When Jar Jar appeared at the final credits scene and said, "it's Jarbin time" - I screamed in joy. The show was truly the most ever

@chucksenhowzen9740

2 жыл бұрын

GO GO JAR JAR BINKSERS!!!!

@Moray2023

2 жыл бұрын

"Meesa Jarbin Morbie"

@Impulset0

2 жыл бұрын

You sum up every positive comment on any obi wan video on KZread. Lol

@danm6370

2 жыл бұрын

It's Jarbin time.

@toddpacker1015

2 жыл бұрын

Kenobin Time!

I love that Reva “honored” the dead Jedi by not murdering an innocent kid. This was of course, after years of murdering Jedi.

@NathanCassidy721

2 жыл бұрын

The imperial changing sides was stupid when Star Battlefront 2 EA did it with Inferno Squadron and it’s still stupid with Reva. And considering the characters that did the heel change were both women and POCs, it just proves that they learned NOTHING.

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂💯💯💯

@evanmaley6666

2 жыл бұрын

It's fucking wandavision all over again

@callmeej8399

2 жыл бұрын

Aw yes good ol morality

@drrickmarshall1191

2 жыл бұрын

Reva: has basement full of dead younglings. Reva: "Did I become him?" Yes! Yes you did! In fact, you're worse, Vader didn't keep the corpses of the children he killed as trophies.

Lets not forget reva's decade long plan for revenge against Vadar was to simply sneek up behind him, take a swing, and hope for the best!

@truthskr7127

Жыл бұрын

Reva:

@user-kx1mb9qq4z

Жыл бұрын

Yup, sneak up on the precog space wizard with decades more experience and training than you. As Tony Stark said to Loki "Not a great plan".

@Calvinosaur

11 ай бұрын

Does it count as sneaking up if you scream while you're doing it? Seriously, that scream.

@ceili

11 ай бұрын

@@Calvinosaur Your right. It's not really sneaking up then.

@RONALDDELPER

8 ай бұрын

What do you expect from a monkey with no impulse control ??

The thing that drove me crazy was Vader didn’t kill Reva when she failed him. Vaders killed for less in the past but nope the plot needs her. Making that part a waste of time.

@reek4062

Жыл бұрын

''weehhh, weehhh, why didn't the white male kill the black woman?''

@bruuuuuuuuhhhh

Жыл бұрын

THE MESSAGE

@junniorcruz9881

Жыл бұрын

For real even in another Disney film like rougue one he kills a whole military base full of high ranking officers, precious data, and countless soldiers. Definitely costing alot for the empire in so many ways like money, time, and resources because they failed to stop a group of nobody rebels but won't kill reva when she specifically failed an order from lord Vader and jeopardized such an important task for him, kenobi. Let's not forget Vader hates arrogance on so many levels and even more when u fail bc of it which is exactly what led reva to failure. Would have loved to see her get chocked, decapitated like Duku, or even better slain like the younglings

@reinaldomanuel8488

Жыл бұрын

@@bruuuuuuuuhhhh 😂😂😂

@thatoneguy4209

Жыл бұрын

Their gonna give her a show is why 🤮

this series made me think of a great quote of Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park : "You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves. So you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could. And before you even knew what you had you patterned it, and packaged it, slapped it on a plastic lunchbox and now you're selling it." "So preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should."

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

💯👍

@Favk21

2 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@Foebane72

2 жыл бұрын

Patented it

@JohnSmith-oj4jp

2 жыл бұрын

Wow so profound

@Mike_Dubayou

2 жыл бұрын

bro just say you say someone else comment this and you thought it was relevant. Theres no shame in that.

Having Obi Wan and Darth Vader in the same show, and still producing shit is actually impressive.

@danpollo4208

Жыл бұрын

Lmao so true!

@deathstrike

Жыл бұрын

Yes but it deserved so much more attention!! Look I don't think anyone here has anything against the Reva character. But it was a missed opportunity to introduce a new character, and never gave the audience a chance to see what could be written with TWO of the most revered characters in the SW Universe. We are taking Anakin and his master THE Obi Wan Kenobi. A character so tragic and full of pain and loss, that if anything Kenobi deserved his revenge against Vader. All the pain and loss Vader has inflicted, all the suffering he caused Kenobi. I could have seen Reva even become an apprentice to Kenobi like Starkiller was to Vader. No, Anakin and Kenobi deserved better writing with the care that these legendary characters deserve.

@reek4062

Жыл бұрын

prequels did it!

@jc135276

Жыл бұрын

Most impressive

@bjakeijzer

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, not really. Anyone can put beloved characters in anything of Star Wars and get a clap. But having those beloved characters in it doesn't mean that the thing itself is good. Unpopulair opinion: I didn't like the season 2 finale of the Mandalorion for this reason.

Calling reva good for almost killing someone is the same as calling a serial killer good because he let one person live.

@finnsimpson5253

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t this the same series where you guys call Anakin a good guy

@josephsnyder8109

Жыл бұрын

@@finnsimpson5253 whoosh

@finnsimpson5253

Жыл бұрын

@@josephsnyder8109 no… it’s not?

@BlankBlonk

Жыл бұрын

@@finnsimpson5253 I don't think anyone considers him a good person, but he is one of the good guys given the side he's fighting for

@finnsimpson5253

Жыл бұрын

@@BlankBlonk people do consider him a good person, that’s the whole point

You guys remember when light sabers were dangerous weapons? I feel like no one has died in a lightsaber duel or from a lightsaber in forever.

@pattonramming1988

Жыл бұрын

Jedi Fallen Order but that feels like an outsourced project with the shit quality of Disney Lucasfilm

@ordinary_deepfake

Жыл бұрын

Darth maul

@ordinary_deepfake

Жыл бұрын

Qi gong

@alexanderzack3720

Жыл бұрын

han solo was killed by stabbing, and snoke was killed by a lightsaber

@Darthligma

Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderzack3720 he is talking about competent men who can fight

I can't wait for the "Yoda" series to watch the origin of how Yoda became who he is, to find out on the 2nd episode that it was actually a female YOC (Yoda of Color) who was the real master, and Yoda just stole her title because he's a toxic white male Yoda. And it'll be the YOC show until the last episode even though the name of the show will be "Yoda". So in the end we won't find out anything new about Yoda, but a lot of things about YOC, and that's all that matters. Watching the origin atory of a character we didn't know about.

@averageconsumer0

2 жыл бұрын

omg yoda of color, that nearly killed me

@terrified057t4

2 жыл бұрын

Shit, don't give Disney any ideas. Remember, Yaddle exists and I think it best they don't realize that.

@davidharrison7014

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes! We're taking about Yodiesha, (or is it Yodiqua) who was Yoda's TRUE master!

@jtaylor9562

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidharrison7014 Yoda....with braids.

@nickrd182

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

Another one of Leia's unrealistic qualities: super speed. The fact she consistently outruns full grown ass men was beyond me.

@jaredt5127

2 жыл бұрын

mooler - "look at 'er go"

@darthtripedacus1

2 жыл бұрын

She uses the same goofy run the flash has.

@crazyralph6386

2 жыл бұрын

Force Baby Legs 😂

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

That whole scene was soooo terrible

@SamuelCatsy

2 жыл бұрын

She actually doesn't have super speed, she's subconsciously using the force to make everyone else around her slower because she's just that awesome and powerful. Don't pay attention to the OT where her powers go dormant until she gets telepathy in ESB.

I find it amazing how Reva walks off a lightsaber stab compared to how darth Maul only survived due to his rage and anger against Obi Wan. 10/10 writing

@TheTGOAC

Жыл бұрын

Wait, Maul came back???

@bryce____1114

Жыл бұрын

@@TheTGOAC did u not watch cw, rebels, or solo?

@Luna-xr3dk

Жыл бұрын

10/10 writing

@Luna-xr3dk

Жыл бұрын

@@internetcomments950 apparently black females are invincible...

@nickthepick8043

Жыл бұрын

Worst decision Clone Wars ever made. Now Filoni started a trend where breaking the rules is okay.

The thing is Vader doesn’t think, he kills without question. It just shocks me how he heard Reva out.

