Not with a thousand condoms, Howard - The Big Bang Theory
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Penny kills spiders for Sheldon and Leonard. Sheldon finds out neighbors upstairs are moving out.
S02E19 - The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition episode
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@alejandrodavidbolanos82
2 жыл бұрын
Penny: the perfect girl if you're a Genius or simply want to stop being normal.
I never met them. That's what made them perfect. Words to live by
@DeckardCain1986
4 жыл бұрын
Vico SDL i think the same
@Surfer041
3 жыл бұрын
Not liking most people is common among most humans.
@tonyibraham5931
3 жыл бұрын
@Amira Djiar so you just copy the original comment as your comment? Twice? Lol.
@pflaffik
3 жыл бұрын
My wife was denied a 0% instalment deal on a 125cc scooter because we didnt know the neighbours name. We were proud of not knowing them, suddenly it was bad? Refused to accept it so we bought the scooter cash, from the nearest competing store.
@alibatley28
2 жыл бұрын
@@Surfer041 Ask Brock Lesnar
"I tried making it better, he would'nt go for it." Classic.
@bidlingodoop4673
3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's wouldn't.
@calebmorri
2 жыл бұрын
@@bidlingodoop4673 Yep, the apostrophe takes the place of the missing letter in the contraction (e.g. "would not" becomes "wouldn't", with the apostrophe taking the place of the "o").
@LucasHenrique-vu9yj
2 жыл бұрын
Hello there 8 years later. I mean, "there-there".
@Huqe
Жыл бұрын
@@LucasHenrique-vu9yj Haha :D
Penny's logic. If you can't make it better, make it worse.
@youmustcreateachanne
7 жыл бұрын
Rather, if you can't make it better with Sheldon, mess with his head (which actually *is* better).
@OmsoiTekken
6 жыл бұрын
Doesn't mean that applies to every situation.
@pheonixridone8940
6 жыл бұрын
Trinexx360 the horror
@aitorjara100
6 жыл бұрын
Well your logic is probably worse than cat's logic but here we are
@JudyTheAlien
6 жыл бұрын
She tried to comfort him but he wasn’t taking it
"I never met them, that's what made them so perfect". This is probably the most relatable thing Sheldon has ever said.
0:34 KIlls me every time Penny: Not with 1000 condoms, Howard Howard: So there IS a number?!
@FoxGamer39618
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He's a pervert to the core.
@NYmovieGIRL
9 жыл бұрын
Jasper Fox nah. he's harmless. but I do kinda miss Horndog Howard now that he's settled down.
@EricGraham94
9 жыл бұрын
Howard is so shameless it's hilarious
@rawansinger77
8 жыл бұрын
+NYmovieGIRL I wanted him before Bernadette 😭😭
@SeizeTheDay95
6 жыл бұрын
Threw up in my mouth a little...
I love it when leonard knows sheldon's reaction would be in every situation
@IrvineBrooks
2 жыл бұрын
I lovr how he really acts like i know sheldon this will be so painful
@NazriB
2 жыл бұрын
Lies again? FOX NEWS
I love how penny's relationship develops with each of the guys to the point where she's like a mother to them I especially love the one-on-one moments with her and Sheldon those are priceless
@pflaffik
3 жыл бұрын
Thats your interpretation, mine is that you need counselling for mother issues. Or an actual experience to teach you why its bad. I had this party companion from a strict muslim country who had such issues, i strongly warned him about it but he still brought a 50+ lady to his room, the regrets was massive and he felt sick about it for days but he got thoroughly cured, now he dates happily with young women.
@juanvidaurre9844
2 жыл бұрын
@@pflaffik lmfaooooooo
@TheBigTopStreaker
2 жыл бұрын
@@pflaffik What the fuck?
@Pneuma6969
2 жыл бұрын
@@pflaffik youre the one that needs help 🤦♀️.
@thedwarvenking8127
2 жыл бұрын
@@pflaffik brooooo what?😂
"I never met them, that's what makes them perfect", the one sentence that tells us why we love this show. It would be a nightmare to live with sheldon.
@coolrank12
2 жыл бұрын
And Leonard is being forced to suffer for it since he lives with him
@DVankeuren
2 жыл бұрын
@@coolrank12 Not really forced, he could up and leave like the last guy.
@kimberlywiederhold627
2 жыл бұрын
If Sheldon were a real person he would be dead and no one would be in jail.
@jimmym3352
2 жыл бұрын
I just realized I'm like Sheldon. My perfect neighbors are the ones I never have to see, or more importantly, hear.
