[Official Audio] American Dad - Trapped in the Locker

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American Dad - Trapped in the Locker
American Dad Trapped in the Locker song from Steve in season 12 Episode 17.

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  • @Retlosh
    @Retlosh7 жыл бұрын

    If American dad makes a Steve album I would buy it.

  • @12DAMDO

    @12DAMDO

    7 жыл бұрын

    Retlosh i heard it whas supose to drop last year...

  • @ThomasWilliamKlein

    @ThomasWilliamKlein

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same here for me

  • @mooglygoogly5660

    @mooglygoogly5660

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @nicholaslegnon9207

    @nicholaslegnon9207

    4 жыл бұрын

    so would I

  • @park7573

    @park7573

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too

  • @mentallyillfinger
    @mentallyillfinger3 жыл бұрын

    "Finna go to my grandma's house" will never cease to amuse me

  • @florianlaur5300

    @florianlaur5300

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's what it says? I thought he said "finnacle" and couldn't understand what the heck it's supposed to mean^^

  • @ThaloniusPFunk

    @ThaloniusPFunk

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's some real R. Kelly shit.

  • @289rory

    @289rory

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ThaloniusPFunk Southern

  • @nobel5019

    @nobel5019

    Жыл бұрын

    it sounded like a rat part goes hard too

  • @hannajones9961

    @hannajones9961

    Жыл бұрын

    Idiots

  • @kameronbaldwin4566
    @kameronbaldwin45665 жыл бұрын

    He caught my attention when he said "principle Lewis came through the dooor. Waving a 44". 😂😂😂

  • @MassivePonyFan

    @MassivePonyFan

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was waving a 9mm earlier 😂. Steve knows about guns from Stan. Name the gun part.

  • @budwell9625

    @budwell9625

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol I noticed that to he educated with guns lol and he did great for a remix he killed it

  • @aayanescobar4172

    @aayanescobar4172

    3 жыл бұрын

    Talking about don't speak don't move nomore

  • @xensvr

    @xensvr

    3 жыл бұрын

    "He pulled out a Jericho 9 millimeter started bustin."

  • @thegreenvoltage

    @thegreenvoltage

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was like the end, bro 😂😂😂

  • @brizzle3903
    @brizzle39032 жыл бұрын

    “Girl unless you got Parkinson’s start talking straight!” 🤣 that line got me rolling Steve knows how to tell a story I swear

  • @sovietdog390
    @sovietdog3904 жыл бұрын

    “Oh no, Jule looks like a grown ass man.” I hollered at that 💀

  • @randymarsh2950

    @randymarsh2950

    4 ай бұрын

    14 years old at least 250 pounds

  • @nervantes
    @nervantes2 жыл бұрын

    Steve has more soul than most R&B singers

  • @makengo2671

    @makengo2671

    Жыл бұрын

    That's funny because this was inspired in an R. Kelly comedy skit

  • @islixxn

    @islixxn

    22 күн бұрын

    @@makengo2671 everyone knows

  • @revivedfears
    @revivedfears8 жыл бұрын

    Steve is a fucking awesome singer. perfect 90's boy band vocals

  • @12DAMDO

    @12DAMDO

    7 жыл бұрын

    revivedfears he sang a 2000's r-kelly song tho... also, there already whas an episode where he and his friends form a boy band...

  • @revivedfears

    @revivedfears

    7 жыл бұрын

    Okay, nice insights. Top comment

  • @12DAMDO

    @12DAMDO

    7 жыл бұрын

    revivedfears tnx

  • @NONAME-mw1mj

    @NONAME-mw1mj

    6 жыл бұрын

    revivedfears Scott Grimes

  • @dewolf123

    @dewolf123

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@revivedfears no piss off

  • @RojoCube
    @RojoCube7 жыл бұрын

    Sucks so much Netflix removed all of American dad. This is by far the best episode of the show.

  • @twistedbliss58

    @twistedbliss58

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's on Hulu

  • @DeRM0907

    @DeRM0907

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's why Hulu is better especially after the Marvel series got cancelled. Netflix ain't got nothing now

  • @MassivePonyFan

    @MassivePonyFan

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, go to watchcartoon.io to watch it free.

