Nintendo Wii Anti-Piracy

Ойын-сауық

Hello everyone,
Wii is a console made by Nintendo.
The Wii is popular for its Wii remote.
In this video, we are going to take a look at an recording of the early prototype anti-piracy measures of the Wii.
Is it even possible to do so?
Let's dive into it!
Please read the pinned comment.
Enjoy!
-TheGreatUnknown Productions.
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Work of fiction and is not real.
*COPYRIGHT
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*TIME STAMPS
0:00 Wii Menu
0:20 Anti-Piracy Checking Environment
2:10 Anti-Piracy Screen
*CREDITS
-TheGreatUnknown Productions

Пікірлер: 321

  • @plain_alejandro
    @plain_alejandro2 жыл бұрын

    I love that these anti piracy screens make you call the police on yourself and make you plead for your arrest

  • @RealityContractor

    @RealityContractor

    2 жыл бұрын

    But does people really want to plead to be arrested? No!

  • @ArtieArchives

    @ArtieArchives

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nobody would listen lol

  • @PireTheOtamot

    @PireTheOtamot

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nintendo : Plead Pirate : NO *unplugs Wii*

  • @RealityContractor

    @RealityContractor

    2 жыл бұрын

    But they didn't arrest you just because nintendo forced you to arrest you for pirating....

  • @AcousticJammTheGamer

    @AcousticJammTheGamer

    2 жыл бұрын

    Eh the whole trope is kinda overused now

  • @valoregal
    @valoregal2 жыл бұрын

    they added a dark mode for the piracy checker lmao

  • @dxl___

    @dxl___

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ngl that should be added

  • @joniorsomething

    @joniorsomething

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dxl___ if you mod your Wii, you can get custom themes if you know what you're doing, one of the most popular being a dark theme. be careful if you do, because if it corrupts the menu, your Wii is fucked unless you have a backup on bootmii.

  • @weegeenumberone2

    @weegeenumberone2

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@joniorsomething Basically "BrickMii"

  • @FunnyParadox

    @FunnyParadox

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, the SD Card menu was Dark mode too

  • @zehoudini

    @zehoudini

    2 жыл бұрын

    For the Discord moderators lmfao

  • @isjejjdjemdmekkwmskekwkdme4669
    @isjejjdjemdmekkwmskekwkdme46695 ай бұрын

    This is why I love anti-piracy screens that actually try to be realistic. Not one of those that try way too hard to be scary with the characters with black eyes and blood/gore. Realistic ones are more unnerving and effective at causing discomfort. Good job.

  • @RosagYT
    @RosagYT Жыл бұрын

    the way the cursor is just dancing when the wii is verifying the disc

  • @Comens1997

    @Comens1997

    2 ай бұрын

    !!M

  • @SlushiFoxEdits
    @SlushiFoxEdits Жыл бұрын

    imagine '911 whats your emergency' 'i pirated the w i i and its games, i PLEAD to be arrested' 'uhh i cant help you with that'

  • @NOTDAIKISAMELOL

    @NOTDAIKISAMELOL

    5 ай бұрын

    real: "Nintendo Wii is can't connect Nintendo Anti piracy hot line. because this program is under development for now."

  • @Tsubasa0504
    @Tsubasa05043 ай бұрын

    Translation for the final call voice: "Nintendo wii can't connect to the Nintendo anti-piracy hotline. This might be because this program is in development."

  • @Feelingbruv
    @Feelingbruv Жыл бұрын

    I love how this one has bugs, like it said it would! Specifically, some text is displayed in Japanese when the user has selected English as their preferred language. This just makes this seem a lot more genuine! By the way, your content is very believable and well-done. Keep up the great work!

  • @KatTheLavaGirl
    @KatTheLavaGirl2 жыл бұрын

    1:04 My only critique is there should be a “refresh” button in case someone doesn’t have Luigi’s Mansion or Mario Kart Wii. This is one of the best anti-piracy screens I’ve seen though

  • @SATADELUXE

    @SATADELUXE

    2 жыл бұрын

    But it said a recent disc. So, you have it.

