This guy is one hell of a storyteller my word. I can't get enough of his stories

This guy is the type of guy you don't want to provoke. I tell you🤞.

@caesar3909

Жыл бұрын

now just imagine what type of monsters do they have ejele if leli tyma says he would rather die than go back there

@bongiweselematsela4993

Жыл бұрын

Andahleka...ndimoyika ngok...

@dineokhiba463

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ntethondinisa5068

Жыл бұрын

True

@ntethondinisa5068

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"yebo ngyaphila ngoba ngyahamba" eyy🚶‍♂

This guy is the best story teller wow my guy i wish i can get more of ur videos and he talks very nice i laughed when he says"wehlisa izandla khona bazoshaya ikhanda ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"that killed me i never laughed this much😂😂😂

"Masebedakwe ilotjwala ongabazi... Yabon' njengoba kuyi-weekend Ziyasha"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ThabisoNxumalo-vh5xf

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ciarciar914

3 ай бұрын

😂

🤣🤣😭😭❤️❤️ I love this guy hle , my brother thank you for ure reality.

Love his stories so much 😂😂"uzosina ulambile"

@sihletshabalala1350

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ay lensizwa ayisoze yaphindela eJele ngempela🤞🏾😅😂

🤣😂 Not the interviewer laughing as well, serious but hilarious as well.

Being raised by a prison warden I find it amazing how I’ve heard all these stories exactly in the prison language he narrates. I’ve survived hijacking and a number of crimes thanks to the language engangiyfundiswa ubaba on how to deal neziboshwa. Impi yomqondo nje and who is above another.

@chabalichabali8714

Жыл бұрын

How did u handle them

@thandonombona3555

Жыл бұрын

how did you deal with them really

@MfanaKaMshengu

Жыл бұрын

@@chabalichabali8714 if uzithola ukwi situation in town mhlampe bafuna ukukubamba iphone. Change your language and speak to them as if you a prison warden. When they use the number slang respond as if you are still ujele ukuthi nje “yey fuseg sboshwa “ alone has helped me twice in the cbd. Last year I was driving a golf 6 ngaya at a garage in davernport around 1am. Ngabona sengehla ukuth the garage is empty and 4 guys in a polo with a gp number plate were at the garage. Kwakungasekho uujika my door was open and I noticed they all were carrying guns. Ngangena ngaphuma egarag the bp garage in davernport Durban those who know. When ngiphuma I pretended to be putting a gun on my waiste. Sengiphuma garage two of them were already infront of my car bengilindile. Ngabaqonda nje str8 only to see one of them uyi gunya coz of the tattoo ranking abazidweba wona. Immediately I approached him as ujele yena isboshwa with rankings. Awu they got so confused whether I was a criminal nam coz who drives a golf 6 at that time in that place and directly does what he want bebe bebonile we studied each other ngingena garag. Walahla ngokuth wayeboshwa at “medium a” again ejele there’s mediam kuno maximum prison. The crimes people are taken in for bayahlukaniswa ejele ngesi sindo. So nje ngavele ngath awu “icala elincane lolo “ . Story short the other guys guns were out but they ended up confused why le two isikhuluma nami for so long. Kwaphela u30 minute ngikhuluma nalaba fana. Trying by all means to figure out who I am bahambanje bazi ngiwu vader mina or iphoyisa. Ngabayeka kanjalo becabanga between those professions.

@andileshezi7494

Жыл бұрын

Phendula mshengu haw

@MfanaKaMshengu

Жыл бұрын

@@andileshezi7494 ngiphedulile kwi comment phezulu nje. UAndile yena yedwa lo enuz 🤔

Ngingamlalela usuku lonke lobaba uyakwazi ukubeka I story

This guy is a legend. Good content

This guy is too funny I could even hear the interviewer laughing 😂😂😂

Mmhhh this Guy is one hell of a storyteller my word, I can't get enough of his stories 😢😢😢

"ubanika ikhanda bashaye ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"🤣🤣😂😂

We need more of his stories

😂😂I know this is serious but I've never laughed so hard indzaba yekushaya ingoma ngoba umuntu usuthe inyama ongayidlile 😂😂😂 This guy is good 👏👏

@SamoraSekhukhune1

10 ай бұрын

Very funny. But also very hurt and damaged. I think he is my best interview

@lunganibongani2417

9 ай бұрын

"Uhlabe into ongayazi"🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Kuvubelwa utjwala ngama two litre nase badakwe yilotjwala ongabazi uzozwa 😂😂😂

@paulphasha723

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mnumzane ubnzima obhekane nabo abuyokulinganiswa nobamuntu. Sibonga izifundiso zakho nokuthi kukona konke lobunzima ubuntu bakho abuzange bukulahlekele. UQINE BABA.🤝

Into ebuhlungu ukuthi bathathe umuntu oziphilelayo bamenza isigebengu. Inzondo inkulu abayidalile

We need more of his story's pleaseeeeee

The way he says death is better than prison, eish. That place is hell on earth. I don't wanna see myself there, I think even a boss inside prison does not enjoy prison

He is a good storyteller this man👊

🤣🤣🤣🤣He reminded me of my late mother when he said "ise varsity la". My mother use to say that to all ex-con athi "ufundeni e-varsity abantu bonke bebuya nemfundo"

Aibo guys is this not uBaba kaBule? The infamous “Khahlela leyo ngane” baba ka Bule.

