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@Mortal_Remi

5 ай бұрын

It isn't secret if you reveal it in a pinned comment xD

@azlanhassan4338

3 ай бұрын

Guys it's been a while and you still haven't corrected the title of the video 😅

@spicychess

Ай бұрын

Jewish kids dont receive 8 gifts in hanuka we get a little bit of money in the end of holiday but who said we get 8?!

@rkochamp6083

18 күн бұрын

Please do the non black next featuring rae and Sydney i will participate

"You're not proud to be Filipino?" "Wait no, that's a classic Filipino trait" As a Filipino, I can 100% say that this is a fact.

@fm.burbank8461

11 ай бұрын

facts we hate to be here

@malupitphantom8001

11 ай бұрын

This has me laughing so hard

@hayond656

11 ай бұрын

Opposite of the "Filipino pride" people I keep seeing in some videos lol

@lionelmarcussolaris2858

11 ай бұрын

Filipino Pride is stereotypically true but in all honesty most of us hate it. 😂

@KuyaAidan

11 ай бұрын

absolutely

I love that the Asian guy giving the literal perfect white answers was standing right next to the white guy giving the literal perfect Asian answers

@kangsoju6552

11 ай бұрын

both are hilarious but esp the first guy

@Trithis2077

11 ай бұрын

No doubt. Those are some switched a birth level answers.

@benkai9921

11 ай бұрын

I felt the white guy gave the perfect surface level white guy with an "asian fetish" kind of answers

@jedaifinn

11 ай бұрын

Love their Duo since Kitchen episode

@Morgana191

11 ай бұрын

I like to imagine they played a Kahoot before this

6:30 “your mom’s white? Can you elaborate?” “I’m adopted” *sounds of defeat*

@an_xon

Ай бұрын

After that when michael was asking her a question and she went "huhhh???" I was like "shes definitely asian 😩

@Kahoobb

27 күн бұрын

Why is Michael reeves on this when he's white

@skrsojmpz1503

23 күн бұрын

@@Kahoobb???

@sommeone

22 күн бұрын

​@@Kahoobb Because he's not. He's Filipino (he's literally from the Philippines)

@tengun

20 күн бұрын

My deaf ears heard "I'm a doctor" :))

the fact that he’s a VEGETARIAN YOGA INSTRUCTOR and they didn’t believe he didn’t play video games or watch anime… he clearly has better shit to be doing 😂😂😂

@TheBluePhoenix008

Ай бұрын

Give this guy an Indian passport

The crew repeatedly asking Number One expecting to catch him out and get some conformation that he's Asian but Number One just consistently giving the whitest answers possible with no hesitation. As an Asian myself, this killed me

@btchpls6363

11 ай бұрын

Same ahhahaha and also the OTV reactions whenever No. 1 answers is so funny xD like " This Mf-er!" such troll genius though

@Flamefarmer

11 ай бұрын

Like they said, his answers were literally the perfect wrong answers. Where I knew he was lying was when he said his Italian American parents didn’t beat him, I know several Italian Americans and the amount of spoons broken over heads is unreal.

@Wessohot

11 ай бұрын

@@Flamefarmerthats how i knew he was lying when he said he didn’t get beaten as a kid.

@dylanpayne3087

11 ай бұрын

I pissed myself at Wonderwall 😂

@danluke

11 ай бұрын

I didn't feel like my answers were white at all...

As a white guy from a rural area, number 1’s answers were ridiculously good, I was still in shock he wasn’t some Italian dude

@AleksandarBell

11 ай бұрын

I knew he wasn’t because he was almost laughing at every answer he gave and a he would answer with his full chest if he was white. Plus I’m from Indiana and know many white people from Chicago and…they’re way more abrasive.

@AleksandarBell

11 ай бұрын

Because all of the white people I know don’t understand why what they like is boring, I say this as a white person

@EmTParry

11 ай бұрын

See I was thinking he was answering TOO white lmao, like they said he knew all the "right" answers lmao

@sur2823

11 ай бұрын

as soon as he said wonderwall that was it, no one ACTUALLY likes wonderwall that much

@nullx2368

11 ай бұрын

the way he delivered the lines were also perfect, very funny dude I hope to see him in other videos

“I did my job, I got the filipino out of here” That’s great

@ezoni8438

6 күн бұрын

the US circa 1900 :

9:12 Lily not realising that the skinniest stick is the most painful is hilarious

@lightawake

4 ай бұрын

Her mother sounds sadistic for making her choose what she would beat her up with...if she did that in my country she would be jailed for child abuse.