@transformers_quotes5738

Жыл бұрын

“For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.”Ephesians 2:8-9“for ‘everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.’” Romans 10:13

@Ihavehadmanynames7779

Жыл бұрын

I think everyone knows exactly why that is but is to afraid of saying it

@GigaChadh976

11 ай бұрын

That’s not true. Vader was always a very cunning villain

@MrDanielvass

11 ай бұрын

He knew who/what she was all along. He was just stringing her along for his own goal of getting to Obi Wan

@mishynaofficial

8 ай бұрын

No. He always had his salty comments with him.

Imagine plastering Hayden Christenson all over the marketing yet giving him barely 5% of the screen time Reva did. It’s like they knew no one would care for Reva, so they didn’t market her at all even though she gets almost as much time as the title character.

@reek4062

2 жыл бұрын

Reva was fine

@niggasinanutshell6590

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qaKBzMSTg9erlZs.html It’s finally here

@whenpigsfly8178

2 жыл бұрын

@@reek4062 Reva was a bait and switch like op suggested.

@DMDvideo10

2 жыл бұрын

Disney Woke just doesn't get it... Their attempt to appeal to the smallest of audiences will be their undoing...

@SteroidWalnut

2 жыл бұрын

Cope

Reva's arc was like high school fan fiction quality writing

@tommychantzis6296

2 жыл бұрын

No , more like kindergarden levels of fanfiction.

@shawnm1902

2 жыл бұрын

@@tommychantzis6296 if a kindergarten child writes anything to the degree of abuse put forward in this show, CPS needs to be involved immediately.

@robland6804

2 жыл бұрын

She's a terrible actor, whoever she is. Really cringe.

@philmacropulos6875

2 жыл бұрын

That's insulting to high schoolers

@NathanCassidy721

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not even her character arc as the show runners literally stole it from the Inferno Squadron campaign from Star Wars Battlefront 2 (EA Edition). They took all the bullet points of that campaign from the POC female main character, her story being involved with Princess Leia and her realizing that the Empire is evil thanks to actions SHE participated in. The only thing missing was a simp that served as her love interest.

Go and listen to Leia's message to Obi-Wan via R2 in the original Star Wars. It's implied from her verbiage that she's never met Obi-Wan before and only knows of him via her father, Bail Organa. Certainly no mention of this crazy adventure they went on in what would have been about 8 years earlier.

@Samuel0043

Жыл бұрын

Well a few things. Strictly within the story, her hologram scene in SW was ambiguous and unclear in that respect. It was a message for help fighting against the empire not a trip down memory lane. "Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. After that, you also saved me from kidnappers. Now he begs you.... yada yada". A lack of discussion doesnt mean something didnt happen. Introduce me to your spouse, but without telling me that he or she is in fact your second. Does that imply that you are in your first marriage? Especially these days?

@spartansquid5931

Жыл бұрын

@@Samuel0043 It was heavily indicated from the way she speaks and the words she says that they'd never met, it's not a problem with omission, but with everything she says making no sense with this show in mind.

@xminusone1

Жыл бұрын

​@@spartansquid5931 Yeah it's true. I've also thought about it. She would have says "you helped me when I was a kid" or something along those lines instead.

Kinda makes sense now how Owen and Beru died. They could have just let the Stormtroopers search the house, find nothing, and leave. Instead Beru tried to shank an officer on the door step so the whole unit went zero to a hundred Mai Lai on them.

@colin5577

Жыл бұрын

Awesome. Makes total sense now.

@illatek

Жыл бұрын

Man said Mai lai whoa Nelly 😂

@azchris1979

Жыл бұрын

Wow mai lai. I salute ur knowledge, sense of humor, and dedication to references only 5% of people will get.

@twiggypie2314

Жыл бұрын

You're assuming "Troopers" is canon?

@fasillimerick7394

7 ай бұрын

@azchris1979 I believe that's called the "Dennis Miller Ratio".

You've got to give Disney credit for making one piece of shit after another without even stopping to take a breath.

@acoustify6823

Жыл бұрын

I feel like the only reason I keep Disney plus is The Orville, once this season is done I think I’m canceling it, disneys marvel and Star Wars is pure crap

@matterking1

Жыл бұрын

Circular breathing

@reek4062

Жыл бұрын

kenobi is better than the prequels

@hatman4818

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, this is why I pirate. Why pay for streaming for one good movie/show when that money funds a dozen trash movies and shows.

@Fukemaru

Жыл бұрын

I'll hold my breath next time I take a dump then I'm just like Disney! xD

"This isn't about the boy and you know it!" -the last ten years of Star Wars in nine words

@waynemcleod6767

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@benhaney9629

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Didn’t notice that... lol

@allent1152

2 жыл бұрын

He destroys the death star twice, turns vader to the light side and destroys the empire but somehow he's not important.

@drewt1717

2 жыл бұрын

It's about GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS! 😅

@derekwalter4238

2 жыл бұрын

"The force is female" Fuck off, Kathleen Kennedy..

The funniest part is, there was a hilariously easy way to naturally incorporate Reva's ark into the story that is much more satisfying and sells the "badass woman" quota better. She survives by tapping into the dark side and joins the inquisitorius to harness more power and kill vader. In her carrier and scenes we see of her she is vicious and cruel to the "evil" targets she encounters - thugs, slavers, bandits etc. However, she either pretends to be aggressive to the regular folk or outright doesn't care/helps them whenever her colleagues don't see her. That way we would see a compelling character, someone who tries to hold onto her good values while using dark powers as she doesn't believe the light side was enough - after all, she saw Jefi fail to stop the Sith, clearly they were weak and using rage and hatred is the only way to go. This will also set in her inevitable failure as the dark side will not help her, adding a degree of tragedy. Hell, explore her abandoning jedi philosophies in a flashback or in a monologue/scenes with other characters. Further, make her lack of brutality or cruelty towards innocent people a point of conflict between her and inqusitors to further show she isn't one of them. Reversing the scene on tattooine would be easiest, where it is 5th brother that brutalizes the populace and Reva is the one shocked and enraged by it. Add in some sort of "you are bullies, I am a warrior" argument along the way and show how she pushes herself to the limit by fighting high-power crime lords and more, and there you'll have it, a strong powerful woman character who wants to kill Vader and uses dark side to achieve yet is a very sympathetic and a tragic character you absolutely will root for. As for why she needs Kenobi, it would be quite simple - she knows Vader is very strong and who better tell her about his weaknesses than his teacher? That would also add in why she tries to eliminate other inquisitors from the search and even attacks the grand inquisitor (shit, make a fight scene between the two where the previous quite of warrior vs bully goes in and have Reva prevail by power and tactics, to give us and her the illusion she does stand a chance against Vader. Better yet, make her of a very low rank in the inquisitorius as she doesn't want everyone to see how good she is, and have GI be genuinely shocked and unprepared to fight her even!). Why did it take me 15 minutes to brainstorm this and the top quality writers at Disney ended up making a worse script?

@chrisb9639

Жыл бұрын

That would've been much more compelling than what we got.

@BandAid350z

Жыл бұрын

It’s because you care about writing a compelling character. You want to hear a story, not have one forced on you.

@patrik3450

Жыл бұрын

Why even bother anymore. Let it burn

@sharkyprodiver4904

Жыл бұрын

@@BandAid350z ... not going to argue much there. But I am also going to be an optimist here and say people care about stories the write, just have different visions. The alternative is just way too sad

@BandAid350z

Жыл бұрын

@@sharkyprodiver4904 it is sad, because they are sad miserable people. As the old saying goes “misery loves company.”

When I was a kid I saw three Star Wars films. They had their flaws, but there was a lot that was great about them, and they had a great impact upon me. I often yearned for more Star Wars films or TV shows, but nobody ever made anything like them ever again...

@spartansquid5931

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, some of the games and books are legit as close as it gets

@robo2490

Жыл бұрын

@@spartansquid5931 Yeah, Jedi Knight II was great. Lots of the books. I liked the X-wing series as I enjoyed the space warfare aspect to it. The authors were good too.

@ThanksHermione

Жыл бұрын

I suggest watching all 7 seasons of Clone Wars and The Mandalorian.

