It would be great if Tatco were just a small group of people who work through various secondary companies to create things for the specific purpose of pissing off Ashen. When there's a dispute at work, the employees settle their differences by pulling their own arms and legs off and throwing them at each other.

@thekingsman9773

9 жыл бұрын

Oh GOD I get it XD That legit made me laugh!

@yesitismejesuschristyourar657

9 жыл бұрын

You really love ashens

@Futurefighter4900

9 жыл бұрын

More like twatco

@ozzysspace

8 жыл бұрын

tatco have been around a while. I had a set when I was little and I remember being really sad at the fact that NONE of it fit together.

@LordSmuggington

8 жыл бұрын

+ChickenPika You have a top comment on the last 6 Ashens videos I've watched.

Oh fucking god I lost it at 13:09 "This is not a man who combats fires, this is a man who starts fires, probably with his mind" Fucking priceless!

One of these days I want to see Ashens build something out of all of the combined fake Lego he's gotten throughout the years. It'd probably be the size of his house by now.

@extremelymoist6661

8 жыл бұрын

Build the sofa

@MattHolbaev

8 жыл бұрын

Or The Blowtorch

@adamjohnson8305

8 жыл бұрын

It would probably fall to pieces.

@Skull_E_Duggery

8 жыл бұрын

+Dr. FrankenDerp or or or....habe him build it then burn it to the ground!!

@oneblacksun

7 жыл бұрын

It might come sentient and take over the Ashens show.

That police car looks like something hastily built in Minecraft.

@Goldsrc17

10 жыл бұрын

it relly looks like it

@tamarrasatterfield971

9 жыл бұрын

Effffffff a ygggyygggffy ygggggggggggvgf

@SardisTheYardDog

9 жыл бұрын

Tamarra Satterfield what??

@nelsonfastige9071

9 жыл бұрын

Tamarra Satterfield He's having a seizure call 911!

@orangepixelsaveukraine1789

3 жыл бұрын

@@tamarrasatterfield971 whoa

If you were to turn Ashens' couch upside down and shake it, how many blind bags do you think you could fill with the toy pieces that would fall out?

@ZacHawkins42

6 жыл бұрын

gnbman All of them.

@andymadden8183

5 жыл бұрын

Ashens Blind Bags - You never know what you'll get because it's not even marked on the packaging.

@typoshrine4531

4 жыл бұрын

2

@aceisking

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Anybody ever think about lego sets in the universe of Toy Story? Are the minifigures the only living things? How about full on sets that you build? If it was like an elephant made of legos, would it not think? At what point do toys in that universe gain free will and thinking ability? How about Knock offs of toys? Like what if Buzz met a knock off from when he was a big thing? Ditto for Woody? Basically any of them. I imagine Knockoffs are like second class citizens... Should I stop thinking about this?

@Snazzyriffic

9 жыл бұрын

brush go outside you've got too much thinking time

@lemmegetuuuuhhhh8508

8 жыл бұрын

FINNALY I've wondered the same thing for ages and my prediction is that once you build somthing, it would co e alive

@flair541

8 жыл бұрын

ZOMBIE GAMING I just remembered that there was a "Lego" set in Toy story .it built and rebuilt itself for fun.

@avnub66

8 жыл бұрын

Bootlegs would probably throw themselves off toy towers if they found out what they were

@R04DR8G3

8 жыл бұрын

this is very interesting, seeing as I grew up with toy story

Cobi actually used to make figurines that were exact copies of Lego ones, just usually military themed which Lego didn't touch. I guess they had to switch to these horrifying monsters when they started exporting the blocks because of copyright issues. They make some awesome stuff though. Their niche nowadays is models of actual historical vehicles like tanks and aeroplanes.

@dejanjakobovic9803

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand the hate against cobi minifigs

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

But do they have original kits based on things like cops and firefighters and doctors?

@eternalemperorvalkorion750

10 ай бұрын

@@smb-c3pono just mostly combat aircraft, tanks, warships and trains. I have a lot of their stuff

@smb-c3po

10 ай бұрын

@@eternalemperorvalkorion750 I haven't seen any Best Lock sets at Dollar General Market lately.