  • @jessicaburnett7950

    @jessicaburnett7950

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hulu

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hulu has American Dad now.

  • @matthews1029
    @matthews10292 жыл бұрын

    Steve’s “HO NO” about Murtz and Jule get me every time 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @therealskull4786

    @therealskull4786

    10 ай бұрын

    HO NO! Jewel looks like a grown-ass man!

  • @goddessv8420
    @goddessv84204 жыл бұрын

    Since I can’t listen to R Kelly this will do

  • @havilavi472

    @havilavi472

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 🤣

  • @kimberlyhill2420

    @kimberlyhill2420

    3 жыл бұрын

    This the one right here

  • @jojobrojoe593

    @jojobrojoe593

    2 ай бұрын

    And the drive thru by Weird Al

  • @AlwaysBeGood
    @AlwaysBeGood8 жыл бұрын

    I enjoy Steve's songs so much :D

  • @TheBelen014

    @TheBelen014

    6 жыл бұрын

    Who doesn't?

  • @tinawilliams8317

    @tinawilliams8317

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@TheBelen014 i agree

  • @marcosilva2755

    @marcosilva2755

    5 жыл бұрын

    The guy that makes his voice is a very talented artist, Scot grimes has a great voice, listening his album “Drive” his pure happiness

  • @keithsteve5671

    @keithsteve5671

    3 жыл бұрын

    Daddy’s gone better

  • @Itzkaliah
    @Itzkaliah4 жыл бұрын

    “So now y’all close now” WAIt YOUr DRINKINg MILK AND COokIES 😂

  • @terribleterri2738
    @terribleterri27382 жыл бұрын

    "This is where things start to get foolish" always takes me out.

  • @Jak1172
    @Jak11728 жыл бұрын

    milk and cookies had me dying

  • @mundanecreek

    @mundanecreek

    8 жыл бұрын

    I know right, when American Dad makes a song that shit's always lit.

  • @Natasha_4

    @Natasha_4

    3 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part !

  • @tonyathreadgill6252
    @tonyathreadgill62524 жыл бұрын

    I love Steve. He can sing! They need to have him being a singer of the whole show. This is one of his best songs next to Daddy's Gone.

  • @jokellastname9107

    @jokellastname9107

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tonya Threadgill Scott Grimes is a real singer

  • @Vendetta419

    @Vendetta419

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about boy 12 because he is the reason why that song was catchy.

  • @snowbringercult

    @snowbringercult

    4 жыл бұрын

    Boyz 12, the Krampus duet, is she not enough for you dad

  • @Kaleb-wu5yi

    @Kaleb-wu5yi

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s Scott Grimes! Dude gots pipes lol

  • @Brierrefan14
    @Brierrefan143 жыл бұрын

    Lewis having two different pieces in this story has me Laughing so hard😂😂😂

  • @powerpuff4ever
    @powerpuff4ever4 жыл бұрын

    Why doesn’t Scott sing R&B for his real albums? 😭

  • @jeromealday614

    @jeromealday614

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Steve

  • @thatguyoverthere8441

    @thatguyoverthere8441

    3 жыл бұрын

    the voice actors scott

  • @goslapyamama

    @goslapyamama

    2 жыл бұрын

    he sings country.

  • @mattscribner6174

    @mattscribner6174

    Жыл бұрын

    I swear I'm about to just buy all his legit music because he's sooo freaking talent

  • @redaesthetic6814
    @redaesthetic68144 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who actually sings the whole song and listen to it like an actual song?😭😭

  • @coreytrevor9423

    @coreytrevor9423

    Жыл бұрын

    No I do, I think it American Dads best musical.

  • @onemancollective

    @onemancollective

    Жыл бұрын

    The songs Steve sings are sung/listened to by me and by friends on job sites, and were 30 something year old electricians.

  • @floriangewalt8794

    @floriangewalt8794

    7 ай бұрын

    same here!

  • @oliversantarivera3097
    @oliversantarivera30978 жыл бұрын

    "then Greg fell out and cried Avery how could you be so dishonest" lmfaoo funniest line ever

  • @trappnest4490
    @trappnest44906 жыл бұрын

    📞 B'ring... B'ring... 📞

  • @dreamxcviii3249
    @dreamxcviii32497 жыл бұрын

    Now let's start over! My name's Steve! It's nice to meetchu' ladies! Favorite part 🎼🎶👌🎼🎶

  • @whater7788

    @whater7788

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cut that bull crap, Steve. We know that you've been acting shady. So listen close. 'Cause this is what we are gonna do When somebody creepin' we callin' Jewel.

