some form of VR.
@guestc142
5 ай бұрын
@@The-Real-aPOCthey'll have to balance it or make it lighter first. Comfort is key.
@The-Real-aPOC
5 ай бұрын
@@Thurickskall The point I was making is you can't use something in moderation that was specifically designed for long term. Moderation is not the key, totally banning eyeball screens is, people should not be wearing those things for even 1 minute per week.
@The-Real-aPOC
5 ай бұрын
@@guestc142 Nope, they need to outright ban the idiotic devices. Having a screen glued to your eyes will never be comfortable, period.
Wearing a hat or sunglasses/glasses long duration gives you headaches, too… I can only imagine with your eyes so close to a screen inside that head gripper/squeezer. Heck just staring at a laptop or monitor from a distance gives you blurry vision and headaches, too. Mind blowing 🤯
When you plug into the matrix, there are side effects.
I could only watch the first 15 seconds of this and ny brain conoletely melted watching.
Sensory overload. The brain can’t handle.
I read on a news blog that many are being returned because they don't work right with VR porn.
Given enough time and people wearing these will bored of reality. Just like smartphones. EDIT: a horrifying thought.... What if they're designed to be CCTV?!?!
@RoseKindred
5 ай бұрын
Um, most tech is nowadays. TVs, phones, microwaves, even a faucet I saw stores (well gives to alexa which will). It is to "make a better experience" or something. So take this with salt, but rossmann on here had a video where they talked about pulling up logs that was stored 14+ years from apple. Companies keep everything.
@frostwind8617
5 ай бұрын
The vision pro can probably work as some sort of cctv, after all it have multiple cameras and sensor to monitor the user´s motion. Imagine all the ¨smart¨ people wanting to watch nopor on that device only for them to get all their personal info + the really nasty things they do being captured by the device. 🤣
@skootergirl22
5 ай бұрын
1984 guys we woo
why spay thousands for bad graphic when the natural world ours full of splendor and free to view…. i’m getting too old for this world. death would not be a punishment at this point
@garystinten9339
5 ай бұрын
You're not getting too old.. you're tired of the shit presented and are at your end of accepting it.. in other words, it doesn't surprise you anymore.
Apple fan boys (and girls) will spend money on anything with an Apple logo on it. $3,500 ffs 😂
"Don't sit so close to the screen" is something we should've kept
i can barely watch my monitor for over an hr before my eyes start melting, bless these beta testers hearts. Oh yea, remember when beta testing was free, it now cost 4k
WOW! What utter nonsense!! WTH is going on in this world??!!!! God help US!! 🙏🙏🙏
Goes hand in hand with the I Hunch phenomenon. Stuffed backs from poor posture looking at Phones, now stuffed eyes. Brilliant!
"A prison for your mind" ..Neuralink - prisoners in someone else's mind
Is people really that stupid? Look how it's tagging everything, it's obvious, that's a taxi, it's obvious, that is milk, why do they need to have it read out to them on a headset 🙄
Lab rats wanting to return the Lab.
Hyper-reality, from Dust. My favorite episode.
If being a luddite is the price, I gladly pay it.
That supermarket video legitimately made me feel dizzy.
Our mother's warned us about having our eyes glued to the screen
Wow I cannot express how surprised I am. SMH seriously WTF who didn't see this coming
Birdbox is coming. 😂
THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE....A REAL WORLD SOME JUST CAN'T COPE WITH
Reminds me of ‘Ready Player One’: We can sell 80 percent of the screen WITHOUT inducing seizures!
I wear glasses and I could tell you I need to take them off to rest my eyes 😅😅 Also are those a shitton of ads? Goddam
As a Colombian, I approve this message
We were told in the 70s not to sit too close to the telly...FFFS
It’s not reality it’s HYPERREALITY!
Horrified is an understatement 😲
what did they expect? screens only centimeters away from your eyes....
I wouldn't like this being unaware of whats going on around me and being glued and surrounded to all these virtual sounds and visions ugh.
$3500 🤣
It reminds me of the Ready Player One quote. The 80% ad space before seizure.
It's the reverse of the glasses in THEY LIVE.
Having something implanted in your brain giving you a 24/7 interface like that would be traumatizing.
Eyes in people that’s where the good stuff is
This reminds me of Navin's Opti-Grab eyewear invention in the movie "The Jerk"👁👁
What a nightmare.
What could possibly go wrong? Oh, blindness?
Every time I want to eat ,I go into the virtual world and grab my food. I never get hungry! 😅
See? They want your freaking money!
they really didnt see that coming??? 😂😂😂😂
The best reference to this was in ready player one. We can obscure upto 80% of their screen with adspace BEFORE they start having seizures..
Go outside, take a walk and get some sun. Much healthier.
burst blood vessels might be vax related.
@TheSimba86
5 ай бұрын
I would say it's extreme eye strain, wearing that thing would be like staring into a flashlight for hours
@marcodash1019
5 ай бұрын
I'm curious to know the vax status of those purchasing these. I'm willing to bet it's in the 95% range. I can't see a red or black-pilled person ever buying one of these.
@redfordreddington8834
5 ай бұрын
No correlation
@Freeontheland2030
5 ай бұрын
Excellent point I see a correlation. @@marcodash1019
@Freeontheland2030
5 ай бұрын
Links to the study?@@redfordreddington8834
Im from support and not a hacker. Now follow the blue line right into the back of the van painted with "free candy".
And the blue line leads to the organ harvesting van of the hackers. 😂😂😂
Never tought I'd say that someday, but, really hope Apple have a "no refund" policy on that stuff ^^
PEAK COLOMBIA CONSUMERISM
@jozekathezecond
5 ай бұрын
One year of salary to get dystopian
Ok folks. I have been saying for quite some time now that we are all going to hell in a handbag. Well, we have been in a handbag and......this is hell ! 😢
The future is made of virtual insanity.
@skootergirl22
5 ай бұрын
This is walle
If you get seen outside with one of these in many areas in the cities you'll be attacked and robbed.
Well I'm no doctor, but it was hardly surprising that those headsets were going to cause problems on the eyes and trigger headaches.
GenXers raised zoomers on screens now Zoomers are only happy if they can make the world a screen.
@oldsaerotech1167
5 ай бұрын
A lot of good posts here, and all are little pieces of wisdom.
Can you imagine the number of ads?