NileRed's Milk Problem - Safety Third #5
Nilered explain how to give yourself a milk allergy.
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NileRed - / therednile
Allen Pan - / sufficientlyadvanced
Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan, Peter Sripol, and a couple other KZread "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
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Kevin forgot to hit record on his camera.
@thewallwall
2 жыл бұрын
Ok Big Willy
@unregisteredgamer9695
2 жыл бұрын
Big
@ziggygunz2447
2 жыл бұрын
Oooh so he had to take Peter's place with the technical difficulties, gotcha 👌 😉 👍
@wetbones
2 жыл бұрын
He forgor
@NghiaNguyen-hq2im
2 жыл бұрын
This is why you need to become vtubers
im worried one day nilered might become nileded
@vincentma7778
2 жыл бұрын
Nileblue his life fuse
@zachpike1773
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone one becomes the ded eventually
@justalilbugman
2 жыл бұрын
Hes gonna rest in his nilebed and nilebled in his sleep
@OfficialJervin
2 жыл бұрын
@@vincentma7778 lmao
@deridealetod
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like chemists just have a different risk calculus than the rest of us they're the adrenaline junkies of the science world
Every fact I learn about NileRed makes me more and more confused.
@katjastrand3955
2 жыл бұрын
And makes me like him even more
@venusbunn
2 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny because his videos are all like, pretty serious and then you find out he drank a gallon of chocolate milk every day for a month
@emo6577
2 жыл бұрын
@@venusbunn he is truly a man of many multitudes. And milk.
@TechnologistAtWork
2 жыл бұрын
He was a weird kid but that's what makes him unique.
@terryenby2304
2 жыл бұрын
I honestly would not be shocked if he is autistic (like me) he seems pretty normal to me and the others are kinda weird. But then most humans are weird to me! So that’s what makes me suspect… doesn’t make any difference except brain is slightly differently operating system. He is awesome regardless of what he is :)
"I'm pretty sure at this moment Kevin you're probably forgetting something right now" Williams comment Kevin forgot to press record is the funniest thing ever.
@TheEnragedGamer
Жыл бұрын
@Amy Shute 20:42
@dheerajhejamady8912
Жыл бұрын
Allen said that though
@Martin-xh1hd
Жыл бұрын
@@dheerajhejamady8912 no one said he didn't
@skiinnymac
Жыл бұрын
@Amy Shute 26:30
The best part was Nile being asked if he does anything Japanese and he just says "I mean, I eat rice."
Kevin is finally embracing his calling as a Vtuber, very proud
@themessenger8656
2 жыл бұрын
Nooooooo
@NyaniKore
2 жыл бұрын
@@themessenger8656 yesssss
@Virtual-caveman
Жыл бұрын
lol
Will is definitely hiding youtubers in his house
@Cowatude
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316
2 жыл бұрын
All the youtubers that have disappeared randomly are in his basement
@lerquian1970
2 жыл бұрын
It's the same house, they're just in different rooms
@allyzapena1001
2 жыл бұрын
Hes taking them out periodically to make videos for their sustenance
@dalob112
2 жыл бұрын
They are all in his house just recording from different rooms
Nile being disgusted by oysters also Nile drinking 3 litres of chocolate milk for a month straight
@eggi4443
2 жыл бұрын
this is so chaotic I love it
@dirrtbikekid7
2 жыл бұрын
I’d rather drink chocolate milk than eat oysters. Lmao.
@FukaiKokoro
2 жыл бұрын
@@dirrtbikekid7 same. Oysters are disgusting.
@fractal5764
2 жыл бұрын
I find it unreasonably hilarious that some comments call him "Nile" while others call him by his real name.
@malikwright1519
2 жыл бұрын
@@FukaiKokoro just put hotsouce in them i know I spelled tht rong
Nigel saying ‘Oh my god, I’m fat!’ is the funniest thing lmao
@shpup
2 жыл бұрын
it gives mac from always sunny energy. nile cultivated too much mass
I knew Kevin lived in Florida, I didn't realize he was also Canadian.
@EPMTUNES
2 жыл бұрын
🥇
Dude this episode was HILARIOUS. the whole bit about Nigel being dummy thicc had me literally in tears
@abuaslam3714
2 жыл бұрын
Bit? So you're saying it was all just a bit and Nigel ISN'T dummy thicc?
we need like a day in the life of Nigel
@lordavy7469
2 жыл бұрын
Narrated in the way that he narrates making a toxic chemical
On this episode of Safety Third, Nigel recounts getting fat, Kevin nearly kills himself, and William drags Allen Pan out of his basement and in front of a camera.
I like to imagine an editor spent 8 weeks editing Kevin’s mouth to move up and down manually
@uselessDM
2 жыл бұрын
I like to think Will was writing a program to do it and it didn't work because he stored time as a boolean again.