@SanStar0
2 жыл бұрын
Every sentence that comes out of his mouth tells us it would be a nightmare to live with Sheldon
2:23 fear in Penny's eyes, brilliantly played
2:06 L: "Why are you making it worse?" P: "I tried making it better he wouldn't go for it"
Sheldon sounds like an agitated cat when he starts going "nononono" 🤣🤣🤣
A tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg xD
@Zipyourlid
6 жыл бұрын
Autobot AvengerXL5 I tried making it better he wouldn't go for it
@jonathancook4022
4 жыл бұрын
Theres one above me now and its as anoying as it sounds.
@Fazzel
2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathancook4022 -- Maybe you offer to buy him a foam rubber tip for his leg.
@warreng675
Жыл бұрын
Cast of Stomp
Penny channels Sheldon's mother so well in this scene.
My favorite bit of Sheldon "a family of cats jumping from drape to drape"
@DavK-zf3wo
5 жыл бұрын
Olenska k
@scene2much
3 жыл бұрын
It needs to be a Screen Saver
0:49 Sheldon’s “What?” is priceless 😂
Howard: so 1001 condoms it is, see you tonight Penny
@TimpBizkit
2 жыл бұрын
And then he tries "stealthing" it.
@artusanctus997
Жыл бұрын
😂
I can't believe how creepy Howard used to be.
@vjviju8125
3 жыл бұрын
He is not bad he Howard... Every person has Howard in him
@vjviju8125
3 жыл бұрын
@Vulpesanguis17 den u have penny in u 🤣
@yesshh2952
3 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Bingham to be fair to him tho...he was babied by his mom since he was young so being independent is eh plus like his dad left when he was young. How do you expect him to be a good father if he never had a father figure himself
@abdulghanialmasri5550
2 жыл бұрын
Howard is not a realistic character, they exaggerated his character. The whole show is not realistic and it was not meant to be so, it was meant to be funny. In reality, guys like Howard and Leonard will never have a chance with girls like Bernadette and Penny, but as I said, it is about comedy, not about reality.
@beanshady
2 жыл бұрын
@@abdulghanialmasri5550 Great comment 👍
I feel like anyone whose ever had to rent an apartment might sympathize with Sheldon here. Living within thin walls can be a truly tedious form of torture.
The way she says "The cast of STOMP" just makes me giggle. ohhhh how I love her!!
Penny's reaction at the end was way better than Sheldon's. 🤣🤣
"So there is a number" 😂🤣😂Gets me everytime😄
Sheldon's face is so adorable when he's worried about something. No no no no no.... The horror....
Can we take a moment to appreciate Howard's character development? He came off as a creep and big flirt but dropped all that and became a good husband/father with Bernadette
@DVankeuren
2 жыл бұрын
There at the beginning it was like sexual predator sort of creepy. Got old pretty fast, just like Raj's not being able to talk to girls.
@elijahvigil7467
2 жыл бұрын
@@DVankeuren agreed
@joebone3151
2 жыл бұрын
@@DVankeuren well yeah but we all knew that one nerdy guy. They end up being really nice and after actual social interaction evolve like Howard Raj however that's Raj. Sheldon is Sheldon. Leonard is the man.
@superstarultra28
2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Bernadette stayed the same unlikable bitch throughout the entire show.
@Fazzel
2 жыл бұрын
@@superstarultra28 -- Though Bernadette was a lot more naive in the beginning.
Sheldon’s initial reaction when Penny first breaks the news at 0:49 is priceless
Tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg got me laughing 😂😂😂
As someone that life’s in an apartment building I sympathize with Sheldon. Never met any of my neighbors except for one time when the building next door was on fire
@HowIamDriving
2 жыл бұрын
tell us more.
@sirbassoon1844
2 жыл бұрын
@@HowIamDriving well we had to leave the building, due to the potential of the fire spreading. So we just stood there at the street and plaza. And since i was one of the first out there (due to having seen the fire from my window). So i struck up a conversation with a few tenants around my age. Nice people. havent seen them again though. Thoug there was an incident where someone got shot in the street next to mine. Unreleated though.
@HowIamDriving
2 жыл бұрын
@@sirbassoon1844 Oh, okay. Stay safe.
@sirbassoon1844
2 жыл бұрын
@@HowIamDriving well thank you. (Nothing happened, the fire didnt spread and nobody got hurt, except for my sleep schedule). Yuu stay safe too
@HowIamDriving
2 жыл бұрын
@@sirbassoon1844 Thx.
