0:00 It's "POOFesure", not PROOFesure.

@GamersReact

4 жыл бұрын

oops my bad :[

@piethedye3948

4 жыл бұрын

Gamers React thank you for taking responsibility for your mistake. I know not many channels would do this and wouldn’t try to make this mistake known so once again, thank you for being responsible.

@orangeenjoyer6432

4 жыл бұрын

@Gamers React oh wow, well thank you for doing this.

@p8geons233

4 жыл бұрын

Lol it’s nubfesure

@bighead70

4 жыл бұрын

GRAMMAR POLICE!

1:31 " mines diamond with dirt" Me: Oh yeah, this is big brain time

@badpiggies988

4 жыл бұрын

NO! OH NOTCH NO!

@terragthegreat175

4 жыл бұрын

After seeing keemstar mine diamond with a stone pick I thought I'd seen it all, but then this guy walked in, dirt in hand.

@seanjacobsen3168

4 жыл бұрын

HE IS TOO NOOBY TO BE LEFT ALIVE

@SGimystx

4 жыл бұрын

@@terragthegreat175 SAME

@spacecat3198

4 жыл бұрын

Watching people mine diamonds wrongly is just so painful to watch.

*"What if we use 0% of our brain?"* *"..."* *1:31*

@titantantisunthorn9222

4 жыл бұрын

@@PortASebastian But still

@deleted1492

4 жыл бұрын

He said :don’t tell me what to do!

@TheReactor23

3 жыл бұрын

Dirt feeds ya Dirt more important than shiny rock haha

@kennethha416

3 жыл бұрын

@@PortASebastian nah man a newborn baby would know what that was if he used a stone of wood pickaxe to break it because that's a common mistake but he first of all didn't even know what it was and also broke it with his hands

@MiguelMem

3 жыл бұрын

Yes This Gave Me Anxiety

0:49 FIFčo!

@bodyguardoftheceoofmemes9838

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Wendigo_TV

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@skipr1x_

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@monkeshooting7944

4 жыл бұрын

*dedoles* xdddd

@thiccboi9685

4 жыл бұрын

Kto je tu s mremikov

0:47 FiFqooooo

@Wendigo_TV

4 жыл бұрын

FyFdžoooo

@lightstone333bs7

4 жыл бұрын

Joo

@richarddicek7863

3 жыл бұрын

Jooo

2:15 Guys, Dream knows what hes doing.

@sbe5473

4 жыл бұрын

Some how I've never seen that video. What video is that?

@helpfulvillager_a1315

4 жыл бұрын

TheLosersaccount I think it was death swap but he did it to early

@sbe5473

4 жыл бұрын

@@helpfulvillager_a1315 I checked and it wasn't a death swap, thank you anyways!

@Lordkeepmesafe

4 жыл бұрын

@@sbe5473 It was on twitch.Also a easy way to get netherite from Ilmango kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@sbe5473

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lordkeepmesafe Ooh okay thank you!

1:31 not even a person who's never played minecraft knows what this is

@kingchicken9381

4 жыл бұрын

shrek wassowski don’t you mean doesn’t know what it is?

@konno4477

4 жыл бұрын

King Chicken legit everyone and their mothers know what a diamond is lmao

@kingchicken9381

4 жыл бұрын

/KingCrimsion\ I know that’s exactly what I’m saying! But shrek wassowski used double negatives so it sounded like he was saying that no one knows what a diamond is.

@konno4477

4 жыл бұрын

King Chicken he may of just mispelled it dont know

@trashycannoey

4 жыл бұрын

light blue coal

2:12 is not a fail or a win. Dream would never do such a thing. He was probably doing that because he completed a speed run and was just screwing around after killing the ender dragon

@terragthegreat175

4 жыл бұрын

We do not question Dreams tactics. If he decided it was his time, it was.

@Swoshi

4 жыл бұрын

Dream plays game in English, but thats another language. We dont know if its actually Dream.

@subuui5751

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@badpiggies988

4 жыл бұрын

@@Swoshi *Dream is American; his friend Georgenotfound is the English-speaking one.

@nj_golf7433

4 жыл бұрын

BadPiggies 9 so Americans speak “American”, not English?