@horribleIRUKANDJI

Жыл бұрын

True. I remember waiting for episodes 2 and 3 -- I could only dream about getting new movies and shows apart from the ot and pt. Actually imagined the Obi Wan standalone movie -- in my mind it looked like a slow-paced and beautiful Kurosawa-like picture that would dive into Jedi philosophy and nature of the force. Young me would have been very upset if he knew what the Kenobi series would actually end up looking like. The grown up me just doesn't care anymore.

@frankrizzo7746

Жыл бұрын

I agree. The original trilogy is all that exists in my head.

At this point I am convinced that Qui-Gon wasn't killed by Darth Maul's lightsaber. He just got sleepy but then they burned his body, which is what really killed him.

@azuldraconic5141

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my

@RealTanku

2 жыл бұрын

Maul's lightsaber was made in 1999, pre-Disney regulations. Therefore, any slice or stab was deadly. And after one incident with many children in some temple somewhere getting severly hurt with one of those models of lightsaber, they replaced all of them with SafeSabers(tm). Now they don't have nearly the required power to hurt anybody!

@texasbeast239

2 жыл бұрын

Bored to death from a dearth of Midochlorians.

@ryumple

2 жыл бұрын

@@RealTanku What about Anakin's lightsaber with kid Reva?

@Jeremy-yp8eh

2 жыл бұрын

Tangential, but goddamn are those spambot comments annoying af

When Reva chose not to slaughter a little boy, because that's how thin the morality line is apparently, I'm surprised Obi-Wan didn't tell her "they'll never know what you sacrificed for them"

@GreyDeathVaccine

2 жыл бұрын

Please no :D

@3NewDay

2 жыл бұрын

That line makes me cringe so much.

@ElJefeRules

2 жыл бұрын

She was a true patriot.

@Sentinel82

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 👍🏻

@AndrewThoesen

2 жыл бұрын

It's becoming a serious problem in Disney IP

The biggest slap in the face is that ten years from now, when a new row of writers and directors will arrive at Disney and finally decide to take things seriously, none of the legacy actors will be alive or willing to return. Heck, i just remember, "the dead speak" now...

@TitusAzzurro

Жыл бұрын

to be fair it would be nice to put the mummies to rest and have fresh stories with fresh actors. The skywalker saga is dead.

@Bosch_Bosch

Жыл бұрын

@@TitusAzzurro who cares

@EpicJoshua314

10 ай бұрын

Amazing. Every word of what you just said… was wrong.

The only reasons this show wasnt completely bad is that you could feel that Ewan and Hayden really put everything into it and had fun beeing back, also the badass vader scene where he destroys the ship (and hello there)

@mishynaofficial

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, it had emotional and awesome parts in it among the cringe & nonsensical stuff..

@shawerful5209

4 ай бұрын

Darth vader its the only thing that they always do right. Anakin on the other hand

@rangers94ism

17 күн бұрын

​​​@@shawerful5209they always got Anakin right as well.

I love having my general sense of frustration and disappointment with modern movies broken down and explained to me, it's therapeutic

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@DrZionth

2 жыл бұрын

This video is therapeutically insane.

@thehammer4607

2 жыл бұрын

True, it’s nice to know other people feel the same about this sad sack of Disney shit

@cjjuszczak

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, i love listening to shit like this getting ripped a new one, it's a nice blend of catharsis and schadenfreude :)

@archstanton9073

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrZionth Kind of like being a Browns fan.

Still can’t believe an entire studio of people agreed to hide Leia under Obi-Wan’s cloak for no one to notice… They’re kicking a dead horse at this point

@alitlweird

2 жыл бұрын

they’re the ones that killed the horse.

@zzBaBzz

2 жыл бұрын

also somehow the alarms weren't ringing like fucking mad

@deuceb1069

Жыл бұрын

@Lungho not a bad idea 😂

@bobdobbs69

Жыл бұрын

This is *exactly* they type of stuff that we feared back when we first saw Phantom Menace in the theaters. We have *suffered* a long ride by now. Personally, I expected absolutely *nothing* of interest from this episode. They are squeezing a piss drunk turnip after its already pissed itself.

@reek4062

Жыл бұрын

It's been a dead horse since 2002. I love the trenchcoat scene

I like how Reva survived impaling. Heck. They should’ve just named the show after her. She was the real focus.

@Maxir-qu8qr

11 ай бұрын

All for “THE MESSAGE”

@rangers94ism

17 күн бұрын

​@Maxir-qu8qr she was a weak character. Sorry if having black people in Star Wars offends you.

did they forget that kenobi was a brilliant tactician and combatant in the clone wars?

@thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752

Жыл бұрын

Or that he was a FREAKING General? They must’ve thought baby Leia had that title

@xminusone1

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he wasn't "diverse" enough to be competent in 2022.

@RideAcrossTheRiver

Жыл бұрын

@@xminusone1 Competence, ability, experience, and intelligence are considered mental illnesses today

It's quite astounding how Disney starved a golden goose depriving it of oxygen. Kenobi should've been a masterful home run, with adding multiple layers of depth to Obi-Wan's character. Reva took most of the spotlight away from Kenobi she didn't have any gravitas, whilst lacking any menacing presence being poorly written

@PavewayJDAM

2 жыл бұрын

Get woke, go broke.

@masterdeetectiv9520

2 жыл бұрын

they announced a kenobi movie a long time back. instead they turned it into a show and instead of writing it from the ground up they seemed to have stretched out the movie this honestly wouldve been a great oppurtunity to have a star wars movie in the cinemas after to pandemic but they seem to have invested fully into mass producing shows

@Miuranger1

2 жыл бұрын

too busy pushing their political ideas

@thegrimharvest

2 жыл бұрын

They didn't starve the golden goose. They just shackled it into as small and cheap a cage as could be found, force fed it nothing but it's own waste, and electrocuted it every couple hours to "encourage" the production of more golden eggs. It's not their fault the goose stopped laying golden eggs. It's the fandom's toxic isms that cause them not to appreciate fecal matter. Look, the Mouse of Sauron went to all the trouble of slapping the "name brand" sticker on the box of fertilizer, what more do you want? What more could you ask for? Isn't it enough that they still call it the thing it used to be ? Close enough just isn't close enough for some people, I guess.

@ryanbarker5217

2 жыл бұрын

we don't need multiple levels to kenobi's character. literally the only thing this show could have done of any significance was if he sired a child. the rest is absolutely and utterly pointless. the truth of it is these awful writers can't be trusted to take over where the sequels left off... as if anyone really cared about that to begin with.

Reva's arc was like if a cop went undercover and became the most evil/sadistic member of the gang only to then reveal to the cops that he was undercover and tried to convince everyone he's totally not corrupt or immoral in any way.

@lolstalgic9602

2 жыл бұрын

So basically Hux, but woke

@TimStamper89

2 жыл бұрын

So I.D. basically

@fst-timer7107

2 жыл бұрын

@@TimStamper89 great film! "We are Shadwell"

@cameronvanhoegarden9866

2 жыл бұрын

"Remember, no Russian"

@berrieds

2 жыл бұрын

'Mother Night' by Kurt Vonnegut, except the protagonist/antihero of the story is not satisfied that he is in any way absolved because of his undercover intentions. A much more thoughtful take.

I genuinely think that the main reason this show didn't work that well was that it simply didn't need to be made. Revenge of the Sith, as flawed as it is, ends perfectly as it sets the plot for A New Hope and without this show existing makes no difference to the overall canon. If anything it makes the duel between Obi Wan and Darth Vader in A New Hope less significant as they did it 10 years prior then 10 years before that duel Revenge of the Sith happens.

@reek4062

Жыл бұрын

Revenge of the virgins perfectly ties into A New Hope, even though they're 19 years apart.

@mishynaofficial

8 ай бұрын

The prequels didn't need to be made, too. If anything they damaged the SW lore, but oh well.

@Diavolowillbeking

8 ай бұрын

@@mishynaofficial ye prequels r shit

@Mike_Webb78

9 күн бұрын

@@mishynaofficialExactly!

Even without the highly likely chance that the Empire would send a hundred storm troopers to the moisture farm, the idea of two mere farmers trying to face down against a single dark jedi/Sith should have been absolutely terrifying to Luke's aunt and uncle. It would be like finding out that a heavily decorated Seal Team Six member , wielding the best weaponry on the planet were coming to kill your nephew. Except this navy seal also has actual super powers . Aunt Beru thinking that standing their ground wasn't brave . It was suicidally stupid. They should have had a 0.0 % chance of surviving the encounter.

