This entire video feels like watching Dankus fall down a flight of stairs

@2Links

Жыл бұрын

Truly the Dankus UK experience

@Spartan117xxxxxx

Жыл бұрын

@@2Links Yeah, I feel like whenever he plays UK, it is an absolute dumpsterfire

@tyd521

Жыл бұрын

That’s FDR’s job

@clusterfuck7375

Жыл бұрын

Its more like watching him fall up a flight of stairs since he seems to win everytime he gets sealioned.

@noneofyourbusiness9489

Жыл бұрын

@@clusterfuck7375 Sealion noob trap bait and switch.

This is the universe where McArthur was in charge of the European theatre

@alect525

Жыл бұрын

Or where Arthur Harris was given the US Nuclear controls

@mosquito7307

Жыл бұрын

BAHAHA

@ethanmcfarland8240

Жыл бұрын

MacArthur*

@doommuffin2663

Жыл бұрын

time traveler kicks a rock: Europe: Welp, I guess it’s time not to exist anymore

@nicolauslr9937

Жыл бұрын

​​@@ethanmcfarland8240 McCheese*

The Marshall plan about to be expensive as FUCK 💀

@aureklanderson4498

Жыл бұрын

Nag, the morganthu plan is happening in this world

@mileshostetler2469

9 ай бұрын

@@aureklanderson4498I don’t think there is a Germany left to deindustrialize

@aureklanderson4498

9 ай бұрын

strip the knolege of flame making from the tetons lol@@mileshostetler2469

@OnlyGrafting

4 ай бұрын

​@mileshostetler2469 in this world they'd be better off making Central Europe an impassable nuclear wasteland to prevent war with the soviets.

@chinsaw2727

3 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@mileshostetler2469 Indeed

Patrolling the Balkans almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

@alect525

Жыл бұрын

Fallout: Bulgaria complete with Constantine's Legion

@keirangray902

Жыл бұрын

True to Musolin... I mean Ceaser

@petesperandio

Жыл бұрын

Fallout: New Varna.

@steffanyschwartz7801

Жыл бұрын

@@petesperandioFallout set in Albania where everything is fine due to the bunkers

@blazko_wicz2222

Жыл бұрын

@@steffanyschwartz7801 Fallout is already present day Albania simulator

*Dankus getting Sealioned feels like such a classic at this point...*

@RhelrahneTheIdiot

Жыл бұрын

It was all part of the Dankus master plan for decimating the German army and distracting them from the USSR.

@augustkoningen9970

Жыл бұрын

I ask myself all the time If He gets chronically stupid when playing Britain, or I just dont understand multiplayer...

@antosqa7343

Жыл бұрын

Actually 5Head strat to lure Germany in and convoy raid him to death

@icecoldpolitics8890

Жыл бұрын

What you mean at this point? I have been getting hit with the back to the future meme for about the last three Dankus UKs

@jonatanlj747

Жыл бұрын

You know what? You know what? I'll say it. I'll be the one to say it, Dankus UK is weak.

"Sea lion is a noob trap" yes, this is what the axis high command determined in 1940. Glad the hoi4 community caught up XD

@jonathansibrian695

Жыл бұрын

What if you sealion and cap brits but then inmediate retreated,just leaving a token force so you dont lose everything?

@mal5245

Жыл бұрын

​@jonathan sibrian well then they'll easily retake it and the US will have joined the war a year earlier basically jumo starting their economy

@pagatryx5451

Жыл бұрын

Not really. They wanted to invade, just couldn't. Hence the Battle of/for Britain being called as such. If they succeeded in capturing the UK, then the US would have had a hard time getting involved.

@quentintin1

Жыл бұрын

seelowe is only a viable thing if they can pull it off before the US joins the war of after capitulating the soviets whichever comes first

@seanmac1793

Жыл бұрын

Well, the German Navy determined that the Army still believed that it was to quote Jodl "a river crossing along a broad front". Batshit crazy man.

