I feel like he's my dad and I'm waiting for him to finish work

@chazmichaelmichaels88

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@kyleforbes3932

3 жыл бұрын

@@chazmichaelmichaels88

@kyleforbes3932

3 жыл бұрын

@@chazmichaelmichaels88 underrated username

@chazmichaelmichaels88

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyleforbes3932 you'd be amazed how many people have no idea what my name is from..

@chazmichaelmichaels88

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyleforbes3932

its so comforting to know that charles has friends tbh

@ObsidianGloria

Жыл бұрын

I feel like it's entirely possible for Charles to have been married for 20 years, but nobody knows because he's the type of person that keeps his professional and personal life sealed from eachother like a steel vault door.

@megantheescallion8565

9 ай бұрын

YEA

@megantheescallion8565

3 ай бұрын

@@ObsidianGloriahes married to me

@Maw0

2 ай бұрын

@@megantheescallion8565 No stealing my husband.

New title "Charles Offdensen ASMR"

@Mysteryof89

3 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this every night when I was younger before I went to bed because it soothed me, I never knew why until I got into ASMR later in life

@vinnievin86

Ай бұрын

THAAAAAANK YOOOOUUU! I thought I was the only one getting ASMR vibes. I'm literally just chilling to this. The abrupt ending ruins it tho but I love this vid!

I'd give this man complete financial control over my entire life if i could

@protalghulnist4126

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone who knows what he’s capable of would

@eli8444

2 жыл бұрын

That man scares me.

@ichiban1336

2 жыл бұрын

@@eli8444 He's honestly horrifyingly good at whatever he does. If Charles existed IRL, anything he touched would turn to gold, like a Financial and Managerial Midas

@CheezSamuri

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheUnP0ssible i know

@ashfox7498

Жыл бұрын

In 6 months you'll be asking him why you can't have $10k for socks

Imagine this as a full episode. You'll be bored to death. So brutal

@Idunno-b8g

3 жыл бұрын

It's about the length of a full episode.

@roadie3410

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I would in all honesty. Charles is my favorite character, so an an entire episode (or several as this clip is about as long as a regular episode of Metalocalypse) would be heaven. More screen time for Charles? More serotonin for me. Idc what he's doing, he could literally be taking a nap for a full episode and I would sit and watch the whole thing lmao.

@zachgilbert3815

2 жыл бұрын

Hard disagree. Honestly just hearing Ofdenson on the phone is better than 95% of the shit adult swim is pushing out these days

@rokert4ever54

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... i'm watching this rn

@matthewhinkel6079

9 ай бұрын

Bored to death, good song title. Did someone write that?

"That's not a question for me, that's a question for Skwisgar" - Respect.

@PETERODZZ

5 ай бұрын

Poor toki😂

@teejaydee85

5 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@PETERODZZ At least Charles tried his hardest to get Toki an endorsement… but no… Skwisgaar…

i just sit here kicking my feet and giggling listening to his business calls

@zachary746

Жыл бұрын

Also if anyone wants to make a multi hour loop of this for me to listen to while I sleep I would be forever in your debt (I can’t sleep without bg noise but most videos are insufferable to listen to)

@cyclowonus

Жыл бұрын

MEEE UR SO REAL FOR THIS

@hellhammerwantsme

Жыл бұрын

hes a patootie

@aikoisbored

Жыл бұрын

REAL REAL REAL I ❤️ Charles

@sloshed-rat

Жыл бұрын

The problem with videos like this is that they're only 11 minutes long. It doesn't help for sleep. Looping audio only helps me when the clip is 30mins+

What a guy Charles is, going to bat for Toki when Gibson was only interested in pitching to Skwisgaar.

@PETERODZZ

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that right away. Toki doesn't practice.😅

@lich.possum

3 жыл бұрын

@@PETERODZZ he doesn't need to. He's naturally talented but skeisgaar can't leg him overtake him

@ashfox7498

3 жыл бұрын

@@PETERODZZ Practicing guitars is too hards!

@PETERODZZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashfox7498 😆

@PETERODZZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@lich.possum 🎸🤘🏼😬

I fucking love that Offdensen is a vintage Gibson guy, makes perfect fucking sense.

Comedic genius is being able to take a series of business phone calls play them completely straight and somehow still have it be funny

@brittanyclayton477

7 ай бұрын

Pm bc

There's something oddly relaxing to listening to Offdensen talk on the phone

@nadagainagain4987

Жыл бұрын

Because he gets shit done. No one who knew him would ever question him.

@GoregeousLey

3 ай бұрын

Right? I've played this clip probably 10x and I know I'm going to play more.

the crispiest pen click and note taking I've ever heard

This has been my go to video whenever I'm having an absolute mental breakdown for a while now. I never thought a socially awkward, cartoon workaholic would be holding my life together, but holy shit. The man just radiates calm. I know Brendan Small intended him to be an exaggerated version of a heartless business man, but he accidentally created the weirdly most supportive (albeit extremely amoral) man in the world.

@scarletjester7831

10 ай бұрын

Sometimes the socially awkward are perfect in other environments, Charles clearly has godlike power in the world of financials and business. Wish I had just a quarter of what the character had

@lizlorde3190

9 ай бұрын

Well said.

@SiRenfield

9 ай бұрын

OMG same. I am still lowkey heartbroken that he wasn’t in Army of Doomstar that much

So this shows that Charles is either a collector of vintage guitars or a player himself.

@Keoffry1

3 жыл бұрын

He probably plays grandpa guitars

@johnstone7758

2 жыл бұрын

@@Keoffry1 This ams what ims totallys thinking

@tylerwhite9923

2 жыл бұрын

Knowing this and the shit he puts up with to manage Dethklok, I have a pet theory. Charles was a young metalhead in the 80s, a guitarist. He may have had a band that failed due to a shitty manager, or maybe his parents forced him to go to college. either way, he became a master manager, and supremely disciplined. So when he saw something special in Dethklok he swore that he would help them to become great.

@Fallen2014

2 жыл бұрын

@@tylerwhite9923 honestly can completely see that just somebody who got soo heavy fucked over by a manager or a label that he choose to never allow something like that to happen to anybody else ever again

@mitchellatticuswolfgang6554

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fallen2014 That’s what happened to the guy who sang”I think I’m turning Japanese” actually,but he’s a lawyers.

i love that at 6:08 you can hear him laugh a lil. im in love with this man sorry

Offdensen makes me want to take boring financial and legal classes so I can be like him

He's honestly my favorite character on the show. Even though he didn't discuss anything particularly interesting here, I enjoyed this peek behind the curtain.

best Butler ever

@richlight

3 жыл бұрын

You havent met my penis butler. Now that man can buttle a penis like no ones business You know it sounds like something no one needs but once you have one you realise how much responsability is taken off your shoulders when someone else takes care of all your penial needs . i havent had to shake since i got one. He does get a little over zealous and heavy handed with the shake though. I have mentioned it many times . who am i to tell the man how to do his job though. The mans a pro

@darthhatchet775

3 жыл бұрын

@@richlight lmfao that was some really funny shit man 😂👍

@sabrinapohl7837

3 жыл бұрын

Best Band manager ever

@notsoberoveranalyzer8264

2 жыл бұрын

@@richlight I think our buttlers were inside of the same organism at the same time. Mine uses irl delete history makes a pretty good cocktail of: Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, spray paint, beer, whiskey, scotch bourbon whiskey it brings?

It makes me really sad that Gibson only wants Skwisgarr for a few pictures when Toki is desprate for attention and would do anything.

@graciethebelle

2 жыл бұрын

I know! Like they couldn't at least ask for the both of them? That would be such a cool photo set

@janvirtanen6199

Жыл бұрын

Gibson is bs

"prepare to fall in love with Pie." I now want this pie

@Anastas1786

2 жыл бұрын

Best start making a list of Notting Hill's fruit pie vendors, I guess.

@oculartremors

10 ай бұрын

Such an Agent Dale Cooper thing to say.

