Newsboyz - Zach Will Burn in Hell Forever
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Zach recalls one of his lowest moments. He's gotten better. We promise.
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That was dark, but it was darker for the blind kid
@ConeJellos
3 жыл бұрын
Oh damn it I made the same joke before I saw yours. Now everyone will know I'm a hack.
@rastarusso7502
3 жыл бұрын
Double points for that perfect pun!
@encycl07pedia-
3 жыл бұрын
I can't see what you did there.
@Gr33nbayfreak187
3 жыл бұрын
@@encycl07pedia- nice 👍
@cocoavelour800
2 жыл бұрын
Typing lol is an insult because this literally made me laugh out loud.
I can't believe Sam fell down the stairs again
@brandonhaygood5286
3 жыл бұрын
And then hit a tree.
@drumboarder1
3 жыл бұрын
Just so many trees
@brandonhaygood5286
3 жыл бұрын
@Ellis Dee There is always stairs
@kevintanner7772
3 жыл бұрын
The best part about that story is Sam getting mad and calling in.
@JonasPolsky
3 жыл бұрын
*ring ring*
zach took the sadness of the ppl and made them hate him, what a good guy
@arctoons7500
3 жыл бұрын
a common enemy to laser focus their grief. He gave them the outlet they didn't know they needed
@blaketurner7989
3 жыл бұрын
the power of a scape goat, he's truly a hero
Kudos to Zach for telling this story. That's a memory I would have just heavily suppressed.
@heroclix0rz
3 жыл бұрын
He probably would have if he hadn't found Trevor.
@OfficialWKUK
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-nh1og5hy1u Uhhhhh.... That's not how that story goes at all.
@lokidontreal7066
3 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialWKUK Oh Shit. WKUK. I swear I think I'm the only black kid that watched you in high school. I put A whole black community on y'all. LOL SIDENOTE CAN YOU SPEAK ON SOME OF THE CLASSIC SKETCHES. LMAO NO OFFENSE
@MrSmith-rk4jq
3 жыл бұрын
@@lokidontreal7066 can you please return the lawnmower
@rastarusso7502
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSmith-rk4jq ya know he ain't even got that shit no more...
"I forgot how dark that was." -Me, after showing my gf WKUK
@zeropointnineninenine4951
3 жыл бұрын
He really was just doing it for attention
@anorexicanarchist4712
3 жыл бұрын
@@zeropointnineninenine4951 but... sometimes that happens to people like that
@CaptainTrips560
20 күн бұрын
@@anorexicanarchist4712This was exactly the sketch I was thinking of when I clicked on OP’s comment, before I even saw your reply
Im just going to throw this out there. Ive lost my best friend. Probably one of the hardest things in my life. But thats something that im going to get over. Zach's type of cringe moment is way worse. That shit is haunting. Thanks for the story.
@lupomagnotto8306
3 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re doing better my friend... I lost my mom in a car accident I was in the car as well we were hit head on. We’re gonna be A-okay 👌❤️🤝
I think its worse that 100+ people didn't shout at this kid not to walk right into a tree. They handed that to you Zach.
I wish they had the Necronomicon.
@smitty1647
3 жыл бұрын
I with they had THE NECRONOMICON!
@frankiesabba
3 жыл бұрын
JUMANJI
@ConsciusVeritasVids
3 жыл бұрын
That child ended up in a wheelchair because he was playing with a NAAAAIL GUN!
@benjaminbass2607
3 жыл бұрын
My soul has merged with all that is dying and all that will die
@highviewbarbell
3 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminbass2607 hey, that sounds like hellspeak!
They rag on Timmy all the time for being a dork but the other guys seem to have had a way dorkier life
@blaizec3485
3 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same, arnt they all dorks really, and isnt that part of whats so funny about them? idk im just glad to see content again
@AlystrZelland
2 жыл бұрын
@@blaizec3485 I had a friend group like this growing up (still do, just not as tight)-- a bunch of dorks will still pick on the /apparently/ dorkiest of their own. Kids love pecking orders. I was the fat kid and before ugly duckling 2nd puberty I was almost certainly the goofier looking of them, the goofiest sounding, so I got the most pecks. WKUK deals in mocking and celebrating that kind of juvenile mindset, so it kinda tracks that Timmy would catch the most ridicule, being the chunkiest, having the most youthful features between his big doe eyes and his somewhat rabbity teeth. He's secretly among the coolest of them, but he knows he doesn't look it and he just rolls with it for the lulz
@blaizec3485
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlystrZelland yea when I see the KZread content more of their dynamic comes out and timmy feels like the backbone that connects everyone else. Sad about trevor too man, guy had so much energy
@AlystrZelland
2 жыл бұрын
@@blaizec3485 that's why I'm here, brother. The hard times will pass
Trevor tried so hard to not laugh till zach screamed
RIP wheelchair Chris
@steinthor
3 жыл бұрын
He rolls in heaven now.
