Noita giveth, and Noita taketh away.

@Raiom.

2 жыл бұрын

Noita taketh away a bit more than Noita giveth sometimes...

@kotorybeusz7246

2 жыл бұрын

yoo it's him

@Raiom.

2 жыл бұрын

@@kotorybeusz7246 The man himselft

@HoMiNGHeaD

2 жыл бұрын

Noita mostly taketh away tbh.

@chaotickreg7024

2 жыл бұрын

KZread translates Noita to Witch. I just unlocked new knowledge.

Taking anything that messes with explosions without explosion immunity is suicide in this game, lol

@Gnulcho

2 жыл бұрын

except the no explosions projectile modifier spell. unless you forget that your wand has shuffle...

@szymonrozanski6938

2 жыл бұрын

Taking anything that messes with damage withouth damage immunity is suicide in this game.

@schoenperkins8210

2 жыл бұрын

Existing is suicide in this game

@Abby_Sciuto

2 жыл бұрын

Existing without taking suicide immunity is the antithesis of existence in this game.

@melodymcdaniel9268

2 жыл бұрын

Literally did a daily practice run and immediately died from my own giant firebolt because of the glass cannon perk

I didn’t ask how big the room was, I asked to cast fireball

@GGorsty

2 жыл бұрын

Priorities.

@unnoticed4571

2 жыл бұрын

@@GGorsty Priority 1; Casting Fireball Priority 2; I CAST FIST Priority 3; How large is the room and what can I take cover behind? -The Priorities of any self-respecting Wizard

@jacthing1

2 жыл бұрын

@@unnoticed4571 DIGGASNOBZ

@benjaminlamothe2093

Жыл бұрын

I have a shirt with this exact quote. Can you guess what class I play?

@wormybobcat3706

Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminlamothe2093 well rogue of course, that way it’s not your problem.

You can only have 2 glass cannons, not to nerf you, but to protect you.

@tonykaze

Жыл бұрын

nah, once you have explosion & fire immunity, it's pretty much to prevent you from using a giganuke combo (like 2x glass cannon) to erase the entire map, or one-shot every boss in the game with a spark bolt

@Reece8u

Жыл бұрын

​@@tonykaze If thats why, it does a pretty bad job. Saw someone trying to 1 shot 33 orb kolmi with 1 spark bolt the other day, and they weren't even using glass cannon

@evanbaxter7356

Жыл бұрын

Yeah you can easily one shot most things in the game without glass Cannon, that being said I agree with him that they cap you at two because several stacks of glass Cannon would lead to you just wiping the map from existence, would probably crash the game as well.

@Silverstain

9 ай бұрын

@@Reece8u Mostly because most glass cannon runs dont make it that far and one mistake kills you with glass cannon so people dont take it.

@romaliop

8 ай бұрын

@@tonykaze I think the real issue is the way the game works. You can't destroy parts of the map that haven't been loaded yet. So with enough radius it would look very weird when it basically erases the entire block you're in, but the adjacent blocks would still load later on and leave you with just a perfect rectangle missing.

That First Shot wasn't a Close shave, that was an entire Gillette sponsorship

@GGorsty

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. Your comment made me snort. Now i want to play noita for myself again and see what shenanigans i can get up to.

@Agent_Schrader

7 ай бұрын

I love over the top jokes like this, great taste in humour sir, have a pleasant evening

@Zaluuk

7 ай бұрын

God damn it, now i have to look up a Gillette sponsorship to realize the joke

@blakksheep736

2 ай бұрын

And the second shot was another sponsorship except the razor ended up in your neck.

You just got noita'd. Noita rule 1. Assume everything killed you even yourself. Rule 2. If the spell can easily clear a room. Remember you are also part of a room

@wellshit9489

2 жыл бұрын

Spells are very useful for becoming even more so a part of the room

@nebulous9280

2 жыл бұрын

Also remember: You never want to be the paint on the walls.

@weewoogee

2 жыл бұрын

Also remember: Explosion resistance is very good good me good good :)

I like how on the second shot you actually got down to avoid the blast's line of sight but it just sheered off the entire snowy valley you were in anyway

@thecountercounter9127

2 жыл бұрын

"ah, what a nice little snowfort you got there, it would be a shame if someone just..." *TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING*

@Dean.....

2 жыл бұрын

It seems like not even being out of line of sight protects you against 2 glass cannons, I mean, look at what happened to those poor lanterns in the holy mountain.

