This car is a total automotive guilty pleasure for me 🙈 can't help but like it for being so WILLINGLY different!

@nathandaniel1000

2 жыл бұрын

Its one of those cars that's so ugly its beautiful

@Cheffy_otto

5 ай бұрын

I like it too, because its different, yesterday i saw a normal one, and week ago a rs version in real person its just wow what a car 👏🏻, The people fron nissan said you love it or you hate it

I used to hate the look of these, but I've kinda changed my initial opinions... at least it's unique and has a bit more design flair than the usual jacked up hatch and I can admire that.

@Cheffy_otto

5 ай бұрын

Indeed its just unique, and different thats what i love of this car, because i like to be different, Nissan said about this car you love it or you hate it

I have always been scared to.come out of the closet with the juke, but after seeing all the comments I ready to come out

@satchel5909

3 жыл бұрын

I hated it. A few years later I bought one. Now I could never go back. I almost bought a Fabia, I've gotten bored of that in a few weeks

I’ve always liked the juke and I was pleased when they made the nismo, more so the RS. After owning one for over a year now I can say it still puts a smile on my face. These are seriously underestimated, usually by people who haven’t driven them. And they always surprise people at the lights and even around a B road. It’s a shame that 218bhp is considered low power these day, but it’s only because we are spoilt with tyre shredding hyper hatches. These days anything with less than 300bhp is pretty much written off, but this car is quick and round the B roads it does get the pulse racing. However, there are a few things I’d change/was disappointed with. The mpg is bad, even with a 6 gear manual the revs sit way to high at motorway speeds. And couple this with a tiny fuel tank it feels like you’re forever filling it up. Also the gearing is very short, which not only lengthens the 0-60 time but ruins the mpg. You are always changing gear when driving casually. But all in all I love it. It’s an under dog and who doesn’t like an under dog

You are the first car reviewer that has said anything nice about a Juke. My wife has a 1.5 Diesel Tekna and although I didn't want her to get one I've come around to really liking it. She wanted the raised ride height to make it easier to get in and out, improved visabilty and because the road where we live get flooded often. She loves the spec, 360°/reversing camera, heated leather seats, 4 electric windows, DAB radio, Bluetooth for phone, sat nav, 50pmg, plenty of power for her. There are some very steep hills that it goes up without any problems. During lockdown when the motorways were empty I drove it at 115 mph, it was stable and unfazed. All round an excellent car that has been problem free. I would recommend one without hesitation.

I've had one over 3 years now, 45000 miles, no problems...there is no in-between feelings about the Juke Nismo; it's either really disliked or really loved...i further appreciate the uniqueness of this being the last version produced. (America)

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

Update? Im considering a ctv awd 2016 with 24k km

I've got the awd face lifted 2016 Nismo RS version, got a great deal because of the polarizing looks - love it. the visibility for city driving is amazing, especially after adding the 360 camera for parking.

@justinperez1922

2 жыл бұрын

thats what I have as well

@dritantahiraj3830

Жыл бұрын

Ive got the 2018 nismo rs juke 30k miles just bought it amazing thing

@Kuran1986

3 ай бұрын

Hi, can this engine be considered reliable?

@CarefreeRambler

22 күн бұрын

​@@Kuran1986Yes!

I love your reviews mate. You're my favorite British car reviewer who does every day and unique cars. I'm from NZ. I currently have a Toyota Aurion. I'm after something sportier and less crusier focused, but I'm afraid I'm gonna miss the power of the V6 if I get some small turbo 4

I bought the Juke Nismo 2013 automatic since 3 months and I’m totally satisfied with the power of that car(at the category of 200ps cars),the style and everything.And most of all,It’s practical.

thank you for the quality content i liked the honesty around mcclaren not being pc is a rarity nowadays keep up the great work mark sunshine coast ex of hackney east london now sunshine coast australia i think that was a good career move........take care

