Giovanni tried playing this track and the allegations about his daughter in Sinnoh off in his track “The Badge Part 8” But Rainbow Rocket Records had to approach Guzma to stop making accusations about Giovanni’s history with his younger grunts. But Giovanni really should’ve expected it when N dropped out after “7th Sage drill” and accusing Guzma of hitting Plumeria.

@marche800

Ай бұрын

Arceus sake man, first Silver and now another kid?

@nandesz5756

Ай бұрын

This is objectively the best thing I read today

@casualcyberguy1314

Ай бұрын

@@marche800 Silver was a shock during Giovanni’s feud with Kiwae back then. But now I’m just not surprised Giovanni would do it again.

@kojoattah3987

Ай бұрын

On Arceus, Giovanni needs to stop playing around with random trainers aren’t they all 10 ❓ 🧐 ❓

@hydrastuff8029

Ай бұрын

This why I love Kafu & Juan. They just mind their business and go fishing.

Kendrick is the type of guy to be a bug type user

@betabee1221

Ай бұрын

"Damn right I'm buggin'"

@DaKingKayden

Ай бұрын

much like guzma, he'd use the coolest damn bug types out there

@thirdwheel9938

Ай бұрын

What would his team look like

@bluesoda6379

Ай бұрын

He'd def have a Lokix i think

@DaKingKayden

Ай бұрын

@@bluesoda6379 110% he would have a scizzor or however you spell it

Guzma if he wasn't fucking around

@Aflay1

Ай бұрын

Guzma never fucks around. He had that throat chop and poison jab. He never fucked around.

@Sukuna-109

Ай бұрын

@@Aflay1that horrific primarina battle

@happydonkey5333

28 күн бұрын

​@@Sukuna-109if pokemon was a kid's series it would have been murder

@user-wg6so5ud7k

26 күн бұрын

Piers been awfully quiet since this dropped

@Sukuna-109

26 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@happydonkey5333 if that was not for kids guzman would’ve just killed most people there lol

Guzma in the game: Fucks around all the time Guzma in the anime:

@IronRalts

22 күн бұрын

fr Guzma had to have been on the anime writing team lmao

@apersonontheinternet6018

10 күн бұрын

Bro was locked in

@rickastley3033

7 күн бұрын

Guzma in the game was terrifying. (Maybe cuz he wiped my team like 8 times over)

@kaiseralrashid2896

7 күн бұрын

@@rickastley3033 💀💀💀(same)

@IronRalts

6 күн бұрын

@@rickastley3033 Guzma in the game is a little bitch whom we love for being an adorable grumpy loser

TEAM YELL AINT COMIN BACK FROM THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

@cucumberjuiced

Ай бұрын

This sentence has a double meaning considering they’re all Marnies “fans” 🗿

@commanderblackheart5856

Ай бұрын

They ain't coming back from ANYTHING!

@Wuttmutt10

24 күн бұрын

Allie

@zackxeno1019

20 күн бұрын

Hey Piers, I hear you like em young

@offbalanceg

11 күн бұрын

It’s been quiet from Team Yell. They’re on mute.

Drake's Emergency Exit!

@elonleon4452

Ай бұрын

nah, more like wimp out than anything.

@Afrochilla

Ай бұрын

@@elonleon4452LMAOOOOOO

@thememedream6578

Ай бұрын

⁠@@elonleon4452holy hell man

@thunka8033

Ай бұрын

Drake's Wimpout JCole's Emergency Exit

@Trynopolis

28 күн бұрын

@@elonleon4452DAMN BRO💀

my autism is going off the walls rn

@stupidheadwisp

Ай бұрын

Same

@SodaDone

27 күн бұрын

Based and tismpilled (pokemon is my longest running hyperfixation)

@violetblossom7

26 күн бұрын

real asf I feel so seen

@CottenKitty18

13 күн бұрын

REALL

@canblockbaguettes

12 күн бұрын

HOLY SHIT

why does drake make his starters hold everstones 😰 ...and why is his name on the Lusamine Island flight logs? (ty for this banger)

@SuperSaiyanDCG

Ай бұрын

LUSAMINE ISLAND!? OHHHHH NAH XD

@jeremiahiscool5425

Ай бұрын

it might seem crazy what I'm abouta say....