@craftysmithkeith3653

2 жыл бұрын

Dropped the sun on himself

@dadmitri4259

2 жыл бұрын

that reminds me of when I tried to hide from a holy bomb behind a 2-foot thick steel wall it was vaporized

@keanantaul9476

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking somehow he survived the first shot

"There are enemies in that direction sir." "Roger that, removing that direction."

Love how literally all of your cover got vaporised.

@MaxSpider2000

2 жыл бұрын

exactly. Imma stay in this puddle, it will be safe from the *POOF* all is vapours now

@cubeofmeat4982

2 жыл бұрын

Literally got smited to oblivion

@parteuy3434

7 ай бұрын

That's NOT COVER it's concealment.

@reknostarfox4690

7 ай бұрын

There's literally nothing left, it all got disintegrated to nothing.

noita in a nutshell: 1. discover new toy 2. try to figure out how new toy works 3. die instead damn I gotta play this game again

@CryingARiver

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could play it, since it looks really fun. Unfortunately my laptop wouldn’t like the game

@HarrHarrHarrify

2 жыл бұрын

4. close the game 5. launch the game again

@minicrewmate7865

2 ай бұрын

​@@CryingARivermy laptop didn't like it..

Fun fact: Taking 2 Glass Cannons, drinking Berserkium, and using a Giga Nuke is capable of making an explosion that reaches from one end of the map to the other.

@bobbob-em5gj

7 ай бұрын

that aint true

@MorganSaph

7 ай бұрын

@@bobbob-em5gj It does erase the whole screen though. Especially if combined with 2 explosive shot mods.

@bobbob-em5gj

7 ай бұрын

​@@MorganSaph the whole screen i dont doubt it at i agree completely. the original comment said the whole WORLD wich is bullshit

@Buggolious

7 ай бұрын

doesnt' work

@ahegpbtrftcotu

7 ай бұрын

Giga nuke has a radius of 400. 2 glass cannons will take this to 10,000 (400・25) Berserkium will double this again to 20,000 (10,000・2) Presumably you could stack Explosive Projectile further on top of this at +15 radius per, but it will get tedius and isn't necessary. The width of the standard Noita map is 35,840 pixels. As stated above, these values are the explosion _radius,_ not _diameter._ Your configuration will presumably be able to span over 40,000 pixels side to side, and should indeed be able to cover the NG0 standard +/-0 overworld map from the Eastern to Western walls, yes. Good luck, and may god have mercy on your GPU.

A few days ago I had a run, where in shop 1 I got "Eat your Vegies", in mushroom caves I shifted water into Porridge, in shop 2 i found Iron Stomach and got my satiation to 2000% so i was doing thousands of damage with a mediocre wand, and on flour 4 random propane tank flew right into my face, and I died. Noita is fun.

@overloader7900

2 жыл бұрын

Is there a physics damage immunity?

@aerindinescarro47

2 жыл бұрын

@@overloader7900 No just melee immunity to my knowledge

@mikaelious9550

2 жыл бұрын

@@overloader7900 Nope, you can't become immune to that. Closest you can get is by stacking Stainless Armour, but you won't get full immunity

@piotreus5631

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikaelious9550 or stacking teleportitis like a chad :)

@anonymouscrouton7726

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikaelious9550 explosion immunity and ignite gasses makes propane tanks quite mild

"Yeah, that should be sufficient cover" Fireball: "By God's light, I SMITE YOU!" *cuts the world clean*

@CasualDoomer897

Жыл бұрын

[BASS BOOST]

So remember kids: when you say you want to cast Fireball and the GM asks “are you _sure?”_ it’s probably time to reconsider your options.

@tonykaze

Жыл бұрын

nice DM. mine's like... "ok."

@raznaak

7 ай бұрын

When my players plan stupid shit (and sometimes mundane things, to keep them on their toes), I ask "Okay, describe exactly how you *plan* to do [that].", sometimes while they're explaining they realize how dumb that idea was. And sometimes not... and they proceed...

@HeraldOfOpera

7 ай бұрын

ANY time a GM asks "are you sure", what they're really asking for is permission to kill your character.

@FAB1150

7 ай бұрын

And the answer is yes

it turns out explosions in noita are just like explosions in real life, something you want nothing to do with. (unless you're immune and then they're fine)

@fernando47180

2 жыл бұрын

I can confirm, I always make sure to be immune to explosions before I mess with them in real life.

