Geoff and I are in the same boat at the moment. Except he's got a wife and kids. And a job. And friends. Maybe not the same boat. I'm in the smaller dinghy behind Geoff's yacht.

@venomdealer22none48

7 жыл бұрын

+HeckuvaMedusa8 hah

@NobodyQuiteLikeMe

7 жыл бұрын

Wow. We may be rowing next to each other. Cept I'm recovering from heroin too. Bad times.....

@chrisidoo

7 жыл бұрын

You're gonna need a bigger boat. Late comment, buuut.. I had to get that out.

@youknowme9304

6 жыл бұрын

You think your late ^^ 😂

@GrouchyGander

6 жыл бұрын

Reading this comment after 1 year has passed is... painful.

Geoff sounds like a fucking Rodney Dangerfield skit, jesus christ Looking into his eyes is like hearing the wind whistle through a canyon

@rojagreen

7 жыл бұрын

You poetic fuck.

@FuzzyMF

7 жыл бұрын

omg he does LMFAO

@1bvr2lmr54

7 жыл бұрын

That fucking last sentence holy shit I spit out my drink

@peterstangl8295

7 жыл бұрын

an empty box canyon in the middle of nowhere?

Geoff's painfully obvious love and adoration for Griffon brings tears to my eyes. And I'm a 25 year old adult man. Goddammit Geoff get your shit together man

@devonbroadwater8988

7 жыл бұрын

He loves his wife why is that bad

@Yal_Rathol

7 жыл бұрын

+devon broadwater because it's what's making him do the stuff he described in the intro.

@april00026000

7 жыл бұрын

devon broadwater never said it was bad, i praise their relationship if anything

@rybediasan4540

7 жыл бұрын

I'm 12 years old... I don't cry but this is sad

@nizzleprizzle9783

7 жыл бұрын

He's not crying because it's sad he's crying because a human being can love another human being as much as Geoff does Griffon

all of the griffon-geoff divorce jokes that were made in the past are like.... super dark and sad now

@aslychair3096

6 жыл бұрын

Just scrolling through reading things like "their going to be so happy when she get's back!" is both dark and morbidly funny to me for some reason.

@Brotatoe1030

5 жыл бұрын

@@aslychair3096 but damn does he look better these days

@hosomi1833

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah It's quite sad in hindsight

@justingoldsmith1852

4 жыл бұрын

Like 3rd old podcast in a row that jokes about it...

@lunar3278

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

I feel sad for geoff but then I remeber my own life, I become the kind of guy that write commets on youtube

@bernardoperez953

7 жыл бұрын

kill me

@neonfox3

7 жыл бұрын

same

@fraserlaidlaw7358

7 жыл бұрын

True

@nameredacted9119

7 жыл бұрын

Where is Griffon? I didn't catch where she went

@l.e.p9715

7 жыл бұрын

Wasn't she doing a carving for Nickelodeon or something?

Today I learned I go to sleep the same way as geoff without his wife. The only difference is I turn on Geoff instead of CNN.

Geoffs my spirit animal in this one.

@SpudGun146

7 жыл бұрын

cringe

@vacatedgaming8166

7 жыл бұрын

Watch out he might hit you go back and hit your friend

@Mike-wn3jo

7 жыл бұрын

But he is a human... Is he a spirit human? (Gasp) he is already dead he's a spirit

@sarasak86

7 жыл бұрын

Yep I listen to a lot of CNN too...

@mikebaker2436

7 жыл бұрын

The look he has when other people are talking and he has to sit there and also when he is interrupted. I totally get what you are thinking and not saying, Geoff. :P

How scary is it to realize that Geoff is the embodiment of what the lads will be like in five years if they still work for the company

@LIZZIEMAC2010

7 жыл бұрын

+HeckuvaMedusa8 omg the new lads will be suuuuuuuch fucks I can just tell

@lucy13133

5 жыл бұрын

Hey I’m coming to you from the future to let you know that Geoff has been through a lot of shit since this podcast but is doing loads better and is really enthusiastic about the company

@joshstock6591

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucy13133 even more future guy here... Kinda not doing so well this weekm

@ruinfox4108

8 ай бұрын

and now achievement hunter is shutting down and they archiving the lets play channel

Burnie was right, the first 20 minutes is the saddest and funniest thing

@mike182forever

7 жыл бұрын

Where does Burnie mention that? New podcast?