@anxiouspotato

2 ай бұрын

@@lightawakeYou would not believe how common it is in Asian households. My mother did the same thing until I was older.

@lightawake

2 ай бұрын

@@anxiouspotato i can believe that. My parents, being japanese, were strict in other ways. But I had friends from south east asia, who, when we were 11 or so, were comparing stories about whether the coat hanger, iron or vacuum cleaner tube hurt to be hit by more... I think that kind of thing is beyond discipline. Kids deserve to grow up without violence, and without being abused in any way in their own homes.

@anxiouspotato

2 ай бұрын

​@@lightawakeYeah, kids shouldn't be taught that way. It's harmful to their long term well-being. However, I still love my parents after everything they did. I just wished they would see how harmful their ways of discipline was to me and my siblings. I'm just glad that I'm in the states now, being in China was so much worse.

@lightawake

2 ай бұрын

@@anxiouspotato absolutely. My sympathies x

lily forgetting that people can lie is actually hilarious

@Diraije

11 ай бұрын

Yes

@a1phakosmic293

11 ай бұрын

yes

@loveuns

11 ай бұрын

I think she forgets most of the time unless she's the one lying 💀

@a.ma-si

11 ай бұрын

why would anyone lie about being asian?

@gunawanputera6443

11 ай бұрын

​@@a.ma-sithat the point of the game

Number 1 almost had me in tears. The way he just leaned forward a bit when they requested everyone do the Asian squat 😂

@TheLawlessRogue

7 ай бұрын

Number 1 carried the presentation, I don't care. He was ON TOP of his answers, absolutely no hesitation. I slowed down the video (because I thought half an hour was too long) and by the end found myself upset that it was so short.

@strykerfielding3430

7 ай бұрын

Once he said one of his favorite songs was Wonderwall though he was clearly faking. No white person who only plays cod will admit that out loud XD

@VelvetKate

7 ай бұрын

​@@strykerfielding3430 coming from the UK, you'd be surprised :D

@Njx063

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLawlessRogueliterally me

@Chinyccd

5 ай бұрын

Yeah and we answered Chipotle to what cuisines do you like? 😂

Who says piccolo isn't popular dude, bro's literally Gohan's guardian and has protected him at many occasions. He has his own following.

@user-pt5cl2ro6f

Ай бұрын

Exactly, he has his own following _in_ the community. Anyone outside would say Goku or Vegeta.

@RedTheWeeb

Ай бұрын

For real especially when it comes to black dbz fans because a lot of people view piccolo as he has black energy

@stalematesibling

Ай бұрын

Okay, asian.....

@brunaldo5522

23 күн бұрын

Piccolo is literally peak dbz design

Michael’s vendetta against the filipino dude gets me 😂

The game is ridiculously difficult, when there's a non-Asian pretending to be Asian working together with an Asian pretending to be non-Asian to fool a group of people As opposed to Jubilee's format of sussing out the impostor among themselves

@anubis7457

11 ай бұрын

I mean plenty of nerdy white guys who are very similar to the stereotypical nerdy asian guys lol

@stt.9433

9 ай бұрын

@@WealthyandNerdy I mean black culture is a lot less accessible than asian culture, it's not something you can get through the internet.

@sumayyahadetunmbi4347

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@madhatten00

8 ай бұрын

They should make it a rule where the majority cannot lie and only the person they're trying to find out can lie. It makes a very difficult if everyone is lying.

@urmotherfatherbrothersister

7 ай бұрын

nah this the beta squad way, games the game lads

Tenzin: you're not proud to be Filipino? Michael: yeah, that's a classic Filipino trait. As a Filipino, I can confirm

@FilipinoLeaks

11 ай бұрын

Who isnt proud to be a Filipino in the US?

@ralphjohnticsay8771

11 ай бұрын

too many

@caixiuying8901

11 ай бұрын

It's either or Either you're a Filipino that desperately wants to be East Asian or White or your PROUD AF Filipino, there's no in-between I'm unapologetically Filipino/Chinese and have a giant fork and spoon in my house

@sapphicsx

11 ай бұрын

Proud of Filo talent but not PH government

@FilipinoLeaks

11 ай бұрын

@@sapphicsx we need to stop generalizing. Pinoy refers to the people and its culture. Cant hate Pinoys for its government.