I remember in the original star wars Obiwan hides Chewbacca, R2, 3-PO, Han, and Luke all in his robe when the land on the Death Star. Loved that callback

@rgerber

Жыл бұрын

Chewbacca is only about twice as big as Obi Wan ha

@zachconant7031

Жыл бұрын

@@rgerber he identifies as an Ewok you transphobe

@RuddsReels

Жыл бұрын

+Flabby lol! For a second there I thought you were serious! Totally had me then! Nice one!

@parapendejadas4913

Жыл бұрын

Hahaja...Lol, best comment

@bluesrocker91

Жыл бұрын

Han peaks out from under Obi-Wan's ballsack... "No reward is worth this."

Know what would’ve been cool? Besides 100 different additional edits and ideas, I think it would’ve been powerful to see Darth Vader walk through the fire slowly, unscathed and menacing musical ensemble included. Think about it: it would be a moment for him to show to Obi Wan that he cannot hurt him the same way as before…where at one point his failure made him weak now makes him strong. Plus, a Vader walking through the fire would make for a kickass Windows screen saver

@Wolffman109

Жыл бұрын

Well, there's always Photoshop.

@thegreenthunder5416

Жыл бұрын

@@Wolffman109 It would be cooler to see in action tho

@Wolffman109

Жыл бұрын

@@thegreenthunder5416 These days, you gotta take what you can get with Disney. Thank God for the fandom.

@thegreenthunder5416

Жыл бұрын

@@Wolffman109 what you think of Andor?

@Wolffman109

Жыл бұрын

@@thegreenthunder5416 Never watched it. And honestly, I have no intention to. Everybody's raving about it, but I was just bored by Rogue One, and I'm just gonna stick with George Lucas's films for now.

One thing no one ever really mentions is how Reva is blocking shots from a T-47. Those shots Hit way too hard for a simple lightsaber deflect. It's why you never things like Obi blocking shots from Slave1's cannons.

The fact that the show’s original script was supposed to be take place entirely on Tatooine and have nothing to do with Vader or the inquisitors shows that the show wasn’t made because Disney had a story to tell. It was made because Disney just wanted a show with Obi-Wan’s name slapped on it to make money.

@RedLaneArts

2 жыл бұрын

Those poor Writers aren't getting their Freedom that's the Problem.

@ninvusoogoar6098

2 жыл бұрын

@@RedLaneArts explain?

@Carabas72

2 жыл бұрын

Thank the gods they threw out that script and redid it from scratch. I am so done with stories set on Tatooine.

@hehhehheh4588

2 жыл бұрын

The one show that should take place on Tatooine didn't while every other Star Wars film/series/comic book/video game/breakfast cereal can't wait to get to this backwater Outer Rim planet.

@spacemann1425

2 жыл бұрын

Who do y'all think is gonna be the next Bond?

“You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Disney wokeness, not join them!”- Obi Drinker Kenobi (so for any of ya'll wondering in the comments, what I mean by "disney wokeness" is (a) their expectation for is to enjoy Reva as a character when they've given her the same "its not her fault" treatment as Rey, (b) the constant depiction of Obi-Wan getting his ass saved by some "Strong female character" as other commentors in the thread such as Jonzi have stated, and drinker has listed as well.

@niggasinanutshell6590

2 жыл бұрын

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@niggasinanutshell6590

2 жыл бұрын

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@niggasinanutshell6590

2 жыл бұрын

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@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234

2 жыл бұрын

WHY ARE THEY SO MANY BOTS?!?

@ghosthunter7258

2 жыл бұрын

@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 bc KZread is shit just like our world

Once the little girl started running and they tried to make a chase scene out of it, at that moment I knew what I was watching.

The closest I'll ever come to watching another Star Wars sh!t-show, is these ridiculously accurate & entertaining Drinker reviews.

@donovanm3576

Жыл бұрын

Bad timing but bad batch is still pretty solid and andor is some of the best tv writing I’ve scene. Especially for Disney Star Wars

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

11 ай бұрын

Andor is quite ok. Not perfect, but much, much better

@fobbitoperator3620

11 ай бұрын

@@BoraHorzaGobuchul I have been hearing this from many who've watched it. I do believe Kathleen Kennedy has had nothing to do it it, in any fashion...

@EpicJoshua314

10 ай бұрын

Amazing. Every word of what you just said… was wrong.

@fobbitoperator3620

10 ай бұрын

@@EpicJoshua314 Please elaborate...

When one of the directors said in an interview they hadnt seen the original films, that's all you needed to know how it would go.

@archstanton9073

2 жыл бұрын

Weren't they all directed by Deborah Chow?

@freidenker2749

2 жыл бұрын

@@archstanton9073 Might refer to Joby Harold who was a writer for the show - he obviously didn´t watch ROTS before and actually had to be told that Obi-Wan was aware of Anakin and Darth Vader being the same person

@anonman8661

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjamindavis4974 refilming what?

@lukewalken1316

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjamindavis4974 God I hope so

@Zontar82

2 жыл бұрын

same as as star trek writers nowdays, admited that they never saw voyager yet they pretend to know more about a character than what we know

When you said "Reva Teleports in" Had me in stitches, because one of the biggest complaints I have with some of my friends that liked Kenobi is that characters just teleport to be where ever the director needs them to at any point. 'Oh Vader needs to appear in front of Obi-Wan despite being behind him while Obi-Wan runs? No explanation. Reva appears in front of Leia by going down the same tunnel minutes behind her, but appears at the end? No explanation. How can the directing be this bad?

@stpablo5299

2 жыл бұрын

this show was nonsensical to the worst degree

@Mark_Knight

2 жыл бұрын

Yes Qweens. The point of Obi Wan was to empower Black Qweens.... I do not watch, just watch reviews to laugh.

@nothajzl

2 жыл бұрын

The director was a woman (?) 🫡

@ffs6158

2 жыл бұрын

Black girl magic.

@chongli3007

2 жыл бұрын

Why do you even watch the show at all when you know it’s going to be garbage? You’re actually paying. It’s kind of pathetic actually. Just come to the drinkers channel and let him rip on it cause you know it’s gonna be bad anyway. Give up your addiction

Kenobe was the final straw for me and I cancelled my Disney Plus.

The trouble is, they have at this point lost touch with the look, the feel and the spirit of what Star Wars is made of. They also had the problem of the cartoon Kenobi linking the prequels to A New Hope in a very convincing and sensitive to the character way.

@the_proffit76

Жыл бұрын

Finally got around to watching Rebels and how Obi-Wan was portrayed is exactly how he should have been.

@rockgod6180

Жыл бұрын

Star Wars' goodwill for me ended after the Clone Wars finale

Napoleon said it best: When small men attempt great enterprises, they always end by reducing them to the level of their mediocrity. My prediction is that Disney will soon begin to showcase their writers as "marginalized people," so people are not allowed to criticize them for their mediocre efforts without being istaphobic.

@reek4062

2 жыл бұрын

You're just angry your fan theories weren't met

@BigMeachRants

2 жыл бұрын

@@reek4062 hi disney shill

@averyhepburn8092

2 жыл бұрын

@@reek4062 I think he's "angry" because they keep trying to add shit into star wars that clearly didn't need to be there. Why is this story even necessary? There is literally no stakes because we know the outcome already. At least with rogue one we got to see how fucking hard it was to get that message to obi wan. This is just stupid because it adds nothing to the story and forced a character in that has no effect on the story.

@ayoo9789

2 жыл бұрын

Enhhhh....Bad writing is still bad writing no matter what

@fantomforces

2 жыл бұрын

You're too kind. They wish their writing was good enough to be considered mediocre.

It's not about money, it's about sending "the message"

@zmajodnocaja5088

2 жыл бұрын

that's antisemitic!

@elsarabrook4273

Жыл бұрын

It's about using the message as an excuse to make money without creating a new and original idea. I swear I'll watch online Star Wars fanfic instead of watching another Disney Star Wars, and I will enjoy it a lot more.