Leonard's reactions are the best.
"I never met them. That's what made them perfect." Never thought I'd say this, but can relate to Sheldon. To anyone who may ever become a neighbor, never feel the need to interact with me. Just leave me be.
@batsonelectronics
2 жыл бұрын
this is why I have always bought non attached houses with at least 1/3 acre of land and no one any closer than 100 feet to my house. it has served me well.
@tycarne7850
2 жыл бұрын
@@batsonelectronics So, you're a serial killer?
@batsonelectronics
2 жыл бұрын
@@tycarne7850 what ? Because I don't like the thumping and noises from having people live above you or directly beside you ? Grow up.
@tycarne7850
2 жыл бұрын
@@batsonelectronics Wow! So, you definitely DO have something to hide then? Because you've reacted very strongly to a jokey comment there, which does seem to indicate something is going on with you - serial killer, terrorist, kiddy fiddler, that sort of thing.
@donovanwilliams29
2 жыл бұрын
@@batsonelectronics I hear you, no one wants to hear neighbors arguing or uncontrolled kids screaming or any of that other shit after working a long day when you want to come home and relax with peace and quiet
I try it to make it better but he wouldnt go for it haha lol penny
@pittland44
9 жыл бұрын
An even bigger problem than steamed dumplings.
@treeanimation368
7 жыл бұрын
Blanca Rosales learn grammar
@blancarosales3400
7 жыл бұрын
leave me alone
Penney's reaction to Howard"s plan to move in upstairs the horror at 2:39 is🤣🤣
2:02 wooden leg lol
@Sm.123
4 жыл бұрын
😂
"I tried making it better he wouldn't go for it" I mean she's not wrong she did try 😂😂
00:55 Sheldon suddenly became colonel Kurtz.
@crossroads2723
Жыл бұрын
Omfg love that reference!
1:18 and from here i Think Leonard is asking him self: why the hell do I live with this maniac
@yusurkassem4174
3 жыл бұрын
Lol i love that he stayed in the same position 😂
1:07 You’re like putting a new fish in the tank. You don’t just DROP IT in. 😂😂😂
@tahraethestoryteller6079
2 жыл бұрын
Let the bag sit in the water awhile!
@KinsukGhosh
2 жыл бұрын
@@tahraethestoryteller6079 THE HORROR
@user-iy2ud1ki4l
2 жыл бұрын
@@KinsukGhosh sheldon sure it's gonna be fine
"I tried making it better and he wouldn't go for it!" LOL
Leonard: Shhhh! Sheldon: Whaa--aa-at?
“A tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg.” Has to be one of my favourite tv lines ever
THE HORROR!!!
Look At Sheldon's Face At 1: 16
@NYmovieGIRL
9 жыл бұрын
linda fullmer What about at 1:03!?
@grimmkingadamtaurus1925
6 жыл бұрын
linda fullmer 1:16 Now people can actually click on it
@wilsonirungu27
6 жыл бұрын
linda fullmer 1:16
@stumbleducklillith2360
6 жыл бұрын
Look at Howard's face while it's paused. Lol
@in-DirectSpanish
6 жыл бұрын
He looks like gollum, isn't he?? 😯
A tap dancing pirate with a wooden leeeeeg
Kaley cuoco has extraordinary humor sense...
@freerunner0682
5 жыл бұрын
she doesnt write the script buddy
@zipzingg
3 жыл бұрын
wait did you actually think the actors make their own jokes?
@ninjanibba4259
3 жыл бұрын
@@zipzingg it's the actors job to make the jokes sound good in delivery and attitude
@aly8950
7 ай бұрын
@@freerunner0682no shit it’s called good delivery
I couldn't hear what penny said to Howard after he said she looked particularity ravishing that day
@rylenb.4827
8 жыл бұрын
This may be a little late, but she said "Not with a thousand condoms Howard."
LMAO "So there is a number..."
I am penny minus the being a hot girl
Penny's leg 🦵action when she says tap dancers😆
No no no no was priceless
Laugh tracks are funny. They always gauge how much we should laugh. Ha ha ha.
When howard says "you look particularly ravishing" his voice got so deep and hot. He and sheldon and the souls of this show. But they didn't use howard to his full potential i suppose
@the_varunrvel
3 жыл бұрын
He's like Hawkeye of BBT. Underutilized even being part of main gang
@stargazer7644
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously get a room already.
@jasperdevries1726
2 жыл бұрын
@@the_varunrvel ... and desperately trying to hit things.
