I have NEVER seen such a creative way to plug in a sponsorship, he even brought in star wars, that was GOD LIKE 😭😭😭

@damienkai651

3 жыл бұрын

Best ad read in the history of everything

@johgabr

3 жыл бұрын

internet historian ad reads are even better tho

@carterberry18

3 жыл бұрын

Johannes Gabriel ah yes. I see I have found a fellow educated person. Remember, RAYCONNS GOOD, WIRES BADDD

@breanneanderson7332

3 жыл бұрын

I had no idea that’s what was coming. That was simply enthralling. 😂

@jayy2897

3 жыл бұрын

It was 4 mins too! I watched all of it lol

that has to be one of the smoothest sponsors i've ever seen. I'm not even mad, i can't not watch it now

@aurora-gw4gi

3 жыл бұрын

Best believe

@jacobremillard

3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

@evansanchez8722

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobremillard dammit u beat me to it, I was literally gonna comment the same thing 😂

@CalmSound.

3 жыл бұрын

Had us in the first half 🤣

@yesyourhonoriknowbut9510

3 жыл бұрын

I just started laughing

If he ever gave up being an ASMRtist he'd do extremely well as a salesperson.

@shockblast-fg9ph

3 жыл бұрын

Selling a house he wispers lol

@Eilhea

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he'd put his ASMR roleplays as experience in his resume

@Eilhea

3 жыл бұрын

@@shockblast-fg9ph I can imagine him tappy-tap tapping the fireplace mantle as he raves about the value of a four-bedroom, semi-detached house in the suburbs to his clients

@danishraza2022

3 жыл бұрын

@@shockblast-fg9ph its free real estate

@anaj6263

3 жыл бұрын

@@shockblast-fg9ph loll

"Wait, this doctor looks like the man that I talked in the waiting room..."

@portalkey5283

3 жыл бұрын

Must be his twin... the other one with the story was long haired.

@Introvert34894

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he is wearing a wig when him is acting like a doctor.

I love these sponsor intros, they seriously don't feel like a sponsor its entertaining.

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

True

@Karkatrielle

3 жыл бұрын

This is my first video of his and if all the adds are so well done I may have to keep watching

@deblubyt5017

3 жыл бұрын

If only raid shadow legends wasn’t so loud and boring

Note to self: Long hair Fred = Rude Short hair Fred = Very nice!

@mrmewtwo4911

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXqH1sSSebrbgLg.html Geometry ??

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree🥰

@merylbonderow5993

3 жыл бұрын

I think my mother had that wig....

@Luckresistance2high

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a note to self if you make said note in a public comment? Is it a note to all instead? Who knows! Who cares! You're absolutely right!

@theforruner117

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrmewtwo4911 algebra

“You must excuse my sandwich breath” has to be the most iconic ASMR quote of all time.

@Justaperson354

3 жыл бұрын

I had a doctor unintentionally whisper in my ear sorry about my coffee breath while checking my breathing haha it gave me tingles. Got to love hot doctors haha

@YeetBomb

3 жыл бұрын

This was absolute fan service

@cron0xmax

3 жыл бұрын

100% the best Easter egg

@sandyno1089

3 жыл бұрын

Have you smelled onion and tuna sandwich breath🥴

@frgal1336

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandyno1089 I can feel the bile from here

That was the most well-executed sponsorship I have ever heard

@lennyl2179

3 жыл бұрын

Damn right😂

@orwxll8082

3 жыл бұрын

@@lennyl2179 lol

✨Time stamps✨ 0:00 intro 3:53 appointment 6:13 little tablet tapping 7:13 questions 8:30 testing ears 10:58 pencil sounds 12:08 little tapping 12:20 gloves sounds 12:51 headphones 13:28 headphones test 15:16 taking notes 16:00 second test 17:20 plastic sound 18:13 up close ear examination (really good) 21:17 applying pressure 22:40 taking notes 24:44 whispers test 25:43 gloves sounds 27:50 ear cleaning 31:24 more gloves sounds 33:02 headphones again 38:20 good bye Good night 💤😊

@Kaezo

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you I’ve been looking for this

@arthop1864

3 жыл бұрын

thank you very much 😃

@SincereShady

3 жыл бұрын

Thankyouuu

@myaishere8089

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks xx

@ziyads.qureshi2684

3 жыл бұрын

Thnk you alot😊😁😄

Never thought I'd hear a fairy tale about shaving balls.

