is that... comic sans?

@Kirby7601

6 жыл бұрын

April Jones where

@TeenyTonnie

6 жыл бұрын

April Jones yes

@ChoboUnjeon

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the "cheap looking" font.

@coolchilion722

6 жыл бұрын

drummer4life133 because the font is considered to be lazy and silly thus being called "comic" sans

@toasternoodle7114

6 жыл бұрын

Coolchilion no that’s the actual name for it it’s not a nickname lmao

The way those needles come down, and the way they stab into the meat and inject flavor kinda reminds me of what a parasite would do. Not appetizing in the slightest.

@ChoboUnjeon

6 жыл бұрын

Just close your eyes and inject the sauce or use the vacuum pump.

@5awochi

6 жыл бұрын

Omg I’m not alone

@wixneudb8797

6 жыл бұрын

I think its kinda satisfying

@koalarsky7829

5 жыл бұрын

oh ewww... now that you say that..

Dat comic sans though.

0:03 did you turn your beautiful eyebrows into a big MISTAKE?!

@ChoboUnjeon

6 жыл бұрын

Perhaps they did, on purpose

@jay_dmp

6 жыл бұрын

they need to marinate their eyebrows with hair regrowth shampoo

@affanjamsari5752

4 жыл бұрын

April Jones did you turn that beautiful steak, into a big MI”STEAK”?

Chef tony be lookin like chef gusto from ratotullie

@speedokingu

3 жыл бұрын

(●_●)

@Linus7671DX

2 жыл бұрын

It's Ratatouille, not "Ratotullie"

@jcosmos27

2 жыл бұрын

its gusteau not gusto

"Did you turn that beautiful steak into a big 'Mistake'?" GOD DAMMIT SANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@revfsy

6 жыл бұрын

주창하 Undertale Eh? :3

@cutienerdgirl

6 жыл бұрын

I FINALLY KNOW WHERE THAT JOKE COMES FROM!!😮 IT'S BEEN RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE THE WHOLE TIME. 😌

@brianthemagicminion1464

6 жыл бұрын

You shake, You Pound, but your meal always let you down. STOP!

@ChoboUnjeon

6 жыл бұрын

이놈의 언더테일!!!

@MrElmente

6 жыл бұрын

PICK UP YOUR SOCK XD

When he said "spicy garlic chicken" it's like "SPICY GAARLIK CHIKEN" 😂😂😂

@newfoundrooski

8 жыл бұрын

Spicy Gawlik Chicken

@Kazuo1G

6 жыл бұрын

Spaiceh Gawlk Chikin

@hugerock

6 жыл бұрын

spcy gwlk chikn

@buddyboog6661

6 жыл бұрын

Powk woast

@Jeremy_Hill_2020

6 жыл бұрын

DerpLizaGaming xD

The secret to a great steak is getting a good cut, and knowing how to cook... All a steak needs is salt and pepper (of course you can add some butter to the pan, and even some herbs like thyme if you like, or whatever you desire). But, you really do not need to inject a steak! Have you ever been to a nice restaurant that marinated a steak at all? Nope... Not me... Sure, steak fajita meat is marinated, but, that's about the only steak I can think of that is marinated usually.

@earthling1984

6 жыл бұрын

Zach Reed Hello :)

@justinl2009

6 жыл бұрын

If you want to make a cheap cut like Flap or Chuck eye a great steak, I prefer marinading.

@johndevanwayne4272

6 жыл бұрын

If I saw someone with this product, I would tell them: Wow you really suck at cooking a steak

@supernintendo182

Жыл бұрын

This product is for people who either hate steak, or are bad at making it, or both.

@zqzj

Жыл бұрын

@@supernintendo182 bingo

I feel like the needles aren't sharp enough to actually get inside the meat.

@saraswinerton7202

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Montreal meat is not hard.

@lloydgarmadon7944

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Montreal agreed it will not get in😒😒😒😒

@saraswinerton7202

7 жыл бұрын

Lloyd Garmadon what

@lloydgarmadon7944

7 жыл бұрын

Sara Swinerton what?

@saraswinerton7202

7 жыл бұрын

Lloyd Garmadon meat isn't hard who hard is that to understand?!

wait. a perfect vacuum? wow, scientists better take a look at this shit here. stop trying to make perfect vacuums in laboratories, all you need is the zoom marinator.

My day was made 500 times better when I saw Chef Tony

@ferociousgumby

2 жыл бұрын

1:20 "Moahhhhhshh-mellozze."

The old fashioned way of marinating took so long. Now, I can just jam the flavor right into my food!

1. Take a needle. 2. Stab the meat with the marinade inside the needle atleast 5 times. Thank me later. Cuz you just saved $20.

@simoncow3428

5 жыл бұрын

Some people do the same way in our country

@overlordpichu5577

5 жыл бұрын

Alternatively dont even bother because marinating the normal way isn't actually that hard.

@swordchicken5629

2 жыл бұрын

I have trust issues, soooo I’m still getting this thing.

"Did you turn that beutiful steak into a miSTEAK?" Lol how punny

@mixedprincess91

2 жыл бұрын

*beautiful

0:07 Actually, that steak looks pretty good to me. Maybe I just have low standards?

@makmakg242

8 жыл бұрын

+mKaelus 1 what did you do to ned flandre scarlet?

@newfoundrooski

8 жыл бұрын

+mKaelus 1 true!

@IsaArts2930

7 жыл бұрын

It looks a bit dry to me..