  • @KatTheLavaGirl

    @KatTheLavaGirl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SATADELUXE Oh I didn’t even see that. You’re right

  • @SATADELUXE

    @SATADELUXE

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@KatTheLavaGirl No problem lol

  • @AlexanderTheBest

    @AlexanderTheBest

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SATADELUXE what if you cant find it or sold it edit: or borrowed it

  • @SATADELUXE

    @SATADELUXE

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AlexanderTheBest Then you're fucked

  • @jaces69
    @jaces692 жыл бұрын

    2:33 sakurai is that you

  • @ChocoHunney232

    @ChocoHunney232

    2 ай бұрын

    fr

  • @Everettalla
    @Everettalla5 ай бұрын

    The slightly distorted music is seriously such a subtle and spooky touch

  • @KoopTheKoopaLol
    @KoopTheKoopaLol Жыл бұрын

    this is a very cool anti piracy attempt! this actually has some effort and it looks realistic! I highly appreciate this!

  • @dsmooth704
    @dsmooth7042 жыл бұрын

    This actually looks really cool. Great job on this. Keep up the great work!

  • @jakeb_playz7079
    @jakeb_playz707910 ай бұрын

    I like how none of your Anti-piracy screens were scary...

  • @taurushere6380

    @taurushere6380

    10 ай бұрын

    Fr it’s so much better when it’s realistic rather than scary

  • @gomango99
    @gomango992 жыл бұрын

    “911 whats your emergency?” “Hello I pirated Mario Kart Wii”

  • @TomapplePlumbing6478
    @TomapplePlumbing6478 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you TheGreatUnknown Productions For Making This Wii Anti-Piracy Screen, It Looks Like A Masterpiece.

  • @magictricks2381
    @magictricks23812 жыл бұрын

    for me this is one of the best ones ive seen good job man

  • @Reviwitha6
    @Reviwitha62 жыл бұрын

    help. Nintendo is holding me hostage

  • @alesjif2441
    @alesjif24412 жыл бұрын

    This looks really realistic! Nice job!

  • @irrelevaantidiot
    @irrelevaantidiot2 жыл бұрын

    As someone who uses a wii a lot I love this and it looks pretty legit Ik you said it isn't but that won't stop me from thinking it looks cool

  • @tagai9600

    @tagai9600

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s a unused ver but they scrapped it

  • @tagai9600

    @tagai9600

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s for devs or some thing

  • @irrelevaantidiot

    @irrelevaantidiot

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aight, nice to know :v

  • @Cyorg13

    @Cyorg13

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tagai9600 funny joke

  • @commscan314

    @commscan314

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@tagai9600No, not at all. That's a later version of the Wii System Menu, you can tell from the Forecast and News Channels.

  • @Sploo256
    @Sploo2562 жыл бұрын

    this looks so good! can you make a one that actually verifies it as a real disc

  • @BigMamaSSB

    @BigMamaSSB

    Жыл бұрын

    How did you make this? Btw is this real?

  • @Sploo256

    @Sploo256

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BigMamaSSB no

  • @commscan314

    @commscan314

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@BigMamaSSBNo, it is very much not real. Also, the Wii does have anti-piracy features, but they primarily just involve things like encrypting the game discs so that only the Wii can read them without assuming they've given up the ghost.

  • @Maks7594
    @Maks75942 жыл бұрын

    so realistic! we need a wii menu version of this

  • @GaySoda
    @GaySoda2 жыл бұрын

    Ngl this looks real

  • @bubblebloxofficial

    @bubblebloxofficial

    2 жыл бұрын

    IT WAS FAKE?

  • @GaySoda

    @GaySoda

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bubblebloxofficial yeah but it was actually the planned anti piracy screen of the Wii apparently, thus being removed thanks to the Wii not having a microphone in it's system

  • @GummyPikminProductions

    @GummyPikminProductions

    2 жыл бұрын

    Man

  • @gamingwithjay.

    @gamingwithjay.

    2 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @gamingwithjay.

    @gamingwithjay.

