Octopus Sausage
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This sausage took quite a bit out of me emotionally.
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I get the feeling Hello Fresh have Mr Sausage under a strict "Don't make our food into a sausage" contact clause.
@milesreed108
2 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure he used too. must be new terms lol
@SmoothAdventureProductions
2 жыл бұрын
He got to do it one time
@jandastroy
2 жыл бұрын
If he doesn't do it again that's just a waste of marketing potential. It's supposed to be a meal not a sausage
@maverickhunter999
2 жыл бұрын
@@milesreed108 yeah i remember an old video where he throws the hello fresh food into the grinder at the end of the clip
@adamwelch4336
2 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder! 🤔
Oh man! I knew it was going south when the octopus wasn’t cooked before he made the sausage. Thank you for your sacrifice Mr Sausage…
@1stCallipostle
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly Octopus is finicky It gets like Double chewy if you overcook it even a little It might have ground better though And it probably needed a regrind regardless Note: I'm only talking about in terms of direct heat
@darkcheese98
2 жыл бұрын
@@raraelizabeth4727 do you know how to make octopus sausage?
@gurtygurtrude
2 жыл бұрын
@@raraelizabeth4727 can you make octopus sausage
@puresomenessd2146
2 жыл бұрын
@@raraelizabeth4727 Make octopus sausage. I aint asking.
@monkeyoncrackftw
2 жыл бұрын
I knew it when he added that much salt to something that comes from the ocean
I know artists suffer for their creations, but you don't have to suffer THAT much
“Now this is the time to find out if I’m allergic to octopus sausage” Mr Sausage 2021
@TimCameronRyan
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Mr Sausage 2020-2021
Out of all the sausages, this is the one that deserved the regrind...
@AxxLAfriku
2 жыл бұрын
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear dan
@bradenpetty3828
2 жыл бұрын
No I think he made an aesthetically pleasing sausag
@MainframesMuse
2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Don't worry, you're both petty
@JavierEscuella1911
2 жыл бұрын
@@raraelizabeth4727 NO
@DZrache
2 жыл бұрын
I think the whole tentacle was a nice touch personally
Even on my worst days watching this man make sausage brings a smile to my face
@johnmonkelennon3900
2 жыл бұрын
and also brings a sausage to other part of your body hehe
@torn3741
2 жыл бұрын
you mean on your wurst days hehehehe
@yuzee6693
2 жыл бұрын
I like your name
@hmwpyro18
2 жыл бұрын
There is no sadness, only sausage
As a galician this is the worst thing that has ever happened to a perfectly good octopus, and I still watched this to the end PS: boil octopus for at least 30-45mins beforehand
@Lieutenant_Doge
2 жыл бұрын
Gracias a dios alguien usa la razón. Cuándo vi que no hirvió el pulpo casi me infarto, compañero.
@Koisheep
2 жыл бұрын
tenía esperanzas hasta que te vi decir que no lo había cocido
@ero-senpai
2 жыл бұрын
Vengo a dejar un comentario en español y a quejarme de que no se ha hervido el pulpo. Saludos.
@Lieutenant_Doge
2 жыл бұрын
@Ricardo Urteaga Burneo Yo no soy de España pero si descendiente y es el uso común de la razón hervir el pulpo.
@doopdacoop4054
2 жыл бұрын
I have a question about Galicia, do you all consider yourself independent from Spain, or just part of Spain but autonomous, what is Spain’s government’s stance on Galicia, not trying to be intrusive just curious
Had you boiled it for like 40 minutes before grinding it, it could've been a great sausage. Octopus is actually pretty damn delicious.
@ChaosBW
2 жыл бұрын
The legs are okay but the head is disgusting The legs are only "okay" because they have a nice chewy texture and no taste The head is blasting with salt flavor and the texture is like biting a thick leather
@alecity4877
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChaosBW the head is literally like our torax, it's not a head but a chamber that contains all organs, that's why it has a strong flavour, it's like a super mix of all the strong flavours within it. Also, the legs do have flavour.
@huang111
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChaosBW the legs have no flavor??? Lmao how are you cooking them
@fakeuber8254
2 жыл бұрын
@@huang111 probably correctly
@abrown903
2 жыл бұрын
hoLY crap he didn't boil it first? WTFFFF i responded to your comment before even watching the video
Watching the hello fresh commercial was so worth it, hearing you roast Mrs. sausage.
@OrdinarySausage
2 жыл бұрын
you would think she would offer to do the dishes
@echomikoart
2 жыл бұрын
@@OrdinarySausage that would only be fair, since you do the cooking. We know she can't cook even an egg from the Mrs Sausage videos
It’s definitely worth giving this one more shot. You have to boil it for half an hour first in order to make it more… edible.
