"Ass tougher than a Nokia phone". God made him a different breed

@videoaddict1178

9 күн бұрын

Hey some are just built different and some are just BUILT

@Jackofalltradesmith

9 күн бұрын

Those phones could fall from space and survive reentry. That man is something else.

@Umbrage0

9 күн бұрын

"Im here to dominate you." "Pfft, whatever lets see your A game." _breaks out boss' invention_ "My safe word is 'blacksmith' 😢 "

@cayde-6452

9 күн бұрын

god has nothing to do with it, that is all fae magic.

@mikayla_collie

9 күн бұрын

just don't say 'breed' out loud around him. 😅

John: You should really read the paperwork Boss: Check cleared, thats all I care about

@tekias5536

9 күн бұрын

Adding to this, as Boss once sang...ooooh I'm a dirty money slut doo dah doo dah

@delavanty

8 күн бұрын

Accurate

@zer0theultimate

7 күн бұрын

Honestly

@DumbChaoticFuck

7 күн бұрын

Yup

@OvercutHood

7 күн бұрын

When its for John's group, thats reasonable

After hundereds of shorts I have concluded your shop deals exclusively in bdsm gear, nieche post mortem memorabilia, and witchcraft spell components... I'm terrified that God allowed a shopkeeper of such immense power exist in a world of mere mortals

@kateshiningdeer3334

8 күн бұрын

Eh, he does make the custom knife here and there, too. So there's that. But yeah, dude seriously belongs in some weird modern D&D Shop, LOL. 😂

@adamjones5607

8 күн бұрын

​@@kateshiningdeer3334BD&DSM?

@spudthepug

8 күн бұрын

@@adamjones5607the Venn diagram of kinky people and D&D resembles a circle sometimes.

@jimwormmaster

8 күн бұрын

​@@spudthepugI mean, both can have Dungeon Masters....

@pathoesr7872

7 күн бұрын

My impression is that he just doesnt ask too many questions

Considering the stuff John is into I don't think boss reads it on purpose to keep his mind at least somewhat clean

@patrickpromen3605

7 күн бұрын

His mind may be clean(er), but his sadistic side has been released

Dominatrix: *swings* TAKE THAT NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!! Sub:.................. Dominatrix: Please tell me you felt that. Sub: I, felt the impact?

@kaziglu8344

9 күн бұрын

Try coating the tines in Carolina Reaper Pepper puree.

@Dr.Croc_13

9 күн бұрын

@@kaziglu8344MUHFUGGA YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH! I love this idea!

@jackclark1994

9 күн бұрын

Ooh shit! 😂 ​@@kaziglu8344

@laziboi5285

8 күн бұрын

​@@kaziglu8344 nah pepper x

@I_Crit_My_Pants

8 күн бұрын

That could be dangerous tbf, some people feel less pain than their body is actually taking in damage... dude's gonna end up in hospital :/

The rooster scream when he says "gifted an unbreakable sub" haha

@amandah.3943

8 күн бұрын

I had to take my headphones off cause I thought my kid was yelling at me 😂😂

@justmutantjed

8 күн бұрын

Yeah, I thought it was my neighbour again.

@jonathan9999fy

8 күн бұрын

thought it was one of his kids havin a fit

@amandah.3943

8 күн бұрын

@@jonathan9999fy after taking my headphones off, that was my second thought until I found the comment about this being a rooster (and playing it back a few times to hear it better 😅)

@TheGuyMaybe

2 күн бұрын

Rumor has it that that was the lippy sub

The loopback got me on that one. 'With an ass tougher than a Nokia phone!' 'MMMH.'

@zer0theultimate

7 күн бұрын

Same😂

@granziii12

7 күн бұрын

You too, huh?

@Michael-qv7wt

7 күн бұрын

I DIDN’T NOTICE UNTIL I SAW THIS!!! IM DYING😂😂😂

@nightphreak

5 күн бұрын

Lol, was going to say the same

@iceteal3mon108

5 күн бұрын

Oh damn😂

Okay if your butt is tougher then a Nokia phone quite working the glutes, it should not be that hard!

@Lets_Go_UW

9 күн бұрын

Buns of steel baby

@videoaddict1178

9 күн бұрын

​@@Lets_Go_UWmore like buns of titanium or perhaps even adamantium😂

@anthonyventure8228

9 күн бұрын

Walnut butt is something that is crazy

@andrewmencer916

9 күн бұрын

​@@videoaddict1178no he has buns of nokiaium

@firedirewolf

9 күн бұрын

I wouldn't quit, just have more dinner, it is good to have a firm body but you shouldn't ever drop bellow 10% body fat, it isn't good for the heart.

