No GOOD Engineers Left on Space Station 13

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Their all gone and I'm not helping.
open.spotify.com/show/67LMHxm... - The BPL Podcast. Check it out. The audio used in the intro is from an episode that isn't out yet. Though I have already been in two episodes if you go back like a year. Go listen to knife fight city lore.
/ boatbomber - Just need enough cash to get through winter
/ @boatbombersstreams7722 - I stream once a decade
Music Used:
Jimena Contreras - Mayan Ritual
Sarah, The Illstrumentalist - Space Navigator
Jimena Contreras - Devil's Organ
Jimena Contreras - Atlantis Rage
Ramzoid - Mexico
DivKid - The Empty Moons of Jupiter

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  • @venera13
    @venera13 Жыл бұрын

    The key to engineering is confidence. Act like you know what you are doing even if you don't.

  • @patrektgaming2584

    @patrektgaming2584

    Жыл бұрын

    messed up the SM? say it was sabotaged and it is hard to fix, EZ

  • @jimlthor

    @jimlthor

    Жыл бұрын

    Pretty much applicable in all aspects of life

  • @MrJustinUSCM

    @MrJustinUSCM

    Жыл бұрын

    I remember my first round of Engineer on goon I did this. I ended up “training” another new guy, giving him whatever information I found out on the spot, this ended up with the entirety of Engineering flooded with Plasma and Co2, and my trainee dead. 10/10 would recommend this trick.

  • @botkarma5753

    @botkarma5753

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MrJustinUSCM It works until someone more experienced calls you out on it or, that inevitably happens.

  • @CM-NightDK

    @CM-NightDK

    Жыл бұрын

    The key to engineering is do shit and pray in radio for the atmospheric engineers(the true engineers) to fix it

  • @sgs3054
    @sgs3054 Жыл бұрын

    Change the world, become an engineer

  • @Ezio334
    @Ezio334 Жыл бұрын

    As a Goon Engineer main, I can say you did an excellent job

  • @timbukdrew4262
    @timbukdrew4262 Жыл бұрын

    Spent my break watching this. Makes looking like a aquatic engineer look like a viable career path.

  • @CreamTheEverythingFixer
    @CreamTheEverythingFixer Жыл бұрын

    As a dedicated janitor main i press F

  • @KoboldCommando
    @KoboldCommando Жыл бұрын

    We've got plenty of engineers over at Monkestation! We've got random engines too, good ol' Lord Singuloth, or the Supermatter before it was turned into a glorified tesla, and we even have the RBMK! You're welcome if you ever wanna come check us out.

  • @theblackpantslegion
    @theblackpantslegion Жыл бұрын

    MORE ENGINEERS

  • @KoboldCommando

    @KoboldCommando

    Жыл бұрын

    Plenty of engineers over at Monkestation!

  • @SpadeRZA
    @SpadeRZA Жыл бұрын

    I am a good Chief Engineer, I actually thought about going back to SS 13

  • @CaptainPrincess
    @CaptainPrincess Жыл бұрын

    my engineering experience extends as far as putting on a suit, heading out to the solars, wiring them, bypassing the SMES for funny and then just chillin out there with my solar panel bois while the station tears itself apart inside

  • @shatter_woken

    @shatter_woken

    Жыл бұрын

    “I’m gonna bypass sm Ames so we can watch the world burn!”

  • @CaptainPrincess

    @CaptainPrincess

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shatter_woken cant do it anymore Im told ú_ù

  • @shatter_woken

    @shatter_woken

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CaptainPrincess you can bypass it but it won’t do anything atleast I think I’ll test it on a server

  • @CaptainPrincess

    @CaptainPrincess

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shatter_woken it loses the charm if I cant up the risk of door hacking to Chance Of Heart Exploding

  • @shatter_woken

    @shatter_woken

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CaptainPrincess lol

  • @thatguy47231
    @thatguy47231 Жыл бұрын

    as a goon engineer, this is by far the most accurate depiction of goon engineering. Now all i do is make loafs and pocket dimensions for personal entertainment.

  • @dsouth7754
    @dsouth7754 Жыл бұрын

    All I know about engineering is to get rubber gloves, screw driver, shears and crowbar and force open doors I'm probably not supposed to open.

  • @theriveracis5172
    @theriveracis5172 Жыл бұрын

    I used to be an engineer in SS13. I did okay. But I never did atmos stuff. Mostly stuck with /tg/code stations, is why, so it wasn't too necessary. Still, dead rounds, I colonized the asteroid, created a station on the expedition, and made a true cargonia independent station. The trick to being a good engineer is knowing you know nothing. But doing anyway. Preferably with the wiki open, mind you. Don't take extreme risks, but I'd by a hypocrite if I said I never nearly killed everyone. My first time creating a singularity engine of my very own, I covered all the floors in tiles. Singuloth ate every tile. It went from a very tame barely-active singularity into a full 7x7 barely contained doomsphere. Panic insued. But to my shock, it stayed stable. And I had a lot of power, working, to my experimental station. I learned, and now, I leave my floors bare. Looks are for tools Besides; makes it easier to see my nice wiring.