@AutumnBun321

8 ай бұрын

​@@eternalemperorvalkorion750A couple days ago, I was trying to look up images of Norwegian soldier uniforms during the battle of Norway in 1940 in an attempt to do my best to recreate a Norwegian soldier in Battlefield V (That's a mouthful.), instead, I found an image of a Cobi set that was meant to be German soldiers at Narvik. They had Kar 98ks and even an MP40, I was actually surprised. Not sure if the Minifigures were accurate uniform wise (Or as close as a fake Lego Minifigure could get.), but they were incredibly detailed.

>Boats >Galleons >Ninjas _"One of these is not like the other... one of these is not like the rest..."_

@kemasuk

9 жыл бұрын

I only see two very similar options there

@jusstynooldchannel4911

9 жыл бұрын

Kemasuk Tungwenuk the tigers and the aliens? xD

@kemasuk

9 жыл бұрын

was trying to make a ninja joke

@BeesUSA

7 жыл бұрын

Forgeta wow! Boats?!?! That is sooooo dumb

@frowlinian8175

7 жыл бұрын

Forgeta one is a boat one is money one is Batman Batman has a boat and tons of money, there's your connection lol

I can't stop laughing at the fucking fire truck driver figure. It looks like the Pokemon Ditto that's transformed into a Lego figure.

@mousasha-

9 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that XD

@heheheheheiamsupahstardemo6160

9 жыл бұрын

The sperm of a sperm

@buzzybeetle95

9 жыл бұрын

2D Lol

@ilikecurry2345

9 жыл бұрын

Sean B But it's debatable whether he gets to keep his face when he transforms. Some people draw him as the one whose face stays the same, but others have the entire body changed.

@buzzybeetle95

9 жыл бұрын

Catherine Lipscomb I though Mew was the one whose entire body (including face) changed.

Fun fact: The Polish lego man's name literally translates as "Walking Prussian". However, I do know someone who is polish who said that it actually translates as "Prussian Knight". Cool, huh?

@Cassiopeia7o7

8 жыл бұрын

There's an easy explanation - the literal translation is indeed "walking Prussian", but piechur in Polish means an infantry ("a walking soldier"). This Cobi set is inspired by the battle of Grunwald (1410, Polish-Lithuaninan-Teutonic war).

@doktawhawee9870

8 жыл бұрын

Cassiopeia7o7 Nice!

@badichu1915

8 жыл бұрын

+Cassiopeia7o7 your like me, intelligent and superior to most of this worlds pratts

@aexplodingpotato7045

7 жыл бұрын

Irony is too high

@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054

7 жыл бұрын

Piechur means literally "walking man" but its a word for medieval footman, or soldier. Knight is "rycerz"

"Next, something different! And by that I mean something very similar." That should be the slogan for every iPhone marketing campaign lmao

I managed to obtain Albanian fake Lego. It contained thousands of bricks that were very small and impossible to put together. You had to put together a thousand of them to build a helicopter, but they were impossible to tell apart, not to mention the angles were not exactly 90 degrees, resulting in all kinds of deviations. Moreover, once you joined two bricks, you couldn't take them apart again, without the help of a blow torch. It took me about one afternoon to give up on that shit.

@slowmosounds8947

3 жыл бұрын

Lol i'm albanian and wen i went there for summer i saw that shitty set

In 2019 cobi is actually quite good

@dejanjakobovic9803

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@thamas_420

3 жыл бұрын

@Samson Themighty it is

@greenleafgaming6933

3 жыл бұрын

@Samson Themighty it is

@thamas_420

3 жыл бұрын

@RandomDDA40X yea i got all the tank sets, its well worth the money.

@purpleYamask

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, real good military replica stuff

I totaly respect Cobi. Not only it's from my homeland but they are doing their own stuff, many miliatary sets and everythinh with lot of their own pieces. This one particular set is part of great line of sets based of Battle of Grunwald. Oh, Cobi is caring about customers. Mail them and will send you missing part

"I'm going to go build myself a police car, and then after that I'm going to put this Lego kit together" love that line

Don’t worry ashens, cobi now has really nice sets with NO PARTS MISSING!

World's biggest chin you say? You then got a legoman version of Bruce Campbell.