@gui18bif

4 жыл бұрын

Ye

I own a 3 year old nismo rs and have to say there are many upgrades.Bigger front and rear discs ,lsd,bigger boot.Inearly sold it the other weekend but bailed as I couldn't honestly part with it.Ive just had her mot and not a thing wrong.Mpg round town in normal.mode is about 31mpg and long journey 41mpg in eco mode.Actually achieved 46mpg the other week not sure how.Untill you actually drive it and own one you never understand how easy it is to live with day in day out.Im so happy with mine I've looked at buying another for my partner who also loves it.Even my next door neighbour has bought one in silver but black is the best.The seats are the most comfortable I've ever sat in and on long journeys I never get a bad back and on a motorway but don't get the recaro seats they are so hard to get in and out of compared to the heated nismo seats.It will Cruise happily all day long quite happily on the motorway very steady and surefooted.I took a gamble on this car and have to be honest I've never regretted it.Dont knock the rs version untill you try one.Its not everyone's cup of tea but still a brilliant car for the money.Cheap to tax cheap to insure cheap to service and very reliable.Only issues are the petrol tank is too small at 42litres with a range of 270miles that's my only gripe.Enjoy what is a fantastic little car. If you want to do an rs version review, your more then welcome to borrow mine anytime jay👍👍

@kcrutch4075

5 жыл бұрын

Where you get the bigger disk brakes from ?

@coupecruiser

8 ай бұрын

Right there with you

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

What year? Any update?

a friend got one recently after her Subaru was totaled... she let me check it out and my only complain from my short test drive was getting in and out over the base bolsters - i contribute it to the distance they set in from the door sill, their height, and the fact i'm not very tall, I'm also more accustom falling into to lower cars like exige, miata, and rx7. But aside from that, which would just require a little pratice if it was mine, it was a surprisingly fun car!

Cletus, you've reviewed the car for which I was considering swapping my twelve year old Micra‼️ The only thing that stopped me was the fuel consumption: so I've kept the Micra, and uprated my hi-fi, instead. I've really enjoyed this video. You've minimized your exhaust/tarmac obsession, and the shot at 11:53 is quite beautiful. This is a perfect example of why I'm so enamoured with your work. Much kudos. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

@johnkane7179

5 жыл бұрын

i wish someday i'd be as good at cars as you. the only car i drive is skoda fabia yet 😅

@MrKeyboardCommando

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnkane7179 We may be living in the gutter, John, but we're gazing at the stars‼️🤩🤩🤩

@johnkane7179

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrKeyboardCommando well, Mr.Key, i only hope my star will rise someday. until then, i keep my nose to the grindstone 😁

@MrKeyboardCommando

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnkane7179 A very wise philosophy, John. I can see the sparks flying‼️💥💥💥

I’ve always looked at the juke with disgust, then I was looking for a new car after a lot of looking around I couldn’t make up my mind then I see this silver Juke Nismo sticking its ugly nose out of a row of cars long story short I pick my Juke Nismo up this weekend not sure what happened but the become very likeable very quickly,

@oscarzavala2373

3 жыл бұрын

ik im just a little late but how is it ?

@ypyketo

3 жыл бұрын

@@oscarzavala2373 i own a juke nismo 4wd, it's awesome. Very stiff but fun suspension, and god, how good it is at driving! And when clean, it shines like a sexy bitch. Also very fun to full throttle ocasionally. Goes 170kmh at cruise like a charm.

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

@@ypyketoany update? Im considering a used 2016 cvt awd with 24k km

How can you not love this car its so outlandish yet weirdly nice plus its fun as hell and affordable

Thank you for this video Jay. I cannot think of another car youtuber who puts out such consistently great videos and reviews. I look forward to every upload. Keep up the great work.

@JayEmmOnCars

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks Yeehaw, appreciate it

Good review 👍 my wife wants a nismo rs version as her ep3 type r is getting abit tired and old and she wants to be abit higher on the road and she likes the quirky look and good prices on them cheers as I was not to sure at first but looks like we will be getting one next summer 👍👍👍

@coolchow

3 жыл бұрын

Did she regret selling the ep3?

The newer version of the regular version of the Nissan juke is due out next year and is currently being sorted out and testing by the manufacturer, first impressions by auto express is it is a great improvement over the original, cannot wait to see it in the flesh.