@sonicgamin104

Ай бұрын

LMFAO

@Melon_Monk

Ай бұрын

Lusamine Island is crazy

@Evilraptorus

Ай бұрын

And why does drake never evolve his Smoochum 😨

CERTIFIED PARADISE? CERTIFIED KIDNAPPERS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@sentientmustache8360

Ай бұрын

CERTIFIED ULTRA BEAST? CERTIFIED JELLYFISH.

@resurrectedbrawler

Ай бұрын

Wop wop wop wop wop!

@antonionazarenolimadossant4215

23 күн бұрын

​@@resurrectedbrawler Guzman, fuck her up

@iBlewupthemoon98

5 күн бұрын

Murderin’ a chord, and it’s probably a minor~

Drake's a Ghost type user with all the ghost writers behind his music 👻

@taxavation

Ай бұрын

All his Pokémon are underleveled

@KaaneDragonShinobi

Ай бұрын

@@taxavation "I heard you like em unevolved"

@sentientmustache8360

Ай бұрын

@@taxavationhis whole team holds everstones

@Pipipipoopoop

Ай бұрын

His ass would have a mega evo sableye, hiding behind them jewels and shit

@pale_oblivion9496

Ай бұрын

he has a drifloon 💀

Drake the type of guy to use a buneary as his ace

@JessAMessOfficial

26 күн бұрын

Oh HELL NAH

@peytonbaldwin3703

9 күн бұрын

He the type to use vaporeon

@lilcorvidmagpie

8 күн бұрын

it's level 16

@TiredTopHat

7 күн бұрын

Releases it at lvl 18

@Subpar1O1

6 күн бұрын

​@@TiredTopHatnah it started at lvl 17 and leveled up mid battle

Team Rainbow Rocket been real quiet since this dropped

Back to where it all began with the Guzman

@SaintDicc

Ай бұрын

Full circle

Guzma was a big ass tweaker like bro didn't want to beat primaria in the anime he wanted it DEAD. And also he broke the protagonists leg in the manga

@8Element6

Ай бұрын

He did get beaten as a child and couldn’t become a kuhuna because bug types are “weak”

@yeetboi-os5kb

Ай бұрын

@@8Element6 Yeah because his bug types are shit

@taxavation

Ай бұрын

That primarina fight was brutal

@crashtime3429

Ай бұрын

Unless you over level your fire starter or use a z move turn 2 you getting hit with first impression buddy that shit hurts especially when it's super effective against decidueye and inceniroar. Bug types in alola aren't too bad. In the vgc smogon tournaments golispod was a demon and it made everybody scared to switch in fearing choice band/life orb fist impression/extreme speed

@Giant_SewerRat

Ай бұрын

@@crashtime3429 Even then picking the fire starter isn't that much of an advantage because Golisopod is bug/water, you're better off trying to use an electric or flying mon 'cause that's still super effective

“Kendrick used torch song” “It’s super effective!”

growing up is realizing that you didn't realize how cool Guzma was.

@kaiseralrashid2896

15 күн бұрын

FR

WAP WAP WAP WAP "Boss fuck em up"

What a great First Impression

@Nanono016

Ай бұрын

That is so smart😭

@Im_a_Pickle.

Ай бұрын

Fr same

@Darkdesires186

26 күн бұрын

Nahh 😂

@MrEar888

26 күн бұрын

Smart comment I understand it

The WAP WAP WAP and THEY NOT LIKE US when the beat drops is so goddamn hard

Say Lusamine, I heard you like em young Better not go to Hau'oli Route 1

"Dear Gladion , im sorry the woman your mother ima be honest" also why is the best part the end where it last like 15 seconds, damn you! (great mix, so glad my algorithm blessed me)

@omegagamer8834

Ай бұрын

Bruh i was so tired when i wrote this jesus

@hopeatlast9617

Ай бұрын

Dear Lily, I'm sorry your incubator cared more about a rocky squid," "Dear baby daddy, I'm sorry yo wife put you in the freezer, away from yout kids, She don't commit to parenting, the woman's quite selfish Betray yo children, love bomb em only when they bring profit Okay, I'm not ending this but that would be a fun thing to do

@hydrastuff8029

Ай бұрын

"I look at her and wish your grandma would've fucking swallowed."