  • @plancie3589

    @plancie3589

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not Jewel! Yes Jewel! Oh no! Jewel looks like a grown ass man, 14 years old at least 250 pounds

  • @UnexplainableIdiot

    @UnexplainableIdiot

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@whater7788 not jewel

  • @legofellow5288

    @legofellow5288

    Жыл бұрын

    @@UnexplainableIdiot yes jule Ho no! Jule looks like a grown ass man! 14 years old at least two hundred and fifty pounds!

  • @BriefDark

    @BriefDark

    Жыл бұрын

    @@UnexplainableIdiotYes, Jewel

  • @katiesheddock8599
    @katiesheddock85998 жыл бұрын

    Time to go and rewatch all of trapped in the closet. It's been a while.

  • @sheercold26

    @sheercold26

    8 жыл бұрын

    I did the same!!!

  • @MrPloopi

    @MrPloopi

    7 жыл бұрын

    they were all laughing, just giggling and laughing

  • @Kimmie_1807

    @Kimmie_1807

    Жыл бұрын

    Is it still on KZread

  • @HudsonRebel
    @HudsonRebel4 жыл бұрын

    Lyrics for this: [Verse 1] 3:30, in the afternoon I should be doing my homework, inside my own room But, bad luck, got me messed up I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I’m a goner now See I was walking, Snot was talking, I remembered something I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing Then he said, "I'm finna go my grandma's house" I shrugged and I turned around Back to the school but then who did I found? (Murtz!) Oh no, this not who I want to see Was runnin' 'til I saw an opening And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak! (yee!) She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer She's opening the locker, wish there was some way to block her [Verse 2] So these, girls pull me out of the locker Talkin' 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?" I'm like, "Hold up (beep) You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear? She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a (beep)?" I'm like, "You", she like, "Who?" I’m like, "You (beep), wait, hold up Let me explain all the shit I've been going through Now let's start over, my name’s Steve, it’s nice to meet you ladies" "Cut that bullcrap Steve, we know that you've been acting shady So listen close, cause this what we are gonna do When someone is creeping, we call in Jewel", not Jewel! "Yes Jewel" Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown ass man Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish The roof caved in, on top of her, oh my God, it’s Lewis! Verse 3] 3:47, in Principal Lewis's room This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon He was talking 'bout, "Budget cuts, no pest control for months I wasn’t perving or looking at butts I was in the A.C. hunting for rats, I swear to God" Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update "I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight" We? What the (beep) you talking 'bout, man? There’s no we "Steve, if my new woman hear about this, she gon' leave (choo!) Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat" Then he pulled out a Jericho nine millimeter, started busting And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary [Verse 4] So I’m, speeding down the street Reaching for my phone about to have a fit I’m calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess (bring) Come on Snot, I need you (bring) To pick up the damn phone right now (bring) And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts! (bring) The dude that picked up wasn’t Snot, it was Murtz! Hello? [Verse 5] I'm tripping, what the heck is going on? Maybe I called the wrong number, and got the wrong phone But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri I walk in and what do I see? Snot and Murtz playing Risk! I'm betrayed, my favorite game, you're playing with this bully? What, now y'all close? Wait, you're drinking milk and cookies?! Snot was like, "Listen", no no, no no no "I can explain", well then, go ahead and explain yourself Then Murtz jumped up, said, "I'll explain so that you two will cool it See his dad died and my dad died and Risk is therapeutic" I was like, "Amen", Snot was like, "Amen to that, I love Risk" "I love Risk too", damn, you all bonded over Risk? That's beautif- Principal Lewis kicked in the door Waving a .44, talking 'bout "Don’t speak, don’t move no more" But Snot's mom came in and said, "Lewis baby, put down that gun and uncock it" And that’s when we noticed, they was wearing, the very same locket [Verse 6] Now we all on the floor feelin clueless It’s hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis Then Lewis says, "It’s been a hell of a day I’m glad this whole thing is out, wait, why you wearing a negligee? How you even know that you was fittin to see me? And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?" And Snot’s mom was like, But-but-but-but-but-but", stuttering all over the place And Lewis said, "Girl unless you got Parkinson’s, start talking straight" "Baby is everything okay?" "Wait, hold up, I know this ain’t the dude that’s the reason for the cabaret lingerie" Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and busting shots off in the closet Then Greg fell out, cried, "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?" Snot’s, mom, screamed, now Greg’s pager's flashing blue He says, "My bae's got a clue", next thing his man is in the room Seven minutes later, twelve adults with they guns out Talking about you (beep) her and I (beep) him while they all scream and shout Then, Principal Lewis started laughing Just sitting there, giggling to himself, just laughing He said, "Well now that we've all made the connection I hope everybody was using protection" And they all started laughing because of course nobody had Snot’s mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple Gina and Chad They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing And we snuck out while they was laughing