@shadowkyber2510
2 жыл бұрын
I would think it'd be a pretty easy thing to program but if they did it manually then it would've taken ages
@Rafaelinux
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I'd think they just mapped the audio track amplitude to the position of the upper half of the head
@TEAserOne
Жыл бұрын
@@Rafaelinux yeah
@foximacentauri7891
Жыл бұрын
@@uselessDM he did WHAT
NIGEL ACTUALLY FELL FOR GOMAD, I'm dying lmao
@damon9443
2 жыл бұрын
It worked didn't it? /s
@williamparodygaming1545
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why he fell for it. I mean he wanted to gain weight and he gained weight right?
@terryenby2304
2 жыл бұрын
Is it “falling” when it’s what you want to happen??
@mustafayldrm3449
2 жыл бұрын
It is the most effective way to gain weight for underweight 18 year olds like him at the time, and it worked. If he was also doing his FAHVE's like Mark Rippetoe told him to do, he would be big and strong like a lorry right now.
I can't believe Nilered is almost 30 years old
@cybunny25
2 жыл бұрын
@QueHubo Parcero he turned 30 last September lmao
@____-pb1lg
2 жыл бұрын
@@cybunny25 he looks like he's in his early twenties 😭
@SafetyLucas
2 жыл бұрын
That's what GOMAD does for you
Everytime I learn something new about Nilered it makes me like his chaotic ass even more😭😭
They all just live in his house, just in small little cages.
Hearing Nigel's stories leaves me with more questions than answers...
26:40 he predicts Kevin forgetting to hit record on his camera 🤯 This is what real friendship looks like
Alan: "Nigel, you are completely different person than how you come off in your videos." Nigel in his videos: "...but there wasn't enough solvent, so I just added more until I thought it was right."
@irissupercoolsy
Жыл бұрын
fr... he comes across exactly the same haha
I feel exclusive being subbed to this channel. You gotta get Peter and Nile to promote this to all the boomers that watch their channels. Case in point my dad loves Nile’s videos because he’s a chemist, pure boomer material.
@IunaIia
2 жыл бұрын
What was your favorite part? Maybe that small snippet can be uploaded to his shorts channel as promo
@madsringswaldegan1687
2 жыл бұрын
I mean I’m a sorority girl and I think I would collapse if I ever met him in person so he gets a diverse crowd
Allen saying "I love you" to either a burger or a waitress in a Japanese restaurant is the funniest thing 🤣🤣
When I was 18 I also drank extreme amounts of ice tea. It was "sugarless peach ice tea" and there was a discount warehouse near me that sold 5x1.25 ltr bottles for a dollar. So my entire diet consisted of -boxes of nearly expired spinach from work -ultra monster energy drink -ice tea. Ended up getting really sick and called an ambulance, legit felt like I was dying and projectile vomited pure neon orange over my bed. Turned out I had a cluster of kidney stones that nearly killed me.
@yungmodulusone
Жыл бұрын
nice; you should make a necklace out of them
One of the best parts of the podcast is when Chelsea is in the background and chimes in like a regular conversation. God I love this podcast
As someone who drank a gallon of chocolate milk every day for 2 years in highschool i can firmly say that im no longer able to process dairy but it was a good meal supplement at the time
I absolutely love listening to Nigel's weird things, it reminds us he's just a regular guy like all of us, and we all have "skeletons in the closet" :) Cheers to him and all of the crew.
I got lost in Tokyo once! I was wandering the city when my phone died and then it started raining like crazy. I pulled out a paper map in a panic and realized I was more than two miles from my hotel. Then the shitty paper map started dissolving. I knew roughly which direction to go, but after about a mile and a half of walking, my map was in shambles and barely readable. I knew I was close to my hotel, but had no clue which way to go. It was pouring, so no one was on the street to ask for directions. In the end, I had to go store to store looking for someone who spoke good enough English to give directions to a soaking wet confused white dude. That’s how I know I wouldn’t ever give up my ability to read for any amount of money. Imagine that being your daily experience if you go for a walk.
Nigel and his antics are so wholesomely hilarious
I love hearing about Niles health stories and stuff because I have done pretty similar stuff and its nice to see someone who is successful and who I look up to go through similar stuff
"I just can't throw it away!" I feel you, Willy. As Adam Savage once said "My accumulation would really be a problem if it wasn't the money from mythbusters"
Kevin saving Nigel from the onslaught with showerorange was very nice. Well done.
Will must have an arsenal of flight tickets ready for his friends…
@fisheatsyourhead
2 жыл бұрын
peter stripol just gives them a lift
I'm watching videos in 360p because my internet brokey and I'm almost outta data. This is the perfect content to watch in that resolution. Thank you for the content Willy.