@anthonykamm4768

4 жыл бұрын

Its called the kick

Mate you just found the best/cheapest seats to swap into any build in the future. Just reupholster and walk away spending a fraction of recaro’s price

I love my Nissan Juke...the zero gravity seats are the best. You need to drive this car to appreciate it. I was once driving in a freeway with unforgiving wind gust and everyone was pulling over but this little thing just slice through it. Drove straight 16 hours comfortably the only downside is the gas stops in between.

@chefdeth7993

2 жыл бұрын

11.5 gal 1.6 turbo (with mods) awd cvt. In sport mode, you can watch the gas gauge drop. In awd vectoring. Love this little monster, 1200 bucks(us) turned this into almost nismo, pushing 205 hp in a car under 3500 lb curb weight. Probably lighter w/ stillen catback and injen short ram. Sleeper.

i'm thinking of getting one as with living in London and currently driving a Vauxhall Antara 2012 which is not Ulez complaint , having a family i can see door handles at the rear which would suggest its 4 doors but does the rear windows open fully

I want this or a Peugeot RCZ thp200. What do i get?

Looks stunning in black

These are a guilty pleasure. If I wasn’t 6’3” I could be tempted for black rs variant.

You can modify the shit out of these to insane numbers. I have a Nismo Sentra, and its a bunch of fun

After watchin this review 5 years later....I own the Nismo RS and a TTRS and also a Mecan Turbo. I use the Juke and Porsche almost as much as each other with the Juke bein my "shoppin" car. The juke in ECO mode brings in around 40+mp with a light foot, is super comfortable and fun to drive and does about 0-60 in almost 7 seconds. Viewin angles are brilliant, i have the Xtronic i think its called, automatic and the car is a dream to drive.

I love mine. The headlights take a little to get over but with the right mods and the AWD it is actually very good. I love that its not like anything else out there.

Nismo rules. In every form.

What are they like when recalled

I was walking in neighborhood one time and just came across a Juke. I was literally starting at its face for a solid minute and it felt like it stared back. At that moment I knew I liked the Juke. Probably wouldn't buy one unless I was rich for laughs.

Love that exhaust note. Not too much...just enough!

I like stuff that's different and quirky, the Juke is one of those cars. Here in the U.S. it is available with AWD, even in the NISMO but sadly it's only paired to a CVT😋

@JayEmmOnCars

5 жыл бұрын

Oh that's a real shame. Would be fun with a bit of a tune and AWD plus manual

@muckspreader1able

5 жыл бұрын

The AWD is terrible the rs with the lsd is far better and more fun.

I've a normal juke and I love it but I really want a nismo

I have a white Nismo AWD and i got to say i got a great deal on it the bucket seats are comfy, the 1.6 4 cyl has quite some power ,radio sounds good cool but different kinda reminds me of a mini version of the Rogue

my mum has a nissan juke, she seems to like it but admits the car is a bit wallowing in the corners and not particularly agile and her experience great handling cars is pretty much none existent, i have driven it and i find it easy to drive if not particularly enjoyable.

Not all new MINI's are the same. The supercharged R53 generation 1 of the BMW is significantly different compared to the larger newer varients. Especially a slightly modified R53 purely for the supercharger whine noise increased lol

That car was very unexpected from you. Well done. I hate jukes, they are everywhere but this seems interesting to drive.

@JayEmmOnCars

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody expects JayEmm's Latest Review. Our chief weapon is surprise.

I've owned my 2014 Juke Nismo RS for just over a year now and I love it! By far the second most fun car I've ever owned. (My SR20det swaped S13 will always be number 1) I love the juke but if I could change 3 things it would be to make the 6 speed manual available in an AWD, a bigger fuel tank, and a Sunroof option on the Nismo edition.... other than that it's a great car.... as long as you get the 6 speed manual and not the cvt automatic.... I test drove the regular Nismo and the Nismo RS and I can tell you the RS is much better! I happily dishes out the extra few thousand for the RS version.

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

Any update?

I love it. I love this sports crossover.