@pace3101

7 жыл бұрын

+Michael Guiang IPhone 7 argument Podcast # 393 I think.

@TheRackno

7 жыл бұрын

Time stamp, pls on the podcast

@Ven0mancer

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRackno 1:06:40 im sorry for being late lad

@TheRackno

5 жыл бұрын

you are just on time, a year later lol thanks @@Ven0mancer

Michael laughing at Geoff's sadness at the beginning is one of the funniest moments I've seen recently.

I'm so happy to see Lindsay back, she's one of my favs (genuinely, i find myself enjoying the ah members that most people complain about, they have some nice stories and they, for the most part, have good chemistry with the others)

@Jhtocp

7 жыл бұрын

Honestly all the AH members mix well with one another, just some people have their personal issues that they can't see that.

@CoomsWorldWide

7 жыл бұрын

and her ass

@mutedmayday

7 жыл бұрын

Yea Lindsay is great. I hate when she laughs at her own jokes but that goes for anyone to me

@shanep357

6 жыл бұрын

I really like watching Lindsay, Gavin, Michael and Geoff, they have really good chemistry

seeing Geoff sad is like seeing your dad, uncle or some kinda father like that crying. it's really crushing for me cause I've been watching him and the others since like 2008

Geoff has become the new Gavin of never being in videos lol

@Suspect333

7 жыл бұрын

The perks of being a founding member.

@Happy-to3tf

7 жыл бұрын

Not only that but they're the two best people in AH

@jasoncameron1192

7 жыл бұрын

+Blade 31404 !

@Bigbalben

7 жыл бұрын

jason Cameron b

Geoff needs a waifu pillow.

@borischung01

7 жыл бұрын

a Griffin waifu pillow

@aravindselvam6508

7 жыл бұрын

weeb

@TheNinjaBees

7 жыл бұрын

+Boris Chung she can carve him one

@borischung01

7 жыл бұрын

Alpha.jpg Wooden pillow lol

@tacodude116

6 жыл бұрын

Boris Chung :(

My ears perked up as soon as I heard Geoff say "redo the Skyrim Things to do's"

@BobThePineapple

7 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for trick shot freak out v2. I still remember when the original came out

@bowiehunter

7 жыл бұрын

As do I. Back when Geoff and Gavin actually did that kind of thing.

@Happy-to3tf

7 жыл бұрын

+BobThePineapple Geoff was talking about just doing it himself for fun

@bowiehunter

7 жыл бұрын

"Pissing off the Preacher" wouldn't be nearly as funny if it was just Geoff.

@Happy-to3tf

7 жыл бұрын

+Bowiehunter he wouldn't be recording it, it'd be just for the amusement of Geoff

hang in there Geoff, love you man!

Sad Geoff is so much better than salty Geoff

@alexgeerts6404

7 жыл бұрын

it's hilariously depressing

@Ze_Medic

7 жыл бұрын

Yes No but how about Scared Geoff....? "AH Ah ah ah!!!"

Geoff is the exact copy of my Dad. I feel like when men hit their 40s they buy a sports car or get sad.

@cancerousmemes2803

7 жыл бұрын

buy a sports car or get sad

@inconveniencestore2848

7 жыл бұрын

or both.

@jonahryan7034

7 жыл бұрын

Its called a mid-life crisis

@SuperVampiredoll

7 жыл бұрын

Dr.CookiesNeedLoveLikeEverthingDoes I'm a 17 year old girl who does nothing with their channel including changing the name from when i went through a phase????????? When I reach 40 my ovaries are gonna shrivel up and im gonna be a bitch your point?????? This was a joking comment anyway????????

@SuperVampiredoll

7 жыл бұрын

Dr.CookiesNeedLoveLikeEverthingDoes nah just confused as to why you feel the need to comment and insult a 17 year old on the internet over a joke.

