18 $ for piece of plastic - that's genius

@Spookylebg

4 жыл бұрын

0$ for your photo

@elgatomiguele596

2 жыл бұрын

I know right, this is Incredible

On the upside, you don't have to worry about someone stealing it from your pocket. The joke will be on them.

@duffelbag5682

8 жыл бұрын

+Don McCollough More like the joke will be in their hand

@jeanhewitt7820

8 жыл бұрын

A great decoy.

"Video shot on the NoPhone"

Watching this on my nophone

When you receive the nophone: Haha look guys it's a phone but it's not hahaha! 3 minutes later: I fucking payed money for this. What am I doing with my life.

@enigmawyoming5201

Жыл бұрын

What are you doing in your life? Writing reviews on KZread that people like me with even less of a life are reading, and even MORE lifeless than reading your review… are responding to. Like me.

Well I bought a Nokia 108 some months ago and I have to say its a pretty good compromise between a flagship smartphone and the NoPhone. It costs twice as much as a NoPhone but shares some features with it. It is camera-free, Bluetooth-free and is quite hard to damage, its also black and is absolutely not addictive. Besides that a Nokia 108 can actually make calls, send and receive text messages, and even play music. The speaker is so loud that I can hear it well even when driving a noisy diesel car. It also comes with a seven days lasting battery.

Future generations will laugh so hard on our stupidity.

@abcdeg7343

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

Brilliant!!! will never get obsolete!!!!

Elegant, simple and totally NSA proof. The perfect solution.

Fantastic review. Can't wait to get NoPhone!

Incredibably brilliant ;)

@Kazeboni

9 жыл бұрын

Robert McIntosh Basic the NoPhone is Metaphoric, it means how the society buys an a Empty plastic (Samsung Galaxy or Iphones)

Just got my "No Phone" 7. At least this won't explode. 😂😁

Neither apple nor samsung can top this, too risky for companies like that.

I would only buy it if it cost £680

I would buy one... That's what we really need!

But will it blend?

Plot twist: inside of the nophone is a track device that tracks you wherever you go from illuminati god of massons will always know where are you going so you should be afraid maybe i said to much oh god please dont kill me *duys*

This seems like it was intended so a thief could pick someone's pocket, exchange the victim's real phone with this hunk of phone shaped plastic, copy the data, then discretely swap them back. That way if the victim feels the NoPhone, they will assume their phone is secure in their pocket, meanwhile their real phone is actually being hacked and their life is about to spiral out of control.

@mparagames

2 жыл бұрын

what.

@mherrmann81687

2 жыл бұрын

@@mparagames just thinking outside the box...

@mparagames

2 жыл бұрын

@@mherrmann81687 lol, i've seen ppl saying this product can be used by victims to fools thieves, but you're the first who mentions the other way arround

@mherrmann81687

2 жыл бұрын

@@mparagames I'm just built different... what can I say? Lol

@mparagames

2 жыл бұрын

@@mherrmann81687 lol

I was expecting them to deliver a box of air. That'll be genius.

@phoenixehc

2 жыл бұрын

there is the NoPhone Air that you can buy

i want one :D

The best thing about the NoPhone is it AUTOMATICALLY blocks each and every phone call I don’t want to be bothered with. A great product!!

met die upgrade ,een trendy schminkspiegel

the biggest scam is the no phone air. you're paying $6.00 for an empty plastic pouch

With a glass front and a glass back. This could be a sold as seen iPhone 6 not working.. on E-Bay

>bounces up and down violently in full-on Animal fashion< WANT NOPHONE! WANT NOPHONE!!!!

THEY MADE SOMETHING BETTER. ITS THE NOPHONE AIR. LIGHTEST PHONE EVER MADE

Aaaaa 6 years later

it comes with no lollipop 5.0.

if it isnt awesome enough already, if you pay an extra 6$ then you get the nophone with a selfie attachment (a mirror on the front of the nophone) and for just 8000$ you get a GOLDEN (plated) NOPHONE!1!11!!11

I'm screamiiinnggg!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

how long the battery will last?

@AdamSharkey523

8 жыл бұрын

+moshe2002 infinity and also zero seconds

@AnnebelBuntOnline

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Sharkey I'm mindfucked

WOW well thats a good way to stop cyberbuling

Esa cosa enciende o no?

Ich habe gehört, mann muss das NoPhone nie laden...

unbox therapy

Phone shaped paperweight?

it works or noy

Sorry can i use it for calling or no?

@thisuser8358

8 жыл бұрын

No, but you can pretend to call someone!

@dumaznbum

8 жыл бұрын

+87Oscar87 I can pretend to call someone on my real phone though

@thisuser8358

8 жыл бұрын

dumaznbum But this looks better

"incredibably"

Pre-order your NoPhone here www.nophonestore.com

Um.. i dont know what is the goal of making this phone. How should it help people??? ANSWER ME

*this more likely a not to laugh test for me

The word is "Utmost", not "Upmost".

@Documentally

4 жыл бұрын

I love language. I'll never stop learning as it never stops evolving. Thank you for introducing me to a new word. Upmost is also a word.

"upmost"

yo i don't get it about this NoPhone. what is it about?

@mi_rai

3 жыл бұрын

It's nothing

It's under $20 and still works better than an $800 iPhone.

Really sad. Shows that people are stupid enough to fund manufacturing a piece of plastic that does nothing with ~$18300. And obviously 3/4 of the money goes right to the project stater's pocket. I mean, a piece of plastic doesnt cost too much does it?

@sayaahmadfaiz

9 жыл бұрын

you just dont understand what a pure genius means..

@A5trid

7 жыл бұрын

pais I am verry disapointed that the humankind came inventing this. This piece of plastic makes me think of apocalypse, cancer, plague and pestilence.

@unfunnysenrirenposter

7 жыл бұрын

sebix2008 same. What the fuck.

10 баксов дорого , взял бы за 3

Sorry everyone, this 'NoPhone' is only a piece of hard plastic, that at the end of the day will be just that - a piece of PLASTIC! It IS, however, incredibly brilliant in the way that it's been hyped and marketed. Like the 'Pet Rock', this idea will allow its inventors to laugh themselves all the way to the bank!

@brharley0546

9 жыл бұрын

Cellphone is just a piece of plastic too. And this phone is much better.

@SilverRailClub

8 жыл бұрын

Plastic, glass and silicone!

So.. Is.. is this a joke? I'm so.... I'm confused

Wt you buy that for nothing what is the purpose of no phone 😡

Lol

Good if u want to fake like u got a phone with your friends

FFS loooooool

No phone is just a piece of plastic which can be used for a prank

Wtf?

fml.

it's not even a phone weird "^_^ ...0_0

I say this is stupid. Expensive plast. are you supposed to take both phones where ever you go ? and pick this one up on a date ? ruins as much for the date.

@froufroudeluxe

9 жыл бұрын

It's basically just saying that you don't really need a smartphone to enjoy life

@DefaultYoutubeUserAccount

9 жыл бұрын

This is stupid? You obviously missed the point entirely, especially the most obvious one at the end.

Impossibru

L

is this a joke ?

тупее бреда не видел - инвестировать такие бабки в кусок пластика - это сверх идиотизма, но еще больший идиотизм - покупать это дерьмо. Это лишь говорит - о куче комплексов как у создателя, так и у потенциального покупателя