The "I thought I was confronting friends" line was always wildly hilarious to me.

@NP35606

8 күн бұрын

You’ve never confronted friends at gunpoint over sports memorabilia?

@ElmoKnowsWhereYouLive5150

8 күн бұрын

@@NP35606 lmfao

Fred killed me with this bit.."Take matters in ta mah own handz".. that OJ quivering, running out of breath shit xD

I love the lawyer "I'm one of those guys who think everything you need to know you can learn from the civil war" How many people think like that?

@daddius

Жыл бұрын

Every father in law in the world.

i always loved this clip because it was like the grand finale of the whole "OJ murder trail/saga being talked about on the Stern show". Kind of like a final chapter of it all....

@tommy1gtr

10 жыл бұрын

gibberconfirm amen brother!!!!

"You know how sacred I found her mother..." One of the greatest lines of all time.

Ya know what's funny is that O.J. was considered by James Cameron's to play the Terminator. Jimmy said that he thought O.J. was too nice to be a killer. Irony is awesome.

6:53 "You remember her mother, she bled like a gopher" ROFL XD

@sushi0hifi

Жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen a gopher bleed, but I don’t need to after laughing to this 😂

"yo honoh i stan befo you a widowah" LOL

The stern show was at its very best during the oj trial. He was actually one of the few people on any media platform who vehemently Saud he was guilty. It wasn't in "fashion" to say he was so guilty. Others were like afraid prob cause of the race card sadly played instead of looking at the actual victims. Oj was so lucky it was 2 years after the atrocity of the not guilty verdict of those Simi Valley cops. The jury was in the same town as where all the cops lived. It was truly Copland. Everyone in that jury was somehow related or a friend of a relative of the cops.

"I did book reports with their kids" LOL!!! wtf !!!!

@SomethingSomethingg

10 жыл бұрын

I know! This sentencing was hilarious!! Between the lawyer's rambling, idiotically analytical comparison between Southern soldiers and a crazed, armed assailant and (let's face it) murderer in a double homicide, or O.J.'s hysterically lame, pass the Kleenex speech about singing to their mothers and doing book reports with their kids (lol! WTH??), this was a pathetically dismal case. Cochran's in the coffin, baby, and you didn't stand a chance without him! haha

"Everything you can learn about life you can learn from reading about the civil war" huh.....didn't expect to hear that at an OJ trial

Howard: "God forbid I ever become a judge, I wouldn't listen to anybody"

Last time i confronted somebody on my own well they ended up dead. Lmfao

I remember a quote from some TV show that said 'the universe will take its trash out when it gets around to it',glad they got around to a double murderer!

"your honna....i's stands before you's as a widower

Having watched the uploads of the murder trial recently, hearing this is like a continuation. 😂👏🏼 Pure entertainment. 💯💯

Some of Fred's best work.

@mattbernabe

8 жыл бұрын

I agree. I'm hearing this for the first time and I'm laughing my ass off. Fred is awesome!

@MclEckert

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it when he said “ring put a nick in my knife while I was slashing her

@SunnyDiegoProduction

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, the best is when Erick, sorry, I mean Fred, acts like a little bitch when anyone says anything about him.

“i sung to theyre mothers when they were sick” hahaha

this gets better which each, and every, single listen

this is one of the funniest things ever!!

Well, I enjoyed the history lesson OJ's lawyer gave us. LOL, I love how he had to go back to the Civil War to try to get this guy off the hook.

I did book reports with their kids... the book was "if I did it"

Simpson never atoned for the two murders. He finally got his somewhat just desserts.

@Airsoftcleaner

10 жыл бұрын

Karma, Ain't it a Bitch!!!! A.J.Benza

@jasonhurd4379

2 жыл бұрын

Deserts, not desserts

OJ received justice finally from the criminal justice system.

I'm like the southern soldiers!

I live in Vegas. My apartment needed to be fumigated so I had to stay at a hotel for a few days. I was at Palace Station when OJ was. I was there that night. I didn't see or hear anything but I was there.

@jd749

5 жыл бұрын

"Look out"

It's interesting how such a high-profile case this and how people in the public react to it.

that lawyer is no johnny cochran

Fred’s OJ impression😂

they’re disposable. couldnt help myself thanks 4 the laughs, mates

I think Norm MacDonald put it best. Just as I feel it's wrong that he got away with the murders of two people, I think it's equally wrong that he receive 35 consecutive life sentences for stealing his shirts.

it's weird, as a fan of howard in his peak during the 90s, hearing him cuss. takes the mystery away from everything. howard was better before he was rich with a trophy wife, but this is great stuff here.