Honestly I could watch him go about his non-Death Metal business all day long.

@ObsidianGloria

Жыл бұрын

Technically all of his business is *inherently* metal.

i think i might have a Charles addction like he's so wholesome in a way

@AsgardsValkyrie

4 жыл бұрын

URΔNUS I totally understand what you mean. And I can listen to him talk for hours ngl

@AncientSlugThrower

3 жыл бұрын

Charles is the best character from the series. He started off as a foil for the band's hijinks, only to eventually become one of the show's most well thought out and rounded characters.

@konata736

2 жыл бұрын

Metalocalypse is basically two stories. A comedy about the band and a story about Charles saving the world.

@ObsidianGloria

Жыл бұрын

@@konata736 You start off the show thinking, "Oh I get it. This man is basically a supervillain and the band is just his front pretty much." And then you later realise, "Holy shit, this man is the only person competent enough to keep a literally demonic prophecy at bay. In fact, I dare say this is the only truly competent man in the entire world."

I play this whenever I need to focus on something because for some reason this turns all the screaming in my brain off and I get stuff done. I even play it when I just need to think. It's so weird

@irenic_raccoon

Жыл бұрын

I get ya, it's relaxing! He's therapeutic lol

@erikrivera5946

Жыл бұрын

Listen to talking or typing asmr. It's not just people eating food

@jaisapara

Жыл бұрын

the soothing powers of offdensen!!!

Why am I JUST NOW NOTICING...... Charles is a hunter. He's not just a city boy lawyer. This is intriguing.

@Kilometers_KPH

10 ай бұрын

Also fences

@RavenSoulifer

9 ай бұрын

@acorn9134 Look at his office. The deer mount, the antler chandelier, the gun case.

I love how he says that you shouldn't get to attached to the things you own cause then they are hard to resale then says right after that his guitar is his baby hahaha charles is awesome

“Prepare to fall in love with pie” 🥧 that’s so brutal

That’s eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds well spent.

This is the closest that Dethklok could ever come to ASMR. Completely unrelated, my dad was a partner in a law firm and, when I was wee, this seemed to be his job; being friends with people on the phone who sounded important but never appeared in person. Thinking about it now, he might have been a gangster. 🤔

This is a masterwork of writing and voice acting. It sounds so genuine

ngl charles is kind of my favorite character he's so unsilly and so silly at the same time

reminds me of listening to the school receptionist on the phone as you wait to get picked up early

I'm sure To- No? *long pause* Ok just Skwisgaar.

@fireninja1972

3 жыл бұрын

It's admirable that he tried it shows Charles cares for all of the members of the band

@PETERODZZ

2 жыл бұрын

Poor toki. That's what he gets for not practicing.😂

I am so in love with this man.

I got so upset when it ended.

Back in the day when you had AOL online and your dad says you can get on right after he is done making a call.

If Charles is happy, then everyone is happy.

Charles it’s so laid back, would love to share beer with the guy.

I'm just saying, for me it's so adorable how he giggles at 6:08 and 6:32 :')

Charles is so attractive. I watched this whole thing with a big flustered grin on my face.

@ilovestuff23

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@deenodino6243

3 жыл бұрын

I too have developed a crush on this man

@lilyhalter8443

3 жыл бұрын

There was a vid of Charles kissing Nathan on KZread and they made it look real but I think it’s long gone lmao

@thegreedyworm3120

3 жыл бұрын

oh yeah absolutely

@thegreedyworm3120

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilyhalter8443 was it a fanmade vid of after they got sloppy?

that first camera was zooming forward so slow I kept doubting myself until around 0:52 when the window column starts touching the edge of the screen

The man plays at Pebble Beach. That's one hell of a course.

@zachgilbert3815

2 жыл бұрын

I hear it’s very coarse

@cuve_ae

11 ай бұрын

Flys a private jet there too what a beast

I love that you can COMPLETELY reconstruct the conversation just from Charles.

You can tell he's writing down pick up fruit pie for x

7:21 Offdensen knows it’s hip to be square.

