OFFLINETV COOKING SHOWDOWN: SQUARES
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@leaneau
Жыл бұрын
ok
@marybethlarue3291
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@Senor_Scallywag
Жыл бұрын
If Toast was in the challenge he probably would have made toast
@mruniversal7093
Жыл бұрын
Michael: I'm gonna make the ramen *points at maruchan* Me, who fucking dies inside: *fucking dies inside*
@SpiritSlayer1
Жыл бұрын
Hi
the way scarra looked immediately when lily said “dad! dad!”😭
@z1gw
Жыл бұрын
Just watched that part, hilarious 😂
@jamesfilms_
Жыл бұрын
timestamp: 11:22
@Crying2Death
Жыл бұрын
He barely tried too, I can’t tell if she loosened it that much or if she’d really just magnitudes weaker than Scarra😂
@fayesversion
Жыл бұрын
I love how he just knew 😂
@extraslayar4585
Жыл бұрын
@@Crying2Deaththose caps are also slippery in general and if she had anything on her hands it just makes it worse.
i love how jodi and john have the same brain. they made dishes targetted for 8 yr olds.
@iceman3317
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say targeted at 8 year olds. Smores is actually a very common taste combo in a real kitchen. They definitely share a brain cell though lol
@yummynubs3646
Жыл бұрын
@@iceman3317 idk man I don't eat chocolate all that often and last time i checked i wasn't 8 years old
@silentloud
Жыл бұрын
@@iceman3317 in a real kitchen? what does that even mean?
@thecayde-6975
Жыл бұрын
That's how you know they are meant for each other
@That0therAsian
Жыл бұрын
I mean have you ever had catering served at a party and went for the chicken tenders and fries instead of the "adult food"?
Yvonne killed it!!!! “Filipinos don’t even eat ramen.” 😂😂 We have pancit canton, not ramen. Lol
@mubbywub
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA He’s such a great troll
@melpalo4790
Жыл бұрын
The closest thing we have to ramen is batchoy lmfaoooo
@Paulyster_
Жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@flaminfoe9156
Жыл бұрын
We do though
@saccijanoras3153
Жыл бұрын
Fax. But, nissin ramen....😅
I knew Yvonne would excel in this. Her mastery of mustard compares to no other
@blazelazin5752
Жыл бұрын
Lmao just remembered her being dubbed as condiment girl
@kiidkif2009
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
the legitimate fear in Poki's eyes when she saw Michael cooking had me on the floor laughing.
@ronaleelopiga2927
Жыл бұрын
She had PTSD from the previous cooking video where he was teamed up with Toast XD
@Adddmeeeeh
Жыл бұрын
18:34
@annoy4nce648
Жыл бұрын
bro, she looked like a cardboard cutout at first.
@thelittleblackprince3114
Жыл бұрын
I just love the way he points at her, stares into her soul with a big smirk and turns on the blender again XD
*“who will win, and who will be sent OFFLINE”* will forever be an iconic line (said by none other than don scarra)
@z1gw
Жыл бұрын
agreed. 😂
@gabs513
Жыл бұрын
"He said it! He said the thing!"
@JagoombaTV
Жыл бұрын
It honestly was a baller line for sure
@pranamahardika300
Жыл бұрын
It was one of the line of all time
@thomasgeorge6565
Жыл бұрын
daddy scarra
The logic Micheal and Jodi had at the beginning was just “if the judges are dead, they can’t give us a bad score”
The funniest part about this is watching Yvonne be the only competent person in the kitchen.
michael: mad scientist food yvonne: actually knows how to cook jodi: somehow made iit work even though the process looked gross
@xenethb
Жыл бұрын
What about john?
@KumkumBeats
Жыл бұрын
@@xenethb npc
@hunterchapman4699
Жыл бұрын
Yvonne does not know how to cook lol
@scottm7079
Жыл бұрын
You can not look at Yvonne cooking that salmon and say she knows how to cook, lol.
@kusanagi-no-tachi5303
Жыл бұрын
@@scottm7079 I mean, the premise (cube food) itself makes it hard to cook properly. If this is a normal cooking showdown then you'll see how she actually cooks. She made a few vlogs documenting her cookings. In my honest opinion, I think among OTV+F she's the best cook.
i love the fact that one team was at a definite advantage with having yvonne so they nerfed her by having michael but the power of lily/scarra/john's 1 combined brain cell is too much LMAOOO
@axiom5718
Жыл бұрын
IDK, I think Michael is a direct buff. Coinflip, sure, but definitely a buff.
