"i like getting older, i feel like I'm finally aging into my personality" is an underrated but powerful and relatable quote

@theeternelyeboii6784

2 жыл бұрын

Super cool quote! In scientific literature, our personalities have been consistently shown to become more stable and pronounced as we age. Our identities and roles tend to solidify, we settle down to a more consistent, self-chosen life and find our 'niche' in the world, which brings 'us' out even more. We do, literally, age into our personalities!

@nnsrhmdn

2 жыл бұрын

@@theeternelyeboii6784 an equally amazing response. thank you!

@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC

2 жыл бұрын

I like this conversation. 🥰 Thank you for the knowledge. Very relatable.

@shelbiherzog

2 жыл бұрын

It really is. I love the flashbacks of Nick acting like an old man when he was little

@nevaehcoad105

2 жыл бұрын

I need the timestamp for this episode fir my senior quote loll

Are you the CRIMINALS?! From the STATISTICS!??!

@shelan7058

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@thalia6226

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite 😂

@hulk6785

2 жыл бұрын

I say that all the time. That and... TYPICAL!!!!

@Eyes_Unclouded

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@krishnatsunduru7368

2 жыл бұрын

i love this one

"Stop talking to me like we're in the middle of a conversation, we just sat down" makes me laugh every time

@AlongwithAlana

Жыл бұрын

"I hate when you do that" 😂😂😂

@dsay4192

Жыл бұрын

My favorite scene in the show but for when Winston said shawty what that thang do 😂😂

@WyattoonsComics

11 ай бұрын

That split moment when Nick Miller turned into Abed Nadir

"shall i compare thee to a summer's day? no, a summer's day is not a bitch."

@borkwoof696

2 жыл бұрын

Best joke in the entire show ngl

@michekay9354

Жыл бұрын

this is my absolute favorite

@kid-ava

Жыл бұрын

lol that's clever

"This fish is protected by the great state of California." "GIMME IT."

@yastertroller2930

2 жыл бұрын

When he was about to flush it down the toilet 🤣

@mirziyob

2 жыл бұрын

hahahaah this is also one of the new girl phrases i use constantly gIMME IT

@PeterParker-yz7dd

2 жыл бұрын

U are loved by God And he cares about u so much and wants u to turn to him today so that he can make miracles and Blessings happen? God loves u and the world so much that He sent his only son Jesus Christ to Die on the cross so that we could Have a relationship with him and not have to sacrifice anything and we can inherit Heaven and be forgiven for our sins and repent those sins? God has a plan for u and wants it to happen turn to him and he’ll change ur life in a better way than u could ever imagine He’s helped me with many things and will do the same to u Just turn to Him and he will give u rest and will protect u Because he wants to save u and give you his kingdom of Heaven because He loves and cares about u and died for u so that u wouldn’t have to go to Hell. God bless you and have a good Day❤️✝️🙏Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and be saved repent ur sins But it’s ur choice to make but Jesus is coming soon but it’s all ur choice to make God bless

@justyouwaitforphysed

2 жыл бұрын

WHY CANT I HAVE THE THINGS THAT I WANT

@arjungutta7762

2 жыл бұрын

“no?”

"Jew in the desert" and "Credit score of a homeless ghost" ARE SUCH UNDERRATED JOKES

@OrangeGraffiti

2 жыл бұрын

@Mari Christofidou @ Alexandra Schroeder responded to the "jew in the desert" joke best: "reference biblical story where jews/Israelites had to wander in the desert for 40 years to find the promised land after making God mad" And for the credit score joke, idk how it works in other countries, but credit scores in the US are basically what help you get along in life. You need a good credit score to take out loans, get an apartment, apply for a credit card, etc. A credit score of 230 (which Nick has) is INSANELY low. How anyone at Nick's age has a score that low is arguably laughable, hence the "homeless ghost" joke. Cos it's kinda true.

@deesid4411

2 жыл бұрын

@Mari Christofidou you get a credit score higher than his by just being alive, just saying basic bills sometimes, even a homeless ghost would probably have a better credit score than him

@halfmoons9439

2 жыл бұрын

Winston’s line are super underrated

@sisisi16

2 жыл бұрын

Once again, Winnie the bish delivers but goes overlooked..

@itsMimi02

2 жыл бұрын

@@sisisi16 a.k.a Brown Lightning

I say “gave me cookie got you cookie” at least 3 times a week lmao

@kimm6589

2 жыл бұрын

It is often repeated in my family.