This is perfect for working from home. It really gives you that in-office feel 😁

This is one of those cool people you get to talking with and they end up sending you home with a free lawnmower that needs to be fixed or something like that hahaha what an excellent voice actor.

I hadnt watched this show since like 2013 or something, started a new job in '16 and just started rewatching and wow its amazing how much my boss and CFO sound alike. Its uncanny. The cadence and everything 😲

@cuve_ae

11 ай бұрын

I’ve adopted his cadence when I code switch for business lol, I am a entertainment manger going to school to be a entertainment lawyer.

I have a very limited lunch time but I sat very still and watched the whole thing because it's just... so... damn... soothing...

I just learned how to speak more professionally is eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds.

Dads in a meeting during covid he doesn't want to be in the meeting but you both want it to be over so you can spend time together goofing off

Poor Toki...

“Yeah I got a 59… Right I mean, mint condition, why would I sell it?.. so how much would you price that at?” 😂😂😂

I don't know why I find this incredibly entertaining...but I totally do.

Bro idk why this relaxes me so much it's like I'm waiting for my dad to get off the phone like I can fr just have this playing on loop and just draw 💀💀

@comicstripvo6654

10 ай бұрын

Why the fuck did I put down my comic book when this auto played after ASMR, and begin to watch it intently... Jk we all know why we love this mf

He's so hot

Not gonna lie the show influenced me to get a guitar for Christmas, and because it was a black Les Paul I named it in Offdensen’s honor

This is so stupid it's genius. This was so enjoyable

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR 5 YEARS. Thank you.

@Bloodydemise

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@timothylalthanmawia6221

3 жыл бұрын

i wanna like your comment but im gonna break the chain soo....

@lilhuuman7045

Жыл бұрын

PLEASE WHAT EPISODE IS THIS😭

@sheppard3767

Жыл бұрын

So 3 years later I'm still listening to this. But now the slow trickle of tasks and to-dos we call "adulting" has caught up with me, and I put this on in the background to keep me motivated.

@Valkrim

11 ай бұрын

​@@lilhuuman7045this is a bonus feature clip from the season 2 DVD set.

I swear he has a voice like cursive (in a good way)

So this is what the very busy Offdensen does all day in his office XD

I want a pen that sounds like a switchblade.

i never could understand how anybody could be attracted to a cartoon character.. then i watched this show and saw this man 💜💚💜💚

@Maw0

6 ай бұрын

ME TOO!

@The-Autistocrat-

5 ай бұрын

You people make me glad they ended the show when they did

@eden7244

4 ай бұрын

​@@The-Autistocrat- I think you'll live

@The-Autistocrat-

4 ай бұрын

@eden7244 no, i'm dying a warrior's death on this steep and foreboding hill

@Maw0

4 ай бұрын

@@The-Autistocrat- Lmao why?

This feels like a brutal asmr I need more

"Very big Huey Lewis fan." Nice, him and my boy Patrick!

If Hendrix had this guy as a manager he’d still be alive.

@randymagnum143

2 жыл бұрын

If Hendrix had lived to old age, he would have died in obscurity.

@ExtremelyOnlineGuy

2 жыл бұрын

@@randymagnum143 he didn’t live in obscurity. Dude was the highest paid act in entertainment at the time. Had shitty management. He of course wouldn’t be as big a deal as he was in his youth but he would’ve died probably in the same vein as prince. People still acknowledged the greatness but were complacent with them.

@randymagnum143

2 жыл бұрын

@@ExtremelyOnlineGuy "who? Oh yea, I remember that guy" Not knocking the man, but becoming a member of the 27 club will net you some mad cred.

@ExtremelyOnlineGuy

2 жыл бұрын

@@randymagnum143 I mean I guess. Don’t cut yourself with all this edgy posting. Stuffs sharp

Charles definitely seems like a 59 les Paul guy

Im slowly turning into ofdensen

@foxbyte0157

Жыл бұрын

Well don't stop!