@carterskindle7086

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

@HolyCanoley

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, it's not...it's just a cash grab...using our sense of childhood nostalgia against us. Do you genuinely think that Disney is purposefully forgoing profits, in order to promote some sort of political propaganda?

@kub3n334

Жыл бұрын

@@HolyCanoley No i get what you mean and you're right, I've just been waiting to use that line

“Fuck off, George. It’s your fault this is happening in the first place.” Absolutely!!

@neotoad456

Жыл бұрын

How? What did he mean by this? Like bringing star wars into existence? or selling the property?

@ayushlawrence281

11 ай бұрын

​@@neotoad456selling his property.. That was the most foolish thing ever

Beru being all girlboss sassy makes it all the funnier that she ends up a burnt carcass.

It's striking how much less bad the last episode would have been if they'd just let Reva die after being impaled by Vader. I can sort of buy that Kenobi still wouldn't be able to kill Anakin even after Vader made clear that Anakin was already dead, but Vader leaving a force user that had outlived her usefulness alive after trying to kill him? Uh... no.

@lordsathariel4384

2 жыл бұрын

if you apply history the star wars backstory for everyone before disney and common sense to this show leia would have replaced vader by new hope's time as sidious's faviourte weapon obi would be tortured for life or dead and reva would be another dead inquisitor vader fogot about killing

@lordsathariel4384

2 жыл бұрын

@Johnah Arston more like mind shattering like i get some people aint read novels comics all the games i get it but if you watched the original series or prequals even this behaviour is like alt universe level like in danm star trek none of the characters act themselfs like vader is happy to kill younglings but this women who has tried to kill him na that's too far his soul can't take it

@A_YouTube_Commenter

2 жыл бұрын

He choked out TWO subordinates for failing him in Empire and the one who physically attacked him gets left alive? 🙄

@wolfrainexxx

2 жыл бұрын

Woke Vader is a bitch on a leash. Based Vader is a wolf in the woods.

@Call_Upon_YAH

2 жыл бұрын

Hey!! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

Imagine being Obi Wan, a war hero general jedi Master who bested countless insanely dangerous foes and commanded entire armies in a galaxy spanning war. Then imagine taking orders and deferring to a literal toddler.

@viruscure4677

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah....yeah....I know....

@MK-zi7ym

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being Star Wars, a cinematic masterpiece that broke countless records and rose to insanely dangerous heights to commanded entire generations of loyal fans spanning the entire galaxy. Then imagine taking said franchise and deferring to a literal toddler. Disney is now morally bankrupt and will soon die.

@jong.7944

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and when did Obi-wan develop this deference? He certainly never showed much deference to royalty before, e.g. feeling completely free to speak to the Duchess Satine on equal and familiar terms and the entire Council felt free to overrule the princeling on that water planet, etc. If he's being deferential because it's Anakin's daughter, that'd be new, too. But likely he's deferring to the Disney Princess who Must Be Obeyed when she wants something.

@AngryCanadianGoose95

2 жыл бұрын

Ghost of General Grievous: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! General Kenobi? More like Private Kenobi! HAHAHAHA!" *cough-cough*

@Mr_Cinematic

2 жыл бұрын

Yoooo if you liked this you should watch my review about why I DIDN'T LIKE obi wan!!

OMG the kid who is 10, looks 7 and runs like a 3year old. Spot on! That's what we thought watching it.

@rangers94ism

17 күн бұрын

Yup. Making fun of children makes you look so cooooool

Thank god i found your channel. So many shows...so many hours of my life I would never get back. Cheers to turning a negative into a positve!

I love that they made sure to make the 10 year old Princess Leia just a sassy and competent as she was as an adult, yet they made Obi-Wan Kenobi LESS competent and brave then he was either before or after these events. Lol Pathetic.

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

Crappy writing never fails

@AdorkableAudio

2 жыл бұрын

Almost like he’s a broken man who’s gone through a lot of trauma and isolation. Wow crazy thought, it’s almost like traumatic events CHANGE people?! *gasp* hard to believe I know like a certain 30 year time gap with a character called Luke Skywalker where he has a different arc and character from a traumatic event. It’s really not hard to figure out bud

@TheHoggcast

2 жыл бұрын

@@AdorkableAudio load of rubbish, funny how this only seems to affect specific characters huh? ...No, such a thought is too much for you. The series is rubbish, designed to cater to non-thinkers such as yourself.

@-.-.11

2 жыл бұрын

Also they made Kenobi get his rocks off to the thought of two kids. Then he tells Leia she won’t always be young and to keep their relationship secret. Leave it to Disney and Lucasfilm to make creepy messaging.

@nickschneider774

2 жыл бұрын

@@AdorkableAudio actually Luke IS a perfect example. They trashed on an old white man so they could make way for a new "better" female character. And why? Because the writers decided to have Luke's character do something he would never actually do, and then react to it in a way he would never actually react to it. Why? To push their agenda. I mean it was so blatant that the critical Drinker literally called it out after only seeing the first trailer. ...that doesn't tell you anything? Lol It takes an unbelievable amount of mental gymnastics (actually, gymnastics takes skill and discipline), mental buffoonery to defend what is blatantly going on here.

One scene in rebels (maul finding and fighting kenobi) did more to flesh out Obi Wan’s character in 5 minutes and a handful of spoken lines than this whole series did. Just goes to show the stark contrast in results between directors who genuinely care about Star Wars and those who genuinely care about money, Disney, “the message”, etc. It just makes me cherish those truly inspired Star Wars stories even more.

@adreeeandanothere510

2 жыл бұрын

Crazy bc of how mid that show is too lol.

@DrZionth

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is just not accurate.

@parker1093

2 жыл бұрын

agreed. You could feel the tension in the air as Maul and Obi-wan finished their decade long struggle in a single duel.

@antogno4625

2 жыл бұрын

@@adreeeandanothere510 yeah lmao, but all the Maul and Kenobi scenes are s-tier

@SammEater

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually kinda funny that the guys behind the cartoons 'for kids 'seem to understand more about Star Wars than the ones doing "serious" live action stuff.

At least we got Ewan McGregor’s fantastic performance in this. Once again he is the highlight of a lacklustre Star Wars project.

What sucks the most is how awesome a story focused on the inqusisitors could have been. Actually leveraging the suffering they went through and showing some of that inner conflict that drives their final decision in the story. Can't make them some ultimate hero, but you could tell a tale of redemption or at least continuing to try for redemption even after years of bad choices. Showing, much like Luke eventually did with Vader, that there's still hope for even the worst of people. That might have even echoed with the other stories...

Owen saying "He is my own" and fighting against reva was the best part of this series. he was the logical one that knew they should run, considering they didn't know how many people they'd go up against, unlike Beru. he stood up even with no chance, because he loved Luke, not because he was trying to be a badass

@Yerflua

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, though Ewan McGregor was good, Joel Edgerton actually played the better part in the limited scenes he had. His Owen Lars is convincingly halfway to the Owen we see in ANH - McGregor's Kenobi is still way too neat and handsome to match up with Alec Guiness ten years out.

@rienjen

2 жыл бұрын

That was probably my favorite part of the last episode. That one little moment when Owen stood up for his boy, even though he had no chance of winning. Loved that five seconds. If only it made sense with the overall plot, like why was Reva there at all? Why did they stay and fight, knowing that--at minimum--they would be facing an Inquisitor who Owen was threatened by not a few days before? Beru comes off as a bossy idiot here, and I'm a female fan and can see how Owen's not allowed to be smart in front of a woman. WTF? Why? It wouldn't have been him swinging his dick around--they are partners, he has equal say in what they do.

@babalovesyou

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Der Hauptmann💀 lol true owen series when?

@Yerflua

2 жыл бұрын

@@babalovesyou Never, hetero white males, especially old ones, don't get their own TV series unless they have at least 3 movies behind them that D+ can't ignore.

@DerHesse-zx8ut

2 жыл бұрын

I would have celebrated like a maniac if Owen had managed to ambush Reva and actually kill her.

Uncle Owen: "We gotta get out of here." Aunt Beru: "No, we stay and we fight." And that, folks, is why they end up as charred corpses in A New Hope. 👏 Stunning 👏Brave 👏

@fleeplayTV

2 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck now that you mention it

@victora.1329

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's my head canon now

@lovefist86

2 жыл бұрын

No, they end up charred because they ended up owning a droid containing very important information, poser. Hard to find a toxic star wars fan who has actually watched star wars.