This guy: “don’t forget to leave a like-“ Me: ⏩⏩

@crabsalad2058

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@zawarudo1099

4 жыл бұрын

King Crimson !!!

@hogridaaaaaaa1943

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@mrnoob6174

3 жыл бұрын

@@hogridaaaaaaa1943 u play roblox? I sub you for that reason lol

@hogridaaaaaaa1943

3 жыл бұрын

E P I C EPICS yea I do

Redstone is red, Lapis is blue, You watched this video To make you feel better, Didn’t you?

@theofficiallarrybird

4 жыл бұрын

Bristol Jakubowski XDDDD

@pietklasen8180

4 жыл бұрын

@Bristol Jakubowski it izz what it izz

@helpfulvillager_a1315

4 жыл бұрын

Bristol Jakubowski that makes sense

@theofficiallarrybird

4 жыл бұрын

Helpful Villager_A 👏✅👋

@Blis-0WHATow

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm.. thank you for helping me with these hmm’ing times. I will trade you back with some.. hmm.. emeralds.

0:47 šak to je FiFčoooo!

00:45 @fifqo Best KZreadr

2:42 Guy looks like grian’s minecraft skin lmao

@Cohenco1206

4 жыл бұрын

Cyrus DaSquid it’s my favourite utuber

@saikrisaiki9427

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cohenco1206 Tommy is ur Favorite KZreadr?! No. or is it Grian?

@red-vg2ds

4 жыл бұрын

hes also an idiot because lava doesnt negate fall damage lmao

@qzeah7768

3 жыл бұрын

And he also sounds like grian

@kennethha416

3 жыл бұрын

@@red-vg2ds I'm pretty sure it does its just also lava and you burn

2:22 Tango's eyes were sweating because of that insane donation. That was amazing!

4:55 dude looking like Balthazar Bratt

@tejaswiseema07

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

0:49 fiFqo je taaam :D

@Wendigo_TV

4 жыл бұрын

#CUK army!

@maxxik2272

4 жыл бұрын

Ale to video nevyslo nie?

@nivax1045

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxxik2272 ešte nie

@nivax1045

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wendigo_TV 💪🏻

@adam10sk32

4 жыл бұрын

FiFqo je tam!Ale vážne aspoň my ho sledujeme

2:54 *Donald duck intensifies*

@helpfulvillager_a1315

4 жыл бұрын

your right lol

@nooberx5222

3 жыл бұрын

lul 🤣

3:20He said: “first step: sleep”

5:17 my favorite

0:46 Slovak youtuber Fifqo

@lightstone333bs7

4 жыл бұрын

Jj

2:53 *we have finally found someone that knows the forbidden......enchanting table language*

@Velkhana_The_Myth

3 жыл бұрын

TommyInnit:JTWWKYDKYDKYD BY THE FLOOR!!!!

@theredtiger1651

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t stop laughing

9:33 Very Impressive! 👍 Edit: The guy from 15:09 Sounds like Lemon drop from Adventure time....

1:39 10k- brain cells

@OppoA-lx7ur

4 жыл бұрын

Ť ř Ū ę

@qzeah7768

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes very smart

Minecraft: Piglin Bastion Me: Oh boy, another place for erobb to die!

1:22 that guy never got home

0:47 FiFqoooo!

@richarddicek7863

3 жыл бұрын

Yes ano

2:12 that is neither a fail nor a win, that’s just Dream being Dream

0:08 behwere headphone users I learned it the hard way

@albinocat

4 жыл бұрын

Rjflash567 and aj al same

@ashtxn_oa

4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t we all?

6:53 can we all take a moment to appreciate how chill this dude is about dying

@chaitanya7248

4 жыл бұрын

And he was in hardcore in the END oooof

@Velkhana_The_Myth

3 жыл бұрын

Him: huh, I died *laughs

@tonyfello

3 жыл бұрын

that's me boys

@romeobernardo2636

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonyfello No subscribers? This man deserves 1,000,000 Subscribers for being chill.

0:49 FiFqoooo Slovakiaaaa

@lightstone333bs7

4 жыл бұрын

Anoooooo!!!