I want a video with Charles as long as the Nathan reading Shakespeare one

That's it?! Aw, I wish there was more, this was nice

As someone who works at a receptionist desk, this is the most accurate representation of business-professional daily calls that I've ever seen. The awkward pauses from phone lag is on point.

I wonder if the part about him being a Huey Lewis fan is kind of a nod to American Psycho/Patrick Bateman, hah.

@NEEDbacon

2 жыл бұрын

Given how he's more then capable of throwing down, I could totally see him rocking a clear rain jacket and an Axe to deal with a problem.

@SiRenfield

2 жыл бұрын

Could be, that or it’s a “he’s a white man in his forties” kind of thing, either one is possible. Although either way I can totally hear him quote some of the more iconic scenes. “Most people probably don't uhh…listen to the lyrics.”

If you all really think about it this is basically an unedited Home Movies skit.

I can see why Tokie is always upset with his life that no one respects him exemplified by getting dissed by Gibson who won't even give Tokie a couple free guitars. It's not that Tokki can't afford to buy 100 guitars every day if he's so desired. It's just sad that he's been playing Gibson guitars for years, but he is being ignored even though he is in the worlds most famous death metal band. Tokie just would appreciate a little recognition.

I love this. Reminds me of my Father and I when we make business calls.

Why the hell does this grown ass man make me so happy

Man what sort of DVD box extra stuff is this

@camvahdati

3 жыл бұрын

Gold sir…… it is gold

This is like being in my Dads office when i was a little kid. Same voice cadence and all.

@foxbyte0157

Жыл бұрын

I wish my dad had Ofdensons soul

Listening to this while I do homework so I feel like I’m in a working environment, doing wonders, I only wish it was longer

I would love to have an office that awesome looking in real life.

Honestly, my favorite character.

This is the backstory of Dethklok. Charles is the man.

It’s a weird thing to make…..but in a way it’s really nice to actually see him just doing regular work things for a change.

I heard some Office Space in there, which is hilariously subtle.

This is what my dad sounds like talking business on the phone lol.

Damn that’s a nice office.

@camvahdati

3 жыл бұрын

Lighting is important

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

@@camvahdati Creates a good atmosphere

I have to say, I really like the design of his desk. I wonder if they actually make that design?

His voice is so nice tbh

I never knew Charles was a vintage guy.

What's the video where Charles, sitting alone in his office, pulls out a mini recorder and starts rapping into it? That shit was funny as hell and I can't seem to find it.

@SiRenfield

2 жыл бұрын

Found it! kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJWlo6RyhreqdNY.html

@cruiser_b9779

Жыл бұрын

Never happened

@LordMajicus

Жыл бұрын

Search "CFO Raps". It exists on here.

@Maw0

6 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJWlo6RyhreqdNY.htmlsi=t4X7X5B1WKZJQJjh

Is weird that I'm genuinely interested in the phone call.

@ObsidianGloria

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, like not only is this more Offdensen characterisation but you also kinda get a different characterisation for evrry single person he's speaking to.

there should of been an offdensen episode

@bruhmoment5974

3 жыл бұрын

*should have

@owenking6370

3 жыл бұрын

@@bruhmoment5974 why ames you correcting grammar?

@tylershanegriffin5302

3 жыл бұрын

@@owenking6370 Ams*

@owenking6370

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylershanegriffin5302 LoL Nice! The only acceptable correction. So much more efficient with 1 less letter.

@BragoTHEgraviyKING

2 жыл бұрын

@@owenking6370 why use many word when few do trick

This is fascinating. I need this man to be my life coach.

Can hear brendan from home movies in this.

my wife

Poor Toki :( Always in the shadow for signature series consideration.

eleven minutes and thirty three seconds well spent edit: reminds me so much of my dad another edit: THE DRAMATIC CHANGE 10:14

By far the most brutal character 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

Going to London to fit a suit? Probably Gieves & Hawkes at Savile Row. They got som nice suits!

Very big Huey Lewis fan...

I really like the little slice of life like that. It is a good change from the usual chaos.