  • @emmikch4254
    @emmikch42545 жыл бұрын

    I listen to this like once every 3 months, I know all the lyrics and when this randomly comes to my mind I listen to it and it makes me happy lol someone else?

  • @savageprince9829

    @savageprince9829

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here

  • @wakenflake9347

    @wakenflake9347

    Жыл бұрын

    Back now for my own rounds , love all of Steve’s songs. Wish Scott would drop some songs but he’s happy so I guess we won’t get it

  • @samanthaharman3565
    @samanthaharman35655 жыл бұрын

    Steve goes hard on all his songs lmao

  • @gjmarks1873
    @gjmarks18735 жыл бұрын

    Every time he says OH NO!

  • @jessecardwell4911
    @jessecardwell4911 Жыл бұрын

    best line is " he said well now we have all made the connection, i hope we was all using protection, then they all started laughing cause of course no one had" lmao

  • @Lioness_Es
    @Lioness_Es8 жыл бұрын

    This sounds like a cross between Michael Jackson's Stranger in Moscow and R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet.

  • @lonelygirl1032

    @lonelygirl1032

    3 жыл бұрын

    It does

  • @KeMoNi
    @KeMoNi8 жыл бұрын

    Wait, Your drinking milk and cookkieeeeeessss!!!!!

  • @Piledriver86
    @Piledriver865 жыл бұрын

    Back up a bit, Lewis KILLED his secretary?!

  • @pessimiztcburger743

    @pessimiztcburger743

    5 жыл бұрын

    Technically...

  • @Nynzy

    @Nynzy

    5 жыл бұрын

    No, he just shot her a bunch of times. If you watch the actual episode she shows up later when they are in that standoff in Snot's house under a table all bandaged up.

  • @dori889

    @dori889

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Nynzy Its a line from the show.

  • @budwell9625

    @budwell9625

    4 жыл бұрын

    Line from the show I think haley said

  • @RicG23

    @RicG23

    Жыл бұрын

    The finals HAYLEY

  • @randombrokeperson
    @randombrokeperson8 жыл бұрын

    Does the voice actor for Steve actually sing this?

  • @Glizzy-te3xu

    @Glizzy-te3xu

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yea 😂😂

  • @Needler13

    @Needler13

    8 жыл бұрын

    yup, dude is a singer outside of the show

  • @Toffifee13

    @Toffifee13

    8 жыл бұрын

    He doesn't sound like this on his records though. I would LOVE a Steve album.

  • @lostnight9600

    @lostnight9600

    7 жыл бұрын

    lol its funny cuz he a country singer

  • @martinromero4178

    @martinromero4178

    5 жыл бұрын

    No shit

  • @Ingenuity009
    @Ingenuity0099 ай бұрын

    "I was in the AC man hunting for rats, I swear to God" 😂😂😂

  • @Higginz1991
    @Higginz19914 жыл бұрын

    Those bullock and Greg impressions though 😂

  • @sacredstarlight9446
    @sacredstarlight94464 жыл бұрын

    This low key some of the smoothest rnb I've ever heard from a cartoon

  • @aloppai4581
    @aloppai45812 ай бұрын

    "Avery how could you be so dishonest" flashes through my head everyday.