I own a 2014 Juke Nismo RS... I love it, it's a fun car to drive and surprises alot of cars by how quick it really is. However to really enjoy it you have to get the 6 speed manual, the automatic CVT is garbage. The Juke could only be approved in 2 ways. 1) Make the 6 speed manual available in a AWD. 2) Should of came with an SR20DET engine.

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

Any update?

A lot of the Juke drivers around 'ere parts tend to run all lights, including fogs so you get absolutely blinded by them. I dont mind how they look at 198 brake isnt all that bad is it -what weight is it?

@JayEmmOnCars

5 жыл бұрын

Mentioned in the video. Pretty light at around 1250kg

I like it actually

The biggest issue with Nissan (2006 onwards) is Renault - 2011 onwards is when the rot really set in, it really shows in the wiring - all white cables with very low core count - Nissans biggest flop was the E12 note what was dropped after 3 and a bit years, new prices dropped after 6 months by up to £9k - the pulsar is a another £20k-32K car no one wanted and is exclusive as a C6 as no one purchased them, at the end of the day Nissans cars are a Renaults in a Japanese suit. - - - - Vauxhall will go the same way now Peugeot has taken over, we already have the Vauxhall Berlingo Corsa Partner

Shame it was just the nismo, i'm fairly sure the nismo rs is a lot better in terms of handling the rs comes with a LSD so is apparently miles better in the corners.

Loved the jukes when wmthey came out but these floppoed in comparison yo the tease of the juke r, still an awesome vehicle, wish the Honda fit had a sport version like this since its a more useful vehicle and moreso with the Honda reliability behind it

i love my 2015 nismo awd its like driving a lifter go cart with turbo flutter

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

Any update? Awd or manual

Yeah see I've always liked them, even though most car guys don't, I would consider one of only they fitted the Nismo RS with a DCT, then it would be great, small turbo engine, 4wheel drive, DCT and those bucket seats, would've been great

Just some opinions from a long time owner.(experiences may differ lol) The fuel economy is all over the board in reviews so lets put some clarity to it. I get 30-42 Mpg because I mostly drive 45mph in 6th gear for very long stretches, on the highway I get 25mpg at 70mph. The drive modes are basically useless to me so I just run sport mode for the heightened throttle response and nimble steering. Small mods make a huge difference with this car. A better breathing intake, better exhaust, maybe a better intercooler(stock placement is terrible). Final point, absolutely no problem in snow for me. I live in a rural area so I had to make my own paths in the morning, just be easy on the throttle.

@JayEmmOnCars

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget US MPG is different too

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

What model? Im considering a nismo awd cvt 2016 with 24k km

Lower suspension amd wheel spacers will look very good

say what you want about the nismo juke.... but untill you've drove one them you'll never know how fun they are.. I personally love mine and they are very nippy when you're had mods done.

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

Any update? Year and model

had a juke diesel as a courtesy car when the grandparents Qashqai went into service. 110hp model. it was a weapon of a thing for a 1.5 diesel. they handle amazing aswel. but so does the Qashqai. just feels like a bigger ford focus round the bends.

@Forgan_Mreeman

4 жыл бұрын

WTF is a Qashqai

@mcspooney

4 жыл бұрын

@@Forgan_Mreeman try google...….

@Forgan_Mreeman

4 жыл бұрын

mcspooney then what?

@mcspooney

4 жыл бұрын

@@Forgan_Mreeman imagine a juke that had been pumped up

@Forgan_Mreeman

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcspooney umm..oook? then after that?

Love my juke!!

My mother has got a white 4WD RS with the updated head- and taillights and she says it's the best car she's ever had.

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

Any update?

@andreasskjoldhammer6493

6 ай бұрын

@@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW She doesn't have it any more, but it was still pretty much on family member levels of beloved! I'd like to drive a manual one myself sometime in the future if the prices drop a little bit more.

Good review, I prefer your older videos.

I had one, fab car, a bit Jeckyl and Hyde engine, on the M4 from West Wales to London I returned around 50mpg. Great fun to drive in sport mode down B roads, you can really lean on the chassis, one of the quickest car I've had point to point as its so light and nimble, and that's coming from Focus ST and Astra VXR. I eventually chipped the Juke to around Nismo RS power, much more fun then, boost would come in earlier. Great car, still miss mine, now drive a Mazda 3 MPS.

whats the mpg like on these??