@avajean8419

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooooooooo

@spencerbothwell2522

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like but this comment has 69 likes

@glossypeony3553

3 жыл бұрын

lmaO same it's an ad aswell 😂😂😂

@dkprime5458

3 жыл бұрын

What the fudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😨😨😨😨😨

@mr.goodman7682

3 жыл бұрын

@@dkprime5458 r/woooosh

This channel is just a paralel universe where Thor is retired and he does ASMR for living

@kuroshiki7879

3 жыл бұрын

You cannot convince me that this is not Thor

@thegoatboy9916

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly this Thor shit is getting annoying

@sarah73807

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegoatboy9916 im sorry then?

@kaizer5795

3 жыл бұрын

Wow a generic Thor comment in Fred's video, i should laugh now

@sarah73807

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaizer5795 oh wow sorry for not fucking knowing that everyone writes the same freaking comment. Im new here 🙄 how was i supposed to know?

Random Dude: *My appointment is before yours so I should be seen before you* Me: yes sir I do believe that’s how that works

I didn't think Fred talking about a ball trimmer would give me more tingles than my entire ASMR Playlist

@TheOldScoola

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@bulentcakir5505

3 жыл бұрын

Time?

@darkassassinpty4554

3 жыл бұрын

@@bulentcakir5505 like timestamp? Literally at the start of the vid

@TheOldScoola

3 жыл бұрын

BULENT ÇAKIR you skipped it didn’t you

@MohamedAhmedMobeatbox

3 жыл бұрын

I guess he TINGLED YOUR BALLS

Fred: Did you ever hear the tragedy- Me: of Darth Plagueis the wise? Fred: of the man- Me: Behind the Slaughter? Fred: who sucked at grooming?

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@John14-23

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss my mind went there too!! 😂😂😂

@erlik420

3 жыл бұрын

A joke came in my mind yet i don’t want to get to jail

@MuffinbuttonM2

3 жыл бұрын

I mean you were somewhat close with the Darth plagueis part so good job

@Jack10158

3 жыл бұрын

OMF IT'S THE PURPLE GUY!!

“Have you ever heard-“ Me: HES DOING IT HES DOING THE THING- wait. NO. IS HE MODIFYING THE DARTH PLAGUEIS SPEECH TO FIT A BALL TRIMMER???? God-tier content

@muffinman927

3 жыл бұрын

DUDE THIS IS INDEED GOD TEIR!

@maxdiesel7463

3 жыл бұрын

God teir because he's literally Thor

@Frisher1

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxdiesel7463 Be ready to have some reddit moment come wreck you mentally because you called him thor, just wait

@darthvader2206

3 жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT I COULDNT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT

@LegoShay

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthvader2206 I mean, you was there when palpatine told you, but you was anakin then so maybe you don’t remember...

I didn't even knew that he was doing sponsorship at the start

Long hair: meanie. Wig: creepily nice.

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

True

He said “hello there” I said “general kenobi” thinking it was a mere coincidence. Unbeknownst to me but I was about to hear the tragedy of the man who sucked at grooming

@philippejoyal9043

3 жыл бұрын

Omfg i was in shock

@abhiencoded

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@jbuno1426

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh when it's close to midnight and you've been tired throughout the day the hello there hits different

Man, trust me, you should make asmr that only you and your voice telling a story (maybe a cowboy story,a war story,or a greek mythology)

@christophernathaniel8759

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@rwbyang1584

3 жыл бұрын

btw he looks like he is from greek mythology 🤷‍♀️

@idonthaveatwitch1

3 жыл бұрын

Or star wars script

@YourAMA566

3 жыл бұрын

YES!

Everybody saying he looks like thor... I think he looks more like Chris Hemsworth

@josh6369

3 жыл бұрын

It took me a second to understand

@SupahSmashBrotha96

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@tnediekidz1309

3 жыл бұрын

@@josh6369 same lol

@rhysburns5420

3 жыл бұрын

@@josh6369 same 😂

@OldAacc

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

I loved the intro “mines before yours so I should be seen before you” and then you go into the add off the back of a Star Wars quote, Fred your a legend.

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

I lovit to

@Titan-fk2fi

3 жыл бұрын

You are* or you're*

Manscape: Buzzz buzzz let our products snip your nuts Everyone: yes

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@user-ZeldaGod64

8 ай бұрын

@@PsychedelicASMR 517 likes 3 years later and no 2nd comment let me change that

ngl, i am glad he made a “nice” counterpart to his “rude” content, bc i am too sensitive to genuinely enjoy it...

@jebediahkerman7357

3 жыл бұрын

i just tend to get angry af at "rude" content.Have no idea why, really.

@talonhemminger3953

2 жыл бұрын

All I can do is laugh whenever he's doing the rude commentary. Just because he's actually a nice guy making fun of those 'Rude Gentlemen'.

me uncomfortably indulging this strange man trying to sell me, a woman a ball trimmer as I wait for my appointment: 👁👄👁

@dynx7637

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@crylune

2 жыл бұрын

same

Very relaxing. Plus the opening was the funniest promotion I’ve seen

@mrmewtwo4911

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXqH1sSSebrbgLg.html Geometry ??