  • @nugget9541
    @nugget95412 ай бұрын

    I remember destroying the entire station once by singularity because I didnt know that a powerbank in the back was NOT an unused backup but a vital one for the shields.

  • @UndeadDragonWarrior
    @UndeadDragonWarrior Жыл бұрын

    I still find I hilarious and completely fk'd is all you need is a hypospray and a bone saw, then you can just walk up to people, put them under anesthetic, then proceed to saw their head off.

  • @RatkingGorbo
    @RatkingGorbo Жыл бұрын

    I learned a lot of jobs for ss13 but engineer was never it lol

  • @shrimpboom8
    @shrimpboom8 Жыл бұрын

    seeing the vr dungeon in a youtube video was an experience, I still have a txt guide laying around that gets you all the way to what I'm 80% sure is the last door, without a single clue how to open it.

  • @imaxinsertnounherex
    @imaxinsertnounherex Жыл бұрын

    I spend every round trying to elevate myself from janitor to janiborg. Efficiency in mopping.

  • @babagoogie6231
    @babagoogie6231 Жыл бұрын

    Your editing helps fuel my niche ss13 video hunger

  • @rejvaik00
    @rejvaik00 Жыл бұрын

    That knife catching skill was godly! This is why you need to come to Albania and be a god amongst men!

  • @skyrillexful
    @skyrillexful Жыл бұрын

    Ronald Dickster started from a Bartender to an engineer. Man started from the bottom now we way up.

  • @ayemate2945
    @ayemate2945 Жыл бұрын

    My dog love this video. Thanks Boat Bomber for this video

  • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
    @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS Жыл бұрын

    I used to be able to start up the singulo and some other relatively basic things like wiring, but shit has seriously changed since I last played. I seriously should get back into playing, it's probably been at least two years. I can't imagine how much stuff has changed in that time.

  • @Eidako

    @Eidako

    Жыл бұрын

    Things have gone from "bolt down the thing, turn on the barriers, stick plasma in the collectors, turn on the PA" to "there is a big yellow crystal in middle of engineering. It absolutely is going to kill you, blow up all of engineering and it's going to be 100% your fault."

  • @Eidako

    @Eidako

    Жыл бұрын

    Also pipes make absolutely no sense now, which is great because the big yellow crystal of death depends entirely on setting up a proper gas loop.

  • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS

    @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Eidako oh good, it's based on the atmo stuff, the tech I was least confident in lol

  • @dudupintarolas5214

    @dudupintarolas5214

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@Eidakojust ask Atmos for help in that situation.

  • @truemisto
    @truemisto Жыл бұрын

    if you want to eat cockroach you need to use knife on the roach

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel10 ай бұрын

    Bruh, go easy on yourself with that editing bit damn. If we didn't like what you did we wouldn't be subscribed. You make good content fam.

  • @coll6
    @coll6 Жыл бұрын

    Ah sweet a video recommended to me by KZread about my favorite specmen game. Nice video. Wait. This..this VR story looks a little to familiar. Wait. I know how this ends.. The Lava. I didnt know you tried to jump across I thought you fell in or something pushed you in. I tried to pull you out but some guy with a shield blocked me and I fell in also meeting the same fate.

  • @HellaDelta42069
    @HellaDelta42069 Жыл бұрын

    Woo, podcast hype and more boatman.

  • @chickeninboots
    @chickeninboots Жыл бұрын

    When your playing Engie and someone asks you to set up the engine: *F**K* *THIS SH*T* *IM* *OUT*

  • @roninnozlo9544
    @roninnozlo9544 Жыл бұрын

    engineering is so fun i have no idea why people dont play it

  • @lordsheogorath3377
    @lordsheogorath3377 Жыл бұрын

    Trying to set up engine. Beno in Engi maints. I call sec. They do not respond. I die. Become ghost and see that 4 sec officers are beating the shit out of the Chef.

  • @MayTheFay
    @MayTheFay Жыл бұрын

    finally more edited ss13

  • @dr.nihilus2632
    @dr.nihilus2632 Жыл бұрын

    A lot of people have quit since everything opened up again, myself included. I can no longer pretend to work at home.

  • @ONIscrooge
    @ONIscrooge Жыл бұрын

    Big Boat Bomber

  • @CanadasElite
    @CanadasElite Жыл бұрын

    epic space gaming

  • @magicamadeye
    @magicamadeye Жыл бұрын

    yea...this is why i always play either scientist or a botanist

  • @BlackMoonHowls
    @BlackMoonHowls6 ай бұрын

    Ah, BPL. Noice.