    2 жыл бұрын

    Chip

  • @ffadeee
    @ffadeee2 жыл бұрын

    Bad ending: tgh (thegreatunknown) pirates a console and gets arrested

  • @bigmac3767
    @bigmac37672 жыл бұрын

    This is very well made lol. I like the low quality because it makes it look more realisitc

  • @g2hjs
    @g2hjs2 жыл бұрын

    Woah.. this looks realistic! Keep up like that, Unknown team! (Also I was the 600th subscriber!)

  • @CatPajamas
    @CatPajamas2 жыл бұрын

    this looks so cool! if i didn't know about fake anti piracy screens, i would think this is real XD

  • @weegeenumberone2
    @weegeenumberone22 жыл бұрын

    imagine if once it's done your wii fucking melts

  • @228h
    @228h3 ай бұрын

    WTF When I was like 7 I a had this really weird and vivid dream that my wii was having some weird issues after homebrewing it, and I remember being stuck in a menu that looked eerily similar to this. Nice creation !

  • @2001DJ
    @2001DJ2 жыл бұрын

    Great job! But the cursor seems a little small tho in my eyes.

  • @CalvinKnowsYourSins
    @CalvinKnowsYourSins2 жыл бұрын

    operator: 911 what's your emergency? child, in hysterics: *I-I-I piwated the wii and it's (sob) games, I pwead to be a-awe-awes- (loud crying)*

  • @wiintendo9609
    @wiintendo9609 Жыл бұрын

    The warning screen on boot is NTSC (no colour). The checking environment says PAL.

  • @eMintCyan
    @eMintCyan2 ай бұрын

    2:33 😂😂😂 The Police Japanese at the end

  • @MrHough-wn8fm
    @MrHough-wn8fm Жыл бұрын

    The fact half the menu is in Japanese makes it utterly hilarious yet tense to try to navigate the menu without any knowledge of Japanese whatsoever

  • @mariusliutkeviciushighlights
    @mariusliutkeviciushighlights7 ай бұрын

    I love how the anti privacy isn't that creepy stuff and it's actually realistic

  • @theoneandonly-qs1uw

    @theoneandonly-qs1uw

    7 ай бұрын

    Except at the very end. Not realistic at all.

  • @bidenator9760

    @bidenator9760

    6 ай бұрын

    @@theoneandonly-qs1uw True. It is hilarious though lol

  • @Planet27631

    @Planet27631

    2 ай бұрын

    PRIVACY?

  • @skuller6848
    @skuller68482 жыл бұрын

    Brooo :000 amazing vid new sub keep up the good work :D

  • @M3KAI5ER44
    @M3KAI5ER442 ай бұрын

    Personal Thoughts The console wouldn't just randomly shut off, there would likely be a check in place for the next time the wii menu tries to start. Mentions of Anti-Piracy would be replaced with something like Software Authenticity Checker version number wouldn't be 1.0 or even there in the first place if the software is presumably unfinished, not to mention it would likely be in the corner and faded, and be a build number instead, showing the date of creation. power button would likely be a small information button mentioning how to turn off the console (press and hold power) and some vague explanation for the check Pal Wii consoles do not support Japanese as an option for language. the Japanese text would merely be a remnant of development and not an option. Dark mode wouldn't be a thing period Some fonts aren't normally seen anywhere else on the wii if im not mistaken, pretty close though! No mention of the software being unfinished would be *anywhere* cursor is not tilting, and is way too small. The sound from the Wii Menu for leaving a channel preview wouldn't be used here Personalization explanation would simply be 'Chose your language' in the different languages offered Check button would be on the right 'Please Reinsert the disc' would probably be changed to 'Please insert the disc' to be concise The option to check the hardware or firmware wouldn't be there as both checks would be necessary and be done regardless, not to mention giving the user the option would ruin some of the purpose behind the software, so its likely the screens associated would be removed :/ for the restart message fade out would not occur, and it would stay the same theme Health and safety message would not be shown again piracy is a crime message would not be typed out in this way but would be shown in its entirety. It would not ask you to shutdown your console or have a countdown (in a generic font mind you) instead it would tell you how to shut off your console properly (press and hold the power button for 4 seconds) power button in corner would not exist sounds would not be there background would be faded a bit to make text more clear wheres the microphone lol funny idea to have it 'call nintendo' though try new rodin instead of a generic serif font if you can't figure out what font to use good luck on whatever you do next!