@RAPIDNISMO

6 ай бұрын

They aren't great on fuel 😂 we usually get around 25mpg around the doors, and around the same on the motorway, it depends how you drive but you have to properly granny them to get somewhat ok milage

I’m gonna go after a nismo juke...of all the things for a first enthusiast vehicle I’ve convinced myself I want THIS

@johnl6803

3 жыл бұрын

Did you get one?

@air-headedaviator1805

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnl6803 unfortunately no. For now I’m stuck with my Altima. I’ve found several tho for sale

@johnl6803

3 жыл бұрын

@@air-headedaviator1805 ahh shame man. I’m looking to trade my mini in this week to this bit more family friendly 😬

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

@@johnl6803any updates?

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

@@air-headedaviator1805update?

I own this😂

Cool little cars same engine as a clio RS but with a manual. Why Renault why if Nissan used a manual why didn't you

Could you review a 3/435d?

@JayEmmOnCars

5 жыл бұрын

My BIL has a 435d xdrive vert

@twbtl2372

5 жыл бұрын

JayEmm on Cars great! Good video as always btw

AMAZING 🚙

I love my Nissy!! I’ve got the exact same model apart from she’s 2015.

The Juke is basically a Micra on stilts. It's deceptively small. Looks like it's a medium sized hatchback but it's really small inside. I drove my mates wife's Juke a few times, it was well equipped and nice enough inside, certainly not judging it or anyone who likes theirs, but for me, it's such a horrible car to drive, horrible clutch, horrible gear box, gutless as hell. Tiny boot too.

The juke tried to be unique. You need to give it that.

missed title oppertunity 'bit of a farce'

My 2013 clio rs got around 28 mpg (sold it now because it was rubbish)

@JayEmmOnCars

5 жыл бұрын

Was that a 197?

@maxjones2722

5 жыл бұрын

JayEmm on Cars no it was the Newer shape mark 4 with the crap gearbox which in my opinion ruined the car for me

Still quicker and more aggressive than a 2.5l altima just saying

This is the old model. New model has 370z lights. I think it looks okay. Its just styling. These cars are not about power. They are decent quality. Try not to be as negative and morose as the comments.

I f'n love the Juke. But then I'm the sort of person that thinks Citroën has designed some of the best cars ever. The Juke-R would have been a hoot. Until it wasn't...

Its a lifted Micra

@air-headedaviator1805

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a brilliant comparison

Mondo Duke

Me watching as an american: "STOP DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RO-wait.... forget you heard that.."

Thank you for making good quality and informative videos. I would never buy a juke but your videos are just good unlike others that have become nothing but EV fanboys! Please don’t change!

Nissan owners would pull their pants down in public if someone convinced them there was an up side and something to like about doing it

I like the duke but this nismo looks like it's been styled by a kid in gta

5:28 Take me home

@lj2684

3 жыл бұрын

West Virginia...

I thought 29 was great.

🙏🙏

I can't stand these cars, the headlights alone are offensive haha!

Loved my 2015. Feels like a Go-Kart to drive

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

Any update?

The Best Joke

Nissan uses tons of cheap plastic and steal that should be classified as tin. Garbage for the most part; but the mechanicals (save the CTVs) are very solid.

Bell and Colvill gave me a base model Juke when my Elise last went in for a service. Thought it was an absolutely horrible car. Virtually no redeeming features.

Any long term owners here ?

@RAPIDNISMO

2 жыл бұрын

A few months off if 6 years on ours, cracking motor

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

@@RAPIDNISMOmileage?

@RAPIDNISMO

6 ай бұрын

@@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW now had it 7 years and just close to touching 70 thousand miles, never skips a beat

@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW

6 ай бұрын

@@RAPIDNISMO impressive thats stellar. Im considering buying a 2016 nismo awd cvt with 15k mileage. What are your thoughts, recommend it if the price is right? Also, anything I should take note of when inspecting it from your experience/knowledge? (Not rs trim)

@RAPIDNISMO

6 ай бұрын

@@MCMarioG99S0ccerFTW get onto our rs and nismo juke owners groups, and have a word with owners if cvt's etc mate! They're a very friendly bunch who are more than happy to share what their cars are like, personally I can't recommend the manual RS enough, it's a 6 speed manual with an LSD, you really can't go wrong!

