Rift: “it seems you’re in a bit of a…” Me: “Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle.” Rift:”predicament” Me: “DAMMIT”

@LuckyArceus

Жыл бұрын

He’s pickle riiiift! Wubalubadubdub!

@sidey3412

Жыл бұрын

lol same

@1ogo

Жыл бұрын

@@LuckyArceus lets hope he doesnt get charged with domestic abuse

@YouShallNotPassHaha

Жыл бұрын

@@1ogowhat!

@nysreme7

Жыл бұрын

@@YouShallNotPassHahajustin roiland

We literally held this guy at gunpoint a few weeks ago and he’s still giving us top tier asmr. He’s so cool.

@Tarking434

Жыл бұрын

😂

@Lucas-cz5to

Жыл бұрын

Why were we soo mad at him? We even held a green gun, the most dangerous weapon

@Sasqe

Жыл бұрын

few weeks != multiple months

@noahjones9366

Жыл бұрын

​@@Sasqethe concept of time in the ER universe is incomprehensible. During his multiple choice questionnaire, he asked us about videos that don't exist yet 🤔

@galaksina

Жыл бұрын

Putting this into the pile of "Things that should be alarm, but makes sense for Uncle E's comment section"

This guy could make a video of him just saying "button" for an hour and I'd listen to it every night

@gudkush420

Жыл бұрын

You cant tell me that E didnt immediately write that idea on a sticky note after liking this comment.

@JesusChrist-pd9py

Жыл бұрын

I really hope he did, it would really make my second coming a lot more rewarding

@punyr5338

Жыл бұрын

Don't give him any ideas😭

@accountaccount7762

Жыл бұрын

Real

@N51totallynotprivatemilitary

Жыл бұрын

@@punyr5338 why not

Being confused and relaxed simultaneously is an odd feeling the mind and body cannot explain.

@espy9244

Жыл бұрын

Too calm to comprehend the horrors, come back another time Cthulu

@someone_246

Жыл бұрын

rift and marno are the only asmrtisrs that can pull it off

@Karizmatyc

10 ай бұрын

You must be new here

Yknow uncle rift I had a sudden realization recently. I have been falling asleep to your videos since i was 14 and im 21 now. Youve been here helping me sleep during the worst and best parts of my life. You have, to put it simply, been the one person I could always count on. So thank you, thank you for sharing your amazing ideas and and art for the all of us to enjoy. Youre amazing!

@MaxieWolfe

11 ай бұрын

Amen

@camvalence

10 ай бұрын

crazy, me as well. he truly has been a blessing to us growing up

@jay_animates571

7 ай бұрын

Tnhj 32:31 to uuht 32:36 my o😊yit tot m uyht hyty my yy h 😮 uh hmy huh my😅 hey 33:19 u😅 33:22 in h u uh y hi hl😢 33:55 hhuit😅😅u 34:15 y h h by

@jayy8364

7 ай бұрын

Same here! From 21 to now 28. Been a great ASMR ride

Welcome new subscribers. I hope you’re ready for some of the most mind blogging yet relaxing videos of all time

@DanielBielecki2013

Жыл бұрын

I hope this comment get alot likes!

@ayeCABRONE

Жыл бұрын

​@@DanielBielecki2013commenting here so it does 😁

@overwatchgeek5735

Жыл бұрын

Mind blogging Mental status update Brain tweeting Head forum

@stormhunter2627

Жыл бұрын

*mind boggling absolutely agree! never try to make sense of a nonsensical multiverse, and all that, but the way Uncle E has gotten me to sleep for the past ~8 years is impressive

@SarumanOrthanc

Жыл бұрын

Well, Seymour, I made it despite your directions.

Your hair is so mystical dude, you look like a wise wizard

@ralphisxamida8533

Жыл бұрын

ER the white ❤️

@06sub27

Жыл бұрын

Er the white?

@ralphisxamida8533

Жыл бұрын

@@06sub27 Lord of the rings reference, from the wizards the white one is the most powerful.

@repws7076

Жыл бұрын

@@ralphisxamida8533and brown is the weakest 💀

@xoomster9595

Жыл бұрын

If you are new around here don't get too attached. .

I love these intros where he's gonna say "good now", but stops and switches side. I don't know why but it's just so tingly xd

@gee_dubya

Жыл бұрын

Edging our tingles

@arattux

Жыл бұрын

@@gee_dubya exactly!😂

@squirraffe3252

Жыл бұрын

it’s not even tingly for me it just gives me anxiety until he says it

@arattux

Жыл бұрын

@@squirraffe3252 haha ye😂

@el_walser

Жыл бұрын

@@squirraffe3252 Yeah, unfortunately, me as well, I can't watch these videos when I'm trying to sleep, whenever he does that the tension is just killing my relaxation. Still great videos, though.