47:19 just strengthens my love for Lindsay. We are the same human I swear

It sounds like Geoff and Griffon divorced, his mood is so depressing lmao

@GrazerMagic

7 жыл бұрын

Honestly I take it much more positively than that - he's down and depressed because Griffon isn't there; but that just shows how much they need each other. Brings a tear to my eye.

@bkrpndr

7 жыл бұрын

It's like mid-life crisis Geoff

@jasonmoore7772

7 жыл бұрын

I miss screaming Geoff

@vasya3547

7 жыл бұрын

he is getting close to the midlife crisis age

@Dashes69

7 жыл бұрын

Screw sad Affleck, sad Geoff is the real news

love to see 2 lovely married couples drinking and talking

@GabePuratekuta

7 жыл бұрын

Lindsay and Geoff got married?

@inactiveaccount2090

7 жыл бұрын

Geoff and Gavin

@finleymorris04

7 жыл бұрын

Austin Bedwell Gavin and Geoff

I want to love a girl as much as Geoff loves Griffon.

@joshstock6591

4 жыл бұрын

3 years later. Here to tell you no you dont. Even if things go well you will have your heart ripped out repeatedly. You have to love yourself more than anyone else for a relationship to work. And both parties have to have that outlook.

I love the interaction between these 4 so much. it hurts seeing Geoff hurting like this, but he seems to be doing a lot better, lately. he looks a lot better from not drinking as well.

I just wanted to give Geoff a big hug during him talking about Griffon, the guy loves his wife so much and its amazing

Be cool if the KZread community stopped bullying members of AH and got a life.

@DemonLordSparda

7 жыл бұрын

Never going to happen. They need to make absolutely sure that their small irrelevant opinions are plastered everywhere. They also want people to know that they have totally legit reasons to bully and harass someone for so long because they are definitely not small insecure people who totally have better things to do. It's really sad that disliking someone can affect someones life so profoundly that they have to talk about it months later.

@theaveragegatsby4125

7 жыл бұрын

Who cares it's all about FunH/\us

@jorgepadraig2077

7 жыл бұрын

+Sparda seems like you had that pent up for a while, huh

@DemonLordSparda

7 жыл бұрын

Jordan Smith Nah I just said that off the top of my head.

@MrJamesbondo07

7 жыл бұрын

Fun "H" Peake us?

HAHAHAHA I've only seen 30min. "You have things to live for geoff" geoff: "I never said I didn't!"

Geoff!!! I'm sorry, but your loner pain was making me laugh the entire podcast XD

Finally the three best people in Achievement hunter.

@benorwell4616

7 жыл бұрын

plus special guest Gavin SMG free

Might just be me, but I sort of like serious talk on the podcast.

@weareennui

7 жыл бұрын

Applies and oranges, I think. Bit here and there isn't too bad :)

@sierra1670

7 жыл бұрын

!! A person who is okay with a conflicting opinion in the KZread comments! I salute you and agree with you

@elliotcasson3027

7 жыл бұрын

I do too.

michael's reaction to gavin going "kinda vague, though, innit?" is fucking hysterical

"I'm not saying [my life]s depressing... yeah, just excruciating pain for four days. So that was uhh, that's my big highlight for this week." gg Geoff, gg.

Oh Goeff :( He's the only one who can completely change the mood no matter what's going on. It's amazing.

Someone should make "Green Apron" which is like Blue Apron, only, using ingredients from local farms, which saves money from gas, shipping, etc while supporting local farms.

@loporina

7 жыл бұрын

Also, It's actually not "first 3 meals free" because you have to order for 2. So, it actually turns out to be 50% off. Blue Apron are just misleading fucks when it comes to advertising.

@Dangerwiggles

7 жыл бұрын

Or teaches you how to grow your own home garden and use ingredients from there. Self-sustaining.

the comment section for AH is so god damn toxic.

@Edward-Not-Elric

7 жыл бұрын

I wish you were required to have your real name and face for your profile. Anonymity is the source of most toxicity.

@robynhood3983

7 жыл бұрын

Congrats you didn't get the joke I made

@trop3848

7 жыл бұрын

+NHK LM that sounds fucking stupid and I would say that to your face.

@Edward-Not-Elric

7 жыл бұрын

+Logan M Congrats, except nobody was replying to you? Unless someone did and then deleted it. +Tropical Psychosis Congratulations?