@victora.1329

2 жыл бұрын

@@lovefist86 nice b8, m8

GI: lightsaber impalement isn’t that bad is it? Reva: nah I’ve tried it twice and it was nothing Qui-Gon:

What blows my mind is that obi wan was wearing a Jedi robe in public. A Jedi robe. And nobody recognized it

@sauronthemighty3985

3 ай бұрын

He was wearing one ina new hope as well.

@skinnyguru_

3 ай бұрын

@@sauronthemighty3985 at that time the Jedi were thought to be extinct. So it makes sense. But this takes place 10 years after ROTS. People still know what Jedi wear in this timeframe

women are never allowed to be villains anymore as I'm sure many of us had predicted the direction this character would go, yet another bait and switch. Dang it I want *actual* diverse female characters, as in they're actually allowed to be characters besides strong and independent and boring, go all out with making Reva a threatening villain, make Leia go through an arc like Drinker suggested where she starts timid and gets braver. Also let Obi Wan have his dignity around the women characters because sheesh he wasn't allowed to do much for himself without needing to be rescued

@nont18411

2 жыл бұрын

Go watch Better Call Saul. It will make you feel a lot better.

@Paul_Bedford

2 жыл бұрын

They could have given her the redemption arc in season 2 and it may have even turned an unlikable character into a beloved character, like they did with Ahsoka: she was a very disliked character but because she was given time to develop, she became one of the most liked character in the entire franchise.

@M3RKMAFlA

2 жыл бұрын

Trilla, They also had the others Inquisitor forgot which sister she was but fall in order was mainly female villains apart from malicos and Vader but only for one mission at the end so can't really count him

@sarantsogtmunkhbaatar6974

2 жыл бұрын

@@Paul_Bedford she wasnt fking evil though just a teenage girl. idk which is worse but yeah.

@Nousos

2 жыл бұрын

Have Reva getting absolutely smacked down THEN forced to confront her actions when her anger has failed her, then let her grow as a person who works to atone for her blind servitude to the dark side. (Dear god I wish we got that instead) That would have been a character arc worth watching. If they won't let Obi Wan be entertaining, then WHO WILL? Ugh she could have even gotten a fight with Vader where she comes back, refuses to let him get to Obi Wan by standing in the way, and barely escapes alive or something.

You know that they could have just made a show called Inquisitors and had Reva coming to go against her programming over the course of the series. They didn’t have to attach it to Kenobi, and as such it would have been judged on its own merits. It is the bait and switch that gets to people.

@GeoffryGifari

2 жыл бұрын

if second sister trilla is in that inquisitor show i'd totally watch

@korawitbuttramee618

2 жыл бұрын

Because most corporate studios are so damn lazy they have to attach their half-assed goods with famous and respectable IPs or it won't sell. Original works are too much of a hassle to do a marketing campaign for, I guess.

@DietrichGarbo

2 жыл бұрын

@@korawitbuttramee618 What gets to me is that I would have watched that show without hesitation. Right now I still have Disney+ and find myself hesitant to watch original programing until I hear good things. I might just let it lapse once the subscription runs out.

@cashewnuttel9054

2 жыл бұрын

It's "Star Wars" that gets to people. How did Stars Wars become such big again?

@adam872

2 жыл бұрын

@@DietrichGarbo yeah an inquisitors show would have actually been pretty rad.

It's such a shame too because they could have gotten a lot of mileage out of a show focused on Obi-Wan protecting Luke from: marauding sand people, being found by the empire, rooting out turn coats and spies, perhaps occasionally getting called away to work some other important mission, heck they could've done an entire season focused on convincing the Jawas to remove imperial trackers from droids before sale! or a thousand other things! The story of watching after Luke, would have been far more interesting than what they actually did, and could have provided context for and made far more sense in light of the classics.

@Donjasoni

5 ай бұрын

But then they can’t use the feminist force with Leia and this boss bitch character they call reva.

You’ve got me programmed that every time you ask a question, I’m anticipating you saying, “Don’t know!” And I nearly spit my coffee every time even tho I know it’s comin! Another spot on video!!

What I expected was a show like Kung Fu where Obi-Wan has small adventures, while trying not to call attention to himself. I hoped for further explanation on how and especially why the emperor kept Vader’s kids from him or if they were genuinely unknown to the emperor.

@CiarnaK

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was hoping for. Seeing it was going to be an overlong film killed a lot of my desire to actually watch Kenobi.

@thisguy368

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, they just gonna have 10 year old Leia near Vader's grasp the entire fucking time. Thanks Disney. Fuck.

@margarethmichelina5146

2 жыл бұрын

Or it should be like The Mandalorian-esque Obi-Wan who is under the named "Ben" is helping a lot of people who are in desperate needs in Tatooine and those people are either gets attacked by Stormtrooper or Empire and Obi-Wan is secretly using his Force to help those people and at the same time he keeps watching Luke. Then, Darth Vader heard about the rumors of him being alive and ask his Inquisitior armies to find him. Obi-Wan later manage to escape and he meets his felow Jedi who survived order 66 and together they fight along the Empire and Obi-Wan and Vader fight in the last episode. And then Luke get kidnapped by The Empire and forced Obi-Wan to come out. Then, after everything is over, he goes to visit both of the twins to make sure they are okay.

@DrZionth

2 жыл бұрын

The show can’t be everything you want it to be.

@derajalen_the_fallout_modder

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrZionth no, but it didn't have to be ham-fisted crap either.

“Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product” - A wise man

@dylansmit3883

2 жыл бұрын

Not so wise anymore. RLM actually enjoys this slop.

@Samuel-vw4yv

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylansmit3883 fuck ‘em then

@dylansmit3883

2 жыл бұрын

@@anubis4695 I didn't mention SJWs anywhere, nor did I say RLM isn't allowed to have a different opinion. They can think whatever they want, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Go project somewhere else.

@cliffchai3742

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylansmit3883 Not really, Jay was the one who said this quote and he really dislikes the show. Mike and Rich enjoy this slop ironically.

@Samuel-vw4yv

2 жыл бұрын

@@anubis4695 I don’t force the idea that women are perfect and men are evil

In at least one comic, Obi Wan still did some Robin Hood style vigilantism on Tatooine to keep his skills sharp and keep in nature with his code of honor befitting a heroic and noble Jedi Knight. He had to keep a low profile to watch over Luke, but he couldn't help but do some good to protect the innocent from a local crime boss or what not. Something that he had a hard time passing up, and when he did it he had to be methodical so that he wouldn't pop up on the Empire's radar when he went on some damn crusade in his backyard.

Ahh.. the tales of Hello There and the 10 year old Girl Boss.

For it to even be called fan fiction, it would have to be made by a fan.

@etme1000

2 жыл бұрын

This is actualy engraved on the wall at the entrance to Mouse Inc.

@TheJaymundo

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch. Direct hit to the Thermal Exhaust Port, Joseph McDermott. Great shot, that was one in a million. :)

The Kathleen Paradox, a story or situation where nothing has changed and yet everything has also been made worse

@davidwilliams4837

2 жыл бұрын

Socialists [Satanists] are why we can't have nice things.

@natogfg

2 жыл бұрын

Kathleen Paradox?

@Killer_KT

2 жыл бұрын

@@natogfg as in Kathleen Kennedy, current pres of Lucasfilm…

@rocstarang5747

Жыл бұрын

👏

i died laughing at the several chase scenes where leia looks like she's running at toddler speed with her tiny legs yet the sprinting adult behind her never gains on her because they just keep cutting to a wide shot to show that leia is somehow the fastest runner in the galaxy

I have to disagree slightly. You say that this show accomplished nothing but there is one actual accomplishment, Obi-Wan Kenobi makes the Star Wars Holiday Special look good.

This man is the greatest critic I've ever seen and it's not close. These writers are incompetent in ways I can't verbalize.

@spartansquid5931

Жыл бұрын

Meh, compared to MauLer, Madvocate, or Fringy, Drinker feels more like the fun casual critic of this side of the circle

@reek4062

Жыл бұрын

No, he's just an insecure manchild whining aboot 'the message' and diversity. A black woman (or man, I don't judge) probably turned him down. If you want good critics then watch RedLetterMedia or Brandon cult movie reviews.