@TheDiamondBladeHD
2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect you here grish
you have to boil it beforehand with onions, lemons, etc. then typically you could season it and grill it afterward. THEN grind it and stuff it to sear it as a sausage
@elitepippopaperino8625
2 жыл бұрын
Of course the guy with the bloodborne profile picture is an octopus connoisseur
@billionsmustfight
2 жыл бұрын
Someone who likes a game that visually is losely based off of Lovecraftian non-human horrors beyond comprehension, who just happens to know how to properly work with octopi
@HYDEinallcaps
2 жыл бұрын
*points* LUMENWOOD KIN LUMENWOOD KIN
@PALACIO254
2 жыл бұрын
@@HYDEinallcaps screeches in cauliflower
@TimeTravelingFetus
2 жыл бұрын
@@billionsmustfight Don't pretend you don't think Cthulhu would make a nice takoyaki
Mr. Sausage: *distressed bathroom noises* "Mrs. Sausage! Call a doctor!" Mrs. Sausage: "I'm busy!" I love this couple's dynamic so much
@HiDDENk00l
2 жыл бұрын
It's scripted but still pretty funny
@BruceAlarie
Жыл бұрын
@@HiDDENk00l nooo
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
10 ай бұрын
Reminds me of @AvE... _HIS_ wife has *_amazing_* zingers and commentary. 🤣 Same filming style, too; all hands, no faces _(granted, we do see Mr. Sausage)._
sorry, whole fish sausage. this has officially taken your throne as most upsetting fish-based episode.
@trillbee9938
2 жыл бұрын
You trans Cool
@proletariatbourgeoisie9929
2 жыл бұрын
Dunno man, whole fish sausage left me simultaneously queasy and aroused
@yungchop6332
2 жыл бұрын
@@proletariatbourgeoisie9929 WHAT???
@ezraf.7759
2 жыл бұрын
@@proletariatbourgeoisie9929 aroused!?
@damarvelousone
2 жыл бұрын
Octopus aren't even remotely close to being fish.
Missed opportunity to sing "Octopuses' Garden" but replacing garden with sausage. I can dream it happened.
Here in Spain, stuff like Octopus pie or octopus croquettes are not unheard of, and japanese Takoyaki is also kind of similar (and delicious). But of course, octopus has to be boiled before
@1stCallipostle
2 жыл бұрын
Takoyaki slaps Octopus croquettes sounds pretty good too
@javihernandez2755
2 жыл бұрын
@@1stCallipostle yeah, both are quite similar, Takoyaki does really slap. The croquettes, in case you don't know, are bechamel-based ones, as is customary in Spain, not the potato ones, which I find worse.
@1stCallipostle
2 жыл бұрын
@@javihernandez2755 Honestly I'd try it either way So it's all good to me
@alergiatv2976
2 жыл бұрын
Es así, cocinar antes, desde que lo ha embutido crudo supe que no saldría bien jaja arriba el pulpo siempre.
@LuHeDoGa
2 жыл бұрын
Nose en que parte de España vives pero almenos en galicia nunca e visto una tarta de pulpo. Aparte recomiendo el pulpo a la gallega.
"I'm allergic to the main ingredient and I added a comical amount of salt." "Oh no! Why is it bad?" Bruh
IM LIVING FOR THE SAD SAUSAGE MONTAGE
@datgaydangernoodle1315
2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@puffybara
2 жыл бұрын
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 GOTH ORDINARY SAUSAGE
Feel like Octopus sausage deserves another chance w/ proper preparation. Boiling it first would result in better grinding + better texture at the end.
"Mrs. Sausage, call a doctor!" "I'm busy." 😹
@Madachu1
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Mrs sausage said two words and still managed to make me laugh, an absolute treasure
If it helps with the trauma, that wasn't the butt, it was the mouth - the mysterious black thing you decided not to eat was its beak.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
2 жыл бұрын
He could have done like 30 seconds of research before carving up a creature he never met before lol
@CypressJoker
2 жыл бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 That's not how we do things in this household's basement!
We need to have an anniversary sausage for you and the missus for whatever day you got married
"Its like chewing on an ear" Well now we know what Mrs. Sausage is into.
I was so scared he was going to forget to remove the beak. Those things are razor sharp
I love how the "i guess?" In the beginning slowly gets more and more uncertain as the sausages absorb his soul 😂
I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopus' sausage, in a bun
Im glad you found the beak before grinding it
Your post credits scenes are getting stronger, marvel better watch out
I haven't felt this way about a sausage since the Bull Sausage.