@trop3848

7 жыл бұрын

NHK LM anonymity leads to toxicity at times, but also to free expression of creativity, forcing people to remove their anonymity would just curtail possible creativity, and make it easy for trolls to fuck with people they don't like, you didn't think out your suggestion, so yes, congrats to me, I thought it out for you, and told you that you're wrong.

This episode is a perfect exemple why Off-Topic is the highlight of my week

I legitimately want to give Geoff a hug after he explained what he does outside of work without Griffin. My heart is broken for him omg

They don't fucking know what they're talking about. Ryan has the voice of an angel. His voice is the best by far.

@hunterroe8458

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah?

@MissingOne123

3 жыл бұрын

@@hunterroe8458 we all make mistakes

Anyone else think Geoff is starting to look really bored of making videos now?

@KuroroSama42

7 жыл бұрын

He sounds like a broken man...

@LrdHem

7 жыл бұрын

No, man that's just Geoff.

@Broekje

7 жыл бұрын

Starting to? lol

@MUFCmatt98

7 жыл бұрын

Well yeah he has been for ages

@Renagaderip

7 жыл бұрын

Geoff has always been a guy who prefers to have something to entertain him i.e video games. Even watching interviews from 10 years ago you can see him have the same defeated look on his face. Guy just gets bored when he isnt actively doing something.

I never understand why people dislike this, I really think this deserves only positive feedback. Btw this was a great one, really like hearing about Geoff's funny almost depressing life.

Watching this after learning of the Ramsey's divorcing makes me feel so sad for Geoff at the beginning. I hope he's okay, and looks after himself. I know it was amicable, but he needs to stay happy. We all love you, dude :)

Man, the new comment layout on mobile sucks ass.

@erikgonzalez928

7 жыл бұрын

what do you mean its the exact same for me has it has for the past few months Edit: Oh my god i just updated

@sable7534

7 жыл бұрын

Eh, you start to get used to it after a while, but it's still a big eyesore

@erikgonzalez928

7 жыл бұрын

+Kiki is Nice are you phones or tablets becuase on my tablet its the same but on phone it sucks donkey balls

@HxHorse

7 жыл бұрын

How about not watching youtube on a phone.

@erikgonzalez928

7 жыл бұрын

HorseWithComputer how about remembering that there are people with only a phone?

hearing non PC users talk about skyrim, fallout and bioshock is interesting, especially how all the things the are excited about being on PC since launch

Never thought an Off Topic episode would make me cry. Someone hug Geoff for me.

i just love that Geoff mentioned Alkaline Trio

"I really hate Apple for this one." Then don't fucking buy it then! Your phone bloody works, doesn't it?

Gavin is why Geoff drinks himself to sleep at night

Geoff pretty much described my life to a point, go to work, get to home, eat alone, go to sleep, wake up next mornin, rinse and repeat.

this is the best episode of off topic I've watched in a long time

finally a video with out Mica yelling random stuff.

@wyatttdy3523rg

7 жыл бұрын

She's not even here, yet we still have to read dumbass comments complaining about her.

@yaboybbonn354

7 жыл бұрын

+DozUm Banana You don't have to read the comments...

@TheNaturalnuke

7 жыл бұрын

Why are they still complaining is the question.

@EpicGamingWarriors

7 жыл бұрын

Is that not the typical AH MO?

@littleratfella6857

7 жыл бұрын

+DozUm Banana are we including yourself, or...?

Depressed or not, Geoff is always a delight. Great podcast

I picture sad music playing constantly as Geoff wanders aimlessly around his house.

"he was haulin ass too" that visual made me laugh so damn hard

Sounds like they have an amazing next couple of months of content coming our way.

@aaashmoreee

7 жыл бұрын

It's been like that for a year now. RT is pumping so much quality stuff out it's insane.

@EatinCookiesAllDay

7 жыл бұрын

TyCooper8 just wish they got the same amount of views as they did a couple of years ago.

@aaashmoreee

7 жыл бұрын

+EatinCookiesAllDay I think that's unimportant. They're paid wages so it doesn't actually effect them. The views are just numbers, ups and downs are bound to happen.