@joybird144

2 жыл бұрын

it is the funniest shit ever

@tylerdurden7172

Жыл бұрын

I feel like it was improvised

@tythetransboy6094

Жыл бұрын

@@tylerdurden7172 it actually was!!

@divinefeminine8427

Жыл бұрын

My new line since watching that scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nick fist pumping to cotton eye joe remains the funniest damn thing I've ever seen

@hello7032

2 жыл бұрын

It’s so catchy!

@hagridsdisappointingson769

2 жыл бұрын

What really gets me is Jess's: "Why did you need me for this?"

@rachelrachel9152

2 жыл бұрын

One of the most relatable scenes in media ever

@jazazzz

2 жыл бұрын

it's the air fiddle for me

@claraju9756

2 жыл бұрын

For real

finally the “jew in the desert” joke gets some recognition

@alexandraschroeder2327

2 жыл бұрын

Im dying 😂, I completely missed that on my watch through

@hello7032

2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorites

@allaremean

2 жыл бұрын

Explain please

@alexandraschroeder2327

2 жыл бұрын

@@allaremean reference biblical story where jews/Israelites had to wander in the desert for 40 years to find the promised land after making God mad

@theorinbeck3373

2 жыл бұрын

As a jew. I loved it.

Nicks “I never thought of that” after Winstons “what’s the deal with bananas” gets me every time

@cmoneygiles

2 жыл бұрын

I came to the comment section specifically looking for someone who had commented on that very line. such a well delivered line!

@ananyasahay

2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love the delivery it's so funny

@SeraphsWitness

Жыл бұрын

He's excellent at fake laughing, which honestly is really difficult to fake.

@lysandragrace5199

Жыл бұрын

I laugh with my soul every time

Schmidt guessing Cece’s ethnicity is fantastic

@MsAnnChannel

2 жыл бұрын

Saudi-booo

@alexare7948

2 жыл бұрын

Longo

@rachelechols5041

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexare7948 10/10 translates to far away

@VivianneLuders

2 жыл бұрын

jafanese?

@justinz9225

2 жыл бұрын

And it weirdly sets up Schmidt's character perfectly: sometimes ignorantly confident, but not racist at all. He just loves her and doesn't actually care (or know) what her ethnicity is. That's what makes New Girl jokes great. They're not just for humor to pass the time; they actually inform the character's personalities. Too many sitcoms just write jokes and put in them in whatever character's mouth currently needs a line. That's how you get a very bland show.

This whole damn series lives in my head rent free

"are you the criminals...from the statistics?!" is underrated

winston is totally the best character in the later seasons

@jasminesmith5447

2 жыл бұрын

Winston did get a lot better.

@krissyf7269

2 жыл бұрын

The ending of the show and Winstons prank is so good. He grew on me so much as the show went on.

@RygaStudios

2 жыл бұрын

Favorite character went from Schmidt to Winston as the show progressed. For a few months Winston holding Ferguson was my fucking phone wallpaper😂

@justinz9225

2 жыл бұрын

So true. And then having Coach back occasionally was a great addition too. They played towards and against stereotype with the two black characters, which made it really fun. They brushed against race in a thoughtful and funny way without going full-on activist. I love how this show handled that.

@nikkimarie8170

2 жыл бұрын

💯. He’s the best!!!

Just to make that "i am from the town in Footloose" better, Kevin Bacons character (who introduces dance to a small town) is from Chicago.

@sophiarodriguez3706

2 жыл бұрын

Omg, thank you! Totally forgot that 😂

Whoever wrote the dialogue for this show is a genius. One of my favorites is when Nick and Winston are at a doctors office, and a couple old guys nearby are having a conversation. Nick says “did you hear that?” Winston replies “yes. I’m closer to them than you are”. Gets me every time

Nick's burpee is literally me

@cbgoob3246

2 жыл бұрын

THE CRACKLING NOISES

@arianamitchell7050

2 жыл бұрын

his knees and back popping are just the icing on the cake

@redheart_future13570

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, the bone cracking gets worse every day

@chiaraneefjes

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing reading your comment..that was a burpee😂 I was like, what is he doing hahaha (watch the series a few years ago, so forgot about this moment)

It doesn’t get talked about enough how perfectly nick cut out the jewish star cookie

@rojava1619

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking! How nearly did he break that apart into a perfect star!

