➡️ patreon.com/programmersarealsohuman So much more one wouldn’t believe it

@ClashClash89

3 күн бұрын

hire more/better marketing people. your shameless selfpromotion still needs a lot of work to become efficient. ^^P

@kuematah6300

Күн бұрын

Is that the openssl bug that you were talking about?

@75hilmar

9 сағат бұрын

Always playing 5d chess they never know what hit them

"3-4 hours, if you leave the room maybe 2" Brutal!

@CristianVasquez

4 күн бұрын

accurate

@channel11121

4 күн бұрын

3-5*

@JinX0011

4 күн бұрын

Planning to work that into tomorrow morning's standup meeting.

@janpaul74

4 күн бұрын

but *very* realistic ;-)

@ololh4xx

3 күн бұрын

1 hour if everyone stops asking

Don't touch this , it's part of our infra.. lol

@asnifuashifj91274

4 күн бұрын

that's his HSM programmed in baseboard LOL

@JohnVance

4 күн бұрын

DIY FIDO token

Compilers do always be complaining fr

@pif5023

4 күн бұрын

Truth, they are worse than managers

@rentristandelacruz

4 күн бұрын

they do be like that all the time

@zozephh

4 күн бұрын

fr fr

@revcrussell

4 күн бұрын

I haven't coded in 20 years and this still hits.

@Lasershark666

4 күн бұрын

@@revcrussellI haven’t coded and this still hits

"Its my library" that's a flex

@Coach-Solar_Hound

4 күн бұрын

except... He built a library that doesn't fit their use-case LMAOOOOOOO

@KillahMate

4 күн бұрын

It doesn't even fit their use case! He just built a library for the hell of it and then didn't even make it fit their use case!

@puckwang6850

4 күн бұрын

@@Coach-Solar_Hound life-hobby balance, that's savage

@LibertyMonk

3 күн бұрын

It's a wild flex. The guy is insane, but he doesn't let work crunch ruin his off time.

“Why was my phone so hot during the demo” “The android version mines monero in the background”

"What about making it readable" - "Who else needs to read this?" Welcome to the life of developers.

@q1337

2 күн бұрын

"Who else needs to read this?" ah I wish I asked myself that question on behalf of myself now, 2 years later, with variables named var1, var2 , tempvar1 and functions function1, function2. It works perfectly though

@shreksthongg

Күн бұрын

@@q1337 lol yeah that's pretty intense

@bot7845

21 сағат бұрын

@@q1337for a computer

- Is that your diploma? - Yeah, I needed it for a visa. So true 🌚

@MrBong0

4 күн бұрын

ICE has your location and is en route wee-woo 👮‍♂️ 🚨

@koerperkontrolle

3 күн бұрын

@@MrBong0 Because illegal immigrants worry about their diploma lol

@oventi_

3 күн бұрын

​@@MrBong0joke's on you, ICE can't touch me.

@cluelessturlte1512

2 күн бұрын

@@MrBong0 visa = legal btw

"I rewrote all the things to Rust. Performance wasn't better so I rewrote it back."

@honza970

4 күн бұрын

Sounds like a skill issue.

@jameskingcodes

3 күн бұрын

Cope n seethe ​@@honza970

@darekmistrz4364

3 күн бұрын

@@honza970 Real 10x engineer can make javascript perform better than Assembly

@PhonkEcho

3 күн бұрын

'Compilers always be complaining' had me dying laughing🤭

@jameskingcodes

3 күн бұрын

@@honza970 cope and seethe

I like how he has a massive monitor, but chooses to dev on his laptop most of the time instead.

@monad_tcp

4 күн бұрын

Not enough neck strain when you use your big monitor instead.

@stiansoiland-reyes2548

4 күн бұрын

Those nvidia drivers messing up again

@arcan762

4 күн бұрын

I do this too for some reason

@4lpha0ne

4 күн бұрын

Same here 😅

@phoenix-tt

4 күн бұрын

Surprise surprise, but it's a TV! I think this was part of the joke

"it's my library." best line period. there is so much lore created in just this one statement. a complete other life that only they know about. love it.