This goes insanely hard, why the fuck does this work

@stupidheadwisp

Ай бұрын

Because it's guzma's theme

This isn't any quick first impressions this is a smart strike to leech life from Drake and in one move U-turn the general public opinion against 'em and dramatically change the direction of the silver winds. A real savage spin-out on the lyrics which shoot a signal beam to the general public on what was going behind closed doors, which while had some bug buzz before has really brought some uproar in a way I think we can only call a steamroller from Kendrick Guzmar.

@masono0073

Ай бұрын

Genius wordplay. Must've taken a Nasty Plot or Calm Mind to think of something incredible with this much Stored Power.

@bluesoda6379

Ай бұрын

This is how i think people in the pokemon universe comment like

@pablopereyra7126

Ай бұрын

@@bluesoda6379 It is

@Afrochilla

Ай бұрын

Gen Alpha in the Alola region be like:

Guzma speaking about the allegations of kukui keeping a minor in his house

@thenamesianna

9 күн бұрын

"She's my assistant !" "Oh so you're using child labour now"

Drake can't even go to Pokemon Hawaii without getting diss! 😂

@alyssestephens7726

Ай бұрын

“Pokémon Hawaii” 😭😭😭 You’re not wrong, but it made me laugh

@Sukuna-109

26 күн бұрын

This comment reminded me that Alola is based of hawaii lol

1:52 the reverb killed me, jesus christ No jokes though, this is an awesome arrangement

@casualcyberguy1314

Ай бұрын

“I think an ultra beast just called you a pussy dawg.”

@kxyydn

7 күн бұрын

PUSSSssseeeeee

Man, I bet J Cole is glad he made an Emergency Exit after trying to Counter Kendrick's Shadow Sneak diss. It was a real Technician move and it really got him out of the Close Combat that ended up with Drake getting hit by an Intimidate before being put in the Guillotine.

My man gave that Devastated Drake a real Emergency Exit with this Burn Up

@Sukuna-109

26 күн бұрын

Not even Emergency Exit, this move gonna make Drake use his ability wimp out

@orca2985

22 күн бұрын

THE PUNS AAAAHHH THERE TOO GOOD

You like silvagunna we need u bro, botanicalsage legacy must live on

@SaintDicc

Ай бұрын

I'm going to remain very inconsistent with uploads - I'm just in a different stage of life than I was when I made like a million mashups over 4 years straight

@HabitualThinker

Ай бұрын

@@SaintDiccyou do you man, you were making bangers before, and this is still one now. Theyre well worth the wait. Hope your life is going well!

@gloving4hire

Ай бұрын

@@SaintDicc one a year is good enough for me to consider you active

@lilcotorro

Ай бұрын

Oh man, you just reminded me of botanicalsage 😔

@gloving4hire

Ай бұрын

@@lilcotorro it all started with a man called GAR and a jam that must be slammed, but only by one who had mastered the fist of the North Star! I roam the carcass of youtube in hopes my message may be heard for eons now.

"Dear Gladion, I'm sorry that that woman is your mother lemme be honest"

"say kukui, i know you like em young"

@uniquajackson5985

18 күн бұрын

Aw hell Naw💀

This was Guzma after finding out Kukui was letting a little girl stay in his beach house

NO YOU DID NOT Also "Guzma on the beat how"

KENDRICK GUZMAR ‼️

Now THAT'S how you make an impression!

Guzma definitely listens to Kendrick while sitting on his throne in the Po House

psst- i see ghost types

@stupidheadwisp

Ай бұрын

needs more likes

@ashlirabid9614

Ай бұрын

🤣

from what i heard this is a secret song that plays if you bring out a lopunny while battling guzma

@kxyydn

7 күн бұрын

“To pimp a lopunny”

@windowstudios45

2 күн бұрын

No Buneary

When the world needed him most after 7 months he returns

It was over for Drake when his enemy’s finishing diss not only went double platinum, topped charts, and took the internet by storm, but it also became a meme. Drake is finished.

The way the beat lowers in intensity and switches up when he hits em with the "I heard you like em young" and the "tryna strike a chord" lines to emphasize them hitting like a truck makes me feel like the beat was written for the song, it's fantastic.

1:54 WHY DOES THAT FIT 😭😭

Kendrick Magmar🔥🔥🔥

*Barges into Rainbow Rocket Headquarters *Beats down several grunts for an indeterminate time *Says "Y'all are Stupid!" *Refuses to elaborate further *Leaves

Hands down, this is the best thing to have resulted from gen 7

WE MAKING IT OUT OF PO TOWN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

“Pssst, I see ghost Pokemon….”