NISSAN has been one of my favorite badges since the ‘70’s. Looks like a great little grocery getter to me. 29.5 mpg is pretty good for a tall vehicle. I’d expect to have to keep a 1.6L turbo wound up a bit in a vehicle that large. I’m not a car-snob.....I enjoy a base Nissan Sentra 1.8L, NA, 5-speed

@StephenButlerOne

5 жыл бұрын

My uncle has a 1.5 manual iirc and it got ariudm 25mpg average. Which is shocking. not sure if your UK based or US. If you're in thd US, you need to recalculate that mpg ad 29mpg in UK is about 23mpg. Statside. At least their fuel is cheap

200bhp from a 1.6l is impressive enough. Had the same from my Astra GTC after a remap. Sadly these engines arnt that strong and wont last forever i fear. I dont like these modern small engine turbos i think they are underwhelming and cheap. Great review again James keep up the great work.

@diarmuidmarsden7752

5 жыл бұрын

Considering it's turbo, is it really?

@mcspooney

4 жыл бұрын

@@diarmuidmarsden7752 deffo not lol

@clivebrackstone1896

3 жыл бұрын

French engine as used in the new clio 200..... yep wnt see 100k miles

@dylanoppeneer2354

2 жыл бұрын

@@clivebrackstone1896 that car actually has the nissan juke engine which is from nissan👍

@rubenvalente

10 ай бұрын

​@@clivebrackstone1896 They're great engines, really reliable.

Nissan Joke

No amount of exterior dressing up could ever make me want one of these. Extremely ugly.

I drove one two years ago as a courtesy car...truly awful in every respect...looks are subjective but I. My opinion the designer tried way to hard, the plastic interior was terrible...seats yes were good...but maybe if your 18-22 and want something different, and as a parent think it’s a good first car for your valuable child...then maybe it’s worth considering...but as a grumpy 45yr old I hated it...

Can't like the juke sorry just can't

There is also actually a Nissan Leaf Nismo...

@BMWE90HQ

5 жыл бұрын

So sad 😞

@blademanx

5 жыл бұрын

theres a nismo for leaf juke 370 and gtr. Its just styling. Each to their own

@donnyhooks6970

5 жыл бұрын

But did you complain about the PT Cruiser having the same exact platform as the SRT4's though? Who cares about badges, Don't buy it......Move on.

I think is the most horrendous atrocity ever made on 4 wheels. I just can´t understand the modern tastes.

The Nismo was disappointing, Hence the Nismo RS...................Before I bought my RS my favourite car had been my Alfa 156 2.5 V6, But the Juke is more powerful, Better handling and ultimately a LOT more fun (Plus it doesn't break down all the time) Bought it new, had it nearly 5 years now 57k on the clock and I fuc

@nigelwest3430

Ай бұрын

Update, I've now had it 8 1/2 years and I still fuc

Great video as always James ! Should be called the Nissan Joke 😂

very quick car but after driving one it felt like it was going to fall apart... Typical horrible nissan

I thought this was the gtr drive train one. Video shut down.

@blademanx

5 жыл бұрын

experimental...was never going to be a thing lets be real

A silly car. What seems to offer more cons than pros. There is better crossovers, better estates, and even better coupes, and even better all round SUVs. Also my uncle had one (non nismo) and its mpg was horrific, for the poor non performance. Though I'll admit it looks half decent in this spec. But not enough to even tempt me.

Hate it hate it hate it

Joke + Puke = Juke.

Juke, the most impractical, practical car i have ever driven. Hideous to look at and totally useless as an everyday car. Tiny interior says it all. A Nissan Note is much bigger inside with much more useful features and uses less road space. The Juke is for folk who want to look cool but haven't got a clue. If you need a practical car, just buy a practical car, if you want a sports car just buy a sports car, not something that is terrible at both and shows the world you're just trying too hard.