@the_varunrvel
2 жыл бұрын
@@jasperdevries1726 Hawkeye hits better than Howard
I love Penny's look here the best out of all the seasons and all the episodes.
Great writing and cast with this show!
Penny dialogues are great
"They steamed your dumplings, get over it." 😀
I just cant stop watching these videos
howard-"we all can spend more time together...if u catch my drift" penny-(face looking shocked) "the horror"
this rlly killed me 0:54 XDDDDDD
"soooo, there Is a number!?"... Like "there's still hope"! Lol.
1:00 oh my god jim parsons, how adorable
This literally helped me with my state. I couldn't stop laughing. I love big bang theory.
The horror 😂😂😂😂😂
“They may as well have been a family of cats just jumping around from drape to drape.”
😂 “ If u catch my drift “
So you're telling me there's a chance.
@yuliaermakov8957
8 жыл бұрын
austin powers is the shit
The way Sheldon says, "No, no, no, no, no...", he sounds like Adrian Monk from _Monk._
@varianschirmer9375
2 жыл бұрын
If Sheldon had ever met Monk... exactly how comic would that conversation be?
that is the best line of the whole show
Penny's "the horror" is the best!😂
I love the irony here in how Sheldon is ok with the change, and it's Penny who starts going nuts.
Ya gotta admire Howard’s determination. 😂
penny face expression: the horror at 2:23 hahahaha
Howard's low voice is just ❤❤❤
I love Penny in this scene. She killed it!
Joining Howard's words Penny really looks so attractive here.
I NEED Howard’s level of optimism at 0:41
i really need to watch the whole show all over again... forgot how spectacular it is!!
"Oh! The simulated horror!"
Lol... So Howard was actually helping Sheldon to make a point to Penny 😂
An opera singer. The cast of stomp. A tap dancing pirate, with a wooden leg.🤣
" The HORROR!!!!" lol
he's not wrong, best neighbours are the ones you never see
I’d say this 2 minutes video perfectly sums up the whole series, I love it
The perfect example of "The horror" 🤣🤣
2:03 Her leg's movements 😂😂😂 2:09 Totally agree with her on this one 👌🏻😂
Love it!
TBBT does this humor where there are 2 same sequences with different situations, example: Sheldon says 'The Horror' after learning new residents are coming. then, Penny says 'The Horror' after learning Howard might move in as a neighbor. What is this kind of humor called? it possibly should have a name
@papalijkiedos
8 жыл бұрын
sarcashme
@nikhilpoker
8 жыл бұрын
If you mean sarcasm, you should probably read my question again or quit trolling.
@papalijkiedos
8 жыл бұрын
this isnt trolling sarcasm is a kind of humor because she imitaited shledon
@nikhilpoker
8 жыл бұрын
Oh really? Thanks a lot I didn't know that! ; now this is sarcasm not the one i'm asking. she imitated him as a reaction to a completely different situation. If your IQ and your shoe size are the same you don't have to prove to me cuz we know! good day to you.
@kyleju8112
8 жыл бұрын
Its called irony.Penny was the one who instigated the initial sequence of "The Horror" only for it to happen to Penny herself.
hahaah the cast of stomp! too funny, penny's hilarious
That no no no no no no no was so perfect
This is why I finally bought a house. All those years of dealing with noisy apartment people coming in at all hours, having parties, talking loudly in the halls, and stomping above me.
I'm shocked howard didnt pull 1000 out of his pocket lol
sheldons face at 1:16! Ha!
This scene is my favourite one. The actors are brilliant, specially Sheldon and Penny.
1:40 wah wah wah then buy a house Sheldon. You’re grown. U have the money
@fredbloggs5902
3 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t Sheldon own the entire building?
@fredbloggs5902
3 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Bingham No, he IS the tenants association
Sheldon's such a specialist! He's gonna be the first to go extinct
1:38 😂😂😂😂
Howard never disappoints 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤓🤓🤓
i miss this tbbt....now seems Friends :((
@harrydrake4173
9 жыл бұрын
Fran cesco Yup, they screwed it up.
@petarmihaljevic4489
8 жыл бұрын
agree
@FoggedTears
8 жыл бұрын
Yes, very much a Friends knock off, except they're all a bunch of nerds.
@carolinaartavia7029
6 жыл бұрын
Friends is way better than tbbt
@ivansalic9743
6 жыл бұрын
Carolina Artavia i agree
The horror!!
ending though.. pennys scared😂😂
lmao "The cast of stomp"
The horrorrrrrr