I love how he says “believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date.” Lmao gets me every time

@jasoncummings7

4 жыл бұрын

He's actually right.

@jonneverdida6943

3 жыл бұрын

O

@generalagondray

3 жыл бұрын

all food has a expiration date rather it expires or not because of FDA laws, i believe if i remember right its 2 years. even water will have a expiration.

@danielgodfrey4415

3 жыл бұрын

Columbus. Look, cloud cakes. They are kinda like twenkies. Tallahassee. If you go to Disneyland and mickey mouse isn't there. Is Chucky cheese ok?

@generalagondray

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielgodfrey4415 lol chuck in the pandemic is currently AWOL

Tallahasee and Daryl Dixen are hands down the best two partners to stick with during a zombie apocalypse. I don't know if they would get along though.

@jonarnall7651

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah they probably wouldn't agree either.

@theprincessninja1312

8 жыл бұрын

agree

@bluebubble229

8 жыл бұрын

Tallahassee reminds me of merel

@carmenwalker7139

7 жыл бұрын

MeestaBojangles hell yeah. they're the baddest son's of birches around

@daniellelawman3301

7 жыл бұрын

MeestaBojangles Fuck them, I'd rather stick with Alice

Tallahassee denying the shotgun and going for hedge clippers to kill a zombie is the most 2000s thing I ever seen. The nostalgia lol

@nickcurrie_

Жыл бұрын

AGREED, DUDE. AGREED.

"He sets the standard for not to be fucked with" Favorite line.

"C'mere big fella, just gonna take a little off the top." Love that

@SPAC3H3R0

2 жыл бұрын

Best way to kill a zombie

@MobileDudeYT_STUDIOS

Жыл бұрын

Yes lmaooo

@tommyt1971

Жыл бұрын

Best part about that is we don't see what happens, it's all about Columbus' reaction -- makes it a lot funnier.

@Leatherhead1225

Жыл бұрын

1:56

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how Eisenberg is Lex Luthor...

@JellyBellyDeli

9 жыл бұрын

You should check out The Social Network, then. Take away the awkward nature of the character of Zuckerberg, then you can see that Eisenberg can play a ruthless and intelligent businessman. Plus, in today's world, successful startups are happening with younger people (like Facebook, Twitter, and other internet companies). I think casting Eisenberg is the perfect way to usher in a present-day Lex Luthor.

@OMGruesome

9 жыл бұрын

nihonGO Yeah I've seen some clips of him in that movie and sense he's been cast as him I've grown to like it a little more day by day but I'm still not 100% on board the Eisenberg train quite yet, if he's in the first trailers of the movie and and it looks pretty good then hell I'll be first in line because Lex is such a fantastic villain and I want to see him done justice. I hope at some point he losses his hair because if you look at some fan made pictures of him bald he looks alright bald. Also there's rumors that he'll have hair when we first see him.

@suncoastoptimalwellness1070

9 жыл бұрын

They are so fucking crazy for twinkies XD

@alpha-omega74

7 жыл бұрын

personally I can actually see Eisenberg as the riddler rather than portraying Luthor

@mauriciocortez1179

7 жыл бұрын

GruesomeGoose at least it wasn't unfunny Kevin Hart

"Time to not up or shut up" "that sounds very 2009"

@TrippingHawk

4 жыл бұрын

allen Scott hahahahahaahahahaha

@JasonToddEatsCrowbars

4 жыл бұрын

" *Time to kick some dicks* "

@TraustiGeir

4 жыл бұрын

*nut up

@luciferms7787

4 жыл бұрын

Rainbow Smash no

@s_nuka

4 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyyy

1:36 rule #33 don't leave weapons behind

@dibarra5461

7 жыл бұрын

Jamie Hosier Unless they infect you after being used

@rgvgunner7935

7 жыл бұрын

David Ibarra Maby Drag Baseball in dirt to clean?

@ilikefreshgrape4238

5 жыл бұрын

so u can get infected ? because metal is a conducted of a main infection :P

@TheScribe1.0

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t remember that being a rule in the movie.

@SeanXYL

4 жыл бұрын

except for guns without ammunitions

Yeah I don't know why he keeps disposing all his weapons after one use.

@Jdabomb93

8 жыл бұрын

Probably not to get infected, but they seem ok.