@ziggygunz2447
2 жыл бұрын
Meh, 1080 and 4k are overrated lol
@personagenerator
2 жыл бұрын
@@ziggygunz2447 Yeah, I can't even see the pixels at those resolutions. If you can't see the pixels, what's the point?
@dantheman1355
2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@hemang753
2 жыл бұрын
I'm watching at 144p cuz I'm at my grandparents' place and they don't have wifi :(
@Jeyserlovesyou
2 жыл бұрын
@@ziggygunz2447 I watch it on 4k cause i like watching nigel .... 🤧 Sorry I'm obsessed with him
Please invite Strypyro, he's kind of an expert on how not to die near high voltage
@blockstacker5614
2 жыл бұрын
he also worked in a chem lab
@deadlikedisco4726
2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more. He's an absolute nutcase and I love it
@damon9443
2 жыл бұрын
Or Explosionsandfire
Caretaker puttering around is the best part. I like to imagine that she sneaking cheese from the fridge
Nigel pouring entire cartons of chocolate milk down his face while in the shower is a cursed image that I can never forget.
@irissupercoolsy
Жыл бұрын
wait I thought he drank it before going into the shower?
the choclate milk story and how he handled it and his whole act in general just killed me hahahaha
I love listening to your stories, William gives this vibe of a physics teacher that is a bit reckless and is not sure what the experiment is about but does it anyways.
Didn't know the backdoor scientist is Canadian, but hey, I'm proud to have him as one of us, along with Nigel of course.
@jameswoll
2 жыл бұрын
What does he have an X ray tube up his butt, why is he backdoor scientist lol
@cobytang
2 жыл бұрын
@@jameswoll Carefully watch the intro again, you'll see William introduced Kevin as the backdoor scientist
@user-pb1xd8pv2l
2 жыл бұрын
@@cobytang LOOLLLL
This has actually been really entertaining so far, hope it continues
nile's taste buds got destroyed with all the chocolate milk, so he no longer likes sea food
I have never related to anyone more than when Nigile talked about drinking a gallon of milk a day
"A man drank a gallon of chocolate milk a day for a month, this is what happened to his kidneys."
@irissupercoolsy
Жыл бұрын
bwahahaha, I know exactly which videos you mean.
I've noticed a lot of people that can never gain weight and stay super skinny are also the type that "forget to eat" and look at eating and food as a chore rather than a part of the day to look forward to. Also they almost always seem to be picky eaters as well.
@TrueHolarctic
2 жыл бұрын
Im in this picture and I dont like it
@ziggygunz2447
2 жыл бұрын
@@TrueHolarctic huh?
@westie430
2 жыл бұрын
@@TrueHolarctic lol same🤣
@irissupercoolsy
Жыл бұрын
I'm the opposite 😭😭. It's like I'm addicted to food.
This went from a light-hearted but deadly milk story to me questioning my safety in everyday life. Definitely makes me think my safety is third.
These podcasts are great. Feel like this is a fun club to be a part of.
Turns out Nilered is more Nileblue or even Nilegreen than we previously thought.
please never stop doing this podcast- I absolutely love these
Fun fact: Sudoku's weren't actually invented in Japan, instead having origins from France with the modern iteration of Sudoku being made by a guy from Indiana
Welcome to Safety Third where we make fun of Nile's eating habits for half the episode!
I'm impressed and surprised that there is a 5th episode
Allen has awesome "toothpaste advertisment" smile, I dont know why this thought appeared in my head xd
This may be a bit hyperbolic but, Canadian Florida man might be the greatest thing ever. Whoever put that effort in, THANK YOU!
I could listen to you guys talk about anything all day. Thanks guys.
I love that he's leaning into the camera the whole time with no chair
Is it bad that I didn’t realize backdoor scientist wasn’t on camera until 9:40ish when the sick editing kicked in
William has an army of youtubers in his basement wtf
This is the first of their podcasts I'm watching and I am SO enjoying it. Such chaos.
Every second of this podcast was just golden
Nigel, you are talking about Hiroshima. Hiroshima is famous for raw fresh oysters, and another thing but that's not important here. And I must agree with you Nigel, I don't like oysters either, they just taste and feel too similar to snot.
@rdizzy1
2 жыл бұрын
Also the fact that if you are eating fresh raw oysters, you are eating live animals, biting into an animal while it is still alive is pretty fucked up. (And that is coming from someone that eats almost nothing but meat or animal products, dirty keto)
@ZanHecht
2 жыл бұрын
He's more likely talking about Miyajima, since he said it was an island.
Nigel is a madlad.