Kind of unbelievable how every single one of us got the same magic button. You’d think at least one of us would’ve hit it off with Cynthia, Clyde, or Margaret.

@MightyGachiman

Жыл бұрын

I am willing to share, but i need it back by next wednesday!

@ChillaxWithZac

Жыл бұрын

@@MightyGachiman Deal!!

@etherealhawk

7 ай бұрын

Mum says it's my turn with the button

As a subscriber I’ll get 110% on the exam, Just You See!

@DanielBielecki2013

Жыл бұрын

I hope this comment get alot likes

@harveyashley1895

Жыл бұрын

​@@DanielBielecki2013I hope this comment on this comment gets alot of likes

@miklashovej7836

Жыл бұрын

I hope 🎉

@juuzou4074

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@harveyashley1895I hope this comment on the comment of the comment that’s being commented on gets alot of likes…wait what🤔

@weirdshitfinderman4181

Жыл бұрын

Too bad the pass mark will be 727% knowing how ER does his questionnaires lol

Whenever or not you pass this exam, we hope you enjoy the process dear would-be subscriber. Remember to leave a bodypart in the tip jar on the way out. We thank you for kindly

@sickna-sty3244

Жыл бұрын

I have left my right sclera. The one that has the Declaration of Independence tattooed on it!

@gfdx3214

Жыл бұрын

Im leaving my right carunkle

@thevexingwitch330

Жыл бұрын

I was going to donate my heart but Dr Corvus already took that 🤣 i guess i could just donate my body to SCP 049 and hope he can just leave my skull as a tip 😂

@plum_scum

Жыл бұрын

​@@sickna-sty3244love the reference😭

@dreamiblu

Жыл бұрын

Odd. It appears the little gremlin that sits atop the door holding the tip jar decided not to come in to work today.

I gotta say, rift is a pro with the dual mics. A lot of people tend to favor one mic more and it’s frustrating to my ears, but you keep a steady pace when switching. Also your inaudible whisper is pure gold

@N51totallynotprivatemilitary

Жыл бұрын

keep in mind that he's deaf in one ear so he does it even when he has audio set to mono. (mono audio means that its in both ears at once instead of ear to ear)

@katsumi8844

Жыл бұрын

@@N51totallynotprivatemilitary Yeah I think he mentioned sometime that he was diagnosed with acoustic neuroma in his left ear so he can't hear so well out of that one. Amazing how he still keeps up with these quality videos while being basically deaf in one ear!

@balboatarandino

Жыл бұрын

The ASMR Beethoven

It’s always a good day when ER uploads

@DanielBielecki2013

Жыл бұрын

I hope this comment get alot likes

@ethanhampton2265

Жыл бұрын

I gotta agree

I missed this exam when I first subscribed, so I'm glad I'm getting around to it now

As a 10 year veteran, I should hopefully pass. Wish me luck. As long as I don't fall asleep during the exam!

@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

Жыл бұрын

Where did you serve?

@corymackenzie-gray1359

Жыл бұрын

@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 the alternate universe

@yosher

Жыл бұрын

@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144Innsmouth

@frogmaster3010

Жыл бұрын

@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 he means that he’s been watching for ten years

@ultspark

Жыл бұрын

The Ephemeral Rift Army

Got so many tingles with the anticipation for “good now”

Idk how you grow hair so fast. You've grown more hair in the last few months than I have in my entire life

I can only imagine how baffled that those who subscribed since the last video feel seeing this get uploaded

@DanielBielecki2013

Жыл бұрын

I hope this comment gets alot likes

my sense of time is warped but i remember the hair video like it was yesterday,,, i can’t believe how quickly it all grew back!!

I think with longform asmr dropping down in popularity, this channel has still kept onto its original charm that it had in 2017. ER is truly here for the community not the money or views. You are a genuine artist man, keep up the good work. Ps: the alternate universe videos were some of my favorite modern videos youve ever made, super creative and really well done.

I unsubscribed just to have the pleasure of doing it again

@Jude_mcrae

3 ай бұрын

Mcchicken's rival...

I'm not an english native speaker so I barely can understand what he's saying but is so relaxing...thanks for sharing

As a years long veteran I shall examin this exam for proper examination qualities in this mulitverse. Other multiverses are out of my jurisdiction

@the_protectorof_smols3563

Жыл бұрын

Who examines the examiners *Indeed*

Will be awaiting my results in the mail. I’ll make sure to take two weeks off so I won’t miss it.