@blackmagnetica8714

7 жыл бұрын

+Jdabomb93 Yes it's a good idea to dispose some of the weapons that is full of virus

@Jdabomb93

7 жыл бұрын

Declan Olivetti Really? That's interesting, how do you know that?

@ZERO-ue2mx

7 жыл бұрын

Nick R Dead rising game logic.

@rojindergo1784

7 жыл бұрын

Cargo Shorts For President

“Jesus Christ you are a dangerous man.” I love that line 😂

@marnv2956

2 жыл бұрын

Please don't use the Lord's name in vain. God bless.

@bryanginn667

2 жыл бұрын

@@marnv2956 Jesus Christ. Wonder what Jesus Christ is up to these days. Ignoring all the starving children's who are suffering with diseases? Wonder if Jesus Christ is worried about someone using the name.

@-et37-

2 жыл бұрын

“What are you, prospecting?”

@SStupendous

Жыл бұрын

@@bryanginn667 He ain't.

@SStupendous

Жыл бұрын

@@marnv2956 Using the Lord's name in vain as someone from the 1st Century would understand it is using it unnecessarily. Every time you mention "Praise the lord!" or "Bless you" you're using the Lord's name in vain. Checkmate fundamentalist.

Black Panther: Evacuate the city, engage all defences and get this man a Twinkie.

@tugatwood5195

4 жыл бұрын

If Tallahassee will join the avengers I would or he make a good agent of shield Thor and Tallahassee fighting about Twinkies captain America laugh about it

@zacklaws6551

3 жыл бұрын

I love your comment jean nguyen

@jeannguyen3199

3 жыл бұрын

Zack Laws Thanks man, I appreciate that. 👍🏻

@zacklaws6551

3 жыл бұрын

Your welcome jean nguyen it's hilarious your first comment you have humor?

@grainderekyjmmanglicmot2317

2 жыл бұрын

@@tugatwood5195 the fact that his a villain right now in a marvel movie hits different

I still love the fact that even with a zombie apocalypse the grocery store managed to keep probably about 70% of their shelves stocked meanwhile we get hit with covid and we're in short supply of everything😂😂

@a-can-o-beans8340

2 жыл бұрын

zombies don't need toilet paper ;)

@lonestarwolfentertainment7184

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s implied that the apocalypse happened too quickly for anyone to panic buy.

@clover6480

Жыл бұрын

and managed to keep the lights on😂

@jayhemfindsyou

Жыл бұрын

@@clover6480 They actually covered for that one by stating that the hydro dams were the reason they still had power.

@clover6480

Жыл бұрын

@@jayhemfindsyou in the movie or in an off set video?:)

1:51 Lex Luthor offering his shotgun to Carnage, Carnage refuses the weapon and pulls out hedge clippers and Lex Luthor entertainingly watches Carnage slice zombie’s head

@treeman678

Жыл бұрын

In short during a zombie apocalypse Lex Luthor, Carnage and Gwen Stacy team up at Krylar's house.....

@treeman678

Жыл бұрын

And with Mera turd

"You're incredible." "I know."

@thegreatestever913

2 жыл бұрын

I always thought he said "you're a criminal" 💀

They do a “don’t swing” callback in Double Tap. He actually swings this time.

@AdamasutojrAJR

3 жыл бұрын

He swings after Columbus says swing but the zombie dodged it

Tallahassee: "These fellas really let themselves go" Columbus: "They're so fat" I don't know why, but I laugh every time.

@Luckiestof13

7 жыл бұрын

Just remember, the fatties were first to go. Lol

@j.dunbar5004

6 жыл бұрын

Luckiestof13 - Cardio

@s.sbathtub6702

6 жыл бұрын

Oh you watch Lyosacks? :0

@hafsiesami3378

5 жыл бұрын

They fattened up on the Twinkies if I remember right.

@VectormanRxQueen

4 жыл бұрын

Juan B. lol

this movie is funny as hell

@SavageP.9000

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@owenmaleski2203

3 жыл бұрын

Much as I love this movie, I want to see a movie where the apocalypse comes but everyone who owns a gun or just got too many hours in black ops just go "It's finally happening!", take to the streets and just have the time of their lives plowing through zombie hordes

"and they're so fat."