@nikolas1353

4 жыл бұрын

Pres e taak

0:50 CUK for FiFqo

3:01 that face when got an A

70% of comments : 0:48 OMG IT'S FIFQO :D

@inabakaori456

3 жыл бұрын

20% of the comments : 2:12 DREAM DID IT ON PURPOSE! HE IS NOT NOOB!

1:46 I’m still trying to recover from my depression and stage 2 anxiety

@Lordkeepmesafe

4 жыл бұрын

And I'm still trying to get people to eat their f*ckin cereal, do uour fuckin work nutjob... Just kidding would never treat one of the cult bros like that.

@goodknightpangestu470

4 жыл бұрын

Wat

@tanthemaker6956

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lordkeepmesafe um, hello?

@Lordkeepmesafe

4 жыл бұрын

@@tanthemaker6956 Whomst has awoken Lord Talentless's servant.

@tanthemaker6956

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lordkeepmesafe ah, shet here we go again.

2:23 Face of regret.... Well at least he has A LOT of shears : D

0:49 FiFqo Army 😂

1:33 Noobs in minecraft

@goodknightpangestu470

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@nwc2392

4 жыл бұрын

I done some stupid noob stuff, but this is the next level!

@jdmproductions8989

4 жыл бұрын

@@nwc2392 Haha!

@adolfszunyog9606

4 жыл бұрын

No retards in minecraft

@jdmproductions8989

4 жыл бұрын

@@adolfszunyog9606 So true

‘Oh dreeeaaaaammmm’

@Velkhana_The_Myth

3 жыл бұрын

Dream uses reverse card : OHHHHHH GEORGGGEEEEEEEE

2:22 Use all of your shears to make an automatic wool farm!

Minecraft hardcore players: exists Creeper: Im about to end this player's whole career

12:10 he literally could've saved himself

@abdullahshakeel4223

4 жыл бұрын

Why do people think lava means instant death

@deleted1492

4 жыл бұрын

But he didn’t have a water bucket

@fazedlocseryu5093

4 жыл бұрын

隊長棺材抬手. He could have jumped out

@lynne_Fei

3 жыл бұрын

BlOckS JuSt SiTtIn

2:50 tommy: *falls in lava* OH NO also tommy: *giggerbish*

@Velkhana_The_Myth

3 жыл бұрын

SNSITSYKSTIGZSJSIYDKYD BY THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!

00:40 FiFqoooooo !!!! 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 CUUUK !!!

@lightstone333bs7

4 жыл бұрын

Jjeess

7:12 Alanzoka representando kkkk

@zHE4VEN

4 жыл бұрын

+ou-

14:49 he just turned into a blur lol

@blockosgd918

3 жыл бұрын

Paladium for the server name its french :D

0:49 FiFik

lmao 10:58 was me thanks brother

@bobatea5054

3 жыл бұрын

No it wasn't cause you have no content stfu

50% Something else 37% Fifqo 13% Memes

@kukur2381

4 жыл бұрын

No a co

9:30 he’s one of the only smart ones that stayed calm and didn’t freak out

2:50 FOOL

1:31 This Minecraft noob eats all other Minecraft noobs for breakfast. Doesn't know what Diamonds are, breaks it with dirt, and is more fascinated by nearby dirt. This is the ULTIMATE noob

7:11 olha o alanzoka ae rapais

@a-k1ras2

3 жыл бұрын

18:49 ????????MANOO?????

@deadramone90

3 жыл бұрын

N imaginava q ele selecionaria brs '-'

"this new minecraft bastion ruining minecraft hard-core career" Dantdm: **laugh in hopper**

earlier today i found a new piglin bastion and decided to explore on my hardcore world that i have played constantly on for the past 3 months. i went inside and wanted to open a chest but there were 2 piglins in the room so i wanted to deal with them but when i attacked him like 7 of them came from the floor above and i was stuck in that room. I had to eat my notch apple but they kept doing so much damage so i paused the game and got a panic attack in the discord call with my friends and they were all freaking out 2. i had to wait like 25 min before i could manage to play normally again and decided it would be smartest to mine the wall and see if i get somewhere and thankfully i managed to get out with like 4 hearts but there was a big drop and i fell down and had 1 heart left (thank god for feather falling). Because of the amount of piglins in the corner some of them got pushed down and as i was running away with like 4 piglins behind me and very little health despite the notch apple. i heard them right behind me and i ran to the edge of the lava and managed to put on my elytra and fly away with rockets. If that shit was streamed it would get so many views cuz i had a real fucking panic attack cuz of a fucking block game made for kids.