@azrael_hypo
2 жыл бұрын
honestly, even as the proud owner of two testicles, for me the bull sausage is only third worst, after this sausage and the brain sausage
Shouldve done an homage to James Bond with an Octopussy sausage. On second thought…
@BruceAlarie
Жыл бұрын
tenticley
I was genuinely very very concerned for a moment he was going to grind up the beak
I was so disturbed the whole time watching this. Been a long time since a sausage properly grossed me out
Next up: The whole head of lettuce sausage
After the watching the octopus teacher on Netflix, and seeing how these guys are more intelligent and emotionally awake then most KZreadrs
Dude this guy has some of the best ORIGINAL content on KZread and is one of my absolute favorite youtubers. Honestly an all around good channel, and he seems to be very friendly with his comments section, using fan - drawn art in his outro. Keep it up!
@dankweeder2343
2 жыл бұрын
But dude this sausage looks absolutely disgusting
"I don't know what that is, but I'm not eating it." Good thing, too, because that's the beak lol
I feel like we’re one step closer to the cat food sausage
@herberttheturtle
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god I never thought of that
@lettucememe3390
2 жыл бұрын
@@herberttheturtle IVE BEEN SUGGESTING IT ON ALMOST EVERY VIDEO SINCE LAST YEAR! If enough people hop on the cat food sausage train and comment or at least like the cat food comments the Sausage man is bound to notice
@herberttheturtle
2 жыл бұрын
@@lettucememe3390 I’ll join you, I want to see the cat food sausage too
@lettucememe3390
2 жыл бұрын
@@herberttheturtle FINALLY! THE CAT FOOD SAUSAGE ARMY RISES
@herberttheturtle
2 жыл бұрын
@@lettucememe3390 proud to be a part of it :’ )
Freezing and then eating the spawn of the kraken that lives in your new basement was a mistake, Sausage.
finally the octopus episode has reveled itself during my first round through watching your shows and sir, i am pleased on sooo man ylevels, i'm secretly trying to keep a mind map of the progression of plating, bits and kinda catch phrases cus i'd like to kinda map that for you if you hadn't already done that yourself or had someone do that for you butttttt i digress because i saw the cuddle fish episode and i wana say there has been one other episode that mentioned this one and it certainly was not a let down in any form and actuallly had more than i anticipated
As someone who loves octopus this episode was quite disappointing, but all the most entertaining.
He deserves his own Netflix show
On the one hand I love octopus, on the other hand that grinding process must’ve been a pain.
Was really expecting him to sing "I'd like to be in a sausager's garden in the shade"
Mrs. Sausage's "I'm busy" at the end is like 50 shades of not giving a crap.
I would love to see a sequel where he cooks it properly first, or makes calamari sausage.
@jandastroy
2 жыл бұрын
I think fried calamari might actually be a decent sausage, if done fresh
@verner3600
2 жыл бұрын
His whole channel is just him improperly making sausage from things, there's no "properly" here.
@cg1906
2 жыл бұрын
@@verner3600 thats a common misconception actually! No matter what channel youre watching, the proper ways to cook an octopus remain the same
0:53 that weird black thing was the octopus' beak
MR. SAUSAGE! You almost grinded with the beak!
I was wondering what the origins of the boxolo box art came from, and here is where it all began, not even any box art yet!
How can something like this be so entertaining?
Suggestion: Make a Reindeer sausage, or finnish dish Called Poron Käristys = fried Reindeer, its a minced Reindeer in a brown sauce and potato smash with lingonberry jam Edit: Reindeer meat is really low fat so you may need to add some. and some think beer needs to be added to the sauce
@PhillyCh3zSt3ak
2 жыл бұрын
This sounds delicious.
@NPC1921
2 жыл бұрын
One day, your many repeated prayers will be answered, I know it
@GotInterest
2 жыл бұрын
this DOES sound delicious. I’ve never had reindeer before, besides being lean what does it taste like? I’d imagine it would be similar to venison
Thank you for preparing the Hello Fresh in the middle as a pallette cleanser before the Will It Blow. I was about to visit my dinner again at the grinding phase.
so this is what it takes to gross out mr sausage after making sausage of literal dirt, beef testicles, brains, hearts, and crickets.
"That's a cup of awful, that's what that is" Mr. Sausage - 2021
This is the age. The saus age
That reaction when the first bit of octopus comes out the grinder … priceless
Missed opportunity for a sausage song: "I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopuses sausage in the shade"
Somewhere I can get this as streetfood i just need to know where
Wait... doesn't "de-thawing" just mean freezing?
@TheRedPowerRanger
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
There’s gonna be fan fiction about this.