@yairgarcia6112

5 жыл бұрын

Tina u stupid

@jacobbridges7807

4 жыл бұрын

But why tho

@moopycrazytigerkingyearsago

4 жыл бұрын

Ur fat

@BioBazrad

3 жыл бұрын

"Poor fat bastards..."

@tristansolso1920

Жыл бұрын

Sorry, this is so out of the blue, but do you think they ate tainted beef or got bitten?

this movie will help you survive a zombie apocalypse

@Kinobambino

6 жыл бұрын

Eli Diamond yes, yes it will

@g-fanmax1838

3 жыл бұрын

I've been watching ZombieLand so when the corona virus mutates... I'll be ready.

@JessDC2006

3 жыл бұрын

One of my friend literally has a notebook with every single one of the Zombieland rules ..... He's prepared for anything...

@JJ-qo7th

3 жыл бұрын

@@g-fanmax1838 Point of interest, they did find that people who watched zombie movies did better against the pandemic compared to people who didn't; it served as partial mental exercise for a similar hazard.

@g-fanmax1838

3 жыл бұрын

@@JJ-qo7th I can believe that.

that store was stacked with food and BEER!! yet they fallow the girl and get screwed over lol.. and walk out with nothing?

@xqueen1234

8 жыл бұрын

You kind of need your wits in an apocalypse,so I highly doubt they can drink ever

@minecraftcoolman59

8 жыл бұрын

only when your safe you could

@xqueen1234

8 жыл бұрын

That's only like 5% of the time, MAYBE. ALWAYS BE ON ALERT, THOSE ZOMBIES ARE SUPER FAST

@iranoutofnames6444

6 жыл бұрын

he only came for the twinkies

@J040PL7

5 жыл бұрын

in a world full of zombies, getting laid becomes a high end resource.

"you got a perty mouth" best quote ever

@daevoking2620

7 жыл бұрын

1:17 not anymore 😂😂😂

@noahsmith4877

Жыл бұрын

@@daevoking2620 The best quote is 0:40

Tallahassee was always my fav. Character 😂 WHERE ARE MAH DAMN TWINKIES!

@Rosevieenla

8 жыл бұрын

Tallahassee

I don’t know why... but the look Columbus gives Tallahassee when he pulls out the shears makes me smile

Such a Han Solo esc moment “ You’re incredible...” “ I know...”

the man wants a twinkie

@yunorazegassicheah3103

7 жыл бұрын

Madison Fredrickson WHERES THE FUCKING TWINKIES😂

@sarahhenry1845

4 жыл бұрын

You're not you when you're hungry

@Spookssga

4 жыл бұрын

Don't get between a man and his Twinkie, for he wont stop until he has had his Twinkie

@bigbywolf5197

4 жыл бұрын

He atleast had one in the end right??

@fredyrodriguez8881

4 жыл бұрын

Bigby Wolf right

Perfectly good bat & he throws it away... Could have had some many home runs with that.

@50zcarsman

4 жыл бұрын

It's my belief that zombie apocalypse survivors would naturally become germophobes, if they weren't already -- even self-described hardasses like Tallahassee. With zombie blood, brains, and saliva splashing everywhere, and the human population diminished to the point where common goods like baseball bats, T-shirts, gloves, vehicles, etc. were easily found and free for the taking, a "throwaway" mentality would prevail with respect to anything that's even potentially been exposed to the zombie virus, as a result of combat or otherwise. It's just good policy not to try to clean off such stuff -- instead, scrounge more of it.

"You got a purty mouth." I laugh at that every time. Edit: 1:14

@slattrat7088

6 жыл бұрын

Bradley Clark ha

@shnawz42

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha xD I don't.

@kasperikalervo91

6 жыл бұрын

I think he says pretty

@king_olive484

6 жыл бұрын

I think he says “you got a pretty mouth “ but I know it’s funny 😆😂

@rickydog4532

6 жыл бұрын

Bradley Clark ha did you notice he says YEET when he hits the zombie

0:39 Thought you`d tell HIM that.

I kind of love Jesse's voice

@xxmemestar69xx82

7 жыл бұрын

Tyler 'The Fangirl' His voice is Blu from Rio

@xxmemestar69xx82

7 жыл бұрын

Tyler 'The Fangirl' also lex Luther from Batman vs Superman

I love the fact that he plays dueling banjos

Tallahassee was holding a guitar until 1:22, but when second zombie attacks colombus in 1:24, what tallahassee holding suddenly changed into bat.