@Lordkeepmesafe

4 жыл бұрын

Im glad, it proves that the bastions are dangerous and a amazing trade off for the good loot that it has. I'm glad you didn't die tho.

@RealRons99

4 жыл бұрын

Dude lucky you

@Lordkeepmesafe

4 жыл бұрын

@AleNoConstancy yeah

@swingingbro9170

3 жыл бұрын

u r the chosen one

What ive learned from watching these is always watch your step while playing hardcore

Sees diamond* I don't know what this is Me:he's a noob Sees dirt* dude I can stock up on dirt Me: yes definitely a noob My feelings: this is painful and not even for him

4:08 I can’t stop laughing at this part 😂

2:52 I didn't understand

@reverseyt4027

4 жыл бұрын

I know but I didn't understand what he said

@reverseyt4027

4 жыл бұрын

=D

How that guy doesn't know what diamond is?????? Congratulations, he earned the prize of the noobest person

@anangrytomato3093

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, he is even worst than keemstar. At least keemstar knows that is diamonds

*sorry but I have to say it-* Hardcore: ........ Bastion remnant: I’m about to end this mans whole career

0:07 I almost got a heart attack

@natzu7105

4 жыл бұрын

Same

FiFqo was here! :D

It is always the same people, you think they would learn.

0:08 That gave me goosebumps

In my hardcore world I just don’t take risks and head straight to the mines for full diamond gear. I then quickly enchant it as best as I can and find some villagers to obtain mending usually selling farmers wheat until I have enough emeralds for all the mending books. While I’m selling wheat I often craft a bow and enchant that while I’m there. Then I try and get protection 4 and feather falling 4. But the point is I never fail to do so because I never stop until I am as safe as possible. I then craft some golden apples from the gold I obtained in the mines and head to the nether fortress. I fight some blazes but they don’t even scratch me as I have top-tier gear. I obtain the blaze rods and get a bit of nether warts while I’m there. I then return to the over world and make some regeneration potions incase I need to use one instead of wasting a golden apple. (This is entirely situational) I then hunt ender man until I have around 16-20 enderpearls. I then use those enderpearls on the crafting table to make the eye of ender. I use those eyes of ender to locate the strong hold and find the end portal. Just before I go to the end I craft some water buckets I saved from before and use the two of them to make an infinite water source, I then craft a bucket for each obsidian pillar and place the water below it. I save a my two buckets of water in the case of having the save myself from fall damage. At this point I only have to shoot the ender crystals and build up to the ones which are too high up or shielded by iron bars. I then destroy each one and begin to fight the dragon. I always keep some glass bottles on me just for lingering potions which are cool to have but I often never use. I then slay the dragon and locate an end city through mining end stone and building to other islands. Once I find an end city I immediately build to the end ship and obtain the elytra, I then use some left over enchanted books, unbreaking 3, mending 1. I use them on the elytra with my anvil and I can then just fly around the end city and obtain more rare enchanted items. I repeat this process until I have 4 elytras, one equipped and three spare. I then look for an end city gateway and collect the ender dragon egg by tapping the egg and walking over to it with a torch, placing it underneath and mining the block below the egg. I then collect the dragon egg and jump through the exit gate. That is how I usually beat the game on a hardcore world.

I was watching this when the wind from a storm scared the life out of me I threw my headphones!

@xiimipa5_rakasedupiduarsa209

4 жыл бұрын

Well me got a thunder

0:57 That slow smile tho! 😂🤣

@lightstone333bs7

4 жыл бұрын

He is our country yt

11:03 Eheheh DEbrehhh!!! (this was so funny)

That dude in the first one went through puberty again.