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

True

@eman7579

3 жыл бұрын

world class a spammer

"Did you ever hear the story about the man who sucked at grooming?" "...I didn't know you knew my ex."

@kylejustkyle1976

3 жыл бұрын

Now that.... is a fat oof

@weloveyouuaj

3 жыл бұрын

Kyle just Kyle ikr

@reyligarcia4072

3 жыл бұрын

That’s rough buddy

@bloodstainedpanties2533

3 жыл бұрын

My god, I felt that TOO much

@nomii_gone

3 жыл бұрын

Oof size large

Imagine someone sitting next to you actually told a story about shaving balls

@bogdandamaschin9381

3 жыл бұрын

Using star wars quotes no less

@Sherman483

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a recipe for a fever dream

@MrPuto-

2 жыл бұрын

It's a good talk.

"Doctor Ear Examination" *starts talking about a downstairs groom razor*

How is it that you simultaneously look like both Chris Hemsworth and a young Ian Mckellen? I could honestly see you as Thor or Gandalf, depending on the day and the video.

@duncanmcgee13

3 жыл бұрын

Hes done a vid for both

@JamesWilliams-rm4ny

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think he looks that much like a young Ian Mckellen

@1minimis

3 жыл бұрын

How is it you Can take one look, and not have Tim Robbins come to mind?

@jayk5114

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesWilliams-rm4ny I think he does in some ways. Like if he was cast as a young Gandalf it wouldn't be a random choice. I think it's the eyes, they are similar to mckellen's, and then obviously the hair. Without the hair I'm not sure but the eyes definitely.

@katie.beattie

3 жыл бұрын

AND a little brad pitt too

Bro, that’s the smartest way too do that sponsor! As soon you said trimmer I just knew it was a manscape sponsor! Good video as always!

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

True

His voice, the sounds, the subtle way of introducing that sponsor. The tingles and most importantly the video all drew me in. New sub! Thank you

Cleanest ad I've seen on the internet 😌👌🏼 thats the first times i actually enjoy n sat through a ad that i wasnt forced to watch...I FEEL ITS A TALENT

Fred: it’s waterproof, you can take it anywhere. Ok let me just take my lawnmower to school and trim me sack in science class.

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@michaelrebello4918

3 жыл бұрын

Why not tho. Like what’s stopping you?

@picklehopper6919

3 жыл бұрын

It makes sense, the hair is like grass and the "part" is the tree sapling you try to avoid cause #teamtrees

@quandaledingle9526

3 жыл бұрын

Hands on biology lesson

@bluecanine3374

3 жыл бұрын

When you getting ready to dissect a frog and a fude whips his junk out.

"Your balls will thank you" One the funniest things I've heard in my life 😄😄

When that "Did you ever hear..." came out of nowhere, I lost it. And I was trying to sleep. Task failed successfully, I say.

Me doing literally nothing. Fred: “perfect, well done”

“Is it possible to get this razor?” “Yes, from a Fred, I.”

Fred's truly creative approach to advertisements is just amazing! XD

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

True🥰

Easily the best sponsor ad I have ever seen on a KZread video. I was cracking up, and it was very well adapted. Well done

Your voice is mesmerizing. You certainly helped my nights seem less hectic . A sense of calm , kindness and smiles. Thank you for your great videos. Peace , A Canadian Fan

@whatme5840

2 жыл бұрын

Did you get the BALL RAZOR

Now I can't stop picturing Darth Sidious selling razors to fund the second death star.

@sunshineeee

3 жыл бұрын

Started off with weekly bake-sales, and slowly but surely sponsorships began to roll in....

@lilajean8146

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The amount of starwars quotes in the beginning is crazy

@mrmewtwo4911

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXqH1sSSebrbgLg.html Geometry ??

@tommypicco4216

3 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi😂😂😂

@MeisterSchwabbo

3 жыл бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power?

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

True

@Zoomezz

3 жыл бұрын

I mean...he's referencing a single scene-

His voice is so powerful yet this is calm, it's like powerful lightning that makes a relaxing sound

Loved the Palatine impression. Not only is he very creative and extremely relaxing but his impressions are well acted out. I'm addicted. What a way to end a long workday.

One of the only ways I won't automatically disregard a sponsorship is when he used the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis story to implement it. Good job

I still can’t believe Fred learned how to cut hair from Stan Lee when he was 16!

@biscuithead8393

3 жыл бұрын

He did?