@testiou

10 жыл бұрын

You mean Jay Leno

@TheMexicanLynx

10 жыл бұрын

testiou Give it plastic gray hair and it's Jay Leno. Give it black hair and a chainsaw lego arm and it's Bruce Campbell. =P Not-Actually-Lego chinman is versatile!

@TheMrEpicBill

10 жыл бұрын

You mean Arin Hanson.

@naota3k

6 жыл бұрын

THE CRIMSON CHIN.

@gameyraccoon1466

6 жыл бұрын

you mean jacksfilms

"Family Dollar Services" Yup, it was sent from America. Family Dollar and Dollar Tree are our versions of Poundland and 99p Stores. That's cleared that one up, I presume.

@SamnissArandeen

8 жыл бұрын

***** I send this message from the very bottom of the Mohole. Yes, I managed to screw **that** one up.

@bee2bee880

8 жыл бұрын

Heard they tried to send a rescue mission. Didn't even get get past 150 meters above sea level.

@elizabethshaw734

8 жыл бұрын

No, not cleared up as Family Dollar Store sells their items for less than a dollar and more than a dollar. Dollar Tree sells everything in the store for a dollar or less. That's cleared that one up, I presume. :-)

@elizabethshaw734

8 жыл бұрын

+Elizabeth Shaw so Family Dollar Stores cannot be related to 99 pence shops or Poundland.

@NoName-nh3rz

8 жыл бұрын

There isnt one in my town they went out of buissness its now a new town hall

14:04 this is now my new wallpaper.

@LifeBulb

9 жыл бұрын

It's perfect! xD

Actually got some of the newer Cobi sets now, Small Army, World War 2 series, they are actually pretty darn good. Minifigs however are surely worthy of a good laugh.

@FedorovAvtomat

8 жыл бұрын

+Eucep They even managed to pick up a World of Tanks endorsement.

@NoName-nh3rz

8 жыл бұрын

FML

@crazyepicfortnitegamer8426

6 жыл бұрын

Dreadnought I own a M4A1 from them, it's really high quality, while the minifigs are something else to be desired.

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

Do they have fire station sets?

Tatco has got to be the greatest name for a shit toy company.

@andymadden8183

5 жыл бұрын

There's also Tronic Ace Technology, Inc.

@jonahabenhaim1223

Жыл бұрын

off brand Playmobile

13:48 Now we know why the Tatco Pirate has that terrified stare...he's surrounded by maniacs!

Ugh, Family Dollar. There used to be one in town about 12 miles from where I live (yes, in America). They were put out of business by Dollar General, which is basically the same thing. Both are weird grocery stores in large rectangular buildings made of corrugated sheet metal and the *entire* building smells like the laundry detergent isle. Inside, you'll find one depressed checkout clerk and the white-trashiest people you've ever seen. Their holiday decorations for sale are decent at best. Interestingly enough, both stores have 'Dollar' in the name, but aren't actually dollar stores.

@RQBtv

5 жыл бұрын

Here in Florida, the ratio of Family Dollars to Dollar Generals is like 1:50.

@lotadfat3497

5 жыл бұрын

'Dollar' stores here are lies lmfao. Everything is $1+ not just a dollar

@Swiftbow

4 жыл бұрын

@@lotadfat3497 Dollar Tree has everything for $1.

@matcha6710

2 жыл бұрын

@@Swiftbow which is why it's automatically the best. The one where I live even has those Poundland-esque microwave sandwiches that Stuart seems to love (as long as the buns are toasted).

7:44 How nice, Jay Leno has his own knock off Lego figure.

sigh. i am polish, so my grandparents have bought me countless cobi sets... *Sigh* old people will never learn...

@Cyann33andaThird

9 жыл бұрын

cobis are TERRIBLE quality

@cadenrobl473

9 жыл бұрын

Clean my toilet plz

@Cyann33andaThird

9 жыл бұрын

Caden Robl why?

@castillocaden

9 жыл бұрын

The WW2 sets I've purchased are pretty great quality. I'd go as far to say that they are just less well made as Lego. But maybe the ones that get shipped to other countries such as the U.S. Have better quality control.

@Rodzyniastyyyy

9 жыл бұрын

Caden Castillo Not quite. The sets that Kirby is talking about were much older, like 10-12 years ago. They had really nice designs of vechicles but quality of bricks was pretty damn bad. Ugh and these minifigs.