Honestly, the Number 1 Wild Card was my absolute favourite the whole video. Man's hilarious

Paddington 2 is a solid choice, that movie made me feel things.

You can tell immediately how excited Toast is to do this shoot.

@traceevans827

11 ай бұрын

also banger of a video

@msblackrose999

11 ай бұрын

Hahaha too funny

@drpygmr2416

11 ай бұрын

"Something racist I'm in" - Toast on a daily basis with Michael

@GoodVibesnShitBud

11 ай бұрын

Toast tryna get cancelled fr lol

@muhammaddaniel4059

11 ай бұрын

Is TOAST really Malaysian?

Number 1 is a menace to society and I’m living for it

@strepie93

11 ай бұрын

I want number 1 as a friend

@Avalanchanime

11 ай бұрын

We need him to be a guest in a podcast or to be recurring member in videos somehow.

I love how as soon as Michael started going down hill and bringing everyone along the producer gave them a phone with questions LMAOO

19:55 the way he said "Piccolo" had me screaming laughing

The fact that Toast and Michael are so fucking analytical in this compared to other OTV videos, is so funny.

@Dustwj842

11 ай бұрын

They were doing competitive racism in this one

@Case2_0

11 ай бұрын

@@Dustwj842but that’s cultural appropriation from white people.

@EonofAeon

11 ай бұрын

This probably shows how sporadic my knowledge is but I genuinely did not know (or I forgot/didnt remember) that Michael was Filipino...

@EggplantHarmesan

11 ай бұрын

You're talking about the guy who built a race detecting elmo

@jonathan0225

11 ай бұрын

​@@EggplantHarmesan ..and the brains to guess that asian 😂

Huge props to whoever was in charge of finding these people, really good guessed cast.

@strings3065

11 ай бұрын

I know both Michael and Lily are pretty famous dunno about the others tho

@thikim7056

11 ай бұрын

ok

@garette8672

11 ай бұрын

@@strings3065i think they meant the asian people

@insert_smiley

11 ай бұрын

@@strings3065 lmaoo

@insert_smiley

11 ай бұрын

@@strings3065 also, everyone know toast 😅

The way Michael just absolutely hated every answer number 1 gave fucking killed meeee

as a malaysian i just love that toast is in the centre. it aint much but a malysian in the centre of the screen is still so amazing to me

@__dldlscnf5421

3 ай бұрын

Sameee❤❤❤

@murai5223

3 ай бұрын

I didn't know toast was Malaysian. I googled and it says that he's canadian-taiwanese.

@qiqibutt

2 ай бұрын

@@murai5223he grew up in Malaysia!!

@murai5223

Ай бұрын

@@qiqibutt not malaysian then if he's simply growing up here

@stormoscar2628

Ай бұрын

I think he is Taiwanese though?

As a cambodian who was adopted by a white family , i lost it when toast said "white people love adopting asian kids"😂😂😂

@philosophy_bot4171

11 ай бұрын

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law" ~ Immanuel Kant

@tinalyzhen

11 ай бұрын

omgg fellow cambodian

@JDragonblade1103

11 ай бұрын

as a vietnamese who was adopted by white people…. yes. also almost all of the asian people i know are adopted by white people

@Phin_Again

11 ай бұрын

As a Filipino American who’s cousins are Chinese and were adopted by white parents (from my grandpas first marriage), can confirm

@sirusstopp

11 ай бұрын

yooo fellow cambodian

I never thought I'd see the day where Toast will display this much geniune enthusiasm in a video

@pranamahardika300

11 ай бұрын

toast always appear half dead in otv video, not this one tho.

@dantran2588

11 ай бұрын

It’s cus he’s off weed

@bbbiiirrrbbb

11 ай бұрын

pretty sure he suggested this video idea based on past "guess the asian" clips

@Goatastic_GM

11 ай бұрын

OH I thought that was cause this was like Video Idea.

@Avalanchanime

11 ай бұрын

​@@bbbiiirrrbbbI am pretty sure that's why he is so happy, he is like a child who convinced his parents to do what he wants xd

"How big are we talking?" -Yvonne 2023 "Were gonna need a fact check" -Tenzin 2023

People doubting the adopted girl with a Jewish mother is so funny to me as someone from the East Coast who knows 3 different adopted Asian people (2 who are Chinese) who were born in Asian and adopted by Jewish-Americans.

@aro1287

9 күн бұрын

Me also being someone born in China and then being adopted by a single mother into a Jewish-American family 💀💀💀💀

I learned more about the fallacy of stereotypes more in this video than any educational program ive ever seen.