@EatinCookiesAllDay

7 жыл бұрын

TyCooper8 Fair enough. Thank you for letting me know how they actually got paid I forget that they are a full fledged company bought out by Fullscreen in all honesty. As long as we enjoy it and they get paid...

@aaashmoreee

7 жыл бұрын

They were always paid wages, long before Fullscreen. Since the very beginning of AH, every dollar went to Rooster Teeth LLC. They really aren't lying about Fullscreen changing nothing. Only two changes. Fullscreen gets a tiny cut of all the money they make, but now Fullscreen will fund things like most of Lazer Team, Day 5, Crunch Time, Lazer Team 2, and more, which is why we're seeing a massive increase of quality content.

I want a string of videos of geoff slowly going insane. like security tapes

Just these four and their personalities are far more entertaining than a table full off candy and some googly eyes. Props can't trump charisma.

Real upbeat podcast this week. Geoff, please don't let Griffon leave anymore.

We need a new show called "Geoff's mid-life-crisis Adventures"

Does Geoff miss being depressed?

I just wanna give Geoff a hug.

5:12 watching michael slowly break with laugher over someone elses depressing misfortune is just the best XD

Geoff is absolutely bang on about Psycho.

@Rilumai

7 жыл бұрын

I'd say he's bang on in a sense. Psycho certainly isn't shockingly scary like it was in the 60's, but I definitely feel it's still scary on a psychological level. It's very subtle but it's that subtlety that makes it so great to this day.

Geoff, play Skyrim. That's the solution for every problem, duh! Everyone knows that right? right?

@mr.person4115

7 жыл бұрын

Fallout 4 is the answer to all problems

@TxuZai

7 жыл бұрын

Fallout 4? Why would he play that crap.

@cancerousmemes2803

7 жыл бұрын

fallout 4 is shit, i'd rather play vanilla skyrim than fallout 4 with 200 mods

@TrickyMMA

7 жыл бұрын

Dude, what's wrong with fallout 4?

@TrickyMMA

7 жыл бұрын

+Corey Miller I have like 80 mods for fallout 4 and haven't paid a penny.

the first 8 and a half minutes of this off topic is the best contraceptive ever.

I just want to give Geoff a hug

7 DAYS TO DIE AND GMOD FUUUUUUUCKK YEEEESSS

@littleratfella6857

7 жыл бұрын

... what

@robynhood3983

7 жыл бұрын

Wot

@RikuSage

7 жыл бұрын

Listen to the podcast, Lindsay said the schedule for this week is going to be GTA monday, Dead by Daylight Wednesday, Gmod on wednesday, 7 days to die on thursday, and minecraft (presumably Pixelmon) on friday

@bhwrice

7 жыл бұрын

and Fuel Fridays!

I've said this before but imo fallout 4 is a good game but not a good fallout game

@CEFFYYNWA

7 жыл бұрын

you are exactly right

@joeychaplin1184

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you, you put my thoughts into words.

@PeterWDawson

7 жыл бұрын

Its a Fallout game. The problem is that what is Fallout has been consistently lost as far back as Fallout 2, with many calling it at the time not a true Fallout game. A 'good' Fallout game at this point is basically one you think is better than at least 3 other entries in the franchise (including Tactics and Brotherhood of Steel).

@froggyleggy

7 жыл бұрын

I think fallout new vegas is the best because its just a slightly remastered fallout 3 (maybe some weird changes but very similar) and some of the best story and video game writing including npcs and quests ever imo

@PeterWDawson

7 жыл бұрын

SilverBowtie Disagree on main story, but some of the quests and npcs were solid.

opened my KZread app and saw that I had not finished this episode of off topic. I was confused because I always love getting my drunk weirdo fix from this show. started watching again and remembered why I stopped. 15 minutes of talk about first class air travel and first world problems lol

Geoff should adopt a dwarf, they are magical creatures that make life better.

@jamesc4670

7 жыл бұрын

his name is Jeremy

@Dwarfsaint

7 жыл бұрын

Jeremy is over 5' not technically a dwarf, but he is dwarfed on the show by the giant Jack

can "A Day in the Life of Geoff" please be the next RTAA?!

I'm here from the podcast.