I dunno if it's just me, but Ashens has a voice that would actually be amazing for telling a bedtime story or something; there;s just something smooth about it that would make him a great narrator.

OMG, that ending XD I really laughed out loud! Especially with that manical tune :D

@kdemon17

10 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@paulmares9815

10 жыл бұрын

kdemon17 Exactly! "This is not a man who combats fire. This is the man who starts fires... probably with his mind." XD

@user-es5ce5jb6p

10 жыл бұрын

OMG am I crazy or he looks just like Simon Pegg.......WTF xD

"It was suppose to have boats and gallions and NINJAS and all that kind of stuff!" AC IV black flag anyone?

@sabinekine2737

7 жыл бұрын

Neat! I read this comment exactly as he said the words, totally by coincidence. Perfect timing, woo!

@ricedonut6567

7 жыл бұрын

Serban Kline Haha nice!

@theaether3124

7 жыл бұрын

Emmanuel Corral and blackjack and hookers!

@liamslayout2726

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

Hard to believe Cobi is actually a legit company these days making high quality, original sets.

"Do you want to take his hat off?" *torso and head pop off* "And that is his face."

" do you want to take his hat off?" - *proceeds to disembowel the poor bastard* xD

@legobrickabrac

3 жыл бұрын

Woma produce the parts for Block tech and the hat sits high because it's ment to be for the figs that have a hole in the head.

Tatco. That's...amazing.

3:55 That legitimately freaked me out haha

@andreawright8836

9 жыл бұрын

plus.google.com/114186659134758269296/posts/QJemzpBueGuQJEMZPBUEGU

Tatco. TATCO. I think my work here is done.

@IneedmoresubsOnline

3 жыл бұрын

The exit is CLOSED.

@Savannah_Simpson

3 жыл бұрын

He literally mentions it in the video. Your work is plagiarism.

It's a lego car and on the box it says that you can personalize it with stickers. Think about this for a minute. A lego car. That you build. And can make it into literally anything you can dream of. And the *stickers* being personalizable is the selling point.

"He has seen horrors many men would not imagine one of which is his collar " I started laughing the moment I heard Ashens say that

That smiling face was beautiful. I laughed at him, so hopefully he won't hurt me too badly.

Cobi actually makes some pretty cool military Legos.

@MasterExploder61

9 жыл бұрын

Falcon Plays They're "cool" because they're mostly based on real designs. The white bird on red was part of an older version of the Polish coat-of-arms. Also included is the Holy Roman Empire, Hungary, Russia and Teutonic Knights. Though what amused me was the presence of the sun figure Inti, which was unknown until South America was in the process of being discovered.

@baldeaglenor7156

9 жыл бұрын

Miami Storm Column I think you took my comment a little bit too seriously. XD

@lemmegetuuuuhhhh8508

8 жыл бұрын

Alot of stores should stop doing own brands 🌎🌍🌏

@jarlfenrir

6 жыл бұрын

It's not "a bird", it's an eagle! :P

I love that the guns on the robot's knees are just firing in every direction other than where you'd want them to.

i laughed so hard when u were describing the guys' faces i started choking and i literally felt like i waS ABOUT TO DIE! well at least it was hilarious and totally worth it

Cobi is actually pretty good about replacing parts if you contact them. A bit late for this one but for future reference.

"It's like MC Eshers scaffolding" ffs could not stop laughing..

There are actual small Lego vehicles that use "chassis-lumps" like that . They're either featured as part of a larger set, or sold individually in boxes and polybags for about £5.

'Well, I'm gonna make myself a police car! Then after that, I'm gonna put this Lego Kit together!'

7:39 I'm freaking dying on the other side of the 4th wall

Krzyżacki mur obronny - Knights of the cross' rampart Piechór Pruski - Prussian foot soldier

This is not a man who combats fires, this is a man who starts fires. Probably with his mind. Folded me like a map.

This is, was and ever shall be my favourite Ashens video ever

I felt so proud when the Cobi set came up. I can read it and Ashens can't :P

"Mutant lemon sucker" best quote ever

Im gonna be genuinely honest. I went to worcester when i was a kid (about 6 years ago) and went into this toy shop. I found all these cobi fake lego medieval things and for some god foresaken reason i decided to bust all my money on that horrifying cannon in that video. I paid £7.99 for that monstrosity which im never getting back.