  • @M3KAI5ER44

    @M3KAI5ER44

    Ай бұрын

    @Lily.finder The pointer went from moving normally to being completely static in rotation, meaning a real remote was used at first. The Wii Speak was a microphone accessory but not many people had one, which would make the call part essentially useless unless someone had it already plugged it and setup and calibrated, and The Wii remote simply doesn't have a microphone. The call relying on internet also follows the circumstance that WiFi is set up in the first place.

  • @ryderthomas24
    @ryderthomas242 жыл бұрын

    i like how realistic this one feels compared to other wii priacy screens mainly with the VHS effect, so many digtal VHS effects feel artifical to me, personaly i think the best way to do it is to use a real VCR I don't know if this one uses a VCR or not but it looks realistic

  • @taurushere6380
    @taurushere6380 Жыл бұрын

    Oo also the ending says "can't connect to the nintendo anti piracy hotline. this may be because the program is under development."

  • @Erik_The_grate
    @Erik_The_grate2 ай бұрын

    There is 2 of the forecast and news channels that's how we know the piracy checker was correct in its decision.

  • @taurushere6380
    @taurushere6380 Жыл бұрын

    Bro you fooled me lmao I thought this was real, great job!!

  • @theoneandonly-qs1uw

    @theoneandonly-qs1uw

    7 ай бұрын

    The very end in question:

  • @maine1148
    @maine1148 Жыл бұрын

    That’s actually insane

  • @ButtersMiiCharacter
    @ButtersMiiCharacter2 жыл бұрын

    very well developed

  • @youmightknowmebyThatGuyLoL
    @youmightknowmebyThatGuyLoL7 ай бұрын

    i love how this was for the mii channel

  • @tigui555
    @tigui5552 жыл бұрын

    Just when i think im gonna see something that looks remotely close to official all these videos do is pop up a screen that says "piracy bad" There are some other things in the video which are a bit weird but honestly if you redid the last part of the video to not include your wii magically calling nintendo and mocking you it would be 10x better

  • @saiiko_g3
    @saiiko_g32 жыл бұрын

    Woah, how long did this take to make?

  • @unnamed0911
    @unnamed09112 жыл бұрын

    "Oh no I accidentally made a creepy AP" _-TheGreatUnknown Productions, 12 times probably_

  • @BroadCastPlanet
    @BroadCastPlanet Жыл бұрын

    Man got himself arrested so he could show us that

  • @PurpleIsSus1985
    @PurpleIsSus19852 ай бұрын

    1:38 Translation: How would you like to perform the system check? There are several ways to check if the system is configured. The first method of shutdown is firmware. If there is a defect in the firmware, it is physical. The same applies to hardware as well.

  • @MatteoLacinej

    @MatteoLacinej

    2 ай бұрын

    You can translate the 2:33?

  • @jaxrules2892
    @jaxrules2892 Жыл бұрын

    IF YOU ATTEMPT TO UNPLUG OR DESTROY THE CONSOLE, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND THE CONSOLE WILL STILL RUN AND CALL THE POLICE TO ARREST YOU.

  • @theoneandonly-qs1uw

    @theoneandonly-qs1uw

    7 ай бұрын

    That's stupid. It can't just, stop you from unplugging or even KILLING it for some reason. Just doesn't work like that.

  • @extenos
    @extenos2 жыл бұрын

    1:38 if this were real, wouldnt they force the person at this screen to do a hardware and firmware check? i have a modded wii with cios and if anyone who also had that did the check, they would just select hardware and get around it. likewise, if you had a modchip, you could just select software.

  • @sr.chi7741

    @sr.chi7741

    2 жыл бұрын

    Isn't this video fictional?