Both sides having nukes is a very interesting dynamic. No more strategic depth. No more well thought out battle plans. Just a mad scramble to blow up the enemy's air capability before they do the same to you.

@Michaelonyoutub

Жыл бұрын

i am pretty sure there was a counter strategy developed that you can kinda see employed by the axis where they made an airport in every state and had only 100-200 planes in it to avoid losing everything with one nuke, but someone still fucked up and had like 3 to 4 thousand planes in that one airport.

@egesisli5694

Жыл бұрын

​@@Michaelonyoutubmy best guess is that they were re organising their air and just for few seconds they were stacked and by pure inconvenience bo was checking on their airports that moment

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot

Жыл бұрын

Mutually Assured Destruction.

@zane990

Жыл бұрын

@@egesisli5694 yep and it was golden lol

@ethanyeung6216

Жыл бұрын

​@@zane990 of course it was golden lol

I like that he nukes The Hague first, that way they couldn’t retroactively try Bo for warcrimes.

@noinfo1018

Жыл бұрын

Cant have the Nuremberg trials if Nuremberg doesn’t exist -axis high command, 1946

Kaboom

@mackenziecoleman8103

Жыл бұрын

SMH at least watch the video before commenting

@infiniteupgrade

Жыл бұрын

bo please stop feasting on infants. this is my 5th child now.

@gamersgaming5763

Жыл бұрын

👍

@PGSTANTHEMAN

Жыл бұрын

Love to see you still be uploading after more then 5/6 years of content (and I'm also still here lol)

@malcolmcotie5918

Жыл бұрын

Why can't you be normal

That was an insane game. Would love to see an Axis POV. Especially when the Stettin bombing happened which massacred the whole Luftwaffe.

@SupremeRTS

Жыл бұрын

Does nuking an airport kill the planes too? Or is it just the plane capacity

@noneofyourbusiness9489

Жыл бұрын

@@SupremeRTS Kills the planes.

@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863

Жыл бұрын

@@SupremeRTS Nuclear detonation tends to not mix well with aluminium planes yes.

@SupremeRTS

Жыл бұрын

@@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 is this on vanilla too? Or just the mod

@TheKonkaman

Жыл бұрын

@@SupremeRTS vanilla

When the game lasts beyond 1945, nukes become the deciding factor in who will win. Nothing wins wars like dumping dozens of nukes onto your enemies until there's nothing left to nuke... Then you keep nuking just in case. Or to prove a point. Or both.

@A_Dragovich

Жыл бұрын

The Great Trial

@quentintin1

Жыл бұрын

you keep nuking to prove the point that you can nuke them in case they try to be funny

@oliverheatly6461

Жыл бұрын

@@A_Dragovich TNO reference?!?!

@A_Dragovich

Жыл бұрын

@@oliverheatly6461 IN YOUR BOKOEN1 COMMENT SECTION?! It's more likely than you think

To be honest, this was one of the most entertaining games in a while, not just the nukes, but because it really went back and forth between Axis and Allies. Yeah, it is torture that these games last this long (I believe the stream was like 7+ hours long) but I ended up watching every second of it. Also Dankus being sealion'd is a certified BOBG classic.

@TheArklyte

Жыл бұрын

Well, the nukes too. Since we never see them and majority of the audience weren't even aware that nuking airfileds destroys all planes😂

Gotta give the Axis bois credit where it's due, not often you see an Axis survive so long under constant nuclear bombardment. The fact they lasted close to 47 is insane. Definitely one of the best Hoi episodes this year!

@Eterna7Forms

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same! That was one heck of a campaign.

@b1indmailman

Жыл бұрын

Usually after the air force is dead they just surrender immediately so it was pretty funny to see them fight to the end

The funniest part was jumping over to Golden's stream to watch the moment when the 3-4k planes were nuked. Golden complains about his coop's micro of the airforce and says he's taking over to sort it out, and within about 8 seconds he's moved every single plane to one airfield and gotten them all destroyed. Truely a Golden moment.