Hey Paul, I wanna say thank you for making these top tier ASMR (and even just videos in general) for such a long time now. Having watched your art and creativity since I was 15 back in 2015 until now in 2023 with over a million followers. It truly makes me feel special to have found someone that has been a therapist and great teacher and friend and see their well earned success through the years. I look forward to seeing you every video and you really hold a special, special place within me. Thank you for being such revolutionary in ASMR and KZread creators. Always and forever a listener of yours :))

The new 'good now' intro is so good that i got tingles from the build up 😂

It’s been awhile! Happy to see you’re around still and happy to see you didn’t let everything stop you. You’ve helped me with so so much since I was a teenager (I’m 26 now) I’m thankful for you. Happy holidays!

Rift, I have been watching you for years. Thank you for always bringing interesting topics, ideas and calm comfort to my mind. You are my best night time friend and I am inspired by your mindset and creativity. I will be here for the long run and I wish you and your family well!

I've watched this 4 different times, and have yet to make it to the actual questions awake. Great job!

Thanks brotha. As always, Much Love, and keep on being You. Infinitely grateful.

I literally just finished losing the game of sleep video This one's for NEW PEOPLE.

Every time I watch I think of how good you and my dad would hit it off lmao appreciate the work, love the channel

You know it's gonna be a good asmr video when you get tingles within the first 2 minutes

Another creative upload from Ephemeral Rift, always great to listen to.

To any new subscribers... This man has years of lore to indulge in! My recommendations are the candy man Corvus clemmons Tin foil hat society The repairman Oh how I envy you new subscibers, to experience it all...anew!

@COSmicFingers

3 ай бұрын

What about:getting Buried in Margaret's garten ?

Good thing I’m already a subscriber, I’ve got too many exams as it is already

I loved the button section 😍 the sounds were so nice along with button being said! Amazing!

Good thing these fake glasses let me pass as a new subscriber so i could get the welcome gift a second time haha!

ER's voice softness varies a lot from video to video, I'm glad to come back to something like this that's very intense and crisp.

Don't ever stop making content man. You are the best at this 👍🏻

I follow like 25 asmrtists and they upload frequently but man I will always put ER first and foremost.

Wait... We had an exam today?

47:40 A thought that popped into my mind for a moment; wouldn't it be interesting if there was another Sanitarium, other than Arkham? Obviously I don't mean any alternate-universe versions, like branches of Arkham that exist in liquid universes and such; I mean, what if there's another sanitarium that is rivals with Arkham, or maybe they're like a knockoff that wants to be as good as the original? Could be an interesting concept to explore

@EphemeralRift

Жыл бұрын

I like the way you think…

Common ER W💯‼️

@DanielBielecki2013

Жыл бұрын

I hope this comment get alot likes

How could we not love this insane man?! It's impossible. This level of insanity REQUIRES love - it's mandatory.

I have a feeling I'm part of this video and it's for me because I literally am a new subscriber due to transferring to a new phone and loosing my old KZread account. And had to use this one. Now that I have been following uncle E for 14 years and I finally had the chance to subscribe again. Is always a nice feeling. I love my button gift!!

Watching Rift’s videos out of order is kinda crazy, he always changes his hair length like it is nothing.

@N51totallynotprivatemilitary

Жыл бұрын

his barber is a GTA NPC

As soon as I clicked the video, I went ahead and liked it. I know I won’t be awake to see the end, but that’s why most of us are here! Thank you Uncle E, you and Dr. Dimitri have helped me for 8+ years!

As an old subscriber, we too have had this admission in many galaxies and dimensions.

I read the title of the video and it made me genuinely laugh 😂 Maybe because I thought you are one of those who can take an ordinary subject and turn it to interesting video It is currently very early morning but I wish it was early evening to watch your video and have a restful sleep 💤💤💤

Thank you for helping me sleep! I always love your videos so much!

Finally an asmrartist who is willing to remove my brain from my skull for the sake of my relaxation

Hey man, not sure if you will read this but i just want to say, Thank You. I'm on a Bad Period of my Life and you and your channel really help me when i just need to rest and relax, you are a good person.

Me taking an “empty” capsule… full of hopes & dreams from a man I hardly know… says A LOT about his abilities!! I’m like OKAY… let’s do this!! ❤️

Omg!! 1 million! When did that happen? That's awesome!

Great role play, looking forward to my subscriber annual check up to make sure I remain within the qualifications!