@jacobsmith-hi6ey
Жыл бұрын
Michael isn't a nerf just highly unpredictable. So, he can either boost the team or be its greatest downfall.
@fahn.k.3348
Жыл бұрын
I think the actual nerf is Jodi, because she doesn't know how to cook at all lol.
@nuir8072
Жыл бұрын
@@axiom5718 who gets him its gonna go for some good time
@kirbyhypno2522
Жыл бұрын
Michael is by far the second best at cooking next to Yvonne. His only downside is that he goes mad science mode and fails at making edible stuff half the time
I love the way John and Jodi both spoke to their food/ingredients in their own way. John asking the dongo cubes "I could blend you. Would you like to be blended?" and Jodi saying "Good luck in there! Have fun!" to the salmon in the frying pan. 🤣
Michael nailed the “I’m half something so I’ll cook something related to that”😂😂 like one of those contestants in cooking shows that keeps cooking italian foods because they are 1/4 italian or something 😅
@semillakan6
Жыл бұрын
And his final monologue about Filipinos not even eating ramen had me dead
Poki's "do you know who i am" was delivered perfectly lmao
@adonaiabaddon93
Жыл бұрын
only thing that wouldve made it better would have been John countering with a 2 dollar bill instead
@ChilledBacon
Жыл бұрын
@@adonaiabaddon93 a second phone with a 2 dollar bill
@Robiness
Жыл бұрын
deals emotional damage
@kiidkif2009
Жыл бұрын
@@adonaiabaddon93 lmao truuu
Further solidifying that Scarra is the dad in the OTV family is so wholesome 😭
@DarianTheBarbarian14
Жыл бұрын
Lily was also referencing a viral video from a cooking show where a daughter asks her dad to open a jar in a competition.
@user-gj5et3zy5o
Жыл бұрын
@@DarianTheBarbarian14 Cool to know, what now?
@DarianTheBarbarian14
Жыл бұрын
@@user-gj5et3zy5o you can watch the video if you want. Just search “Dad opens stuck jar lid for daughter” and it should come up. It’s from Master Chef. Which makes more sense as this is a bit to that format.
@Leg_Dab211
Жыл бұрын
Bro has infinite job security 😂
11:29 Lily calling scarra dad was actually the most wholesome thing at offline tv
@thelittleblackprince3114
Жыл бұрын
And the fact that he ACTUALLY answered😭
@lilyyy_flowers
Жыл бұрын
the little immediate head swivel 🥺
@chago5624
6 ай бұрын
it was so cute 😭
Michael seemed so excited when he heard the food criteria that I thought for a second he's gonna serve them a tungsten cube.
This is the perfect challenge for Jodi - she loves cube things!!
@ivarthebold7025
Жыл бұрын
Shiny cube things!!
@otmeclipse6027
Жыл бұрын
just like the cube michael got her for christmas
@kathyydao
Жыл бұрын
she meant shiny cute things😭 cube was a typo she said
@happyumbrella9906
Жыл бұрын
@@kathyydao that's the joke
@Chonklord-_
Жыл бұрын
@@kathyydao awooosh.
I'm highly impressed by Yvonne's cooking skills
@felinawell
Жыл бұрын
the roomies have mentioned that yvonne does most if not all the cooking if they aren't buying food
@zaha867
Жыл бұрын
people tend to forget that she's not a member of otv, she's their house manager
@ema.303
Жыл бұрын
@@zaha867 she s streaming too
@tilda1579
Жыл бұрын
@@zaha867does that matter tho?
@avaritia6766
Жыл бұрын
you should watch her videos where she cooks at home, all her cooking looks super good
14:35 is genuinely the hardest I've heard Scarra laugh
@chrisdennis1
Жыл бұрын
39:00 too😂
the fact that jodi and john both basically had the same ideas 😭😭
I love the reoccurring theme of Lily making food for herself instead of making what she’s supposed to LOL
@polo619652
Жыл бұрын
And the reoccurring joke of alcoholic lily just trying to get wine
said it before and i'll say it again. Brodin is such a GOAT. The production value? the pacing? the beat?? i feel like im watching an actual thousands dollar per episode tv show
@tyongflight
Жыл бұрын
i totally get what you mean, and actually it's not just brodin! there are a lot of employees at OTV now, and it's a collaborative effort! it's great to see how well they adapted to the growth of the members and the company itself by always upping the quality!
@Unknown-lj7kq
Жыл бұрын
@@tyongflight yeah you see new faces in the back and you can see the hard work
@undeathghost5627
Жыл бұрын
crazy how I genuinely felt like I was watching your classic food show like Top Chef
@tortillachips3911
Жыл бұрын
"it's good soup"
@esuil
Жыл бұрын
Not sure what you mean, the filming for this is ACTUAL THOSANDS DOLLAR per episode budget.