Nigel is so god damn funny I love it
so is nigel just a yakuza boss underneath his lab coat
This video is certified epic
When I was 17 I accidentally GOMADed. I just really liked milk and would drink 4-5 gallons a week (so not technically GOMAD). I went from low 140’s to mid 180’s. I didn’t realize that I was fat until a friend took a picture of me on ladder from below and I saw how fat my face was. I didn’t stop though. I just switched to 2% and the weight gradually went away. A couple years later I went on a week long vacation and didn’t drink any milk on it. When I got back I was lactose intolerant. I still drink milk though, because it just made me gassy and I didn’t care if I stunk up my room. Today milk doesn’t effect me but cream cheese and sour cream and yogurt do.
36:50 If it has some value, you can always give things away to other people for free! I know my area has an active group of sharing thing for free that I've gotten some cool things from. Things you may not care about anymore, other people may care about, and now you don't have to waste throwing stuff out.
A serious question I am a volunteer with Camp Quest Kansas City. We are discussing themes for next year, and having a robotics activity has been one of the ideas. Camp Quest is a gender inclusive secular STEM summer camp for kids 7-17 with an emphasis on humanist values. The kids there are like no other, it is an incredible experiance to be able to run a camp for them, and if anyone has an interest in it I highley reccomend you check it out, there are camps all over the country (and some international!). Would there be any way I could convince you guys to donate some stuff to us? It doesn't have to be fancy or expensive, just some basic parts so that the kids can build a robot would be awesome. I know its a long shot to ask, but I figured there was no harm in giving it a shot!
These podcasts are so entertaining and make me look forward to each week. Keep it up!!
I had a huge amount of stuff that I collected over the years but couldn't really sell (everything from plasterboard, engine oil filters to capacitors). I found a makerspace/building charities/people that would take them from me - it was all gone in 3 hours, and I didn't even have to leave my house
I hope you guys keep making these they are phenomenal
I've been drinking liters of plain milk everyday for at least 10 years and the idea that I could eventually become intolerant is genuinely terrifying.
@irissupercoolsy
Жыл бұрын
there is always lactose free milk
whoever animated Kevin's mouth for this hour-long video deserves recognition
11:18 I feel that, my Puerto Rican grandmother would make rice and red kidney beans with literally every meal too
Fun oyster fact - oysters don't have a complex enough nervous system to feel pain, so they probably wouldn't be screaming even if they could! They have something called nociception (like plants have) so they can detect negative stimuli, but they likely don't suffer any more than a tomato does.
@penitentman7139
2 жыл бұрын
There's no way to prove that they don't feel pain, we're not an oyster or a plant. They just don't have a nervous system capable of feeling pain as us humans perceive it
@robmckennie4203
2 жыл бұрын
@@penitentman7139 no way to prove a vegetable doesn't feel pain
This podcast is the greatest podcast. Good job.
When I was learning to weld I was taught "just because it isn't glowing doesn't mean it isn't hot". I've still grabbed shit I just finished welding though. Sometimes the brain, she no work so good. LOL
Hey will (and gang), just want to appreciate your podcast. It’s really amusing to hear all your stories. Please keep it up :)
I'm a big fan of all these dudes. This is a great freaking podcast
This is amazing I can’t believe I forgot about this when I heard it mention before you guys are so relatable and actually understand what a podcast is
this one was by far the best I've seen so far. Incredible job!!
You should have Ben from Applied Science in the podcast.
@westie430
2 жыл бұрын
Nile Pink! Love your vids😂
As an Ontarian I've never seen chocolate milk in bags, only normal milk. Chocolate milk seems to exclusively come in cartons.
@bongmuon
2 жыл бұрын
You can get them in bags at any grocery store. they are just slightly smaller than the regular milk bags. That is in the GTA though I don't know where you are.
@irissupercoolsy
Жыл бұрын
He was 17 back then, so 14 years ago. Maybe it has changed?
Man, now this is a podcast I really needed. Thank you!
words cannon express how much of my life has just been explained by Nigel's story.
It took me 3 minutes to realize that Kevin was just a photo
I love your guys podcast it's a very welcome release at work
This podcast is something i am always looking forward to and it never disappoints
Nile Red should make a video of him extracting the Lactose from Chocolate milk so he can drink it.
New podcast! ITS A GREAT AFTERNOON
I am so happy to discover this podcast! I am so glad to see you!
The Santa red suit existed and was popular for about 60 years before the Coca-Cola ad campaigns. Coke just wants to spread the rumor that they created it.
@christopherking6129
2 жыл бұрын
Weird flex by Coca-Cola, but okay.
Those markers that melt at specific temperatures are called Temp Sticks. They are used to confirm preheat temperatures when welding.
"I eat rice" lol
So excited for another one of these. These make Fridays even better...I had no idea that could even happen🥳 Thank you Will!! Keep up the good work😂
These podcast's are amazing
Oddly enough, I have a lot in common with Nigel
Loving every one of those, keep em coming!!
I'd totally watch a podcast with caretaker. I'd bet she has great stories.
Nilered deepest lore