  • @_amya__

    @_amya__

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sr.chi7741 it is

  • @cannyofmemegkwrti8641

    @cannyofmemegkwrti8641

    Жыл бұрын

    2:29 , bruh , how do you speak Japanese during anti privacy call

  • @aicelio
    @aicelio2 жыл бұрын

    Omg still looking realistic Now do the gamecube ap now

  • @boredsandwich_2
    @boredsandwich_2 Жыл бұрын

    its pretty hilarious how it makes you beg for arrest.

  • @faultyvlogger
    @faultyvlogger Жыл бұрын

    You should make one where you pass the test

  • @Amoislanda
    @Amoislanda2 жыл бұрын

    Looks so real! Good job

  • @oldbizare9573
    @oldbizare95732 жыл бұрын

    This is that i watch at 1 am

  • @karstonpranks4197
    @karstonpranks41972 жыл бұрын

    "plead to your arrest" unplugs wii

  • @bigshot8836
    @bigshot8836 Жыл бұрын

    Nintendo:when 911 calls, please say what its written 911:whats your emergency *hangs out*

  • @thCenturyFox-hc1qt
    @thCenturyFox-hc1qt2 жыл бұрын

    The Nintendo Wii Has Been A Anti-Piracy Screen In Here.

  • @terratherat
    @terratherat Жыл бұрын

    that wii cursor is far too small I found this looking for an actual anti-piracy screen that had popped up on my homebrewed wii that was simply a black screen stating "Your wii hardware has been modified. Turn off the console." or something similar. Hope someone posts that someday.

  • @gumimaci2694
    @gumimaci26942 жыл бұрын

    When it says calling nintendo before that it would be good to ask if the user has wii speak

  • @NatetheNintendofan
    @NatetheNintendofan2 жыл бұрын

    When The Homebrew hits

  • @Julian___299
    @Julian___299 Жыл бұрын

    Unplugging the consle while the call is in session: am I a joke to you?

  • @itsnintendomon254
    @itsnintendomon254 Жыл бұрын

    How did you animate the cursor so well?

  • @kellymorrison5345
    @kellymorrison5345 Жыл бұрын

    Wow this guy just got arrested by Nintendo for piracy just to entertain us

  • @kel953
    @kel953 Жыл бұрын

    I always thought these vids were real

  • @saltyboost
    @saltyboost Жыл бұрын

    Imagine this happened after playing a downloaded wii rom on homebrew channel

  • @leodelaguila1543
    @leodelaguila1543 Жыл бұрын

    Alt title: MetaFortress with graphics Edit: (yes the wii has its own anti piracy method called metafortress)

  • @Coolkidthe2nd6848
    @Coolkidthe2nd6848 Жыл бұрын

    That's great, no jumpscares no scare and no shut up

  • @Agent1chi
    @Agent1chi2 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, because Japanese is totally written as 「日本」。 (It means Japan) Other than that, this was pretty well done other than some things which don’t make sense like the Wii somehow being able to call the authorities

  • @sr.chi7741

    @sr.chi7741

    Жыл бұрын

    What did the last seconds mean in the video?

  • @Kat21

    @Kat21

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sr.chi7741 I think it was a Japanese text-to-speech saying the words on screen

  • @tylern6420

    @tylern6420

    Жыл бұрын

    i mean it was able to order Pizza so :P

  • @Antoniodio
    @Antoniodio10 күн бұрын

    0:00 Wii Menu 0:20 Anti-Piracy Checking Environment 2:10 Anti-Piracy Screen

  • @doge90432
    @doge904323 ай бұрын

    ah yes, two news channels and forecast channels

  • @BlueVestGaming
    @BlueVestGaming2 ай бұрын

    Quick question, why is the Forecast and News Channel duplicated?

  • @keytester2733
    @keytester27332 жыл бұрын

    dsi anti piracy you try to go to the camera, but its purple, red, and blue! also, if you take the picture, an error occurs. you should replace that error with anti piracy

  • @prettyinpink203
    @prettyinpink203 Жыл бұрын

    THIS LOOKS SO REAL😭 RP CONSOLE

  • @tylern6420
    @tylern64202 жыл бұрын

    What about Amazon firetv stick killscreen (not many ideas) note:it's a stick, please don't get it mixed up with a box

  • @Gabubu_WADs
    @Gabubu_WADs2 жыл бұрын

    holy sh*t it looks soo good :o

  • @clannadmark
    @clannadmark Жыл бұрын

    quick question; does anyone know where to find a text-to-speech that can speak japanese like at the 2:33 timestamp?