@thulanindlovu596

Жыл бұрын

Ngiyamsola ubaba ka Bule 😅

Bengibona 30min.... Ngingena ngigijima

@Sicelodibe

Жыл бұрын

Same here...ngoba those 3-5 mins videos ziyabhora

I love this guy story's, he tells it like it is.😀😀🙏🙏🙏🙏

Please interview this guy again 🤣🤣🤣 "Wena uzozwa sehambile, NGEKE ULALE, NGEKE ULALE"

"Yebo ngiyaphila ngoba ngihamba"😂😂😂

Impilo inzima😢

I have never laughed this hard🤣🤣

ngithanda indlela ochazangayo ukhuluma isiZulu zu

@sihlemthethwa513

Жыл бұрын

He is a very good story teller

@ayandantombela509

Жыл бұрын

Ayikho into ekuthiwa isiZulu zu, kuthiwa isiZulu 'phaqa'

@maqondisa

Жыл бұрын

​@@ayandantombela509 😂

@demariansele4943

Жыл бұрын

And bayahleka ngiyadideka bahlekani coz thina sikhuluma kanje ilesi isiZulu ngqoooo akahlekisi ukuthi bajwayele laba bezinombolo Yabona laa iNsizwa lee lobhiti uyabazi ubunzima

Great story teller

ngaze ngahleka and its not the first time listening to this story

Eiy angazi uphinde kangaki ukuthi "Angiyi ejele ngincamela ukufa " uyabona ukuthi uhlukumezekile kakhulu 😢😢eish Nkosi sivikele

The last part 😂😂😂yokuquleka

@youtupe80

Жыл бұрын

Yabona leyo ingiqedile ngihleka noma ngingedwa ngihambha endleleni kumangale abantu ukuthi ngihlekani yooo😂

Ay! Kodwa liyakwazi ukubalisa eli khehla. And yavakala ingqwele kudaaaala igudla😅😅🤣. "Uyabona kuyaqhubeka, mina Ng'mbana namazambane lana. "Yabo' njengoba kuyiWeekend? Ziyasha! Bayasina......Badakiwe! Basinisa wonke umuntu." "iNTO OZOYISHAYWA!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Biggest lesson here Funda UkuLawula Intliziyo yakho muntu.❤Guard your heart

😂😂😂😂This was too funny

God will bless you razo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ulind uksina ube ulambile

The mind has to rise above. When you go through so much trauma you have to shut your past out PERMANENTLY. That's how you survive. Never make the same mistake.

😂😂that “akuyi ngakwazi le emceleni ,Ama terrorist awadlali”

Mmmh njengoba kuyi long weekend shuthi bazosina bazebavuvulale izinyawo abangawushay umthetho.

@luthermthembu9003

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@heathermbambeni529

Жыл бұрын

Ayihlekisi tu lendaba,ibuhlungu shame. Khafane ucinge umntu omdala elayelwa ngumntana ukuthi makasine ngenkani

"BADAKIWE,BASINISA WONKE UMNTU"

Eyi impilo inzima nyani xakunje

"Nayingoma 😂😂 Kuyasinwa"

Prison has traumatized this guy he will never recover from this abuse

🤣 🤣 🤣 Ingoma ulambile

From 16:00 🙆🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 sorry to laugh

good storyteller.

Iyo ,iyahlekisa insizwa bo! Bathi susa isandla begadle nje! Hhayi bo...

9:12 part yamadevu🙆🏽‍♂️🙊🤣

🤣🤣🤣 ngeke iye ejele lenkunzi kofa loyo oyobe ezomubopha okanye kufe yena

SA must create a fund, like the Road Accident Fund (RAF), to support people who've been wrongfully arrested and abused by the state. This guy and many others have lost and seen too much.

@sibongisenikhumalo8198

Жыл бұрын

Where will the money come from?🤔

@ksogoni6003

Жыл бұрын

​@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 1. 15% from the The National Prison Budget 2. Penalize the judges who wrongfully convicted people ( all Judges must pay 5% towards such a fund) 3. Take 5% from the total money allocated to police department because its doing nonsense already. 4. All lawyers who want to be admitted attorneys or admitted to the bar must do some sort of service towards wrongful convictions. (instead of articles maybe) doctors do compulsory community service for 2 years. I don't know but where there's a will there's a way.