@TheOldScoola

3 жыл бұрын

BiscuitHead it’s a ragnorok thing)

@jeleenabradleycalway7807

3 жыл бұрын

Bruhhh i love the reference

@TheOldScoola

3 жыл бұрын

Jeleena Bradley Calway lmao

@thewriteinpresident

3 жыл бұрын

Whatever YOU Hold onto, OWNS You… AS we live our lives’ down here in Purgatory awaiting Judgment Day by The Source of All Creation and All Destruction, we must “know” everything in this SIMULATION Life of a People gone mad, and A Humanity lost in the Grips of “Insanity” became so dysfunctional, that The People would rather Create Weapons to be used on One Another too Kill, and Torture, and Harm, and Rape one Another, and that is why anyone whom does WAR IS MURDER has already “forsaken” the Love of their Creator, and their Salvation, and Their Redemption for Christ Jesus the only “Human” too know God, become God, and love mankind as A Person among “his people” whom not only laid down his life for his friends, but this Son of Man and Wombman: Laid down his Life for “his Enemies” in the Hopes they could find Reconsideration, Reconciliation, and Regrets for the things “they” our World Leaders had done to others in Their Life Walks… Now, I know many of you FREE MASON Lodge “Members” have repented, for I would not still be alive in this very Dark Hour of 2020 C.E., as we see the Nuclear Hydrogen Weapons are not about Stability, nor Keeping the Peace, but that ATOM Bombs “only” create and cause Holocaust of we the people, and in these last Three WORLD WARS heading into WORLD WAR FOUR, I do so hope you have the Fortitude as A Learned Person of the Light and “Illumination” that Lucifer, and Satan, and The Devil as shown, and preached in the Abrahamic Religions was more “Allegory” than Truth’ about these things attacking, and harming we the people, and that the TRUE “Purpose” of Angels and Demons from the Book of Enoch, Ezra, and “the ones” that helped build Solomon's Temple was too say: We Built this Idea of Ink on Paper, and if you will bow down, grovel, and WORSHIP, and BEG, then The God of this or that “Religion” will save you, but you must PAY Money, and Material Things too receive Forgiveness of your Sins from these Gods??? This Written Work is more for them that still [do not know] @QBALL /_\ We Are all in Purgatory, and they have not read The Book of EXODICE, and in that, we the people whom “do see” this place is madness, and cruelty, and hardship, and no matter how much you pay any ESTABLISHED RELIGION be it the O.T.O. Kabbalah Zohar Zionist Jesuit FREE MASON Faiths: you still grow old and die, and you still get judged by OUR Creator’ for you put Things, and Stuff, and A fucking MONETARY System over the Value of Humanity… You my person reading this are Flesh, and Blood, and Bones, but Your Soul, Your Spirits, Your Symbiots, and Your SOLIDS if you have “eyes” that go SOLID Black are the parts of you to go to Judgment; as well as, Your Person, and it don’t matter how many PERSONALITIES you can fake like a “Political” Hollywood Actor and Actress, the Source of All Creation, and All Destruction that judges we all “whence we die” knows Our Every Private, and Public Pretense “Thoughts” where you did not keep your OATH OF OFFICE to your own Personal Human Constitution, nor Values of Virtues, Ethics, Morality, and True “Charity” to your Fellow Man…. Too think you would kill your “fellow man” knowing WE ARE male and female, so you could say with Great Pride: I am a WAR HERO, and I kill “Humans” for money, and medals, and fun, and I Dropped Bombs on “them” when all we the people come from the Source, and I don’t care what you name The Source be it God, Satan, or the Grand Marketer, You did “HARM” to We The People, not the God, or Gods you “proclaim” too believe in!!! We the People know this place is “Purgatory” and that it will all end in 2094 C.E., and Woe Unto YOU` for you TV Talking Heads of the {NEWS} World Empire whom wilt not “spake” the truth on these matters: of MUD FLOODS, FLAT EARTH, or the many crimes against “humanity” done by this U.N. FLAG as it controls all “U.N. FLAGS” Military, Religions, Governments, Banks, and Schools of Thoughts called: Think Tanks…. Johnny Exodice It matters not to me as Christ Jesus Returned what Religion, or INDOCTRINATION you found A Creed too say: It is O.K. to kill Humans……., for YOU the Person are still “known” to Our Human God The Source of All Creation, and The Source All Destruction; as well as, your inner “thoughts” are KNOWN To you, and in your “Vanity” too make Weapons upon Weapons…..., and then YOU The Personal put all these Military Weapons on full scale A.I. Automation.?.?.?, it is no wonder the People of Earth were all “wiped out” by the Creations of their [Own Hands] Q’ for you can not Kill Our God, you only ended your exorbitance life styles, and EXISTENCE as your MASTER “MASONS” placed Money, and Power, and Fame over the LOVE of our Fellow Human Beings… The Sentinel… The God of We The People ask: How many times have you had De-Ja-Vu.?.?.? How many times have WE THE PEOPLE redone PURGATORY for “Our God” too Redeem You.?.?.? Did you not know that the Phoenix, and the Oraborus Curse only happened “here” in this Planet Earth aka This Celestial Sphere called and named Purgatory by OUR God.?.?.?, and did you not “know” that if you cannot be Redeemed’ that PURGATORY is a Temporary Place for a reason.?.?.? You can not escape “Judgment” you Incubus and Succubus EVIL SPIRITS in the minds of men be they male and female….., for you said to me back in the day: Jesus!!!! Our Time has not yet come!!! However, now that I Christ Jesus am returned` in this Humans Host Body, I shall judge you EVIL SPIRITS for every hair you have “harmed” in this World of The Dammed, The Cursed, and The Forsaken, and I shall have no more “mercy” on you War Heroes then the mercy you showed them “Humans” you have murdered in every war…. The Oracle for the End of an Age connected to The Source of All Creation, and All Destruction has so spoken…. The Society of nonmason aka WE ARE!!! [///|||\\\] ++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Fred literally makes my eyes heavy every time his voice is so calm you can tell hes good at ASMR