3 more days and I've subbed to this channel for 1 year

I have to wait 7 hours to watch this because ER is so good if I watch this at work I'm gonna fall asleep 😢 I'm counting down the minutes!

Been seeing this channel from time to time on home page and watched the Dr. Strange video way back, just started to watch more videos this week, the most recent I've seen and become my favorite by far is the Native American style flute video. Just realized with this video when it was recommended in my home page and I clicked on it that I was not subscribed yet I quickly amended that lol

Love the anticipatory triggers at the start 😌

As always, love your stuff! But I got a good laugh when you got to the brain and talking about bloodflow while pointing to the spinal cord. The nearest major blood vessels there would be the Vertebral Arteries, which join to become the Basilar Artery, which then has several branches but mainly becomes part of the Circle of Willis. Which, if you're of a certain age, would immediately lead to thinking "What'chu talkin' about Willis?" (ok, I make the "What'chu talkin' about Circle of Willis?" joke almost weekly) Hence, the laugh. Back to your regularly scheduled relaxation. Thank you so much for your amazing work!!! 🧠♥🩸

I check in to the channel every few months or so and it’s like slowly watching a regular guy turn into gandalf

You should do a Michael Myers or ghost face rp, where they are "surgeons" at the Arkham sanitarium. That sounds dope

this guy gives me serious vibes of my 6th grade science teacher (really cool teacher, perfect mix of having a brain and being a teacher, it seems like he genuinely enjoys being a teacher)

no comments yet wow!!! i love ur videos uncle E 🤞🏽🤞🏽 subscribed since 4th grade!!! creativity never stops

This is the third night I’ve listened to this while I sleep because I’m curious what the video will be, but I keep falling asleep and I miss everything!

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌

Rift ive been a subscriber for a year and a half and i enjoy all your vids including this one 😊

As a past subscriber i am ready to be admissed as a new one.

Woah! Haven't even gotten the notification for this one. Now that's early.

I have such a hard time sleeping but I swear anytime I listen to one of ur videos I'm out In minutes thanks man for all the tingles

Another great video by Uncle Rift!

Thank you for putting out videos. They really help me. What are the odds of another candy man video? Those are my favorite.

(Superb tingles. Thank you! 💜🙏)

I have beeh through all of his videos but i always get back to this one

Bruh I use to watch this dude as a kid like 9 years ago this is crazy I’m 21 now 😂 glad I found him again

YES THANK YOU I’ve been getting tired of watching the same check up and measurement videos recently this is JUST WHAT I NEEDED

Thank god I’m already subscribed, I’m terrible at taking exams 😩

@LuckyArceus

Жыл бұрын

Well the descriptions says it’s for judging if you can subscribe AND for if you can REMAIN subscribed.

This is probably the funniest asmr video I’ve ever seen. 😂😂

He’s gonna eventually come full circle with his ‘Good now’s’ so saying it the first time will be subverting expectations instead

LAST 2 VIDS HAVE BEEN TOTAL BANGERS. KEEP COOKING U HAVEN'T MISSED YET 💤💤💤💤💤🔥

I love that your only merch is krill your shelf and master obliger t-shirts

Uncle E's hair has gotten to the point where you are constantly living in fear that the next time he uploads, he'll have shaved it all of again.

Phew, looks like I barely got out of having to apply by subscribing 10 years ago!

10+ years down the line and he still hasn't run out of video ideas or scripts (and never will).

Thank you for making sure Nothing won't hurt us while we're here ❤

I'm a longtime subscriber but I'm still gonna take the exam! Also welcome new subscribers. I wish you all the best and I hope you enjoy your stay wherever you are!

A video where you have a little plastic neat sounding button and just say button for 2 hours and keep pushing it would actually be amazing

Best way to end my midnight KZread binge😁

I came back an hour ago from work where there is no internet and i see papa ER. Life is good

Yes! I've been waiting 3.65 centuries to take this!

Uncle E is looking like a reformed biker with that suit and beard. How epic

Wow i forgot i wasint subscribes to your channel. Ngl tho your voice is just as calming a jigglypuffs song AND the virtual haircut video COMBINED!

I almost wish I wasn't subscribed yet. Imagine being able to say you're subscribed because you passed the test

Your voice makes me happy, thank you for helping me sleep, sorry my broken english

The button thing felt like getting a wand at Ollivander's.

Thanks for the exam Uncle E

Yet another great video

finally after all the delay due to covid, after 2 years i finally get my examination!

I remember when i took my exam 7 years ago, funny to think its been that long already!