  • @joaquinthedreem1941
    @joaquinthedreem19418 жыл бұрын

    R KELLY TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET WHAT A CLASSIC

  • @SoSickRick
    @SoSickRick3 жыл бұрын

    All Steve puts out is bangers 5:25 gets me every time

  • @Alwette
    @Alwette7 жыл бұрын

    I expect hearing this on national radio since the lyrics are way more clever et well written than every recent shits from any country

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA3 жыл бұрын

    4:10 I love this breakdown and I don’t know how it sounded so hard

  • @larryANDlaurent
    @larryANDlaurent4 жыл бұрын

    i wish this was on streaming platforms, like spotify.

  • @marcwa74
    @marcwa748 жыл бұрын

    Fox f#cked up canceling this show.. Thank you TBS!

  • @katurahsanborn1830

    @katurahsanborn1830

    4 жыл бұрын

    You can watch on hulu season 11 episode 17

  • @ninoloup6607
    @ninoloup66075 жыл бұрын

    Best song with daddy's gone ^^

  • @theironwilledninja

    @theironwilledninja

    3 жыл бұрын

    "...but all i knew was.... DADDY'S GONE..."

  • @brgeneralthug225
    @brgeneralthug2258 жыл бұрын

    This slays my soul every time I hear it

  • @Kaleb-wu5yi
    @Kaleb-wu5yi Жыл бұрын

    Damn, y’all bonded over some risk..that’s beautiful! 😂

  • @omegaphoenix2044
    @omegaphoenix20444 жыл бұрын

    All the kind of pop boy bands, not even merged, can't defeat Steve's pop flow

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm3 жыл бұрын

    On top of everything, the word "bitch" is constantly bleeped out, but "shit" got through. Totally intentional, totally brilliant.

  • @kenjikodai
    @kenjikodai3 жыл бұрын

    That milk and cookies part was a nice one

  • @leeannette1732
    @leeannette17326 жыл бұрын

    I love Steve twist in this crazy damn song

  • @Dablkwid0w2008

    @Dablkwid0w2008

    5 жыл бұрын

    i would have been cthu...they would do so many takes

  • @heracles67
    @heracles677 жыл бұрын

    Currently blasting this in my apartment so my roommates can hear Steve's glory😎

  • @The1pokemaster1
    @The1pokemaster18 жыл бұрын

    "We what the #\'( you talkin about man, there's no we"

  • @maximusdie1
    @maximusdie18 жыл бұрын

    hilarious episode and i thought this was catchy had to listen to it again xD

  • @elijahrudolph8985

    @elijahrudolph8985

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ikr?

  • @Lupo333x

    @Lupo333x

    8 жыл бұрын

    right

  • @feliciathagoat1678

    @feliciathagoat1678

    5 жыл бұрын

    Which episode and season is this?

  • @sampiche9970

    @sampiche9970

    Жыл бұрын

    Season 3 ep 17 if im right .. criss cross apple sauce !!!

  • @Riqsuav1
    @Riqsuav13 жыл бұрын

    "How'd you even know that you was fit'na SEEEEEEEE me??!!" 😂😂

  • @ShadowNoCap

    @ShadowNoCap

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its pronounced finna

  • @user-ki1xj5fl1i

    @user-ki1xj5fl1i

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ShadowNoCap”fitna” 😹💀

  • @ShadowNoCap

    @ShadowNoCap

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @rodbellfield3471
    @rodbellfield34715 жыл бұрын

    Now let's start over. My name's Steve it's nice to meet you ladies. (LMAAAAAAAAAO!)

  • @Ezio-ju3xs
    @Ezio-ju3xs8 жыл бұрын

    love this song

  • @redsafari5602
    @redsafari560210 ай бұрын

    Has to be my favorite "oh no jewel looks like a grown ass man"

  • @chronotrigger9505
    @chronotrigger95052 жыл бұрын

    I love this music from American Dad.

  • @lucasmartinez5703
    @lucasmartinez57034 жыл бұрын

    This whole song's hysterical.

  • @waltermaras4871
    @waltermaras4871 Жыл бұрын

    “Let’s start over my names Steve it’s nice meet u ladies” 😭 so good

  • @baubosoul
    @baubosoul2 жыл бұрын

    A revolutionary masterpiece!