I love how the advertisement flows into the plot of the ASMR a bit better, it’s actually really cool and I appreciate the smaller details! ❤️ Love ya Fred!

Fred; "How have you been since the last time we met?" Me; "My hamster died" Fred; "Ah, thats so great to hear." For all of you that gave condolences, you are all wonderful human beings and I wanna thank you for that, but this was for sarcastic purposes. I never even owed a hamster.

@ed.coelho

3 жыл бұрын

My condolences for you.

@GrimGamer9

3 жыл бұрын

oh n-

@tggorudon2551

3 жыл бұрын

Oh n-

@DHU11

3 жыл бұрын

RIP to your hamster what was their name

@Y3N1X

3 жыл бұрын

F

“Just repeat what I whisper so we can tell how well your ears work” “ _Darth Plagueis the wise_ ”

@thewriteinpresident

3 жыл бұрын

Whatever YOU Hold onto, OWNS You… AS we live our lives’ down here in Purgatory awaiting Judgment Day by The Source of All Creation and All Destruction, we must “know” everything in this SIMULATION Life of a People gone mad, and A Humanity lost in the Grips of “Insanity” became so dysfunctional, that The People would rather Create Weapons to be used on One Another too Kill, and Torture, and Harm, and Rape one Another, and that is why anyone whom does WAR IS MURDER has already “forsaken” the Love of their Creator, and their Salvation, and Their Redemption for Christ Jesus the only “Human” too know God, become God, and love mankind as A Person among “his people” whom not only laid down his life for his friends, but this Son of Man and Wombman: Laid down his Life for “his Enemies” in the Hopes they could find Reconsideration, Reconciliation, and Regrets for the things “they” our World Leaders had done to others in Their Life Walks… Now, I know many of you FREE MASON Lodge “Members” have repented, for I would not still be alive in this very Dark Hour of 2020 C.E., as we see the Nuclear Hydrogen Weapons are not about Stability, nor Keeping the Peace, but that ATOM Bombs “only” create and cause Holocaust of we the people, and in these last Three WORLD WARS heading into WORLD WAR FOUR, I do so hope you have the Fortitude as A Learned Person of the Light and “Illumination” that Lucifer, and Satan, and The Devil as shown, and preached in the Abrahamic Religions was more “Allegory” than Truth’ about these things attacking, and harming we the people, and that the TRUE “Purpose” of Angels and Demons from the Book of Enoch, Ezra, and “the ones” that helped build Solomon's Temple was too say: We Built this Idea of Ink on Paper, and if you will bow down, grovel, and WORSHIP, and BEG, then The God of this or that “Religion” will save you, but you must PAY Money, and Material Things too receive Forgiveness of your Sins from these Gods??? This Written Work is more for them that still [do not know] @QBALL /_\ We Are all in Purgatory, and they have not read The Book of EXODICE, and in that, we the people whom “do see” this place is madness, and cruelty, and hardship, and no matter how much you pay any ESTABLISHED RELIGION be it the O.T.O. Kabbalah Zohar Zionist Jesuit FREE MASON Faiths: you still grow old and die, and you still get judged by OUR Creator’ for you put Things, and Stuff, and A fucking MONETARY System over the Value of Humanity… You my person reading this are Flesh, and Blood, and Bones, but