  • @JustJacob01
    @JustJacob012 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the most pirated game of all… The Mii Channel.

  • @Lightyboii
    @Lightyboii Жыл бұрын

    Everything looks soo good except that one countdown...

  • @user-tc6ir5iv4g
    @user-tc6ir5iv4g7 ай бұрын

    2:33 Googleの男性の音声合成?(Googleテキスト読み上げエンジンⅣ)

  • @KEIKYUproductionYT
    @KEIKYUproductionYT7 күн бұрын

    translation Nintendo WII cannot connect to the Nintendo Anti-Piracy Hotline. This may be because the program is currently under development.

  • @muffinV136
    @muffinV1368 ай бұрын

    If this happens, just unplug the console and leave it alone for the rest of time.

  • @IM_ROCKSHROOM
    @IM_ROCKSHROOM Жыл бұрын

    Ok I love the editing but the logic at the end doesn’t make sense though I mean think about it. Would a Wii really have the hardware to call Nintendo?

  • @chloebuggs
    @chloebuggs2 жыл бұрын

    this is an extremely minor error, but the version on the piracy screen says it’s a PAL wii, however on the warning screen the warning sign is white, meaning it’s a NTSC wii, PAL wiis have a yellow warning symbol instead, again extremely minor but just wanted to point it out

  • @Lynixity

    @Lynixity

    Жыл бұрын

    Facts bro was looking for somebody that pointed it out

  • @Lynixity

    @Lynixity

    Жыл бұрын

    Facts bro was looking for somebody that pointed it out

  • @nataliescastleplaytime9423
    @nataliescastleplaytime942310 ай бұрын

    Lets hope that everyone is not arrested and also that they ACTUALLY purchased the game

  • @TV-gv6kk
    @TV-gv6kk2 жыл бұрын

    Perfect ☆

  • @andyrocketplayz
    @andyrocketplayz2 жыл бұрын

    This looks real.

  • @NatetheNintendofan
    @NatetheNintendofan2 жыл бұрын

    Hey dude imagine getting a Homebrew Channel when you get this but it says you didn't pirate the console but I know you're going to attempt to pirate video games with the that USB application are you

  • @therealcoreby
    @therealcoreby Жыл бұрын

    HOW IS THIS GOOD? IM SUBBING

  • @sdbrew9011
    @sdbrew9011 Жыл бұрын

    ご丁寧に日本語対応までできるのか()

  • @fernlew8828
    @fernlew88282 жыл бұрын

    Looks good

  • @andreeacandythepsyandhyunafan
    @andreeacandythepsyandhyunafan8 ай бұрын

    Well... Piracy is a crime!

  • @VGTI2018
    @VGTI2018 Жыл бұрын

    more realistic than my existence

  • @MainChannelE_E
    @MainChannelE_E Жыл бұрын

    someone should make this into a real wad, just without the locking dvd drive feature

  • @baolongmapping
    @baolongmapping Жыл бұрын

    2:32 now reminds me of super mario 64 anti piracy

  • @fluffeethewhimsicott
    @fluffeethewhimsicott Жыл бұрын

    imagine pirating software already on your wii

  • @_amya__

    @_amya__

    Жыл бұрын

    It's thz console that got pirated maybe

  • @fluffeethewhimsicott

    @fluffeethewhimsicott

    Жыл бұрын

    @@_amya__ it’s the joke

  • @goofyjared2007
    @goofyjared20072 жыл бұрын

    this is very decent

  • @hedwig7s
    @hedwig7s2 жыл бұрын

    You didn't pirate the Mii Channel again did you?

  • @tornado_bfb1
    @tornado_bfb13 ай бұрын

    poor dude just wanted to make a mii

  • @JordanLee1
    @JordanLee1 Жыл бұрын

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies.

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