  • @domingos8214
    @domingos8214 Жыл бұрын

    yees, you are active, thanks god

  • @pnpple
    @pnpple Жыл бұрын

    i swear i saw this in my dream

  • @guacamoleman3253
    @guacamoleman3253 Жыл бұрын

    the only reason im good at engineering is because i got banned from sec for using the captains shower

  • @esotericulmanist8331
    @esotericulmanist8331 Жыл бұрын

    man i miss goon, too bad i'm permabanned

  • @Dial8Transmition
    @Dial8Transmition Жыл бұрын

    But changing lightbulbs is the janitors job

  • @WeedGuyMike
    @WeedGuyMike Жыл бұрын

    Miner mains rise up

  • @tomd2666
    @tomd2666 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah Goongineering really dropped off after they neutered the TEG engine. The experienced engineers moved on to something else because so there isnt as many old hands to teach the newblood.

  • @Ariche2
    @Ariche2 Жыл бұрын

    boat bummer

  • @thedude7894
    @thedude7894 Жыл бұрын

    why does this look better than ss14

  • @trashtalkterry2133
    @trashtalkterry213310 ай бұрын

    Cool

  • @boldizsartar5350
    @boldizsartar5350 Жыл бұрын

    What server is this?

  • @judi1009
    @judi1009 Жыл бұрын

    It's not my fault that SM pressure chamber suddenly spiked.... What do you mean I did not add enough coolant?! You were ERP-ing! Oh?! You gonna Arrest me?! We'll see what SM will say about it

  • @dudupintarolas5214
    @dudupintarolas5214 Жыл бұрын

    My engineering experience was quick I spawned has an engineer on goonstation in the Middle of nowhere on a ship i saw i had a space suit on found a hive got of the ship then died of oxygen deprevation Becuse i forgot to put an oxygen tank on. Over all 10/10 experience would do it again

  • @Tory-JJ
    @Tory-JJ Жыл бұрын

    I can do engineering on every map. But Do I want to do it well? depends on my mood.. :)

  • @fajile5109
    @fajile5109 Жыл бұрын

    Come on man no one taught me how to make a engine. A bomb sure everyone wants to teach you that.

  • @topcatcoast2coast579
    @topcatcoast2coast579 Жыл бұрын

    I want to fart in a VR dungeon.

  • @LankyMF

    @LankyMF

    Жыл бұрын

    that's what happens when you eat a lotta meat

  • @RasNasty
    @RasNasty Жыл бұрын

    did they upgrade the graphics??

  • @dudupintarolas5214

    @dudupintarolas5214

    11 ай бұрын

    Probably a different codebase from the one you played but if you used to play goon years ago then probably

  • @Moldereyes1999
    @Moldereyes1999 Жыл бұрын

    Say…which Station is this?

  • @soulmask2781
    @soulmask2781 Жыл бұрын

    20 hours as engi, doesnt know how to make the SM work, jump in as Chief Engi. What could go wrong? Just let the engis that know what they doin do the work while I punch the bad guys

  • @billtrent6520
    @billtrent6520 Жыл бұрын

    Don't worry I don't know anything about engineering either XD

  • @lukex8169
    @lukex8169 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, because I was banned (from Goon) for not apologizing to a badmin crybaby.

  • @valeriesomethingsomethings2401
    @valeriesomethingsomethings2401 Жыл бұрын

    what server is this? looks way too fun to be TG

  • @psionikal

    @psionikal

    Жыл бұрын

    goon

  • @valeriesomethingsomethings2401

    @valeriesomethingsomethings2401

    Жыл бұрын

    @@psionikal the one that came AFTER the goon one tho

  • @MrJustinUSCM

    @MrJustinUSCM

    Жыл бұрын

    @@valeriesomethingsomethings2401 it’s Fulpstation

  • @-hero-5882
    @-hero-5882 Жыл бұрын

    Bro fulpstations admins are the bottom of the barrel

  • @tacticaltortoise262
    @tacticaltortoise262 Жыл бұрын

    On flupstation the best engineers i find are Jonathan Joestar and screw and one more i dont remember the name of. We made a 2Gw SM and put canister fusion in SM as well as before the Pluox change we rand CO2 and Tritium SMs I myself drifted away probably because of all the small changed that atmos is getting that changes the SM setups or the SM changes themselves.

  • @alltheuser
    @alltheuserАй бұрын

    i am the good engineer!!! i can setup power in less than 5 mins i am the power man!!! (their is better)

  • @JamesIbis
    @JamesIbis Жыл бұрын

    I hope you become a rich youtube vlogger/let's player/reaction videos man

  • @GP22855
    @GP22855 Жыл бұрын

    Wow nerds. Goon has NO competent engineers BECAUSE they are all children! Play any OTHER station Because they atleast have Competent and Professional engineers.

  • @lederp1182

    @lederp1182

    Жыл бұрын

    The word competent in SS13 is not meant to be in the same sentence

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