@taipan9604

Жыл бұрын

This is just the typical garbage that we are given for entertainment now adays, lots of politics, ethics, and morality being taught to us by an immoral, unethical, liberal political super rich hollywood entity. It's not how life actually is but is what disney says it should be.

@spartansquid5931

Жыл бұрын

@MaGuffintop Yeah they're pretty good, it always warms my heart to see they still haven't shilled out to anyone

@1111Dano1111

Жыл бұрын

i never listened to this kind of things but now im watching master critic videos of this man like a damn good movie with a popcorn in my hands :D

Leia learning to be the character she already was, reminds me of live action Aladdin. In the 11th hour the plot stops dead to give Jasmine a song about how she won't keep silent anymore. Yes Jasmine, that could have been a great turning point. You know, if there had ever been a single moment in your life that you were silent. She's an outspoken strong woman from frame one of the movie and now she's resolved to become an outspoken strong woman. What an arc.

@cia212

2 жыл бұрын

And the song was so starkly different. You go from the soaring vocals of A Whole New World to the modern woman's screech of Speechless.

@AlienCowThatMoos

2 жыл бұрын

@@cia212 I 100% guarantee this song happened when an executive demanded there be a "Let it Go" song in it. It's so on point you expect to see the serial numbers scraped off. Thing is, Let it Go was an ACTUAL turning point for Elsa. Something Aladdin missed entirely.

@tarektechmarine8209

2 жыл бұрын

lmao they actually did that, they do know she's the sultan after her father right? She is basically second to god in that area.

@the8u9

2 жыл бұрын

Same company that made Frozen, where the main character was told to hold it in, keep it in, traumatized by almost killing her own sister on accident, be a good queen, don't let them know. Then "Lets it Go" which is why that song and her scene is so cathartic and fun. Only to turn and show the folly of irresponsibly just letting it all go, making it an ACTUALLY good movie. It's like they forgot they made this blockbusting success before where they wrote an actually strong female character.

@JezaLoki

2 жыл бұрын

Princess Jasmine. One of the most powerful people in that world. Wealthy, secure, but only has 99.9% of opportunities available to her. And for that, she will not remain silent! So inspiring.

Exactly. I thought Leia was 7 or 8 and couldn't believe she was a computer genius unafraid of ladders. How did Oni Wan get out of the way of the water? No clue. I also noticed the shaky cam and almost barfed.

“A 10 year old girl, who looks about 7 and runs like a 3 year old “😂😂

The scene where Reva somehow runs down a long tunnel and catches Leia while avoiding the resistance lady has got to be the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen. They don’t even try to explain how two characters running down a single tunnel can somehow miss each other completely.

@canesrule96

2 жыл бұрын

*teleports in front of you* "heh, right this way, kid"

@israelsaadesnoozer377

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget how obi wan was able to fight and defeat Vader and travel across the galaxy to tattooine in the same time it took Reva to just grab Luke right in front of her

@ronniejdio9411

2 жыл бұрын

Did you see the Leia chase scene where the child out runs 2 grown men ? It looked terrible even for a kids show

@VincentMaslowski

2 жыл бұрын

I THINK what was implied is that Reva saw the tunnel, understood that it might lead to the spaceport, and then left the warehouse and walked straight to the spaceport.

@JayFlowie

2 жыл бұрын

This was where I drew the line and said it wasn't even worth trying to see if it got better because clearly they didn't care enough for things like this that are so easily spotted that it draws you out of any faint immersion immediately

This definitely explains why Hayden Christiansen and Ewan Mcgreggor look absolutely depressed in a lot of the hype interviews for the show. No matter how proud they say they are they know it was absolute garbage

@joshdelagarza231

2 жыл бұрын

Thats not true. You’re reaching there. They don’t look depressed, they are enjoying it because they both genuinely like the show and the appreciation from fans that they deserve. Just because you didn’t like it doesn’t mean others can’t. Now Mark Hamill and TLJ is a different story.

@mew10521

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm

@Mr_Cinematic

2 жыл бұрын

Yoooo if you liked this you should watch my review about why I DIDN'T LIKE obi wan!!

@jackcolson4745

Жыл бұрын

@@ORiOh4582 More like the OP's original comment is a projection and a half.

Meanwhile Qui Gon Jinn to writers "Am I a joke to you?" (points at lightsaber impalement)

"Damn! People are just walking off light saber implements like they're nothing now!" LMAO !!!

This review was more entertaining then like 90% of the show

@wolfgang6442

Жыл бұрын

True🤞🏻😂

@Bizzon666

Жыл бұрын

This is true for most Disney StarWars, I watched BoBF and Kenobi mainly to enjoy these rant critiques!

@crazypoormangrift6158

Жыл бұрын

only if you obsess over the smallest thing like pandering or race

@crazypoormangrift6158

Жыл бұрын

like honestly star wars has been kinda shit since empire

@OkabexKurisu

Жыл бұрын

@@Bizzon666 you can still enjoy them without watching these shows.

"All of it has this weirdly cheap, rushed feel about it. Like it had to be done as quickly and efficiently as possible so they could clear out the sound stage and make way for the next Star Wars production." Given how densely packed the Marvel and Star Wars production calendar is, that's probably true.

@henryjones2766

2 жыл бұрын

it felt both drawn out and rushed so it should either of had more episodes to develop characters properly or make it a film and focus on kenobi and anakin

@DaGARCE1

2 жыл бұрын

@@henryjones2766 should have just been a movie. Disney has a bad habit recently of making what would have been movies into multiple episode short series that draws out the story too much and it's always stretched in the weakest spots leading to easy poking of holes in the story telling.

@magicjohnson3121

2 жыл бұрын

The Disney sausage factory

@CIS115DK

2 жыл бұрын

@@reubenaringo8513 I actually enjoyed the Ben's life as a normal person and how daily Tatootine life works. Everything after that's was meh.

@CIS115DK

2 жыл бұрын

It's the streaming service problem. Must produce content so consumer can consume more content.

My three sons and I anxiously awaited this assured to be amazing Star Wars Extravaganza for over a year! We keep looking at each other in cringe-disgust while watching the excruciating annihilation of our beloved franchise. It would have been much less painful to have been on Alderaan…

" he is now afraid of the enemies he already defeated" 😂

I read everything posted. I tried watching it with an open mind. Obi Wan has always been my favorite. But by episode 4. I just couldn't finish it. What a disaster. It's all finally over. Really over.

@thejcaesar42

2 жыл бұрын

that's funny because the final 2 episodes are a big leap forward in quality

@CamPlays355

2 жыл бұрын

Oooooh so you skipped the only good episodes

@GVigil2550

2 жыл бұрын

@@thejcaesar42 please tell me that’s sarcasm.

@thejcaesar42

2 жыл бұрын

@@GVigil2550 didn't say it was the best shit ever, just better than the rest of a show by a large margin. Probably because it had a lot of Vader in it. Seriously this channel and a lot of people in it's comments can be overly cynical.

@waynemcleod6767

2 жыл бұрын

@@thejcaesar42 Yeah. Blame people for using critical thinking skills. Where did we hear that one before?

I was raised on the prequels. Phantom Menace was my first theatrical film as a kid. I have a fondness for Anakin and Obi Wan. That being said, i have ZERO interest in this 'bait and switch' Disney era cash grab. They already ruined Anakin with Ep IX, by bringing back Palpatine (ruining him as the chosen one). :(

@DaArtist_1EARTHANGEL

2 жыл бұрын

Me too I always liked those movies I know they aren't great but they were definitely fun as kid and yeah it's bad acting but I mean I've seen worst and alot of movies these days suck anyway so the prequels are alright in my book even better than the new ones

@anthonyfernandez82

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaArtist_1EARTHANGEL revenge of the sith. My favorite star wars. Enough said

@catchupichu

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaArtist_1EARTHANGEL Prequels had a story to tell, unlike the sequels. Was it told well? Eh. But did it have more effort put into it than the sequels? Absolutely

@niggasinanutshell6590

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nalmstyEh6m2pso.html It’s finally here

@jocaleb0236

2 жыл бұрын

I never realized that… honestly the sequels are just a bad fever dream to me and are so muddled together it means absolutely nothing to me Rots will always be my favorite movie despite its many flaws in its storytelling

Canon Uncle Owen: Shoots Darth Maul in the fucking face. Disney Uncle Owen: Soy is an integral part of my diet.