"...we use tru-edge, we inject program into windows distro" - the first punchline and it's already perfect 😂

Only missing the part where they get bored and move on leaving chaos in their wake

@tommydowning3481

4 күн бұрын

Not only have I seen this IRL, I've actually been that guy. I quit and they hired two people to replace me. Both of them quit within six months and they had to effectively discontinue the product. They lost literally millions in revenue because they wouldn't give me a measly $15k/yr raise.

@dave6012

4 күн бұрын

“Who else needs to read this?” 😵

@strider5402

4 күн бұрын

@@dave6012 💀💀💀

@kb-zealot

3 күн бұрын

It's worth just paying more $ to keep them, they won't leave if they don't have a reason to and knowledge-transfer never actually works

@tommydowning3481

3 күн бұрын

@@kb-zealot Exactly. Given the handover costs and the massive decrease in productivity when losing a 10x dev they'd be better off pretty much doubling the dev's salary and they'd still come out ahead. Sadly in my experience middle managers are typically midwits who are incapable of recognizing 10x devs. Just like in the video, they don't make a fuss and make it all look so easy.

His reaction to hiring a project manager lol

@Brandanus

4 күн бұрын

"product manager", project managers are easy prey

"We're two javascript frameworks away from actually launching this" yoo I'm ded 💀💀💀

"you're good at front end too?" triggered me. I got PTSD from working with a 10x dev.

@TragicGFuel

4 күн бұрын

Im curious what's it like working with one?

@JasonRobards2

4 күн бұрын

@@TragicGFuel It's endlessly upping the expectations so you'll want to work yourself to death.

@TheClintonio

4 күн бұрын

I used to be that 10xer until my divorce where I chose to my use my higher productivity to lower my hours and spend the rest of it doing nothing because fuck it. Not doing that at my current job though because it's an amazing role.

@TragicGFuel

4 күн бұрын

@@JasonRobards2 that still doesn't provide much insight I'm afraid :C

@JasonRobards2

3 күн бұрын

@@TragicGFuel Like Gabe told us: PTSD. Either you continiously start thinking you are not good enough, or your boss will casually compare your performance to the 10x. Also, from working with such declared geniouses I have learned it is far easier to hack into 10 different languages/ecosystems than having to figure out what the genious cobbled together. But hey, try explaining that to your boss. The 10x'er was the one who made everything possible, who are you to go against him. Most of the time, they are quite resourceful people though. Just not infallible.

"Have you updated the Jira board?" "We don't need Jira anymore, I emptied the board anyway." "You emptied it?!" "Yeah I deleted all the items I did last weekend."

- Not everything needs a kernel patch, I just turned it on and off - What is that?? - Custom linux Had me cracking :DD

“We don’t need the UI” 😂

@some1and297

4 күн бұрын

Even a 10x engineer doesn't want to fuck around w Vulkan bugs lol

@oventi_

3 күн бұрын

We only need an api and the console

@replikvltyoutube3727

2 күн бұрын

Reminds me when Primagen and Teej built coffee shop on ssh terminal

If you want to have cloud infrastructure, you must first invent the universe. This should only take 20 minutes or so.

@lukor-tech

4 күн бұрын

I didn't expect that reference but I highly appreciate it.

@monad_tcp

4 күн бұрын

That's because you didn't use Perl, there's already a SU(2) library. Its called SuperUniverse2. Actually its Special unitary group, its the math you need to create a universe.

@pseudolullus

4 күн бұрын

@@monad_tcp my quarks need more color man, add SU(3) at least

I like to think this whole channel is just some guy procrastination from actually writing his first line of code.

@PhilipAlexanderHassialis

2 күн бұрын

As someone who is on the other end of the spectrum and I am procrastinating from actually writing the architectural documents, I *think* I may have to go the "cba work, lets do content shit and see where it takes us". In other words, you are onto something here, but not in the way you actually pictured it.

"SSL is a joke I know the guy who built the backdoor"

This is more hacker culture content than there have been at defcon in the last 10 years.