@infiniminer7677

2 ай бұрын

wait seriously? I need to see this

Whenever there are nukes in a hoi game, there is most likely incompetence before barb

I love how Bo basically nuked the shit out of the Germans with one hand and lend-leased the entire Soviet army with the other XD

@somewhereelse1235

Жыл бұрын

The only difference between this and history is that Bo brought atomic fire to Dresden.

@ladywaffle2210

Жыл бұрын

"One fist of fire, the other of steel, if the right one don't getcha then the left one will!" -Sixteen Tons (slightly paraphrased)

@raizors1331

Жыл бұрын

"Tell me what you need, I can give you a new army if you want a new army" - Gigachad bokoen1

@hello-rq8kf

2 ай бұрын

@@ladywaffle2210YWNBAW

@ladywaffle2210

2 ай бұрын

@@hello-rq8kf a trans woman is sexier than you, cope and seethe

I like how the end of the game with the nukes is just a game of battleship

@KleinesStein

Жыл бұрын

“Damn it, you sunk my entire tank corps” “No! You sunk my Luftwaffe”

@crook7493

Жыл бұрын

"Nuke B7 please"

@kylerowsley

Жыл бұрын

Fitting given the german strategy.

Man, it feels like you turned the military-industrial complex up by eleven with the amount of nuclear firepower you brought to this game.

@rnglillian8081

Жыл бұрын

That and basically being the USSR's factory

@pcslug3122

Жыл бұрын

American steel and plutonium, arsenals of democracy.

@alect525

Жыл бұрын

gonna need one hell of a Marshall Plan

@amraniussilber5244

Жыл бұрын

@@alect525 I don't think Marshall plan can help much with nuclear radiations...

The British military wargamed Sealion after the war, and I'm pretty sure they came to the conclusion that even in the best circumstances German forces in Britain would have been starved for supplies as the Royal Navy patrolled the Channel. I think they even concluded that Sealion might have shortened the war.

@12gark

Жыл бұрын

The point was the air: Germany never Sea Lioned not because of the Royal Navy, but because of the RAF. With complete air dominance, the Royal Navy wouldn't be able to do anything to German convoys, but they never got to the point of actually neutralizing the RAF. That has always been clear, Churchill said it himself.

@graffitisamurai

Жыл бұрын

@@12gark It's a combination. The wargames concluded that even if the Germans kept attacking the RAF, they would be unable to achieve air superiority over the channel. This would allow the Royal Navy to disrupt German supply lines. I never said the Royal Navy was why the Germans actually didn't proceed with Sealion

12:02 that "I love you" was so proudly and genuinely spoken, I really enjoyed that

@grandmapepe8331

Жыл бұрын

I meant what I said 😎

@CrisisHedgehog

8 ай бұрын

7:42

The fact that they modded you in as a general and you held the Faroe Islands. LMAO

@alect525

Жыл бұрын

only could have been better if in game Bokoen retook Schleswig Holstein

@goldenfiberwheat238

Жыл бұрын

@@alect525he nuked it instead

@Nothing-1w3

Жыл бұрын

@@goldenfiberwheat238 a good compromise

@hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger

Жыл бұрын

General Bokoen1 also seems to have the substance abuser trait if you look closely.

@thisisaname5589

Жыл бұрын

@@hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger Yeah, he's an opiate addict. Hah

Everybody gansta until MacArthur takes control of the european theater and unleashes nuclear winter

Bulgerian tanks: *exist* Us airforce: "for me?"

The script was outstanding today, thank you sir Bokoen

@ethanduncan1646

Жыл бұрын

Writers start with the classic Dankus getting Seolioned then flawlessly transitioned to carpet nuking Germany.

@KnownNiche1999

Жыл бұрын

@@ethanduncan1646 Truly one of the scripts of all time

@Hidz88

Жыл бұрын

​@@ethanduncan1646 ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥

It was really a treat to experience the brief moment of madness when they counter nuked you as their last gambit, only to see that airport get restocked immediately.