@heathermbambeni529

Жыл бұрын

​@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Good question

@lwazikmdima1872

Жыл бұрын

And this guy is sure he rather die then go back to jail...and his so sure

@nabster4320

Жыл бұрын

@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Duduzani🤣🤣🤣

😁😁😁😁 kwanzima ejele 😁😁😁

Ayibo ngigidiswe ingoma ngilambile sebedakiwe hhayi kunzima

Liyayi vula ingubo lingene..!!

🤣🤣🤣😂😂ai Trevor Noah this one

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢this guy is a good story teller

Yazi ngaboshwa iviki elilodwa ngafunga ukuthi ngeke ngiphinde okwenzeka lapha angikaze ngikutjelele muntu futhi angeke but i still have that anger.

Isuthi , isuthi iskhaftini😂

Limlimeze engqondweni lobaba ijele namapsychologist angeke amsize

Umondle imilomo yomibini☺️😊

@ayandazulu8014

Жыл бұрын

Nje!

Grown talk!!

please have the videos in sequence or parts because we can’t follow the story 😭

@nxelenongalo6727

Жыл бұрын

You can’t follow the story Not we!

Imnandi mpinda yoo it's tough guy's

*Hleli uzonya vele* 🤣🤣😂😂

Lendoda ihlukumezeke kakhulu, I wish there was many like him😂😂😂this how prison should be

You can give this guy a vicious slap, he won't do anything he would prefer to run😂 just that he felt pain for nothing😭😭😭

@ndabenhlengcobo6864

Жыл бұрын

Nah angboni dawg infoda Le kungacaca

Yah I'm sure this guy was a Gunya...his face is scary😂

Ugcine usubizwa nge Ntibane, ngothekwane😂😂😂

Ngeke ulale 😂😂😂

LOOOOOOl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ay wangibulala lomfethu, kuyagidwa eJele

@youtupe80

Жыл бұрын

Angikaze ngihleke kangaka yoo😂😂😂

@user-tn1bp8gh9o

Жыл бұрын

@@youtupe80 🤣🤣wabona lukhulu lomfethu

Yoooo kunzima guyz ejele ngeke 😢😢

Ufuna ukuquleka 😂😆

uHulumeni wobandlululo wakha amajele ewakhela abantu abamnyama. iJele libulala umqondo alilungisi lutho.

@amogelangselota

Жыл бұрын

what must happen to criminals ke?should they go to therapy

Usiniswe ingane ithi ey hlaba bo 😂😂

If a strong adult like him and was once in an army but is complaining about the toughness of prison. Then who are we? Loll gents let's avoid prison yesessssss

@kissmlungu7883

4 ай бұрын

You'll be a wife, wear a skirt and make up😅

@mduduziMavundla7242

7 күн бұрын

That's telling you that place is rubbish

Emanzini abilayo😂😂

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣please uyahlekisa lobaba

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂EYEKHANDA IYAHLEKISA

30 Minutes flew by.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅Man is a league

Yoooo this is sad 😭😭

21:31 😂

Lobutshwala Mase Buvutsheliwe Buzo Buyiswa Bubekwe Laa Buphuzwe, Awubutholi Wena Lobutshwala Buphuzwa Yilaba Bantu Abanikazi Balotshwala😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The gangsterism is the worst in prison really, their advise to the one who wants rank is to be beaten unconsciously by the guards, just imagine lol😂😂😂😂

@Jackson11326

Жыл бұрын

Just pure madness

Bambhebhile lona😂😂😂😂

Bhuti wami ngizithanda kakhulu izitori zakho ubuku army

Impilo yase jele irough😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

Eyi inzima indaba yasejele

"masebesuth ilamaqatha, bazogidisa indlu yonk"

Uyingozi lomjita akafuneki iskati eside emphakathi ukhuluma nge Anger 🙌🏼

@demariansele4943

Жыл бұрын

Lutho ukhululekile uBhuti Wazi ubunzima Ubeyisosha le emnceleni inkani wayifunda ngenxa yezimo. Insizwa yasemakhaya le uyayozwa nje ikhuluma

@ba-kasbongiseninombalizabayeki

Жыл бұрын

@@demariansele4943 uchaz ukt mayet ngeke esaboshwa ncono kufe ipoyisa noma yena ikukhululeka okunjan lokhu 🥲🥲

Ithi ingane hlaba bo 🤣🤣🤣 usine into ongayazi

😂😂 ironing

👊👊👊👊

Ingane isuthu isuthi iskaftin

I haven’t been here in a while

Isimo 😂