@autsimsingz
3 жыл бұрын
@bobdol69 *shrimp toilet
@r1100s
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Trevor Moore.
Naming these segments "Newsboyz" and finding out Zach was into youth group all lines up very neatly.
I love their skits but I also love how close they are still as friends. So many comedy troupes are just done with each other and hate reunions.
That sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode. Also Trevor is wearing the perfect hat for this story lol
KZread made me take a survey on whether or not this is a good recommended video for me. I saod its a great recommendation, but THEN they asked why. I chose informative.
3:50 Trevor's face when Zach is talking about he was a sociopath... :-D
The popcorn factory sketch needs to be brought back into the light and discussed
fuck im gonna miss this
Miss march was bad but not that bad.
@jst25
3 жыл бұрын
I was going to say, blind kid got the last laugh, he didn't see Miss March, lucky bastard.
@123Farsight
3 жыл бұрын
Miss March was worth watching for the chick getting bounced out of the window. One of the funniest things I swear
@DokesConspiracyNetwork
3 жыл бұрын
I use to own 2 movies on Xbox for years.. Miss March and I hope they serve beer in hell😅 2 movies that got me laid in college and that I could rewatch and still laugh at that chick flying out of that bus and Trevor's reaction or when Zack soils himself 🤣
@JesseHas1RetardLife
3 жыл бұрын
Honest to god one of my favorite movies
@rohitkashyap501
3 жыл бұрын
Kelm i remember watching miss march with my friends during a sleep over back when i was in 4th grade and for like 5 years it was my favorite movie. i watched it recently because i randomly remembered it and then realized it wasnt as good as i remembered. i still thought it was ok though
I love how Zach goes on telling his story and Trevor stated, "Yeah, I followed you guys." Lmao ❤ Then Zach proceeded to go on, "I'm still on stage. This is so weird." 😂😂 But Trevor's reactions are priceless. 5:32 This is why I know they connect so well. Their sense of humor is matched perfectly. Trevor Moore is such an awesome friend to Zach. Love how they both share stories with each other. "This is why we ended up finding each other later in life." ❤❤ So sweet!!
Well now we're all going to burn in hell, thanks a lot Zach
Alright the thing that makes me mad at the school admins is: they DO realize that "In the Still of the Night" is a 50s heart throb love song, right? It's really not for anyone's funeral.
@CaptainTrips560
Ай бұрын
Especially when it’s a funeral for an 8th grader
"we all have rat tails man, very cool" LMFAO
no no. you laughed at a blind kid who just lost his best friend... who was in a wheelchair. peak...and I mean PEAK comedy.
Went into this thinking I would hate Zach, but left laughing and understanding Zach better.
rip trev. love this story i come back every once and abwhile
If they didnt want something bad to happen, why didn't they help the kid or maybe warn him?
@Mejayy
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe was more of a contest to see who laughs first
@drumboarder1
3 жыл бұрын
The school was run by the slapstick gods
I love you Trevor, you'll be missed
I just laughed unbelievably hard. The weird tight incompetence of people where they just forget details like hey maybe help the blind kid off stage is too much of a juxtaposition. You guys should have made that into a sketch like Sam in a bag.
He was even more spacialy aware after that incident.
3:57 Trevor's eyes 😂
@howtomeetwomen-
3 жыл бұрын
WE FORGOT HOW DARK THIS WAS
Zach is officially my favorite member.
This is an incredible story. Holy shit. Thanks for sharing.
I imagine those two kids would treat each other like normal kids and mess with each other and that was just the wheelchair kid doing it one last time
VA represent! RIP Trevor, thank you for so much!
His face the whole time for the lead up funny stuff man
🖤🖤 This cemented my love for Zach
A tale as old as time
This made me laugh so much thank you.
One of trevor’s favorite stories
Dude, I could not stop laughing! It genuinely hurt I laughed so hard and long!
This is amazing
This is story of the century.
This is crazy, but don't forget that Sam huffed shock butter and then did a somersault off of the Eiffel Tower
Dude I got tears from this. Mostly laughing tears
My innapropriate laughing moment was when we had a guest speaker talking about bullying for my entire grade. He wad reading a poem somebody made about kid killing themself called daddy's rifle. My friends were fucking around and they started to laugh quietly and I'm weak and uncontrollably laugh. Speaker unleashes a storm on me and redoes the poem from the start. I didn't get in trouble, and only my friends and few people around me knew I was one getting yelled at since he was on stage yelling at me.
All comedy is subjective... except for this. This is objectively funny.
thank you for your time
This one is a real goody. Much enjoyed.
