Looks like he has t-rex arms with that cam. Lol

@TheSilverpig1

4 ай бұрын

wait, he doesn't?

@RicardoBatistaPassos

4 ай бұрын

🤣

@Minstrel1

4 ай бұрын

First thing I noticed too. it must be because of the hoodie XD

@Skazzo

4 ай бұрын

He is butler from scary movie

@RFKG

4 ай бұрын

Jesus i laughed at this WAY more than i should have

"FlaSh's SCV wouldn't have done that haha" lmao

@BatkoNashBandera774

4 ай бұрын

"Where's my shuttle shooters?"

ArtosisCasts 😇 ArtosisTV🤬

He thinks his son will be an angry Terran streamer? Wait until he's a teenager and 'comes out' as a Protoss.

Whenever i see marines getting eaten by crazy zerg i think of the cinematic where he is yelling "where is my tank support!"

@dylanfalk3243

4 ай бұрын

Yeah! Except that’s not what he says

@JenkinsBattery

4 ай бұрын

@dylanfalk3243 Yeah I just rewatched it. He says he wants those reinforcements now! The tank thing I was thinking was before they realize zerg is there.

@ihaveproblems9779

4 ай бұрын

air support*

@abstractdaddy1384

4 ай бұрын

"air support"

@anonamos701

4 ай бұрын

You're talking about the Brood War Cinematic when that Marine with no ammo is yelling at the other Marine who used that weird flare gun right? I think he yelled "Where is the air support"

if no one plays protoss, Artosis will have to play a three hour game to lose 36 mmr in TvT every time.

@Kor-Phaeron590

4 ай бұрын

Lmfao

@marloncebo242

4 ай бұрын

I had a hard laugh reading that. Thank you

@sorexsum247

4 ай бұрын

As a terran player I find that my highest winrate at my low mmr is in TvT, because ~70 % of terran players I meet on the ladder don't want to play a 30 minute TvT and gg out when the game starts.

I always think of Artosis as this nice, calm, intelligent GSL castor; completely forgetting he is a F!*king Animal. 😂

@GK-gc9cv

4 ай бұрын

His cast persona and stream persons couldn't be more different, jeckyl and hyde for sure

@ChosenPlaysYT

4 ай бұрын

It’s what social media algorithms turn people into. Being crazy gets more views lol

@dicktracy7996

4 ай бұрын

um... yeah I'm kind of having a bob saget moment over here. I never knew. all good though. bitch.

Moanartosis: THE BOAT DIDN'T BUILD!!!! I SHOULD BE HALF WAY THERE BY NOW!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

you know why the zealot-shooters are called "Siege-Tanks"? Chances are, they might be good when sieged up!

Artosis: what if I lay a bunch of mines, then walk my entire army over my own mines? Certainly nothing can go wrong right? It's not my fault my army died to my own mines.

@Georionsc

4 ай бұрын

But, but... it s like one small mistake the entire game?!? he played perfectly besides that! well, he didnt notice his 3rd got wiped of scvs that one time, but aside from that?!? crazy how one can be so good and lose by just one tiny mistake

"It's such bullshit that I lose the game when I make a game-losing mistake!"

SCREAMING BIRD 3:55

Disregard anything else from this video and just pause at 10:47 This is what nexus first cross spawn does to an honorable terran player.

Ahh so good to see Avilo still active

ok artosis is officially my favorite sc channel

“You’re lucky I’m fucking zen today!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Just popping in to see my favourite angry moss and figure out which way north is.

Congrats on your boy saying F for the first time.

Just out of curiosity, how do mines work when they are under tanks?

@LiquidTang

4 ай бұрын

If artosis is playing they blow up his tank

Flash wood of juan.

It does sound like she says f* in the movie

Sometimes Artosis wakes up in cold sweat in the middle of the night, still hearing that damn laughter and the sound of feet clapping...

Protoss are so op it is ridiculous how a zealot just doesnt die

That Goon at 2:23 sure smacked RT up. 😎

those first 13 seconds are amazing

damn that protoss Dismantled artosis

but why move out with no vults there

i honestly cant remember the last time watching Arti playing TVT

HE SAID GG

I live artosis chat cause there always is someone like "but he had worker speed that s why he won!"