@GADZOOKS195
2 жыл бұрын
It's the best of both worlds
me seeing him try to grind it whole: oh please tell me he took the beak out me seeing him cut it bc it wouldn't fit and taking out the beak: oh thank goodness
Octopus is actually delicious
Seeing this, I am now feeling a sudden desire to see an oyster sausage
@GotInterest
2 жыл бұрын
oh the texture on that… Actually I’d take it a step up and say, let’s see his bouillabaisse sausage
@BruceAlarie
Жыл бұрын
he done did dat
I'm more pissed off that you didn't sing octopus's garden, than I am revolted by this. But only slightly.
0:52, that's it's beak. They use it like a mouth and also to inject venom.
How did you not sing “I wanna be, underneath the sea, in an octopus’ sausage in the shade” Mr. Sausage, do you need help with song choices?
“This is the worst sausage yet.” Did he forget about the “intimate parts of the bull” sausage? Also when you gonna make the cat food sausage? Feed your damn cats Mr. Sausage! Feed. Your. Cats
@comradedude5824
2 жыл бұрын
*STOP FEEDING THE CATS!* *NO!*
@goodguykonrad3701
2 жыл бұрын
I want to know when he's making the cat sausage
@bellacose3837
2 жыл бұрын
Somehow this was worse than the dirt sausage
@goodguykonrad3701
2 жыл бұрын
@@bellacose3837 I'm saying we need a sand sausage, you with me?
I can't believe an octopus died for this
The best ordinary sausage videos are the ones where you physically have to look away
"It's like chewing on an ear!" Kinda like the sausage casing sausage, isn’t it?
Watching that poor octopus go through the grinder like that made me gag. Good job, Sausage Man.
It says something about the way you do the ads that I never think of jumping past them ever.
Do over! Do over! Cook the octopus right!
Hello Fresh has helped improve your cooking skills I see!! Soon you will be a top chef, sausaging anything that could be sausaged!!
Mr. Sausage, I never comment on these videos because usually I'm satisfied just watching and leaving a like, but I gotta say you did yourself and every octopus lover dirty this episode, before grinding or grilling the octopus you've gotta boil it for like a good 45 minutes first. Now listen, I hate octopus, even the most exquisitely cooked ones, but I feel like you gotta give it a proper shot at least. Maybe do a take 2 and do the takoyaki sausage instead, Idk.
And that was the last time we heard from Ordinary Sausage.
Ordinary Sausage for a moment become Emo Sausage
This might be the most ordinary sausage you've made
Octopus needs to be "Scared off"... That is, dunnking it into boiling water (i think) 3 times, and then you can cook it. Otherwise, it is chewy as hell
That could have been a perfect opportunity to sing Ringo Star's "Octopus Garden" tbh
@LVVMCMLV
2 жыл бұрын
I knew I couldn't be the only one with that song running through my head...
I feel like we need a redo where you boiled the octopus for like 35-40 minutes.
we need a redo where the octopus gets cooked first
I wonder if boiling the sausage before grilling it would have improved the final result
I've had octopus, and never been repelled by a mr sausage video. But... one minute in and i cant go on. I will be back when i dont feel like gagging.
The things you do for us. Bless you sir.
We need a redo. This could've been an interesting sausage with the right preparation
It depends on the preparation of the octopus so that along with the fact that it was frozen probably affected the taste.
@itsaUSBline
2 жыл бұрын
Like he said, he added too much salt, and it seemed to be the chewy texture that was offputting as well. Boiling it beforehand would definitely have helped I think.
i like how he's so embarrassed about his kitchen that he records in his haunted basement lol
This sausage was the most painful one to see made. Thank you very much for the content, Mr. Sausage.
This deserves a crossover remake episode with Bimbish to make this into a decent sausage. This had so much potential to be good; at least a 3 out of 5.
Octopus lives in the ocean. Sonic Ocean water is blue. Make the BLUE KOOL-AID POWDER SAUSAGE pls
Every holliday sausage: An egg from easter chocolate for valentines a bit of clover for st. patricks pumpkin for halloween cranberry sauce for thanksgiving goose for christmas (Alternatively/Additionally something Hanuka related) and finally some sprinkles as new years fireworks
This might be the first time I've actually dreaded seeing "Will It Blow?," I'm impressed
IT would have been better to braise the octopus for a few hours and then grind it and turn that into the sausage
When I saw that tentacle moving through stuffer it made me feel some kinda way. And not a good kinda way. Truly horrifying. Thank you.
"chewiest thing I've ever eaten" It seems Mr Sausage has blotted the Sausage Casing Sausage from his memory, because he also said that was like chewing on an ear
"I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopus's sausage, in the shade"
The whole thing suffered way too much than it should
I can't stop watching this channel lol. Well done.!!
Am I the only one who felt a huge wave of relief wash over them after he stopped trying to grind the octopus whole? Just imagining the beak going in there had me screaming
condiment sausage. literally all the condiments mr sausage has in his fridge