As soon as Brodin announced the teams I knew it was gonna be chaos, but I didn't expect ALL of the red team to use blenders for their dish and it actually working.
John looks so proudly embarrassed when Poki tells him she fucks with his dish heavy. He literally got red in the face 40:49
I really like how graceful they were in their victory messages to the losing team
@mlijah
Жыл бұрын
😄😄skill issue 🥰🤝🧑🍳🧑🍳
From jodi's marshmallow mess to her plating was INSANE
42:01 Michael doing the floss over a defeated Lily needs to be a meme or gif 👀💀
two things i adore from this video: 1) jodi not getting surprised from john eating the cube 2) scarra turning immediately when lily said "dad, dad!"
Scarra dramatically narrating an OTV video while wearing a 100T shirt. This is why I love OTV and friends.
Yvonne came in clutch! She the real MVP this episode.👏
@Thesmus
Жыл бұрын
@@RubixKyuub oh yeah michael is definitely a surprise but also you can easily say "of course, cause it's michael" xD
@oliverlarosa8046
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was pretty impresed. She's usually so passive, so it was cool to see her really meet the challenge
@murphyrecords16
Жыл бұрын
evon hard carried let's fucking gooooooooo
@AleksandarBell
Жыл бұрын
@@oliverlarosa8046 she’s really good at cooking ❤ love Evon
The fact that Lily calls Scarra “dad” when she needs the bottle open, and Scarra responds to being called “dad” is just adorable
7:16 John: turning on an oven nothing crazy, its not rocket sience. Proceeds to rip off the knob on the oven
I don't know how many times I kept looping back to 15:58 just to see michael rise spin for his red chef intro = GENIUS! and Magical.
@kiidkif2009
Жыл бұрын
Omg dude i also watched him rise spin abt 4 times
@Aimdoo
Жыл бұрын
Holy sht!
@rodhall9695
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO I didnt even notice
@axeyyy6555
Жыл бұрын
he is a genuis
@KristenMedinaTenten
Жыл бұрын
slayyyyyyyyyy
Damn, that production value! And Scarra's reading voice was so great!
@desmondcoppin591
Жыл бұрын
Scarra has a really soothing voice when he talks calmly.
Jodi is so underrated and has slowly become my new favorite over Toast. Her humor is subtle but at the same time makes a big impact.
16:37 I love how he passed it to her, but it cuts to him holding the box.
i love that jodi and john both made smores 😭😭💗💗
@lilyflowers4477
Жыл бұрын
IKRRR LOL THEY BOTH HAD THE SAME IDEAS WITH THE MARSHMALLOWS THATS SO CUTE
@ryo.0u0
Жыл бұрын
@@lilyflowers4477 ikrrr its so cuteeee
I miss the duo of Toast and Michael "50% potato 50% butter".
38:20 I love that they all immediately understood “it’s for the magic” gotta love some accidental begging the scenes!
@jewhoe
Жыл бұрын
"movie magic"
I remember Scarra mentioning in his reaction stream that he wasn't completely satisfied with his intro for the boba shop video, and let me tell you, he completely redeem himself! And the blue team's reactions during the presentation/veredict was chef kiss!!
John has easily become my favorite member of OTV, mans is comedy in every vid 🤣🤣
18:32 Micheal messing around with Poki just cracks me up😂
All the cubes turned out so much better than I expected!!!! Instead of Poki getting food poisoning, she is there negotiating for a bigger bribe!
32:13 bro John’s laugh after trying to hold it in fucking killed me
i feel like the more cooking videos they do the better at cooking they get
@sonofthesea9184
Жыл бұрын
Basically like the Try Guys that could now somehow consistently bake/cook things without a recipe
@scrapingskies
Жыл бұрын
I love that for them honestly, what a character development arc
@Silvergrooves42
Жыл бұрын
@@scrapingskies I remember the absolute terror these guys were at cooking when they just started offlinetv haha. It was truly kitchen nightmare material.
John trying to turn on an Oven like its his science project got me spilling my drink xD.
Scarra cutting his veggies first, walking around offering help to Lily and John and still plating up raw garnish is a different kind of vibe
Michael caving in and saying "alright c'mon" when Lily whines his name at the end was too cute TvT also I'm really glad they made another cooking showdown :D
@robygemlucin9448
Жыл бұрын
42:29 😊
7:21 John discovering an oven 9:13 OnIoNs? 9:45 Lily's Laugh 13:42 Quite Cubular
*"Who will win, and who will be sent **_OFFLINE_** ."* I legitimately got goosebumps. Thank you Don Scarra.