@revoltman-needsmoreclickbait

2 жыл бұрын

did you know that not having explosion immunity is considered a disability in some states? crazy right?

This makes me happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum.

@reallyrll

2 жыл бұрын

I see this phrase is starting to pick up traction. Good.

@NibNibNib

2 жыл бұрын

Excited and then immediately disappointed when you realize that ancient skeletons and fossils are actually just minerals that have filled gaps where bones used to be, and therefore are actually golems and not undead

@combativeThinker

2 жыл бұрын

@@NibNibNib Artificers: It’s free real estate.

@jacthing1

2 жыл бұрын

@@combativeThinker you could do the same thing in a wax museum. With the added benefit of the creepy aesthetic

@aetherspiralknight

2 жыл бұрын

Zombie T-Rex? Zombie T-Rex.

That actually made me laugh so hard that 5 people turned around to look at me on the train.

This happens 100% of the time when you take glass canon, but I will still take it every single time

i love how you barely survived the test shot in the holy mountain too HAHAH

Seeing you and your cover get completely atomized was hilarious

Fricken sweet, the unmatched power of the sun

This is the videogame equivalent of balancing yourself on a chair right on the edge of the leg, and falling over because you got overconfident the first time

@conormcneely2879

2 жыл бұрын

What we have here is a shitlord who didn't die, and is therefore immortal - Markiplier

@nothanks39

7 ай бұрын

overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

The happy music being cut off abruptly perfectly represents the feelings you go through within a few seconds.

so, if explosions are 5x larger, and you have two glass cannons... does this make them 25x larger or 10x larger?

@stoovan3867

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say 10x larger

@LTGSStrophox

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's actually 25× (similar to how you do 25× damage), which just makes this even funnier

@Stofey

2 жыл бұрын

yeah its 25x because the second on applies to the already increased value of the first one

@judeous5866

2 жыл бұрын

oh dear

@k.k.9378

2 жыл бұрын

No way for it to be 10x. If it's additive, and we call base damage B, then B+4B+4B = 9B. If it's multiplicative, 5(5B) = 25B.

Now do the same but with Nukes That's what happened to me when I first got a Nukewand as in I had double glass cannon I shot it into a Room I knew was empty as far away as I could to check the range of Nuke Needless to say my cover did not save me

@stoovan3867

2 жыл бұрын

If possible then sure. One time I found a nuke spell for sale at the first level...

@iRwatching

2 жыл бұрын

If I have glass cannon and nuke I like to use it as my "first contact" with the floor in which I stay in the holy mountain and launch a random amount into the floor from the safety. Granted there have been a couple times I don't make it behind the cover fast enough as the nuke decided to hit a wall instead of going straight down but it works 75% of the time every time.

@waker_link

2 жыл бұрын

@@stoovan3867 reminds me how I got instantly killed in two simultaneous runs by an enemies picking up nuke wands on the second floor, literally didn't even have time to react because they fired as soon as they appeared on screen

@RoastCDuck

2 жыл бұрын

It's been years I haven't seen any nuke wand.

@cooly1234

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoastCDuck have to unlock nukes

“Sir, enemies in that direction” “Understood, removing that direction”

Sir, may I ask what that wand produces. It's the unmatched power of the sun offi-

@skinlizard2251

2 жыл бұрын

AUGH

This concludes our lesson in hard cover vs soft cover.

the power of the sun in the palm of my hand..

This is the truest, most perfect representation of Noita I have ever seen. Thank you.

amazing

I recently got glass canon. Me being a person who can't get passed the first 2 stages without dying. Proceeded to wipe everything off the face off earth with a berserker Bomb

@knownas2017

2 жыл бұрын

"If I die, I'm taking everyone with me!"

When I say you drop into the ice caves and hide behind snow i already started laughing because snow is like the softest material in the game haha Still I admire that you figured that you should hide, it took me a while to figure that bit out when handling nukes lmao

Just when you think you learned your lesson and took the right precautions...

@piscessoedroen

2 жыл бұрын

Not enough precautions seeing as he still decided to use explosions

The enemy is in that direction. Understood Sir, removing that direction.

At that point you only use spark bolt for your explosions

This is the best Noita clip I have ever seen. The edits and the rng is on the spot.