@francescamalek4516

11 ай бұрын

I’m voting for this to be the new video they show in schools of how not to be racist😂😂😂😂

@Lucidbkeo

11 ай бұрын

the camping -> acoustic guitar -> wonderwall part got me LOL

@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda

11 ай бұрын

​​​yup, they were just *AMERICAN* , like asian *AMERICAN* , italian *AMERICAN* everyone's that asian like half of the world is already asian.

@bobzillathebabykicker2981

11 ай бұрын

@@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda Way over half if you go back far enough.

@ezoni8438

6 күн бұрын

@@bobzillathebabykicker2981100% of people are kenyan if you go back far enough

it's been a wild ride watching toast go from awkward and quiet in front of a camera to absolutely unhinged

@kijetesantakulu

11 ай бұрын

he went from uncomfortable to too comfortable

@luctan881

11 ай бұрын

ok

@skydivenext

11 ай бұрын

I'm just sensing he gonna turn gay soon too ngl, he just doesn't want to accept it lol

@declaracionespolemicas

11 ай бұрын

​@@skydivenext what a weird thing to say 🤔

@rockbark2137

11 ай бұрын

​@@declaracionespolemicasit's not that weird. Gaydar is a pretty common phenomenon amongst millennials

number 1and 2 are my favorite throughout all of this, the trolling was too good

One of the few times YT shorts actually convinced me to click on a full video. I saw a few clips and got to the point that I needed to see the rest and know the outcome 😂 Also thank you for not audibly asking people to watch the full length in the shorts. That usually annoys me and makes my demand avoidance make me not want to do the thing. But the quality content? That was convincing enough

11:00 Toast "Asian people don't wear hats.". 2 seats away Lily wearing a hat. lmao 💀💀

The entire time, I was frustrated with 1 because he was perfectly executing the strategy. I couldn’t tell if he was an Asian pretending to be a basic white person, or a basic white person pretending to be an Asian pretending to be white

#1 was so good, ive never seen so many amazing answers in such a short time frame

I just love #1 as a human. He's perfect. Never change.

Ok we're gonna need another one of these. This was way too entertaining.

@bryanixtabalan9047

11 ай бұрын

Agree

@DurzaOnYT

11 ай бұрын

I second this motion 🤙

@josealfonso5260

11 ай бұрын

Agree

@emmily6110

11 ай бұрын

Can't believe toast got them to do this officially 😂😂😂😂 GTA EP 3 WOOOO!!!

@lukask2597

11 ай бұрын

Fr I’m craving more now, I think I like this format more than jubilee styles. Feels more natural and funny than hectic and social power based.

He did it. Toast actually did it

@Jervenshmine

11 ай бұрын

Guess that Asian has finally made an appearance on the official OfflineTV channel. This is amazing.

@tristanpieman9907

11 ай бұрын

I always new they would come around

@Kwiyo

11 ай бұрын

so proud of toast

@Anna-hp4zq

11 ай бұрын

YES HIS IDEA W SYDEON CAME OUT AND SHE AINT HERE loll

@hoodootheclown929

11 ай бұрын

​@@tristanpieman9907 k (I hope someone understands the joke I'm making. Just read the comment I'm responding to and ask yourself: is the letter k relevant)

"I did my job. I got the filipino out of here"

i’ve never seen toast so excited before😂

@l.o.gfauzan1877

11 ай бұрын

His dream comes true, of course he's excited😂

@chrishoffman4635

11 ай бұрын

I dunno, I saw him ask about who faked dragon.

@fishyboi7049

11 ай бұрын

@@chrishoffman4635 DRAGON DEEZ NU-

@mango-float

11 ай бұрын

Irl amogus

@josealfonso5260

11 ай бұрын

His enthusiasm from the early days of among us showed in this video 😂

“white people love adopting asian babies” had me dying 😭

@AleksandarBell

11 ай бұрын

As someone from rural Indiana: trueeeeee bro like any Asian person here is adopted by white people

@Siberius-

11 ай бұрын

They cute, c'mon. Polynesian small humans are cute! Not that Polynesia isn't a massive area with endless ethnicities within it, but generally speaking!