33:50 😂😂😂 micheal looks like a japanese salesman about to con a rich dude
Brodin is so great at making things serious and putting on a fabulous performance!
okay, but yvonnes cube actually sounded and looked really good
yvonne crushing the snack and using it to fry the fish was the most food wars moment ive ever seen
I admire Poki for not being terrified of this suspicious food lmao
idk why but lily running up to scarra saying "dad! dad!" handing him the bbq sauce and just running back after he opened it made me so happy
John: "Just turning on the oven, no rocketscience" Oven: *breaks* John: ... Haha I can't 🤣
@phokingamajing
Жыл бұрын
Rocket science but make it Apollo 13
poki's "look who i am" is the girl boss moment we all need
@Siberius-
Жыл бұрын
Do you know who I am*?
@xriot1752
7 ай бұрын
no
I was concerned the entire time I was watching them cook but SOMEHOW everything actually worked??? Color me impressed
39:57 yvonne displaying her personality as the condiment girl
Lily just eating chips while watching John cut the food, and not helping him was funny.
Jodi: Chef, what can I do? Yvonne: Season the salmon. Jodi: Offline
I’ve missed Poki and Lily being in the same video. They’re so funny together. LiCki for life
@leonajeanfuscablo3574
Жыл бұрын
Yea i want more of lily and poki😢😢
Michael emerging from behind the counter like a true Iron Chef 😆
John and Michael fully loving the cubes, whilst Jodi is just sat there confused by it all 😂😂
Michael flossing over a defeated Lily is peak "quirky relationship goals"
This video left me with a burning question, have Jodi, Sydney and John even touched that kitchen cooking set they got during Xmas? Something tells me it’s still in the box or returned
John got character development when he cooked dessert. He didn't mess his dish unlike last time where he messed up the flan for Jodi
when Poki told John she fucks with it heavy... brought a tear to my eye
Scarra could literally do voice over work for a like a Nature Docu or a TV reality show on the food network or Discovery Channel
Honestly… “Who will win, and who will be sent offline?” Is a really good line
32:07 Lily should've said "yup, fresh squeezed". Missed opportunity.
I’m actually surprised they were able to make squares look and taste edible
Remember to vote for OTV as the best content organization in the streamer awards, if you haven't already! :)
@gemleoninoortiz339
Жыл бұрын
where to vote
@morax1753
Жыл бұрын
Vshojo forever!
@Squeekalong
Жыл бұрын
You know I already did
Michael killed me the way it was buring and he still kept doing it was hilarious
42:06 Michael asserting his dominance 😂
42:54 best line ever
seeing yvonne's cooking vlogs, I knew that she was going to be the best chef for sure
is it me, or does lilly look even more so beatiful in this video?
Poki 's reaction when John tried to bribe her had me laughing on the floor 😂
extremely well put together video, layout, style, editing. Shoutout to everyone behind the scenes that made this killer
i aspire to be a michael: this man is absolutely fantastic at everything
this was so fun to watch, would love a sequel. Seeing the process of Jodi and Michael's squares, I didn't expect them to turn out so good - presentation was peak
As an actual hobby cook and ex professional I love watching people that clearly don't cook try and do creative things with food
So glad they made another one of these. Loved watching the dumb dynamics and moments, as well as seeing the analysis of the dishes themselves.
I really hope this is an ongoing series, because it was one of the best OTV videos ever!!!!!
You guys never fail to impress. I was enraptured from start to finish. Thanks OTV!
42:24 the perfect ending
38:58 actually fucking killed me lmfao
Yvonnie killing it as always!❤
I love the OCTOPATH music in the background, it’s so beautiful
32:54 "chef short" for yvonne lmaoo
Scarra's intro is so good, also I like how John and Michael were the only two who seemed enthusiastic about this lol their energy is so good.
@vantata399
Жыл бұрын
Different people went for different concepts
They all did so much better than I thought they would. Actually Impressed.
39:44 Brodin never lets a glass of wine go unfinished
Thank you OfflineTV for your content. Struggle with depression but you guys always give me a reason to smile. Keep up the great work
My favourite part in the whole video was poki going "do you know who I am?" when john tried bribing her😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im expecting to see Michael bring a raw onion dipped in cinnamon powder, and mayo. Best chef by far
Jodi's facial expressions and cadence when telling what her idea was gonna be @2:30 is so strangely cartoonish and amusing. She emotes like a cartoon character LOLLLL love her