These are the kind of videos I hit like on before I even watch them.

I love that Obi Wan decided not to kill Vader, so he could turn around and tell Luke he will have to kill his Father to save the Galaxy as a force ghost 👻. After he has already caused the death of thousands by inaction 😂. Award winning writing!

@Captain_Frosty

2 жыл бұрын

You do realize that he can't kill him or that would completely nullify the original trilogy? Actually watch the movie. Might help you look less like an idiot. Cheers.

@mr.dystopian5554

2 жыл бұрын

What's worse is this portrays Obi-Wan as inadvertently sending Luke down the path of failure like that of the old Jedi Order. Obviously, they're connecting the dots to their shitty sequel trilogy as much as the Mandalorian has been doing. Luke's Jedi Order never grows to fruition as he eventually becomes a coward and a failure, to pave way for Rey's new Jedi Order.

@trollzynisaacjohan1793

2 жыл бұрын

why kill an enemy that isn't worth destroying. that wasn't bad writing lmfao.

@mr.dystopian5554

2 жыл бұрын

@@trollzynisaacjohan1793 The problem is he let a mass murderer go free to continue to his mass murder throughout the galaxy. Maybe instead of killing him, Obi-Wan could have at least captured Vader and hand him over to the rebels (like what happens at the end of the Force Unleashed 2). But instead he ends up having to train Luke to do what he couldn't do prior (which was to kill Vader). The so called "writers" couldn't justify this show existing even if they tried.

@ethgratz2186

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.dystopian5554 Where are you getting that he trained Luke to kill Vader? He barely trains Luke at all and decides to suicide himself against Vader. I can speculate same as you that he did all that because he thought Luke was the only one that could save Anakin. Since he himself, had given up hope on the idea.

- I love how Luke Skywalker is always an afterthought in Disney productions!

@rfphill

Жыл бұрын

It's his privilege...

@nicodimus2222

Жыл бұрын

Uh...you saw the end of Mandalorian season 2, right?

@DarthCovider

Жыл бұрын

They envy the fact we care more about him than Rey or Finn.

@rfphill

Жыл бұрын

@@DarthCovider spot on... And they are quite confused on why. He's only my ACTUAL childhood hero as a 10 year old boy... The entire original cast, actually.

@MarkPierro

Жыл бұрын

I love how Star Wars is always an afterthought Disney productions

Women: strong, smart. Men: weak, stupid. I think I've got it now, thanks Mickey!

This show did Ewan and Hayden dirty.

Drinker: "one single act of compassion does not undo a lifetime of evil deeds" Ghislaine Maxwell: yes it most certainly does...

@madkoala2130

2 жыл бұрын

unlike her partner-in-crime.

@whitworth5s248

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad she wasn't compassionate enough to publicly release a list of clients and the bill of all the 'services' they each purchased.

@Sneaky1ne

2 жыл бұрын

so like darth vader? It was always like this with jedi and sith, sith who redeem themselves into jedi are accepted

@darrenturner3534

2 жыл бұрын

@@madkoala2130 To be fair to Epstein, he did kill Epstein. *cough*itwasntsuicide*cough*

@ThreadBareHope1234

2 жыл бұрын

It can, I guess, (look at Vader) but having no signs of it ahead of time, sudden changes of heart for no reason, or not paying the price on some way is silly and wrong. These writers have not the inspiration, creativity, skill, or care required to actually deserve to write for anyone.

How can reeva see herself in luke when he is not a person of colour? Disney has taught me that you can never relate to ANYONE unless they are the same race and sexual orientation as you.

@GravityBoy72

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe Luke was transgendered and identifying as black at this moment in his life.

@firefuzedark1792

2 жыл бұрын

@@GravityBoy72 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one

@kantstenchonthemel5641

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe reeva identifies as a white man...

@Nimoodles

2 жыл бұрын

Weird how you can get that lesson from Disney when they promote the exact opposite..

@adamcaldwell5646

2 жыл бұрын

Someone completely misunderstanding what representation means...

Choose your "Champion" for pop culture war ! I choose the Drinker . "Fuk off George " 🤣😂🤣

Not showing or even mentioning General Grevious in this show ONCE, is one of the bigger gripes I have with this show, stupid of a gripe as it may be

I have a theory that Darth Maul has a secret power, the ability to kill named characters with lightsaber impalements. Seriously he’s the only one who seems to be able to manage, from Satine to Qui-gon to some Jedis in the clone wars I can’t be bothered to remember. So whenever a future character is impaled by a lightsaber, unless it’s being held by Maul, no worries, they’re probably fine.

@dylanroemmele906

Жыл бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power?

@emixam6947

Жыл бұрын

@@dylanroemmele906 not from a Jedi…

@zachconant7031

Жыл бұрын

I swear to God if they bring back Maul and ruin him I’m going to be pissed.

@alessandricedric1995

Жыл бұрын

@@zachconant7031 you know they kinda did with 'Solo', right?

@zachconant7031

Жыл бұрын

@@alessandricedric1995 oh, I never watched that one.

Well, at least we know how Owen and Beru really died in A New Hope, with Beru berating Owen into facing down a squad of Imperial stormtroopers.

@Doyouevenliftjpg

2 жыл бұрын

"But there's an AT-AT on the way Beru!" "NO! I'm not leaving my home, we are ENOUGH!"

@JezaLoki

2 жыл бұрын

From the characters first words you know she's a nagger. "LUUUKE!!! LUUUUUUUKE!!!"

@eggjason

2 жыл бұрын

@@Doyouevenliftjpg Aunt Beru be like: "Nah, it'll be fine"

@margarethmichelina5146

2 жыл бұрын

If only they let Luke go to Toshi station to get his power converter

@terrified057t4

2 жыл бұрын

and Boba Fett. Atleast I think I remember it being Boba scorching the Lars?

I have a coworker who might not have been the preferred target audience for these new shows, but he falls perfectly into their trap nonetheless. He's a middle-aged, white, blue collar single father of 2, who is absolutely miserable with his job/life, and looks to entertainment purely for escapism. He absolutely loved this show, and probably writes off my distrust and disdain for anything disney does with star wars as just me being too picky. He's told me that this show was the best thing from star wars he's ever seen, between not just the effects/cg, but writing, acting, and fights. He went so far as to say it was overall better than Empire strikes back. I'm glad he has stuff he enjoys, but it's really impossible for me to talk to him about this stuff we should be able to geek out over because we just have wildly different starting points when it comes down to it.

Considering that Leia was AT BIRTH handed off to Senator Organa, NO ONE would be able to track her links with JEDI or anything side EXCEPT by the FORCE

I said the same thing when Beru was like “let’s make our stand!” They couldn’t know anything going on with Reva. That means they SHOULD be thinking the Empire is coming to their doorstep with tons of troops, not a lone Reva. They should be getting out of dodge to protect Luke. Instead, the writers forgot that little important bit. Apparently the plot secretly told them. Beru was willing to fight and die even if it meant Luke, a 10 year old child, would be on his own. We know they ain’t that tough because 9 years later...

@joshuaprietophoto

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. All the Disney Star Wars media has this problem consistently: Characters knowing things that the Audience knows, but they in-universe have not seen or been told. Poor writing

@alexmills1329

2 жыл бұрын

@@Justin-id3km still had no reasonable way to know what they were truly up against other than badass force user at a minimum without their one guardian who is supposed to prevent anyone like that making it anywhere near. It becomes a failure of Obi Wan for abandoning Luke at a critical time and also shows how inept the to be rebellion had to be to risk so much by pulling him away from Luke as rapidly as they did.

@theorncampbell4432

2 жыл бұрын

@@Justin-id3km No one argued that point. You should reread the post and respond to what's actually typed.

@CrispyHulk1

2 жыл бұрын

Women. Are. Better. Duh. Fuck disney.

@jmal

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaprietophoto I wish there was a proper term for this type of poor storytelling. Until then, I'll call it the "false fourth wall".