LMAO JOE ROGAN

I couldn't scroll past that thumbnail lol

Watched Moana a hundred times on account of children, I've never felt more connected to Artosis in my life.

your editing is fire,by the way

avilo....

"shuttle shooters" xD

So what is Cross-spawn Nexus First and how does it confer such a big advantage as opposed to regular expanding?

@illadiel6049

4 ай бұрын

Cross spawn means you are diagonally across from the other player. Nexus first means you expand first into your natural instead of doing something else like proxy gateway or rush reavers/DTs, etc. It's an early econ build. Being that far away from the enemy means it's harder to push and keep up pressure meaning you can be a little greedy and build up your econ before you macro up. Basically, protoss ends up with a stronger economy b/c the layout of the map keeps them protected enough that they can invest earlier than would be otherwise possible so they are ahead during the end of the early game/beginning of the midgame, and that advantage usually carries through until the end.

@LL-kv1jk

4 ай бұрын

@@illadiel6049 I see, more simple than I was imagining, I suppose I'm a little confused though, would this not be the play for all races?

@skfh82

3 ай бұрын

@@LL-kv1jkbecause Terran early game units are weaker until they tech up to siege tanks, making them easier to kill off unless they turtle.

Protoss is the master race

Where are the protoss banjos then?

damn i wish i saw the crazy zerg game full length the amount of ultras was crazy

If positions are so bad for balance, why do map makers make more than 2 spawn locations?

Artosis thinks he's Napoleon. There is nothing we can do.

classic stuff

So much entertainment here ❤❤

Artosis plays the game like an AI. His opponents play like they're human GMs

You're hilarious bro. You and me are similar playing video games.😂

what is he supposed to do????

Artosis is the man lmao

Protoss should only be accessible through picking random and it should be a 20% chance at best of getting protoss after picking random.

the joe rogan ai 😂

Artosis I worry about your blood pressure. Raging this hard daily can't be good for the heart.

You have some dirt on your lip.

Nice thumbnail 10/10

Shuttle shooters

Lol! Arty is trying to be AVGN.

I gotta say, i do like what i see anytime i'm watching ArtosisTV vids 1:38

I understand Sc1 to some extend but I don't really know the meta at all. Why exactly is Nexus cross spawn so unbalanced? Like when RT says you can't do anything against it is it you can't do anything when you scout that or you can't do anything even if you pre counter that expansion?

@ArtosisTV

4 ай бұрын

Can’t do anything when scouted. You can go 2x barracks in the middle of the map before scouting, but that is gambling.

@KingOfBlades27

4 ай бұрын

@@ArtosisTV That is what I thought. Kinda fucked tbh. Sounds a lot like that time when Protoss had mothership core in Sc2. Should maps maybe be smaller or what would be a good way to fix that? At this point we know that actual balance changes aren't coming.

@Gonzalo_105

4 ай бұрын

@@KingOfBlades27 no.

@KingOfBlades27

4 ай бұрын

@@Gonzalo_105 No what? 😂

@Gonzalo_105

4 ай бұрын

@@KingOfBlades27 to your sugestions, also artosis likes to complain a lot, like all terrans it seems.

Toss rushes zlots, rt says it’s the strongest thing in the game, toss goes macro, rt says it’s the strongest thing in the game. Make up your mind RT!!!

I love Terran! For Humanity!

Shuttle shooters

Dance all day

Why zealots exist? They just don't die.

good macro needs better micro

Artosis. I always loved u cause u were a foreign Terran.

Fucking hilarious.

Poor attack…poor result…and his army is like a cocoon rdy to be storm

The Artosis Stream is so bizarre

@Rastloese

4 ай бұрын

Made me laugh though

ARTOSISHUUUUUUUUUU

Did you say Jesus Christ or Cheesus Christ?

Say gg

😂 good times!

He's right about university

dont know why this guy appears on my logarithm if i dont even play starctaft 1

@ArtosisTV

3 ай бұрын

That’s why you should believe in destiny

@muggs105

3 ай бұрын

@@ArtosisTV so, if your destiny is to throw yourself of a cliff without any safety and where you will land are spikes to make your death certain, do you follow your "destiny"?