Look at Futt throwing the Goodwill Hunting spell right at the end
I’ve watched this 5 times and I still laugh like an idiot.
That was a story? Sounded like it could have been a skit you guys did. Glad it was a story though, makes it sooooo much funnier
SPEED METAL! Major props to Zach! I have that shirt as well B)
This one about killed me. That was hilarious.
holy shit this is hilarious, you should record it as it happened as a new WKUK sketch
F’s in chat for Chris
@d.c.8828
3 жыл бұрын
F
oh hell i almost choked to death laughing at this for real
I was in an all county chorus and doodled a fish man with abs on my music to make my friends laugh. They whispered to me that I have to return the music at the end, which I must have somehow missed. I tried to hold laughter and busted out laughing while conductor started to talk about school shooters. Then I realized what was happening and started laughing at the situation. Vicious cycle
Out of all the sketches, which one was tje most fun to do in the entire wkuk series?
Hilarious!! Some might even say you were basically obligated to laugh.
Holy fuck 😂 Reminds me of when my boss was telling a story about her dog ODing to the crew and I started laughing. Turns out I was the only one who found that funny
HOW has that not been a sketch yet!!?
I wonder if anyone else from that school remembers this.
Please do a commentary on cat hunt
@Mr.PepeSilvia
3 жыл бұрын
It's called cunting
@coyoteproject
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was going to have to come and say do a commentary on cat hunt without Zack. But after hearing about him laughing at a blind kid who accidentally stabed himself in the eyes with a tree I think he deserves to be there more than any of you.
"I was also in an acapella group called 'The Boys Quintet," you can just stop right there. That's already the most hilarious and embarrassing thing I've ever heard.
You guys should make a coherent succession of sketches around these stories and use that as your movie.
these are totally coming out now that Zach is more well known lol
Friend of mine got cancer. Everyone started treating him awkwardly. While everyone was silent I said "Well, it totally sucks that you saved so much for your pension." He laughed out loud :D
Now that Trevor has passed my new favorite wkuk member is Zach are you ready for that responsibility
That's amazing.
Best story #1
Love the honest content boys, long live liberty!
Hes not the one who set the dominos up. He just got the joke.
Welp, I'm wheezing now
That was as dark as Mr. Green.
The fact that Zach is still unable to stop himself from laughing as he tells the story proves he never developed empathy 😂😂
Big part of being a whitest kid is deciding if you want a mustache that week of taping or not
I saw the ending coming as soon as they said a tree was planted for the blind kid's dead best friend.... But damn was that hilarious. I think we've all been there at some point in our lives.
Dope
I knew how this was going to end when Zach mentioned the blind kid walking by himself.
Trevor looks like he’s working for nascar haha
That was a damn good dark story. We all have laughed at moments that didn't require laughter. High fives to the ironic moments in life that somehow make us feel like shit. Even if we laughed just before the shaming.
Oh awesome I didn’t know you were from Arlington Zach that’s where I was born ❤️☺️
I do NOT find it funny to watch a blind kid, unattended, walk himself into a tree branch that stabs his eyes. It IS however REMARKABLY HILARIOUS to listen to a stranger recounting a time when they let out a laugh at a funeral for their wheelchaired acquaintance(?) when his blind friend walks himself into an eye poking tree
@wr7662
2 жыл бұрын
They clearly weren't friends. One thing Zach and Trevor had in common was a hatred for the disabled.
It's good that you laughed; I mean, God murders a kid that couldn't even fully enjoy being a kid for his brief time on Earth, then the tree dedicated to that kid stabs his best friend in his eyes that already don't work; everyone there was probably having a spiritual crises over it; SOMEBODY had to be scapegoated. You helped balance the universe, and should therefore feel very good about yourself.
Going to hell, but least you’ll go laughing
Trevor's hat says it all. Still funny.
Terrible things are hilarious!
this made me laugh so hard
Newzboyz! Newzboyz!
Yesterday I was watching the news boys I missed from the day before, but then Self Suck Saturday started so I couldnt finish it.
That story was almost as dark as Seth's vision...
The Period sketch needs to be discussed in detail
Is Trevor growing out his moustache so he can film Gays Got Married part 2??? lol
If it makes Zach feel any better. When we were in high school we had a holocaust survivor come in to tell her story. So 4 of us in the back started to say all because of the American pie movie…. This one time in the concentration camp and then think of the worst thing ever.
Mad respect for the Speed metal shirt.
Lmao I would have laughed to then looked at the crowd and said aww come on
My stomach hurts from laughing at this, holy shit that’s fucked lol
Quite the story
TBH This is the type of story, which when you are a part of at the moment you feel bad for the guy, but later telling it to people it's for a laugh because of how unlucky the guy was. Just like accident videos on the internet - you feel bad for the people, but its amazing how far they can fly.