Your Soul, Your Spirits, Your Symbiots, and Your SOLIDS if you have “eyes” that go SOLID Black are the parts of you to go to Judgment; as well as, Your Person, and it don’t matter how many PERSONALITIES you can fake like a “Political” Hollywood Actor and Actress, the Source of All Creation, and All Destruction that judges we all “whence we die” knows Our Every Private, and Public Pretense “Thoughts” where you did not keep your OATH OF OFFICE to your own Personal Human Constitution, nor Values of Virtues, Ethics, Morality, and True “Charity” to your Fellow Man…. Too think you would kill your “fellow man” knowing WE ARE male and female, so you could say with Great Pride: I am a WAR HERO, and I kill “Humans” for money, and medals, and fun, and I Dropped Bombs on “them” when all we the people come from the Source, and I don’t care what you name The Source be it God, Satan, or the Grand Marketer, You did “HARM” to We The People, not the God, or Gods you “proclaim” too believe in!!! We the People know this place is “Purgatory” and that it will all end in 2094 C.E., and Woe Unto YOU` for you TV Talking Heads of the {NEWS} World Empire whom wilt not “spake” the truth on these matters: of MUD FLOODS, FLAT EARTH, or the many crimes against “humanity” done by this U.N. FLAG as it controls all “U.N. FLAGS” Military, Religions, Governments, Banks, and Schools of Thoughts called: Think Tanks…. Johnny Exodice It matters not to me as Christ Jesus Returned what Religion, or INDOCTRINATION you found A Creed too say: It is O.K. to kill Humans……., for YOU the Person are still “known” to Our Human God The Source of All Creation, and The Source All Destruction; as well as, your inner “thoughts” are KNOWN To you, and in your “Vanity” too make Weapons upon Weapons…..., and then YOU The Personal put all these Military Weapons on full scale A.I. Automation.?.?.?, it is no wonder the People of Earth were all “wiped out” by the Creations of their [Own Hands] Q’ for you can not Kill Our God, you only ended your exorbitance life styles, and EXISTENCE as your MASTER “MASONS” placed Money, and Power, and Fame over the LOVE of our Fellow Human Beings… The Sentinel… The God of We The People ask: How many times have you had De-Ja-Vu.?.?.? How many times have WE THE PEOPLE redone PURGATORY for “Our God” too Redeem You.?.?.? Did you not know that the Phoenix, and the Oraborus Curse only happened “here” in this Planet Earth aka This Celestial Sphere called and named Purgatory by OUR God.?.?.?, and did you not “know” that if you cannot be Redeemed’ that PURGATORY is a Temporary Place for a reason.?.?.? You can not escape “Judgment” you Incubus and Succubus EVIL SPIRITS in the minds of men be they male and female….., for you said to me back in the day: Jesus!!!! Our Time has not yet come!!! However, now that I Christ Jesus am returned` in this Humans Host Body, I shall judge you EVIL SPIRITS for every hair you have “harmed” in this World of The Dammed, The Cursed, and The Forsaken, and I shall have no more “mercy” on you War Heroes then the mercy you showed them “Humans” you have murdered in every war…. The Oracle for the End of an Age connected to The Source of All Creation, and All Destruction has so spoken…. The Society of nonmason aka WE ARE!!! [///|||\\\] ++++++++++++++++++++++++++