@muggs105

3 ай бұрын

Who give our destiny if it so exists?

@muggs105

3 ай бұрын

@@ArtosisTV go on, i expect a good answer.

just play like scan or flash 😁

Artosis really got angry that the dudes goon got stuck on his scv and wasn't able to kill any of artys units? Lmao. Wtf?

So easy to play as Terran, gosh, because of all the imba units.

artosis is right

Go double cc first duh

Artosis hating protoss= clickbait

Like that poker guy is soo dumb, that he continuously donates 3.33$ to you to try to prove something. But all he does is just giving you his own money. And someone else or the same dude, says stuff about university, meal while giving you money for nothing proving that you don't need university to earn a living. You just need a few idiots trying to argue with you using donations.

How sick would it be if artosis revived jedi academy thats games full of cheaters though but still

Does artys son play StarCraft?

He still goes between high A, very low S rank eh? You would think he would be solidly S by now with how much he plays.

Lmfao

I thought Starcraft was "balanced"?

we should have separate map pools by matchup. bonus: mirrors can have really really weird maps and be fair.

@colinfun

4 ай бұрын

First issue that jumped out to me is that you would have to get rid of Random as race option since the opponent would know from the map choice what race you rolled. While it is not a common choice to play random, it is a challenge some people seek because it is sneaky and it would feel like you were targeting them with a HUGE nerf.

I'd love to see a team control game where arty is "the general" and gets to have others do the multitasking for him

Lol 😂

I love that you are so agro !!!! pleze get back to me

He’s 40 years old and has children it’s scary

Terran not op

Guy in chat was basically right: if Protoss is so OP, you can either switch to Protoss or accept that you're playing at a disadvantage by playing Terran. Artosis seems to think that if he gets angry enough the universe will change to accommodate him, but that's just not how life works!

50% of ASL top16 is terran. how weird :ddd

bro has been playing this game for decades and he doesn't understand that speedlots > unsieged tanks on move command lmfao How can he be so shit at the most basic mechanic of this 40 year old game

I really want Artosis to retire TTS in his stream, I really like Artosis just playing the game and commentating, reading chat. TTS really makes the stream unwatchable because 30 minutes in you're just seeing the same jokes over and over again, it's like Artosis is baby sitting a bunch of 10 year olds but no 10 years olds are watching Brood War of all games so its gotta be mid 20s and 30s who have a terrible sense of humour.

Of course the game is frustrating to play. Its 25 years old and the pathing was bad even for the time. Game is so janky i dont understand how people play this game in multiplayer i would develop an ulcer.

Artosis is such a pretentious whiney baby. He no doubt has a ton of sc knowledge but he's so holier than thou and thinks he knows everything. When it comes to sc dudes a narcissist and can't admit to being wrong ever

"One mistake and I'm dead".... buddy your entire game was trash. That wasn't a mistake. That's just how you play. Why don't you scan before moving your entire army forward? Then get caught and don't even siege. So embarrassing.

go cc first

@Brandywine53

4 ай бұрын

Protoss gateway rushes you... GG

93.5% of terran units have abilities that need to be utilized, which means you can't have them all in the same control group. This makes microing them properly much more APM intensive. Small mistakes made by terran are more consequential then the other races. As Artosis implied go and play someone at the same skill level as you as Terran. One small micro mistake as Terran can lose you the game. It sounds bias but the other two races have more leeway for error. Everything adds up, Protoss can Make 2-3 mistakes but get punished equivalent to Terran's 1-2 mistakes.

@soccerguy2433

4 ай бұрын

pin this!

@Vognee

4 ай бұрын

I strongly disagree: Zerg is much more fragile and always on a timer “before science vessels”. If you get on similar footing (which is quite easy to do) with Zerg till your vessels it’s uphill battle for Z and each minute makes it harder and harder the more vessels out there.

@Kor-Phaeron590

4 ай бұрын

Kek

@Gonzalo_105

4 ай бұрын

terrans always bring the balance complaints.