Bo really be lining the release up with recent Russian announcements

@schambal9315

Жыл бұрын

That danish hound know something we don't

@thecommunistdoggo1008

Жыл бұрын

@@schambal9315 I refuse to believe this is an accident

@jamesmccomb9525

Жыл бұрын

What announcement?

@holycountryenterprise2997

Жыл бұрын

​@@jamesmccomb9525 I agree what announcement

@axdde6428

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesmccomb9525 nukes in belarus im guessing although they have been planning that since last year

Five years ago.... I lost 3,000 planes in the blink of an eye... And Bokoen just FUCKING watched....

@goldenfiberwheat238

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Bokoen going the full Hiroshima RP by leaving cautionary leaflets in the chat before bombing

@equilintogo5378

8 ай бұрын

Except that's a patchwork myth; the leaflets prepared for Hiroshima was dropped only after it was nuked (didn't finish printing in time). The leaflets commonly shown in this argument are about the firebombs.

i'm just imagining how amsterdam literally no longer exists in this universe because you nuked it, it's gonna be underwater

@goldenfiberwheat238

Жыл бұрын

“I’m gonna make Rotterdam look like a firecracker”

@alect525

Жыл бұрын

@@goldenfiberwheat238 "They have sowed the seeds and shall reap the whirlwind " "But the Dutch are our allies" "I said REAP THE WHIRLWIND"

@the-letter_s

Жыл бұрын

Saeftinghe moment

That meme with the shell hitting the german tank, the commander saying: "Schieße," and then fucking exploding? Yeah that was golden this game W USA

After watching this game live on Bo's channel, I've taken a look at Golden's (Germany) VOD to see his reaction to some critical moments. Losing Britain was very surreal. Golden could not accept the fact that the island was doomed. He saw that he had no convoys, that all of the units were out of supply, but he fixated on the fact that his coop defended a river in Scotland instead of mountains on the England-Scotland border. He kept repeating that his coop lost the game, because 'with good micro, it was an EASY year or two delay for the allies'. Completely delusional.

@thatonejoey1847

Жыл бұрын

Actual hitler moment

@croma2068

Жыл бұрын

​@@thatonejoey1847 it's not a bokoen1 hoi4 game if nobody on the axis actually roleplays hitler

@awakenDeepBlue

Жыл бұрын

Actual Downfall moment.

@Robotmudkip99

Жыл бұрын

Can you post a link to the vod

@Cudge1

Жыл бұрын

DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL moment

USSR's "give me ATs, rifles, horses, arty, sup, AA and I'll build 80 divisions" seems historically accurate

Golden told his coop “you suck at air I’m taking over” and got half his planes nuked literally ten seconds later by moving them all to Stettin to reorganize.

I love how the bokoen1 general has a drug addict trait as well

@alect525

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that it is a custom trait called the rat general, I think it is from the Bokoen general mod on the workshop

Bo was literally playing America like the Sugar Daddy they were during WW2, holy shit.

I love it how Dankus is considered one of the best hoi4 players in the community. Then this man gets into a bo game. At which point he just becomes the dude who always get sealioned, or loses half his army as Romania while not paying attention.

@TheIastfan112

Жыл бұрын

To be fair he did get banned from Bo's games for a few months last year along with a few others for basically being too good and making the games unfun for non meta players. That said, even back then he would get Sealioned because that's his kryptonite.

@datboi7893

Жыл бұрын

Germany built 80 dockyards just to meme Dankus. That alone is a W for the Soviets. Imagine the IC being spent on building those, as well as the resources required for all these ships.

@user-vj1cw8vf7v

Жыл бұрын

Really, every game with him he gets clowned. When has he been good?

@belgarath6508

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-vj1cw8vf7vdig into the lore of hoi4 in a nutshell and you'll see.