@alfa6894

2 жыл бұрын

He’d ace that honey-cookie game in Squid Game

Nick screams: "YOU GET ONE WIFE! THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS!" Schmidt screams: "WHYYYY!?" Nick, throws his hands up, shrugging, and softly says: "I don't know." You cut out the best part of that scene! lol.

@corabutcher-spellman8398

2 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@JJ-fg2wd

Жыл бұрын

Big-time George Costanza energy from that 'one wife' line

@andreacarranza8219

Жыл бұрын

@@JJ-fg2wd that`s what i was thinking omg😭😭

@Jlong2o

9 ай бұрын

Agreed!! Love that scene too. So funny.

When Schmidt calls nick a “depression era garbage man” is one of my favourite lines though

@michellemartin7412

Жыл бұрын

Coach says that, not Schmidt. He follows it up with “Been holding that in for 2 years” 😂

@meganr6488

5 ай бұрын

I also love calling Winston "you bird shirted puzzle baby" and Schmidt "you raven haired dandy boy" and Jess, who "looks like a drawing of a best friend that an eight-year-old would make"

I watched this show SO many times and I'm only just now noticing Winston's "jew in the desert" line WTF😭

@mirziyob

2 жыл бұрын

well... he don't want him to wander XD

@joemedley195

2 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised how many people in this thread don’t get that joke. But then I’m from the Bible Belt.

@EmanuelaMasia

2 жыл бұрын

@@joemedley195 I’m Italian, I literally live in Rome…you just made me realize how I got that bit the first time and also cringed a bit while laughing 😆

@lamitaelbaba5372

Жыл бұрын

@@joemedley195 i dont get it

@gerenuk4588

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, there are SO many amazing jokes packed into every minute of that show, that even on my millionth rewatch I find new things to laugh at 😂

I love how so much of the show was improv. In so many scenes you can tell the actors are holding back laughter or you can see the surprise in their face and how they just follow along with the joke.

"If pot were a piano, Nick would be a 9-year-old Chinese girl." How did I miss this perfection before?!?

@joannamgarciajmg

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t understand this one

@iside2373

Жыл бұрын

@@joannamgarciajmg Chinese children are steretipycally known to be piano prodigy

"A white man broke in today" "A white man!? And what did securiry do about it? "Nothing" "Typical!!" Always gets me laughing 😅 and it's just too true.

@tangbaby1

2 жыл бұрын

I liked this then unliked it so I don't ruin the 777 likes

@strugglebus1012

2 жыл бұрын

This is probably my favorite moment out of the whole series lol

@katiepowell3939

2 жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice 😂

@Be1smaht

2 жыл бұрын

This my bfs favorite quote

@nedz.4379

2 жыл бұрын

Ok maybe you or someone knows but am I crazy or is that little girl one of Kev and V’s daughters from Shameless?

“you have the credit score of a homeless ghost” always makes me tear up

“a white man broke in today” “A WHITE MAN? NO!” “WHAT DID THEY DO ABOUT IT” “nothing” “TYPICAL” 😂😂😂

"gave me cookie, got you cookie" will always make me laugh my ass off

@Sam-0827

2 жыл бұрын

Nick was on the verge of tears of confusion 😭😭😂

NO LAUGH TRACK BUT DAMN I HAD THE MOST LAUGHS ON NEW GIRL. such brilliant writing and acting!

@chickenisindeedmystyle7316

Жыл бұрын

Most modern sitcoms are better, which is why they don’t have to hide behind laugh tracks lol

“Yes babe “ “No babe” “Yes babe” “No babe” -Cece and winston

"Stop talking to me like we're in the middle of a conversation.. We just sat down I hate when you do that." Is a 4th wall breaking underrated gem.

Schmidt falling in the parking lot is always my favorite

@emmylia

2 жыл бұрын

“get up dude!!” comedy gold

@simcoe4045

Жыл бұрын

Love how instead of a realistic scenario where he trips over something, he just randomly drops to the ground like a dead fish and then Nick procedes to roughly drag him up by the arm.

"we have crime....crime that WARRANTS statistics" 😂😂😂😂 Best line of that season ⚰️⚰️⚰️

@Anonymous_P

Жыл бұрын

Wrong, the best line Is "are you the criminals?! From the STATISTICS?!" 😂😂😂 THAT JUST KILLS ME

i've done it, ive found the funniest new girl compilation there is

I love when winston said I can’t close my ass after he rolled off the couch

@fozzzey

2 жыл бұрын

The way Coach cocks his head after trying to figure out what that means 😂

@AdmiralKarelia

Жыл бұрын

And the way Coach made that confused face after hearing it.