@flamo2666

11 ай бұрын

@@Siberius-alien generated comment

@ratboygirl

11 ай бұрын

@@Siberius- i’m so confused on what ur comment is trying to say LMAO

@xongaming4456

11 ай бұрын

@@Siberius- cute you said lmao It sounded like we are pets 🤣

No.1 was the highlights of this video, pure comedy with him

my senses were tingling and i did get it right, but i was so confused for a few (many) minutes because this cast was soooooo good. like, they all nailed it also like, i don't know if i laughed this much because i'm asian and could relate/understand where the questions were coming from or just because it really was amusing

@naahmahlamia5653

4 күн бұрын

I like this one cause I was like the first one just kept giving too many non chill chill answers so I guessed him and number two know each other n decided to swapp identities

As an Italian when the first guy said he was Italian but didn’t get beat…I knew immediately he was lying 😂 ain’t no way

@amemocci3580

11 ай бұрын

is it common for italian-americans?? because in Italy from what I've seen it isnt that common, maybe getting a slap or two...

@izal4625

11 ай бұрын

I have A LOT of italian friends (I grew up with them, playing with them daily, being at their place, lots of birthdays with casual 100people, I tutored a few and was looked after when my grandma got ill and couldn't look after me, that's also how I lpartly learned italian) - only 3? or 4? got hit sometimes and even then mostly just a small slap I wouldn't really call getting beaten. It isn't that common as far as I know (but I guess their grandparents would be more prone to it as far as I got to know them). They are full italian, their parents came from Italy with mostly their whole family still there and where partly even born in Italy themselves (and you can guess it: a lot of pasta making in cute little old kitchens with their grandmas when they visit lol). They can get pretty heated pretty fast tho. They nearly all have loud voices that will get even louder and especially when mad they will talk a lot with their hands. And children show a lot of respect to their elders. Their loud voices probably get the job done. On the other side, they are VERY open and loving and you won't be hungry. 😆

@_Kirsche

11 ай бұрын

@@izal4625 they got hit lol just after you left

@cheoa1473

11 ай бұрын

ok

@JavedHussain-fq2ce

11 ай бұрын

Hello

I have sympathy for Lily. Making your children choose what you gonna beat them with is the most trauma shit you can cause to your children

@mllwcrmpmpkn

11 ай бұрын

Literally her bringing that up brought some memories I didn't wanna think about lmao

@JoshuaGraves113

11 ай бұрын

Made me remember shit I didn't want to, lol.

@mekko902

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, that was not a funny intercut. I just left feeling really bad for her going through that.

@noyou9379

10 ай бұрын

shit that was mine and my brother's childhood and I am far better off than I would have been otherwise. I was a little hellion growing up. Cussed out my grandparents got beat or soap in the mouth, got caught stealing got beat, bully others got beat, didn't do my homework got beat. My mom tried to do timeouts as the nice punishments and they learned real quick that those did nothing. The only thing I really had growing up with a NES but I loved being outside so not like grounding me from that was going to work. All the electronics that kids have nowadays didn't exist back then unless your family was super rich. My grandma had a board with my initials on one side and my brother's on the other side. We didn't even try to mess with that thing cause if anything happened to it we went back to having to go get a switch from the bushes in the front yard and I would rather take a board over that.

@cheyannegiles9772

10 ай бұрын

@@noyou9379 bro I don't think that made you better that you would have been. It didn't make you behave, it just sounds like it made you scared. Hope you realize your trauma and heal from it.

This was the most absolutely incredible troll job of all time, kudos to you #1

Make another oneee!! This one is one of my favorite oflinetv videos

Lines that killed me this episode😂 Toast: How dare you impersonate a Jewish person, after all they’ve been through?? Contestant 1: Cornflower blue

@Dr.Bo4uN

11 ай бұрын

what's wrong with "cornflower blue"? I googled it is just a color. just curious

@gabijapaulauskaite1132

11 ай бұрын

​@@Dr.Bo4uNit was considered a nazi symbol in some countries

@firestrike5478

11 ай бұрын

@@Dr.Bo4uN It's also supposed to be a stereotypically white thing apparently.

@EmTParry

11 ай бұрын

​@@gabijapaulauskaite1132that's not AT ALL what he was going for omg, it's a very stereotypical white answer to know the exact name of your favorite color--

@arjunbaweja7755

11 ай бұрын

@@EmTParry yes

I wonder how Toast convinced everyone to make this OTV video

@MrBnnashton

11 ай бұрын

He’s been saying he wants to do it for a million years 🤣🤣

@GamerBoy-hi9js

11 ай бұрын

Imma just imagine he told em to show up with no background info and just paid them to stay

@DJ-up6ft

11 ай бұрын

Might have showed them the views from these videos that Beta Squad gets, same exact principle so it should translate over a bit although with lower views probably for OTV.