@chitra___

4 күн бұрын

Oof

@mllenessmarie

Күн бұрын

Oof indeed

"I'm horrible at coding", guess I was a 10x developer all along!

im a 10x dev with adderall except it just makes me unaware im taking 10x longer to do everything

@misha9209

4 күн бұрын

did not expect RL people here :)

@Ganerrr

4 күн бұрын

@@misha9209 one day i will be known for programming and not car soccer

@misha9209

4 күн бұрын

@@Ganerrr i hope the amount of successful projects you have will be higher than the amount of flip resets you can do. The ability to grind is definitely there, so its just a question of time :)

"this was a microwave?" had me in tears

"Publicly!?" "Yeah, but it's *super* performant." Yeah, fair enough.

turns off/on coffee machine and accidentally installs linux in this simple process 😂 love it

@Fircasice

4 күн бұрын

No, he turned it on and off.

@stanchern3796

3 күн бұрын

No, he just literally answered the question he understood. Like "what is this?" meaning "what is it running on?"

"They use Arc Browser, we don't need those investors"

Our entire stack's on a Raspberry Pi3 B+. Count yourself lucky.

@plaintext7288

4 күн бұрын

"Any load is high load"?

@alexjjgreen

4 күн бұрын

@@plaintext7288 It start to glow white hot after about 25 concurrent users. Our current infrastructure protocol is sending a guy out to buy a bag of ice that it can sit in at peak times.

Did you move our entrire AWS stack to a Mac Mini again 😂

@janemf

4 күн бұрын

“again”

@monad_tcp

4 күн бұрын

don't touch the mac mini, its load bearing. (the refrigerator was missing a foot and the mac mini is literally load bearing the refrigerator)

@pradeepmax1

4 күн бұрын

Last month, I migrated 90% of our office websites to my Proxmox homelab, and my boss had a meltdown! 😅 Is that the same thing he's referring to? I did it for cost-cutting and, honestly, it was the most satisfying thing I've done in ages.😊

@christiansiegert9895

3 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@pradeepmax1You moved company infrastructure to your home server without asking?

@LibertyMonk

3 күн бұрын

​@@christiansiegert9895it's the boss's fault for giving them the credentials to do so, honestly.

"Our network is down" "Perfect" * beep * * clicks on casio * "I was stress testing it" * beep * * beep*

"They're using Arc browser. We don't need those investors" 😂 facts

@dr5t3v3

4 күн бұрын

I use Arc and I support this message.

@allahinperson6071

4 күн бұрын

Why’s arc bad? Thought about trying it but forgot

@davidhollenbeck1674

4 күн бұрын

@@allahinperson6071 idk if it's bad, it's just like who do you think you are, use chrome like the rest of society

@AGentooUser

4 күн бұрын

@allahinperson6071 Because it's proprietary garbage and doesn't support Linux

@mischiefner

4 күн бұрын

@@davidhollenbeck1674 honestly, fuck Chrome

"i wrote our own crypto. Just to be safe."

compiler smalltalk killed me 🤣

the cuda driver on linux hit very hard

@jonathankittel2985

4 күн бұрын

Someone's not 10x.

@transcended_mind

4 күн бұрын

cuBLAS and cuDNN would hit harder 😢 Sorry, PTSD from the previous week...

@jonathankittel2985

4 күн бұрын

​@@transcended_mind No worries. I also had huge driver issues.

Always have a backup of a backup that you hide

@dr5t3v3

4 күн бұрын

Can't trust humans!

@RobertBlair

3 күн бұрын

In a thermometer, feel lucky it's not a rectal one.

Knows the person who writes the SSH backdoor, days later regreSSHion CVE drops. Bro is literally him wtf

the 10x engineer : facinated by what terminal does when you keep pressing enter

@Dredge22

3 күн бұрын

He's communicating with the rootkit to access the backup. You can't trust humans to not delete it.