I propose we name this one the eulogy because that's going to have to come after she uses that thing

@Hoshimaru57

8 күн бұрын

Only if AutumnIvy gets a hold of it. I’ve resigned myself to think of her as a fictional character because I’m too afraid of the knowledge that she’s an actual person, because that implies that these skits are all real.

No matter my sleep, my mood or the doom and gloom in the news, your skits NEVER cease to make me chuckle

I saw the hand shape and said "thats no brush"

@mithrildragonlh

9 күн бұрын

Oh it is. It's a 'brush with death'.

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

9 күн бұрын

​@@mithrildragonlh_The brush of unconventional pleasure_

@nomicon9359

5 күн бұрын

Two in the pinky, one in the stinky

@captainc0rgi

5 күн бұрын

​@nomicon9359 bro the sub is a man.. idk what kind of pink you are talkin about

@nomicon9359

5 күн бұрын

@@captainc0rgi good point

The Sub: Tis butt a scratch

@Just1Nora

5 күн бұрын

Eye see what you did there...

@furiouskaiser9914

Күн бұрын

That one Family Guy scene: "BUTSCRATCHER????" "mmmmBUTTSCRATCHER!!" 🤣

The day that boss says “Challenge accepted” in an even tone is the day John goes back to church.

Like a shriveled up old man once said. "Do It."

@OrinyxRyder

9 күн бұрын

"JUST DO IT!"

@_n.dobson_onIG

9 күн бұрын

"I can't, I'm too weak"

@_n.dobson_onIG

9 күн бұрын

"I can't, I'm too weak"

@slickmann1

9 күн бұрын

​@@OrinyxRyderthat one's not that shriveled... or old. Funny how one word can change the reference tho

@OrinyxRyder

9 күн бұрын

@@slickmann1 it was a joke, man... just let it slide

Wasn’t expecting to learn something new about myself when I clicked on the blacksmith guy video, but here we are.

@Serene80

7 күн бұрын

If you're new, welcome to the dungeon, where clean minds come to get a little dirty...

@mossystonesubs

7 күн бұрын

Congrats!

@TimeSurfer206

4 күн бұрын

@@Serene80 And where some of us realize we have finally found our homes.

@Serene80

4 күн бұрын

@TimeSurfer206 Oh, absolutely! I actually have limits, unlike John, but that's what makes families great!

@simonecummings9157

4 сағат бұрын

Achievement Unlocked!

Did anyone else hear that scream in the background when John says “gifted an unbreakable”?

@mindmaster323

8 күн бұрын

Yeah, freaked me out.

@fredomwolf4871

8 күн бұрын

those chickens want in on the fun

@tylermitchell9876

7 күн бұрын

Heard it too

my favorite part of this is the fact the paddle is shaped like the good ol "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" 😂

now i wonder, what would the ACTUAL order look like?

@Space_Drifter0621

9 күн бұрын

My guess is some sort of blunt weapon pulled fromthe darkest corner of medieval fantasy

@Wasqwert

9 күн бұрын

That is the actual order? He said he built it to spec, just didn't realize what it was for...

@spudthepug

8 күн бұрын

Probably something close to that actually. If this sub got a hard spanking with vampire gloves and still had issues with subspace, then that implement might be the ticket.

@CryptToneMusic

7 күн бұрын

Probably the mace of Molag Bal

@tommenno

7 күн бұрын

he'd probably put a lacquer on it, add a leather grip with a Wii mote strap and call it a day probably.

the rooster in the background had me thinking someone was getting stabbed lmaooo

... let's see how unbreakable... Boss had his Challenge Accepted mode triggered...

"unbreakable? We'll see about that." Boss probably

Sub: didn't feel it Me: *brings in mule* well, we tried being nice

"Subspace" *Gets Brawl flashbacks*

Shared this to a kink fb group I am In, everyone just laughed lol

Being unbreakable has perks, although it's difficult to find that person that can make you weak in the knees

@Onhaey

Күн бұрын

Do you go to therapy or is that your coping mechanism for your mental illness?