@pinkblueberryyy

11 ай бұрын

@@DJ-up6ftbeta squad is hella funny i look forward to how this video does now that it’s the same concept with different audience

@deon3909

11 ай бұрын

​@@MrBnnashton😊

I feel personally attacked that the guy picked "Ozzie" as his dog's name in his white stereotype

Most I’ve laughed at a video in MONTHS 😂 This crew was 👌🏼 everything about the video was perfect 😂

This was actually a really good format. Much funnier than when it's the contestants trying to guess

@vailingbow1068

11 ай бұрын

Honestly think this is a parody of those Jubilee videos. And it is better because it doesn't give contestants an opportunity to fuck over the others.

@numai8722

11 ай бұрын

its taken from beta squad breh

@oftheHowl

11 ай бұрын

​@@vailingbow1068Beta squad have been doing this for a long time

@JeffBezosOfficial

11 ай бұрын

beta squad did it first 🗣️

@vailingbow1068

11 ай бұрын

@@oftheHowl Who?

Being Mexican/Filipino.... loved this episode.. white dude got the pass 😂

@something_els3

11 ай бұрын

Oh my god, another one! I’m also a half Mexican and half Filipino, never seen another one of these mixes.

@zacharynguyen7286

11 ай бұрын

Hope everyone is doing good. Sending support and hearts! ❤️❤️❤️ Stay safe

@edsonasael8293

11 ай бұрын

So... Spanish??

@axelramirez7337

11 ай бұрын

I’m Mexican and my gf is Vietnamese. Good to see I can workout lol

@djmastakilla3948

11 ай бұрын

@@edsonasael8293 lol

i feel for Lily, my mom would send me out to the bush outside and make me pick out the branch she'd beat me with, so i would always prebreak the branches so theyd snap quicker lmaoo

This was So Fun to Watch!! They need to get some candy shorts for them to eat! LOL. I knew #6 was Blasian but it was hard to tell, and #1 really had me going the whole time, he was too good at it. #2, that squat though!

“i think he’s asian bc he has shoes that toast wears” LILY IS SO FUNNY PLS

As an asian, I believed number 2 is 100% asian just because of the squat 😭

@varcna

11 ай бұрын

Slavs have almost the same squat.

@zackwyvern2582

11 ай бұрын

The squat is not hard to do because of race. The reason why the squat tends to be easier is because a considerable number of Asians are more fit/lean or have a smaller frame and so are more flexible. (Specifically, ankle flexibility and leg/hip strength.)

@GraniteGolem

11 ай бұрын

@@zackwyvern2582 brother what are you waffling about

@sola_a

11 ай бұрын

​@@GraniteGolemthey have a point

@something_els3

11 ай бұрын

@@AkatsukiSasuke923Interesting. I’m half Filipino and half Mexican but I can do it despite being rather skinny.

“what’s your favorite food?” “chinese food!” SUCH A MOOD I LOVE “KNOCK OFF” FOOD OF MY FOOD

@wilhua3083

6 күн бұрын

homemade chinese food is still chinese food...

@calicobunny

6 күн бұрын

@@wilhua3083 she means the chinese food made by chinese immigrants with american taste in mind. you know, the kind you buy from a resturant, not the homemade chinese food without american influence

wow this is my new fav channel of that kind! especially having female guessers is soooo refreshing :))

Tenzin had so many amazing one-liners in this video. I was dying at "You like dog meat?"

@thedemon6389

11 ай бұрын

Lol

@TheHarlequin2

11 ай бұрын

lmao the fact checking line tenzin 💀

@spiritedsprout6387

11 ай бұрын

so happy to see her in an otv vid!

@ShareNoMimosa

11 ай бұрын

i was DYINGGGGG

@badtoothbeetroot

11 ай бұрын

Yep, great comedic timing, and especially when she just outright asks about dick size 🤣🤣🤣

I love Toast being super analytical but then cracking up every time Tenzin went unhinged mode lmaoooooo

@philosophy_bot4171

11 ай бұрын

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes" ~ Oscar Wilde

" we were raised not to cause problems" that hits too close to home

28:17 even the cameraman was cracking up

Toast nailed the SoCal americanized Asian. He basically described my entire family. And we even joke we’re terrible Asians for not doing the a lot of stereo typical things.