6:03- a tropa brazuca tá aqui 7:15- mais um brazuca o Alan

0:50 FiFqo 🤣🤣🤣

4:46 Ok this one was really funny to me for some reason

13:03 why he didnt use his pearl? Like he can teleport right?

Isn’t weird how people fall into the void in the End even though they have ended pearls in their hot bar.

@msiio

3 жыл бұрын

ended pearls

I had my headphones at full volume when I started this video. Definitely a contender for 10 IQ plays of the year.

Conveniently when you said I will steal yo mama purse her purse went missing🤣🤣😂😂

7:11 damn that's unlucky, the chances of one of those spawning is insanely low, let alone the chances of one spawning next to a lava lake. i dont think he was looking at the screen while breaking it either and i dont blame him because those are rare enough to where you shouldn't have to constantly worry about them

@AkaNeck

4 жыл бұрын

Alanzoka is incredible unlucky

@zHE4VEN

4 жыл бұрын

Hes Brazilian

@Luka-zt2sj

3 жыл бұрын

This is a BR noob PORTUGUÊS=o seu bosta é o alanzoka porra seu noob

@Luka-zt2sj

3 жыл бұрын

@@zHE4VEN yes :)

6:53 He had the calmest death in hardcore I’ve ever seen

0:04 shield: *am i useless for you?*

6:53 I like how he’s chill and doesn’t rage when he dies

@tonyfello

3 жыл бұрын

thank you.

2:14 Dream? *WHAT ARE YOU DOING DREAM!?* 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@andrasaronkazai5179

4 жыл бұрын

@Hunter Hooper he did this after his win!

2:22 I guess he just needed a lot of sheers

@redhihz

4 жыл бұрын

He actually did need it for an automatic wool farm. He was surprised because of the $1000 donation

0:00 The first one was beautiful! 😂🤣

The funniest part was the guy trying to sleep in the end once he entered the end

5:35 thats a hacker creeper

FiFčo!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Erobb221 and MizKif have proved themselves as the horsemen of hardcore mc. Every time i see them is either in a "10IQ pLaYs CoMpIlAtIoN" or "Near deaths"

11:16 grumpy H being so wholesome 🥰

6:24 next time you should bring a shield

@landfork2482

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah...

@subscriberswithnovideosc-mk3up

4 жыл бұрын

that was one of the cringiest ones... you think he'd know better

@flipmanlet8982

4 жыл бұрын

@@subscriberswithnovideosc-mk3up my comment?

@flipmanlet8982

4 жыл бұрын

@@subscriberswithnovideosc-mk3up I'm just saying

@subscriberswithnovideosc-mk3up

4 жыл бұрын

@@flipmanlet8982 i meant the guy had netherite items yet he didnt think of bringing a shield nor a chestplate... or blocks (which could have easily saved him). you would think someone that has max items would know better, guess not

I found 6 diamonds in one spot today. Just thought I'd say that lol! 😂

@yourregularjoe7760

4 жыл бұрын

JDM Nerf Films it’s called a vein

@traysonwhitworth8968

4 жыл бұрын

JDM Nerf Films I found 10

@jdmproductions8989

4 жыл бұрын

Crap! I guess I lost lol

@jdmproductions8989

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourregularjoe7760 ok

@Velkhana_The_Myth

3 жыл бұрын

@@traysonwhitworth8968 :( i found 24 diamonds in one trip to the mines near bedrock level and wanted to throw away my extra cobblestone into lava but my controller glitched and made me throw my diamonds instead of my cobblestone (i fu**ing hate myself for doing that)

13:33 you can hear the sheer terror in that mans voice

The first clip scared my pillow so well both sides turned warm

2:12 Dream was purposely killing himself, this isn't a fail or win.

kdo od FiFqa? :DDDD

0:00 i jump out of my chair just because that dude SCREAM

Bastion: exists Piglins: Its free real estate

Gotta love how they spelled Poofesure's name wrong 😅

0:49 Thanks for the spoiler. The video isn't available on KZread yet.

@battledroid8010

3 жыл бұрын

Your welcome

0:28 that dude is SO chill XD

0:49 Fifqoooo xDD největší frajeeer🤣😎😉