@sopas5791

4 жыл бұрын

Its a banjo

@traehignight395

3 жыл бұрын

He probably wanted something more effective

@Carnagevenomtoxin

3 жыл бұрын

He steps back in to the next aisle in the moment so he probably switched out to the bat then.

At 0:57 I like the deliverance reference

Who knew they would become magician buddies

Gets me every time that zombie shows up and he’s like, “Whoa, Big Hoss” LOL

2:00 i wanted to see the scene how Tal teared that zombie

All you gotta do is before that build a concrete wall around a large tract of land. Make it inconspicuous, tall, but old looking. Then just live and farm in there and never leave. Make sure nobody can see over it. Never make yourself known. Plant trees around your base after a while to hide even more. If nothing can see beyond the wall other than treetops, you'll be safe. Zombies won't put the effort through, bandits probably won't think anything of it either. If you want to be safe of them, get loads of nails, and a welder, and make caltrops. coat them in your shit and piss and throw them out all over the nearby roads and paths. They pop tires and infect feet with bad bacteria.

@angelbaird2387

7 жыл бұрын

Well we all know who's gonna survive a apocalypse😂

@sargiesandco7074

7 жыл бұрын

dakotagau

@christianoraimondo1993

7 жыл бұрын

How would you afford that or get the materials?

@nton8057

7 жыл бұрын

Bandits will be attracted to anything inconspicous

@yeisonmontejo910

7 жыл бұрын

rrico

1:17 sounded like Tallahassee said *”YEET”*

@lukenmartinezbotella3324

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed to hard at that one😂😂😂

@michaelhulton3143

3 жыл бұрын

If u listen closely he actually did say yeet

0:18 when Tallahasee says his speech I agree with him.

1:19 banjos, can be surprisingly heavy.

Imagine being so badass that you can navigate using garden shears to off a huge zombie. I want this man's workout routine.

This man killed 3 zombies for a pack of twinkies *Man i probably would get killed before getting a piece of twinkie*

this dude in the walking dead would be a beast

@dannyzuko9686

4 жыл бұрын

Beta and the Whisperers would crap their pants

@commentwar7949

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he also looks like Merle Dixon. Both Tallahassee and Merle were played by different actors and I was shocked they looked and sound the same lol

Who’s here after watching the trailer of part 2 Nope just me 💁‍♂️ okay

@TheWispaler

5 жыл бұрын

me

@nokkzie

5 жыл бұрын

We are 3

@albertohuerta6963

5 жыл бұрын

WhEre'S mY tWiNkiEs aT?

@rikimaruazumaninja

5 жыл бұрын

Me can't wait for it

@nokkzie

5 жыл бұрын

@@albertohuerta6963 gonna find out in double-tap

Love the little head tilt he does to Columbus when the fat guy first shows up. "Toldja I could get 'em to come out."

Tallahassee made the zombie (who shouldn't be sentient to feel fear) reel back from terror. Beyond the impossible.

When watching this movie the first time I literally said out loud "no! Not the banjo!" It was a really nice banjo and I half expected it to shatter upon impact

The irony is that these aisles are fully stocked Haha

Tallahassee’s obsession w/ Twinkies is like me w/ these apple cinnamon muffins that the country club that I live by has them. They don’t have them all the time every weekend but when they do have them. I savor every bite of them

Come here big fella just gonna take a little of the top 😂

Rule #34 - Don't risk your life for a Twinkie Rule #35 - Always remember Rule #34

@TIBYCOLLINS

4 жыл бұрын

If you think that's what rule 34 is I'd suggest not putting that into an image search :)

@longduy114

4 жыл бұрын

@@TIBYCOLLINS Ha ha ha good one. (That's actually a good one, not trying to mock you or anything)

@sarahhenry1845

4 жыл бұрын

Rule #36 - Tallahassee will ignore rules #34 and 35

if you want to survive... "Risk your life for a Twinkie"

0:13, The Garden Weasel. I think I might've been one of about 3 people that laughed when we saw that thing.

I love how there's 10 gallons of water behind them and he's focused on twinkes

"You got a purty mouth" gets me everytime 😂

1:47 "Woah, Big Hoss" 🤣

Somebody get this man a twinkie.