Rewatching this after Oppenheimer feels different

that was beautiful

@HokuSimp

2 жыл бұрын

Key word, *was*

you 100% knew what was going to happen, might even say you wanted it to happen, good job, the noita council is pleased

Sure was a GRAND run you had there.

This truly is the noita experience

“I cast screw everything in the area.”

Once got glass cannon and revenge explosions. That was a fun run.

I love how some roguelike games' communities use the game's name as a verb for when something unfair happens and kills you. Noita'd. Spelunked. actually nvm these were the only two I could think of

@Thebuilderz

2 жыл бұрын

Arma’d

@dino6409

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you dark souls

@hariman7727

7 ай бұрын

Mortis.

I can't stop watching this. Thank you

"you better have explosion immunity, bud-" *dies*

noita players immediately after finding a build that they know will, without a shadow of a doubt, absolutely obliterate them:

This is too relatable 10/10 game

“Do I look like I have regrets?”

Remember kids. A mound of snow won’t protect you from an explosion with a yield equivalent to A tactical nuke.

I hear "ima firin my lazar!" On that 2nd shot

That ending was just great!

You went full Megumin. Never go full Megumin

The best part is the single lukki leg flopping over at the end. Reminds me of Toy Story 2 when video game Buzz got blasted by Zurg.

This might just be the shortest video i've seen that can sum up what Noita is about

Amazing music, btw. Love it!

This was hilarious, you got my subscribe.

i have been rewatching this for an hour straight

You should make more vids in this format, I kek at it, and welp, I think you did a real nice piece of work here, in all aspects, timing, meme, music, cuts, all that :P

I recently heard about this game and it has to be the largest, highest effort troll I have every ween

I like to drop a bomb in the empty fish tank and duck for cover in the other. With 2 glass cannons it will destroy some of the ceiling but the wall separating you will shield you from the blast.

Using a mod, I once gave myself 5 glass cannons (idk if they actually stacked or not, but holy crap) and explosion/fire immunity and had a blast on the way down. Eventually, my game was freezing for like 10 seconds with every shot, then I did something that made it freeze for closer to 30 seconds haha

Saw that coming and was just waiting for the payoff good vid man

"cast fire ball" "you didnt even ask how big is the room" "i said cast fire ball."

Oh this is blowing up. Congrats on 100 subs (soon after I comment this)

@DisKorruptd

2 жыл бұрын

well, if it's blowing up, you're gonna want better cover than this guy

I once grabbed glass cannon and used a nuke with no immunity Worst mistake of my noitaing career

I have no idea what you expected. This in an important lesson in material hardness.

They really thought that pile of snow was gonna shield them from 10 tons of tnt

Nice dude nice, you've almost tripled your subs in a year

"Hide!" YOU DIED "Fuck..." Shoulda hidden behind stone, never trust soft materials... I mean... you've surely faced the snipers before, no?

that thank you for 60 subs got me now im suscribed

*picks up explosive resistance* "yeah, this is big brain time"

Perfectly balanced.

learning about material hardness, the hard way.

Ya gotta love it

0:22 *Casually causes the birth of a sun* “Hm yes, I think I’ll use it in the level now. What could go wrong?”

well done, subbed.

glass cannon is like shrines of the mountain. you see it, you take it, damn the consequences.

Brilliant

Just subscribed bc I noticed you had 419 subscribers and that number just won't do. Also I love this vid.

0:24 Ngl when the song started playing i immediately thought of Grand Dad

Noita is essentially "fuck around and find out": The Game

i subscribed.

glad to see I'm not the only one who experiences slow motion

We will watch your career with great interest.

The gods weren't angered, just disappointed.

"And that's a Noita"

nice job

You knew it would noita, but you noita’s anyway. Respect.

Can't lie when I say I expected a death grips meme but I'm not disappointed

Considering that Noita is Finnish, you could say 'noidattu'

quality content

"I am a genius!" "OH NO!"

0:25 Jesus Christ, that's like launching the Davy Crockett to kill a fly

Nice

You had that one coming lets be honest. Also spider mutation lets go. (it's been a while since I've played I don't remember their name)

2 glass cannons + Giga nuke + Multiple stacks of divide by 10 + ??? = noita.exe has stopped working

"oh boy i cant wait to see my friends and family again" the random fucking icicle in the room with you:

How it feels to chew 5 gum: Stimulate your senses