@goatmilk1276

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewriteinpresident Wombman

@thewriteinpresident

3 жыл бұрын

@@goatmilk1276 Teacher…, When you become God and the Source after you die to this plane, why would you want to save anyone when this world is “filled” with so many woes.?.?.? Because I have lived the life of a Flesh, and Blood, and Bones person……., and even though [many] @Qball~ /_\ have betrayed me…..., abused me….., and even left me too die…., I am still here… It may be hard for some of you’m whom have done WAR IS MURDER too see “any” reason to save our Celestial Sphere Home World known as Planet Earth where OUR FATHER Flat Earth feeds us..., gives us drink.., and allows WE THE PEOPLE to build shelters., and Our Mother HEAVEN rains down The BAPTISM of Water…….., Brings the Changes of the Seasons……..., and Holds all the {Children of God} them Angels and Demons in the Night Sky, but I was Chosen before I was born by the SOURCE too become the source, and How would I know how to Give Compassion without “seeking” too see what people do, and too know that the majority of our Problems on this 2 Sided FLAT EARTH are these “FAKE JEWS” that as Christ Jesus 1.0 I did so warn you as a ROMAN CITIZEN, and even though the RULE of LAW and ORDER was not upheld by that 33rd Degree FREE MASON Pilot, my “friends” and Disciples did get me off that Old Wooden Cross before I died, and that Rich Man paid for an EMPTY Chamber, so I could [recover] and become Paul The Apostate on the Run as a TALMUDIC JEW whom showed: that the TALMUD is not The Book of We REAL JEWS as I became Peter the Rock to have children to continue my bloodline... IT is the Book of [them] Babylonian Chaldean “Satanist” these Jesuit Zionist… Not only that, but it is very evident that REVELATION has already played out, and we are now living in that period where {The Devil} and His Demons must be allowed just “a little” more time too DESTROY this world, so whence my Human Body “Temporary” TEMPLE Avatar dies to this world, I will become the All Knowing God, and I will “know” what you’m have done, and I will know what THEY LIVE have done, and I will be the one whom does so say: Good and Faithful Servant, or you Wicked, Evil, Vile, Profane WORTHLESS SERVANT!!! Many of you do have problems from WATCHING these “Screens” that put you into Trances and Hypnotic “Ideology” where you HATE one another cause you’m are a RED Lodge Republican, and They are the BLUE Lodge Democrats, and this game is repeated throughout PURGATORY by all your U.N. FLAGS whom your leaders [live off] of your Taxes as the Governed GOVERNMENT, but do our Governments actually do The Will of WE THE PEOPLE, or do they use these U.N. FLAGS to say: Those people [will be] kept poor, and them people will work work work, and those people will be given SPECIAL “Privileges” cause WE LIVE OFF OF The People Taxes too send them off to WAR to {kill one another} cause we Trick and Treat them into thinking A Piece of Cloth called a FLAG is more important “than” Raising your Children, Taking Care of Your Old, and Destroying Gods World, so your Judgment will {fit the Crime} when I Christ Jesus RETURNED go back to heaven and Say: It is Done… IN that, we will have our New World, and our New Heaven, and we will have [no need] for FLAGS` for all will be one people “of and for” and under OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition on Both Sides of this Flat Earth in this Celestial Sphere…. The Book of EXODICE!!! videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/these-photos-ended-child-labor-in-the-us_skgmJYcJulKfgwp.html You see…., these FAKE JEWS from the {Book of Revelation} are them Hollywood to Bollywood MADE IN CHINA Types whom “grafted” themselves to The Tree of Life in the Garden of Eden, but when I become the God of all Creation and all Destruction, I shall remove [their names] from the BOOK OF LIFE, and they will all wither and die for their Evil Wicked Vile ways, so do not worry about the Rich and Famous for they got EVERYTHING {they wanted} in this life, and I will make sure they get everything THEY LIVE Deserve whence they die, so you my friend and “my family” can become the NEW Religion, and Science of our Celestial Sphere known as Pak-Toe where we say: Flowers instead of Flags, and “Rasing Babies” rather then WAR IS MURDER… The Sentinel… John 13:34 - Mathew 28 - 1st Corinthians 13 Buddah~ Lucifer` Jesus~ The Trinity… [*}*{*] [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

@jebediahkerman7357

3 жыл бұрын

excuse me, senator?

This 👏 is 👏 the 👏 best 👏 sponsorship 👏 clip 👏 ever 👏 period 👏. Seriously, Fred, you are amazing so thank you for everything you do.

Dude the way you do promotions is actually skilled. Better then annoying advertisements these days

"Somebody just sucked at grooming.." Thanos : Makes furrows on his chin Also Thanos : THUNDERBOLT RAKE MINI 9.0

He literally looks like a guardian angel.

that little story was officially the best lead into a sponser i’ve ever seen 👏🏻

This is my favorite version of you fred. This is much more relaxing to me. Thank you for the awesome video.

Is it me or that's the same guy who shaved me last time?

@mrmewtwo4911

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXqH1sSSebrbgLg.html Geometry ??

@PsychedelicASMR

3 жыл бұрын

It is the same guy😁

@happytrigger9781

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man, he looks more like my tatto artist.... or like Imperial Admiral that was interrogating me while ago idk

@celthyan-music1118

3 жыл бұрын

@@happytrigger9781 Or the rude knight who stole all my money 5 months ago x)

“Did you ever hear the tragedy...” OH MY GOD HE’S GONNA DO IT *5 seconds later* He didn’t do it... he twisted it, and it’s great, but hearing him say darts Plaguis the Wise would’ve been so memable

I like to imagine that theres a universe full of freds and high quality sleep

This is the best ASMR est I've seen I actually feel calm and relaxed and trust me I'm always tense no matter what so this is really nice thank you

Im kinda sceptical when the title say nicest. That intro tho wow! made my night. 😁

Are we gonna ignore the "excuse me for my sandwich breath"? What a quote

Your 'ad' legend reminded me of every old man I have ever sat next to on a park bench ... whose stories I start off fearing and yet find myself absorbed in! You have a fine future ahead of you as an old man on a park bench!