"I don't dance, I'm from the town in Footloose" LOL

schmidt using his arms as a compass after winston announces that the badger is in the ninth row headed north 😭💀

1:51 the fact that Jake Johnson in real life is Jewish himself too makes this a whole lot better

@mak8680

2 жыл бұрын

I just read "makes it a whole LOL better" 🤣💀

@Oli.V

2 жыл бұрын

This comment made me read his whole wiki and there are multiple things in that that blew my mind. His first name is Mark. Jake is his middle name. He’s also the entire inspiration for Drunk History. Wild.

@willbyers_clizzy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Oli.V wdym the inspiration for drunk history

@Oli.V

2 жыл бұрын

@@willbyers_clizzy the quote from Wikipedia- “The web series Drunk History was inspired by a 2007 conversation that [Jake] Johnson had with series creator Derek Waters. Johnson, while drunk, was trying to describe the story of Otis Redding's death to Waters, and Waters was inspired to build a series around history narrated by drunk people.”

When you watch New Girl on repeat , you watch a scene and u immediately know the context 🤌🏻😭

@jirehpsalmpaule6077

2 жыл бұрын

literally me. been watching New Girl on repeat since 2013.

@DellieB

Жыл бұрын

@@jirehpsalmpaule6077 same

Okay that body cracking part that lasts like two seconds KILLS me out of context

@jean-claudevandammit3371

2 жыл бұрын

It’s so funny. One of my favourite and most quotes lines. But it’s so much funnier IN context ‘…I’ve been doing my burpees and it shows’ does the world’s slowest, saddest burpee…joints cracking, sits down, plays with the carpet for a split second. Comedy gold.

“thin crust? no thank you-i’m from chicago👨🏻” GETS ME EVERY TIME

‘Stop talking to me like we’re in the middle of a conversation’ 😂

“shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? no, a summer’s day is not a bitch.”

The first time I heard "I can't close my ass" I laughed so hard I cried

@candyb2205

2 жыл бұрын

Currently cry laughing at the same thing 🤣🤣🤣

There was at least one moment every episode that was so surprisingly funny that I had to pause the episode for at least a full minute to laugh-cry.

Winston helping Cece with her wedding dress is one of my fav episodes

“You’re my best friend” *smooch*

@papl20

2 жыл бұрын

You just Fredo-kiss me? What's your problem?

Omg so many forgotten gems in here loved it!

I just want a "Nick and Schmidt being kinda gay" compilation. Clearly they have a great and healthy friendship that's only platonic affection but there's a lot of kinda gay stuff there, too.

@rachelrachel9152

2 жыл бұрын

I looked on ao3 like a few months ago cuz id been watching some new girl and i was like well obviously there'll be a lot of nick/schmidt fics, no there's like 300 at best! And a good chunk of those are like the whole group or a threesome romantically/sexually. I was really surprised

@badbitch898

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachelrachel9152 idk in other contexts some moments would be very gay but with them it’s just not

@rachelrachel9152

2 жыл бұрын

@@badbitch898 very fair but that doesnt normally stop people lol. just like, i feel like ive seen more fics for ships with less support to them. i think it's more about the fact that it's a cable channel mainstream tv show and so not quite the audience that typically makes fanfics

@ohmyprettygirl

2 жыл бұрын

tbh i think in all those years I watched new girl, the most shocking thing for me was Schmidt being straight.

@RAHNEMusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@ohmyprettygirl that’s like when jess told the guy she was dating that nick was gay and he thought he “hired an actual gay man” to be his boyfriend and she was like “schmidt? he’s not gay” and he goes “WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP”

Not to get sappy but the chicken dance scene is like the perfect depiction of their relationship. Cause as the lyrics say they got a groovy kind of love while they're doing this stupid, dorky slow version of the chicken dance and absolutely loving it and each other without caring about anything else it's *chefs kiss*

"A WHITE MAN?! NO!" Gets me EVERY time 😂

@Sam-0827

2 жыл бұрын

When he screams *typical*

all characters kill me, the funniest show and great character development. goated show

"You get one wife! That's how the world works"

@svgstarlight

2 жыл бұрын

*WHYYYY*

@willbyers_clizzy

2 жыл бұрын

@@svgstarlight i dunno

Man, my family and I went through such a hard time this year. New Girl made us laugh so much - and we really needed it. Thanks for all the laughs and the smiles!