@q1337

2 күн бұрын

creates custom terminal interface because the current one refused to do 1 minor function, then ends up not using it after all the development because he's use to the original one

The writing as always is good, but the disaffected focus of the lead guy is the most real thing I have ever experienced. I have definitely said "I could have it done in twenty minutes, if you leave"

@Dredge22

3 күн бұрын

One of my really good bosses left to do his own startup and the replacement they hired was an MBA type. Constant pointless meetings to discus things that would have taken less time than the meeting to complete. Got tired of him wasting all my time with these meetings (and 6 other devs) so I just started speed running all the jira tickets every meeting. Took about 3 times and those meetings were "no longer mandatory for me"

The SSL joke 😂

I need an entire day to decode all the jokes.

Few will catch the subtle but purposeful "what" "what" "what" repetition. It's always a constant "what".

@dr5t3v3

4 күн бұрын

Only if they haven't worked with someone who constantly says, "What‽" (it's an interrobang, a sask.) (I do this all the time, FWIW.)

@justsomeonepassingby3838

3 күн бұрын

​@@dr5t3v3 what Do you use a bépo keyboard or what ?

Finding a Haskell job is like finishing Ocarina of Time as young Link.

@helmofilho2037

4 күн бұрын

So, you just need a stick and bug yourself to the future?

@janisir4529

3 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure you are wrong, I recall someone doing the latter.

I only used Haskell once, no one noticed, but there's an important routing piece of software in which $200M of transactions per month is passing thought it, no one knows how to do maintenance on that. I call that : "my retirement plan".

@ItsKierancraft

4 күн бұрын

yo can you redirect it all to me thanks

@eyezikandexploits

4 күн бұрын

Youre never getting fired

@ferchrissakes

4 күн бұрын

With a username like “monad_tcp” i suspect you’ve used haskell more than once

@Dredge22

3 күн бұрын

@eyezikandexploits he will still get fired, they just won't know what hit them

Product manager - he was about to launch into a 4 hour monologue proving why he don't need no PM.

Omg "no, hire less engineers" Ive worked with that VP of Dev. Fought their way to the top of the dev heap, absolutely unable to manage, delegate, or accept anyone elses ideas

Compiler will always be complaining lmao

"who else needs to read this" Can't be more true. You know, just job security

I mean migrating to Mac-Mini from AWS is truly 10x for a startup tbh...

0:44 yes, there's a working cuda driver for linux, its called running the LSW, Linux Subsystem for Windows, non-ironically you run the Windows NT Core stripped down to 150MB just to load 600MB of NVidia blob using the Xen Hypervisor with the GPU pass-through, that only costs 1% of performance, but you gain 15% of performance because no linux driver for NVidia is as good as the Windows one.

@Zeka00

4 күн бұрын

Cool. I'm still new to linux so half of that flew over my head but anyways...

@sheeplord4976

4 күн бұрын

@@Zeka00 He is saying to run CUDA in a windows virtual machine, lol.

@simplegamer6660

4 күн бұрын

Is this a joke? 'Cause i can't find anything on the topic

@dr5t3v3

4 күн бұрын

@@simplegamer6660 Yes, it's a joke. Until _you_ have to rewrite it in Rust. Then it's still a joke, it's just not funny anymore.

@younoob15315624

4 күн бұрын

​@@simplegamer6660well, you're missing 10x in your "engineer")

man "the office" camera shooting style is the best

I fully expected him to pull a lock picking set to get into his backup vault

He's not wrong though with that "compilers always be complaining".

The SSH vulnerability bit actually came true 💀

@Tom-sq2yy

14 сағат бұрын

and will again

my fav part is how he never uses the monitor

This brings back so many feels of the people I was around in 2016. All the wildness and brilliance. Flatness and unawareness of so many things.

It's all lost and hopeless 😂😂

"compilers always be complaining" the code be like: Found 17 Errors but everything works.

@danieldieste9905

4 күн бұрын

Meh. More likely 17 advisories (in which case: small project)

What startup is this? I like the working culture

Installing Doom on the microwave but not knowing it was even a microwave in the first place, real 10x right there.

Forgot the casual 200 WPM monkeytype while compiling a custom unix kernel.

“Don’t touch this, it’s part of our infra” 😂

“They are using arc browser…” I feel personally attacked 😂

"compilers always be complaining" truer words have never been spoken

"I wrote our own crypto, just to be safe" wild

Installed custom Linux by turning the coffee machine on and off.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

@dr5t3v3

4 күн бұрын

Yes, that's correct.