@raizors1331

Жыл бұрын

@@datboi7893 To be fair USA supply the whole USSR army this game because the USSR got clapped quite hard sooooooo

This is genuinely the best Kobeon2 video I've ever seen. The amount of carpet nuking to destroy the entire globe, especially with the german nukes. Germany, Netherlands, Bulgaria, Lithuania, Denmark, and Sweden getting reduced to a toxic smog

Nice preview of what a Cold War DLC would look like lol

Bo defending the Faroe Islands truly the most patriotic Dane moment

@equilintogo5378

Жыл бұрын

Also patriotic Dane: *nukes Denmark*

Truly a certified BOBG classic

Germany: *Invests in the Navy.* The Allies: "He can't keep getting away with this!".

Imagine if Hoi had a nuclear winter effect for dropping so many nukes.

@awakenDeepBlue

Жыл бұрын

In Terra Invicta, the global economy takes a hit when nukes are used. I'm not even the US could drop enough nukes to trigger nuclear winter. Edit: I mean back then in the WWII time period.

@potato88872

Жыл бұрын

​@@awakenDeepBlue did you forget just how many nukes of all type the U.s have now ?

@awakenDeepBlue

Жыл бұрын

@@potato88872 sorry, I meant back during WWII. The US was only producing 1 nuke per month.

Dankus UK is like a pendulum. It's either good or he gets capitulated 😂

@crazyduck156

Жыл бұрын

When has he been good?

@ejwwilson2481

Жыл бұрын

Fair point lol

It just kills me how the USA’s lend-lease numbers just kept getting bigger and the player kept getting more enthusiastic about mailing them places

Now imagine if the game counted civilian casualties, half of Europe is simply gone.

@vonplaful

6 ай бұрын

Oh it doesn’t count it ? That’s really sad, I can’t imagine those numbers, and the state of the earth after the war..

"We are going to win this war, not the army or the navy, nor fighter command, but Us, Nuclear command" -Arthur "Bo(koen)mber" Harris

marshall plan cancelled boys, europe aint coming back from this one

Me watching an older bo vid and seeing a new vid being posted just now is exactly what I needed.

Best moment, Danish BO general at 1:27 As blessed as a car crash.

imagine explaining to the dutch government in exile you had to nuke amsterdam in order to liberate it

@IDOLA149

Жыл бұрын

"do you want the good news or the bad news first"

1951, West Germany 5 years ago, I just lost 3000 planes in the blink of an eye And Golden just f*cking watched.

i was so certain it was over about 20 times during this game. and i only knew they won after the total nuclear domination of germany, it was honestly close

@willkrueger3857

Жыл бұрын

This is honestly an extremely impressive Axis game

@12gark

Жыл бұрын

​@@willkrueger3857 it's also an impressive shit from Russia. I mean, Bo lend leased them 2 armies, nuked Germany into oblivion and they barely survived. I mean, it's quite ridiculous.

At 12:42 you bombed the airfield of the city "Neumünster". I am watching this sitting just a kilometer away from said airport/airstrip. Btw the city has also been bombed to hell because of our vital railway hup leading to the north and south between Kiel and Hamburg. Just some random facts. Great Vid

Bokoen title: nuclear warfare Dankus title: the British master bait

They said my UK was weak…

@dwightd.eisenhower2031

Жыл бұрын

Crazy sea lion bait

@moekitsune

6 ай бұрын

It is lmao

One of the coolest games in a long time, watching both sides go blow for blow in that initial nuclear slugfest was gripping and it really made the whole war feel so protracted when nobody surrendered early as can happen a lot

This is actually a badass alternate timeline in WW2. Nuclear warfare with an Allied victory.

That moment when you accidentally stall sleeping for so long that u get to watch the new Bo video

I absolutely love this. Nukes make the endgame 10 times more fun and chaotic. I wish we'd see more long ass wars like that

Time to play a game of Thermonuclear Warfare.

10/10 Script this video is the culmination of years of writing by the Bokoen creative team.

Bo: I need more nukes for this! Axis: “The dwarf has played his little trick he can only play it once.”

@joshuacowling2237

2 ай бұрын

I Understood That Reference 🤓😎

"Peace in Europe! Now enjoy the sea of radioactive glass and cobalt."