Kendrick Lamar after seeing drake steal 50 Pokémon eggs:

some people buggin saying guzma peaked when he dropped "to pimp a butterfree" but nahh he still got it fr

"THEY NOT LIKE US (uh uh) THEY NOT LIKE US (uh uh) THEY NOT LIKE US (uh uh)" goes so hard

On todays episode of 'this is so niche is must of been made for only me"

@yeet8036

11 күн бұрын

Pokemon is the biggest media franchise and Kendrick is currently second most popular rapper rn I dont think its that niche lol

100% bro uses a smeargle on his team

No shot this guy dropped actual heat

This was amazing. It wasn't just the song with the Guzma instrumental, it was like a whole remix. Beautiful work, fam.

Drake's got route one birds still with single digit levels

team yell is cooked

TRYNA CATCH A MON BUT ITS PROBLY YANMEGAAAAAA

ITS YA BOY GUZMA LAMAR 🗣🔥

Gdot made a good first impression

Drake uses ghost type like haunter with an evolite, duslclopes with an evolite- wait i'm noticing something...

Saint dicc with the synchro music 👌 dude killing it in the studio 🎙😂

I was doubting at first but OH MY GOD YOU COOKED YOU OWN THE KITCHEN NOW

the aether foundation flight logs are truely terrifying, im happy ppl are finally calling out lusamine like this🔥

Dealing with life = stress... Sees new Saint upload = joy... It is a peaceful life....

@topazserpent3775

Ай бұрын

For real tho this goes hella hard

Hey Kukui, keep the family away Hey Giovanni, keep the family away

Surprised that this isn't called "Not Like Ya' Boy!". Still this is a good mashup.

No STOP! I literally was thinking about how good this would be together. This is art. Thank you. I love Guzma and this is perfect.

This goes stupid hard I've gotta be honest

i wish for a real song like this where a rapper goes crazy on a dark meticulous beat like this but it would never fit on an album ever lol 😩

This is actually canon and will be added to Pokémon Masters (Believe me, my dog works for Nintendo)

As a kid I always thought Guzma was the coolest team leader💀

"Not like Us" with Guzma's theme is amazing.

freaky ass trainer he a pokemon god

Guzma: hey Kukui, I heard you like 'em lower level

Anybody remember when sun/moon ultra sun/ultra moon dropped and everybody was scared of golispod, greninja battle bond, lati's, and basically any viable mega Mon.

@sentientmustache8360

Ай бұрын

Ash Greninja was an absolute MENACE, i hope he comes back in Legends ZA

@Hairo-rv9kl

Ай бұрын

​@@sentientmustache8360 I feel like it's unlikely, but I don't think a Mega Greninja that takes after it is off the table. Well have to wait and see

WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY

"Trying to catch a Gardevoir but its probably Kirliaaaaaa"

this is the peak of all music, this is why it was invented for this specific track right here

YA BOI GUZMA IS THE BIGGEST HATER IN ALL ALOLA FOR KUKUI!

drake plays pokemon to catch the kids

I’ve never thought I’ll live to hear this together

Kendrick a Bug Type user cuz he can see them eye to eye!

This is the best mashup of this song out there

I told my friends that Guzma's theme would go insanely hard if dubbed over by a real rapper, and here you are, proving me right, like I definitely always am. 😌

guzma gotta be the most raw team leader

Why does this go together so well😭😭😭

THIS GOES HELLA HARD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

why does this fit so perfectly

Yeah guys forfeit the match were cooked here my boy Guzman's dropping them bars on us.

There's no way this fits so well 🔥

Yoooo! He posted again! I had that Anslam profile picture for years lol

God dammit, this is another instance of a stupid hilarious mashup that makes the original version sound incomplete. I'll never hear Guzma's theme the same again

GUZMA DOESN’T NEED THE PASS 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥💯

He was definitely listening to this before his fight with Lana he was on Straight demon timing

A goat and a goat!?!? Goat^2

I SWEAR TO GODD I LOVE HOW WELL YOU SYNCED THE LYRICS WITH THE BEAT 😭♥

Why dose this hit hard😭

“Motherfuck rainbow rocket, it’s just big Skull”

The second-to-last part in this is actually so fire it's crazy.

Guzma is such a great character