"this is our backup"

@codenocode

4 күн бұрын

and it's a video of the entire code 🤣

"I destroyed all the code and burnt the computer" had me in tears 😂

3:13 you're good at frontend too, yes but I don't do it, only if you double my salary, $200K for the backend and $200K for the frontend.

@meekrab9027

3 күн бұрын

Don't forget $200k for the project management, $200k for the database and $200k for the infra engineering

WE HAD A WORKING CUDA DRIVER FOR LINUX??? THE WHOLE TIME??? felt

SOLANA MENTIONED!!!

I saw the short version of this and started binge watching old videos from your channel.. and now there's a new video! It's Christmas in July!! Before you say it's not July yet, it's July in New Zealand. Am I in New Zealand? No, but that doesn't matter.

@tommycallsuback

4 күн бұрын

july is overrated

@metascopeinitiatives2550

4 күн бұрын

seems like a runtime error.

@CaspersCuts

4 күн бұрын

TIL New Zealand finally moved their Christmas to a winter month.

@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies

4 күн бұрын

Meri kirihimeti, nō Aotearoa, e hoa.

@CaspersCuts

4 күн бұрын

@@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies Māori Christmas to you too.

Jack of all trades, master of all.

"I wrote our own crypto, just to be safe" LOL

"Compilers always be complaining."

Don't know how many times I've watched this since release. I saw the short version first. Beyond LOLZ. Can't wait for the movie length version. Great vid, PAAH.

Tom is a genius

@pyaehtetaung

4 күн бұрын

JDSL Mentioned

@Interpause

4 күн бұрын

Indeed, Tom is a genius

@joshyoerger5271

3 күн бұрын

The Inner JSON Effect

“Is that your diploma?!” “Oh yeah - I needed that for my visa.” 😂😂😂

Got here faster than a 10x engineer can exit from an infinite loop

@justsomeonepassingby3838

3 күн бұрын

"Faster than typing C-C"

compilers always be complaining

"If you leave the room, maybe two".. gold!

Yeaaaahhhh TERRY DAVIS SHALL LIVE FOREVER IN OUR OS

I can't believe you revived Steve Jobs, cured his ligma, just for that one line at 2:06. Now, that's a 10x engineer for you!

@blazehawkins2759

4 күн бұрын

Who's Steve Job

@VoidPelt

4 күн бұрын

@@blazehawkins2759*Ligma balls* _explodes you with my mind_

@NatiiixLP

4 күн бұрын

@@blazehawkins2759 Not a 10x engineer. I'll tell you that much.

@MyAmazingUsername

4 күн бұрын

Deepfake Steve Jobs. Just be glad he did this with his powers, and didn't make a Ron Jeremy video.

The arc shade sounded a little too personal.

It's so good, my favourite after emacs. You are a legend man!

i love how he laughed at kernel patching

I'm only a 5x. Can't imagine what happens in the mind of a 10x. Probably a bitcrushed tetris theme song on repeat.

Hilarious. Please make a part 2.

My Idol. I want to be like this guy.

@nengforgame8145

4 күн бұрын

finish everything except demo.

@da39vinci

4 күн бұрын

@@nengforgame8145 Don't worry It will be done by then

@da39vinci

4 күн бұрын

@@nengforgame8145 Don't worry it'll be finish by then

Real 10x Engineer wouldnt know what a compiler error even is. He always writes flawless code.

2:03 people can see our customer statistics *publicly*!? 😂

Perfect. Prefect, down to the last minute detail

TempleOS - RIP Terry. You were a misunderstood genius.

2:48 Even a 10x Engineer struggles with JS.

@Dredge22

3 күн бұрын

That's because JS is a -1x multiplier. -1x engineer * JS = 1x engineer 10x engineer * JS = -10x engineer

Everyone knows IOT botnets are the real edge computing

"what Kendrick Lamar actually said"😂

Waiting for this since the short of this I saw ;D

just the complete serious face into the, “ah the worry i’ll fix it.” 😭