  • @Robertakitch
    @Robertakitch4 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing

  • @leel4472
    @leel44728 жыл бұрын

    love this thx do posting this

  • @jacobadams5688
    @jacobadams56883 жыл бұрын

    This is the best song Steve did I love the whole episode kept going back to the song

  • @Sleepy_Dork
    @Sleepy_Dork4 ай бұрын

    "Oh no, June looks like a grown ass man" 😂😂 kills me everytime

  • @TheRealAfroRick
    @TheRealAfroRick Жыл бұрын

    They have so much fun with this show...

  • @byronroberts2720
    @byronroberts27203 жыл бұрын

    This this right here is another why I love American Dad!

  • @Riqsuav1
    @Riqsuav13 жыл бұрын

    This joint has so many gems lol **Finna go to my grandmas house!!!** lol **Shrugged and I turned around, back to the school but then who did I found** 🤣🤣🤣 And the Falsetto note on COOKIEEEEEEEEEES

  • @jaypayne8341
    @jaypayne83418 жыл бұрын

    this made me go rewatch all the trapped in the closet videos and trapped in the drive thru lol

  • @Sam1878Henry
    @Sam1878Henry4 жыл бұрын

    Snots... mum... screamed

  • @angelface0622
    @angelface06223 жыл бұрын

    Priceless!!

  • @harrisman16
    @harrisman164 жыл бұрын

    The slide guitar at 0:48 is therapeutic.

  • @lisasingletary2984
    @lisasingletary29844 жыл бұрын

    I love it when Steve sings

  • @Jameskoek
    @Jameskoek2 жыл бұрын

    Steve I don't know why you're telling me this story or why you decided to sing it, but you father and Roger are playing in the Finals!

  • @jennsfriends
    @jennsfriends5 жыл бұрын

    Three-thirty, in the afternoon I should be doing my homework inside my own room But, bad luck, got me all messed up I'm in the locker room, now I'm stuck Guess I'm a goner now See, I was walkin', Snot was talkin', I remembered something I'd forgotten to grab my wallet, because I was rushin' Then he said "I'd better go to my grandma's house" I shrugged and I turned around Back to the school, but who did I found? Background voice: Mertz Oh, no. This is not who I want to see, was running 'til I saw an opening And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer She's opening the locker, wish there was someone to block her... [interlude] So these girls pull me out of the locker talking about "What the hell you doing up in here?" I was like, Hold up bitch, you need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear? She like, "Woah, who you calling a bitch?" I'm like, "You." She like, "Who?!" I'm like, "You." Wait, hold up, let me explain all the shit I've been going through Now let's start over, my name is Steve, it's nice to meet you ladies "Cut that bullcrap we all know that you've been acting shady "So listen close, 'cause this is what we are gonna do" "When somebody's creeping, we call in Jewel" Not Jewel. "Yes Jewel" Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown-ass man Fourteen years old, at least two hundred and fifty pounds She's coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish The roof caved in. Oh, my God, it's Lewis...Lewis...Lewis... [interlude] Three forty seven, in Principal Lewis' room This school is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon He's talking about budget cuts, no pest control for months "I wasn't perving, or looking at butts" "I was in the AC man, hunting for rats, I swear to God" "Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update" "I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight" "We? What the fuck you talkin' 'bout man, There's no "we" "Steve, if my woman hear about this she gonna leave" [a sneeze is heard from the closet] "Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat..." Then he pulled out a Jericho 9 millimeter, started bustin [Lewis fires a series of shots into the closet door] And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary...Mary...Mary... [interlude] [Steve is riding his bike away from school] So I, speeding down the street reaching for my phone, about to have a fit I'm calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess riing..."Come on Snot, I need you to pick up the damn phone right now" And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts The dude that picked up wasn't Snot, it was Mertz Mertz: Hello? [interlude] I'm trippin, what the heck is going on? Maybe I called the wrong number and got the wrong phone But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri I walk in and what do I see, Snot and Mertz playing "Risk" "I'm betrayed, my favorite game you're playing with that bully" "What, now you're close, wait, you're drinking milk and cookies" Snot was like "listen..." "No, no, no, no, no..." "I can explain" "Well, then, go ahead and explain yourself" Then Mertz jumped up, said "I'll explain so that you two will cool it" "See, his dad died, and my dad died, and "Risk" is therapeutic" I was like "Amen." Snot was like "Amen to that." I love "Risk" [Mertz] I love "Risk" too "Damn, you bonded over "Risk," that's beautif..." [Lewis kicks in the door] Principal Lewis kicked in the door, waving a forty-four Talking about "Don't speak, don't move no more But Snot's mom came in and said "Lewis Baby, put down that gun and uncock it" And that's when we noticed they were wearing the very same locket...locket...locket... [interlude] Now we all on the floor feeling clueless It's hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis [Lewis and Mrs. Lonstein embrace] Then Lewis says "It's been a helluva day" "I'm glad this whole thing is out...wait, why you wearing a negligee?" "How'd you know that you was fittin' to see me?" "And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?" And Snot's mom was like "but, but, but, but, but..." stuttering all over the place And Lewis says "Girl, unless you got Parkinson's, start talkin' straight" [Bullock enters in a state of undress and speaks] "Baby, is everything ok?" "Wait, holdup, I know this dude ain't the reason for the calvarade lingerie" Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and bustin' shots off into the closet Then Greg fell out, said "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?" Snot's mom screamed Now Greg's pager's flashing blue, he said "My bed's got a clue" Next thing, his man is in the room Seven minutes later, twelve adults with their guns out Talkin' about "You fucked her, and ducked him," screaming while they all shout Then...Principal Lewis started laughing, just sittin' there, giggling to himself, just laughing He said "Well, now that we've all made the connection, I hope everybody was using protection" Then they all started laughing because of course, nobody had Snot's mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple, Gina and Chad They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing, and we snuck out while they was laughing... [Francine interrupts Steve's song]