@ViviBuchlaw

4 сағат бұрын

Are you speaking from experience? Lol

@akinothewolf9466

3 сағат бұрын

@ViviBuchlaw Coincidently enough, I am speaking from experience ^~^

If John said the ass was tougher than a Nokia 3310, then I would say the dominatrix was lying.

The God Emperor of Mankind had a Sub fetish? Who knew.

@kateshiningdeer3334

8 күн бұрын

Not uncommon, apparently. It's often the toughest, always-on types that desperately need some time off by being a sub. The Emperor of Mankind would sure rank as one of those jobs!

@blackwing3629

8 күн бұрын

Cease this slaanesheian heresy

Does anyone else notice a finger missing from that paddle? To Boss: Is your hand ok? If you lost a finger, my condolences.

@Galaxydragonpie

9 күн бұрын

It's a kink hand sign meaning two in the pink one in the stink...

@edwardbryan9501

9 күн бұрын

​@@GalaxydragonpieOh. Now I wish I didn't know.

@kateshiningdeer3334

8 күн бұрын

​@@edwardbryan9501If it makes you feel better, I saw this represented as donuts once... that was a whole different idea... On the good side, hey, chocolate AND strawberry frosting on one donut! 😂

@edwardbryan9501

8 күн бұрын

​@@kateshiningdeer3334Nope. Don't tell. I don't want to know.

@jamesnoneyabizness5611

8 күн бұрын

​@@kateshiningdeer3334 _What_ in the Cursed Confectionery?!?

Always love the adult humor, god i kove being apart of that community lmao

“I love a woman that will actually just kill me”

You know, looking at that brass pronged paddle was quite "The Shocker" I'll leave now

@darkprince597

9 күн бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@jamesnoneyabizness5611

8 күн бұрын

No - you stay right there and _ATONE_ for your sins! 😁

@aimbertlovesherbabies8278

7 күн бұрын

No font go. Come back. 😂

As a star trek fan, I've never heard the word "subspace" used in a context other than the actual sci-fi meaning, but I guess it fits, 😂.

My man has the universal seat.

Will need an update for this one eventually 🤣 🤣 🤣

@NemisisFrakture

9 күн бұрын

That update isnt gonna be available on youtube lmao

The end tied in excellently to the beginning there :D

"Ass tougher than a Nokia phone" God *damn* if that aint a phrase 😂😂😂

Plot twist John is that SUB

This man made a "shocker" shaped paddle 😂😂😂

I'm not into 'the lifestyle', but from this conversation I think this might be a bit over the line on "safe, sane, and consensual". Just my vanilla-flavored opinion, is all.

@siosilvar

9 күн бұрын

Nothing is 100% safe and my play partner's psychosis means nothing she does is truly sane... RACK and PRICK have been the acronyms of choice for a couple of decades. :)

@samuelmellars7855

7 күн бұрын

Yeah, I'm pretty vanilla and some of the more extreme stuff just seems like weird versions of self-harm...

@Just1Nora

5 күн бұрын

Oh thank goodness...was starting to think I was crazy...er.

Lol can't tell if that's a kid or animal hollering in the background lol

@gunner4bus

9 күн бұрын

Definitely a rooster.

Oh man that paddle is really a "shocker"

From someone into the lifestyle but currently not practicing, this is what I call a "HARD FUCKING NO"

@ViviBuchlaw

4 сағат бұрын

Simply A Skill Issue™️ 😂

I'm sure he'll find that paddle quite the shocker

Name a profession that requires an ass tougher than a Nokia phone. 1]Ford 750SD DRW truck driver

I thought the grunt at the beginning was a grunt of approval at the end that his creation was gonna break that Nokia phone ass

Theres a fine line between being a dom and being sent to prison for assault with a deadly weapon. Hospitals legally are required to report injuries that are suspicious.

@Jason_Ultimate

7 күн бұрын

Yeah... an "unbreakable sub" who tends to mouth off to the doms... kinda sounds like he might not be a sub to me in that case. Torture kink? Maybe, but definitely not submissive.

@shungokusatsulol

6 күн бұрын

He's the M in bdsm. Pure masochist.

If anything will work it is that. Just hope john's dom got the Nokia ass to sign all the weivers.

the last line "tougher than a nokia" goes so well with the "mmmm" at the beginning perfect loop lmao

Not gonna lie it looped so well it seemed like he was more than willing to put the sub in his place

Some day I'm going to put you in my D&D campaign because there is not a nerd in my life that doesn't find you absolutely hilarious and enjoyable to watch

This is turning into a 'tell me your kinks without telling me your kinks' channel.