Give Juice the Juice;-)

(In O.J. voice) " 'Never killed anyone in this state. " LOL!!

8:34 on...the book report part...lol...

And now he’s on Twitter! God bless the U.S. Justice system 😒

I would have given him extra time because his lawyer was boring. Lol

Am I hearing Cedric the Entertainer for some odd reason? Or am I being racist?

i totally agree jeremy, good post

Last time, I confronted someone on my own....well, they ended up died. Hahaha.....

@MANSHOTS - I wasn't even born in 1965 and I thought the late 1800s would have been a very primitive era. I found out 10 years ago through literature at that time that it was actually way more advanced than now. Culture doesn't always progress forward.

The Juice is loose.

@JustinJTime

6 жыл бұрын

LOOK OUT!

LOOK OUT

classic stern love it!

gee, i didn't know oj's lawyer was a historian,lmao!

You honor.. I stand before you sorry... slightly confused...a little hungry Judge: Please sit down Mr.Simpson

"I shoulda brung that knife."

i'm like... the southern soldiers!

Who the fuck would let ANYONE other then family/teachers help with a books report!? Much less ’singing to their wives’ - sick or not!?

i'm like the southern soljas! 2:20

5:31 🤣

Don't forget folks, O. J. was an ACTOR!!!!

LOL OJ - he's looking real bad in prison

Best comment i ever heard.

@ckelley63 No problem; I've already translated them in plain English for you better understanding! Here they are: (1) Do you believe there is any difference about your feelings and mine? (I mean, love, hate, hungry, thirsty, sadness, etc.) (2) What does "superior" means to you? Will be looking forward to your reply. Thanks, Pauleka1

"I would love to"

You always take the plea deal

I's sorry yo Ona.

@gustavopacheco919

Жыл бұрын

😆

The glove didnt fit this time either. Too bad Johnny Cochran wasnt around the 2nd time.

@Glovefullavasoline c'mon now. ya gotta admit that his opening scene where he gets effed up is pretty damn funny!!!

If the glove don't fit, we must acquit...

This is so funny....

@ckelley63 No problem; I've already translated them in plain English for your better understanding! Here they are: (1) Do you believe there is any difference about your feelings and mine? (I mean, love, hate, hungry, thirsty, sadness, etc.) (2) What does "superior" means to you? Will be looking forward to your reply. Thanks, Pauleka1 Oops! sorry!

Ahahaha this shit is hilarious, I'm not american and i don't know too much about the OJ case but this is great, is Stern always this funny?

fuck if oj played the terminator, they wouldve pulled out the movie as evidence in the 1994 trial.

Cool civil war story, bro....

I would love to !

if the glove doesnt fit you must acquit

He's out now. Let's see what happens........

They couldn't prove she put the baby in the pool. Unless parental negligence is a crime . . .

I don't blame the Goldmans, either. I blame the people who let them in.

*shook their heads

This is great to listen to. Just desserts. But boy, hearing Artie Lange is torture. It's like a mediocre barfly won a prize to sit in with Howard for a dddd... ecade! UGH!

Was OJ's lawyer a public defender?

Would Johnny Cochran have been able to get OJ free if he was still around?

I would love to.

@1986watkins No, the real victims are Nicole and Ron. It's not good for his kid, but being murdered is incomparably worse.

HOWARD STERN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

What does the civil war have to do with OJ SIMPSON??? :) amazing court argument

Very funny (:

missing jackie

It happens.

You're taking it out of context o:

Good news Goldmans!...lol

Annoying would be more appropriate since it's spelled correctly. Robin is set for life.

I hate it when Howard makes a funny point and Robin always follows it by saying "That's what I'm saying haha _____" or "That's what I was thinking haha_____" so that we think she's somehow funny or capable of coming up with something funny.

_Respect for Howard_

Give Juice the Juice'-)

how can he be. They had video cams and tape recorders not even Johnny Cochran could use the Chewbecca Defense and get OJ out lol

Rotting in hell right now

No O.J.s not confused. He always looks like that. lol

Is everyone watching these videos because now we have to hear about OJ again..........and he might actually get a new trial..........

He better hope there isin't a Hell. And those D.J's SUCK! That's gotta be Howard Stern and Crew!

Egypt? the Nile????

@Frankenpalin What did ever happen to that little worm?

@alienhddna Ahh, WTF! She became another OJ!!

I guess no one ever learned anything before 1865

True

So funny

Give Juice the juice