*TWINKIES*

What if Tallahassee and Merle Dixon from TWD were in a movie😅

love how the last zombie just stood there for the shot instead of going after them.

Still my favorite movie

2:04 so he is just going to throw it away

My biggest question about this movie was if everything is abandoned no president or nothing how the hell is there power everywhere

1:16 he said yeet

I'm severely disappointed that all throughout Zombieland 2 there was not a single reference to Twinkles.

I avoided people like they were zombies even before they were zombies The meek shall inherit the earth

1:29 -- 1:34 TALHASSE GOT THE HOME RUN

Tallessehee is me during a zombie apocalypse in a Walmart hunting for the last bag of doritos.

@g-fanmax1838

3 жыл бұрын

Or the last box of toilet paper

@BlackDiamond2718

3 жыл бұрын

Lays

It still shocked me how them shelves were still stocked and the lights were still on.

@selonianth

2 жыл бұрын

Clearly the apocalypse happened right after stocking time... and no one looted during the chaos. Yea... that definitely happened...

@olliegoria

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, two months later?

*"They're so fat"* I'm-

I’m upset twinkies didn’t make an appearance in double tap.

Bubbys famous line

If you pause at the right time you can see a Twinkie box on the shelf as he is running

The deliverance reference in this is so in your face but no one gets it

@albertoaguilar3271

6 жыл бұрын

Most Palone bos lukis

@kokobean5921

5 жыл бұрын

What's the reference?

@banjobill8420

5 жыл бұрын

@@kokobean5921 I believe they mean Dueling Banjos but that's a general banjo tune, not really specifically Deliverance.

@Badusername2000

5 жыл бұрын

@@banjobill8420 that and the "you got a purty mouth line" theyre both in deliverance

Tallahassee is my spirit animal.

I really cannot believe this came out in 2009. Seems like just a few years ago tbh.

I love the way he say "Time to nut up or shut up"

There's a box of twinkies when the second zombie runs in

1:26-1:29 Columbus:"Don't swing, don't swing...SWING!" 10 years later(this year): Columbus:"Don't swing, don't swing...SWING....(then a zombie avoids it)

@notkoji

4 жыл бұрын

Its flagstaff hahaha

@TerraGreatestLoveMachine

4 жыл бұрын

And second swing hit columbus's head?

This movie is almost 10 years old. Wow.

When he plays the banjo it reminds of left 4 dead 2

Tallahassee has the best one liners. "Time to nut up or shut up" "you got a pretty mouth" "Come here big fella, I'm just gonna take a little off the top"

How did he see that one before it came around the corner

@randomguy9194

4 жыл бұрын

Foot steps sound

Twinkies remind me too my past so squeaky

This is why you don't mess with the Bard in D&D.

1:47 Twinkie box..

@Lucashoshino

Жыл бұрын

Where I don't see it

Who would expect a zombie invasion to look this fun? 😃

Those two sure like being in the same movies. They both play in Now you see me. I would do that for Twinkies. I love this movie. Best Zombie Movie ever!!

I love him when he said (time to nut up or shut up)

0:31 hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Lol this is what happens when you try to steal the grocery market😅

1:32 it sounded like the zombie saying all right

1:46 he walked right past a box of twinkies

Tallahasee is hot to me idk why maybe its his confidence XD

@My_besties-bestie

3 жыл бұрын

Stache

This movie is fantastic, I remember seeing this for the first time when I was 12, I loved it, and I still love it, for me, Woody Harrelson stole the show, and Emma Stone (God she's cute), but Jesse Iesenberg did good too, I loved his character, but anyways, that's my lil review of this film, it's a must see if you love action, blood, humor and zombies, solid 9.5/10❤️😈

Remember folks, make sure you stock up on twinkies before the zombie apocalypse starts!😆😂🤣👍

it came out in 2009 and still is a king movie

"Jesus Christ, you are a dangerous man." What was your first clue?

Charles "Tallahassee" Jefferson: These fellas really let themselves go. Edward "Columbus" Jameson: But they're so fat. Me: Oh my god.

@roarmbee7045

4 жыл бұрын

how do you know their real name?

@larrypoppins6273

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know their real names? The name they explicitly say is "Christa".

So this is what Pepper is doing now a days 😂😂

1:57 That fat zombie be like: (chuckles) *I'm in danger*