  • @ladylightning3810
    @ladylightning381010 ай бұрын

    This suddenly showed up in my recommendeds and I'm very happy to have been reminded of its existence.

  • @GamingOperator1
    @GamingOperator1 Жыл бұрын

    The grow ass man part was so damn funny

  • @pkpyro2000
    @pkpyro200011 ай бұрын

    3:42 The way he sung Milk and Cookies is just beautiful T.T

  • @fungwahchinesebillionaire3554
    @fungwahchinesebillionaire35544 жыл бұрын

    Steve's songs are bangers

  • @asshaimelisandre3218
    @asshaimelisandre32183 жыл бұрын

    You're drinking milk and COOKIEEEEEEEES

  • @blooqkazoo4170
    @blooqkazoo41705 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE STEVE SMITH HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN American Dad

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung16323 жыл бұрын

    Steve was totally and R&B singer in a past life.

  • @klidthelid8361
    @klidthelid83612 жыл бұрын

    It’s season 11 episode 17 actually

  • @gianlewis9570
    @gianlewis95708 жыл бұрын

    THis is Gold!

  • @raystroman4473
    @raystroman44738 жыл бұрын

    Y'all don't understand I was dying when I even heard the beat I missed that movie/ song

  • @SmoothSoftgaming
    @SmoothSoftgaming3 жыл бұрын

    😭🔥 i love this show

  • @braedynswwetoyshow9742
    @braedynswwetoyshow97424 ай бұрын

    This is fire 🔥

  • @burnerbaby26
    @burnerbaby26 Жыл бұрын

    The last 2 minutes of this is just a hot ass mess 💀

  • @tfmg2313
    @tfmg23132 жыл бұрын

    3:30, in the afternoon I should be doing my homework, inside my own room But, bad luck, got me messed up I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I’m a goner now See I was walking, Snot was talking, I remembered something I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing Then he said, "I'm finna go my grandma's house" I shrugged and I turned around Back to the school but then who did I found? (Murtz!) Oh no, this not who I want to see Was runnin' 'til I saw an opening And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak! (yee!) She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer She's opening the locker, wish there was some way to block her So these, girls pull me out of the locker Talkin' 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?" I'm like, "Hold up (beep) You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear? She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a (beep)?" I'm like, "You", she like, "Who?" I’m like, "You (beep), wait, hold up Let me explain all the shit I've been going through Now let's start over, my name’s Steve, it’s nice to meet you ladies" "Cut that bullcrap Steve, we know that you've been acting shady So listen close, cause this what we are gonna do When someone is creeping, we call in Jewel", not Jewel! "Yes Jewel" Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown ass man Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish The roof caved in, on top of her, oh my God, it’s Lewis! 3:47, in Principal Lewis's room This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon He was talking 'bout, "Budget cuts, no pest control for months I wasn’t perving or looking at butts I was in the A.C. hunting for rats, I swear to God" Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update "I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight" We? What the (beep) you talking 'bout, man? There’s no we "Steve, if my new woman hear about this, she gon' leave (choo!) Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat" Then he pulled out a Jericho nine millimeter, started busting And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary So I’m, speeding down the street Reaching for my phone about to have a fit I’m calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess (bring) Come on Snot, I need you (bring) To pick up the damn phone right now (bring) And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts! (bring) The dude that picked up wasn’t Snot, it was Murtz! Hello? I'm tripping, what the heck is going on? Maybe I called the wrong number, and got the wrong phone But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri I walk in and what do I see? Snot and Murtz playing Risk! I'm betrayed, my favorite game, you're playing with this bully? What, now y'all close? Wait, you're drinking milk and cookies?! Snot was like, "Listen", no no, no no no "I can explain", well then, go ahead and explain yourself Then Murtz jumped up, said, "I'll explain so that you two will cool it See his dad died and my dad died and Risk is therapeutic" I was like, "Amen", Snot was like, "Amen to that, I love Risk" "I love Risk too", damn, you all bonded over Risk? That's beautif- Principal Lewis kicked in the door Waving a .44, talking 'bout "Don’t speak, don’t move no more" But Snot's mom came in and said, "Lewis baby, put down that gun and uncock it" And that’s when we noticed, they was wearing, the very same locket Now we all on the floor feelin clueless It’s hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis Then Lewis says, "It’s been a hell of a day I’m glad this whole thing is out, wait, why you wearing a negligee? How you even know that you was fittin to see me? And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?" And Snot’s mom was like, But-but-but-but-but-but", stuttering all over the place And Lewis said, "Girl unless you got Parkinson’s, start talking straight" "Baby is everything okay?" "Wait, hold up, I know this ain’t the dude that’s the reason for the cabaret lingerie" Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and busting shots off in the closet Then Greg fell out, cried, "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?" Snot’s, mom, screamed, now Greg’s pager's flashing blue He says, "My bae's got a clue", next thing his man is in the room Seven minutes later, twelve adults with they guns out Talking about you (beep) her and I (beep) him while they all scream and shout Then, Principal Lewis started laughing Just sitting there, giggling to himself, just laughing He said, "Well now that we've all made the connection I hope everybody was using protection" And they all started laughing because of course nobody had Snot’s mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple Gina and Chad They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing And we snuck out while they was laughing

  • @Jacobridge
    @Jacobridge8 жыл бұрын

    thanks brother

  • @kennedyjones6856
    @kennedyjones68568 жыл бұрын

    i love it ❤❤❤❤

  • @cortezslt7332
    @cortezslt73327 жыл бұрын

    The audio good ash

  • @tiffany7023
    @tiffany70233 жыл бұрын

    Damn that boy can sing.

  • @jamesandrew4975
    @jamesandrew49753 жыл бұрын

    3:42

  • @oddyzzee
    @oddyzzee5 жыл бұрын

    This shhh made my day haha!

  • @kenyattasmith8497
    @kenyattasmith84976 жыл бұрын

    Lewis baby put down that gun and uncock it 😂😂😂😂

  • @nbayoungjayiv4408
    @nbayoungjayiv44087 жыл бұрын

    yo Steve be killing it

  • @vexx0334
    @vexx03348 жыл бұрын

    great show and good song

  • @dodobono452
    @dodobono4523 жыл бұрын

    This is one my favorites.

  • @alyciaziegler6612
    @alyciaziegler66127 жыл бұрын

    this is the best one

  • @TheGoldNinja101
    @TheGoldNinja1015 жыл бұрын

    I want an official instrumental version of this song.

  • @jonathankincaid1625
    @jonathankincaid1625 Жыл бұрын

    Wait, *gasp* "your drinkin milk and cookiiiiiieeeesss" 🤣 my favorite part

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