“I’m from the town in footloose” 😂🤣😂

Nick doing his one burpee 🤣🤣🤣 all the clicks hahaha

schmidt as a dad is my favourite character era ever

" Are YOU A CRIMINAL?... FROM THE STATISTICS!?!" I still laugh at this

The fall in the parking lot is priceless

I saw miller in the thumbnail, instantly clicked.

Sometimes you just need a quick dose of New Girl to get you through the rest of the day

I always laugh so hard at Nick’s bones crackling. Haha And “gave me cookie, got you cookie.”

This makes me wanna rewatch the entire show

The “Gimme it” “No…?” dialogue sends me howling every time. The lines aren’t even that funny, but the way the sea center employee says “no” is so well done. The delivery on those lines is just gold!

The thing I love is that the same song that was playing at the first wedding that Jess and Nick were at together is also played when they get married

@ahobbit1273

Жыл бұрын

No way!! I never noticed that. What a beautiful detail.

@paulflack5033

Жыл бұрын

I love their slow groove, but can’t explain why

The only scene missing is the one where nick attempts to run and stops as immediately as he starts lmao

@willbyers_clizzy

2 жыл бұрын

I currently have four asses!

5:13 lives in my head rent free

@shelan7058

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I love how at 0:26, both Winston and Cece are the epitome of "Yes, white man, please continue"

This was the BEST comedy show on TV. I miss it so much. I’m just grateful that I can rewatch the series whenever I want on Netflix, so they better not ever take it off of there. 😭🥺👏

@aa21fah

Жыл бұрын

Update they took it off 😫

Bro I just realized how funny Jess and the other guy singing was. Never liked those eps and they were so cringe to watch 😭

For some reason, I almost never see any appreciation for the Sad Song.. probably the most memorable scene from the best episode of season 1 IMO

@martinakelly825

2 жыл бұрын

I have a playlist of sad music called "this is the saddest song in the world." 😂 I wish I could add their freestyle rap to it, it would make the playlist complete.

Me and my mom reference the “you gave me cookie I got you cookie” all the time

That scene in 4:16 looks like Max Greenfield legit got scared at the mime especially after he laughed and remembered he was supposed to be acting like Schmidt. lol

This will always be the most effortlessly funny show ever

Gave me cookie got you cookie You gave me cookie I got you cookie man You got I got cookie WE’RE EVEN! WE'RE EVEN SCMIDT!!!!

The way she says "slut butler" 😂 God why did I stop watching this show???

Nick's "You gave me cookie, got you cookie" is just hilarious!!

I'm never going to get over this show.

Just the other day you were romantic to me!! ABSOLUTELY LOVE this line/scene. Sums up their rel so perfectly. And I love that he/writers are using the Anne of green gables definition of “romantic”

This show has such timeless humour, it has aged so well

Nick trying to complete a single burpee while his bones CREAK is the most relatable thing I've ever seen on television

i miss this show so much im so sad that i finished it :(

@twirsty5391

2 жыл бұрын

same i keep restarting it

Schmidt not immediately choosing Ceecee over the.....other one.....was the most unbelievable thing this show ever did

7:00 omg, I can't believe Winston wrote Hadestown

ARE YOU THE CRIMINALS?? FROM THE STATISTICS???

*thump* Winston: I’m alright, I just rolled off the couch Schmidt : WINSTON PLEASE! Winston: I CAN’T CLOSE MY ASS

@violetsandbones

2 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite scenes in the show 🤣 glad someone highlighted it

cutting the you get one wife bit before idontknow is criminal

everything Schmidt says & does is my favorite

These videos make me remember what I loved about this show

thankyou for making this

This show means so much to me. Seriously, more than any other show I've ever seen. It's the one I would choose out of any to watch for the first time if I could.

Will forever be one of my favorite shows❤️

I finished the series today and I'm BROKEN I loved every minute of it!

Thank you so much for the clip at 0:38 I’ve been looking for that and couldn’t find it online

This is my favorite compilation 😂❤

“Are you the criminals? From the statistics?!” might be one of the funniest lines I’ve heard in a sitcom

I once saw jake johnson is a post office parking lot and I was too scared to say hello and I’ve regretted it everyday since

@emmabrown1722

2 жыл бұрын

was it the same post office that nick miller once made love to himself behind

"Would you stop talking like we're in the middle of a conversation, we just sat down." I, love the scene.🤣

This is it. This is the best video that encapsulates New Girl humor

this was TOO iconic

I love how you included so many moments id completely forgotten about!!!