This is already my favorite bokoen video. The utter destruction is insane and was extremely morbid

New from Bokoen1: 16:35 minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos.

>Europe is now a smoldering, radioactive ruin Churchill: "Congratulations everyone, we saved Europe!"

I see Bo is channeling his inner McArthur today

I love how the first thing Bo did was nuke the hague, so that no ibternatuonal criminal court could convict him of warcrimes

I would pay anything to hear what the axis warroom sounded like during this video

First time nukes have ever had game impact ever in HOI4 history.

Truman: "We should be careful with our nukes lest we provoke the end of the world" McArthur: "GIMME A TARGET, WE NO LONGER HAVE A LOCK, I NEED GREEN AIR"

Once the nukes started dropping I started hearing TNO's Burgundian Lullaby playing and it kept getting louder and louder...

I love how you go to Dankus' channel and see him portraying himself as a meta god and then you come here and see how actually incompetent he really is

"Forty thousand planes used to fly here. Now it's a ghost airfield" Some SAS commander, 1946

Most enjoyful hoi4 video ive seen in a while. The axis and allies fighting till the end with a bunch of nukes. Should be like this every game imo

I did not realise that Nuking an airport would destroy all the planes in it. I mean I guess it makes sense but still. This would have been very useful in a PRC campaign that took me until 1956 (not road to 56 mod as well) because I decided to reclaim the soviets after they lost to Germany, I just slowly grinded down their planes and had so many problems in getting air supremacy, and I had tonnes of nukes just lying around most of the time.

@aoki6332

Жыл бұрын

its exactly why in mutli the first target is air once both side have nuke a lot like irl both soviet and American nuclear plan had silo, airport and command center as principal target at first then the secondary objectives are launch city, economic sector, port, industrial land etc the plan is not to win but to lose the least

@dudududu1926

Жыл бұрын

@@aoki6332 Americans after nuclear exchange with the Soviet, destroying the world in the process: "Guess we won, Detroit is still intact"

@aoki6332

Жыл бұрын

@@dudududu1926 we have 200 people left you have 0 we won XD

@dwightd.eisenhower2031

Жыл бұрын

@@dudududu1926 Bit Detroit is already an irradiated hell hole?

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t.

dankus at esports: Madlad dankus in mp: monkeh

Gotta say, it's always nice watching a meta-tryhard like Dankus crash and burn.

Getting to a video this early? Now THAT'S getting big bucks on Bokoen's channel.

All I’ve realized is that living by one of the world busiest airports means I will probably be one of the first to die in WW3

4:12 It's always quite weird when the land BEHIND your troops capitaluates. Bo should've been able to retreat into Scotland.

One of the absolute best episodes of the series

we definitely need a full length episode and possibly even a axis pov on this one

Always nice to see a Hearts of Uranium vid.

@goldenfiberwheat238

Жыл бұрын

🎶I got uranium feaver 🎶

Imagine being a Soviet commander and the Americans are just dropping nukes everywhere without even being requested.

I like how I see the axis powers only able to drop one nuke Before their whole airforce gets nuked to utter oblivion.

This was a lot of fun to watch

Golden be like “I lost 4,000 fighters in the blink of an eye and the world just fucking watched.”

"4000 planes used to live here now its a ghost airfield"

Dankus back at it again with the classic lure them in Sealion. He really let them think they had it this time.

This was so fun, one of the most entertaning streams in a while

an alternate reality where the marines, instead of suffering from heat exhaustion on peleliu, now suffer freezing to death in scotland

Bo: "bombing Copenhagen! nuking Copenhage-" *stream ends suddenly*

Bokoen1: "You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this."

This was one of my favorite of all times from you guys

Bo over here with a davy crockett on his shoulder.

Watching this video was like seeing a speed run of the development of actual nuclear combat theory through the 50s.

someone needs to make an artpiece depicting what the destruction of 4000 planes by nuclear fire would look like

“You need to nuke Amsterdam again” Dankus you monster