Is it weird that I absolutely laughed my ass off at the fire truck driver?

Cobi is actually quite big in Poland, they go as far as having TV commercials on international TV...

The face of that one figurine reminds me of Lennyface.

I lose it every time lol I have to challenge myself not to laugh at these. I fail EVERY TIME

Holy shit, that box art, and you flip it over, and the face moves! It's like they're intentionally trying to give kids nightmares.

8:11 if you look closely, the hat is actually a LEGO fireman's hat, but backwards for an increased swag effect.

@Lomhow

8 жыл бұрын

12:00 "Such is life" Ned Kelly quote

0~3 grumpy onions.

The COBI bricks is Cannon Nest with Prussian Footman In english. And it was created for the Battle of Grunwald anniversary or Battle of Tannenberg as you call it.

this is not a man who combats fire this is a man who starts fires

I lost it at "Tatco".

2:09 wow... that actually just described my mental health

The mutant lemon sucker killed me

ive seen this long ago and the ending always gets me lol.

1:04 A balcony to nowhere, the cover version of stairway to heaven

Mensasor and Defensor... They just stole combiner names from Transformers!

@zuttoaragi8349

7 жыл бұрын

CHRISBRICKZ I'm glad SOMEBODY noticed it.

@gresho5353

6 жыл бұрын

And tracker was an autobot.

@frostfreakgaming6146

5 жыл бұрын

Only comment I could find about that

@gwenc1371

5 жыл бұрын

And the logo for it is suspiciously similar to the old Transformers: Robots in Disguise logo....

Oh god, I remember I had one of those Tatco "pirate" sets. In fact, I think it was the same one you reviewed in this video... I don't know if I questioned its bizarre architecture when I was that young back then. I've no idea, it's all in pieces and mixed up with my brother's Lego box now anyway... and half missing, except for the weird conquistador-looking feller, who survives inexplicably.

The bags sound so satisfying.

family dollar is a store in America that sell cheap tat for a few dollars

@wolliveryoutube

9 жыл бұрын

At least everything in my local one [before it shut down] actually sold for one dollar.

@zeenasty

9 жыл бұрын

***** interesting! The one I saw in Pennsylvania wasn't like that.

@brandons.1046

9 жыл бұрын

Mine in northern Ohio is all one dollar.

@zeenasty

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Swader Really? Huh, the one's I've seen don't... pretty interesting.

@PocketWolf88

9 жыл бұрын

Better than dollar tree

0-3 overly melancholy onions

Combining those civil-war things and Lego...just perfect.

the green robot thing literally looked like the company found a random mix on excess bits left over from various sets over the years and just kinda put something together all fast and haphazardly and said " f&@k it good enuff boys ready the boxes" lol

7:40 I didn't know the made Lego Jay Leno sets.

WOMA? Sounds like another stupid internet copyright bill.

@shirtymop6463

8 жыл бұрын

+ZobmieRules White Old Men Against... Some sort of copy of SOPA

@Adamlyyy

8 жыл бұрын

Captions on coma

@rsoul7282

7 жыл бұрын

ZobmieRules it is actually a species of python native to Australia.

I really enjoy your videos, you are the Gordon Ramsay of toys 😂

Cobi actually makes half decent military models

that's not even a rock on the boxart that's a piece of fried chicken EDIT: I meant on the first one

13:14 LAUGHING SOOOO HARD XD

I'm glad my parents bought me knock-off Lego from time to time in order to sate my *CONSTRUCTION URGES*. I had only a little bit less "fun" than I would with the name brand stuff, but my dad never had to work overtime to afford it.

My favorite Ashens video

I looked really closely at the Polish nonlegoes and I was really confused. You see, they *actually say "LEGO" on the studs in clearly-marked LEGO font.* fucking poles always stealing car tires and now legoes

@BGIBNEY1

10 жыл бұрын

UM its lego not legos

@jdlenl

10 жыл бұрын

Gibbers1495 + red4702 Oh, I'm sorry, clearly you must have some sort of English degree to know the proper plural form of LEGO. :l

@-mcpie-6802

10 жыл бұрын

Hasbro copies lego(but has much different and much more articulated figures and other unique bricks), MegaBlocks copies lego too, but is that necessary to use that stereotype about poles(unless you are racist)?