Please I never knew he’d sound like this I am in love

I like how my dude has the iPad upside down on 16:18

@pandabra4115

3 жыл бұрын

I was searching for this

@marvink.5270

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but it's not a problem 😂 the I pad will turn the screen upside down.

If you search up Thor asmr his channel is the first thing at the top not even a video

@falloutgod1073

3 жыл бұрын

Yep the truth I just checked

@nici2611

3 жыл бұрын

Omg i just checked it and yep is channel came up

@jellyninjabean6894

3 жыл бұрын

And he even has a thor asmr video but his channel pops up first

@alevelthreemage344

3 жыл бұрын

Well tried to fact check you to prove you wrong but well you're correct good sir

Omg I was not expecting that intro and honestly that’s one of the best ways I’ve seen an ad been implemented

This is so professionally done! Midway I forgot you weren't a real doctor. This has become one of my favorites. Thank you!

I imagine this is how Thor would start narrating Endgame to Asgardian children 3,000 years from now

@ChristopherGray00

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA another thor comment so funny and original!!

Dr. THOR is here to help us!

@iitl1i

3 жыл бұрын

👌🏻👌🏻🇵🇸

@mrmewtwo4911

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXqH1sSSebrbgLg.html Geometry ??

This is *BY FAR* The *BEST* and *MOST CREATIVE* ASMR Roleplay vid I've ever watched!! GOD Bless and Have a nice day🌟

Fred, the only person who can have people watching videos where they’re insulted, treated like royalty, and looked after in ways they never knew they needed, AND THANKED FOR IT! I even pay for premium so that I don’t have ads throughout it

Fred's advertisement had more context and depth than the whole Force Awakens movie

that was like the best advertisement I have ever seen! an AMAZING AND CREATIVE JOB BY FRED YET AGAIN!!!!LOVE YOU FREDDY!!!

Tingliest I've felt with any ASMR artist ,his experience in the area is astounding

Fred is the only ASMR youtuber i've ever seen that looks like he really memorized a complete speech about sounds and relaxing to do the doctor role.

Y is his voice so smoothing and relaxing it makes me wanna cuddle up in a blanket and drink a cup of hot chocolate

Alternate title: thor in a hat gives a shameless plugin for manscaped

Roleplays like that are always like "you are in great health", never watched one where the doctor was like "oh dear, thats not good"

@helloworld-vq9gq

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the rude counterpart or gibi's video then

@euanroberts9264

3 жыл бұрын

Watch gibi asmr she does a brilliant one

Sir, you are phenomenal! Ty SO much for your time. I'm so glad I stumbled onto you. A+. So subtle and gorgeous!

Extremely relaxing and comforting doctor 👌 also the manscaped advertisement made me snort HAHAHA

Brilliant way of advertising Fred. Great asmr experience from beginning to end 👍🏼

it’s my first time watching and i love this asmr it’s so unique and 💆🏼‍♀️

Honestly the ad was so cute and well thought out in its presentation, you go ahead Freddy make your money ♥️ and thank you for another great video!!!

Wow that promotion was literally amazing 😯👏💖

Finally a sponsor combined with a star wars meme dialog, all videos with sponsors should be like this

Omg this is the best product placement in a asmr video I have ever seen

This was absolute heaven... both visual and auditory 😍😍

Hello and if you read this... Have a wonderful day/night 🥰❤

@mixmlk4056

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you man

@falloutgod1073

3 жыл бұрын

No u

@ordinary-not2525

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! You as well❤️

his voice is so deep and relaxing😴😴

Fred you are an absolute legend at inserting sponsorships you should have literally every brand in existence lining up to sponsor you. Also always adore your content it's so high quality and your voice is 👌 exquisite

You are very creative and we are lucky to have you in the world. I don't understand many words of what you say, but I can feel your creativity and the feeling that you pass on to your subscribers. Muito obrigado! from Portugal.

Me: "Is it possible to get this razor ?" Also me: "PLEASE SAY NOT FROM A JEDI ?!?" Fred: "Yes." Me: *FUUUUUUUU-*

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of the grooming man" *Flashbacks* "Yes- It was you.... Wait-" "You must be silenced" "NEW AND IMPROVED BALL TRIMMER"

love his stuff! he deserves more subs tbh.

This guy and Zeigeist are the only ones who get me relaxed, best ASMR chanels IMO

The day Fred doesn't say "Hello there," Is the day the world will end.

13:30 this man just helped me realize my headphones were on backwards. Thank you!

@ryanfralick4303

3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t do the right finger movements

@jarnepysson3093

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanfralick4303 he did

You have a really great asmr voice, I felt so safe watching this 🥰🖤

The best sponsor ad I've ever seen, you could do TV spots. Was amazing. Video was great, excellent ASMRtist.