Bro your voice.. you are choosen please do voice overs/acting 🙏 The fkn depth of range on that cord

Well... That's not a sentence I expected to hear today. Good job lad. Carry on.

Does anyone else hear the rooster in the background that kind of sounded like someone screaming while gagged? 😅😅😅

The fact that the hand is shaped at 2 in the pink 1 in the stink position just makes this even better😂😂

I don't like how it loops it makes boss look like he's enjoying the thought of what was described.

The 2 in the pink 1 in the stink shape of the paddle has me dead

Bro there is such a strange and unexpected series of events in all these videos ur character continues to suprise me

This is the type of content I'm here for. You do an excellent job in both your craftsmanship and your showmanship

If his ass is stronger than a Nokia phone, nothing short of the heat death of the universe will break him. And that's still a maybe.

I fucking love the rooster in the background 😂😂😂

God i love this content, you're freaking hilarious 😂

I love the way he said it so quickly ...with child-like Glee... And the professional way he pronounced; "DOMINAAH-TRIX" 😅😅😅

You can see boss's brain trying to get from the order form to where he was, and having a time of it

The Nokia phone comment then immediate cut back to the "mm." at the beginning was HILARIOUS

"He's got an ass tougher than a Nokia phone" is THE brand new sentence of they year

The loop to the beginning makes it sound like he's going "Hmm yes this will be perfect for that"

I swear I hear Nokia phone and then hear the beginning of the video not realizing the video started over was priceless for me

The kink turn these shorts took, i wasnt ready for. As a kinkster this is hilarious

Ever since the video that included the description of the "human chandelier", follow on videos make me giggle. The ambiance of foot and hand prints on the ceiling, just quietly hanging out in subsequent videos lol

man you really embrace this stuff, it's pretty good actually

Had to pull my headphones off to figure out who was screaming in my house, after 5 minutes of silence I listened to the short again and figured out where the screaming was coming from.

😂😂😂 I was watching this without audio and I could still hear the "Jhonn..." "Yes boss"

That sub sounds like a male version of Darkness from Konosuba.

I freaking love this channel. I'm not even into BDSM (no hate), but I feel like I want to take a peek into it every once in a while. Because of John. LoL.

Dang it, I had to look out my window because of that subtle scream in the background.

"Not nearly enough chainsaws on that thing, it'll barely tickle him."

Loop comedy "He's got an ask like a Nokia phone." *satisfied grunting*

Nobody talking about how the hand is doing the ol "two in the pink, one in the stink" 😂😂😂

"Give me an unbreakable anything and i'll find you a better breaker."

Anyone else hear that scream or animal sound that sounds like one? It's perfectly timed

Can anyone here a scream in the background when he's explaining the sub with a rock hard arse.

@gunner4bus

9 күн бұрын

It was a rooster 😊

I deadass thought that was some crazy guitar head for a second lol

My Elementary school had a paddle on the wall of the Principal's office that had nails driven through it. This was the seventies and I do not know if it was ever used.

"Ass tougher than a Nokia phone" will live rent free in my head

This channel is gold ❤😂

"given up on putting him into subspace," holy shit 😂

Did anyone else hear the kid screaming his head off in the backround?? Play it again & youll never unhear it

Dude, just start moving up in objects. I had this one friend that asked if he could barrow my bat, and now he’s on the news. And so is my now shit covered bat. It works.

Ass tougher than a nokia phone😂 my gods, thus is not a line I expected to ever hear, but man am I glad I did. Always good to chuckle.

Ayoo🤣🤣youtube really EFFING up, cause i LOVE your videos, and i haven't seen you on the algorithym in MONTHS💯😩💪

That yes boss convinced me he was kiwi for a second there

Paperwork is just details. The check is the solution 😅

Suggestion: electricity Violet wants dont wear you out

Yeah checks out lmao. I broke a paddle with my ass before so the feeling is understandable 😅

Genuinely, your marketing strategy is working.

Love how it's shaped like "THE SHOCKER". LOL

anyone else hear the scream when John says his Dominatrix friend was "gifted an unbreakable sub"

I love how it's in the shape of the shocker

I love the challenge of a supposedly "unbreakable" submissive, but on the other hand there's a line we're pushing too close towards being a snuff film. In which case, have paramedics on standby and lots of bandages and stapler cartridges in case it gets too excessive. Been down that road more than once.