@ejej3000

9 жыл бұрын

It clearly says COBI. Also, I don't like you because you're rude to Poles.

@jdlenl

9 жыл бұрын

1955Melman poles are rude to my tires.

grunwald battle is historical event for Poland. I know, beacuse I'm from Poland

Still better than the hostel I stayed at in Newfoundland where I could feel shit (I assume bedbugs) crawling on my all night and where the guy in the bed next to me threw up. Good memories.

Those are good af. Actually based on a historical novel.

0-3 Sad Onions then 5+ right next to it xD

MechWarrior and a Lego knock-off made a baby

Loved those robots, got a complete set.

Dear god, when there was a jump cut to the built thing, there was a war of colony ad and as soon as it finished, ashens said "my god, I've seen some shit in my day" XD

Why in the hell us the polish knockoff named Grunwald. That sounds like Grunewald which was a concentration camp in WW2.

@RyanRyzzo

8 жыл бұрын

Battle of Grunwald, 1410 Polish and Lithuanian victory against those dastardly Teutonic Order folks. I think the description says: "Prussian(Teutonic) Footman"

@r3v4n21

8 жыл бұрын

RyanRyzzo That makes way more sense

@metaldragoon9468

8 жыл бұрын

O kurwa

@jarlfenrir

6 жыл бұрын

Never heard of grunwald concentration camp, are you sure you haven't mistaken anything? But I heard about two battles there. One in 1410, and the second one in 1914 between germany and russia (you might now that one as battle of Tannenberg).

Cobi is owned by lego to make Military-type products so that lego doesn't get sued for making weapons.

@OdaSwifteye

9 жыл бұрын

That's an interesting factoid. So one could get weapons for their normal lego sets by buying Cobi products and the quality should be very compatible.

@thrupert

9 жыл бұрын

Oda Swifteye True. I firstly apologize for taking so long to respond, The last time-previous to the "Lego Star wars times" lego made a Military set. There was massive contriversy, and even with the current lego star wars, many complain abaout the guns.

@OdaSwifteye

9 жыл бұрын

SamPlaysGAmes That seems very silly.

@wolliveryoutube

9 жыл бұрын

I just bought Lego arm(ament)s from BrickArms, they're pretty high quality and have a lot of variety.

@jarlfenrir

6 жыл бұрын

Cobi is not owned by lego ;) Actually Lego was trying hard to shut down cobi's factories by suing them for everything they could.

Ashens looks like a person I wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley.

The Polish set is really cool in its own little way. being some one who likes history I just loved looking at all those flags and the little Teutonic looking mini figure idea is pretty cool.

***** Krzyżacki mur obronny - Crusader defense wall.

@ApolloAAA2

9 жыл бұрын

cobi is just like a polish lego :)

@rihardsrozans6920

9 жыл бұрын

jo gurcig You saw the video too?

@lvviewer4495

9 жыл бұрын

grunwald! i know it! (i am a lithuanian)

@Fishandchps55

9 жыл бұрын

Le BlockLord We destroyed the crussaders :D

@yesitismejesuschristyourar657

9 жыл бұрын

jo gurcig yup

I'll just leave this here www.cracked.com/article_20025_5-world-famous-products-that-are-shameless-rip-offs.html :) have fun (edit: "compatible with other brands" ain't they f*ckin' got no shame?!) (edit 2: that's a bloody lego sand buggy exact copy! [except the wheels])

"This is not a man who stops fires, this is a man who starts them... probably with his mind" I'm dying

I was wearing 7.1 dolby headphones. during this video thanks for the loud killer music. damn you ashens

"This is not a man that fights fires, this is a man that fights fires." Sounds like a line from a movie about a corrupt fireman!

Love the Guy Montag cameo @13:13.

Cobi is great at resolving client complaints. Once I also was one piece short, they sent me one in a week and attached an extra minifigure. Quality of bricks is constantly improving, and it has like half of the price.

13:49 That is the most fearful police line up I've ever seen o.o