This is so much more depressing that the two actually divorced, and Geoff is taking every play to make Millie still close to him. Love you Geoff. I would suggest keep talking the old stories, and creating new, crazier yet sober stories.

I love that Meg is the one that plays Bingo. One of the last people you'd expect to play bingo xD

going through all these comments and seeing the unreasonable hate in mica and lindsey just makes me so sad. i just dont understand it. so you dont like them but no need to wish stuff like death and pain to them. Theyre just doing there job. Trying to make you happy and entertain you to entertain your life and all people do is give unnecessary hate. i just dont get it.

Isnt it great how Geoff, Michael and Gavin can talk about how some humour is too racey, or too offensive for them and noone in the comments section loses their shit. Good thing there wasnt a different person in this video saying the exact same things or people would lose their minds.

@zdaughtrey

7 жыл бұрын

favoritism yo.

@NukeWarz101

7 жыл бұрын

Tolerance points. Gotta work up to shit.

@zdaughtrey

7 жыл бұрын

Right. We know these guys aren't racist. Just loud mouthed

@RockZombieIAm

7 жыл бұрын

If it was Mica people would go crazy

@WimsicleStranger

7 жыл бұрын

It's because they aren't whiney, self-entitled cunts.

at least you know you'll be complete at a later date, geoff. hope your grateful for something I'll never have

The opening moments of the podcast Geoff looks like he's phasing in and out of PTSD

Man... if KZread comments get any worse they are gonna call in the National Guard.

They should replace the logo in the thumbnail with the brand on the table

First time i've ever watched Off-Topic and i love that intro

I been watching rooster teeth since 2009 god this is the saddest I have seen Geoff in my life I feel so sorry for him

I love Lindsey so much. XD Such a bro.

it's been a while since Lindsay has been in a podcast

Geoff just said some of the most depressing quotes I've ever heard in my life like "Saturday is my fun day when I get up and just clean." Lol

"I hate Apple. Taking out the headphone jack is stupid." *immediately preorders new iPhone*

Yay! Lindsay! She and Michael always make podcasts interesting

I have the same jacket as Lindsey!!!!

i literally cant watch off topic without geoff i like everyone else but geoff thwre is something about him that makes this way more entertaining

Thanks for making me watch 10 mins of Rob Schneider standup Gavin. god fucking damnit man.

I live in America and i don't have gigabit. Fastest we have in Michigan that i know of is like 100mbps and even that isn't available in my area, im stuck with 25mbps.

@StraightUpGaming123

7 жыл бұрын

We have gig in my area but they charge a couple hundred bucks just to install it and it's ridiculously expensive every month.

@danielbeaman6260

7 жыл бұрын

"Stuck" I'm stuck with 4 mbps

Oh god poor Geoff. Burnie was right this is the sadest and funniest thing

@schwazroda7882

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly what led me to this

Canada has some pretty great internet as well. And I am sooooo thankful for that. If I was stuck at 5mbps persecond down... I would die....

i really feel like as the older I get the less I like there let's plays but there personality's are still fun it makes this podcast so much fun

Wow Lindsey has lost a lot of weight.

@genesisrhapsodos9782

7 жыл бұрын

She goes in cycles, she gains weight and then she loses a lot of weight.

@aquagamer1212

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe she's trying to get to her past weight. She used to be really skinny.

@rhettromney4658

7 жыл бұрын

Like Josh?

@randyjoble4607

7 жыл бұрын

michael's looking ripped too

@mildlyamusinggirl6937

7 жыл бұрын

Aren't they planning on having kids? Getting pregnant is easier if you're not overweight.

1:16:23 that’s a big yikes right there

god the whole story of what geoff is going through while griffon's gone is heartbreaking lol. feel so bad for the dude. i dunno what i'd do.

The head on meg's beer when she poured it lol

1:04 Is when it begins

All jokes aside tho Geoff sounds like a typical case of depression and should probably get checked out. It's all fun and games until he actually does decide there's no reason for living.

'when do you want to go to the bar' is literally the most British thing possible

I don't laugh during this podcast often, or laugh very hard, but when Geoff said fallout 4 had any depth whatsoever, oh man. Thanks for that, Geoff. I needed a good laugh.