@madhatten00

8 ай бұрын

Also filipino american that doesn't play much video games is very realistic. A lot of adult filipino guys just kind of drink, play sports and maybe karaoke.

@zacharynguyen7286

7 ай бұрын

Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Toast was on-point when he said you can only say the wrong answers if you know the exact right ones. "Whats your fav DBZ character" "Piccolo"

@_ion04

11 ай бұрын

The dude definitely knew what he was doing with his answers but I guess toast doesn't know DBZ or something because I feel like everybody loves or at least likes Piccolo

@hima478

11 ай бұрын

@@_ion04 sure sure but i just don't think he's anybody's #1 character in dbz yknow.

@DenkiRay

11 ай бұрын

@@hima478 So that's funny because Akira Toriyama himself has said Piccolo is his favorite character (followed by Goku and Satan).

@hima478

11 ай бұрын

@@DenkiRay yoo really??? Thas crazy

@dokuujin1851

11 ай бұрын

@@hima478 yeah that's probably why Piccolo Orange is just RANDOMLY stronger than MUI Goku was after the tournament of power... And Piccolo Orange was BEFORE the tournament of power, he just... never revealed it till after that, I guess? I swear the time line of that movie makes no sense rofl.

Love the ray con sponsorship read where toast rambles a list of things to do. Among which is go on walks. I guarantee for a brand that's so online all the time they forget that you need to go outside to walk.

the fact that number 6 had his arms up and was showing his pale tummy they still think he was black black lol they didn't catch that

I love when they talk about number 4 being passive as an Asian characteristic and lily mentions him holding his hands clasped together and Number 4 instantly releases his grasp and says 'I can let go if you want', talk about an Uno reverse card 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@oddpoppetesq.3467

11 ай бұрын

FTR, Ive only got that far, so Im genuinely not sure who the person is. My guess, number 5.

@circuitry400

11 ай бұрын

Nah, that just confirmed it for me! Doesn’t want to cause problems, so automatically obeyed.

@oddpoppetesq.3467

9 ай бұрын

@@circuitry400 fair comment, can't argue with that. Us Brits are the same most the time, anything for an easy life 🤷🤣

@catinabox3048

9 ай бұрын

As a Chinese, I'm laughing so hard at the passivity comment. Yes, we're taught to be tolerant in general and to not make a fuss about minor things, and within friends and family, you ARE expected to to tolerant, to not care about division of labor, to not care about insensitive remarks, etc. But Chinese people will not take BS if you're not family or a trusted friend. Chinese parents will confront anyone who treats their kid unfairly or hurts their kid's future. Many will confront and yell at people who get in their way. They will bargain at a market stall like it's nobody's business. Like, once when I was stuck on a plane in China for HOURS after landing at a different airport than scheduled, I texted my family and the first thing my cousin tells me was to get out of people's way, that he wouldn't be surprised if the angry old ladies were to create a riot and try to pry open the plane door.

Man, lily's mom was savage taking her to the store, and letting her pick what item to buy and be beat by. 😂😂😂

@Siberius-

11 ай бұрын

That is a classic abusive parenting method, but I've never heard of the self-selecting done at a retail store with coat hangers...

@christianwong9491

11 ай бұрын

My mom did the same thing to me, then after 1 week I secretly took the rod (my mom spank me with a leather rod), I threw it out into a dumpster so she would not know.

@Oreo-ob3qi

11 ай бұрын

My father made me pick a rock, latun americans are not far off

@charlieextra9406

11 ай бұрын

My mom had me pick one of her belts when I got in trouble (bear in mind women have lots of belts with different designs to choose from). 😑🤭

@apollo236

11 ай бұрын

my mother and family talk about how their parents would make them pick their favorite branch off a tree

PLEASE do more of these!!

This is TOO funny. loved it

i wonder what it took for toast to convince offlinetv to fund this video LMAOOO

@thedemon6389

11 ай бұрын

Lol

@msblackrose999

11 ай бұрын

hehhehehe truuu

@gaugea

11 ай бұрын

lolol

I would have loved to see the conversation of Toast convincing everyone this was a good idea

@Tennosoul

11 ай бұрын

He was doing this on stream with lily but had to brain storm how to realize this… I think Brodin took this job

4:27 Them boots go crazy 🤣

I’m always excited when they mention Thai, mainly when number 3 said his favorite food is Thai