@derpdoggo1050

7 жыл бұрын

tEMMIE Same except I would have chopped it up for tacos XD

@drewracke1968

6 жыл бұрын

They used a skirt steak it os rarely ever sold anywhere but butchers so most people think it looks weird but its acctually considerd the most richly tasting cut of beef.

somehow this infomercial scares me

@annakremras

8 жыл бұрын

0:03 that face is why

@mayonnaiseeee

3 жыл бұрын

The machine is like a creature with 50 fangs injecting its venom deep into its prey

@ElmKyh

2 жыл бұрын

@@mayonnaiseeee yea, or something worse 😣

He looks like Chef Boyardee.

The way it stabbed the steak at the start reminded me of that one saw contraption that injected acid inside the guy. Guess we know where zoom got the idea

“Perfect vacuum” would destroy earth as we know it

I'm watching an infomercial at 3am on a weekday. Where did my life go wrong

Used fonts: - Futura (I'm not sure what styles of futura used) - Helvetica Balck Italic - Comic Sans MS (?) - Some condensed font

0:04 'Did you turn that beautiful steak into a big mistake?' Mistake = Misteak

Looks like a contraption Jigsaw would make...

It's not just how you marinate it the timing and the pan you use is also important to a great cheap cut of steak

Jesus Christ, let the meat taste like meat a little bit! This is marinade overkill

00:32 garlac chicken

@newfoundrooski

8 жыл бұрын

Gawlik Chicken

@CLycanFly

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ChoboUnjeon

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah the guy definitely sounds like that

Now, thats the sound of freshness!!!

Why is he dressing like a stereotypical Italian but speaks perfect English

That looks painfull....>.

How do you clean it???

how you clean those spikes?

chef tony “culinary expert” hm okay, im onto you tony,, if that even IS your real name...

How do you clean the needles

0:38 no juice comes out

Oh, Chef Tony, you keep making our lives easier!

0:28 boy do i miss these prices

Not even space can create a 'Perfect vacuum' .

Infomercials, an American art form

0:25-0:48 The 3DCG animation looks like it was made with Toyo Links.

I actually want one, but just so I can perform experiments with the vacuum feature.

i like the way he says spicy garlic chicken

Wait. i was teached first to pound then to pour the marinade

The Secret of a great Steak is, Not letting Tony near a Kitchen...

Who else noticed it looks inspired by saw 6 at the needle scene?

that's pretty brutal

New York accents are the best.

"Inject the flavor deep inside"

Looks like something I would find in a Saw movie.

My mom cooks steak with soy sauce, butter, and onions and its juicy and tastes fantastic

What happens if you freezing marinating meat after you used vaccum?

How do you even clean this

Chef Tony... are you even a chef?

Wear a chef hat and you own a 5 star restaurant

injects air from food **NOW ITS FRESH**

Why did she get rid of the vacuum seal?

It's like Saw VI all over again

Because barbecue marinator recommended for filipino recipe?

miSTAKE pun not intended

Okay, this device would potentially be used in a Saw movie. Just saying.

There are so many different fonts I cant

0:04 i dont think I would hammer my steak to make it better.

So...I could get double the marshmallows in one container? Sign me the fuck up!

LOLOLOLOL...this thing just put 50 holes in your dinner and all the juices are going to pour out and you're going to be eating a hockey puck. MY GOD, this is hilarious!

Dat fabulous fish 🐟

0:57 that's kind of how it's done.

Using Comic Sans is a big miSTEAK

There is no perfect vacuum, not even in intergalactic space

0:03 that woman needs eye brows

Can you marinate the marshmallows with maple syrup?

@keetguy

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds really good.

0:20 why does give me saw Vl flashbacks

This makes me hungry

Experiment #1: Vacuum versus stray kitten.

Actually, marshmallows get giant in a vacuum seal, not the other way round

What's the secret to a great steak? Cooking it properly. You don't fuck with good meet, you present it.

Vacuum pump should do the trick!

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@tavern2468

8 жыл бұрын

I know right?

perfect enough

Now thats the sound of freeshness!

0:48 who thought of this script I mean hear this "It penetrates deep into the meat"

Haha, steak and mistake. Oh how you make me laugh, Chef Tony.

My favorite part was when he said *bIg MiStAkE*

The secret to a great tasting stake is apparently paint.

My dad cooks salmon in the oven but he prepares steak and chicken breasts on the grill for dinner

Uh, I'm sorry, a PERFECT vacuum? Outer goddamn space isn't a perfect vacuum. This is like revolutionary technology to be able to create a perfect vacuum with a shitty plastic pump

chef tony looks like he's about to burst.

Chef Tony I saw you in shop japan

i want to put a live fish in this

I’ve never cooked steak before. Is it really as hard as they say it is?

Reminds me of that giant spider with 50 stingers that bit me the other day! This will most likely be my last comment on youtube cuz I'm gonna die soon!

OHHHH steak and stake rhymes. Good job guy.

0:05 When you’re home alone

did you turn that beautiful steak into a *B I G M I S T A K E*

Zoom:stab Steak (or any kind of meat:AAAAAAAAH

I would use this to clean up my car. Overall it is a "Perfect Vacuum", isn't it?

Did You Turn That Beautiful Steak Into A Big MISTEAK?!

Did You Turn That Fun S'Mores Into A Big MISTAKE?! You Toast Your Marshmallow, You Add Hershey's Chocolate, You Put Graham Crackers On Top, But Still That Snack Has Let You Down. Stop! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Notice: If you can cook, you don't need this.

Hey, weren't you on Lady and the Tramp?

Omg omg, it's chef excellence

The chef looks like his a professional weight gainer