The sushi was the only off thing the white person said that was off, but all other things were well-played. It was well-played he tried portraying half-Chinese when he had an s/o that was Chinese. I think the squat really put him out of the radar because he did it so fast and extremely masterful. I thought this was gonna be a disaster but that was really funny lol

@destituteanddecadent9106

8 ай бұрын

I mean the Asian in Asian squat isn't about ability. It's not a squat that only Asians can do or that all Asians can do. My entire family is Japanese but only half of us can do the squat lol

@akbillers5686

7 ай бұрын

Sushi is my favorite food but I'm not Asian so I guess that doesn't really mean much. I am Alaskan Native and my friends call me a snow Asian though xD

@user-rr8ri3ri2t

7 ай бұрын

@@akbillers5686sushi is my favourite food and i am asian

@juanpaacosta8296

6 ай бұрын

For number 2, I think the squat was something that put him in my radar, everyone didnt know how to do it, and just one person was good enough to do it right, meaning he trained for it.

@TheOneTheOnlyOne

6 ай бұрын

​@@akbillers5686snow Asian is wild

I want to clarify the rules for anyone that might see this as it was extremely poorly explained in the video: OTV's objective: They want to vote out all the asians and be left with the non-asian as the last person. The 5 Asians objective: They are trying to appear non-asian so they stay in the game as long as possible and be the last person standing. The non-asian's objective: They are trying to be as asian as possible and be voted out so they don't want to be the last person standing.

@alexspam7367

11 ай бұрын

thank you you are the goat I was confused asf.

@satchiko9884

11 ай бұрын

Thank u i was so dang confused lmao

@carmenlin1198

11 ай бұрын

thank you i thought there was 1 asian and they were trying to eliminate all the non asians lol. Thought they were all telling the truth apart from the non-asian who is trying to seem Asian lmao

@rorolvs

11 ай бұрын

thank u lmao

@prod.byzano

10 ай бұрын

thank you frr

At 32:00 just watching number 2 explain why they voted him out as they all punch the table is hilarious

Probably one of the best Asian content I've seen 💯

OTV should hire number 1 and 4. They have great charisma. Specially number 1. Funny as hell. They would be great edition to the team.

@elliesart_

11 ай бұрын

Agreed! They're also actors/comedians

@silentbovo1

11 ай бұрын

addition* and I agree

@ArashiKageTaro

11 ай бұрын

And number 5

@vilxxblack2472

10 ай бұрын

I mean thats assuming that wanna work for OTV

@aceman9030

8 ай бұрын

and should remove the fat panelist

Michael, Toast AND Tenzin in a video about judging people on their race?! Doesn't get much better than that. I'm amazed this video actually came to life, Toast's idea seemed so far fetched back then.

All I got to say is that piccolo has always been my favorite character and I watched the series when it first aired as a kid 😂

Man I love the shoot room, just the ethereal void and some furniture lol

The Asian who has pefect white answers standing next to the white guy standing with the pefect Asian answers is just comedic at perfection

This was way too entertaining.

@nhrabby7214

11 ай бұрын

Thumbs up

@TheRealNightMode

11 ай бұрын

Hello checkmark

@shanrafique9031

11 ай бұрын

Good

@TuhinJessore-ck5fi

11 ай бұрын

Well

@pujaslife3666

11 ай бұрын

Hello

As an Asian this gave me one of the best laughs in a while

BRO NUMBER ONE IS FRIGGING HILARIOUS

Toast and Scarra’s calculated analytics and Michael and Lily’s Crackhead analytics is just way too funny to me

Im glad toast was finally able to live his dream and play guess the Asian with otv

supreme contentt guys, love it

“he’s too sturdy to be half” 😭😭😭that shit had me DEADDD

17:16 "fuck she's wrong but that's valid" LMAOOOO I get it yeah

toast was acting nervous but you could feel the excitement radiating off of him

Liliy: we're diverse 85% of my asian friends and family watches anime and play game

31:52 "yeah we could tell" 😂😂😂

Hearing OTV's Asians and Tenzin asking all the right questions from racial stereotypes to childhood trauma is absolutely hilarious *_but it hits a little too close to home at the end..._* 🤣

@zacharynguyen7286

11 ай бұрын

Hope you are doing good. Sending support and hearts! ❤️❤️❤️ Stay safe

Man, #1 was good! He was so fast on his feet and had the confidence to go along with it!

@lgmike007

10 ай бұрын

He is him😶

@sumayyahadetunmbi4347

8 ай бұрын

Fr

this is my fav offline tv video

This was fire video! 🔥🔥🔥